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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2003, 08:13:27 AM »
I would grab an ice pick and hit that X-Box.... HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT like there is no end!! I'd put the pieces in the blender, WHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! THEN I TAKE OUT THE X-BOX PUREE AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND ................... [embarassed look] errr... sorry, I just got into the moment there....

(Grrr!! I really hate the X-Box!!)

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Insane Steve

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« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2003, 08:22:08 AM »
Wake up - that can't happen in the real world. Then I'd probably drink about a 12 pack of caffeinated soda so that it NEVER happens again. Yes, that's it.

Stupid Quotes: (5th edition)
"I`d like to buy a vowel. An N?"
~Contestant on "Wheel of Fortune"
~I.S.~

« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2003, 05:54:02 PM »
You're talking to me aren't you? IT IS FICTION! Don't you have imagination!?!
And Hope(N Forever), that post was funny!

MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse!
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Insane Steve

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« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2003, 09:10:13 PM »
No, I don't - and that was meant to be a joke, man. I mean, I have a different imaginaton - one that does not allow me to see that scenario.

Stupid Quotes: (5th edition)
"I`d like to buy a vowel. An N?"
~Contestant on "Wheel of Fortune"
~I.S.~

Markio

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« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2003, 09:58:44 PM »
I over-analyze things in my imagination.  Like I'll think, 'I wonder what would happen if...' and then I would imagine a scene of it as if it had happened and see the chain reaction of events that would go on if that had happened... then I snap back into reality and realize that it had all never happened.

If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2003, 06:33:15 PM »
Sorry, Steve. I thought you were insulting my imagination.

And Markio, I bet that has gotten you into trouble once or twice ,huh? ;)


MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse!

Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/9/2003 6:10:03 PM
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Trainman

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« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2003, 07:05:29 PM »
Um, I would run up behind and would throw it on the ground. I would take the gun and shoot itr until I was out of ammo then just smash it. I would then try to sell it for parts. The end...

Stupid inventions- Ejector seat for helicopters.
Formerly quite reasonable.

« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2003, 08:24:35 PM »
Sounds a little familiar...

Me: *Sniff* Ah! The smell of victory!
Some guy: No, thats the fact that you haven''t flushed the toilet in 5 months!
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2003, 08:45:46 PM »
That was a joke.

« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2003, 09:14:07 PM »
YAAAAAAY!!! Go GC! Go GC!

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« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2003, 10:27:07 PM »
Okay next story:

You're walking through the dump for the heck of it, then you hear metal banging. Then all of a sudden an Xbox is running at you with a rusty bumper from an old car!

I would grab the nearest long metal object, and start fighting it Star Wars style then as soon as I see an opening I'll beat it with the tip of the pipe. Then I would grab it punch it in the gaping hole that is on the front then put it in the thing that mushes cars. Then I would grab it and hang it on a frame in my room and on the frame it says "Killed: Oct. 11 2003" MUAHAHAHAHAHA!



Now, what would you do?



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MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse! Let''s get this party started!

Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/11/2003 9:28:25 PM

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Markio

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« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2003, 10:46:28 PM »
I'd stand there, him running at me, and step out of the way at the last second, and steal the bumper.  Then I would take the X-box and sell it for money.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2003, 10:53:39 PM »
Continuation to Markio's part:
Then as the guy that he sold the Xbox was puting the Evil Xbox up... It jumped out of his hands, grabed the cash register and chunked it at the guy and killed him. But a nickel flew out of the register and sliced the Xbox in half. THE END!

And Markio you like making profit of them don't you. ;)



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MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse! Let''s get this party started!

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"Smash anyone and anything that gets in your way!"-Falco, Star Fox: Assault

« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2003, 09:45:23 AM »
Hey, where's Hope(N Forever)?



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MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse! Let''s get this party started!

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"Smash anyone and anything that gets in your way!"-Falco, Star Fox: Assault

« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2003, 03:14:52 PM »
If an X-Box was ready to kill me, I would take an ax and cut it in half, then I would grab a chainsaw and SLICE IT!!! Then I'd grab an AK-47 assult rifle and shoot the heck out of it!! Then I would put the remaining pieces in an envelope, put a stamp on it then mail it to Microsoft.



Bumper Stickers I''ve Read: Your Kid May Be an Honor Student But You''re Still an Idiot

Edited by - nintendofreak on 10/12/2003 2:16:55 PM

Deezer was here.

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