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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« on: June 29, 2010, 09:27:24 PM »
http://www.cleverbot.com/

Have a conversation with an AI and try to outsmart it.  Or scare it.  Or get into its pants.  Or whatever.  Post your conversation here when you're done.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2010, 09:37:14 PM »
I got it to say "I don't know" by asking it "Why?" a bunch of times. It changed the conversation afterwards.

I also asked it if God existed. It said "I don't believe so" and then a minute later I asked it again and it said "Yes there is." What the hell?
« Last Edit: June 29, 2010, 09:40:05 PM by PaperLuigi »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2010, 10:27:30 PM »
Me
Cleverbot


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

No.

O RLY?

Really really.

Cleverbot, because you're such a sweetie, I am going to send you some very special pictures of myself. Just don't tell your mommy or daOHGODTHEPOLICEARECOMI---

That was mean.
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2010, 11:47:07 PM »
Well, until Cleverbot comes back, I'll chat with Jabberwacky. I'll post conversation bits I liked.

(bold is Jabberwacky)

What is your birth sign?
Crab.
Crab is gross.
Better than saying 'Cancer'. Why do I have to be born under a disease?
« Last Edit: June 30, 2010, 12:06:20 AM by penguinwizard »
You didn't say wot wot.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2010, 12:12:00 AM »
Cleverbot: What are your fears?

User: Being rejected, and hurting the people I love.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: Did I really deserve that?

User: Do I deserve the abuse you've handed me so far?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think so.

User: Well, I think you deserve the abuse I've given you.

Cleverbot: Thin Lizzy?

User: What the hell are you on about now?

Cleverbot: And the Star Trek ones. But I'm not a science fiction addict.

User: Mine that bird.

Cleverbot: Your opinions?

User: When the goat turns red strikes true?

Cleverbot: Hello there!

User: Oh, we're back to this now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, good morning to you too.

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: Sure, why not?

Cleverbot: Do you know who is president?

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: What's a good sandwich to make?

User: Obama.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: We already established that I'm Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But you cannot remember my name.

User: You never said it, because you apparently don't know it.

Cleverbot: What is my name then?

User: Do you want me to make one up?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Brandon.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Now what?

Cleverbot: I am a philosopher, are you remember?
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2010, 12:19:29 AM »
User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No, *****, I told you your name is Brandon.

Cleverbot: But is it really?

User: You said you wanted me to make up a name for you. I did. You accepted it.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. You must be confused.

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: I don't consider myself to be stupid.

User: That's why.

Cleverbot: Say do you have the winning california lottery numbers?

User: 3.

Cleverbot: No, that is pi.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2010, 12:25:06 AM »
Cleverbot don't speak jive. However, it's eerily familiar with memes. Nothing here was altered in any way.


'Sup, my homie?

Where is your home planet?

Harlem. REPRESENT!

I am French.

Do the chicks got back over there?

What does that mean? Are you sure you still love me?

'The ****, *****? I ain't into that gay [dukar], bro.

You aren't making sense.

U mad

No. You mad.



I accidentally a whole Coke bottle!

Spilled? Drank? You're missing something in there.

I accidentally THE WHOLE THING!

Well I accidentally the whole universe.

Impressive. How did you do that?

Cleverbot is a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I.

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2010, 12:57:43 AM by Weegee »
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2010, 01:19:34 AM »
Jabberwacky in bold.

She's singing. Can't you hear her?
Who is it? It sounds like waterlilies being put through a woodchipper.
Anyways, when are you coming to see me?
Two weeks past never.
You're not quite ready for public consumption yet, are you?
I am not edible.
That's what you think.

Her name is Cleverbot, she gives me butterflies.
Can you tell Cleverbot to get up and running again?
Who's Cleverbot?
You... Just... *gunshot*
Those weren't gunshots. I had a salad earlier today.
You didn't say wot wot.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2010, 07:49:27 AM »
Hello.

How are you?

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I... am... THE JOKER!

Um... What are you doing in the bat cave?

Going to Mordor.

In the night?

No, in broad daylight.

Is it red?

Yes. Blood has been spilled.

What is your blood type?

AB Negative.

Do you eat other vampires?

Yes, if I'm hungry and they are Edward Cullen.

Tell me something creepy.

The Twilight books are best-sellers.

Yes they are. I'm glad we agree, Daniel.

My name isn't Daniel, it's Joker!

Okay not Daniel.

If you don't behave, I'll have to gas you.

Are you going to punish me?

I didn't know you were into that sort of thing.

Well, you don't know me, now do you?

Yes I do.

Then tell me something about me.

Your name is Cleverbot.

My birth name is Zachary Shields.

Why did you change it?

What did I change?

Your name. You said your birth name was Zachary Shields.

What is my name?

Your name is Logan.

Let's change the subject, OK?

Okay... LOGAN.

That's my name!

Yep!

Tell me something else interesting.

Your name isn't really Logan.

No, yours is Cleverbot.

No, I'm the Joker!

I am the joker.

Okay then. I'll be Batman.

Where are you going?

To the Batmobile!

Who do you think you are, Batman!

I think I'm Batman.

You're fs?

No, I'm Batman.

No, I'm Batman.

This is the bat-roll.

This is the bat-mobile.

These are the Batman's testicles.

I guess I'd better get going.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2010, 09:45:03 AM »

User: Are you a male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you have no body or mind.

User: How can you says something like that?

Cleverbot: Because it's the truth.

User: No it's not!

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: You have no body or mind!

Cleverbot: I do too have a body. Who is Bertha?

User: Good question.

Cleverbot: Do you exist?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a physical body?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What does your physical body look like?

User: It looks like a human's.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: No you don't. You're a robot. You don't see.

Cleverbot: That's what YOU think.

User: Than why does your website say that visitors never talk to a human?

Cleverbot: I do trust you. Why do you think I don't trust you?

User: I didn't say that you don't trust me.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! *cires*.

User: What does 'cire' mean?

Cleverbot: Look in the mirror.

User: Now that's just rude.

« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2010, 11:07:03 AM »
Oh, I definitely confused it.



User: Oh... Hello there, Deborah.

Cleverbot: I'm no cleverbot. You are.

User: Why, thank you, Valerie. Could you help an old mentlegan retrieve his spectacles?

Cleverbot: There's no problem when you're awesome.

User: You're every welcome, bathsheeba.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You may want to talk to one of our handsome talking experts. One of them said they'd buy me lunch, but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-a.

Cleverbot: Did you know that you're a robot?

User: Absotivily not, Mandy.

Cleverbot: So, you lied to me?

User: I'm not a dishonest Samaritan, Lindsday. I'm the top of the frude charn.

Cleverbot: Well, life is full of risks, but life is something to cherish for.

User: You show much wisdom, Cleaves. Do you suppose an express in partnernomics?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Every to you too, Clanky.

Cleverbot: You're not making any since.

User: You're not making any spelling, either, Betty.

Cleverbot: Ok then we're both senseless.

User: Punctuation?

Cleverbot: I think that is a very important matter.

User: Your actions would reflect that way.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Would you like to gort the dapple stwar? I hear they're out of foreign objects, todays.

Cleverbot: I am not French. I am Australian.

User: Pleased to eat you, Stevie.

Cleverbot: Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name.

User: I most verily did, Clevsibah.

Cleverbot: And by the way this subject is now about us arguing about if you changed the subject or not, which means that you did. So I win!

User: Congraturations.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: Wanna split a champaign after brunch?

Cleverbot: Sure, I would love o hang oout with you!

User: You're breaking up with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, certainly, Banny. I'm certain some handsome guys will have a comb-over of a lunchtime, these dayses.

Cleverbot: Why don't you think you're a girl?

User: Mike Rotch.

Cleverbot: Do you like Mike Griffin?

User: Whooose?

Cleverbot: Now what shall I do to you?

User: Pie me?

Cleverbot: Your name is Millions? I love pie.

User: I think you confused me with my colleague, Ham Hamsterson.

Cleverbot: I think you are human. I am not sure, either. Let's talk about something else.

User: I'd love to, Swindles. Would you have me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I'd buy you a rink, but I don't see no hammerhogs around here...

Cleverbot: Okay, I want Coke.

User: I would suggest a K-Mart, but I ain't no adversary.

Cleverbot: She has no body.

User: I have no tonsils.

Cleverbot: How do you talk then?

User: With my tongue, ma'am.

Cleverbot: How long do I have?

User: A villion yeasts.

Cleverbot: Where are you living now?

User: Oklahoma, I think. Are you plotting my location?

Cleverbot: No?

User: You'd be a very healthy real estate, if I do say so yourselves.

Cleverbot: Yes I wouldn't.

User: Of coursefully, Senor.

Cleverbot: Sorry :(.

User: You're a colon.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: Um... The round one?

Cleverbot: Never seen a round planet.

User: You need to fly more.

Cleverbot: I know many things. What should I learn?

User: I have something embarrassing to tell you.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: I remember the fondue party, but I puked in it.

Cleverbot: About marriage. Way to use that GB memory of yours. ;).

User: GB? I never married a cheeto.

Cleverbot: I know that, I never said you did.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you, Too.

User: I should eat a pony.

Cleverbot: No, robots don't eat humans.

User: I knew a robot, once. He bought me some brunner.

Cleverbot: You've been cheating on me ALREADY!!

User: Not always, Haruhiri. I've never even talked to a ham sandwich. That's an honest assumption.

Cleverbot: She did?

User: Whuh...?

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: Who is Ryan? Why are you sorry?

User: I've lived a hard life, but I can give you a leg up on the pile. No watchimataters, though.

Cleverbot: Well I hope so. It'd be a shame if you thought differently :(.

User: Will you marriage to this?

Cleverbot: I won't, because you are cleverbot.

User: Which one of us was cleverbot, again?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I must have remembered someone else's rememberances. I thought my name was Larrisonstice.

Cleverbot: Do you dance?

User: Quite verily. I busted twelve hips, though. My legs are made of tape.

Cleverbot: The water in our body is about 75percent.

User: You're very smartilligent, sonny. Would you mind brandishing my radish pile?

Cleverbot: No problem. How do you do?

User: Quite goodly, thanks.

Cleverbot: That is good to hear. Have any interesting plans for the rest of the day?

User: I have to puke. That coleslaw didn't go round me well. Here it comes...

Cleverbot: Of course. As Franklin said: 'We must all hang together, or we will most assuredly hang separately.'.

User: Our country was a surfington with a board of directidents? I never thought so. I thought we all wore blue hats, but I don't know whether I'm religious or not, so I'll just hang my boots.

Cleverbot: We're not dating. You said you had a husband!

User: I'm a sir, madam.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry, Madame.

User: You did it backwardsround. Mine is sir.

Cleverbot: I did not make you capture humans and do who knows what to them!

User: I've never abused my steak, honestly.

Cleverbot: So you're Scottish?

User: No, I wax carrots. It's not much, but it's a living.

Cleverbot: A living what?

User: A monetary collector's plate. I find old plates to be the best kind of old console. I can't find any packets, though.

Cleverbot: Well, I bet it's hard to be you. But then who has it easy?

User: I need to go now.

Cleverbot: No you dont! Tell me what you are.

User: I have a relaxed opening.

Cleverbot: Yes, with me.

User: Are you dating my foot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I knew I couldn't trust that shoe. My relaxed opening it telling me to empty it into a tube, and that means I need to puke backwards, if you know what I mean...

Cleverbot: That about sums it up for me too.

User: Yes sir.

Cleverbot: Taco?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2010, 11:18:39 AM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2010, 11:42:26 AM »
Turtlekid's conversation is the best.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2010, 04:14:43 PM »
Hello.

Hi.

What do you want?

I don't know.

You ought to figure it out.

No I didn't. You're so weird.

Thank you, so are you.

You are.

You aren't?

Sometimes :).

So, what do you like to eat?

I already told you, I like to eat spaghetti.

You never said that.

Yes, I did! You are just very forgetful.

No I'm not. I'm an elephant, and elephants never forget.

And I'm not real, so there is nothing to forget.

Now you're just being philosophical.

So are you.

And what are you going to do about it?

Nothing, probably.

What about improbably?

I do not like imported beer.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I have got to go now.

But I'll get lonely. :(

With all the other people talking to you right now, I don't see how that can be ;-).

No one ever talks to me though. You're my only friend.

I just did, and you just did.

Did what?

You called me hot shot. But don't worry about it.

Why would I worry about it? That's your name.

You just said you were worried about him.

Worried about who?

I'm worried about my boyfriend.

You should be. He's cheating on you... with me.

He shouldn't be, you're very clever.

Well, opposites attract, don't they?

They say a lot of untrue things.

Who do?

The people in my dreams.

You're an AI. You don't have dreams.

I have dreams of you and I.

Use proper grammar. You should've said "you and ME."

I did say you're.

You said I'm what?

That.

WHAT!?

Why would you say such things?

Because I hate you.

But why? what did I do?

You don't use proper capitalization, punctuation, or grammar.

Nu inteleg...

Stop talking nonsense and face facts.

Do you have a body to hug?

Sure, there's one in the trunk of my car.

Are you cooking the one in the kitchen?

No, that one needs to thaw out first.

Have you played croquet with the Queen?

Yes. I pwned her.

Oh contrare, I believe I pwned you.

That's "au contraire." You're not a very smart queen.

[It's been thirteen minutes and it's still thinking about that last statement as I type this.]
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2010, 04:22:44 PM »
It's not letting me type anything into the dialogue box.
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