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« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2011, 11:12:13 PM »
> Drink from YE FLASK.
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2011, 11:15:42 PM »
Your horrible alcoholism even extends to drunk driving. You imbibe heavily from your FLASK as you continue driving along at breakneck speed.

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« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2011, 11:20:00 PM »
> Take NEXT ONRAMP.
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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The Chef

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« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2011, 11:22:28 PM »
Your car flies 100 feet into the air and soars over many tall buildings. In the glove compartment is the FLASK, a PARACHUTE and a pair of GLOVES.

What do you do now?

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Captain Jim

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« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2011, 11:23:05 PM »
>WEAR GLOVES
No! I don't want that!

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« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2011, 11:24:41 PM »
Because you are drunk, you place the gloves on your feet.

Now what?

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"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2011, 11:25:30 PM »
>equip PARACHUTE

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« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2011, 11:26:26 PM »
Because you are drunk, you instead eat the parachute.

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"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2011, 11:29:13 PM »
>Burp a might burp
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Captain Jim

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« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2011, 11:30:18 PM »
Your belch rockets you out of your car. You tumble and fall through the air, landing on top of a skyscraper. You suffer minor back injuries, but you're still alive.

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No! I don't want that!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2011, 11:31:14 PM »
>stand up

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« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2011, 11:34:26 PM »
You slip around due to the leather gloves on your feet. And due to being drunk.

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"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2011, 11:35:44 PM »
>fall off skyscraper

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« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2011, 11:37:19 PM »
You try to fall off the skyscraper, but fail, landing in a potted plant.

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"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2011, 11:42:24 PM »
>wobble off of ledge

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