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Title: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 16, 2002, 11:11:58 PM

That's right! The BORED series comes to General Mario Chat! Hopefully, even more people will reply to the story! Here are the characters for use, so far:
Cable: Unknown person who is in the story
Roshan: An insane person with THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM, also on a quest to find the Roshan Cartoons
Roy: Roshan's orange Yoshi
Black Yoshi: A perpetually dead character who keeps dying
Steve: An omniscient 3rd party who is outside the story
MMM: MamaMia Mario, who currently resides in Death's house
Death: OOO shiny
Death's house: A place in the Cayman Islands, and also a place in Michigan
U "F" O: The Unknown "Final" Opponent
U "F" O's assistant: There are many of these clones
Evil Roshan: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 2: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 3: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 4: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 5: an evil clone of Roshan
Rosha... *SNORRRRRE*
Citrus Man: Mario with amnesia
00boo: A ghost who may be a secret agent?
clownman: What can I say
Chupperson Weird: Someone who is even more insane than Steve and Roshan but no one seems to notice. OoH hEh . . . oOh HeH
That One Guy: Uhh... it's that one guy... what's his name? Rick?
Rock: Mega Man. He was introduced into the story because of a typo in BORED-MKII GT. (Also had a short cameo in BORED_MKII Z)
Tucson, AZ: The town where everyone must visit
Cynicman: A strange guy in a cape and tights with a large "C" painted on his chest - deceased

Here's a quick(?!) recap of the last few episodes for fans of the series confused by the change of networks...

cable: I can't take any more of this! *jumps in the moat*
00boo: There goes another one...
Roshan: Who was the first?
00boo: Roy
Roshan: ROY!?
00boo: Yea, Roy
Roshan: NOOOOO! *jumps in moat*
00boo: *rolls eyes* Sigh...*jumps in moat*

u"F"o: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*gag*... they will all surely parish!

WILL THEY?
OR IS THERE PERHAPS A SECRET ENTRANCE OR SOMETHING? *wink wink*
WILL WE FINISH THIS STORY BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS? (apparently not)

CW: AH HA!!
*Crashes into scene with damaged jet pack and Roshan's drill boots*

Does CW know something?
Will he tell the others?
Are the others even interested in the story anymore?
Who is George Peter Franklin?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT
- - - BORED-MKII GT!! - - -

Steve: Fine, I'll get this finished sometime. Not today. I need to get some ideas. I mean, you were sitting in a moat for... 4 months... I think you can sit there for maybe a day now...

Roshan: It's kind of cold now...

Steve:...Ugh... fine.

*Everyone climbs out of the moat.*

Roy: (Now what? And where is everyone?)
Steve: This is going to take a while...

CW: Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh
Roshan: What do you want?
CW: Collard Greens!!!!!!!1!!!!11!11!1
Roy: (Oh brother...)
CW: Look! Up in the sky! It's a nerd! It's Insane! It's NOT Steve!? Wait... oh well. Anyway... AAAHHH It's the U "F" O!
*Suddenly a giant monster with the body of Bowser, the programming of Sigma, and as huge as Andross... it's BowSigmAnd!*
cable: and... who?
CW: Gimme a money! *Activates stolen drill boots*
Cable: AAAAHHHH!!! MY MONEY!!! *dies*
George Peter Franklin: How sad. Hmm... did you hear that noise?
CW: Where'd that monster go??
GPF: Oh... heh heh... I just saw it leave... I think... *burp*
Roshan: Git me outta this moat!!

WILL ROSHAN GIT OUTTA THIS MOAT?
WILL THERE BE ANOTHER PART OF THE STORY?
WHERE DID BOWSIGMAND GO?
FIND OUT THE ANSWER TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS...
AND MORE YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF

. . . . BORED-MKII GT!! . . . .

TV Producer: This show isn't doing so well.
Network Executive: You got it.
CW: What's the big idea? This is a TV show and no one told me? HI MOM
Network Exec.: We're cancelling this show.
*fans write thousands of letters to SBN (Story Boards Network) protesting cancellation*
*however, it is not enough to change their minds*
*then, a rival channel, GMC, decides to buy up all previous episodes, for possible flashback sequences, and also continues the series for the next season, under a slightly new/different name*
CW: AH HA HA HAAA!

And so begins the newest chapter in this totally insane and rather uselessly amusing phenomenon!!
Join these exciting, befuddled characters on their quest to defeat the U "F" O!
And to find the Roshan Cartoons! Which were last seen in the fake Bill Gates's bathroom!
And watch! As CW ends every sentence with an exclamation mark! And starts every new sentence with a conjunction!

Roshan: Wait... I was just in that moat over there...
Roy: (Don't start.)
cable: i'm in tuscon, az!
Black Yoshi: GkkGKkkkkKKgkKkgkkllgkgl
CW: Eeh hee hee heeeee!

Make your posts as random as you possibly can! Don't capitalize cable's speech! That's all for now!
......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhh
*Falls down deep ravine which just opened underneath him*
Roshan: Oh well.
Roy: (Aren't you going to save him?)
Roshan: Nah. He stole my drill boots. ...MY DRILL BOOTS?!?!ØÐÅ“¶µ¤£¿§§§Þßâ„¢

WILL ROSHAN SAVE CW?
WILL WE KNOW WHAT HE SAID LAST?
WILL WE EVEN CARE?
FIND OUT! IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF
. . . . . BORED-MKIII GX!!! . . . . .

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/20/2002 11:18:01 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 17, 2002, 12:57:21 AM

*Roshan jumps into the abyss, followed by Roy*
CW: Welcome to #é//.
Roshan: That's not censored, you know.
CW: Yeah, but it's funnier this way.
Death: Welcome to #é//. First time, eh CW?
CW: Uhh... HERE! Let us go and I'll give you this!
Death: OOO shiny ok
*Exactly 14.3 minutes later*
Roshan: Exactly what did you give Death?
CW: An old tin pie plate.  ......Hey, it was shiny, OK?
*MMM can be heard*
MMM: HELP!! Who am I? What am I? Wait... don't answer that. Where am IiiIiiIiIIiiiii??
CW: Poor fella.
Roshan: Don't be sorry for him. He's just fine there. Besides, MY CARtOONS are way more important!
CW: What were you saying when I fell down there?
Roshan: I said ØÐÅ“¶µ¤£¿§§§Þßâ„¢!
CW: You trademarked that gibberish?
Roshan: I don't care.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THIS BORed thing!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 17, 2002, 03:49:27 PM

Roshan: Why is this is General MARIO chat?
Steve: I don't know.
Roshan: How long did it take C. W. to figure all that out? I mean, the shattered remnants of the plot, all those characters, some in only one post, etc.?
Steve: I don't know.
Roshan: Doesn't this plot seem so far like a large rehash of the plots from the other 2?
Steve: I don't know.
Roshan: Why did they make the 3rd part without finishing the second part?
Steve: I don't know.
Roshan: Why did I say it "GIT" in the last episdoe?
Steve: I don't know.

Roy: (How do you pronounce "ØÐÅ“¶µ¤£¿§§§Þßâ„¢!"?)
Steve: I don't know.
Roy: (Are you going to answer "I don't know." To every question?)
Steve: I don't know.

Roshan: Ok. Good enough for me. And can you get (NOT GIT! GET!) my shoes back?
Steve: I don't know.
Roshan: It's not funny anymore.
Steve: Fine, I'll get them back. Not now though.
Roshan: Last time you said "Not now", I sat in a moat for 4 months.
Steve: So? I am too unimaginative to figure out how to get them back. I used to be really good at this... but I need to get some of my storywriting abilities back.
Roshan: What exactly happened to the U "F" O or whoever C. W. made it... I forgot its name.
Steve: It'll probably attack when you least expect it.
Roshan: I will always expect it.

When will the U "F" O oor whatever his name is come back?
Will thees thread make it into the triple digits like the oother 2?
And why is every BOORED episode in a different boord? Where will BOORED IV be? Game Help? TMK Discoosion?
Who knows?

Find oot next time on...
BOORED-MKIII GX!

Roshan: They really need to get rid of that announcer from Minnesota.
00boo: No problem BOOOOOOOOOOOM! *announcer dies*

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 17, 2002, 10:30:38 PM

Rocky: Hey! He lived in Frostbite Falls!
Bullwinkle: Yeah! Why'd you do it?
Rocky: Nevermind. Come on.
*Rocky and Bullwinkle leave*
CW: All your questions will now be answered, in reverse order:

Me.
Actually, I don't know that.
Hopefully.
U "F" O: NOW! BUAH HAH HAH HA HAA!! (Oh, and my name is BowSigmAnd! I need a new name!)
"Oethaereturnpilinendpound¿sectionsectionsectionthornssâ„¢!"
Your point of origin momentarily changed to the Oklahoma panhandle.
The network's fault. They stopped it midseason, moved it to this network, and hired new script writers, in an attempt to gain a larger audience. (And more writers)
Rehashes can be funny.
A few days.
It switched networks.

NOW... TO THE STORY!
U "F" O: *looks in mirror* Dude, I'm ugly.
U "F" O's Assistant: Hmm... I'd have to agree.
U "F" O: WELL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, YOU MORON!!
U "F" O's Assistant: *Punches U "F" O in the nose*
U "F" O: Why'd you do THAT??
U "F" O's Assistant: Well, you look better now.
U "F" O: GARRRRRR!!
Teri Garr: What is it, sir?
U "F" O: GOAOAORRRRRR!!! NOT YOU!
Teri Garr: This isn't my boss's office.
U "F" O: OUT!
Garr: *leaves*

WILL WE SEE GEORGE PETER FRANKLIN AGAIN?
WILL HE RETURN FROM BORED-MKII GT?
FIND OUT! IN THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND ...
I MEAN, FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF
 . . . . . BORED-MKIII GX! . . . . .

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/17/2002 8:34:53 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 18, 2002, 12:38:22 AM

Well, I just got done reading BOREDOM HAS STRUCK ITS VICTIM!... highly entertaining. I'm thinking about copy-editing it and putting it on a web site somewhere... then I might do the same with BORED-MKII GT... and I have some great ideas for this show... but I'm too tired to do it now.

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 19, 2002, 01:44:53 AM

Plungerman: Do I get to be in this story?

CW: I WILL be back!

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 19, 2002, 06:48:46 PM

Entertaining. I didn't have a good follow up yesterday, and it appears I am suffering the same fate today. I am posting to let you know I have not simply lost interest in the story...

Roshan: At least make SOMETHING interesting happen today...

Steve: Fine...

*Nothing interesting happens.*

Of course, this is a joke, and thus something interesting hapened. However, as something interesting happened, it is no longer funny, and thus no longer interesting. However since nothing interesting happened and I said it would it is funny, and thus something interesting happened. However because it is no longer funny....

Steve: Wow. I almost confused myself there.

MEANWHILE

U "F" O: The ennui here is impressive.
Assistant: Quite.
British guy: Bloody right-io.
Assistant: Great, we're talking like British people now.
British guy: Well, I notice you are in a bit of a sticky wicket here... Don't look so glum, old chap. Perhaps I can be of assistance? My name is Gregor Lancaster IV, Esq.
U "F" O: Do I HAVE to say all that?
G. L. IV, Esq.: Of course not, chap, you can call me Gregor.
Assistant: ...

Can't we just call you Greg?

Greg(or): Well, I don't know... but what I do know is how to defeat these (Insert British slang for "troublemakers" here).

What is Gregor Lancaster IV, Esq.'s plan?
Why is his name so long?
Steve: Oh, come on! That's easy! Because he's BRITISH!!!
Will the U "F" O ever attack?
Will everyone else encounter the U "F" O first?
Will Plungerman become a part of this story? (Up to C. W. here)
Will everyone else just stop STANDING THERE?
Roy: (Kind of hard when you don't type anything about us going anywhere...)
Steve: RIIIIIGHT.... *runs*

Find out the answers to anywhere from 0 to about half-if-you-are-lucky of these somewhat riveting questions on...

BORED-MKIII GX!!!!

PS: If you are British and I insulted you, sorry. But come on, the U.S. is worse. You know it; I know it... o don't take offense to it.

(Hmmmmm... that destroyed the purpose of the first paragraph. Ah well.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 11/19/2002 4:51:46 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 20, 2002, 12:53:51 AM

Plungerman: http://matthewenterprises.tripod.com/plungerman.jpg
...Yep, I'm real.
-------------------------------*
Greg(or): Yes, here is my plan... *whisper secret rhubarb*
U "F" O: OOH! That's good!
Greg(and): I know, old bean.
Greg(if): Why are you putting variables on my name?
CW: Hey, this is cool! I exist in two dimensions at once!
Greg(not): This boolean is getting to be old hat, dear boy.
-------------------------------*
Roshan: Do you have any idea where George Peter Franklin went?
CW: Hmm... last I knew, he was over around that wall...
GPF: *runs around into view* Oh yes, old boyI MEAN FELLAS
Roy: (You're acting kinda weird today...)
GPF: What?
Roy: (Forget it.)
GPF: What?
Roshan: He said forget it already!
GPF: Ah. Umm... I have... something to attend to... over here... it's a... um... SURPRISE! YES! That's it! I'll be right back...
Black Yoshi: *YAARRGH*
GPF: WHOOPS! Wrong button!
CW: Look what I found!
Steve Doll: Gimme some of that popcorn.
-------------------------------*
Greg(/): Yes, old chap, time for a bit of fun, what?
U "F" O: What would that be?
Assistant: Tea and Crumpets? MMM... Crumpets.
Greg(!): No, you fool...

WHAT IS GREG(OR)'S PLAN?
CW: Weren't we supposed to find out in this episode?
WILL WE FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE?
Gregor Lancaster IV, Esquire: Not bloody likely.
WILL CW GET A FENDER STRATOCASTER?
WILL ROY GET A $700.23 DRUM SET?
WHAT IS GEORGE PETER FRANKLIN'S PART IN ALL THIS?????

FIND OUT NEXT TIME (maybe) ON
 . . . . . BORED-MKIII GX!!!!!! . . . . .


*denotes change of location

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 20, 2002, 07:27:15 PM

Amazing. Another day, another lack of a good folllow-up. Right.

Roshan: What's wrong with you?
Steve: Something's wrong. I can't make a good story part.
Roy: (Can I get a drum set?)
Roshan: Ok, after this ends, but... It'll won't be $700.23, moreso in the tens of thousands of dollar range. I do have several billion dollars back home, remember?
Roy: (Strange. George is talking really strange recently...)
Steve: A lot like Gregor.
Roshan: Who is Gregor?
Steve: Uhhh.... No one... *runs*

-----------------------------------

Gregor: We bloody well can't have tea and crumpets now! 'Tisn't 4 on the clock yet!
U "F" O: I want crumpets NOW!

-----------------------------------

Roy: (I'm hungry.)
Roshan: You're always hungry.
Steve: Want some crumpets?
Roshan: What the...?
Steve: Uhhh.... *runs again*
Roy: (I'm still hungry...)
Roshan: Well... here... eat this.... uh.... thing. I don't know what exactly it is.
Roy: (It doesn't look that safe...)
Roshan: ...
Roy: (I don't even know what it is...)
Roshan: Fine then, eat this... uh... imaginary cake. Yea, have that. *sarcastic sneer*
C. W.: Why am I never in Steve's posts?
Steve: Errr.... *runs*
Roshan: Give me my freakin' shoes back!
C. W.: I like them.
Roshan: SO DO I!
Roy: (This won't end soon I don't think...)

5 hours later

Roshan: GIVE THEM BACK!
C. W.: NO!!!
Roshan: Give them!
C. W.: NO!
Roy: (Ugh....)

No questions today. Sorry to disappoint you all.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 20, 2002, 08:43:45 PM

Plungerman: Give ME the shoes!
CW & Roshan: NO!!!
-----------------------------------
U "F" O: I want those shoes.
Gregor: Those shoes would come in quite useful...
-----------------------------------
Roy: (Enough with this reality show already!)
Roshan: GAH, those are annoying. Game shows are much better.
CW: Eeh hee hee hee heeeee! *presses button on drill boots* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Death: ----
CW: Don't even start. *pushes another button*    *begins to rise back up the way he came at an alarming speed*
Roshan: Give me those shoes! See, you don't even know how to use them!!
CW: Hmm... Well, alright. But you have to promise to get me a drum set and a Stratocaster when this story is over with.
Roshan: Sure, fine. *evil grin*
CW: I've got better shoes anyway. Look! *beep* Instant automatic Collard Greens and Cottage Cheese! Eww... I don't like Collard Greens. Anyway... *bebeep* Hey! Burritos! MMM... burritos. *chomp*
--------------------------------
Assistant: I want burritos!
--------------------------------
CW: Hey Steve! Why is "Gregor" almost the same name as "George"?
Steve: Uhh... *runs*

WILL STEVE ASK QUESTIONS IN THE NEXT EPISODE?
WILL STEVE STOP RUNNING LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE ANOTHER EPISODE?
WHAT IS MATCHBOX TWENTY'S LEAD SINGER'S NAME?
CW: Oh. I just found out. It's Rob Thomas. Nevermind.
WHAT HAS BECOME OF BLACK YOSHI?
George: Does it matter? *guilty grin*

P.S. I added the story bridge for why the series stopped and restarted over on this board... see first post on this page.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/20/2002 11:21:39 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 22, 2002, 12:25:36 AM

Greear

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 22, 2002, 10:10:37 PM

*SCENE DELETED*

Roshan: Ok, what the ---?
Steve: Boring scene again.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 11/22/2002 8:12:46 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 22, 2002, 10:11:00 PM

Roshan: What is a "Greear"?
Steve: I don't know...
Roy: (I think it is merely some noise)
Roshan: I think it's a monster.
Steve: I think you should shut up.

This is a short episode. Deal with it. I was lazy today.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 22, 2002, 10:22:59 PM

What, the reat of that half hour was filled with ...infomercials?

*Suddenly, CW's sound waves become a massive monster!*
Greear: GREEAR!!
CW: AAAHHH!!!
Roshan: I knew it. Why'd you have to make noise?
CW: Oh please. Like I knew that was going to happen.
*Three more Greears!*
Roy: (OH NO!)

*Laziness plagues both writers!*

Hmm.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/22/2002 8:24:27 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 24, 2002, 12:22:55 AM

U "F" O: Now, to take the plan into action!
Gregor: Right-o.
---------------------------------
cable: hey guys! come on in! the water's fine!
*flash*
Roshan: What was that?
CW: I dunno, but at least the Greeargs are gone.
cable: look! i found a secret entrance to the castle or whatever!
Roy: (Hmm... looks suspicious.)
Samus: Oh please don't write me into this story.
Fox: Why not?
Krystal: This is ridiculous.
Luigi: What? I finally have a line?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Roy: Yoshi yoshi?
Yoshi: Yoshioshi!
Roy: Wehabbo!
*suddenly, a large square grey room appears around them all*
Roshan: Now what's this?
CW: Hmm... maybe the Steve doll has something to say. *pulls string*
Steve Doll: Nothing is as real as it seems.
Roshan: Hmm. Good point. *walks into wall, and through it* Wow!
CW: *walks into a different wall* OW! *bumps nose*
Steve Doll: Nothing is as fake as it seems.
CW: Now ya tell me...

WILL THERE BE QUESTIONS NEXT TIME?
WHY ARE THERE SUDDENLY ALL THESE NINTENDO CHARACTERS?
WILL THESE QUESTIONS BE ANSWERED?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON
 . . . . . BORED-MKIII GX!!!!! . . . . .

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 24, 2002, 03:28:27 PM

Steve: Ok, let's recap. I didn't have anything good to say 2 days ago, I had nothing good to say yesterday, and now, not only do I not have anything to say today, I am also very lost into the plot.

Roshan: Oh, that's great, not only do I have a nasty headache from running into a wall, I also can't make out a thing Roy is trying to say now... That's just great.
Steve: I haven't gotten that far into my tape, so I don't know either.

*Roy and Yoshi are still talking about... Something. No one can understand them, so, no one knows exactly what is being said.(

---------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: So what were we doing again?
Gregor: Well... *whisper whisper*
U "F" O: Right... *evil grin* But why must you use those strange British words?

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: So, how exactly are we supposed to get out of here?
C. W.: Tunnel?
Roshan: True.... *They all tunnel out and see.....*

Roshan: Wow, what the---? Roy, what is that?

*Roy is still talking to Yoshi in the language no one can understand*

Roshan: Grrrrrr... Roy, stop making those strange noises and GET OVER HERE!
Roy: (..... That's the way I communicate, got a problem with th---.... Whoa... what is that?)
Steve: I'm too lazy to tell you what that is! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *Moves away at a tempo slightly slower than running due to his laziness*

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on November 24, 2002, 07:50:06 PM

your are looking at the vetern of BORED!

---:citrus cave:----
citrus man:boy,this is such a fine day.
:beep:..:beep:
CM:oh no the citrus alarm!!!
CM:I AM NEEDED!
(citrus man flies away without realizing it was the telephone)

----meanwhile----
Roshen:this really tastes good.Want some?
Steve:urgh...its all black and stick....O MY GOD YOUR EATING TAR!
Roshen:is that bad?

:BOOOOOOOM!:
(citrus man drops in through the roof of the tunnel)
CM:by the power of lemon what happend here?
Steve:ouch...you busted in to this tunnel and crushed us.right Roshen?
roshen:grugle...grug grud!!ra rar ris ruck rin ry routh!!!relp!!relp!!rease relp!!
Steve & CM:...............
roshen:rut?
Steve:I told you that the tar was bad.
CM:he ate tar?
Roshen:rup


WILL ROSHEN EVER GET THE TAR OUT OF HIS MOUTH?
WILL CITRUS MAN'S ARCH RIVAL COME AROUND?
WHERE DID I GET THE QUESTION ABOUT CM 'S RIVAL?
and what happend to roy and CW?

find out next time on BORED MKII GT!!!!!!!!!

Edited by - BooBuddy on 11/24/2002 5:55:44 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 24, 2002, 08:51:06 PM

Steve: Who's Roshen?
RoshAn: I don't know, I think it's that guy eating tar over there...
Roy: (I'm still hungry...)
Roshan: You really want to eat TAR?!?!??!
Roy: (It's better than the crap you keep giving me...)

*Roy goes to the tar and starts eating it*

Roshan: God, for someone with a name so similar to mine, he sure is dumb...
Roshen: Hmmmmphroooooof...
Roy: (Kiwi eat gnome frog square pool?!?!? Built banana fried evil we pour and....)
Roshan: Ok, you're making less sense than before...
Roy: (ERRRRRRRK!! Deaf wheat squid said ear not or!!!! KWWWEEEEEF!!!!)
Steve: Errrrr... I think the tar is impeding his voice, and his language is coming out all funny. In his language, the pitch of his voice is rather important...
Roshan: Oh, that's nice. I can't even make out what he's saying anymore.
C. M.: This is crap. The other ones were a lot better.
C. W.: His name is really, really similar to mine.
Roshan: ... Shut up.
Roshen: Mmmmppphhhh...

Why am I the only one not typing these questions in all caps? And how exactly will anyone be able to understand Roy with all that tar? And what exactly was Roshan feeding Roy that made him eat the tar? And what is Gregor and the U "F" O's plan?

U "F" O: Oh, great, I'm playing second fiddle to some crazy Brit introduced about 10 posts ago...
Gregor: Don't be glum, old chap... I ---
U "F" O: Shut up! You want me to square you one right in your face? Or whatever they say in Britian?

Errrrr... yes... find out (Maybe) next time on:

BORED-MKIII GX !!!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 24, 2002, 11:11:11 PM

CW: Hey CitrusMan! You're really creepin' me out.
C. M.: So what? It's YOUR pseudonym.
CW: Yeah, well I came up with it before you hit your head!
C. M.: Ohh whatever. DE-Citrusize!
*Transforms like Optimus Prime back into Mario*
Mario: Luigi! What are you-a doin here?
Luigi: Wow! Another line! I'm on a roll!
Roshen: Duhh... what?
Roy: (Mozzerella marmalade? Legate noldor mega optic nerve! Grass floated noodle!)
Rock: Oh man, I wish I wasn't here. *teleports to Dr. Light's lab*
CW: Roshan, why haven't you said anything? Roshan! ROSHAN?!
............He's GONE!
Roy: (Bubbles greedy staple! Flyin--ahh. I finally swallowed all that. Armageddon peepers body apple!)
*flash*
CW: Here we go again.
Roshan: Where did you all go?
CW: The real question is, where are we now?
Fox: Back in the cage.
CitrusMan: I figured it out. This series has too much of a plot.
00boo: BOOOM! BOOOOOM!! *blows away half of room*
Roshan: Now WHY didn't you do that earlier?
00boo: I was here?
---------MEANWHILE----------
U "F" O: Tedium strikes again.
----------------------------
Mario: *Transforms like Optimus Prime*
CM: Tedium?! I must away to destroy evil! By the power of citronella!
----------------------------
Gregor: Looks like a nasty bugger.
U "F" O: Say WHAT?
Gregor: On our scopes.
U "F" O: Oh no! It's CitrusMan! He'll destroy us for sure! Evacuate!
*trap doors open below U "F" O and Gregor*
Assistant: Wait for me!
Assistant: Wait for me!
Assistant: Wait for me!
Assistant: Wait for me!
Assistant: Wait for me!
Assistant: Wait for me!
----------------------------------
CM: My Citrus-sense tells me that they're leaving the fortress! I'll alert the good guys!
----------------------------------
Roshen: Mmmf rrgh
Roshan: Let's get out of here.
CW: Springy boots! WooHoo! *does super jumps over wall* Come on, guys!
*they all exit the "room"*
CW: The Greears are back!

WILL THEY ESCAPE THE GREEARS?
WILL STEVE EVER TYPE HIS QUESTIONS IN ALL CAPS?
WHO EXCATLY IS ROSHEN AND WHERE DID HE COME FROM?????
WHERE IS GEORGE PETER FRANKLIN?????????
DOES THIS STORY HAVE TOO MUCH OF A PLOT???????????
AM I USING WAY TOO MANY QUESTION MARKS?????????????????????????????
00boo: BOOOOOM!!!!
CW: Augh! Hey! What's the big idea?! I wasn't the announcer? Aughhh--...
WHAT HAPPENED TO CW?
WHAT IS HIS INJURY?
WILL HE ---

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on November 25, 2002, 06:38:18 AM

I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!
-----------------
U"F"O:OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY FOUND US!!!
Gregor:no,thats a poster of richard simmons.
U"F"O:right.....
-----------------
CM:well,i guess they left..
:rumble rumble:
roshen&roshan:what the?
roshen:hey the tar is gon.....rufff ruffle*sigh*
shadowy figure:thanks monty.
monty mole:no prob.
Steve:show your self!
(SF walks into the light)
everybody except roshen:BLACK MAGE!?!?!?!?!?
BM:yup.
------------------
roy:(this look dosen't good)
greear 1:we will pound you into jelly!
(the greears pound roy into the ground and he instantiy dies)
---yoshi heaven---
roy:I where am?
black yoshi:yoshi heaven
roy:WWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT??????
--------------
CW:(in anger)insane beam !
(CW kills all the greears)

WILL BM SOMEHOW HELP OUR MISLEAD HEROS?
WHY WAS THERE A PICTURE OF RICHARD SIMMONS IN U"F"O'S LAIR?
WILL BY AND ROY COME BACK FROMTHE DEAD?
WILL I EVER FINISH MY JOB?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BORED MKII GT!!!!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 25, 2002, 08:06:45 PM

Steve: Yaaaaay. 2 posts and it will take me a nice 100 sentence report to set everything right again.

BooBuddy: You can't do it in 100 sentences.

Steve: Wanna bet? 100 bucks says I can.
C.W: I'll take it.

Steve: 100 sentences, starting.... now.

Roshan: (1) Hey, we beat all the Greears, but where did Roy go?
C. W.: (2) Ummmmmm...
C. M.: (3) Hey, guys, there's something I have to tell you about the U "F" O...
Roshan: (4) Does it have anything to do with where Roy is?
C. M.: (5) Better, see, it has to do with.... *whisper whisper*
Roshen: (6) Mpppooofff.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roy: (7) (This is great. (8) How exactly am I supposed to get back and help Roshan and everyone else if I am stuck up here?)
B. Y.: (9) (Errg, I know a way to get away from here, been there way too much.)
Roy: (10) (How long is it?)
B. Y.: (11) (Pretty long. (12) And do you HAVE to use that humanized Yoshi laguage around me? (13) It's kind of ... insulting? (14) Maybe? (15) Sort of?)

Steve: (16) That was a waste of my sentences.

*(17) They travel down the long, winding path to get back to the real world.*

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: (18) This is great. (19) Not only can I NOT find Roy, but it looks like.. oh yes, the Greears are back again.
C. M.: (20) I'll take care of them. (21) Lime Liftoff!!!

* (22) Citrus man does a Lime Liftoff and attacks the Greears. (23) A mere 15 minutes later, they are defeated... for now.*

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: (24) Now what are we bloody well going to do?
U "F" O: (25) We return to the castle! (26) CitrusMan is busy with the new batch of Greears, We killed the Orange Yoshi that they had a while back... and we can't lose now!
Gregor: (27) I'm not certain, dear chap. (27.5) One does not ----
U "F" O: (28.5) Just shut up now.

---------MEANWHILE---------

* (29.5) That One Guy is preparing his part of Gregor's plan. *
T. O. G.: (30.5) I think everyone forgot about me, but I just know my plan will work. (31.5) All I have to do is capture that Orange Yoshi they have, which shouldn't be that hard seeing as how idiotic they've been as of recent, lure them over here, and take them all out in one swoop! (32.5) MUHAHAHAHAHA!
U "F" O (over radio): (33.5) Errrr, That One Guy? (34.5) We have a problem, see, your plan is being changed a little, seeing as how we've managed to kill the Orange Yoshi...
T. O. G.: (35.5) What?????!?!?!? (36.5) Oh, that's nice, now what are we doing?
U "F" O: (37.5) Me and Gregor have figured it out. (38.5) All we have to do now is *whisper whisper*...
T. O. G.: (39.5) Man, that's great; that even better than the last one!

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: (40.5) I know he's here somewhere...
C. W.: (41.5) We've been looking for him for hours! (42.5) He's not here, just stop looking!
00boo: (43.5) Will I get to blow up anything?

* (44.5) Suddenly, without warning, they all fall into a pit trap.*

Shadowy Voice: (45.5) MUHAHAHAHAHA! (46.5) You guys are so easy to beat!!
Roshan: (47.5) Ugh...., Rick? (48.5) Not you again!!!
T. O. G.: (49.5) That's right, I got you all GOOD!!! (50.5) And soon I'll do away with you all! (51.5) Now who should I start with?

* (52.5) A shadowy figure appears in the background. (53.5) Before That One Guy can waste everyone, he suddenly falls into the hole, and is knocked unconsious temporarily.*

Roshan: (54.5) Huh? (55.5) Who was that???
Roy: ( (56.5) That was TOO easy.)
C. W.: (57.5) Roy came back! (58.5) We can stop looking now...
Roshan: (59.5) No, it CAN'T be. (60.5) Roy had all that tar, and that Yoshi has a perfectly normal voice.
Roy: ( (61.5) You moron, I got rid of carrot the tar! (62.5) Errr.... most of it, anyway.)

* (63.5) Roy hacks up the remaining tar. (64.5) It lands squarely on Black Yoshi's head. (65.5) He falls into the hole, and instantly dies of a cracked skull.*

Roshan: (66.5) That's nice, but how do we get out of here?
Roy: ( (67.5) Ugh..., remember. (68.5) I CAN FLY!!!)
Roshan: (69.5) Right....

* (70.5) Roy flies everyone out of the hole.*

Roshan: (71.5) Now what?

------------------------------------------

Steve: HA! 71.5 Sentences! You owe me 100 bucks!
C. W.: I fail to see the point of a half of a sentence.
Steve: ... You still owe me 100 bucks.

What IS the point of half a sentence? And how long will it be until the world is severly messed up again?

Find out next time on... Crap, you know the name of the show.

(No one better post between now and when i made this.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 11/25/2002 6:44:04 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 25, 2002, 11:57:48 PM

CW: So, does Roy have wings all the time, or something, or does he eat blue Koopas, or what?
Roshan: (answer)
CW: What? I didn't catch all that.
Roshen: MMM! Yum! This stuff is great!
Roshan: What is it?
Roshen: Uhh... Soup! It says... yeah. Tide Soup.
CW: That's SOAP, not soup! Laundry soap!!
Roshen: It tastes like salt water. Ocean. Tide. I say it's soup.
Black Yoshi: I am the ghost of Christmas presents... oogaOoga...
TOG: What was my line again?
CW: I'm being lazy again.

WHAT WAS THAT ONE GUY'S LINE?
WHAT'S MY LINE?
Roshan: OOO! A game show!
WILL CW EVER STOP BEING LAZY?
WILL WE GET ANY MORE PEOPLE WRITING THE SCRIPT?
WILL --zzzzzzzzz
zzzZZZzzZzZzZzzZzzzZZZzzZzZzZzzZzzzZZZzzZzZzZzzZ

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on November 26, 2002, 06:08:38 AM

C.M.:great now roshen is drinking soap.
Roshen:bubble bubb...*sigh*
roy:this is just annoying,first tar now this!!!!
roshan:I know roy...I know.
steve:Yawnnnnnnnn.
----------------------
U"F"O:wait,where are we?
gregor:the giant tank..
U"F"O:CRAP!!I hate it when your right!!!
----------------------
BY:do,do,da,goin back to earth.
----------------------
CW:zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzz.
Steve:zzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZ.
Roy:zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ.
Roshen:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...*BUBBLE*...ZZZZZZZZZZ.
Roshan:*snore..snore..grugle...Wake!*
Roshan:where are we?OH NO!!!!!!!!!!
*FIGURE takes Roshan and roy*
roy:hey whats the big....EEEEEEEEEEEKK!!!!
-----------------------
U"F"O:whoa that went PERFECT!!!thanx 00boo!

CM:DUNNNN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
steve:what?
CM:roy and roshan were stolen!
CW:by who?
roshen:it was:*bbuubbbbllee*
Steve:great,he cant tell us beacuse of that soap!boy,is he stupid.

WILL ROSHEN EVER BE ABLE TO TELL OUR HEROS THE SECRET OF 00boo?
WILL B.Y. COME BACK AGAIN?
WHY THE HECK ARE U"F"O AND GREGOR IN A TANK?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME! ON BORED-MKII GT!!!!!!!

Boo:BOOO!!BOOO!!ARE YOU SCARED YET?

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 26, 2002, 09:26:52 PM

You forgot something. This will be far easier to fix than you intended. Steve is an OMNISCENT 3rd person being, and is not actually a part of the story. Essentially, he knows everything.

00boo: That was really, really easy.
Steve: What was the point of that?
00boo: MAMIT how did you find me?
Steve: Read the first statement I made above. Now why did you do that?
00boo: I wanted cake?
Steve: CAKE?
Roy: (I could go for some cake...)
00boo: Yea, some British guy said he'd give me a cake if I killed these 2... and I really wanted a cake...
Steve: That's nice.

*00boo is suddenly temporarily knocked out due to an epileptic seizure.*

Roshan: Now where are are?
Roy: (Hopelessly lost...)
Roshan: O...k... Steve? Where are we?

*Steve is nowhere to be found. Oh, wait, there he is.*

C. W.: What the---?
C. M.: A tank???
U "F" O: HAHAHAHA! You will NOT compete with part 6 of our plan!
Gregor: That was part 5, chap. Part 6 is ---
U "F" O: Shut up.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: We really are hopelessly lost.
Roy: (It's been worse. I'm STILL hungry...)
Roshan: Ugh....

*Roy ate the questions that were supposed to be here.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 26, 2002, 11:18:09 PM

CW: Hey Steve, you forgot that I am also omniscient... I guess I'm around a 2½th party.
...........OH MAN, we gotta fight that tank?!
Roy: *burp*
Roshan: Looks like it.
CW: Oh well. Looks like I got the crummy weapons. *Pulls out the paper klip of beateness* I stole it from 00boo. Heh... *activates food shoes* Yeah, these can THROW food too! And the best food for throwing... Rotten eggs!
00boo: *pulls out the SPORK of KINDA HOLYNESS, and an Anti-Tank gun*
Roshan: Ha ha! I've got THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM and the roll of duct tape!!!! And the A-A Gun, funky drill shoes... lighter... rocket launcher...
*Then A EVIL BEADY EYED MEAT EATING FUZZY BUNNY RABBIT attacks!!*
A EVIL BEADY EYED MEAT EATING FUZZY BUNNY RABBIT: I hate this job.

Gregor: NOW for part 6, old boy.
Evil Roshan: Thought I was dead, eh? Heh heh, eh? Well... *whips out The Magical Spork of the Evil Realm*

Roshan: Yeah, well I thought A EVIL BEADY EYED MEAT EATING FUZZY BUNNY RABBIT was dead too... so...

CW: Also, these questions never got answered, and you said they would get answered before the end of the year... so... here goes...

What is the U "F" O's secret weapon?
A tank, apparently.

Who is the U "F" O?
Uhh... that's been answered now... so anyway...

Why have they not entered the castle for a week?
A WEEK?! It's been more like 3 months... and I guess they didn't want to or something... oh, and they did.

Why DO they have index cards?
Uhh... Steve, maybe you better field this one...

FIND OUT TOMORROW! SAME BORED-TIME, SAME BORED-CHANNEL!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/26/2002 9:21:57 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 27, 2002, 09:45:04 PM

Roshan: Man, we are the MASTERS of wandering around lost. I can't believe we got back so fast...
Roy: (Maybe because 00boo didn't go that far???)
Roshan: Right...
C. W.: C'mon. Why DO you have index cards?
Roshan: You never know when you'll need them.
Roy: (I'm still hungry...)
Roshan: You know, I am sick of this... Wait a minute, I almost forgot about those... *evil grin*

*Roshan reaches into his pocket for a medium sized vial. He walks to Roy, and force feeds the contents to him.*

Roy: (Mpppph.... What the hell?)
Roshan: Heh... appetite suppresant pills. I think he'll shut up now...
Steve: you know, that can be dangerous...
Roy: (Roshan, you id---) *passes out unconscious due to the fact that he was fed too many pills*
Gregor: This tank goes really, really slow.
(U) "F" O: These people are morons.
Roshan: Morons, eh? *Takes out a gun and launches... an Index card???*

*The index card gets stuck in the tanks tracks. It spins out of control.*

C. W.: All those weapons, and you take out the tank with an index card. Just when you think I know you...
C. M.: Wait... how does a gun fire index cards?

Gregor: Dear chap, what to do?
(U) "F" O: Back to the castle. We'll activate Part 7 when we get back.

*Gregor and the (U) "F" O run back to the castle while everyone else attempts to revive Roy from the appetite pill overdose. No one notices where they go.*

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: GAH! I'll get them... I have a new plan....

---------MEANWHILE---------

-4 hours later

*Roy finally wakes up.*

Roy: (You moron! What the hell were you thinking?)
Roshan: I merely wanted you to shut up.
Roy: (Odd, I'm not hungry anymore...)

What is That One Guy's new plan?
What is Gregor and the (U) "F" O's new plan?
How long will those pills last?
Why haven't I dealt with the bunny?

Roshan: Errr... *kills the bunny. Not for good, I'm sure...*

Find out the answers to any from 0-4 of these questions in the next episode of:

BORED-MKIII GX!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: CashCrazed on November 27, 2002, 10:37:14 PM

I have absolutely no idea what BORED is all about.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 27, 2002, 11:00:18 PM

Heh... it requires a certain... errrr... quality that is given and not gained to do this... Some people understand this and are amused. Some never will get it and immediatly get the "[wtd]???" response. It is an ongoing sotry... but a slightly strange one. Essentially you add on to the story to try to create a humorous situation, and then the next person finds some strange way to improve the situation (Or, in some cases, worsen it.) and waits for the next "plot" advancement.

In other words, if you don't get it, you never will.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 27, 2002, 11:46:47 PM

Frostbite might have been good at this. Oh well.
See, my formula is essentially "Dick Van Dyke" meets "The Monkees". I haven't perfected it yet, though.

Oh, and a pinch of Batman.
I must like '60s TV.

LAST TIME, WE SAW...

That One Guy hatching a new plan!

Gregor and the (U) "F" O with a new plan!

Appetite pills?!

HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS! THE MOST CONFUSING IS YET TO COME!
Doodelydiddlydeeeeeeeeeeee
Bana-nana-nana-nana
Bana-nana-nana-nana
Batman
Oh... wrong show.

Roshan: Okay, Roy, don't talk about eating and I won't give you more pills.
Roy: Mmf. (Shut up or I'll eat YOU.)
-------------MEANWHILE---------------
TOG: Why is my name "shirt"?
(U) "F" *O*: *arrives at TOG's secret bunker* You... my top figher. Ha. What's "new"?
Gregor: What happened to all those assistants, old bean?
(U) "F" *O*: Uhh...
Gregor: Those blaggards destroyed them, that's what!
(U) "F" *O*: Well it was YOUR idea to put them all in that tank!
Gregor: So THAT's why it was moving so slowly!
(U) "F" *O*: ...
...........
............
..............
....................
......................


AN INDEX CARD! That's all it took! How could ONE INDEX CARD take out my beautiful tank?
-----------MEANWHILE------------
Roy: (I'm STILL hungry.)
Roshen: Want some soup?
Roshan: *pops three appetite pills into Roy's mouth* *evil grin*
Roy: (What thw hual us yuier prblbm, boddie...) *passes out, now apparently near death from drug overdose*
CW: Look at that, you moron.
Roshan: What? *puts on baseball cap* *evil grin*
CW: Where'd he go?
CM: It's like Gambit's cards, right?
CW: What?
CM: The way he took out that tank.
CW: Why do you care?
CM: Crimefighting, old chum.

WILL ROY RECOVER FROM ROSHAN'S TREATENT OF HIM?
WHERE IS EVIL ROSHAN?
DID GEORGE PETER FRANKLIN DIE, OR WHAT?
WILL I THINK OF ANOTHER QUESTION TONIGHT?

FIND OUT THE ANSWER TO ANY NUMBER OF THESE QUESTIONS NEXT TIME ON...
THE SAME SHOW YOU'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW. FOOEY.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 28, 2002, 07:57:50 PM

George Peter Franklin (Obviously lost): Errrr.... Hello? Guys? Where are you? You forgot old George! Hello? ... Where'd they go?

---------MEANWHILE---------

*The group has turned several of Roshan's index cards into a deck of playing cards. They need SOMETHING to do while they wait for Roy to awake from the overdose of appetite pills.*

Roshan: Got any 3s?
C. W.: Go fish.
Roshan: Erg.... *draws a card*
Roshen: Why are we just standing here? *Burps up a tar bubble*
C. M.: We spend more time waiting to do things than doing things.
C. W.: Roshan, you got any 5s?
Roshan: *Stares at the pair of 5s in his hand* Go fish.
C. M.: Where did Bill and Fred go?

---------MEANWHILE---------

(At Citrus Man's house)

Bill: Where's Citrus Man?
Fred: He said he be here now.
Bill: This is stupid.

---------MEANWHILE---------

(U) "F" O: This is stupid.
Gregor: Now is not the time. I haven't had my crumpets yet.

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: This is stupid. Why haven't I DONE anything yet?

---------MEANWHILE---------

C. M.: This is stupid.

*Roy finally gets up*

Roy: (That was stupid. Roshan, what has gotten into you? You didn't act like this to me in BORED II...)
Roshan: Yes, well, the audiences find this funnier.
C. W.: Yay! Finally, no more Go Fish!

*Everyone goes.... somewhere. Honestly, I don't even know where they are going. Neither do they.*

Where is everyone going?
When will Gregor and the (U) "F" O start their plans?
Or That One Guy for that instance?
And where is George Peter Franklin at?
And why are these questions never answered?

Find out... I don't know, probably in a month or so, on... er, you know the name of the show!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 28, 2002, 09:38:38 PM

Roshan: WHA-- *faints*
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Roshan: MMF RRG
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Bill: What was that?
Fred: What was that?
Roshan: *finally realizes where he is* Why does everybody always tie me up? And where in the name of Jim Dandy am I? Oh, wait a second... that said I just realized where I was.
Bill: Uh...
Roshan: TUCSON, ARIZONA?!
-----------MEANWHILE------------
George Peter Franklin: This is not right.
-----------MEANWHILE------------
Gregor: This is not right. I'm ....missing something.
-----------MEANWHILE------------
George Peter Franklin: *hopelessly lost* Hmm... what's in here? *smacks head on Dutch door* Stupid door.
Gregor: What now, old chap? I'm having Crumpets, don'cha know.
GPF: WHAT THE HECK
Gregor: ...this is unbelieveable! Astounding! Blimey! I'm absolutely GOBSMACKED!
GPF: SAY WHAT
U "F" O: How'd HE get in here so easil... oh man. What in the name of Diamond Jim?!
----------MEANWHILE----------
Roshan?: Let's play War.
CW: Those ads at the top of the screen can hypnotize you... *blank stare*


3 HOURS LATER

Roshan: Let's play War.
CW: I play War too much already. How about Ear? Bar? Car? Jar? Par? Far? Czar?
Roshan: I wanna play WAR! *pulls out rocket launcher*
CW: AAAHH!! *flees for his life* ...Good thing my shoes can turn into a car.


36 HOURS LATER

CW: *arrives in Tucson, AZ* Hey... is that... CitrusMan's house?
Roshan: I have you now.
Roshan: WHAT IN THE
Roshan: OH NO
Roshan: Who is that?
Roshan: *whistle*   *walks around a corner*
Roshan: Who was that?
CW: AAAHHHHH

WHO IS THE REAL ROSHAN?
WHERE IS EVIL ROSHAN?
Roshan: *hiding around the corner* Heh. *evil grin*
WHO IS GEORGE PETER FRANKLIN ... REALLY??

THE SHOCKING TRUTH... NEXT TIME?
ON BORED-MKIII GX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on November 30, 2002, 11:22:38 PM

Bill: This is stupid. What's going on?
Steve; I know what's going on. I am merely too lazy to say it today.
Roy: (You're ALWAYS too lazy to do things today.)
Steve: So? You're always hungry. Even I realized that.
Roy: (I'm not hungry now... weird...)

I am too lazy today to add questions.

Roshan: That's IT?!?! God, you re---

(I am too lazy to finish the sentence)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 01, 2002, 12:21:06 AM

CW: GAH, you ARE lazy... I was wondering where you went for the past few days.
--------MEANWHILE--------
Jimbo: I'm makin' pizza... yea yeah yeah...
Boss: What are we doing here?
Jimbo: Whaddya mean? We're here, makin' pizza.
Boss: I mean in this story, dolt!
Jimbo: What?
Boss: We're in some dumb story, being writen by some geeky guy!
Jimbo: You better lie down, boss.
--------------MEANWHILE--------------
Crono: AAAHH!!
Marle: AAAHH!!
Lucca: AAAHH!!
Ayla: AAAHH!!
Frog: AAAHH!!
Robo: AAAHH!!
*they get sucked into another time period*
-------------MEANWHILE--------------
CitrusMan: WHO are YOU?
Optimus Prime: Uhh... who are YOU???
CitrusMan: Nevermind. *flies away*
--------------MEANWHILE------------
Al Gore: I invented the Internet.
Jimbo: *strangles Al Gore*
-------------MEANWHILE-------------
The Beatles: We all live in a Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine...
----------------MEANWHILE-----------
CW: I love you.
A Girl Who Shall Remain Nameless For Her Own Protection: Uhh... okay.... you should come over more often! Why don't you?
CW: Uhh... I'm shy...
Roshan: WHAT IN THE HECK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE STORY?
CW: Nevermind.
--------------MEANWHILE--------------
Roy: *cough* (Well, Roshan, I...)
Roshan: *whacks Roy in the head with a frying pan*
Roshan: HEY! Why'd you do that to Roy?!
Roshan: Uhh... *fakeness ensues* Who are you?
Roshan: I could ask you the same question!
--------------MEANWHILE---------------
CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY!!
---------------MEANWHILE----------------
Space-Time Continuum: I'm sure getting sick of all these "MEANWHILE"s.
----------------MEANWHILE----------------
Evil Roshan: Okay, so you know who I am already. *Whips out the Magical Spork of the Evil Realm*
Roshan: I thought so. Wait a sec... I KNEW! Yeah! Because I'm the REAL Roshan!
Evil Roshan: Whatever.
Roshan: *pulls out THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM*
CW: Steve, you lazy bum, your laziness isn't funny anymore. See, I wrote a nice long episode and
Roshan: So where exactly IS the Evil Realm?
Evil Roshan: Oh, take a left at the traffic light, head west down I-40 for 2.5 lightyears, hang a Ralph, and you'll end up somewhere in the West Northeast. Then, all you have to do is find the 6 evil seals and they'll throw beach balls at you. Then, find the 6 evil seals, and use the 6 evil seals to unlock the 6 evil seals.
Roy: (So what's it like in the Evil Realm?)
Evil Roshan: Well, it's hard to say, mainly because I've never been there.
*suddenly, Tucson, AZ turns into a gigantic floating dirt-covered arena!*
CW: Wow. I surprised myself there. *does Bob Dylan impression*
This planet isn't ours...
This planet isn't ours...
I say we head for Mars...
This planet isn't ours...
----------------MEANWHILE-----------------
00boo: *in jail* Man, if I hadn't helped the bad guys, I would be somewhere else. C'mon doubles! *rolls dice* MAMIT Well at least I have 2 more turns before I have to pay $50.
----------------------------MEANWHILE--------------
George Peter Franklin: You look just like me!
Gregor: I know that, old chap. You're a clone of me! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH!! HA!
------------------------------MEANWHILE---------------
CW: Did you hear that?
Roshan: No, but I do SEE that.
*gigantic metal ship floats into view*
Roy: (What in the world is that?!?!)

WHAT IS THE GIGANTIC METAL SHIP?
WHAT IS PART 7 OF THE PLAN?
WHERE IS THAT ONE GUY?
WILL STEVE STOP BEING A LAZY BUM ONE OF THESE DAYS?
WILL THERE BE MORE THAN FOUR QUESTIONS?    ......oh. NEVERMIND!!!

FIND OUT... SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE!
SAME CLICHÉ-TIME, SAME CLICHÉ-CHANNEL!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 01, 2002, 01:23:54 PM

Steve: Aww, crap! I actually have to TRY today!

Gregor: *On the giant metallic ship* MUHAHAHAHA!
Roy: (This is really, really weird.)
Roshan: Riiiiiiight... just when you think it couldn't get stranger, you got a Brit navigating a giant flying metallic ship in Tucson.

(U) "F" O: This flying ship was a GREAT idea.

C. M.: How much crap do these guys have?

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: That's just nice. I finally figured out how to beat those freaks and now I can't find the boss. That's just great.

---------MEANWHILE---------

GPF: Oh, great. I finally know who I am. Now what do I bloody well do?

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: You'll never catch us, you bloody pieces of Rubbish!
Roshan: Why does he talk in less of a British voice when Steve is posting?
Steve: Because I don't know as much British slang! Give me a break here!

*Roy, for some strange reason, flies Roshan onto the ship.*

C. W.: Hey! Wait up!!! *jumps about 50 feet to the ship*

Everyone manages to get onto the ship except Evil Roshan.

Evil Roshan: Awww, crap! NOW how I am supposed to win?

---------MEANWHILE---------

00boo: *rolls dice* MAMIT a 2 and a 5 now I only got 1 roll!

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: What am I doing in Tucson again? It looks so... different... ah well, it's probably my imagination. Hey, is that...?
Evil Roshan: Who the hell are you?
T O G: HA! Now, for some reason, that everyone else is gone, you really have no chance, do you?
Evil Roshan: Yes, except I am not the real Roshan.
T O G: Then where is he?
Evil Roshan: Errrr, he went, along with everyone else, on a giant flying metallic ship.
T O G: That is the WORST lie I have EVER heard.

T O G easily defeats Evil Roshan.

T O G: That was easy. Now where is everyone else?

---------MEANWHILE---------

Jimbo: No, I created the Internet.

-------MEANWHILE--------

Roshan: Why, why is that MEANWHILE shorter than the others?
Steve: Ummmmm.... *runs*
C. W.: This is a really, really big ship.
Roy: (Now, where are they?)
Roshen: I don't know *burps up another tar bubble*
Roshan: How that THAT idiot get up here?

*Everyone enters the main hold of the ship. It is a large maze of corridors and other crap.*

2 hours later

Roy: (Oh crap, I think we're lost.)
Roshan: What else is new?

Will everyone escape from the maze?
What is That One Guy going to do now? And does he realize that he didn't kill the REAL Roshan?

T O G: I didn't? CRAP!

Why was that one MEANWHILE shorter than the others?
Who actually DID invent the Internet?
What will George Peter Franklin do now that he knows the truth?
Will 00boo roll doubles on his 3rd turn so he doesn't have to pay $50?
Why did I write 6, wait, now 7 questions?
Steve: I HAVE to make up for my laziness yesterday SOMEHOW.

Find out, sometime, on ...
Ummmmm... I don't feel like typing the name of the show! MUAHAHAHA

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 01, 2002, 11:20:38 PM

Tim Berners-Lee: I invented the Internet.
CW: He's right, you know.

Gregor: Bloody 'ell.
The Last Remaining Assistant: Now approaching Warp factor 4.
U "F" O: They'll never get back to Earth... in time to deactivate Part 8! Mwah hah hah aha ha ha hahaa!!
Or wait... is that Part 7? Nevermind.
CATS: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
OH WAIT
ASSISTING YOU ARE ALL US
U "F" O: What?
Gregor: Methinks he wants to help us, dear boy.
-------------MEANWHILE------------
* deep in the bowels of the ship*
Roshan: You guys smell something down here?
CW: Not THOSE bowels, you idiot!
Roy: (Ooogh... my head...)
Roshen: *begins to drink Lysol* Hmm... *Pee-Wee Herman vioce* MMM! Lemony!
CW: WHERE do you keep getting all this toxic stuff?
Roshen: *tears fragment off of wall* MMM! Circuity!
*a few steps forward...*
Mega Man: *teleports in* You guys seen the airlock to Dr. Wily's lair?
CW: I think you have the wrong big, metallic structure.
Mega Man: Oh. Whoops. *teleports out*
CitrusMan: I forgot my line.
OH CRUD
Director: CUT!
Some other guy: Scene 2, take 37...
----------MEANWHILE----------
U "F" O: *dials on extra-long distance phone*
----------MEANWHILE----------
T O G: Heeeello? .....hmm.... ....oooh! .....yeah, okay....
*30 minutes later*
Jimbo: What are you doing?
TOG: Oh, nothing...
Boss: What's going on in there??
Jimbo: *walks up behind boss* I don't know! He told me to get out of the kitchen!
Boss: Garrgh! You idiot!
*3 minutes later*
Jimbo: *busts into kitchen*
Boss: Where'd that one guy go?
Jimbo: What kind of a name is that? ...Uhh, boss... did somebody order this weird-looking black pizza with a fuse that's connected to the center of the Earth?
Boss: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
----------MEANWHILE----------
GPF: I've determined what I shall do with myself! I think I'll go watch a movie.

WHAT HAS THE U "F" O DONE?
WHAT IS THE FATE OF OUR PLANET??
IS THAT ALL THAT GEORGE PETER FRANKLIN WILL DO WITH HIS LIFE???
GPF: Nah, I decided to go play Yoshi's Island with my feet.
Steve: Ahh, a noble endeavor!

WILL OUR HEROES (heroes? You call those heroes?!) DISCOVER THE SECRET OF THE GIGANTIC METALLIC SHIP????
IS THERE A SECRET OF THE GIGANTIC METALLIC SHIP?????
WILL MORE OF STEVE'S QUESTIONS BE ANSWERED IN THE NEXT EPISODE??????
WILL I STOP USING MORE QUESTION MARKS EVERY TIME I ASK A QUESTION?
Ahh, nevermind.

FIND OUT - MAYBE!
ON THIS SHOW WHICH NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT THE TITLE OF!!!!

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 02, 2002, 06:26:08 PM

Steve: Well, George, if you want to do that... *Gives George a 10 page packet of tips for beating YI with his feet.*

---------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: *Pushes the button on the black controller linked to the bomb* MUHAHAHAHA!

Nothing happens.

U "F" O: GAH! WHA-------??
Jimbo: Erg, you DID realize that it is really really hot in the center of the Earth, and that the bomb would have MELTED?
U "F" O: Why is it that everyone in this story is stupid? And how did YOU get here?
Jimbo: Magic. That, and I'll do ANYTHING to get away from that idiot boss.

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: I HEARD THAT! I am NOT stupid!

---------MEANWHILE---------

00boo: COME ON DOUBLES! *rolls dice*
The screen cuts away before the dice are shown.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: Why did it take so long for you to get to us?
Steve: I felt like doing everything else first.
Roy: (We're STILL lost...)
Roshen: Blarrrb arggggg bllluurrbbble! *burps up a LARGE soap bubble*
Roshan: This is SOOOOOOO dumb.

5 hours later:

Roshan: I'm lost.
Roy: (I'm hungry...)
C. M.: I'm confused.

10 hours later:

Roshan: Erg, this is pointless.

20 hours later:

Roshan: Hey! a door!

*Everyone runs to the door... it leads to... right where they started on the ship.*

Roshan: What a waste of about 2 days.
Voice: Wow, you people are dumb.
Roshan: Wait, is that...
T O G: That's right! While YOU were wandering the exitless maze, I was getting back to the ship. And I have come up with the GREATEST plan! *pulls out a remote* See, I'll push this button, and...

*Roshen grabs the remote and tries to eat it.*

T O G: Arrrrrrrgh! You moron? You are going to eat my remote!

Roshen tries to eat the remote. Suddenly, it is swiped out of his hand by...

Roy: (So.... hungry....) *Tries to eat the remote*
Roshen: NOT SO *burp* fast you orange freak! *Grabs the remote*

5 Minutes later:

T O G: Ok, so my secret plan is being thwarted because my remote is being fought over by two people to see who will EAT IT??? This plot is dumb.
Roy: (You don't TOUCH my dinner.... I mean, give me the remote...)

Who will eat the remote?
Where are the U "F" O and Jimbo and the assistant?
Did 00boo roll doubles?
What other crazy crap will Roshen try to eat?
Can George beat YI with his feet?
Does the maze REALLY have no exit?

Get the answers to about 2 of these semi-riveting questions (maybe) on...

BORED... something something something III! Something.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 02, 2002, 11:33:23 PM

I'm starting this episode with questions! AH HA H AH A!

HOW DID THAT ONE GUY HEAR JIMBO OVER THE SOUNDLESS VOID OF INTERSTELLAR SPACE?
OR WAS T O G ALREADY ON THE SHIP?
WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE IN THIS STORY IS STUPID?
CW: HEY! I'M NOT!
CAN JIMBO REALLY USE MAGIC??
DID 00boo ROLL DOUBLES???

Fortunately, these questions will never be answered, because...

*screen shifts to T O G and the other people in the exitless maze*
Roy: (If there's no exit, how did YOU get IN here? ........GIMME THAT REMOTE!)
T O G: It has an ENTRANCE, but no EXIT! MUAH HA HA HA!!
Roshen: ARRGH SNARF MMGH ROWMF *eats remote, but in the process, pushes the button on it*
Computer: 12 seconds to self-destruct.
------------MEANWHILE------------
00boo: MAMIT I had to pay $50 to get out of jail... *exits jail, and finds himself in... the bathroom of the ship?!*
------------MEANWHILE------------
Computer: 10 seconds to self-destruct.
T O G: HEY! That wasn't supposed to happen!
Computer: 5
Roy: (This is just great.)
Computer: 4
Roshan: Not AGAIN.
Computer: 3
00boo: Hey guys! I just got out of jail and...
Computer: 2
*stuff begins to collapse around them*
Computer: 1
CW: Oh. I read about these...
Computer: Sel--
*BOOM*
...*everyone is flung out into space and dies of explosive decompression type stuff*









LOCATION: CAYMAN ISLANDS/MICHIGAN
Death: Hi. Welcome back. Free stays for repeat visitors!
CW: *pulls out wallet* Here, I'll give you...   OH NO I spent all my money on video games!
Roshan: I'll give you.... a nickel if you let us get out of here.
Death: No deal. I hear you've got tons of money back home.
CW: Hey, how come we never go to Heaven?
Saint Peter: *points to Death* HE captured me.
CW: I thought Death was a girl?
Saint Peter: Whatever. Just get me outta here.
Roshan: Okay, $25 to get us all out of here.
Death: That'd be fine for you guys, but if ya wanna spring ol' Pete, you gotta pay me extra. And I'll have to reset time, so there's no guarantee that you won't just end up here again.
CW: Sure. Fine. *looks around and sees a large collection of coins scattered about* Uhh... *grabs a quarter* Here. Will this pay for Saint Peter?
Death: OOO shiny
*FLASH*
*everything resets to 60 seconds before Roshan ate the remote*
T O G: I gotta fix that remote.
Roshen: GARR AGHH
Roshan: HOLD IT!! *madly wrestles the remote away from Roshen*
CW: DID YOU SEE all that treasure down there? I'm going to go back there someday... all those rare old coins....
Roshen: AUGHH *starts drooling uncontrollably and begins to eat through the maze*
Roy: (I'll help with that...) *both begin tearing through the maze*
Roshan: Well, that oughta make an exit sooner or later...

WILL THEY DISCOVER AN EXIT?
WILL T O G FIX HIS DASTARDLY REMOTE?
WHERE DID ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS GO???

FIND OUT .... LATER!!!!

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 04, 2002, 07:14:06 PM

Roshan: Hmmmm... why did they make the walls of the maze out of GINGERBREAD?
C. W.: Wait, why didn't they eat through the walls while they were wandering?
Steve: Well, Roy wasn't hungry, and Roshen was burping up tar bubbles way too much to eat anything else.
T O G: GINGERBREAD? These people really ARE idiots. Stupid remote... *A spring flies out of the remote* Oh, great, now it won't ever get fixed.

About 5 minutes later:

Roshan: It appears they ate ALL the walls, but there is still no exit. Strange... I guess... there's another way to get to the U "F" O then?

---------MEANWHILE---------

George: This is getting on my nerves! I can't get this!
Steve: What level are you on?
George: ... 1-2...
Steve: Wow. You suck.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Jimbo: You're dumber than my old boss. At least you aren't as overbearing...
Gregor: That's what you think, dear boy...
Jimbo: Dear... boy...? What's WRONG with you?
U "F" O: They still haven't found us, have they? and Part... 9 or 10 or something is almost set...
Jimbo: How many parts are there?
Gregor: I reason... somewhere in the 30s or 40s...
Jimbo: Ugh...

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: Why are we still standing here?
T O G: Why can't I fix the remote?
C. W.: Where are the U "F" O, Gregor, and Jimbo?
U "F" O: HAHAHAHA! I'm mentioned first now!
Jimbo: What is part 9?
Gregor: I'll tell you, chap, *British whispering*
00boo: Can I borrow 50 dollars?
Roy: (Why exactly were the walls of the maze made of gingerbread?)
Roshen: Why am I still hungry? *burp*
GPF: WHY CAN'T I BEAT 1-2?
Steve: Are there any other secrets to be found or discovered on the ship or anywhere else?

Well, I had the characters ask all the questions, as I didn't feel like doing it myself...

Steve: I'm NOT A CHARACTER! I am an omniscent 3rd person "narrator"! Get that through your heads!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 04, 2002, 11:25:17 PM

CW: Wow Steve, you must be really confused.
Roshan: What a big metal room.
Roy: (How did gingerbread support our weight all that time?)
CW: I'm feeling lazy today.
Roshan: So? What does that have to do with gingerbread?
Roshen: Want some tar?
--------MEANWHILE--------
Jimbo: I've had it with you guys. *jumps into the entrance of the exitless maze*
U "F" O: THAT was a mistake.
--------MEANWHILE--------
Jimbo: *enters maze through a "solid" wall*
Roshan: THERE! Out that way! *walks into wall* OW! NOT AGAIN!!!

WILL THEY EVER GET OUT OF THE MAZE?
WILL THEY EVER GET TO THE U "F" O?
WILL THEY EVER GET A TRIPLE PLATINUM ALBUM?
WILL THEY EVER GET A LONGER EPISODE THAN THIS ONE IN THE FUTURE?
CW: Like I said, I'm feeling lazy today.

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on December 05, 2002, 08:01:45 PM

sorry,I was on VACATION.
-----------------------
THE END
CW:what the heck?
CM:this sucks......
steve:yawn...i love laziness.
---MEANWHILE--
GPF:end?END?EENNDD???THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM!!!!I HATE YOU!!!
-----YAWN----
U"F"O:Where is the bathroom?that burrito is do'in a number on me.
Gregor:the what,old chap?
TOG:I'm on the metal ship!
-----*ZZZzzzzZZZZzzz*--
roy:(*pukes up the pills*)uggghh...
ER:muhahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!(shoves more pills into roys mouth.)
Bill:do do do singin
Fred:shut up or i will deathray you!
-SNORE....snore...---
steve:got any...uhg..to lazy..cant...stay...awake..*ZZZZZZzzzzZZZ*
roshen:grugggg...*snore*
roshan:got any aces?
CW:no.
roshan:CM?
CM:cough...no.


WILL OUR HEROS FINISH THEIR GAME OF CARDS?
WILL U"F"O FIND A BATHROOM?
WILL GPF FIND ANYBODY?
WHERE IS TUSON,ARIZONA AND AKRON,OHIO?
WHERE DID TOG COME FROM?
IS BOOBUDDY SORRY THAT HE WAS ON VACATION?
BB:ask me later...ZZZzzzZZZZ
WHY AM I POSTING SO MANY QUESTIONS?
WILL STEVE(ESPECILLY)AND THE HEROS STOP BEING LAZY?
IS THIS THE LONGEST QUESTION STRING IN BORED HISTORY?
WILL....ZZZZzzZZ..WHA?UH.
WILL EVERYBODY WAKE UP?
WHO FOR THE LAST TIME IS ROSHEN?
WHERE DID BILL AND FRED COME IN?

FIND OUT....MEH...
CM:this still sucks

Boo:BOOO!!BOOO!!ARE YOU SCARED YET?

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 05, 2002, 10:13:40 PM

WILL OUR HEROES FINISH THEIR GAME OF CARDS?
They already did.

WILL U "F" O FIND A BATHROOM?
Why does he need to?

WILL GPF FIND ANYBODY?
He already did.

WHERE ARE TUCSON, ARIZONA AND AKRON, OHIO?
Arizona and Ohio.

WHERE DID T O G COME FROM?
BORED-MKII GT, I think.

IS BOOBUDDY SORRY THAT HE WAS ON VACATION?
BB:ask me later...ZZZzzzZZZZ
Apparently not.

WHY AM I POSTING SO MANY QUESTIONS?
Who knows.

WILL STEVE (ESPECIALLY) AND THE HEROES STOP BEING LAZY?
They did, for the most part.

IS THIS THE LONGEST QUESTION STRING IN BORED HISTORY?
Doubtful.

WILL....ZZZZzzZZ..WHA?UH.
WILL EVERYBODY WAKE UP?
What are you talking about?

WHO FOR THE LAST TIME IS ROSHEN?
I think he's a renegade clone of Roshan.

WHERE DID BILL AND FRED COME IN?
At Tucson, AZ. In this series anyway.

CW: Read the rest of the story before you post.
I shall demonstrate what I mean:
"Roy: *pukes up the pills* uggghh..."
CW: We left the pills long ago.
"ER:muhahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!(shoves more pills into roys mouth.)"
CW: Evil Roshan is still on Earth, unconscious, possibly dead.
Roshan: Yes. Well. Now, let's get on with this. I'm so sick of running into walls.
CitrusMan: I've been studying this ship. Now, as I see it, *streams of technical jargon emanate from CitrusMan*
Roshen: MMM! Jargon! *chomp*
Roy: (Jargon isn't food, dolt.)
Roshen: Tasted pretty good to me!
*Suddenly, CW gets bored with the exitless maze (more like the exitless big metal room) and so he transports them to another area of the gigantic metal ship*
CW: This is SO easy.
*Later, the U "F" O surrenders and flies the ship back to Earth and deactivates all the plan parts*
CW: *gasp* What?
Roshan: I was wondering when you'd wake up.
CW: Oh crud. And I was having such a great dream. Well, I can still do THIS!
*Suddenly, CW gets bored with the exitless maze (more like the exitless big metal room) and so he transports them to another area of the gigantic metal ship*
CW: This is SO easy.
*Later, the U "F" O surrenders and flies the ship back to Earth and deactivates all the plan parts*
CW: *gasp* What?
Roshan: I was wondering when you'd wake up.
CW: Oh crud. And I was having such a great dream. Well, I can still do THIS!
*Suddenly, CW gets bored with the exitless maze (more like the exitless big metal room) and so he transports them to another area of the gigantic metal ship*
CW: This is SO easy.
*Later, the U "F" O surrenders and flies the ship back to Earth and deactivates all the plan parts*
CW: *gasp hack cough psychedelic freakout* WHAT?!?!
Roshan: I was wondering when you'd wake up.
CW: Oh crud. And I was having such a great dream. Well, I can still do THIS!
*Suddenly, CW gets bored with the exitless maze (more like the exitless big metal room) and so he transports them to another area of the gigantic metal ship*
CW: Ahh. That's better.
*eventually, they find the U "F" O, Gregor and T O G...

WHAT WILL THEY DO WHEN THEY FINALLY MEET UP WITH THE U "F" O, GREGOR AND T O G?
IS BOOBUDDY 00boo ALSO? I THOUGHT 00boo WAS POSTING THIS WHOLE TIME AND IT WAS BOOBUDDY!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME! BECAUSE I'M STILL TOO LAZY TO WRITE MORE OF THE STORY OR ASK MORE QUESTIONS!

Hey, what can I say? Snow makes me lazy.

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/5/2002 8:34:04 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 06, 2002, 08:45:45 PM

U "F" O: Crap, they found us...but how?
T O G: THERE YOU ARE! And... I... don't...know.
Gregor: NOW what?

Roshan: There may FINALLY be a good fight...

U "F" O: I'm afraid... that won't be happening... well, MAYBE.

The U "F" O (Who isn't really Unknown anymore, come to think of it) Pulls a lever.

Roshan: What the---? Oh, great, more of THOSE things.
C. M.: Yay, more Greears. Some to do some bashing!

Citrus Man creams the Greears in a similar fashion to last time. Unfortunatly for our "heros", the U "F" O, T O G, and gregor all leave, and no one can find them.

Roshan: Oh, that's just nice, we lost them AGAIN!
Roy: (Now, where are we, anyway?)
C. W.: *tells Roy where they are*

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: Why did we run? We could EASILY have creamed those dolts!
U "F" O: It's... part of a much greater plan.
Gregor: So, we're bloody well giving up on the othre one? (Ya, it looks bad, but they spell it "metre" and "centre". Not to mention "cheque" and...)
Gregor: Shut up!

---------MEANWHILE---------

00boo: Can I still borrow $50?
Roshan: Not, now.
Roshen: I duly believe I consumed an unecessarily tremendous quantity of jargon... *burp*
Roshan: That's the most intelligent thing you said.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: Wow, this post is getting long, ah well, I'll add some more...
Voice: Not if I can help it...

Steve: Erg, what was ... that?
Voice: I am a characterization of Sloth. That is...

Suddenly, Steve gets this really, weird feeling...

Steve: Funny, I don't feel like finishing this. Screw it, I don't feel like adding questions either. Hell, I don't feel like finis----

*end of post*

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 06, 2002, 11:38:40 PM

I think that now, the U in U "F" O stands for "ultimate". ON WITH THE STORY!

*CW uses his expert pilot skills to reverse the ship and land it back on Earth, considering the U "F" O, T O G and Gregor are nowhere to be found...*
Roshen: OOO! What does THIS button do? *pushes button*
CW: Oh crud, I think you just activated the time travel option. Stupid new-model spaceship.
*Suddenly, the "heroes" are transported into 1978 Japan!*

Yes, that's all for this post. I'm tired today.

What you own is your own kingdom, what you do is your own glory.
What you love is your own power, what you live is your own story...

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 08, 2002, 03:33:55 PM

Sorry for my presence, I am merely bumping all the relevant topics above these annoying pictures (Half of which don't work).

Don't mind me.

Roshan: You call THAT a plot add-on?!?!?!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 08, 2002, 10:26:36 PM

*The plot suffers badly!*

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 09, 2002, 06:59:43 PM

Steve: Yep, it does suck pretty bad. I don't feel like improving it now though...
Roshan: What the hell has gotten into you?

Steve: Errrrrr... *walks, for he is far too lazy to run*

Roshan: *Sigh* I guess we're on our own for now. At least we aren't standing in a moat...

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 09, 2002, 10:48:43 PM

Roy: (Where are we again?)
CW: Japan, remember? Except... *pulls a strange device from pocket*
BWEEOOAAOORRGEEBOOAHH
CW: There. Now we're back in 2002.
Roshan: Hey, you've got a time machine? Cool! Wanna let me borrow it?
CW: Not a chance.
Roshan: Why are you guys so lazy?

CW: I don't --

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 12, 2002, 12:47:25 AM

Gregor: Crikey, is this story over, or what?

IS THIS STORY OVER?
WILL WE FIND OUT?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME, IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME...

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 13, 2002, 08:27:06 PM

Steve: No.

(Shortest post ever!)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 13, 2002, 11:40:13 PM

CW: Cable might come and help with the story. We've been discussing it privately.
Roshan: Who do you keep talking to? And why can't we see him?
CW: Ah... well, um.... *runs*
Roy: (Can't disclose too much to these simpletons...)
*Yes, Roy has now revealed himself to be yet another omniscient being!*

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on December 15, 2002, 02:08:00 PM

cable: hey guys, i'm here!
roshan: Why are you always late to these stories?
cable: i have big clumsy feet
roshan: You've already missed 3 pages of this.
cable: did any thing really happen?
roshan: I don't think so.
cable: so it's just like the old stories...
c.w.: yup, except now we've infected the mario board with our filth!
cable: ALRIGHT!

[sorry, i didn't feel like reading 3 pages of "we don't have a plot yet we don't have a plot yet" so if someone could quickly summarize what i missed, it would be appreciated]

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 15, 2002, 09:32:13 PM

Steve: Yay! cable04 is back! Maybe now I won't have to write as much!

Roshan: Erg, cable, the plot, or what you might see a plot to be, is on the front page. Basically, there are a few new characters. And we know what the U "F" O is, but we don't know where he is...

*sudden realization*

Wait! Roy, you're omniscient, where are they?
Roy: (I don't want to tell you.)
Roshan: Why not?
Roy: (I don't feel like it.)
Roshan: Tell me!
Roy: (I don't want to.)
Roshan: iDime!
Roy: (No quiero decirtelo.)
Roshan: Erg... *Makes an unintelligible high-pitched whistle*
Roy: (Errrr... Did you just say you attacked a grapefruit?) *Rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
Roshan: This is useless... Ste---
Steve: Nope.

Steve: I typed a lot today.
C. W.: That wasn't a very long post at all!
Steve: ... SHUT UP!

No questions. Too lazy.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 16, 2002, 12:31:03 AM

C.W.: Being the other omniscient person in this story, I shall now summarize for the benefit of Mr. Kite. I mean cable. Anyway...
Following is a somewhat brief recap of the story so far.

Cable jumped in the moat. So did everyone else.
Then, CW suddenly appeared and had Roshan's drill shoes, for some unknown reason.
After that, the U "F" O was revealed to be a strange hybrid of Bowser, Sigma and Andross.
Also introduced was a mysterious person by the name of George Peter Franklin.
Shortly thereafter, the network execs realized that no one was watching the show. They sold it to a rival network in an effort to gain some quick cash.
*fans write thousands of letters to SBN (Story Boards Network) protesting cancellation*
*however, it is not enough to change their minds*
*then, a rival channel, GMC, decides to buy up all previous episodes, for possible flashback sequences, and also continues the series for the next season, under a slightly new/different name*
CW: AH HA HA HAAA!
And so begins the newest chapter in this totally insane and rather uselessly amusing phenomenon!!
CW made a mistake and used the drill shoes to tunnel into the underworld. Eventually, they got out of there.
Then, something interesting happened.
After that, out of somewhere (but nobody knows where), a crazy Brit by the name of Gregor Lancaster IV, Esqire came to aid the U "F" O.
Roy started to get hungry a few days later.
CW gave Roshan his drill shoes back and got some food-generating shoes for himself.
Then, a swarm of Greears besieged our hapless heroes.
A bunch of Nintendo characters came to hang out for a few episodes, then they went back to Nintendo HQ for a coffee break.
After that, the main (sort of) good guys were trapped in a big metal room.
They got out and Roshen (a new character) started eating tar.
CirtusMan also came by at this time.
And Roy started eating tar, complaining about the food Roshan gives him.
Eventually, That One Guy (a.k.a. Rick) came to try and beat Roshan, trying to help the U "F" O.
After a while, Roshen started eating Laundry Soap.
Then, 00boo kidnapped Roshan and Roy. He promptly went to jail for trying to help the U "F" O.
The U "F" O launched part 5 of his plan, a big armored tank.
A EVIL BEADY EYED MEAT EATING FUZZY BUNNY RABBIT attacked too.
Roshan used an index card to take out the tank, and gave Roy an overdose of appetite suppressant pills. Eventually, Roy nearly died from these overdoses.
Roshan kills the bunny, for now anyway. Poor evil bunny.
Later, they use some of Roshan's index cards for playing cards and begin a game of Go Fish.
A few hours later, Roshan wakes up in Tucson, AZ.
Roshan is revealed to be Evil Roshan. The remaining good guys go to Tucson in search of the real Roshan.
Roshan eventually defeats Evil Roshan, more or less, as well as That One Guy.
Then, George Peter Franklin is revealed to be a clone of Gregor! (The most exciting part of the story?)
*suddenly, Tucson, AZ turns into a gigantic floating dirt-covered arena!*
Meanwhile, 00boo is in jail trying to roll doubles so as to get out of jail free.
A giant metallic ship flies into view. The good guys get aboard the ship for no apparent reason and are held prisoner by the U "F" O and Gregor in a giant confusing exitless maze thingy.
00boo doesn't roll doubles, so he has to pay $50 (which he is currently trying to borrow from Roshan) and ends up in the metallic ship's bathroom.
T O G defeats Evil Roshan and manages to board the ship.
The rest of page 3 is comprised of people trying to get out of the exitless maze and the U "F" O trying to blow up the Earth, but his bomb melted in the planet's core.
And I haven't even mentioned anything about Jimbo and his boss.
Eventually, Roshen and Roy eat the walls of the exitless maze and there's still no exit.
George Peter Franklin went off into the sunset and effectively left the story (for now anyway) and went to go try and play Yoshi's Island with his feet.
The good guys save Saint Peter from Death, after the metallic ship blows up (a result of Roy and Roshen fighting to eat T O G's controller thing that is supposed to blow up the world) and they all go to Death's realm again.
Then they get out of there and zap back to before the ship blew up.
Then BooBuddy (00boo) tried to end the story but instead he made it even longer.
CW uses his control over the Power Cosmic to beam the good guys out of the maze and to somewhere else on the ship. The U "F" O, T O G and Gregor all go back to Earth, and CW pilots the ship there.
Roshen consumes an unecessarily tremendous quantity of jargon.
Roshen: OOO! What does THIS button do? *pushes button*
CW: Oh crud, I think you just activated the time travel option. Stupid new-model spaceship.
*Suddenly, the "heroes" are transported into 1978 Japan!*
*The plot suffers badly!*
*CW uses a strange device to transport the good guys back to 2002*
So now, here we are. In Japan. And you came along, Cable. That is where we are now.

I typed a lot today.
I don't even want to add on to the plot right now. *snore*

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 16, 2002, 12:35:27 AM

Sorry for the frequent change in tense. It's the best I could do. I'll add more tomorrow, when I think of something.

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on December 18, 2002, 03:07:49 PM

cable: so... japan, eh
roshen: yup.
cable: roshEn? who the douglas are you?
roshen: i'm hungry
cable: here, eat this Pb&j.... heh heh...
*roshen eats it*
roshen: why do i feel so sick?
roshan: What have you DONE? You gave him LEAD POISONING?
cable: that's all my father gave me, so i figured i'd give it back to him
c.w.: but that's just Roshen... unless...!he's your father!?!?!?!
cable: no, he's not my father.  i just figure i can spite my father some how by giving various people lead poisoning
roshen: actually, cable, i AM your father
cable: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

doo dooo doo!-- this ends today's episode of bored-sutnsutn GX
tune in next time, kyle, and see what happens

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 18, 2002, 06:55:17 PM

Kyle (At home): ... Why are they looking at me?? *Paranoid look*

--------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: This is almost funny.
Roshan: ALMOST?
Roy: (It's hilarious.
Steve: You're missing a right parenthesis.
Roy: (Roshen ate it.
Steve: Ha. Hahaha.
C. W.: You people are weird.
Roy: (Shut up!
Steve: You're still missing it.
Roy: (Oh, am I? *Roy shoves his hand down Roshen's throat and eventually pulls out the missing Parenthesis.*
Steve: Ok, that was sick.
Roy: (I got it back, didn't I?]
Steve: It's a bit deformed.
Roy: (SO???]

Why didn't I say ANYTHING about what is going on?

Do you think I care?

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 19, 2002, 12:13:29 AM

Boy, that's what we needed around here! That was the first thing in 4 pages that actually made me laugh out loud! Who are you? ...I'm hungry... ohh man...

Some dude: Kangei e Tokyo!
Roshen: What?]
Roy: (Oh, that's just great. He took the deformed parenthesis back. *reaches over to Roshen and grabs at something invisible* (There. That's better. Well, sort of.}
cable: so you're my dad, eh? *Begins savagely whacking Roshen with ballpeen hammer*
Roshen: Ow! Ooh! Aha! *grabs hammer with teeth and begins to chew, breaking all his teeth in the process*
-----------MEANWHILE-----------
*On some faraway world, a microscopic organism dies*
-----------MEANWHILE-----------
U "F" O: Hmm. They forgot about us.
Gregor: Leave them alone. I'm having my crumpets.
Roshen: Crumpets? YUM! *snarf*
Gregor: How in the bloody 'ell did YOU et here?
Roshen: CRUMPETS ARRNNYUM SNARGHH GHIEOPLE
U "G" O: I am the king of games
U "F" O: *smacks Yu-Gi-Oh into the middle of the next millenium*
--------------MEANWHILE-------------
CW: Uh-oh. Looks like Roshen found my tesseract.
cable: what?
CW: You know, my space-folding device!
Roy: (Oh crud.>
Steve: That parenthesis is even more deformed than before.
Roy: (Oh well *eats parenthesis* (I'll just have to get a new one. *flies to parenthesis shop
*eats an asterisk along the way
Asterix: --
CW: No, not you. I wish I'd quit thinking of characters that have nothing to do with this story.â„¢

WILL I QUIT THINKING OF
CHARACTERS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS STORYâ„¢?
WHAT DID "SOME DUDE" SAY?
CW: I know... but do you?
WHERE DID CW GET A TESSERACT DEVICE?
WHEN DID I START TALKING ABOUT MYSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON?
WILL CW STOP TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON?

FIND OUT NEXT ... WEEK? MONTH? YEAR? HOUR? DAY? WHO KNOWS WHEN? YUP!

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/18/2002 10:21:15 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on December 19, 2002, 02:49:56 PM

cable: oh, man.  i think we'll all die of starvation of malnutrition before we can ever fight U "G" O...er, U "F" O.
roy: (I'm so hungry, i'll have to eat the end of this sente
roshan: Sente?  I thought I told you to use real wor
cable: i never imagined that an orange yoshi eating words out of an angry lunatic's mouth would look so....poetic *paints a picture*
roshen: *eats picture*
cable: DAD! would you stop that! i'll flog you again!
roshen: you wouldn't dare!
cw: i would!! *whaps roshen multiple times with a wooden pez dispenser*
roshen: the pain!.... the pain...
cable: hey! you can't do that to my da- HEY! where'd you get that wooden pez dispenser? that's gotta be like a collectors item or something
roshan: I know where he got it... HE STOLE IT FROM ME!
roy: (well you stole it from ME!)
roshan: Oh yeah... That's right
cable: okay.. so where did YOU get it, roy?
roy: (well, i was walking along the miniature golf course trail, when suddenly a pine-tree-monster came up to me and handed me this silver sock.  i gave it to the nearest sock-collector who gave me a hug in return. i ran away from this freak as fast as i could.  as i was running, i remembered that i could fly. so i did. but then i was hit in the head by this wooden pez dispenser, so i ate all of the pezs and kept the dispenser)
roshan: Lier.
roy: (yeahwhateverdude)
cable: i wonder if i can pawn this off...

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 20, 2002, 01:47:05 AM

CW: Gimme back my .......Roshan's ........Roy's PEZ dispenser!
cable: fine. *tosses it squarely in the middle of CW's forehead*
CW: Good thing I've got a steel noggin! Oh, wait, that's Mega Man... anyway, you can have this back. It must be fake, because the first PEZ dispensers were metal!
cable: oh crud, i thought this might be worth something
*the PEZ dispenser suddenly wipes itself off in some grass, and lo and behold, it is an old metal one!*
CW: Hey, gimme that back!
Roshen: *snarph*
Roy: Hey
(Roy ate both parenthesis and gave up trying to buy some)
I want some!
Roshan: I can't stand it. That just looks too weird. *grabs a pair of sticks to use for parenthesis*
Roy: /Hey, what's the big idea?\
CW: This is pointless.
Steve: You sound like me.
CW: Oh well.
Roy: \This is even better than having a plot!/
CW: ... I liked the plot! Hey!
All: .........
...............
......................
.....................................
...........................................

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO EVERYONE FOR THEM TO HAVE JUST BLANK LOOKS ON ALL THEIR FACES?
IS THIS AN ATTEMPT TO REVIVE SOMETHING IN THE FORM OF WHAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS A PLOT?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME! OR NOT!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on December 20, 2002, 02:55:58 PM

cable: okay, guys. i'm going to the nearest pawn shop to see if i can get some cash off this piece of metal
----in nearest pawn shop----
scaz: ooooh! what have you brought for old scaz today?
cable: it's one of the first pez dispensers ever made! it's gotta be worth something.... like major something
roshan: *holds sword up to scaz's throat*
scaz: let's see what old scaz can do for youz
*goes in a back room with the dispenser*
cw: you really think we can get money for this?
roy: (i sure hope so, maybe then we won't starve)
roshan: Maybe one of us should go check up on this guy.  I don't trust him.
cable: nah, i'm sure he's legit
----36 minutes pass----
*heroes lie asleep inside the shop*
*scaz returns*
scaz: here you are, this is the best old scaz could do for youz
cable:*wakes up* ...MONKEYS! *wakes up fully*  a can of hash?
roshan: A can of hash? That's the best you could do? A CAN OF HASH?!
scaz: you don't sound greatfull...
roshan: WHAT DO I HAVE TO BE GREATFUL FOR?!
scaz: a can of hash
roshan: THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOU-*scaz pulls out a gun*--...whoa!
scaz: no body sayz i ain't good enough
roshen: *eats scaz's gun*


IS THAT TOO EASY?
COULD SCAZ REALLY BE DEFEATED LIKE THAT?
WILL THEY EVER ENCOUNTER THE U"F"O AGAIN?
WHY AM I TALKING SO LOUDLY?
IS IT BECAUSE I'M BRITISH?
WILL THE HEROES JUST SETTLE FOR A CAN OF HASH?
WHAT EXACTLY IS HASH?
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS SCAZ FOR A JAPANESE GUY?
DID YOU EVEN REMEMBER THAT THEY WERE IN JAPAN?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BORED-...GX!

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 20, 2002, 11:10:58 PM

CW: You're british? Really?
cable: i don't know. am i?
CW: Laziness strikes again. Let's forget about our troubles (read: the U "F" O), and go see some famous Japanese landmark while we're here.
Roy: /Why not...?\
Roshen: Can I eat it?
cable: in the meantime, eat this, dad. *tosses Roshen a bottle of molten metal*
Roshen: How can I eat a drink?
Roshan: He thinks that's a drink. Ha. Haha.
Roy: \You're a poet and don't know it./
Roshan: What a cliché.
CW: I'm tired.

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 22, 2002, 04:08:51 PM

Steve: Finally back.
Roshan: Huh? Weren't you back before?
Steve: Not to write this story.
Roshan: Where were you?
Steve: Swim meet. Finally broke 2:00.00 in the 200 Free. Yay!
Roshan: Ah, anyway... Hey, wait, didn't you say your computer didn't have accent marks? How did I say Cliché then? Wait, I'm not your character!
Steve: Yés you aré. Séé?
Roshan: Ah... Sorry about the misunderstanding.

Anyway, on to the story.

Roshen: I still don't see how you can eat a drink.
Roy: (It isn't that hard. Of course, I don't need food now, so I won't show you.)
Roshan: Hey, you got your parentheses back?
Roy: (Yea... I stole them from that Scaz guy... those lines were getting annoying.)
Scaz (In his store): Hey! Where the hell are those parentheses?

Scaz sees this converastion.

Scaz: Gimme back my parentheses! *Pulls out a gun*
Roy: (Ah, crap!)

Scaz chases Roy all throughout Japan.

Roshan: Why aren't we following them?
Steve: Too lazy.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Scaz: Get back here you ingrate! *sudden realization* Aw, crap, I forgot my ammo. *walks back to his shop, defeated*
Roy: (Man, he easily... Where the hell am I?) *Sudden realization* (Wait, I'm not in hell, I'm in Japan. ... Where in Japan am I?)
Death: Are you sure?
Roy: (Yes...)
Death: Crap. *Walks dejectedly back to hell*
Roy: (I still don't know where I am...)

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshen: So, why does he need parentheses anyway?
Steve: Have you EVER played SMRPG?
Roshan: So that's it... I've been trying to figure that out ever since I met him.
Roshen and Steve (simotaniously): You didn't know either!?!?!
Roshan: ... Shut up.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: I think they bloody well forgot about us...
U "F" O: Ah well, more the better.
Gregor: Can we have our tea and crumpets now?
U "F" O: *sigh* fine...

The two have their tea and crumpets.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Scaz: I HAVE to get those parentheses back. Ah well, not like he'll be THAT hard to recognize on the street...

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roy: (Hmmmmmmm... I need a disguise, or he'll find me again.) *Sees a can of blue paint* (Meh, blue's not my color, but ah well...)

Roy proceeds to paint himself blue.

--------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it... wait, what were we arguing about again?
C. W.: I don't know, but no it doesn't.
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!
Steve: I have a feeling this won't end for a while...

---------MEANWHILE---------

Jimbo: Where am I?

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roy: (Where am I?)

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: Yes it does!
C. W.: No it doesn't!

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: These are bloody good crumpets.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: I think... everyone is content right now, so I'll end this post right now.

Is everyone really content? Find out next time on...

BORED-MKIII GX!!

Roshan: Come on. 1 measly question? You suck.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 23, 2002, 12:23:38 AM

CW: Roshan is not content.
Roshan: Yes I am!
CW: No, You're not.
Roshan: Yes I am!
CW: No, You're not.
Roshan: Yes I am!
CW: No, You're not.
Roshan: Yes I am!
CW: No, You're not.
Roshan: Yes I am!
CW: No, You're not.
Roshan: Yes I am!
CW: No, You're not.
Roshan: Yes I am!
CW: No, You're not.
Roshan: Yes I am!
CW: No, You're not.
Roshan: Yes I am!
CW: No, You're not.
Roshan: Yes I am!
CW: Well anyway, that was not the way you spell simULtanEously!
Steve: Yes it is!
CW: No it's not!
Steve: Yes it is!
CW: No it's not!
Steve: Yes it is!
CW: No it's not!
Steve: Yes it is!
CW: No it's not!
Steve: Yes it is!
CW: No it's not!
Steve: Yes it is!
CW: No it's not!
Steve: Yes it is!
CW: No it's not!
Steve: Yes it is!
CW: No it's not! ...Hey, this is darn easy.
Roshan: No it's not!
CW: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not!
CW: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not!
CW: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not!
CW: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not!
CW: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not!
CW: Yes it is!
------------------MEANWHILE----------------
Scaz: What happened to my hash? Ah well...
------------------MEANWHILE----------------
Roy: *at McDonald's, eating a hash brown*
Scaz: Hey! That's him! Oh wait, no, he was orange...
Roy: (This is as good as Roshan's baseball cap disguise.)
CW: No it's not!
Roy: (Yes it is!)
CW: No it's not!
Roy: (Yes it is!)
CW: No it's not!
Roy: (Yes it is!)
CW: No it's not!
Roy: (No it's not!)
CW: Yes it is!
Roy: (No it's not!)
CW: Yes it is!
Roy: (No it's not!)
CW: Yes it is!
Roy: (No it's not!)
CW: Yes it is!
Roy: (I know.)
Scaz: Don't I know you?
CW: I don't think so?
Scaz: Then why are you talking in questions?
CW: I'm talking in riddles, not questions?
Scaz: Did I say that?
CW: No?
Roy: (You're both talking like dippy girls at the mall?)
CW: So are you?
Scaz: And so I'm like, yeah? And he's like, whatever? And so I said, fine? Whatever?
CW: Didn't you wear that shirt the day after yesterday?
Scaz: I don't think so.
CW: That's odd, considering you're wearing it right now.
Roy: (I'm unvisible to the broken eye!)
Scaz: I forgot my ammo again, and that orange Yoshi is nowhere in sight. *goes back to get ammo*

WILL ANYTHING ELSE HAPPEN?
IS IT BETTER NOW THAT THERE IS A DIMINISHED PLOT FACTOR?
WHAT IS A "PLORT"?
WHY DOES CW WIELD THE POWER COSMIC?
CW: Odds are, Galactus gave it to me.
DO THESE QUESTIONS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME... ON
 . . . BORED-MKIII GX!!! . . .

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/22/2002 10:26:29 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on December 23, 2002, 02:47:20 PM

cable: i've been silent for the past couple days...
luigi: that's okay, i've been following you guys since the first BORED story and this is my third line
cable: wow. that's rough
luigi: you get used to it
cable: i think i may have ruined the story
luigi: how's that?
cable: well, i made it about this scaz guy and pez disepensers instead of U"F"O's and bill gates&junk
luigi: oh.  that's okay, as long as it's stupid/funny it's fine
cable: i guess...
cw: guess what?
cable: oh, nothing. i'm just talking to luigi about guy-stuff
cw: luigi?
cable: yeah, he's standing right next to me
cw: uh... luigi's not in japan
cable: but we were talking an- *cw starts smacking cable*
cw: wake up, man!
cable: *wakes up* where are we?

no i'm not british, the announcer was
i'm proud to be a USAdian :D

announcer: more after these messages!
assistant: *whispers*
announcer: more on the next episod of BORED-IIIKX M3

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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Y8FooD...well, you did

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 23, 2002, 06:45:45 PM

Steve: Wow this announcer really sucks. He can't even say the name of the show correctly.
C. W.: Just like you can't spell simultaneously correctly?
Steve: ... Shut up. You can't spell... Crap. You spelled everything right in your last post. Except "Plort", whatever that is.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Luigi: *wakes up* Where am I? And where is everyone? They left???? Ah well... Wow, look at all those lines I got in the last part!

---------MEANWHILE---------

Scaz: Hey, you see that ingrate that took my parentheses? He looks.... just like you, actually, except he's orange.
Roy: (Nope, haven't seen him.) *snicker*
Scaz: Hmmmmm... Those parentheses look a LOT like mine... Na, can't be. I must be paranoid. *runs off*

Roy: (What an idiot. ... God, I am SO sick of blue. This color sucks.)

---------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: Wow. They suck.

---------MEANWHILE---------

cable: did i ruin the story?
Steve: Na. It is IMPOSSIBLE to ruin this story.
cable: ah, good.

Roshan: Hey, where did Roy go?
C. W.: He's right there!
Roshan: Can't be. Roy is orange, you idiot.
C. W.: That's paint.
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Steve: Ugh. This is getting really annoying.
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!
Roshan: No it's not.
C. W.: Yes it is!

---------MEANWHILE---------

Jimbo: I am so lost.
Steve: Yes, you are.
Jimbo: Hey, how the hell did you get here?
Steve: I am an omniscient narrator. I can go anywhere. See?

---------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: I win again.
Gregor: Fiddlesticks.
Steve: Hello. *evil grin*
U "F" O: What the hell? Get out of here.
Steve: Actually, I'd prefer to stay.
U "F" O: Get out of here!!!
Steve: Hey, I can kill you off whenever I want. So I'd prefer to stay.
U "F" O (with obvious frustration): ... ... ... FINE! You can stay... for now.
Steve: Actually, this place sucks. I'm leaving.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: See?
Jimbo: I didn't see anything. You left, and then you came back. Where did you go?
Steve: ... No...where... *runs*

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roy: (Where are they?)
Roshan: Who, he looks a lot like Roy... but he's blue.
C. W.: You dolt, that is Roy.
Roshan: Nope.
C. W.: Yep.
Steve: Oh, great, another one of these arguments.

*lengthy argument omitted*

Roy: (Hey, Roshan, that you?)
C. W.: I TOLD you!
Roshan: You look really dumb, you know that?
Roy: (... Shut up.)
Scaz: Arrrrrrrrgh! I can't find that ingrate! Ah well... *saunters dejectedly back to the Store.*
Roy: (Let's get out of here. We should REALLY start looking for the U "F" O again.)
cable: well ok

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: Why has everyone forgotten about old Rick?
Steve: Why are referring to yourself in the 3rd person?
T O G: Shut up! Geez, you're really annoying. Ah well, I got this great plan.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roy: (I'm glad we got out of Japan.)
Roshan: Where are we now?\
Roy: (... I ... Don't ... Know...)

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshen: Oh, great, everyone LEFT me here. Ah well... *eats a screwdriver*

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: Are you sure you don't know?
Roy: (YES!!!)
Steve: Wait, aren't you omniscient now?
Roy: (No one ever told me.)
Steve: ... I don't know where you are either. *leaves*

Where are they?
What is That One Guy's plan?
What will the U "F" O and Gregor do now?
Doesn't it seem like my questions are getting longer and longer?

Find out later on ... BORED-MKIII GX!!!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: CashCrazed on December 23, 2002, 06:59:39 PM

Too bad I don't get the concept of BORED. And like you said, I probably will never get it either.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 24, 2002, 12:34:36 AM

CW: How amusing.
CashCrazed: No it isn't!
CW: Oh geez.
-----------MEANWHILE----------
Scaz: Reporting in, sir.
U "F" O: *on the other end of the telecom line* Good, good. What is your status?
CW: I knew it.
U "F" O: How'd YOU get here?
CW: Me? Oh, your back door was unlocked.
U "F" O: GREG, I told you to lock the back door!
Gregor: *stuffs crumpet down throat* Mmf. Do we even HAVE a bloody back door?
CW: It's Passover?
Gregor: *punches CW* Take that! *fist goes right through CW*
CW: I'm omniscient AND intangible!
Roy: (And I'm unvisible to the broken eye!)
CW: You're not here, you're ... wherever Roshan and them are!
Roy: (No I'm not!)
CW: Yes you are!
Roy: (No I'm not!)
CW: Yes you are!
Roy: (No I'm not!)
CW: Yes you are!
........................................
*Roy eventually goes back to ... wherever Roshan and them are*
CW: Seeya later, guys! *teleports out like Optimus Prime*
Scaz: Why does everybody like Optimus Prime so much?
U "F" O: You've got me. So anyway, where were we?
Scaz: I was reporting in.
U "F" O: Oh, right.
Scaz: Those ingrates stole my hash.
U "F" O: I pity the foo'!
Scaz: ...?
U "F" O: ...
Scaz: What?
U "F" O: I SAID "..."!
Scaz: You've been playing too much Paper Mario.
----------MEANWHILE-----------
*Roy and CW are racing, for lack of a better pastime*
CW: I could say I won, but that would start another argument.
Roy: (No it wouldn't!)
CW: Garghh. *begins to walk away* Hey! I can't get away from them! My feet! AAAHH!! *begins to run* They're chasing me! Help!! AAAHH!!

WILL CW REALIZE HOW DUMB HE'S ACTING?
WHY WASN'T cable IN THIS POST?
WHY WASN'T T O G IN THIS POST?
WHAT IS SCAZ'S ASSOCIATION WITH THE U "F" O?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...

BOARD MARCIIV GE-ECCHS!

CW: Boy, we really need a new announcer. One who can spell.

If people don`t appreciate good taste, that`s their own problem.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/23/2002 10:40:54 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 24, 2002, 10:00:01 PM

Steve: I really don't feel like making a long post today.
Roshan: Can't you just make everything a bit different then?
Steve: Maybe.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roy: (I am SO sick of this paint.) *Removes the paint*

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: Grrrrr, I'd better be getting back. I'll tell boss the new plan I made. Way better then that Brit's plan, I am sure of that.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Scaz: Erg. I got those parentheses stolen by some Orange Yoshi.
U "F" O: Interesting. I've been trying to kill an Orange Yoshi for a very long time now. Well, him and all his friends.
Scaz: I want them back though...
U "F" O: Why did you just shoot him when you had the chance?
Scaz: Because I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh... And my ammo too. Then, when I got it, I couldn't find him.
U "F" O: Lazy slob! You couldn't find water if you were a fish!
Scaz: Oh, shut up.
Gregor: You chaps have been playing a great deal of Super Mario RPG as of recent...
Steve: No, that would have been me.
U "F" O: What the hell? You're still here?
Steve: Not for long! *leaves*

---------MEANWHILE---------

cable: ah this is taking too long. why are we standing here????
Roshan: Steve? Why?
Steve: Uhhh... *runs*
C. W.: What? No argument today???

I have no questions today. Nope. None.

Roshan (under his breath): You lazy slob.
Steve: I heard that. I hear all. Shut up before I kill you.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 25, 2002, 01:10:23 AM

Well, it snowed a good six inches here. First decent White Christmas I can remember. Anyway... My post will be rather short as well, considering it's Christmas Eve and all... (actually, it's Christmas now.)

U "F" O: Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Gregor: Is that all you have to say, old bean?
U "F" O:
------------MEANWHILE-----------
CW: See the blazing fuel before us...
Roy: (Give it up already.)


WILL THE U "F" O SAY ANYTHING ELSE?
WHY, WHY, WHY WAS THIS POST SO SHORT?
COULDN'T I THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER?
NOPE.

FIND OUT WHAT CW GOT FOR CHRISTMAS ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF
'TIS THE SEASON TO BE BORED!
(IT'S A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL, YOU KNOW?)

If people don`t appreciate good taste, that`s their own problem.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/24/2002 11:11:47 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 26, 2002, 11:04:31 PM

Roshan: Heh, drawing Christmas pictures is fun!
Roy: (Roshan, that picture is total crap.)
Steve: Erg, Christmas ended yesterday!
Roshan: And who didn't post yesterday to tell us that?
Steve: ... Shut up.

--------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: Christmas ended? Ah, crap! How are he gonna take this crap down?
Gregor: I say we don't.
U "F" O: Hey! That's a great Idea!

Steve: Ok, why the hell are theirdecorations still out?

U "F" O: ... Shut up.

That was a really short add on. Do you think I care?

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 27, 2002, 01:51:58 AM

Jimmy (Jimbo's cousin): Merry Christmas!
...Oh, it ended yesterday? Oh, man...

ONE OF THE SHORTEST ADDONS EVER!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 28, 2002, 06:48:35 PM

Steve: Look at me! I am so lazy! HAHAHA!
Roshan: Shut up.
Steve: Yep. That's all for today!
Roshan: You can do better than THAT.
Steve: Not today I can't.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 28, 2002, 11:32:51 PM

Fox: I threaten to reenter this story if nothing else happens!
CW: *waits around for a few days* Doo dee doo...
Fox: Here I come!
CW: For your own safety, I suggest you not do that.
Fox: Hmm...
Rock: I don't want to be here.
CW: You're not!
Rock: Oh yeah.
---------MEANWHILE---------
Rick: G'day, mate!
---------MEANWHILE---------
T O G: What Rick was that?!
CW: Rick the Hamster, duh!
T O G: How'd you get here?!
CW: Nevermind...
---------MEANWHILE---------
..........................................
............................................
............................
CW: Nothing's happening.
Roshan: Is that the point of this "story development"?
CW: Sure is!
Roshan: GAH!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 31, 2002, 01:38:41 AM

CW: BEEeEeeEEP! BooOoooOOOP! BeeEEEEeeEEeEEp!
Roshan: What are you doing?
CW: I'm acting like a backhoe going in reverse. *crashes into Roshan*
Roshan: What the --
CW: You didn't hear my reverse signal?!
Roshan: ?

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 31, 2002, 05:19:14 PM

Steve: Actually, I think I'll let this stand as is for a while. This is kind of amusing. Hahahaha.

Roshan: You suck, you know that?

Steve: Nope, you suck. You didn't dodge the backhoe.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 31, 2002, 07:45:28 PM

CW: That's what you get with too much influence from Calvin and Hobbes!
Roshen: They have the flu?
CW: You really are dumb, aren't you?
---------MEANWHILE---------
T O G: Happy New *hic* Year!
U "F" O: You idiot. It's not even CLOSE to midnight yet.
T O G: Depends on where *hic* you live, now doesn't *hic* it, buddy! *passes out*
U "F" O: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on December 31, 2002, 08:04:33 PM

Roshan: Hey, the New Year is coming! Can I get drunk?
Steve: Where I live, it doesn't happen for 4 hours!
Roshan: Oh, c'mon. This is boring.
Steve: Well Ok. But you have to buy the booze yourself.
Roshan: YEEEEEES! *Runs to the store*

----A few minutes later----

Roshan: Hahaha! *Opens a beer*
Roy: (He's odd enough sober. This I just HAVE to see...)

----A few more minutes pass----

Roshan: What issh diishhh? Isss ... I donnow wha ittisssh and I don carrr ri-it now...ssshhhh...
Steve: Hahaha. You sound like a drunk.
C. W.: He IS drunk, duh.
Steve: I know, this is just SO funny.
Roy: (Until he tries to kill me...)
Steve: Riiiiight. Like that will ever happen.
Roshan: You shhhhod shadap. Yoush making noshhence.
Steve: You're telling me?

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 01, 2003, 11:26:52 PM

CW: Hmm... he sounds a lot like Steve used to when he drank too many Black Russians...
Steve: ...
Roshan: Hober reeber sabasoben, Hobaseeba snick, Seeberraber hobosoben What did you expect?  No time! No time for you! I got no time baby, got lots of better things to do!
CW: So anyway --
Roshan: Runnin' from the risin' heat to find a place to hide, the grass it always greener growin' on the other side! No time! I got no time for you! I got no time baby, got lots of better things to do!
CW: Odd, his speech isn't slurred when he's singing.
Roshan: Tryin' to tell the world somehow of how I feel. Tell me what you said again,
I can't believe it's real!
Roy: (This is getting old.)
Roshan: Andy, you're a dandy, you don't seem to make no sense. Nevermind the furthermore, the plea is self-defense! No time! No time for you! I got no time baby, got lots of better things to do!
CW: Actually, that's a pretty good song, if you dig the Monkees.
Roshen: Where are they buried?
CW: What?
Roshen: I'm hungry!
CW: Oh, for cryin' out loud!
Roshen: What's this? Water ... coming from your eyes?
Roy: (Not another SMRPG quote.)
CW: Okay, I'll stop. ...But are there going to be any questions this time?

WILL THERE BE ANY QUESTIONS?
WAS THE LAST QUESTION IRRELEVANT?
WAS THE QUESTION BEFORE THIS ONE IRRELEVANT BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS IRRELEVANT?
WAS THE LAST QUE --
CW: What happened?
00boo: Heh heh heh

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 03, 2003, 11:05:40 PM

Roshan: I'll take 3.
*C. W. Passes out 3 cards*
C. W.: Hmmmm... I'll take 1.
*C. W. Gives himself 1 card. He gets the straight he was trying for.*
Roshan: Hmmmmmm... *Evil grin* Ok, What do you got?
C. W.: A straight.
Roshan: Aw, crap! I'm sick of this. *Chucks his cards behind him*
Roy: (I wish I knew how to play poker... This is getting really boring.)

Steve: OK! I'll add a plot element sometime... soon... I promise... *snicker* Seriously. *Uncontrollable laughing*

Roshen: I have a feeling that he isn't gonna do it. (burp)
Steve: Sometime soon! HAHAHA! Oh, man... HA! I can't help it... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: Are they dead? They haven't done anything for I don't know how long but they haven't.
U "F" O: I don't think so...
Steve: Na, they're playing poker because I really don't feel like having them do anything.
U "F" O: Why do you keep bothering us like that?
Steve: Shut up. *leaves*

Will I EVER update the plot? (Laughs)
Will Roshan be able to find that 8 of Hearts he threw behind him?

Find out sometime on... BORED-MKIII GX!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 04, 2003, 12:01:43 AM

CW: I think I saw your card over there. *points 3 miles south-northwest*
Steve: That's not even a direction!
CW: You're not the editor of this story.
Steve: Well YOU wrote me into this episode!
Roshan: Enough of this petty bickering! Onward! Onward, to find my card!
*15 minutes later*
CW: *singing* ...That's why I'm stumbling down this highway in my boots of steel
I should be rollin' down the skyway on my Cosmic Wheels...
Cosmic Wheels...
Cosmic Wheels...
Roy: (You're not from around here, are you?)
CW: You possess great powers of insight, my friend.
Roy: (Woah....)
CW: Oh yeah, I forgot you were omniscient...
Roy: (So I don't have insight? Just omniscience?)
CW: Looks like it.

WHAT IS CW'S TRUE ORIGIN?
WILL THEY FIND ROSHAN'S 8 OF WHATEVERS?
WHAT ABOUT THE ROSHAN CARTOONS?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME! MAYBE!
ON BORED-MKIII GX!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 04, 2003, 11:43:46 PM

Roy: *GASP* (I feel like I'm drowning!)
CW: Well, with 28 topics on top of ours, I'm not surprised.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 05, 2003, 04:27:40 AM

Oh.  My.  GAWD.  This thing is STILL going?  Even after I started it like a year ago?  *sniff* You guys kept it going....

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 05, 2003, 04:40:46 AM

MamaMia Mario:  I remember when this was just...petty boredom in the form of a topic.

MangaMan:  Dude, this place is full of idiots.    You fit right in.  Where are the avatars?  Sig images?  Where is the 1337?  THIS PLACE IS NOT 1337!!

MamaMia Mario:  There is no 1337 here.  Begone foul Japanese comic. *Banishes alternate Ego "MangaMan" to the far side of the moon*  Now, I must...read further so I may continue the story.

MangaMan:  u c4/\/0t d1$p0$3 0f m3 T/-/4T 34s1/_y, /\//0rtaaaaaaaal.

MamaMia Mario:  *Throws cookies at MangaMan*

MangaMan:  scr3w u, ***hole.  t(>o<t)

MamaMia Mario:  Manga!  This is a PG forum!  *slaps MangaMan*

MangaMan:  Quick y0 biz-natch slappin', foo'!

MamaMia Mario:  ENOUGH!  I have no time for your petty rambling.

MangaMan: i b3 saixy, y0

MamaMia Mario: *facepalms* I need to read through all this....9 pages....my god...

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 1/5/2003 2:45:28 AM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Min-T on January 05, 2003, 04:54:59 AM

Oh!  It's still here!  I didn't think you guys would keep such an idiotic topic! =3

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 05, 2003, 04:55:45 AM

Min-T, you airhead blonde, get back in the trunk!  

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 05, 2003, 02:25:25 PM

Steve: Another one came back? Are you sure you're back for good this time? I mean, last time you made one post and left for months.

...

And for the first time EVER in all 3 BORED ... things ... I am lost as to what is going on. I can't add to the "plot"... Sorry. I think I'll let C. W. clear this up.

Roshan: I thought you were smarter than that?

Steve: ... Shut up. Actually, I am too lazy to do anything today. So there.

And oh yes, This is QUITE different from BORED I. Different authors, different styles, I presume. A lot less repetition.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 05, 2003, 05:26:04 PM

Yah know what, I actually had done 2 episodes of the Roshan cartoon.  I've learned a lot since I was last here, I was thinking about making some more and then throwing them all together into a .avi movie.  What do you think?

Kirby you dudes two thumbs up!  (b^o^)b

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 05, 2003, 06:36:19 PM

Heh, I remember those. I think they stopped because I went on vacation, and forgot about it. That, and I didn't know where to find an A-A Gun.

If you want to continue them, sure. I would like to see an entire movie made, that is, if you have the time to do so.

(PS: That Kirby text pic is great.)

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 05, 2003, 08:09:35 PM

Roy: (Who WAS that?)
CW: Which?
Roy: (Uhh... that guy on the moon.)
CW: I think... that was MamaMia Mario. Or, at least his alter ego.
Roshan: Then who's that? *points to MMM*
CW: That's him too. It's too confusing to explain. Even I can't explain it. Can you BELIEVE it?!
----------MEANWHILE---------
U "F" O: Who in the name of Jimmy is that?
Gregor: You don't remember him, old bean? I remember him, and I wasn't even here when he was!
CW: That's because I'm writing your dialogue, goofball.
Gregor: And YOU can keep your bloody nose out of my business!
CW: Fine! Fine, that's fine. *leaves through tesseract*
T O G: That guy's a legend! (In his own mind.) Anyway, I mean he made the story! That's the only reason I'm here! WOW!
U "F" O: Enough sappy crud already. Let's try and DESTROY HIM! EHEHEHEEEHEHEEE!!!!
Gregor: Well, he's really flipped his cracker this time.
T O G: That's not even a real British expression!
CW: Well, it's the best I could do.
Gregor: OUT!
--------MEANWHILE--------
Roshen: MamaMia Mario, eh? Glad to eat you!
Roy: (You idiot.)
Roshen: I mean MEET you. Of course! Heheheh.
MMM: Okay, whatever.
Roshan: So, ya wanna come with us to look for my 8 of hearts?
MMM: Uhh...
CW: What a shame. We didn't even TOUCH the subject of my true origin.

WILL MAMAMIA MARIO COME ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE PEOPLE?
WHAT IS CW'S TRUE ORIGIN?
WHERE DID JIMBO GO?
DO WE EVEN CARE?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...

BORED-MKIII GX!!!

P. S. Hey MMM, you revitalized this story. I was running out of ideas.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on January 06, 2003, 03:22:33 PM

MMM's bACK! no WAY!!
mmm, did you know the new TMNT show premiers saturday feb.8 at 9:30?
check out all the stuff at http://www.ninjaturtles.com/sneakpeek
totally awesome!

in japan---
cable: why did everyone leave me?
luigi: they left me too
cable: LUIGI?! but they told me you weren't real
luigi: that happens a lot

somewhere--
roshan: I know my card must be somewhere around here...
roy:(i found it!)
cw: alright! let's play some more poker!
roshan: Wait! I left the rest of the deck out in that endless obyss we originally came from!
cw: we'll never find the deck in that
mmm: hey, dudes. i'm back. i'll find your cards

japan--
cable: how far do you think they got?
luigi: i dunno, but here's roshan's deck of cards
cable: hmmmm.... i wonder if he needs these *takes cards and walks away in other direction*

will the two groups meet again?
will mmm find the cards?
will mmm visit the site that cable gave him?
is luigi real?
what IS cw's origin?
it's something lame, isn't it?
he just got microwaved when he was a zygote, didn't he?
yup, that's my guess

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 06, 2003, 05:03:59 PM

CW: Now that WOULD be lame. And I would have been dead before anything else, too. I'll be back later....

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 06, 2003, 09:30:21 PM

What? No one else has posted here since me? Insanity! Insanity, I say!
Jerry Seinfeld: Maybe I can help.
CW: I think not.
Seinfeld: Oh, come on.
CW: Whatever. You're not really here anyway, so what the heck. The show was kinda funny, but that has nothing to do with it. At any rate, we have to get to the point of my true origin!
Roy: (Why is that?)
CW: Because I forgot where I come from!
Roy: (Oh, well this is gonna take a while...)
Roshan: Let's see. Now, we have to defeat the U "F" O, find my cartoons, find my cards, AND find C. W.'s origin point! Anything else?!
CW: Heheheheheh.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on January 08, 2003, 02:21:04 PM

cable: i'm never going to find them, am i?
luigi: i found them!
cable: *turns to where luigi is pointing*
cw: and you have to clean my socks
roshan: *making a list* uh-huh
cw: and buy me food
roshan: uh-huh
cw: and ...
cable: guys! i found you!
roshan: Oh, hi cable.  We stopped looking for you.  Actually, we forgot you were in the story.
cable: *lip quivers as his eyes fill with tears* oh... *jumps off a cliff*

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 08, 2003, 09:39:55 PM

CW: Roshan you idiot, now you have to go get cable too!
Roshan: *writing* Uh-huh
CW: *kicks list out of Roshan's hand* NOW!
Roy: (Since when are you the commander?)
CW: None of you are from a world other than this Earth!
Roy: (Oh yeah? You can't even prove you're --)
CW: Thuefnefujkkk--. Dzdzdttt-ngaaagck! Brruendrrundddrn. Nienggck trsflgraagh nrbrkqus!
Roy: :-X
A passing unidentified mammal: Meowoof!
Roshen: That looks weird. YUM
A passing unidentified mammal: YOW!
CW: Hey Roshan, you got cable yet?
Roshan: *hanging upside down from cliff* ARRGH not yet...
Hot Shot: Transform and combine!
Roshan: ?
Hot Shot: *flies to where cable is falling and catches him, then brings him up to solid ground*
Roshan: ??
Hot Shot: *flies away*
Roshan: ????
CW: I wonder if Alexis was in there?
Roy: (Oh dear. I knew it would come to this.)
cable: hey CW, i've been thinking. if you're so powerful and stuff, why don't you just get rid of the u "f" o?
CW: Uhhh.... *runs*

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 09, 2003, 08:02:22 PM

Roy: (Ok, Steve, this is getting out of hand. You need to post here more often!)
Steve: Once a week isn't enough? Bah.
C. W.: No, it's not.
Steve: It is to me. So... shut up.
Roshan: What? You mean someone else got him? Ah, crap!
Steve: You aren't very good at anything when other people post, aren't you?
cable: i don't think he's good at anything when you post either.
Roshan: Shut up! All of you!
Steve (Obviously not listening): Can anyone here make that u with the dots over it (I know what it's called, but not how to spell that word. Umlat or something like that. I know for a fact that isn't right.) for me? I want to spell "Uber" correctly. I like that word. Rolls off your tongue. I can't type it though.
Roshan: Are you even listening?
Steve: And then I could talk in a fake German accent, you know, like "You ah not Uber! I vill sveep you of yo puny little feet!" That is gold.
Roy: (I seriously hope you don't talk like that for the rest of the story...)
Steve: Na. I likely won't do so again.

--------MEANHWILE--------

U "F" O: They aren't doing anything.
Gregor: At this rate, we'll actually finish this bloody plan before they get here.
T O G: Actually, I think they need to actually BE here to do Part 14...
Gregor: That's rubbish. I know they don't HAVE to be there...

--------MEANWHILE--------

See, cable, I haven't forgotten about you. Only temporarily. In fact, I forgot my Swimming locker combination for good about 1 day ago. Opened it in the morning, and twice a day for the last 3 months, and suddenly forgot it in the afternoon, and never recalled it. I can't remember a lot of things. Don't worry.
C. W.: Steve, it appears you've forgotten your name before that line too...
Steve: ... Shut up.
Roy: (Ah, your favorite line ever. The ellipsis followed by a calm "Shut up".)
Steve: ... Shut up.
Luigi: Hey, I got another line!
Steve: ... Shut up.

*sudden realization*

Apropos of nothing, we need to restore the randumbness that made the first two episodes funny.

And yes, I spelled it like that on purpose.

Roshan: Haha. "Randumbness". Good one.
Steve: I also like the made up word "Lojik". It's my way to say "Flawed logic". Ah well.

When will I stop coming up with bad puns?
Is the plot EVER going to go ANYWHERE?
Where were all the questions in my previous posts?

Steve: Oh, here they are! dklfhapghopaor??eiw?dopa?WPAFKA?TOkaldaeeeeeeeooa?WNFQuapqfjals?DLAEEOOOPASTTHOMaseeointleassaaaannceuupoddhiooerNESCCSLLRT??

It appears they got mixed up. How disappointing.

Find out next time on BORED 3 or whatever it's called.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 09, 2003, 11:58:13 PM

CW: Well, like I said on the first page, "make your posts as random as possible!"
Steve: ... Shut up.
CW: That didn't deserve a "shut up"! Oh yeah, and why did you say "you are not über"? "You are not over"? What is that supposed to mean?
Steve: ... Shu
cable: *runs over to steve and puts duct tape on steve's mouth*
CW: WOW! How did he do that??
Steve: *thinking* I thought this only happened to Roshan, not me.
CW: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Welt,
wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
brüderlich zusammenhält!
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
von der Etsch bis an den Belt:
/: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Welt! :/
Roy: (So ...what? You have to sing in every post now?)
CW: Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang
sollen in der Welt behalten
ihren alten schönen Klang,
uns zu edler Tat begeistern
unser ganzes Leben lang:
/: Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang! :/
Roshen: I'm hungry.
CW: Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
für das deutsche Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
sind des Glückes Unterpfand;
/: blüh' im Glanze dieses Glückes,
blühe, deutsches Vaterland. :/
Roshan: ENOUGH ALREADY!
cable: that was kinda cool
CW: God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us;
God save the Queen!
Roshan: I think he's bored.
CW: Impossible. I don't get bored. It's a true fact. I'm just weird.
MMM: No kidding. Hey, why am I in this post?
CW: Well, I needed another character and
Ghost of the Ghost of the Talking Monkey: I bet you weren't expecting to see me!
Roshan: Aw, crap. I bet I can't shoot you since you're a ghost.
Roshen: Gh-gh-gh-GHOST!!! *runs away*
Shaggy: Well he's easily frightened.
CW: Shaggy? I'm letting my mind wander too much here.
Fred Flintstone: Hiya fellas...
CW: AAAHHHH!!!
 *POOF*
CW: That's better.
cable: so are you going to sing anymore?
CW: God is playing marbles, with his planets and his stars, creating havoc through my life, with his influence on Mars...
Roshan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
---------MEANWHILE----------
Megatron: I'll gladly help you if you help me destroy Optimus Prime.
U "F" O: Hmm...
Gregor: There's that "Optimus Prime" again...
T O G: I say that's fine, as long as we get part 15 ready. Or is that part 17?
U "F" O: ...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
WHY DID STEVE SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT OVER?
WHY IS CW SINGING?
CW: I'm HAPPY, that's why! Got a problem, pinky?
WHY IS CW HAPPY?
CW: Because, my girlf... nevermind!!
WILL THERE BE ANYMORE QUESTIONS?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THIS HERE THINGY!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on January 10, 2003, 02:51:47 PM

cable: why does luigi always dissappear when i'm around you guys?
roshan: Well, you see, cable. You have a certain condition I like to call Ümak, or alt+0220 mak
cable: wha-*when all of a sudden a giant man-eating chinchilla drops out of the sky!* - look! it's a giant man-eating chinchilla, who dropped out of the sky!
roshan: It's clobberin' time!
cable: you can't say that
roshaN: Why not?
cable: it's got to be copyrighted © or something

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on January 10, 2003, 03:16:02 PM

[sorry for the double post]
roshan: by whom?
cable: the thing!
roshan: The what-now?
cable: the thing. you know. ben grim from the fantastic four
roshan: Oh, yeah. The Thing, Ben Grim... yeah...
*BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOM!
cw: quest-ce que c'est?!
roy:(from the looks of it, the chinchilla exploded)
roshEn: you know what that means?
roy: (that the chinchilla exploded?)
roshan: That we don't have to worry about fighting it?
cable: that we don't have to steal catch phrases? *dirty look at roshan*
roshEn: no, it means we have CHINCHILLA FOR SUPPER!
cw: alright! that's a delicacy where i come from!
*everyone starts eating it*

------meanwhile... back at the ranch..er, u"F"o hq-----
u"f"o: how did phase 12 go?
grego: the bloody man-consumin' chinchilla done and exploded 'imself.
u"f"o: of all the terrible henchmen...
gregor: i ain't no terrible 'enchmen. i'm the best 'ere is in chiresquire
u"f"o: but we're in -
gregor: i know where we are!  don't worry, phase 13 will go a lot bet'er
u"f"o: i'll believe it when i see it, you have proven yourself very useless lately
gregor: shoo. y'ain't gotta get all up in my grill 'bout it.
u"f"o: i jus' playan'
gregor: y'all play too much

meanwhile [hey! where are my --'s?]
roshan: ...and he was like "not me! why would you kill me?" and i was like "you told me to kill some one" and he was like-
cable: WE KNOW! you've told us that freakin' story so many times! besides, i was there! though i might have been dead at the time...

have i returned BORED to it's former randumbness?
probably not, but every little bit helps

i only double posted because my dad kicked me off the computer and i didn't feel like modifying my other post

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 10, 2003, 08:40:59 PM

Steve: Ok, "You are not over" is a VERY loose translation of "You suck". Or shall I say, you sück. Over as in above average, kind of.
C. W.: Are you going to put those over all your Us now?
Steve: ... Shüt üp.
Roshan: You mean I can't clobber anything? This sucks, or as you'd say, isn't "über". I think that's a dumb word, personally.
Steve: Nope, you just did NOT insult my favorite German word. Nope. I won't take this.
Roshan: So?
Steve: Über! Über! ÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜber...
Roy: (Are you done yet?)
Steve: ÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜber! Ü. ber.
cable: that's qüite enoügh.
Ghost of the gho... Meh, I'm too lazy to type it: You all are forgetting aboüt me! ... Ok, why are there dots over my u?
C. W.: Steve has "ümlat fever". Don't mind him.
Steve: Riiiiight. Hey, you can put them over Os too! And As! Hähähä! Yöü äre nöt über!
Roy: (Are you going to do that to every line?)
Steve: Hell no! I'm too lazy!

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: Crap! That bloody well didn't work either!
U "F" O: See? I TOLD YOU you couldn't possibly remove the lines around the MEANWHILE from EVERYONE's posting!
Steve: That sounds like a wager to me...
T O G: Why don't you just leave?
Steve: I don't feel like it. Well, maybe I do now. *leaves*

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: See? I stopped using umlats. Happy?

I don't have the questions. They're lost in that pile of letters. If you want to try and rearrange them, go ahead.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 10, 2003, 09:57:54 PM

CW: *reading FF comic book* GASP! Modulus is about to -- grggrugoeeuwww!
Roshan: What?
CW: Modulus separated the molecules in Sue's hand and Ben's skin... oh, incidentally, cable, that's Ben Grimm, not Grim. Thank you, that is all. I couldn't let that slip, since Fantastic Four® is the world's greatest comic magazineâ„¢! Not to mention being my fazovite comic mag.
Roshan: What's "fazovite"?
CW: It's me, trying to type "favorite", but my left hand was out of place by one key. Or something like that.
Roy: (This isn't very random.)
CW: Well exuuuuuuuse me! I'm better at satire than randumbness.
Roy: (Well then where's the satire?)
CW: I haven't found anything good to parody yet. Cable's the man you should talk to for randumbness. He's WAY better at it than me.
cable: suddenly, a tornado comes and picks us up and carries us to garlogomand!
and then we all got eaten by godzilla and he blew up and ate the chinchilla!
and then jimbo ate some pie!
and geieggrgnri was declared as the newest national holiday!
Frostbite: And then Poland was attacked by monkeys!
Mark Twain: Now son, I say that if man was meant to eat wings, he'd have flown the coop long ago!
CW: ... Hey Steve, was that Parakarry with your stack of letters just now?
----------MEANWHILE----------
U "F" O: I ... can't think of anything to say.

WILL THE U "F" O THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY?
WILL

... I can't think of any more questions.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/10/2003 8:00:55 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 11, 2003, 05:54:13 PM

Hey Cable!  I already knew about the new TMNT show.  It's gonna rock!

MangaMan:  Look, it's a newbie!  KICK THE NEWBIE! *kicks CW*

MamaMia Mario:  You're not allowed to kick the newbie!  *Boots MangaMan back to the moon*

MangaMan:  I touched a real boobie once!  Mwehehehehe *lands on the moon with a thud*

MMM:  Now we know how the Moon got it's craters....TO THE BAT MOBILE!  *Hops in Batmobile*

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Min-T on January 11, 2003, 05:55:53 PM

MMMMMFFFFF!!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 11, 2003, 06:07:58 PM

MMMario:  It appears I have forgotten that I locked Min-T in the trunk...

Steve: No, it was me who forgot.

MMM:  I see...*unlocks trunk and pulls out Min-T* TO THE BAT MOBILE! *jumps in Bat mobile with Steve and Min-T*

Steve:  Now what?

MMM:  We sing the theme song!  Doodoodoodoo, BATMAAAAAN!  BATMAAAAAAN!

Steve:  and his young ward, Dick Tracy.

MMM:  I could make SO many jokes right now....choices, choices...

------MEANWHILE....Dun dun duuuuun....----


MangaMan:  Look....it's cheese!

Man in the Moon:  I was a real man once!

MangaMan:  and now you aren't?

MITM:  No, I'm a girl.

MangaMan:  I'll be going now.  *Runs all the way around the Moon*

MITM:  Welcome back.

MangaMan:  Aaaaaah!! *runs around the moon again*

MITM:  Want some cheese?

MangaMan:  Thank you. *eats cheese and runs around the moon again*


-----Back on Terra----

Steve:  Can I impale it?

MMM:  I think it's still alive.

Steve:  Even better!

Roy:  It's.....moving.....eeew....

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 11, 2003, 10:43:26 PM

Steve: Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!!!! *poke*
Roshan: Ok, so WHAT exactly are you trying to impale here?
Steve: Hell if I know! *poke*

---------MEANWHILE---------

MangaMan: Ok, so I'm stuck here (for now) with this crazy freak. That's just nice.
MITM: Want more cheese? I have all kinds! I have swiss, American, Cheddar...
MM: Aaaaaaah!!! *runs*
MITM: Mozerella? Gouda? Muenster? Garganzola? Bleu? ... Are you listening?

---------MEANWHILE---------

C. W.: That's nice, Steve left.
cable: so what are we going to do now?
Steve: Erg, I'm back.
C. W.: You're never back.
Steve: *sarcasticly* I know what we can do! Let's play kick the newbie again! *evil grin*
C. W.: ... Shut up.
Steve: Ok, that's my line. Don't steal it. In fact, I'm trademarking it.
C. W.: You're a freak, you know that?
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢

Where is this going? Find out nex...

Roy: (Why didn't I get a line there?)
Steve: You just did. See?
Roy: (Oh.... riiiiight....)

Ok. Why is everyone obsessed with getting lines? Find out nex...

Luigi: I want a line too!
Roshen: How about me?

Steve: Forget it.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 12, 2003, 12:38:57 AM

Wow, that was a lot more randumbâ„¢ than in recent times! But who says I be a newbie? I have made at least 40 posts in the BORED topics alone!
Steve: *kick*
CW: *whips out... uhh... the P.A. System of Death!* AH hAHAAAA AAHHAAH!!
*everyone runs, screaming with their hands stuck on their ears*
Death: I was wondering where that went.
CW: *still talking in the P.A. System* NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING THIS BACK FROM ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Death: I'm still wondering how MamaMia Mario escaped from me.
MMM: AH HAha! You'll never know!
MM: Cheese! Must escape the ... CHEESE!!!!
Steve: *poke*
CW: Hey Steve, how'd you get here?
Steve: Hell if I know. *poke*
CW: I can't believe I typed that.
Roy: (What's my line?) *grin*
CW: *whap* *biff* *oof* BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN
BanaNanaNanaNanaNanaNana NA --
BAAATMMMAAANNN!!!! Hey, what's you guys's favorite Batman episode? I'd have a hard time picking mine.
*Death is still advancing on MMM*
*MangaMan is still running around the moon*
*cable is still ... somewhere*

WILL DEATH GET TO MMM?
HOW OLD IS MMM? IS HE TOO YOUNG TO DIE?
WHEN WILL MANGAMAN STOP RUNNING AROUND THE MOON?
MangaMan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
WHERE IS CABLE?

FIND OUT TOMORROW!
SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on January 14, 2003, 02:39:31 PM

cable: i'm right here, you lazy oaf
mmm: i come back! i fixy the story again!
cable: that you did, old friend, that you did
[hey mmm, wass your email addy? i made a TMNT quiz that i can send to you]

on the moon
mangaman: i wish i was in the land of cotto-
mitm: for the love of charlemagne! stop singing that! you only know one freaking line!
mangaman: *clears throat with annoyance* i wish i was in the land of cotton.... something.. something.. i wish i was in the land of cotton

earth
cable: hey, what's that in the sky?
roshan: It looks kinda like the moon is exploding
roshEn: it's raining CHEESE!!!! that's FOOD!!
cw: *reading F4 comic*
cable: whatcha readin?
cw: only my faZorite comic ever
cable: oh, i prefere DC comics, and the TMNT
cw: oh, maybe that's why you misspelled the thing's last name. i forgive you
cable: thanks, man

space... the final frontier
mangaman: hey! there's no oxyge-*suffocates*

earth... the...not so.. final frontier...
mmm: do you guys like adam west batman, or the animated series better?
cable: the animated series, definately
mmm: hey, cable, wanna go for a ride in my batmobile?
cable: sure!  move over steve!
steve: crap! and i was just getting to the good radio station
mmm: *drives away with cable and steve*
cw: hey! we can't get left behind!
roshan: then let's follow them! C'mon Roy!
roy: (hop on!)
*roshan, cw, and roshEn hop on*
roy: *flies very low to the ground, do to the emmence weight of roshEn*
mmm: look! a shooting star!
cable: make a wish!
steve: i wish that shooting star wasn't the falling body of mangaman
mangaman's body: *falls on batmobile*
mangaman: *GGAAAAAAAAASP!* finally! some air!
cable: hey, you were up there to long to still be alive
mmm: what happened up there anyway?
steve: well, the man in the moon commited suicide
mangaman: hey! i was just gonna say that!
steve: ...Shut up [tm.. i'm too lazy to figure out what makes the real symbol]. my omnipitence has to come in somewhere.

roshan: Can anybody see what's going on in the batmobile?
roshEn: do they have food?
roy: (you need to lay off of the snacking for a while, there, roshEn)
cw: i think on of my alien brethren has landed inside of it.

mmm: and then, i was like min-t, get in the freakin' trunk! and he was like-*tire comes loose and falls off*
cable: holy batwheel batman! the batmobile lost a wheel!
min-t: *hops out of the trunk*
mmm: and the min-t got away!
steve: no, you dolt! the joker got away
mmm: but min-T...
steve: forget him/her/it/that thing, we have to find the joker!

roshan: Roy, go back! you passed them up! The had to stop because a tire came off
roy: (sure thing, roshan)
roshEn: and hurry up, i'm hungry
roy: (hurry up?  sure, i'll just drop off some dead weigt) *drops roshEn*
roshan: Roy, that was mean.  I LIKE IT!
cw: roy! you passed them up agian! go back
roy: (i can't take anymore of this! i'm not made to carry more weight than roshan... and he's gained a few pounds..) *falls to the ground*


wow. that's probably the longest episode i've written, but i was having a good time.
i hope that does SOMETHING for the story.
if not, oh well
find out next time on.....
THIS SHOW!!

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 14, 2003, 10:58:42 PM

CW: Man, cable, you're good at this. Way better than me.
Robin: Holy lack of good dialogue, Batman!
RoshEn: Hey guys, what's the ocean doing up here?
CW: Oh great. MangaMan and his awful rendition of Dixie. The Man (girl?) in the Moon blew up and now the Earth's oceans are out of control!
Robin: Holy lack of gravity, Batman!
MMM: So which Batman do YOU like?
CW: Oh, Adam West, absolutely.
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot: Wanh Wanh Wanh
Steve: After him!
cable: that's not the joker
CW: Why, oh why does he have such a dumb name?
Steve: Hey!
CW: Not you, the Penguin!
Reed Richards: I'll help.
CW: Uh-oh. Crossover time.
The Invisible Woman, Human Torch and Thing: ...
CW: I must have boredom block. I can't write a good episode. Of course, I can't get bored, so that might have something to do with it...
cable: i shall use my telepathic powers to do ...something
CW: No, I have telepathic powers. *uses psychokinesis to put the wheel back on the Batmobile*
cable: well what do I have then?
CW: Uhh... cool socks? I don't know!
Scaz: Thought you could escape me, eh?
Roy: (Oh no.)
*suddenly, the U "F" O, Gregor and T O G appear behind Scaz*
U "F" O: Wondering when we would re-enter the story, weren't you? Waiting and hoping for us to come back!
Roshan: You must be insane. Hit it!
*the road flashes by as if in an Anime show, the same two animation frames over and over and over and over and...*
Roy: (You forgot me...)
RoshEn: Hiyo Roy boy, away!
*Roy doesn't move*
RoshEn: Dallas, we have a problem.
Roy: (...Shut up.â„¢)
Steve: Hey! You're stealing my trademark!
Roy: (Well I'm YOUR character, so what does it matter?)
Steve: Uhhh... *runs*â„¢
CW: You're completely insane.®
Steve: Well duh.

WILL THEY CATCH THE JOKER?
WILL THEY CATCH THE PENGUIN?
WILL MMM CATCH MIN-T?
WILL CW CATCH THE BASEBALL FLYING RIGHT TOWARDS HIS HEAD?
CW: *ball hits head but bounces off like rubber* I knew these genetic enhancements would come in handy!
WHAT ARE THE U "F" O, GREGOR, SCAZ AND T O G DOING HERE?
HAVE THEY ACTIVATED PART 17?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...
THIS NETWORK'S MOST WATCHED SHOW!
Roy: (That's sad. That's really sad.)

Robin: Holy Batman, Batman! Waitasecond... WHERE'S BATMAN?!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 15, 2003, 06:59:21 PM

My e-mail is MangaManXX@hotmail.com

MangaMan:  That's my e-mail, you foo'!  Now I know why I've been getting all that pr0n SPAM.

MMMario:  Mmmm, SPAM.

MMMario's Science teacher:  SPAM is pork!

MMM:  I thought it was.... beef.

Min-T:  Meef!
1
Steve:  Tastes like Chiken!

cable04:  It's skunkle!

MMan:  SPAM is not 1337, because you cannot eat it with Chopsticks.  Yes, I am a Japanese komikku!  Hiii-yaaaah!  Waaaaiii!    Hoo-daaaaa!

MMMario:  AND EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING!

MM:  THOSE CATS WERE FAST AS LIGHTINING!

MMMario:  IT WAS A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING!

MM:  THEY HAD EXPERT TIMING!

The Joker:  *schplunk*

MITM:  Gah....herk.....rotten....cheese......

Roy:  (He needs CPR!)

MMMario:  *Looks around*  Quick, Luigi, give him CPR!

Luigi:  *Pulls out a plunger and sticks it over MITM's mouth, and plunges out the ortten cheese*

MMMario:  Dude, isn't that plunger dirty?

Luigi:  Not really.  I've only plunged out about....3 crap filled toilets with it.  I'd say it's pretty clean.

The Joker:  ADAM WEST HAS A BEER BELLY!  MWEH HE HE HE!  HO HO HO!  HA HA HA!  WO HOOOO HOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE
HEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEHEHE
HEHEHEHE*coughhackweeze*heeheee*hackcoughweezecough*

WILL THE JOKER DIE OF HYPERVENTELLATION?
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
WILL THE PENGUIN GET AWAY, TO SMOKE A JOINT ANOTHER DAY?
WILL MMMARIO GET A GIRLFRIEND?
Find out later....on Jerry Sprin-er, bored MKIII GX

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 15, 2003, 08:27:38 PM

Steve (singing badly): I haven't posted here in almost a week and I don't care! Lalalalala!
MMM: So, is there finally going to be any confrontation?
Steve: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT! HAHAHAHAH---Ooooh, a rubber band!
Scaz: Just give them back, and I won't hurt you TOO BADLY....
U "F" O: See, we got sick of waiting for you guys, so we came here! End of problem!
T O G: It was really easier than we expected.
Gregor: And since you all dawdled, we bloody well prepared ourselves.... bloody well.
C. W.: Is that all you know how to say?
Gregor: Only when Steve is posting....
U "F" O: We've finally perfected our "secret" weapon. You guys really don't have much of a chance here.
Roy: (Errrr, Steve? What now?)
Steve: Shut up. (Not the trademarked one. No elipsis.) See the rubber band? It takes precedence over everything else right now. You guys are on your own.
Roshan: You have GOT to be kidding.
T O G: That about settles it. So long, suckers! *Is about to fire the secret weapon when suddenly all the major "good" characters are teleport to Tucson, Arizona... yet again.*

...

Roshan: Huh? What happened?
Roy: (Steve, I though you said the rubber band took precedence?)
Steve: It did. I lost it. *sniff*
C. W.: What's your problem? You're acting really odd today.
cable: yea, it's kind of odd to value a piece of rubber over your major characters in the story...
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: WHAT????? They got away again?????
U "F" O: GAH!
Gregor: Now what?
Scaz: I still want my parentheses back...
Steve: Well, you ain't getting them back. Not if I can help it, anyways. *evil grin*
Scaz: Ok, how did you get here?
Steve: ... *runs*â„¢

Now what will appen, now that everything is just as banal as ever?
And why am I the only one NOT capitalizing my teaser questions?
Find out next time on... this show!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 15, 2003, 09:03:56 PM

CW: You're completely insane.®
Steve: What now?
CW: I don't know HOW many times you've asked why you don't capitalize your teaser questions. It has to have been at least ... like, 2. CoSmiC WhEeLs
Roy: (Here we go again...)
CW: I never get tired of that song. I'm listening to it right now, in fact. *looks down* Hey, what's this?
Steve: My rubber band!
CW: Nah, this is MINE. *evil grin*
Steve: Should've trademarked that, too...
CW: Too late now!
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢
CW: You're completely insane.® Oh well, I found a paperclip! You can have your dumb rubber band.
--------MEANWHILE--------
U "F" O: I think they're ignoring us.
Megatron: Well, you're ignoring me!
T O G: Do you SEE Optimus Prime around here?
Megatron: You have a point there...
Gregor: You bloody well forgot me, bloody well...
--------MEANWHILE--------
Steve: Now let's see... five points for me, three for you.
CW: You cheated. That last one was mine.
cable: what are you guys doing?
CW: Playing Rock-Paperclip-Rubberband. Want to join? We need somebody on the rock.
cable: uhh...
--------MEANWHILE--------
Scaz: What'd you do with my wooden PEZ dispenser?
U "F" O: Look in that suitcase.
Gregor: Bloody well.
T O G: Want some popcorn?
Gregor: Bloody well.
Steve Doll: Gimme that popcorn!
Gregor: Bloo--
Dracula: I háve côme tu suck jour bluud!† Bla! Bla! Bla!
CW: You're completely insane.®

IS DRACULA COMPLETELY INSANE?
IS STEVE COMPLETELY INSANE? (duh)
WILL GREGOR EVER STOP SAYING "BLOODY WELL"?
Gregor: Bloody well.â„¢
Dracula: Hey Batman, let's chill, crash at my pad!
Robin: Holy bloodsucker, Batman!
Luigi: What's that? A Line?!?
CW: You people are all crazy. :-Þ

†I do not know if the accents shown would actually produce the proper sound.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on January 17, 2003, 11:12:17 AM

cable: i can't think of one thing to type
cw: uh...you just typed that
cable: oh.  i guess so, but i'm going to have to get back to you guys.  total brain drain or something.
roshEn: look! cw capitalized my E, too!
cable: awesome!
roshan: Good, now it doesn't look so freakin' much like mine.
mmm: so, cable, when are you going to email me that quiz thing?
cable: oh yeah! i guess i'll do that now.  i can't think of any story


SORRY FOR THE LAME EP TODAY!
MANY APOLOGIES.
THESE AREN'T TEASER Q'S, BUT THEY'RE STILL CAPITALIZED
cable: my socks are pretty cool, though ;D

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 17, 2003, 11:57:42 PM

CW: E dong bears! Nars reebold onfilud!
cable: ?no gniog s'tahw !yeh
Roshan: ...yteirav emos sdda siht ,lleW
CW: ?siht od ot em koot ti gnol woh wonk uoy oD
Roshan: .oN
CW: .rehtie erus ton m'I

?EMIT SIHT SNOITSEUQ RESAET ON EREHT EREW YHW
?TROHS OS EDOSIPE SIHT SAW YHW
?SKCOS LOOC EVAH ELBAC SEOD YHW
!!!EMIT TXEN TUO DNIF

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 18, 2003, 07:13:35 PM

Steve: Everyone else is making single paragraph episodes, why not me?
Roshan: ?yllamron gniklat uoy era yhw ,kO
Steve: Ok, I can't make any sense of this.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: The Backwards Ray worked... bloody well.
Steve: Ok, that thing is just annoying. *Destroys the Backwards Ray*
T O G: I thought you said you were neutral?
Steve: Yes, well, I am also lazy. I don't feel like typing backwrds. Too hard. Besides, I don't think it was affecting them anyways. They understood each other. *leaves*

I am too lazy to write anything else.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 18, 2003, 10:31:49 PM

U "F" O: Time to activate part 23!
Gregor: Right-O, old chap.
T O G: *pulls lever*
Gregor: That's "lever", not "lever".
T O G: How ludicrous. I didn't even SAY anything and here you are criticizing an unseen pronunciation difference!
U "F" O: *watching through screen* Hmm...
Scaz: Why are you looking through there? Our victims are a mere 300 feet away...
Gregor: You mean 100 metres, old bean.
Scaz: Greg, you are being REALLY annoying this episode!
U "F" O: Hmm... it doesn't appear to be affecting them.
--------MEANWHILE--------
CW: AWAY!
 Down the road
 Down the street
 On the highway
 Lies a Gnome
 And he says
 That ambulance smacked me one
 And now I can't get off my feet!
cable: what a stupid place to park
RoshEn: I smell donkeys!
Roy: (Where?!)
RoshEn: ...over there! *runs over to eat donkeys*
CW: This place is so big, a donkey couldn't run around the track.
Roshan: What's all this about donkeys all of a sudden?
CW: My brother was bored. Most of this is his material, except the poem about the gnome. I can ad lib great, but it's hard to ad lib in a text-only universe.
Roshan: Still, it's amazing what you can do with only text, ain't it?
CW: Isn't it though?
Min-T: I need a breathmint
MMM: *grabs Min-T by the ...hair? and puts her in Batmobile* Up, up, and below!
CW: How'd you even get ahold of the Batmobile in the first place?
MMM: Uhh... *drives Batmobile away at top speed*
--------MEANWHILE--------
U "F" O: The mind scrambler ray didn't even do anything against them!
Scaz: That's what happens when your mind is already scrambled...
--------MEANWHILE--------
CW: I can't think of any questions...

WHY CAN'T CW THINK OF ANY QUESTIONS?
IF HE CAN'T THINK OF ANY QUESTIONS, WHY DID HE ASK THAT LAST ONE, AND THIS ONE?
WILL THIS LOOP OF MINDLESS PHILOSOPHY NEVER END?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME... AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MISS THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 20, 2003, 10:37:01 AM

MangaMan:  DUUUDE!  What the crap is that?!

MamaMia Mario:  It looks like the stuff they put inside Stretch Armstrong.

MM:  Mmm...tastes like chiken.

Chik-fil-A Cow:  Eet moor chikin!  Saiv the Cowz!  

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 20, 2003, 10:14:43 PM

Stretch Armstrong... heh...

Stretch Armstong: How! My name is Penthar Mull!
MMM: I don't know. How?
CW: Redundant City, next stop...
FDR: I built the Hoover Dam!
Vacuum Salesman: I invented the Kirby games!
CW: Looks like we missed our stop... heh heh..
Vacuum Salesman's Boss: Get back to work!
Vacuum Salesman: What's my name?
Mr.T.: Get-on back to work, suckah!
Roshan: Want to buy an index card?
Stretch Armstrong: Who is eating me????
MangaMan: Uhh... *runs*
CW's mom: Time to do the dishes!
Roy: (Where's the plot?!?!)
CW's mom: Who's writing my dialogue?!?!?!?!
CW: Who's using all that unnecessary punctuation?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! >:-D
Captain Picard: Ahead one quarter impulse! Engage!
CW: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *poof*
Roshan: Some dream you were having there.
Stretch Armstrong: Get this maniac off me!!!
MM: YUMMMMMMMM
RoshEn: Gimme some o' that!
Cookie Monster: COOKIE
--------MEANWHILE--------
Jimbo: *sitting in restaurant* Gimme a cup o' Joe.
Joe: Lemme outta this cup! AAHHH!!
Jimbo: Gimme half a cup o' tea, then.
*half a cup of tea arrives, then spills out due to lack of half the cup*
Jimbo: Isn't that dumb.
--------MEANWHILE--------
Plungerman: You've forgotten all about ME!!!
--------MEANWHILE--------
Gregor: That hallucinatory drug from part 76 seems to be working...

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLOT?
WHERE IS JIMBO?
WHAT IS THE U "F" O TEAM'S NEXT DIABOLICAL MOVE???????
UNNECESSARY PUNCTUATION?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/20/2003 10:41:50 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 21, 2003, 09:10:31 PM

Steve: I haven't posted in a week again. At least my characters aren't dead, unlike last time I did that. Well... not last time, but a few other times...
Roy: (Actually, that was only 3 days...)
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢
Roshan: there's way too many new characters
Steve: They aren't NEW. They come from somewhere else, they merely haven't appeared in the story yet.
Roshan: Whatever.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: Steve's avatar on TUNMB is really making me dizzy. (http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/krazymonkey5/seizure3.gif)
U "F" O: Ok, why are you THERE, anyway?
Gregor: I want to see if there's anything about anyone there.
Steve: Don't waste your time. It never caught on there.
T O G: You're STILL HERE????????
Steve: I never left. *leaves*
U "F" O: Huh???? Something isn't right here...

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: I never left.... *evil laugh* Riiiiiight...

---------MEANWHILE---------

George: HAHAHA! I finally beat 1-3!
Steve: ... Just give up now.

---------MEANWHILE---------

???: What? There is no meanwhile.
Steve: Yes there is!
???: No there isn't!
Steve: Yes!

...

Ok, who ARE you anyways?

???: Let's just say that by the time you find out, it'll be too late.

Steve: Actually, I already know. See, I am the omniscient 3rd person narrator.

???: And it's already too late. *evil grin*

Who is the ??? guy?
And if Steve knows, why isn't he telling us?
Is it really too late?
???: Yep.
Steve: Nope. I don't think so, anyways...
???: Oh, it is.
Steve: Who's the narrator here? Me or you? Any I say it isn't.

Ahem. What happened to all those other people from C. W.'s post?

And why AREN'T these teaser questions in caps?

Steve: Because .... err.... Ummmm...

...

*runs*â„¢

Find out next time on... BORED III (With all those letters)

???: YES IT IS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Steve: Nope.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 22, 2003, 01:04:15 AM

That was some classic BORED gobbledygook, Steve! I congratulate you!

CW: I know who ??? is! But my mind can't pierce the fog! AUGHH!!!
???: I told you it was too late.
CW: No you didn't!
???: Yes I did.
CW: No, you told Steve. Steve! Not me!
???: Whoops, my bad.
Vacuum Salesman: *tries to vacuum ???*
???: ???
CW: Ah ha! I know who you are, ???! You're That One Guy!!!
???: I am, eh?
*???, ???, ???, and ??? emerge from the shadows*
The 5 ???s: We could form a rock group with a name like that!
CW: So how do you pronounce ???, anyway?
RoshEn: It's very difficult. You have to put your tongue behind your left elbow and frown, while at the same time bending over a bag of popcorn, then force air through your epiglottis, and sneeze.
CW: So who asked you, anyway?
--------MEANWHILE--------
Gregor: The hallucenogen seems to have worn off. But don't fret, old boy, because I've got a bloody good replacement... bloody good.
U "F" O: Then hurry up about it.
T O G: Who is that ??? guy?
U "F" O: It was a dark and stormy night. A band of gorillas was sittin' around a campfire, and the leader said to his first mate, "Tell us a story."
T O G: That doesn't explain much.
--------MEANWHILE--------
CW: Geno was called ??? for a while... Hey Steve, you been playing SMRPG again?
cable: I'm bored.
Roshan: Well, that's the whole point, right?
CW: It was a dark and stormy night. A band of gorillas was sittin' around a campfire, and the leader said to his first mate, "Tell us a story." And the first mate said, 'It was a dark and stormy night. A band of gorillas was sittin' around a campfire, and the leader said to his first mate, "Tell us a story." So the first mate said,' "It was a dark and stormy night. A band of gorillas was sittin' around a campfire, and the leader said to his first mate, 'Tell us a story.' so the first mate said...
Roy: (I've had ENOUGH!) *smacks CW*
CW: Oh yeah? Well *throws rotten cheeseburgers at Roy*
???: Good. Everything is going as planned.
CW: Oh yeah? Well I just beat SFA on my second file!
Roshan: Who cares?
CW: ...Me? ...... .. ... DUH! Of course, me!
???: It is too late.

IS IT TOO LATE???
HOW *~*DO*~* YOU PRONOUNCE ??? ANYWAY???
WHO THE HECK IS THAT ??? GUY???
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS???
George: Oh, don't mind me... I enjoy having NOTHING to do...
Plungerman: Hmph.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on January 24, 2003, 03:09:12 PM

cable: hmm... it would appear that laziness is boredom's worst enemy
cw: i couldn't agree with you more
cable: you don't even know what i'm talking about do you?
???: MWA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA AH!
roshan: You messed up on that 5th and 9th "HA"s
???: oh... thanks... MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
roshan: That's better
cable: man, i'm lazy today. but i have to post SOMETHING so this story can get back toward the top of the thread list
cw: thread list?
cable:...uh... don't worry about it
cw: that's very suspicious
---------meanwhile---/---
gregor: what's wrong wif that bloody line? it's going the wrong bloody way
u"F"o: don't worry about it
gregor: that's bloody suspicous
u"F"o: don't you have something to show me?
gregor: yes! it's phase 237 in your plan to kill those bloody guys
u"F"o: oooooooooh!
gregor: it's already in effect, i 'ired this mysterious [and annonymous] guy to infiltrate the .... other guys.
u"F"o: wait... you don't know who he is?
gregor: nope
u"F"o: then how do you know if he's on OUR side?
gregor:...oh... 'at's a good point... bloody good

--------meanwhile----/----
cable: *stares at ??? for 10 minutes*
roshan: Any luck?
cable: nope. i still can't tell who he is
roshan: BLAST!
???: ha ha! my mysterious fog of mystery has blinded your friend cable.  OH! NICE SOCKS!
cable: why thank you
cw: hey! i was the first to notice his nice socks... but i can't quite pinpoint what makes them so awesome...
cable: maybe i should put my shoes back on so people will stop bugging me about my socks
kevin: hey, nice socks!
charlie: hey! nice socks!
the pope: hey, nice socks!
robin: holy nice socks, cable!
batman: hurry up, robin. the joker and the penguin are getting away!!!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
only you can decide
WHO IS ??? ?
only you can decide
WILL THEY FIGURE OUT JUST WHAT IS SO COOL ABOUT CABLE'S SOCKS?
only you can decide
WHY IS EVERY OTHER LINE only you can decide?
only you can deci-
roshan: SHUT UP, FOR DENNIS QUAID'S SAKE!



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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 25, 2003, 10:12:01 PM

Dennis Quaid: Thank you, Roshan! You saved my career!
--------MEANWHILE----/---
Boredom: I shall vanquish thee!
Laziness: Not on your life, buster!
Boredom: Curse thy name! Thy game is over!
Laziness: How would you know??
only you can decide
--------MEANWHILE----/---
???: It's too late. Hahaha gah ha gahaa!
CW: AH HA! *puts mirror dome over ???*
???: ...Wha--? Who am I?
CW: The mirror thingies reflected his fog back to him and made him forget everything too!
Batman: Brilliant work, son!
Robin: Holy photographic memory!
CW: What?!
Batman: To the Batmobile!
*doodley-diddley-dee*
--------MEANWHILE----/---
Gregor: What part of the bloody plan were we on?
T O G: The Bloody Plan, eh? Sounds good...
U "F" O: Move out, men!
Scaz: To where?
U "F" O: Tuscon, of course!
--------MEANWHILE----/---
Laziness: You're going down, bub.
Boredom: Thee thou shall hast thine!

WHO WILL WIN? BOREDOM OR LAZINESS?
only you can decide
WHICH IS BETTER? THE SUN OR CHEESE?
only you can decide
WHAT DO THESE QUESTIONS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
only you can ...go to sleep

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 26, 2003, 04:15:13 PM

Steve: Another week, another week of neglecting this thread. Ah well...
Roy: (It's only been 5 days though...)
Steve: Right, but when I make a GOOD add-on, unlike this one, it WILL be a week.

Why did this add-on suck so badly?

Find out next time, when I post.... next time!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 26, 2003, 09:53:15 PM

cable: i still have MMM's plaque! i wish he would brush his teeth!!
Roshan: And to think I hung a plague on the first BORED topic...
Roy: (A plague? That's hilarious.)
CW: We have surpassed the post count of BORED-MKII GT! Another meaningless milestone!
cable: i can't think of anything to write.
CW: That's my line!
Peter Tork: I'm sorry
CW: Wrong show!
--------MEANWHILE----/---
U "F" O: So what happened to the dark and mysterious guy of mystery?
Gregor: Oh, that bloomin' idiot came an' put a dome over 'im!
U "F" O: So....
--------MEANWHILE----/---
CW: I gotta sing another song or I'll go ... more insane than I already am!
RoshEn: NOOO!!!
CW: Reasoned verse, some prose or rhyme
Lose themselves in other times
And waiting hopes cast cast silent spells
That speak in clouded clues.
It cannot be a part of me,
For now it's part of you!
Roy: (More?)
CW: Careful plays on fields
That seem to vanish when they're in between
And softly as I walk away
In freshly tattered shoes.
It cannot be a part of me
For now it's part of you.

Sunshine, ragtime
Blowing in the breeze.
Midnight, looks right
Standing more at ease.

Silhouettes and figures stay
Close to what he had to say
And one more time the faded dream
Is saddened by the news.
It cannot be a part of me
For now it's part of you.
Rather sad, isn't it?
--------MEANWHILE----/---
T O G: Approaching Tuscon, sir!
U "F" O: Good, good. *clicks Ruby Slippers*
Scaz: Where'd you get THOSE?

WHERE DID U "F" O GET THE RUBY SLIPPERS?
WHY DID THEY CHANGE THEM FROM SILVER SHOES TO RUBY SLIPPERS IN THE FIRST PLACE?
WHY DID COLONEL JIMMY PARKER EAT A BAG OF PURPLE NICKELS?
AM I MAKING ANY SENSE AT ALL?
NO!o!o!o!o!!!o!o FOFDBFDIBDOBNDBIDFDIBNFK!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaHHAaAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/26/2003 8:02:06 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on January 28, 2003, 02:54:09 PM

cable: it's a good thing that ???'s fog had some mind poison in it, and it wasn't just a shroud to hide in...
chup: yes it is.
roshEn: oh, wait! that's not a mirror dome! that's a bio-dome!
pauly shore: did some one say "bio-dome"?!
roshan: *kills pauly shore* take that! you big disgrace of a man!
audience: *cheers*
cable: since when do we have an audience?
chup: didn't you know this is an ampatheatre play?
cable: ooh... that explains a lot
roy: (not really...)

-----------meanWhile--------
gregor: why do our bloody "meanwhile"s always have to be so bloody weird in cable's posts?
u"F"o: in who's what?
gregor: ...nothing...
u"F"o: that sounds very suspicious... so how's phase 362 going?
gregor: well...
-------meanwhiLe---=----
cable: AAAH! someone stole my shoes!
chup: now we'll all be distracted by your-
roshan: NICE SOCKS!

[no teaser questions pour aujourd'hui]

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 28, 2003, 11:58:25 PM

CW: I'll pull a cable and say I can't think of anything to say.
Glass Man: I am Glass Man. I can see right through you.
CW: You're not the only person who can do that trick...
Glass Man: AAAHH!
----:---MEANwHILE---->-->
*at "Arrowhead Pointe" -->*
Scaz: Hmm... I could use him for an interesting mannequin in my shop!
U "F" O: We ain't even over in Nippon anymore!
Gregor: Why the dickens do you sound like King DeDeDe, old boy?
CW: I've been watching too much Kirby, that's why!
T O G: GET OUT!!
-------!MEANWHILE----]---
CW: I think there are glitches in our MEANWHILE alert system.
Audience: WOW! Look at those COOL SOCKS!!
cable: aaahh!!

*suddenly...*

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on January 29, 2003, 08:16:04 PM

Steve: I haven't posted again in a while! HAHAHA.

----.-.0a0-wa=MeaNwhIlE===-=we0q=-rk

Steve: Ok, this is a bit, annoying.

That's it?? No more?

Steve: I have been uncreative the last week or so...

And suddenly, something happened! Unlike in this post...

Steve: ... Shu---

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 29, 2003, 08:38:52 PM

-(((*^%#MEANwhiLE+++=_:/?
CW: Well, this is really annoying...
cable: i know what you
----><&&MEanwHIlE?//\}{]=
Gregor: Part 256 is working jolly well!
U "F" O: Jolly good. Jolly, jolly good... AAAHHH!! I've been hanging around Greg way too much...
T O G: So whatev
:'\}-)(^MEanWhiLE)($$^#()!
CW: I can't keep writing like this! The fabric of space-time is dissentigrating!
cable: no, that's your shorts.
CW: AAHHH!!! *runs around in flames*
MMM: Man, where did those flames come from?
MM: The Moon!
MitM: I'm gonna get you one o' these days...
Luigi: *runs*
Mario: Wow, Luigi got a line, and he didn't even say anything.
MM: Hee hee hee... *slams rock into Mario*
Mario: Unnhhh... *transforms like Optimus Prime into CitrusMan*
CM: That was odd! I don't remember anything since about a month ago!
--------MEANWHILE--------
Gregor: Part 256 seems to have run into a bit of a sticky wicket, what?
Megatron: There! Did you see that? It was Optimus Prime!
U "F" O: No, that was Mario, turning into CitrusMan.
Scaz: CitrusMan's really MARIO? We can use this information for blackmail!
CW: Dude, we already know that he's Mario.
Scaz: Oh DANG!
Gregor: I got it working again...
8*74$^%~mEanwhILe//-9&$#%
Jimbo: Hey, guys! I'm back!
RoshEn: Got any pizza?
Jimbo: ...Uhh...
CW: Hmm. I can't think of any teaser questions...

WHY CAN'T CW THINK OF ANY TEASER QUESTIONS?
it seems we have run out of announcer

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on February 03, 2003, 03:12:40 PM

cable: boy is this thread ever popular!
chup: you're telling me.
cable: yeah...*rolls eyes*
chup: *sigh* *rolls eyes*
roshan: *rolls eyes*
roy: (would you stop?!)
cable: fine. we're done.  it's too bad i didn't post yesterday, i was waaaaaay out in left feild the whole day, man.  i could have thought of some crazy stuff.
roshan: You still can, just TYPE!
cable: type?
roshan: Uh... Just...Do stuff!
cable: O-KAY!!!!
----meanwhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii3349888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888error error error error error error 785le---
gregor: get ready, old shoe, 'ere comes part 367 in me ol' plan of mine.  bloody good!
----meanwhile----*
roshEn: wassat?!
roshan: I smell....*sniff sniff* waaaaaaaaaaaaarr!!
*20 evil looking bad dudes come running over the hill*
cable: how can you have war with *counts* 26 guys and a yoshi?
luigi: hey, count me in too, buddy.
optimus: i'll help out as long as i can, too.
cable: hey, thanks guys
chup: i've never fought before!
batman: we can help too, old chums
robin: yeah, we caught penguin, joker, and min-t
mmm: great! come here, min-T
MitM: i'll help too.
the pope: i abhore violence
cable: oh, man.  but wait! look at these...
the pope: oooh! nice socks! i'm on your side, 'til death doth strike me down!
roshan: That's great! This guy will live forever. He's already been shot once, he can survive anything

WILL THE SIDES EVER BE EVEN?
IF SO, WILL THEY EVER FIGHT?
IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GIVE A GOOD ADD-ON TO, INSANE STEVE!?--oops! i forgot, you have no ! on this board

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on February 03, 2003, 07:31:12 PM

Steve: Oh boy, time to actually TRY.
Roshan: As if THAT will ever happen... *rolls eyes*
Roy: (Will you stop that??)
Steve: You're just jealous because your eyes are too big and oblong-shaped to roll.
Roy: (Big? Huh?)
Steve: *sigh* How do I explain this... Well... let's just say that I have to worry about my eye getting poked out, whereas you must worry about your eye getting punched out...
Roy: (Just shut up about the huge eyes.)
Steve: No! It's fun!

The war is about to commence. Who will win?

Find out next time o----

Roshan: This is stupid. Steve, your add-ons have been total crap as of recent.

Steve: Hey, you want me to finish the war and have you made into a bloody, quivering mass, or you want someone else to start it, or for me to finish it in another post, and have you have a far better chance of survival?

Well?

What will happen now? Find out on---

BORED-MKIII GX!!!!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 03, 2003, 11:49:46 PM

cable is the undisputed master of BORED. Some people may dispute it anyway...
(There. I fixed it.)
Roy: *rolls eyes*
cable: eww, a rolling eye.
*eye rolls into the 20 evil dudes and blows up like a grenade*
Roy: (Eye can't see!)
CW: Jack can't kick!
RoshEn: Jack can't cook!
CW: Oh, Jack can't cook so Jack can't kick?
Roshan: Jack Kent Cook!
RoshEn: OHH!
CW: Funny. Same thing happened to my aunt who runs the family bookstore.
Roshan: Who's Jack Kent Cook?
++++=+++M3@NWH!13????>>>>
U "F" O: That's 1337!
CW: What the heck IS 1337, anyways?
Gregor: Rather spiffing, what?
T O G: Spiffing. Hah.
<<<<????31!HWN@3M+++=++++
*the 20 evil dudes come closer!*
*the eye de-explodes and rolls back onto Roy's head*
cable: what are we going to do about it?
CW: No kidding.
Roy: (This is weird!)
CW: A place where rivers run backwards... cold air rises... we live in a giant hollow sphere, instead of a planet...
Roshan: Reverse dimension, what?
CW: We've been transported into a reverse dimension!
Roshan: What happened?
RoshEn: What's going on? I'm hungry!

WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE ARE OPTIMUS AND THE POPE?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
ON
BORED-
MKIII
GX!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/4/2003 7:01:47 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on February 04, 2003, 03:34:33 PM

Steve: God, you still suck at this. Everyone knows you aren't supposed to capitalize cable's name... And although he may be the champion, he isn't UNDISPUTED. See? *disputes*

Roshan: This is starting to remind me of a bad game of Space invaders.
Steve: Wait, I gotta make a call.

*Dials a number of a cell phone*

"Hello, you have reached the offices of *recorded voice* The Pope *End voice*. If you would like to report a miracle, press 1.

Roy: (I could USE a miracle...)

If you would like to speak to *Recorded voice* The Pope *End voice*, press 2.

Steve: Cool! *Presses 2*
Phone: I'm sorry but *Recorded voice* The Pope *End voice* is not in right now. Have a nice day! *BEEP*

Steve: See, I told you, the Pope isn't here!
RoshEn: Are we just gonna sit here? I'm hungry!

Steve: Yes... *Sudden realization*

Hey! I figured out what I could do to become the undisputed champion of BORED! Do another one of those stupid gimmick episodes, you know, like the one where I counted all the sentences I used!

...

I'll do that next time. Maybe. If I'm not lazy.

---------][\/][ E /=\][\][][/\][][-][][][_E---------

U "F" O: Go ahead. TRY to read that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Why didn't I cover the impending war?
Do I care?

Find out next time on ... Batman!

...

I mean BORED! Heh heh heh

Steve: Ok, you're fired.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 04, 2003, 07:11:19 PM

MamaMia Mario:  I finally got a life... but do I control it, or does it control me?  *dun dun dunnnnn*  NOOO!!  THE LIFE!  IT'S SUCKING ME IIIIIIN!!!!

MangaMan:  Quick!  We need help fast!  We need.....THE POPE!  *dials tha number of the pope, but accidently gets Pizza Hut*  HEY!  What do you want on your tombstone, I mean, pizza!

MMM:  ACH....THE LIFE....SUCKING....sucking.....help....

cable:  I want ham!

Roshan:  I want jam!

RoshEn:  I want peas!

C.W.: and no anchovies!

*copyright some TMNT book I read*

MangaMan:  Ok....ham...jam...peas....no anchovies....yes....mm-hmm....delivery....yes....mmm...hmm.... 16.75?!!  You mean I have to PAY?  Well screw you, homeboy.  *hangs up*

MMM:  *plays LIFE with his life*  Now I need a girlfriend.... *conspires with his life*

Life:  omfg [wtd]?!!1 u r saying impudence to m3!!!!that is impudence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















*ph33r the empty space*

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 04, 2003, 09:29:30 PM

Steve: I wonder where the Pope is.
The Pope: You couldn't reach me because I'm right here.
Roshan: Never thought of that.
CW: I still don't understand 1337speak...
<^>-<^>-W3VHMNTI3--^^=+-Q
U "F" O: I r0x0rz! Ph33r m3!
CW: We should have him talk like that all the time.
U "F" O: j00 d00 n0t r0x0rz
CW: I don't think I'm doing this right. MUAHHAAHA
Gregor: So that's where part 274¾ went... bloody thing...
+-+-+_+)<\/>/=/>\/>>/3<=4($^@!++-
Life: http://www.engrish.com/containers/image/purelife2.jpg
MMM: NOOOOOO!!! *chokehackcough*
Pizza Hut guy: Who ordered the pizza?
CW: Which pizza would that be? The one I didn't order?
Pizza Hut guy: Uhh...
Jimbo: Hey! Long time no see!
Boss: I have you now!
Pizza Hut guy and Jimbo: OH NO!
Jimbo: You work for him too?
Roshan: Is this war EVER going to happen?
Ghost of the Ghost of the Talking Monkey: Not bloody likely!
CW: Too bad I can't think of any original material...
Roshan: I'm going to Wal*Mart. Gotta get me some new sneakers.
CW: You have drill shoes. Why do you need sneakers?
Roshan: Uhh... okay, I'm going to get... Fritos!
Roy: (I suppose you'll be using me to get there...)
*Roshan tries to go to Wal*Mart... but instead ends up in Death Valley.*
_%*#*@&$@)MEAUIE#(#RO@___@)$&@
CW: In that case, I'm coming along!
RoshEn: Me too.
CW: Hey, where'd he go?
RoshEn: *tries to get to Wal*Mart, but ends up at Pizza Hut* OOh, I'll take a medium sausageoni with peas!
4396704646469464648464036740946944@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
CW: Humans... AHAHAHHAHhahahaAHAAHAHAAhAHAHHA

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/5/2003 6:09:58 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 09, 2003, 11:44:38 PM

Roshan: Water... water!
Roy: (We are the MASTERS of wandering around lost.)

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on February 10, 2003, 03:17:39 PM

cable: i'll do this tomorrow. i don't have time today
chup: okay... just let us all die in the desert
roshEn: have you any food?
roshan: don't look at ME like that!
cable: seriously, i don't have the time today
*disputes that i'm the guy*

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on February 10, 2003, 07:44:46 PM

Steve: Yep, the masters. *evil grin*
Roy: (It's so obvious why, too. You guys never post here, and never tell us where we are, and what the hell are we supposed to be doing? That's right, wandering around lost.)
Roshan: Ok, I'm hungry.
Roy: (I'm not, that odd....)

Steve: I think those appetite suppressant pills are relapsing...

Roy: (You have got to be kid---) *collapses*

Steve: I'll do better next time. Seriously.

...

...


...

(Yea, right.)

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 11, 2003, 01:36:19 AM

The forum has been too slow for me to do anything good here today. I'm way too tired to even try to think of anything. I shall now demonstrate: ...*plonk* ZZZZZZzzzZZzzZZzZZ

Roshan: Oh, that's great. He's asleep, cable has no time, and Steve is just plain lazy. We'll die out here in the middle of nowhere.
Roy: (This is Death Valley.)
Roshan: Fine, we'll die in the middle of Death Valley.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on February 11, 2003, 03:44:29 PM

cable: i always wanted to die in death valley. i just thought it would be kinda ...ironic, mayhap? *dies*
mmm: OH NO! cable died! i can't believe one of the major characters just killed himself off half way through the season!
roshan: He killed himself off in the beginning of the first season, too.
chup: didn't YOU bring him back then, MMM?
mmm: oh yeah... i DID! guys, we gotta find the seven z balls of magesty and power
roy: (the what?)
mmm: it's a dragon ball z [anime] thing
roy: (oooh... right..right)
roshEn: or we could just...EAT him...
everyone: hmmm...*evil grins*
min-t: we HAVE been stuck in the desert to starve...
roshEn: maybe we should ease our suffering a little...
mmm: are you çRåZy?! we gotta find the ballz and bring him back to life!
roshan: yeah, we can't just eat a fellow human
chup: i'm not even human and i think it's gross

---meanwhile---
u"F"o: what are you doing here, anyway?
TOG: uh... standing here?
u"F"o: you seem pretty useless to me. at least gregor helps strategize.
tog: i can help!
u"F"o: and i know just the way you can do it...*evil grin* you can be my STRESS reliever...
tog: y-yes...sir
gregor: part 536 has failed bloody good.
u"F"o: that one guy, come here!
tog: you called?
u"F"o: *kills TOG* ahh... so much better
ghost of that one guy: hey! i thought you'd just beat me or something, not kill me!
u"F"o: well maybe if your plan failed five hundred and thirty-six freakin' times you'd want to kill a man too
GoTOG: good point...
gregor: actually, one of them is dead. bloody dead. well, he didn't bleed, 'e just kind of keeled over
u"F"o: hmmm... good...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
WHY DID I KILL 2 PEOPLE?
AM I THAT MURDEROUS TODAY?
OR DO I JUST LIKE THE PLOT TWIST WITH CABLE'S DEATH, AND THE WAY GOTOG LOOKS?
I'D SAY THE SECOND ONE!
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
THAT'S GOOD THAT YOU AGREE WITH ME!
ISN'T IT?
OF COURSE!
DO SOME OTHER STUFF NEXT TIME ON *this guy dies too*

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 12, 2003, 12:20:38 AM

CW: Well, this is weird, eh, cable?
cable: i thought i was dead
CW: Nah, it's like one of those TV shows where nothing that happened in the previous episode has any effect on the next episode.
cable: oh that's just great, everything i did gone to waste...
Black Yoshi: AAAAGHHH *dies*
cable: well, it wasn't a total loss.
)$&@@$*@NWSBQGUKW#*^@_%*^
T O G: HA! I'm alive again!
Ghost of T O G: That's what YOU think, buddy!
T O G: AAH! A ghost!
Gregor: Bloomin' nightmare.
U "F" O: OOH! THAT MAKES ME MAD... *goes into cardiac arrest*
Scaz: He's had a heart attack!
Evil Roshan: He might die. *evil grin*
T O G: Haven't seen you in a while, punk.
Evil Roshan: Punk, eh? I haven't been around because of ...personal business.
@)&@^&@(MEANWHIL3___#*&#%
Death: That lousy clone cheated me out of my pie plate... he'll pay for sure.
---$8762MGEHIWHL4====+===
CW: Well, that takes care of that. Now what should I do...?
All the "good" guys: AAAAAAAHHH!!!
*all are sucked into a sand vortex and whisked off to... who knows where!*

WHERE WERE THE GUYS WHISKED OFF TO?
WHERE HAS EVIL ROSHAN BEEN? (DUH)
WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE U "F" O?

FIND OUT IN OUR NEXT HEART-STOPPING (NO KIDDING), PULSE-POUNDING EPISODE!!!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/11/2003 10:28:00 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on February 17, 2003, 10:28:24 AM

Electrician: Hey, I finally got this MEANWHILE sign back up! About time...

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: Ah, yes, my first meaningful post here in 2 weeks.
Roshan: Where the hell are we?
Steve: Uhhhhhh... *Hits the back button* ... *Hits the foreward button* You WERE in Death Valley, now you're in "who knows where".
Roy: (Like always, eh?)
Steve: Ah, you must be in Canada.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: Blast! They fixed it!
Steve: I liked Blast!. I saw it a while back...
U "F" O: Get o--- Ah, forget it.
Evil Roshan: Ok, now exactly what are we doing? I haven't been here in quite a while.
C. W.: Of course not! *evil grin*
T O G: Oh, great, now they're both here. I think that's why we can never kill them, they come here with some idiotic, wit---
Steve: I'm NOT dumb.
T O G: Right. Anyways, some witty comment, and when they go back they go and tell eveyone what's going on, and they avoid it.
Steve: Actually, I'm not supposed to be in the same room as him... *leaves*

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: Ok, so where are we again?
Steve: Well, it appears you're not in Canada anymore.
Roy: (This really doesn't make any sense. One minute we're in some made up, imaginary place, now we're more than likely in the Northern U.S.? I don't get it.)
Steve: You aren't supposed to...

Why did so few of the characters get lines?
Steve: Grr... I'll make up for that in the next post. I promise.
What is the evil group's new plan?
C. W.: *listening intently*
T O G: Don't ... say ... anything.

Are there any other questions?
Steve: Obviously not.

Find out nex---

Steve: We already found out.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 18, 2003, 12:13:35 AM

Locutus: I am Locutus, standing on the hill...
Steve: What?
CW: You wouldn't understand. Something I made up many years ago, and I don't even remember what it was about.
Locutus: I am Locutus, standing on the hill...

--------MEANWHILE--------

U "F" O: He's finally gone.
T O G: Now, we can discuss our plan...
CW: What's that you were saying?
U "F" O: I give up.
Unidentified figure on viewscreen: I'm waiting for you to pep up.
Gregor: What in the bloody 'el?
UFOV: PEP UP!
CW: I don't understand any of this.

--------MEANWHILE--------

cable: what's going on?
CW: Some dude wants the evil group to "pep up".
cable: weird.. where are we again?
CW: From the looks of it, I'd say Greenland, Russia, or the West Northeast.
Roy: (Well, given the history of this thing, we're probably in the West Northeast.)
Roshan: You're probably right...
RoshEn: So what kind of food is there here?
CW: Secret code, mostly.
cable: i can't figure any of this out.
CW: I seem to be using the most indirect grammar possible, most of the time.

--------MEANWHILE--------

Evil Roshan: So what are we doing again?
UFOV: PEP UP!!!

WHAT IS PEP UP?
WHAT IS THE EVIL GROUP DOING?
WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS FIGURE ON THE VIEWSCREEN?
CW: This plot just gets more and more confusing.
WHY DOES THIS PLOT GET MORE CONFUSING?

FIND OUT TOMORROW, NEXT WEEK, THE MONTH AFTER THIS ONE, NEXT YEAR, A DECADE FROM NOW, OR WHENEVER SOMEBODY GETS POSTING HERE AGAIN!!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on February 28, 2003, 04:14:10 PM

-----eleven days later----
cable: boy is it ever 11 days later
chup: i'm sure glad you aren't dead, cable
cable: me too. i don't know what came over me before
roshan: *sniff sniff* we're in russia
cable: whoa! how can you tell that?
roshan: i can smell the vadka
cable: oh, look. there's leningrad
chup: so wait, not only are we in russia, but we're back in time!
cable: did i say LENINgrad? i meant STALINgrad
chup: oh... right..right...
roy: (this is my first line in this episode because i couldn't remember my name before)
roshEn: i HATE when that happens...
roshan: ROY! look there!
roy: (oh no! it can't be!)
roshan: but it is
cable: what is it?
roshan: not WHAT, but WHO
cable: okay.. so WHO is it?
roy: (only roshan's life long rival...willard of prague)
cable: oh. look at that ugly shirt he's wearing
roshan: it looks new. i'm going to go spill something on it
*roshan walks up to willard of prague*
roshan: *caustically* i like your shirt, willard
willard: thanks, it's new...ROSHAN! i haven't seen you in... a while!
roshan: so, it IS new *looks around and see's a guy walking by with a glass of red wine* *takes glass*
guy walking by with a glass of red wine: hey! that's the glass of red wine i was walking by with!
roshan: *spills wine all over willard's shirt*
willard: you...worthless piece of monkey-lovin' snot blowin' camel haired two timin' snaggle toothed low down no good larry bird look-alike itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot panty wearin' walrus smellin' water melon head!  i'll get you for this! roshan: shut your face, willard
willard:*runs away crying*
roshan: HA!
cable: wow. i've never heard such insulting...
roy: (you should have heard them in high-school...)
chup: that reminds me...
roshEn: about what?
chup: that NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENED IN THIS POST!
cable: oh well

OH YEAH! NOTHING HAPPENED IN THIS POST.
AND WHAT DID HAPPEN WAS SOMEWHAT INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE MY FRIEND AND I ARE MAKING.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TIME? ANYTHING?
WILL SOMEONE POST SOONER THAN IN 11 DAYS?

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 28, 2003, 09:29:18 PM

Wow, I was wondering if anyone would post here again. That was an amazing episode. So incredibly randumb.
Roshan: So? Get on with it already!
CW: I fear the monkey in your soul.
Roshan: *looking exceptionally creeped out* O... K... then... *runs*
Willard: I must hatch a plan to defeat the evil Roshan.
Roshan: Hey, I'm not evil... *evil grin*
--------MEANWHILE--------
Evil Roshan: Oh no! That dummy Willard is hatching a plan to defeat me!
UFOV: PEP UP
--------MEANWHILE--------
Steve: I think I'll have a Black Russian.
Dark-skinned man who lives in Russia: *smacksdown Steve* Watch your mouth.
Steve: Ugh... why am I in physical form...? Ooh...
CW: They do things very strange in Barrytown.
Roy: (You're using pretzel logic.)
CW: Yes, I have. Listened to that album three times already since yesterday afternoon. *walks around whistling "Through With Buzz"*
cable: let's go visit the kremlin!
CW: Sure, whatever. ...He takes all my money... y'know I'm through with Buzz... yes I'm through with Buzz...
RoshEn: Is there a restaurant or something around here? Like a dumpster? Or a grease recepticle? I'm hungry.
MMM: Dude, you are GROSS.
CW: He's not very funny... yes I'm through with Buzz...
Roshan: For once, I'm hungry too.
CW: I remember when he stole my girl... drug her all around the world... but I'm cool, yes I'm alright, 'cept when I'm in my room and it's late at night...

WILL THEY FIND A RESTAURANT?
WHAT IS WILLARD PLANNING?
DOES HE REALIZE THAT THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO ROSHANS?
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CW AND HIS SINGING??
CW: Maybe he's a fairy... yeah I'm through with Buzz... Through with Buzz... oh yeah... uh huh... all right...

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on March 01, 2003, 09:37:53 PM

Steve: Yep. That's what happens when you can't think of anything at all. You don't post for 2 weeks.

...

And I'm still the omniscient 3rd person narrator. Thus, I can't be hit by some Russian, at least not in this story. *Kicks C. W.* --- Kick the Newbie!
C. W.: I'm not really a newbie anymore...
Steve: Yea, but cable and I have been here since BORED I.
C. W.: I can fix this...

Everyone is transported somehow into another story.

C. W.: See, you aren't in this story anymore. *Kicks Steve*
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢

*Everyone is sent back to BORED III.*

Roshan: Steve, what the hell is wrong with you... you haven't posted in weeks, and I'm hungry.
Roy: (Funny, I'm not...) *faints*

They all spy an all-you-can-eat buffet.

RoshEn: Yep. I've already won.
Roshan: Won what?
RoshEn: Eating contest. See, my main competition is unconscious over there. See?

RoshEn points to where Roy had collapsed, but he isn't there anymore.

cable: now what? i wanted to eat something.
Roshan: Now that's just great. I bet Steve doesn't even know where he is.
Steve: You moron. He's already in the Buffet ... Yep, and there goes everything.
Roshan: I though he said he WASN'T hungry.
Roy: (I wasn't.) *BURP*
RoshEn: That's nice. Now what the hell am I supposed to eat?
C. W.: Here... have this ... 3 month old Twinkie.

---------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: Wow.... that took forever to get to us.
T O G: Steve isn't a lazy bum today. Wow.
Steve: Heh, I have to make up for those last 2 months somehow... *leaves. Maybe.*

Willard: ... He spilled wine on my SHIRT!
Gregor: Who in the bloody hell is that?
T O G: That's Willard. I knew him from high school. Anyways, I think the wine may have made an IMPROVEMENT... *snickers*
Willard: Why does everyone hate my shirt?

...

Steve: Wait! Hold on. That reminds me: How the hell does Roy know what Roshan did in high school? Roy wasn't even alive when Roshan was in high school.
cable: now how was i supposed to know that?
Steve: ... Did I ever say anything about that...? Hmmmmm...

... 134(/< -/-0 -/-3h 5-/-0/2y!!!!!!!!11111111111

U "F" O: 0h, d34/2, /-/3'5 u51/\/G 1337...
Steve: Not anymore. This is taking too long. *maybe leaves*
U "F" O: ... It is a really, really ugly shirt...
Willard: Ok! I'll change the shirt! *leaves*
UFOV: Pep up! You are not über unless you PEP UP!!!

C.W.: Oh, that's great, he's back to this "über" phase...

Gregor: That guy is becoming a bit of a sticky wicket, old queue.
Steve: Old queue? What the hell... that's pretty pointless... I think now's a good time to stop.

What the hell got into Steve in this episode? He actually tried!
Steve: Uh-oh. You're referring to yourself in the 3rd person again...

...

Now the 2nd person. That's just nice. I think I should stop.
Is Steve back to the über phase?
How did Roy know about what Roshan was like in high school?
Did Roy magange to eat the restaurant out of business?
Roy: (Yep, see the sign?) *Takes out a notebook and notches a tally onto a page written in some writing I can't read... maybe due to it being in his native language, maybe do to the fact that Roy has 4 fingers on a hand and thus can't write to begin with.
Steve: My handwriting's less legible.
Roy: (Wanna bet?)
Who has the less legible handwriting? The imaginary character of an imaginary race, or the crazy guy that made this character?

Should I shut up?

All (In unison) YES!!!
UFOV: PEP UP!

What does "Pep up" mean?

Find out the answers to few if any of these semi-riveting questions on the next loquacious episode of BORED-MKIII GX!!!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 01, 2003, 11:43:45 PM

I can't think of much to write, so this episode won't be very loquacious...
Roshan: What is UP with that?
CW: What?
Roshan: The ... the ... preface at the beginning of every one of your episodes?
CW: Uhh... *kicks Roshan*

--------/\/\34/\/\/\//-/!13--------
U "F" O: 4/-/ /-/4 /-/4 /-/4!!!
Willard: Will this ever end?
U "F" O: /\/07 /3100dy 1!/<31y!
Willard: Why the heck am I hanging with the evil group anyway? I wanna go back to Prague.
T O G: And why do I know Willard?! I thought it was Roshan, not me. I'm Rock, remember?
Evil Roshan: *pounds Rick's head with fist* That's RICK, dolt.
T O G: Rick, not Dolt. Can't you keep anything straight?
Mega Man: *teleports in* . . . *shoots T O G repeatedly with plasma cannon* . . . *teleports out*
--------MEANWHILE--------
Roy: (If that's an All You Can Eat buffet, I'm going back to eat more.)
Kirby: YUM! *inhales all the food at the buffet*
Roy: I thought I ate all of the food last episode.
CW: Fast delivery service, I suppose.
*truck reading "Chupsville Catering Service" lifts off into space*
CW: Oh yeah, and my handwriting is even less legible, I bet.

IS CW'S HANDWRITING THE LEAST LEGIBLE?
IS WILLARD REALLY A MEMBER OF THE EVIL GROUP?

WHY WERE THERE ONLY TWO QUESTIONS THIS TIME?
WHY -- ... RGMO

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on March 02, 2003, 03:07:59 PM

"Roy: I thought I ate all of the food last episode."

Steve: You forgot the parentheses. Or did Roy suddenly learn how to speak perfect English? *sarcastic grin* And what does RGMO mean, anyways? Ah well.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roy: (That's nice. You ate all the food!)
Kirby: ... Meh.
Roy: (I'm still semi-hungry!)
Kirby: So?
Roy: (I'll eat you...)
Kirby: Try it, punk.

They both try to eat each other, and somehow they both consume each other at exactly the same time, ripping a hole in the space time continuum.

All: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

And they all fall into this large, expanding hole.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: let me explain. Rick, you know Roshan AND Willard from high school. I think that bump on the head messed up your memory.
T O G: What bump?
Steve: This one! *Almost hits T O G, then realises he isn't in the story, so instead has a large brick hit him.*
T O G: Ag...
Willard: Does this place get Comedy Central?

---------MEANWHILE---------

The group fall into a large black hole. Eventually, they stop falling, and land in an area that is all black.

Roshan: Ok, now where exactly are we?
Steve: You appear to be in a large hole in the space-time continuum.
Roshan: And how do we get out?
Steve: Well, first we gotta undo the problem.

...

And it's done.

Roy: (What was THAT?!?!?!?)
Kirby: ... This story's too weird. *leaves*

Steve: Now... I don't know WHAT to do. *leaves*

---------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: What the hell---?
T O G: Wow, that big hole is gonna eat the castle. Amazing.
Gregor: It appears to be... ah, quite. It's a hole in the space-time continuum.

*The hole stops expanding due to the fact that the problem was fixed*

Willard: ... It stopped.
T O G: So? *Pushes Willard into the hole* Hahahahahaha!

Why didn't C. W. or cable get any lines in that last episode?
Why did the U "F" O stop talking in 1337?
How did Roy manage to say a perfectly good English sentence?
What will become of everyone in the Space-time continuum hole?
And what exactly DOES RGMO mean?

Find out the answers to questions other than these on the next unbanal episode of BORED MKIII GX!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 02, 2003, 11:44:55 PM

Roy: I thought I ate all of the food last episode.
Steve: Hey!
Roy: (What? That's the one thing I can say in English!)
Steve: Suuuurrrre...
CW: Of course! *cheezy grin* Oh yeah, and the reason you got punched by Willard is because I put you into tangible form because I am a space-time altering being from the twenty-fourth dimension!
RoshEn: And a lousy cook.
CW: True, true... Hey! Leggo my Prégo!
*RoshEn is busily devouring a jar of spaghetti sauce, glass, lid and all.*
RoshEn: ARRNYUM YAUM YUMM ARGHH GRRNYUM
All: AHH! *they fall through a plot hole*
cable: what in the name of helen keller is this?
CW: A wet pelican walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.
cable: what???
CW: In layman's terms, we fell through a plot hole created by the inconsistencies let slip in the last few episodes written by me. Or, we could be in London.

ARE THEY IN LONDON?
ARE THEY IN A PLOT HOLE?
WHY DIDN'T WE VISIT THE EVIL GROUP IN THIS EPISODE?
WHY DOES CW KEEP TYPING EMPSIDE WHEN HE MEANS TO TYPE EPISODE AND THEN FIXES IT?
WHY DIDN'T THE PEOPLE WHO HAD NO DIALOGUE HAVE ANY DIALOGUE IN THIS EPISODE?

FIND OUT! IN THE NEXT EXCITING, SEMI-LOQUACIOUS, NON-BANAL, MEGA-DEMENTED EPISODE OF
BOORRREEEEDDDDD-MKKIII GXX!!!

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on March 03, 2003, 03:37:34 PM

cable: hey roshan! cw taught roy a new english phrase!
roshan: oh no...
roy: i hear the montey in yer sowe
chup: NO! i FEAR the monKey in yOUr soUL!
roy: (gimme a freakin' break, man. you're lucky i even knew that willard was roshan's worst enemy, not because i was alive back then, but because i'm roshan's confidante)
roshan: oh yeah! THAT'S why you knew. there had to be some good reason
cable: see, i told you
roshan: okay, cable. i'll never doubt you again
cable: thanks, roshan. you're more understanding than my DAD ever was *hurt look at roshEn*
roshEn: jeeez, son. i thought i cleared this up. i was never there for you because you were a mistake
cable: oh yeah. that's right. *sarcasstically* thanks for fixing the hurt dad
roshEn: no problem, son
cable: you know what?...whatever, dad
willard: so, roshan. you thought you could outsmart me by having an evil clone, did you?
roshan: well... i was hoping...
willard: well you hoped wrong! me and evil roshan are best buddies now. we even have a secret handshake. look
*evil roshan and willard do a rediculous secret handshake*
roshan: HEY! that's the exact handshake you and i had before the falling out!
willard: oh, i know.  i know
roshan: how could you?! now i hate you even more!
chup: *dreamy-like*i wish i had a relationship with another character, then we could be arguing too...

meanwhile-I
u"F"o: *hacks up a hair-ball that says "leet" on it* oh, man that feels better!
gregor: oh... and i was just going to suggest these bloody laxitives...
TOG: no one was my friend in high school...

THAT'S ALL

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 04, 2003, 02:02:53 AM

GAH, man, you're great at this.

CW: Man, I'm tired.

. . .

. . .

. . .

Roshan: ...THAT'S IT?! Nothing more to this post??!!!?!
CW: I told you I was tired.

--------MEANWHILE--------
Willard: AAH!! What's THAT?
*strange ghostlike thing emerges from Evil Roshan*
Ghost of the Ghost of the Talking Monkey: GrooOOOoooOOoOOoOOooOoOOO
Evil Roshan: *glkggkg*
THe REst OF THe EVil GRoup: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CW: ...I knew there was a monkey in SOMEbody's soul around here...

TO BE CONTINUED

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on March 10, 2003, 03:32:57 PM

cable: whoa. that sure was creepy.

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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 11, 2003, 12:21:01 AM

CW: Indeed. But this is even creepier!!

Ghost of the ghost of the talking monkey: OooOoo0ooo0oooOOoOOo0oOO00

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Watoad on March 22, 2003, 01:56:36 AM

I posted in BORED!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on March 22, 2003, 03:59:32 PM

Yes, you did. *rolls eyes*

And laziness strikes the writers yet again.

Steve: If I've proved one thing from the BORED series, it's that the only thing that can conquer boredom is laziness.

All: ...Shut up.â„¢

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 22, 2003, 10:53:39 PM

I've got no new material to work with, Steve...

Wow. I never thought I'd see Watoad post here. Well.

Anyway, if someone else will say something, I'll do something, at least.



Roshan: At least we aren't sitting in a moat this time...

Steve: Shut up.â„¢

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on March 23, 2003, 07:32:37 PM

Ahhh!! The insanity of it all!! I cannot take it!! I must post!
Roy:(Hey! Who is this goof?)

Roshen: He looks tasty!!

???: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is @#$^%, but seeing as this looks like a cartoon curse word, call me Dave! HA! Now you have more to work with! Pitty to you!! Bwa ha ha!!

All:......

I''m so lazy, I hired someone to sit around and do nothing for me!!

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/23/2003 5:34:22 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 24, 2003, 12:12:51 AM

Wow. More people on BORED. Cool!

CW: Well, I've decided that since no one remembers the last episode, we'll go to Afghanistan. Then we can head to Iraq from there.
All: WHY IN THE HE-
CW: I dunno, I just figured it'd be fun. We could go to Japanistan instead.
Roshan: You've been sitting there writing for too long.
CW: Wait! I know! Let's go to Sozyeroldmanistan!
cable: OOh, let's go!
Dave: Can I come?
CW: Ehh, sure, why not.

No teaser questions this time!

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on March 24, 2003, 03:25:40 PM

cable: whoa... it's been so long since i posted... and NOTHING has happened.
chupp: we're on our way to jkalanifanistan
cable: RIGHT!
*all ride the ferry to inhalianowastastan*
chup: here we are, in trumanagostan.
cable: hmm... i thought it'd be more... deserty
roshEn: i thought it would be more desserty!
roshan: are you ever NOT hungry?
hungarian: did someone say hungary? i'm happy harry holdwell the hungarian.
roshan: no. you mis-heard me... i said GO AWAY!
hungarian: *mumbles and walks away*
cable: i just remembered, it doesn't matter if this story no longer has a plot... it never did!
mmm: oh yeah! i haven't posted in a long while either, though
cable: i just felt spring fever and thought i should put some of that energy in to "randumness" and post it here
roy:(what are you two talking about with this "posting"?)
cable&mmm: *with emphasized hand motions* forget about it
roy: (hmm...)
roshan: look over yonder!
dave: what is it?
roshan: it's a gigantic angry camel! and he's headed this way!
gac: AAAAAAARGH! I'M SO GIGANTIC AND ANGRY AND A CAMEL! WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
chup: i'm chupperson weird
cable: i'm cable
roshan: i'm roshan
roshEn: i'm roshEn
roy: (i'm roy)
mmm: i'm mamma mia mario
min-t: i'm min-t
pope: i'm pope pius III
dave: i'm a cartoon swear
mitm: i'm the man in the moon
lugi: i'm-
gac: I'M SO ANGRY THAT I DON'T CARE TO HEAR THE ANSWER TO MY OWN QUESTION *runs away*
cable: that was close. i almost thought luigi was going to get a full line
all: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
tomcruise: did someone say mission impossible trilogy?
roshan: GO AWAY! *sprays him with giddy-up 409*
cable: whoa! where'd you get that?
roshan: i stole it from that guy with the mustache. he says it gets the grease out
cable: oooooooooh!
tomcruise: *dies*
chup:*burries the body* *whistles*
creep: *digs the body out and takes it off camera**whistles*
meanwhile
u"F"o: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
gregor: what the bloody douglas is it now?
u"F"o: a gigantic angry camel! and he's headed right for us
tog: maybe he'll be my friend
gac: AAAAARG! I'M SO ANGRY I HATE YOU ALL! ESPECIALLY YOU *points at tog* *runs away*
u"F"o: well... that wasn't too bad...
tog: even camels hate me
meanwhile
cable: *yawn*
chup: what's that for?
cable: i'm getting kind of tired. i need something exciting to happen
all: *see something coming* GASP!

FIN.

nah... i'm still bored. i'll keep going
roshan: it's just that stupid camel again
gac: I'M SO ANGRY AND GIGANTIC..  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY CAMEL SELF, SO I JUST KEEP RUNNING AROUND!
creep: *jumps on camel and rides it into the sunset*
chup: i haven't sung anything in a while *clears throat*
roshan: hey! let's keep it that way
chup: *dirty look at roshan*
cable: eew! i stepped in... rotting pineapple
roshEn: that's still food! *eats it*
cable: AAAAH! my leg! my leg! leggo my leggo, man! aaaah!
roshEn: sorry, i get kinda carried away when i'm eating
cable: oh, man... my shoes...
roy: (you can always buy new ones)
cable: hey good idea! let's go buy me some new shoes!

WHAT KIND OF SHOES WILL CABLE GET?
HOPEFULLY NOT ANYTHING EXPENSIVE... OR CHEAP
WILL DAVE EVER POST AGAIN?
WILL ANYONE EVER POST AGAIN?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.. your favorite show



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Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on March 24, 2003, 04:11:46 PM

Hey I posted on BORED too!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on March 24, 2003, 05:49:00 PM

Dave: I wouldn't try going to wal-mart if I were you. At least don't take Roshan with youse.
Roshan: Whats that s'posed to mean?!
Dave: Jeez, I was just joking. Go with cable if you want.
Roshan: I don't have to take orders from you!
Dave: Yes you do!!
Roshan: No!!
Dave: Yes!!
Roshan: No!!
Dave: No!!
Roshan: Yes!!
Dave: Ok, have it your way.
Roshan: I am gonna do what you say and thats final!!!!
Dave: Fine. You'll be my lacky.
Roshan: Yeah, I'll be yo- DOH!
Dave: Ha! Ha! Ha! H* Roshen eats rest of laughter*
Roshen: Mmm... Laughter-y.
Steve: Shut up.

WILL CABLE EVER GET SOME NEW SHOES?
WILL ROSHEN EVER STOP EATING WHAT PEOPLE SAY?
WILL-*Roshen eats rest of question*
Find out next time on Bored-MKIII GX!!!

I''m so lazy, I hired someone to sit around and do nothing for me!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on March 24, 2003, 05:49:32 PM

Dave: Oops. Double post.
Roshen: Can I eat it?
Dave: No.
Roshen: Want something to eat?
Dave: Watcha got?
Roshen: Uhhh.. Lets see.. I got about 37 cents, some pocket lint, and a rubber band!
Dave: Any food?
Roshen: What are you talking about?
Dave: Sigh.....

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/24/2003 3:56:44 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on March 24, 2003, 05:50:10 PM

Dave: Hmmm.. a triple post.
Roshen: Can I please eat this one?
Dave: Very well.
Roshen: *Eats rest of po-

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/24/2003 3:59:48 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on March 24, 2003, 08:13:58 PM

Dave: Hmmmm... I'll try to gather the shattered remnants of what was a semi-plot. Roshan, weren't you looking for the Roshan Comics?
Roshan: The who with the what now?
Roy: (The Roshan comics you dolt!)
cable: are we ever gonna get me some new shoes?
Dave: Oh yeah, we were, weren't we?
*Everyone heads to Wal-Mart, but ends up at a cheesey rip-off, Door-Mart.*
Dave- This is the... Place?
cable- hmmm... this doesn't seem right...
WHY DO THINGS NOT SEEM RIGHT?
WHAT IS IN DOOR-MART?
WHY AM I ASKING YOU THESE QUESTIONS?
Find out next time on whatever this topic is called..

Dave: Wait! I'm not done!!
WHY IS DAVE NOT DONE?
Dave: Ok, stop that.
WHY SHOULD I?
Dave: 'Cause it's getting on my nerves!
WHY SHOULD THAT CONCERN...-WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN- ARRRrrrgh!
Dave: Thats better.
Roshan: Why am I following you guys? Shouldn't I be looking for those comics?
All: The who with the what now?
Roshan: Arrgh... I'm surrounded by idiots.
Steve: Shut up.
Dave: Hey! Only Roshen is an idiot. Speaking of which, where is that idiot?
*All spy Roshen eating the concrete from the parking lot.*
CW: Stop that! *Sprays Roshen with squirt bottle*
Roy: (Why'd you stop him? I think its funny when he eats wierd things.)
Roshen: *looks at CW*
CW: What are you looking at?
Dave: Cool! Where'd you get that squirt bottle!?
CW: I dunno. I kinda found it in my back pocket. Hey! Stoppit! *Kicks Roshen away from his ankles.* STOP THAT NOW!! *squirts him again*
Roshen: Sorry...

Dave: WILL THESE BUMBLING BUFFOONS EVER INTER DOOR-MART?
Who knows.
WHY AM I ASKING THE QUESTIONS?
Cause I knocked the other guy out.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON....
BOERED-MKIII GX!!
Say, what does "MK" stand for?
WHAT DOES "MK" STAND FOR?



I'm not lazy! I'm just... uhh...

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/24/2003 6:18:18 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on March 24, 2003, 09:13:35 PM

Steve: Hahaha! I'll let all these BORED newbies continue the story while I sit back and enjoy a nice Pina Colada. *evil grin*
Roshan: I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Steve: Why the hell not? *slurp*
Roshan: All these newbies will mess up the plot to the point where this story will make less sense than it does now! I mean, I almost have to be bossed around by some Dave that was just introduced yesterday!
Steve: Meh, I'm not in the story. *slurp*
Roshan: ... Shut up.â„¢

--15 Minutes Later--

Steve: Man, that was a good Pina Colada.

Roy: (Ack!) *Spits blood*
Steve: Ok, what the hell happened here?
Roy: (These new authors, they keep----)*collapses*
Steve: Ok, I've heard enough.

--15 Minutes Later--

Roshan: And you had BETTER not do that to us EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Ok, ok, ok geez.... just shut up already!

---------MEANWHILE---------

C. W.: "Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"

Steve: Ok, that's enough of that.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: I think, ah yes! I do belive... There's newbies!
U "F" O: What's so special about that?
Gregor: NEWBIES! They're so bloody easy to take advantage of!
T O G: He's right, ya know!
Willard: Am I still here?

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: So, what are we doing again?
cable: we're going to wal-mart to buy me new shoes.
Roy: (This sounds like fun...) *rolls his freakishly large eyes*
C.W.: Perhaps I can liven it up with a song...
All: No, that's quite all right.
RoshEn: I never thought concrete could be so ... delicious!
Roy: (Shut up, I'll still destroy you in an eating contest.)
RoshEn: Wanna bet?
Roy: (Let's go, punk!)

And they all went to an eating place to see who really was better at eating.

cable: what about my shoes *sniff*

---------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: What are we trying to do again?
Gregor: I bloody well don't know.
T O G: I don't think they do either.
Steve: I don't think I do either... *leaves*

Who will win the eating contest?
What will become of cable's new shoes?
What IS the evil group trying to do, anyways?
What is going on with all the new people posting in here?

Steve: Yay! Kick the newbie! *Kicks Dairy King*

What happened to the camel? Or the ghost of that monkey? Or all the other 43 forgotten characters of this story?

Find out sometime in the next thousand years on:

BORED MKIII-GX!!!!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2003, 12:03:39 AM

CW: *pops neck*

Roy: (Will you stop doing that?)

CW: *pops knuckles*

Roy: (Dude, quit that.)

CW: *pops back*

Roy: (ARRGHH! You're creepin' me out, mister!)

CW: *pops toes*

Roy: (...) *runs away*

Harry: Help.

CW: No.

Harry: wHy not?

CW: ...

cable: i'm goin to door-mart...hey waitasecond

Roshen: We're going to Wal*Mart.

CW: To get new shoes? Don't get new socks... the ones you have are so cool...

cable: OH NO! MY SOCKS!

The Pope: Oh... no...

cable: roshEn! give me back my socks!

RoshEn: *pukes up socks*

CW: Gross...

cable: oh no! what will i do

Roshan: You could buy new socks...

--------MEANWHILE--------

*RoshEn and Roy are at Salad Shackâ„¢, a newly opened restaurant, smack in the middle of
Afghanijapanisozyeroldmanijkalanifaniinhalianowastatrumanagostan*

Scaz: Here you go, fellas.

*in back room*

U "F" O: Ahh, to be back in my home country again.

TOG: You think this plan'll work?

GAC: No.

U "F" O & TOG: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

--------MEANWHILE--------

Steve: *slurp*

cable: well, i looked all over this store and the only shoes i can find are

CW: Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend

Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a

Transistor and a large sum of money to--

RoshEn: *eats the rest of the song*

Toad: Look! A Chain Chomp!

RoshEn: *eats the Chain Chomp*

Dave: The who with the what now?

--------MEANWHILE---------

*RoshEn and Roy are in a cement-eating contest*

cable: how is roshEn at wal-mart and the salad place at the same time???

CW: The magic of plot holes, or better yet, a story with no plot, like this one!

RoshEn: OOO! Magic plot holes! YUM!

CW: Maybe I should get some new shoes too, these food shoes are kinda worn out...

RoshEn: - - -

CW: Don't even start.



HOW IS ROSHEN IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE?

SHOULDN'T THE CHAIN CHOMP HAVE EATEN ROSHEN?

WHY ARE ALL THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT ROSHEN?

WHERE ARE THE OTHER 43 FORGOTTEN CHARACTERS OF THIS STORY?


FIND OUT NEXT TIME... ON

MY FAVORITE SHOW!



BORED
MKIII-GX

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on March 25, 2003, 03:53:35 PM

cable: boy does that mk ever stand for mushroom kingdom...
chup: what?
cable: forget about it (big italian hand gestures again)
roshan: those are the DUMBEST shoes i've ever seen, cable
cable: but all door*mart had were barbie shoes
roshEn: you could just go barefoot like me
cable: or you could give me some freakin money, DAD, so i could buy some descent shoes!
roshEn: or ... you could go barefoot like me
cable: why do i even try with you?
roshEn: i hope someday you'll learn a lesson, son
roshan: hey guys, i'll see you later, i have to go do some stuff
cable: what kind of stuff?
roshan: just some STUFF. okay?
cable: okay. i guess
*roshan exits on roy*
chup: that jerk
cable: i know, roshan wouldn't tell us where he was going
chup: no, i meant roy, he didn't even *sob* say goodbye
cable: *pats cw on back* it's okay, man. let it out
dave: the who with the what in the where with the why when?
mean-while
roy: (so, what are we doing?)
roshan: i have to see a guy about a thing
roy: (hmmm...)
me-anwhile
chup:*choked in tears* WHY?! why wouldn't he say *sob* goodbye!?
cable: *to dave* what a nut-job
dave: he's not as bad as that roshEn...
cable: hey! he may not love me or ever be there for me, but he's still my dad! *kicks the newbie* whoa! that IS fun!
meanwh-ile
roshan: *knocking on a door* you there?
voicebehinddoor: who is it?
roshan: roshan
vbd: what do you want?
meanwhil-e
u"F"o: i forgot what we were talking about the last time we met
gregor: it doesn't bloody matter
thomas: what the?
tog: who are you?
gac: AAH! I'M SO ANGRY I HATE THAT THOMAS GUY ALREADY!
willard: hmm.. i guess i AM still in this...
thomas: i just wanted to use the john
u"F"o: it's over there *points to edge of cliff*
thomas: oh, thanks. *walks off cliff* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
u"F"o: i never get tired of that
gregor: but 'ats the first bloody time you've done 'at
u"F"o: oh.. maybe that's why i'm not tired of it
m-ea-nw-i-le
cable: so.... how many places can you pop, chupp?
chup: let's start with places i CAN'T pop...
dave: *picking a flower pedals off* she loves me... she loves me not... she loves me... she loves me not... she...LOVES ME!
girl: i love you, dave!
dave: i love you too!
cable&chup: awwwwww...
cable:*wakes up* what the? man!.. even in MY dreams i don't get the girl? atleast i have these aweXome barbie shoes...

WHAT'S ROSHAN DOING?
WHY WAS THAT THE SHORTEST PART OF THIS EPISODE, BUT POSSIBLY THE ONLY MEANINGFUL ONE?
WHY DOES CHUPPERSON WEIRD CARE SO MUCH ABOUT ROY?
WHY DIDN'T ROY SAY GOODBYE?
WHY DIDN'T CHUP START HIS LAST POST WITH A STATEMENT LIKE ALL OF HIS OTHER ONES?
WHO WILL BE THE NEXT TO REPLY?
WILL DAVE KEEP POSTING IN THIS?
OR WILL WE KILL OFF HIS CHARACTER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE? *kicks the newbie*
WHY IS THAT SO FUN?
WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT SOONER?
IS THIS EPISODE LONG ENOUGH? I KNOW MY LAST ONE WAS REALLY LONG, SO THIS IS PROBABLY REALLY SHORT COMPARITIVELY
OH WELL
--BORED cable

_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on March 25, 2003, 04:36:57 PM

*Zero (The one from Megaman X, X2, X3...) appears riding a yoshi*

Roshen: *eats Zero's yoshi* Mmmmmmm yoshi.
Zero: Ahhhhhhhh you ate my yoshi!! Why! Why!
Roshen: It looked tasty. Oh well. *continues eating concrete*
*Sigma appears*
Sigma: I will destroy you Zero!!!
Zero: No you won't
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Roshan: No you won't!!
Zero: Yes you will!! Hey wait a minute...
Sigma: See, I will MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WILL SIGMA DESTROY ZERO?
WHY DID I STARTED POSTING HERE?
DOESN'T MK MEAN MARK?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE CHARACTERS?
WHY IS THIS EPISODE SO SHORT?
IS IT BECAUSE IT'S MY FIRST?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME (maybe) ON BORED- MKIII GX!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on March 25, 2003, 05:28:28 PM

Dave: Hey, you think getting kicked to death is bad? You shoulda grown up with my brother. I got a punch every time he saw me. And we used to play airplane,(where he would hold onto my arms and swing me around in a circle) and something would go "wrong", and he'd let go.
Roshan: So whats the point of this sad story?
Dave: Weren't you knocking on someone's door?
Roshan: Hey. I was, wasn't I?
Dave: Yes, you were!
Roshan: So why am I here?
Dave: I dunno.
Girl: I love you, Dave!
Dave: And I love you, and the magic plot holes!
CW: Those are cool, aren't they?
Dave: OOO! The newbie wants to play: "Kick the new newbie"!
Steve: Theres no such game as that.
Dave: More magic plot holes! Look! A Black Russian!
Steve: Real or the drink?
Dave: Drink.
Steve: OOO!!*Goes in search of BR*
Dave: And now!!*kicks Yoshi Zero* Que divertido! Look! I know Spanish!

WILL... UH... No teaser questions.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on March 25, 2003, 07:32:06 PM

HA! Yo también se español!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on March 25, 2003, 07:34:48 PM

C. W.: Wait, how ARE Roshan and RoshEn in more than one place at once?

---------MEANWHILE---------

Willard: See? I TOLD you I'd get that cloning machine back up!
T O G: See? He's useful for SOMETHING...
U "F" O: Yea, yea, shut up. Good job.
Gregor: Heh, they don't see it coming.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: Just open the freaking door!
Roy: (Wait a sec, I forgot to say bye to everyone when we left.... Ah well.)

*The door opens*

Roshan: Nice.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: I ALMOST fell for that Black Russian trick. Gah.
Dave: I'm better than I look, aren't I?
Steve: Whatever.
cable: come to think of it, these shoes suck.
RoshEn: Does that mean I win the eating contest?

What will the evil group do now that the cloning machine is back up?
Where ARE those 43 neglected characters?
Did RoshEn win the contest?
Are cable's shoers good or bad?
Is there a place C. W. CAN'T crack?
Is Dave really smarter than me?

Steve: Ha. Riiiiiiiiiight. *rolls eyes*

Find out sonetime in the next 100 pages of this thread on:

BORED-MKIII GX!!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on March 25, 2003, 08:06:39 PM

Dave: I wish I could say that, but I just cant. There's somethin' wrong with and I just can't say it. I would If I could.
Steve: Shut up.
Dave: I am smarter than I look! I have deduced from what was a plot, that we are no longer in Scoobydoobydooistan, or where ever we were. And look at this! I also have the ONION OF DOOM!! One touch and It'll kill ya!
Steve: So hows come you aren't dead.
Dave: Cause I.... Uhh.... Shut up.
Steve: Ha! ha! ha!
---------Meanwhile--------
*Farmer Fran stands in the middle of a feild
FF: I think this'll be a good year for the crops.
---------Meanwhile--------
Gregor: Pip pip! The clock says it's  time for tea an' crumpets! Bloody good!
---------Meanwhile--------
Roshan: Hmmmm.... What was I doing?
Roy: (Wasn't the door opening? See who's house this is!)
---------Meanwhile--------
CM: ZZZZ......
---------Meanwhile--------
Dave: Okay..... Randumbness fading...fading....RISING!!...Fading...........Fading..Gone...
CW: Oh my gawd! Dave lost his ability to be random!!
Dave: WAIT... I still have a little in me...
A list of things that are eitherryming or, related.(I did this in study hall.)
Gnat
Gnat Hat
Bat
Baseball Bat
1st Base
Army Base
Army Tank
Army Mine
Abandoned Mine
Gold Mine
Gold Coin
Coin a Phrase
Naughty Phrase
Uhh.... I kinda dug myself into a hole(Odd phrase)
Bowl
Bowling
Bowing
Plowing
Plow
Sow
WOW!
Ow!
How
Now
Brown Cow
White Cow
White Milk.... and thats where the list ends.
Now a list of signatures for The Fungi Forums!

Yo soy muy perezoso

I forget what I'm doing!

Edd: Ed! What were you thinking?!
Ed: Absolutly nothing, Double D!

Ed: Not to mention a duck!
Edd: Huh?
Ed: What?
Edd: Umm...
Ed: Who?
Eddy: What?
Ed: Um....
Edd: Uh.. Ed?
Ed: Why?

Doy Yo!

KRACKATOA!(especially this one!)

BWA HA HA!
I shall enslave the Earth!

Man1: Whos on first?
Man2: Yes, a man with the unlikely last name "Who" is on first.
Man1: Thats just great. Eight seconds into the act and you ruin the whole thing!
Dave: Uggh.... I have lost my abiltiy to be random.. Oh wait.. there it is.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2003, 09:37:30 PM

Time for another out-of context episode-beginning statement.

Anyway, I always thought MK meant mark.



Zero: No you won't!

Sigma: Yes I will!

X: *blasts Sigma to pieces*

========MEANwhiLE==-==-==

U "F" O: So this means we'll have a million clones of RoshEn, eh?

Evil Roshan: Aah... Déjà Vu...

-==-=--=MeanWhile-=-==-=-

CW's girl: I love you!

CW: I --

*poof*

CW: Man, I'm gonna have to do something about these daydreams.

RoshEn: Here, son, I'll give you some money.

cable: WHOA! allright! hey wait a sec

RoshEn: Give me that money! You know I'd never give you money when I was
teaching you a lesson!

CW: I see something coming.

RoshEn: Gimme back my onion of doom! *chomp*

Dave: Ooh, that's gonna give him some nasty heartburn.

RoshEn: AAAGH!!! *dies*

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

cable: *freaks out and runs around in circles*

CW: Man, are those shoes up to all that running around?

cable: OH NO! now my socks AND my shoes are ruined

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

CW: *wipes tears from eyes*

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

CW: Does this remind you of Star Wars?

~~~~~~~~meaNWHile~~~~~~~~

U "F" O: Well, that cloning machine sure works well...

+~-~+~-~/\/\34/\/\/\/h!13+~-~+~-~

Roshan: So you gonna let me in or what?

?: Yeah, sure.

Roy: (Where are we again?)



WHERE ARE ROY AND ROSHAN?

DOES MK REALLY MEAN MARK?

CW: Hey MMM! Does it?

WHERE IS MMM THESE DAYS?

WHAT HAPPENED TO BATMAN, ROBIN, AND PLUNGERMAN?

NOT TO MENTION CITRUSMAN AND CYNICMAN!

OH WAIT, CYNICMAN'S DEAD!

THESE ARE STATEMENTS!

THEY'RE NOT QUESTIONS!

WHY ARE THESE STATEMENTS INSTEAD OF QUESTIONS?!



FIND OUT IN THE NEAR FUTURE IF YOU'RE LUCKY ON...



Bored
MKIII-GX

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/25/2003 7:40:45 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on March 28, 2003, 04:11:18 PM

I thought MK meant mark.

Zero: I'm bored. Must slash something.*Slashes X*
X:Ahhhhhhh! *dies*
Zero: Must keep slashing! OOO what's that?
U"F"O: It's the clone machine. Hey wait a minute what are you doing here?
Zero: Slashing stuff. *slashes cloning machine*
U"F"O: Noooo.
TOG: Oh well. Let's move to phase #1024.
Zero: I'm going outside to slash some clones. *goes out and starts slashing clones*
Zero: I'm done.
Gregor: Bloody good.
Zero: *teleports to where the others are* Hey more clones! Must slash!
Roshan: Wait we are the real ones!
RoshEn: Yeah the real ones.
Zero: How do I know that you aren't lying?

HOW WILL HE KNOW THAT THEY AREN'T LYING?
ARE THEY LYING?
Roshan: No.
WILL ZERO SLASH THEM?
Zero: Maybe.
ARE THEY REALLY CLONES?
Roshan: No.
Zero: Shut upâ„¢
Steve: Hey that's my trademark!
Zero: Shut upâ„¢
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER CHARACTERS?
WHAT IS THE PLOT OF THIS STORY?

YOU MAY FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON:

BORED-MKIII GX!!

Edited by - Yoshi zero on 3/28/2003 2:19:06 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on March 28, 2003, 10:49:46 PM

Should Steve tell Yoshi zero that the "Shut up" isn't trademarked, and that the trademark phrase is "... Shut upâ„¢" WITH an ellipsis? If so, turn to page 27.

Should Steve file a copyright suit against Yoshi zero, despite the phrase technically not being trademarked? If so, turn to page 34.

Should Steve drop the trademark issue and instead play a nice, ravishing game of Kick the Newbie? If so, turn to page 11.

Should Steve continue this story? If so, turn to page 5,019,493. (It doesn't exist!)

Short episode this time. So? I have to go.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 28, 2003, 11:17:20 PM

To the bathroom!

Batman: Wait, that doesn't sound right.

Robin: . . .

CW: I'm too tired.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on April 02, 2003, 04:33:19 PM

cable: i'm too...not bored
steve: so which page should i turn to?
cable:i'd say 5, if i remember correctly
roshan: alright! kick the newbie! *everyone kicks zero*
zero: what the slash? i'll slash all of you! you can't handle the -HEY! pay attention!
-meanwh-le--
u"F"o: who are you? go away
--m-anwhile--
cable: hey roshan, i thought you had some STUFF to take care of
roshan: CRAP! that's right! that guy's house is going to get all drafty if he left the door open for me. come on roy, let's away!
roy: (bye, all)
chup: bye, roy
roshEn: here, son. use these shoes
cable: dad...*rolls eyes* those are banana peels
roshEn: hmmm... so they are
pope: *cries*
chup: what's wrong, pius?
pope: well, i just saw the first church of catholocism burned down by steve's [not THAT steve]dad who was smoking grass while the asian sun was drinking coke...*sobs*
chup: hmm... that sure is... discouraging
roshEn: hey, what time is it?
cable: it's time to go! i have to get a snack, man

_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on April 02, 2003, 08:41:15 PM

Dave: Hey, how goes things?
Gregor: Where the bloody heck were you?!
Dave: Jeez, I didn't know going away for a couple of days would screw everything up.
Gregor: Well it bloody well does!
CW: No it doesn't.
Dave: Whew, saved by the Chup!
Roy: (Say, where were you?)
Dave: Why are you here?!
Roy: (Look)*Presents a magic plot-hole*
Dave: Hmmm.... Sometimes those things can be annoying.. Well if you must know, I was in Michigan for the weekend, visiting relatives.
Roy: (Oh.) *Leaves*
Roshen: Look! I can be here too!! *Eats a rotten banana*
cable: ewwww!!! dad! that is so gross!
Roshen: What? Uggghh... Kids these days... *walks away mumbling*
WILL THE PLOT EVER THICKEN?
HOW LONG IS SOMEBODY CONSIDERED A NEWBIE?
DOES MK REALLY STAND FOR MARK?
Find out next time on......
BORED-MKIII GX!!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 02, 2003, 11:33:52 PM

No! The plot doesn't thicken, or we'd all be stuck by now! AH HAHAHA!!

cable: the plot sickens.
CW: Yes it does, and you stole that from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
cable: how? you're the one typing
CW: Oh yeah...
Roshan: Gee, Roy, this fog is thick.
Roy: (That's not fog... that's the PLOT!) *begins eating the fogplot*
---_MEANwhile_---
Gregor: Well, quite a fogplot we've got ourselves into...
TOG: That sounds almost British!
_-_-MeanWhile_-_-
Gregor: Wha' in the bloody fogplot is this?
RoshEn: How'd you get here?!
CW: *shoves Gregor through a plot hole*
*Suddenly, a Yellow Submarine appears out of another hole...*

WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHY WAS THAT SUCH A LAME QUESTION?
DO I CARE?
NO?

FIND OUT SOMEWHILE!
MEANWHILE!
NICEWHILE!
NEVER?
ON BORED-
MKIII
GX!

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on April 03, 2003, 06:46:56 PM

Dave: Hmm.. Thick fogplot.
???: Mwa Ha ha!
All: Who was that?!
Roy: (Yeah, who was it?)
???: It is I Dairy King!!
Dave: What!? I thought I slayed you!(Insider joke, don't worry)
DK: Or so you thought!! Mwa HA HA HA!! Say good-bye, pitiful humans!!*Whips out Cow Launcher 3,000,000,000*
Dave: GASP!! The Cow Launcher 3,000,000,000!!
DK: Yes, the Cow Launcher 3,000,000,000. You remeber this? This is what I used to kill your partner!
Dave: I never had a partner.
DK: You didn't? Then who is this? *Holds up Black Yoshi's long deseased body*
Dave: Beats me...
WHO IS DAIRY KING REALLY?(you dont know me as well as you thought...Mmm Ha ha!!)
WHY IS HE ATTACKING DAVE?
WHY DIDN'T DAVE MAKE SURE HE HAD KILLED HIS FOE BEFORE GOING AWAY?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.....
Bored-MKIII GX!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on April 03, 2003, 06:47:40 PM

Dave: Oops.. Double post..
*Stands in silence*
Dave: I wonder where Roshen is?
Roshen: I'm on my break. So leave me alone!

Edited by - Dairy King on 4/3/2003 4:55:03 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on April 03, 2003, 06:48:07 PM

Dave: Hmmm... While I'm waiting for Roshen to be done with his break, I'll pop a few questions about the story.(or whats left of one)
Question the First: do you think Pirates would make a nice addition?
Pirate 1: Arr!! I do laddie!
Dave: Quiet you, and get back in that case!
Pirate 1: Arr!! I be very sad...*opens chest hops in*
Dave: Question the Second: do....
*Pirate 1 jumps out of chest*
Dave: What be the meanin' of this?!
Pirate 1: Arr!! That other pirate in thar pulled his sword an' challenged me to a duel! I ain't not good at no duel!!
Dave: Solve this conflict on your own!! Now get back in there!!
Pirate 1: Arr!! You scurvy land lubber!! Get yer hands offa me!!
Dave: Do it, or no dessert for you!!
Pirate 1: Arr!! Me one true weakness!! No bunt cake!? Thats just sick!
Dave: DO IT!!
Pirate 1: Arr....
Dave: Okay... Back to my question. Do...
Roshen: Okay, I'm ready.. What?
Dave: Sigh... Could you eat the rest of this?
Roshen: Hmmm... Do ya have any salt?
Dave: Yeah.. here... *hands Roshen salt* Sorry that its not in packets...
Roshen: Thats okay.. I could eat anything!
Dave: Really? Hmm.... that gives me an idea...
Roshen: *Eats rest of pos-

Edited by - Dairy King on 4/3/2003 5:11:39 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Bluto on April 03, 2003, 07:43:27 PM

Dave: I've decided to hire a professional foodologist*fancy title* named Gummy Joe to see just what Roshen can eat.

GJ: Howdy Folks! The first item is a CD case.

Roshen: *gulp!* Been there, ate that.

GJ: okay, next is a stuffed teddy bear.

Roshen: *Gulp!* Feh. Not too shabby..

GJ: All righty then.. Try this Guatamala Death Chili Pepper!!

Roshen: OOO! A challeng! *Gobbles pepper up* Oh, how hot.. NOT! He he!! That rymes!! I'm a poet and I don't know it!

GJ: Hmmm... Dave? This guy ain't crackin'! What should I do?

Dave: Execute sweaty gym clothes procedure!!

GJ: Okay, you asked for it tough guy!! Eat this!! *CENSORED*

Roshen: Yummy!

*FUZZZZZZ*

CW: Woah. Looks like the TV blacked out for a minute... heh heh... >:-D

... ... ...

GJ: How about, this ROTTING BLACK YOSHI CARCASE!!

DK: Hey!! Thats mine!!

Roshen: GASP!!...





I'm as cute as a banana and twice as yellow!

Edited by - ChupPerson WEIRD on 5/8/2003 10:13:13 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Bluto on April 03, 2003, 07:45:45 PM

Oops, I forgot the teaser questions!

WILL ROSHEN EAT THE BLACK YOSHI?
HOW LONG HAS DAIRY KING BEEN STANDING THERE?
WILL I EVER GET THAT RUNT POPEYE?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME...maybe

On BORED-MKIII GX


I'm as cute as a banana and twice as yellow!

Edited by - Bluto on 4/3/2003 5:52:09 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on April 03, 2003, 07:58:07 PM

Must secure 1st place on the most unlucky page!! Yes!!
Dave: What happened to my girl!?
Girl: Here I am sweetie!!
Dave: Oh.
Dairy King: Aw the heck with this! As of right now I am declaring myself ruler of this place!!
Dave: What?
DK: You heard me! Now bow before me!!
Dave: Oh no you don't!! This is getting too much of a plot!! *smacks DK with a shovel*
DK: Ouch! What did.. yu do th.... *is knocked out cold*
Dave: Well thats the end of that... And what is this? A newbie!! Kick the newbie!! *attempts to kick newbie, but slips and falls* ACCK! I forgot! This is the most unlucky page!! ARRRGH!!

WILL ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS HAVE BAD LUCK?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON....
Bored-MKIII GX!!

Edited by - Dairy King on 4/3/2003 6:08:03 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 03, 2003, 08:19:34 PM

Hey Dairy KingI MEAN Bluto, that eating post was sick.
I think it's funny to have RoshEn eat plastic and stuff, but that was not funny, just plain dumb.
I can't think of anything else.
Boring.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/3/2003 6:20:57 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on April 03, 2003, 08:53:20 PM

Whadda ya mean "Dairy King I MEAN Bluto"? DO you think that I am that same person? I don't want to start a flame war(not that I would know how, mind you). I think we should just act like it never happened... And Kick the newbie!!(Oh, and by the way, that wasn't me! I am Dairy King, ruler of all cows, not a sweaty sailor. Don't ever make that mistake again.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on April 03, 2003, 08:58:11 PM

RoshEn: Hey, so if I eat that.... I think I'll FINALLY beat Roy in the eating contest! I mean, I don't think...

Roy: (Nope, all yours.) *puke*

Erg, what was the point of this post?

Not even I know!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Bluto on April 03, 2003, 09:06:53 PM

I agree with Insane Steve, perhaps my atempt at randomness was a little flakey at best and I apologize.  I guess it was the bad luck from page 13 that caused me to say those things that were not funny, so let's just forgive and forget and move on with the spacific randomness.

I'm as cute as a banana and twice as yellow!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 08, 2003, 11:22:16 PM

Roshan: I sense a pattern here...
CW: Oh well. Let's revive this topic and see if anybody bites now, like Sapphira or Hirocon, perhaps.
Roshan: What?
Roy: Forget it.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Luigison on May 08, 2003, 11:33:35 PM

Steve: They killed Black Yoshi.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 08, 2003, 11:38:54 PM

Oh joy. That was pointless and cynical.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on June 08, 2003, 08:30:13 AM

Zero: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on June 08, 2003, 03:25:47 PM

Yay, someone revived this thread once again. Too bad I can't add anything. Yet.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 08, 2003, 08:09:23 PM

CW: I'm going to throw myself off a cliff! YAHOOOOOO!!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on June 10, 2003, 07:18:18 PM

and then unsepectingly comes....BooBuddy!

Edited by - BooBuddy on 6/10/2003 6:19:59 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 10, 2003, 09:43:02 PM

...WOW! You haven't been here in a while...

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on June 11, 2003, 05:46:50 PM

I'm bored.

Maybe somthing will happen in the next episode of BORED-MKIV DX er... BORED-MKIII GX

Edited by - Yoshi zero on 6/11/2003 4:47:51 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Black Mage on June 11, 2003, 05:52:19 PM

 Thus, I remembered why I never participated in this thread.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on June 11, 2003, 05:54:20 PM

Why?

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 11, 2003, 10:43:00 PM

Because it's otherwise known as the boring, senseless iditarod!! AHHHAHAHAHAHHHHH~!!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: cable04 on June 13, 2003, 10:56:02 AM

cable: wow. this story sure fell apart without me. hey, darkblue
db: yeah?
cable: where's that one reunion thing?

i guess i'll just have to find it myself...
i wonder what my signature is...

_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on June 14, 2003, 07:25:52 PM

Hey! I found a way to continue this! And this is the 200th post! (If you count the first one by CW)

Roy: (Hey look! CW is throwing himself of a cliff!)
Roshan: Let's go after him!

*Everyone throws themseves of the cliff as
CW is going back up because of his invisible bungee jumping rope.*

Zero: Where are we?
Death: In the Underworld.
Roy: (Again?)
Death: Yes, but this time I won't fall for the quarter trick. Now you must defeat me in a game of chess to return to the land of the living.
Roshan: I'll give you a quarter if you let us go.
Death: OOO shiny. Hey! I said you must defeat me in a game of chess to return to the land of the living.
Roshan: I'll give you 2 quarters.
Death: Ok.

*They go back to the land of the living*

Zero: Where are we?
CW: Tucson, Arizona.

What are they doind in Tucson, Arizona?
What does doind mean?
What are they doing in Tucson, Arizona?
What is CW doing in Tucson, Arizona?
Is Tucson, Arizona "the land of the living"?

Find out next time (maybe) in your favorite show: BORED-MKIII GX!!!!!

Edited by - Yoshi zero on 4/29/2004 4:19:20 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on June 14, 2003, 07:29:58 PM

Hey! 200th reply!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on June 14, 2003, 08:13:49 PM

Dave: Yeehoo! Bored-MKIII GX is finally back!
Roy: (Even though it never left.)
Dave: Shut up.
Roshan: Did we ever find out what "MK" meant?
Dave: Who knows? We think it's mark. It could be "Mushroom Kingdom".
Roshen: What happened to the good ol' days of eating tar and what not?
Dave: They are long gone, my well traveled friend.
-----Meanwhile-----
Gregor: *Sits mindlessly in a chair*
-----Meanwhile-----
CM: Is there any work for me at all?
-----Meanwhile-----
Luigi: Hey! I got a line!! Aw, shoot! There it goes.
-----Meanwhile-----
Farmer Fran: Oh no! Not my crops! Durn crows!

WILL THERE BE A TEASER QUESTION NEXT POST?
OR WILL THE NEXT POST BE MORE MEANINGLESS THAN ICE CREAM MONTH?(BTW- It's this month!)
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.....
BORED-MKIII GX


U.S. of A.- Kickin'' butt since 1776

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on June 14, 2003, 08:48:17 PM

Steve: Crap! I ran out of story gimmicks!
Roshan: Crap! I ran out of quarters!
CW: Crap! I actually used the word "crap" as an interjection!
Fran: Crap! I ran outta food! *dies of starvation*
Roshen: Crap! I want more tar...
Roy: (Uh uh. I refuse to start my line with the word "crap".)
All: You ruined it!

U "F" O: Wait... Why did I just shout "You ruined it"? That makes no sense.
Gregor: So? Dear chum, ne'er does the rest of the thread.
U "F" O: ... Ne'er? Are you high?

Roshan: Now what?
Steve: Wait, what happened to the "---------MEANWHILE---------" things?
---------MEANWHILE--------- posting guy: Errrr..... *runs*
Roy: (Great. Now we'll never be able to separate the different parts of the plot.)

What DID happen to the ---------MEANWHILE--------- posting guy?
And why am I the only one not typing these questions in all caps?
Is it because all caps suck?
How many of you knew that November 17th is "National Have a Bad Day Day"?

Find out the answers to NONE (Or maybe a couple) of these questions on the next sporaTic (Hahahaha! Take that CW!) episode of...

BORED! Whatever number this is!

Roshan: Steve, this is still episode three. Can you not count to three?
Steve: I can not not count to three...

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 16, 2003, 10:52:58 PM

I can't think of a comment to start this post with.
...Dang. I started this post with a comment anyway.

CW: And I can't count to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000! That was a google! And I can't count to it! ...Well, I guess I could, but it would take...
Roshan: Oh great. I know what he's going to do now...
CW: 1, 2, 3, ...
Roy: (Well, there's no food here. I'm going to head over to the nearest Food*Mart.)
cable: what's food mart?
Roy: (It's another lame ripoff like Door*Mart.)
CW: 34, 35, 36... hey, there's a Car-Mart where I live... OH! 38, 39...

U "F" O: Hmm. I have to find a way to counteract this "----MEANWHILE----" problem...
Gregor: That bloody fool... what the dickens does he think he's doing?
T O G: I'm better than him! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
U "F" O: *puts hand over face and mumbles under breath*

CW: 123, 124, 125...
RoshEn: Hey Roy, wait up!

WILL CW COUNT TO GOOGLE?
WILL ROY AND ROSHeN FIND FOOD?
WILL ...UHH... HMM.
WILL I THINK OF MORE TEASER QUESTIONS NEXT TIME?
WILL SOMEONE FIX THE MEANWHILE THING?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME... ON
F-ZERO GX!
Wait a minute...

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on June 17, 2003, 08:10:15 AM

BooBuddy:Hmm...Maybe I should put in a plot with this story.
Steve:NOOO!THAT WOULD RUIN THE STORY!!
BB:Well,okay,but then what do I write?
Steve:Who cares!

----MEANWHILE----
BB:Where am I?
Steve:Where am I?
CW:Where am I?
Roshan:Where am I?
Roshen:Where am I?
Roy:(Where am I?)
Evil Roshan:Where am I?
Bill:Where am I?
Fred:Where am I?
U."F".O:Where am I?
Gregor:Where am I?
Optimus Prime:Where am I?
Gavalatron:Where am I?
Roshan clone 1:Where am I?
RC 2:Where am I?
RC 3:Where am I?
RC 4:Where am I?
RC 5:Where am I?
Cable:Where am I?
T O G:Where am I?
CM:Where am I?
Zero:Where am I?
Dave:Where am I?
Death:Where am I?
Farmer Fran:Where am I?
Black Yoshi:Where am I?*chokes on words and dies*
All:WHERE ARE WE????

WILL BB(Or anybody else)CREATE A PLOT?
Steve:NOOOOOO!NEVERRRR!!!
WILL STEVE WRITE HIS QUESTIONS IN CAPS?
DO CAPS SUCK?
WILL CW FINNALY COUNT TO GOOGLE?
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
DID I FORGET ANYBODY?
WILL BB MAKE ANOTHER SCENE?
BB:Sounds good to me.
AND FINNALY WILL BB EVER THE QUESTIONS IN FIRST PERSON?

FIND OUT Uhhh DOWN THERE...Yeah



BB:we are all at the zoo!no,Arizona!
Steve:NO!PLOT!!*chokes BB to death*
CW:what was that for?Arizona would have been a great place for this scene.
Steve:fine arizona.
--MEANWHILE--

CM:how did we get to Arizona?
Fred:who cares.
U"F"O:Wait!when BB made us go to Arizona he actually madeEVERYBODY go to Arizona,which means-
Roshan:You have nowhere to go U"F"O(hey that rymed)

WILL OUR HEROS DEFEAT U"F"O AND FINNALY END THE STORY?
DID BB ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS?


FIND OUT WHEN SOMEBODY CARES!b

Edited by - BooBuddy on 6/17/2003 7:23:31 AM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 17, 2003, 09:51:58 PM

U "F" O: Hmm... just as we get MEANWHILE fixed, there's no use for it...
CW: 236, 237...
Roshan: Hmm... How can we handle this situation?
Roy: (Is there food here?)
CM: AAH!!! *throws towel around himself, for he was in the shower*
*Suddenly, a train drives straight through the middle of town, where there's no track, even.*
----MEANWHILE, ON THE NORTH SIDE OF TOWN---
RoshEn: Hey, there's a train over there.
CW: 546, 547...

WILL THERE... UHH... yeah.

BORED-MKIII GX

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on June 19, 2003, 07:06:37 AM

BB:maybe I should like post a new BORED topic in storyboards or somthing
Steve:But,it can't have a plot.
BB:SAYS WHO?
Steve:ME!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 19, 2003, 05:50:27 PM

No! This one hasn't died yet! You don't post a new one till the old one dies!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on June 19, 2003, 06:12:52 PM

Dave: Oh boy! I found myself! What to say... what to say...
-----Meanwhile-----
Misc Farmer #1: Ahhrgh! A zombie!
Misc Farmer #2: Well now, that just don't make a lick o' no sense. Its just that dang ol' Farmer Fran.
Misc Farmer #1: You know, your the only person I know who talks like that.
Misc Farmer #2: Wellsir, that be the only way a true hillbilly can talk!
Misc Farmer #1: But your a farmer! Not a hillbilly!
Misc Farmer #2: Well, who's here to say I ain't not a farmin' hillbilly?
Misc Farmer #1: I am! I went to school with you! You only started talking like that when you inherited your father's farm, you numbskull!
*both are bitten by the zombie Fran, and become gull-durned zombies*

WHY WAS THIS EPISODE JUST ABOUT THE FARMERS?
COULD THIS BE AN UPRISING OF A EVIL BAND OF FARMER?(of course not! then that would be a plot!)
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON---
....ZZZZZ...


Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 19, 2003, 06:20:09 PM

Oh no! An evil band of farmer!
It seems we have run out of announcer!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on June 21, 2003, 12:30:25 PM

Dave: What? Ran out of announcer? Huh?
CW: He he he! Thats it! Get confused! BWA HA HA HA!
Roshen: Hey, whats that?
CW: Huh?  Where?

ZZZZZZ... snort ..... huh? OH!
WHAT IS IT THAT ROSHEN SEES?
FIND OUT IF SOMEONE EXPLAINS NEXT TIME ON....
BORED-MKIII GX



Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario

Edited by - Dairy King on 6/21/2003 11:38:17 AM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 21, 2003, 09:14:56 PM

Old joke. Look in BORED I to find out. It's something BooBuddy said, I think.

Roshan: It's a great googly moogly!
Dave: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CW: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everybody else: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on June 22, 2003, 07:28:00 AM

BB:Oh,my GOD!That's-
CW:shut,up!Steve could be watching us making sure we don't have a plot,so lets just keep procrastinating on this thing that is in front of us.
Steve:I heard that.
CW:oh hello steve,no plot here.
Steve:good.*looks at shadowy figure*HOLY CRAP!WHO IS THAT?
CW:uhhh,we don't know....
Steve:oh,Okay.


WHO IS THE SHADOWY FIGURE?
WHY WERE ONLY STEVE,BB,AND CW IN THIS EPISODE?
WILL THERE EVER BE A PLOT?
WILL WE EVER GET A NEW ANNOUNCER?
WILL BB POST A NEW BORED TOPIC IN STORY BOARDS WHEN THIS ONE DIES?
WILL F-ZERO GX BE A GOOD GAME?
HOW ABOUT MARIO KART:DOUBLE DASH?
AND SONIC HEROS?
CAN I THINK OF ANY MORE QUESTIONS?
WILL I CONTINUE TO WATCH X-PLAY AND ANIME UNLEASHED ON TECH TV?
BB:Of,course!
DID I POST TOO MANY QUESTIONS?




Find out next time on...

BORED MK3 GX!!!!!

Edited by - BooBuddy on 6/22/2003 6:29:36 AM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on June 22, 2003, 10:32:43 AM

And with that,Night fell
Night:AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*Night crashes into the ground*
Night:I hate that joke.
CW:Who are you?
Night:I am night.the spirit of.....the night.
BB:So,who is the spirit of the day?
Night:Day,of course.
--meanwhile--
Steve:Hello?Is this the announcers R us order hotline?
AR'U Guy:yes.
Steve:I would like to order an announcer.
AR'U Guy:Male?
Steve:sure
AR'U Guy:I will have him there in a Jiffy
Steve:Good.
--meanwhile--
Shadowy figure:Um,Guys?Can I come out now?
CW:NO!you have to stay in the darkness untill we know that Steve is dead.
SF:How long will that take?
CW:a very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very long time.
SF:Awwww,man.
Night:maybe,I can make it much,much shorter


WHAT IS NIGHT'S PLAN?
WILL THE NEW ANNOUNCER BE GOOD?
WHAT AM I ONLY PUTTING STEVE,CW,AND BB IN MY POSTS?


FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...

X-PLAY!!!I mean....
BORED-MK3 GX!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 22, 2003, 06:57:40 PM

CW: *pops into real life* Hey Steve, BooBuddy is trying to get rid of you...
Steve: AAH! That constitutes a plot! Get rid of it!
CW: *pops back into BORED*
U "F" O: What are you doing here?!
CW: Whoops... wrong part of BORED.
Dave: How'd you get here?
CW: What, do you work for U "F" O now too?
Dave: Uhh... no, I... um...
Roy: (Where's that train? I wanna see if there's food on it...)
CW: ...

IS DAVE REALLY WORKING FOR U "F" O?
IS THERE FOOD ON THE TRAIN?
DID CW FORGET THAT THEY WERE ALL IN TUCSON, AZ?
CW: Yes.
DOES THAT MEAN DAVE ISN'T WORKING FOR U "F" O?
CW: Yes.
WILL THERE BE MORE QUESTIONS TO WHICH CW ANSWERS YES?
CW: Yes.
WHAT ARE THEY?
CW: Yes. I mean, I don't know...

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on June 23, 2003, 06:45:35 AM

PART ONE OF THE CONCLUSION OF BORED-MK3 GX!!
(Real World)
BB:*in fear*Steve?What are you going to do with that ax?STEVE?SSTTEEVVEE!!!!????*Slash*
Steve:well,that takes care of BooBuddy,now I gotta find that night guy....
*ding-dong*
*steve walks over to front door and opens it*
Mail guy:Mr.Steve?Did you order an announcer from announcers R us recently?
Steve:Yes.
Mail guy:well,here you go*gives steve large box*
Steve:yay!
(BORED world)
CW:Since I told steve BB's where abouts he should be dead by now.
Night:My legs hurt.
CW:then sit down.
Night:I can't,a spirit can NOT be caught sitting down on the job,its against spirit rules!
CW:yeah,but what they don't know can't hurt 'em.
Night:Uh,okay then.*sits down*
CW:HEY GIANT SPIRIT THINGY IN THE SKY!ONE OF YOUR FELLOW SPIRITS IS SITTING DOWN ON THE JOB!HE WENT AGAINST THE RULES!KILL HIM!KILL HIM!
*Giant hand comes out of the sky,grabs night,and takes him back into the sky*
Night:TRAITOR!
CW:*takes out cell phone*Steve,I got rid of night for you
Steve:Good.
--Later--
SF:man it's cold in the darkness,I think I will Step in the light for a while.
*sf steps out of darkness*
U"F"O:hey,that's that guy named Frank!
CW:YOU IDIOT!NOW STEVE IS GOING KILL US ALL!
Spirit steve:PLLLOOOOOTTTT!
*dark clouds form a giant human like creature*
Final`Steve:YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR MAKING A PLOT!ESPECIALLY YOU,BOOBUDDY!!!!!*points to frank*
Frank:who me??


WHY DID U"F"O HAVE TO RUIN EVERYONE'S LIFE?
WHY DOES FINAL STEVE THINK FRANK IS BOOBUDDY?
ISN'T BOOBUDDY DEAD?
AM I A GOOD ANNOUNCER?
WILL NIGHT RETURN?
WILL THE A'S SCORE AGAIN AND BEAT THE RANGERS?


FIND OUT ON PART 2 OF...

THE CONCLUSION OF BORED-MK3 GX!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ***Coming Soon!***
 the sequal to BORED MK3 GX!

  BORED-ALPHA ZERO ONE!!!!!

Edited by - BooBuddy on 6/23/2003 6:00:17 AM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 23, 2003, 01:10:47 PM

Why don't you just keep posting in this one? It's not dead yet. And I'll be mad if you try and kill my thread so you can do your own. That's pointless. There's no "conclusion" to this. Haven't you figured that out yet?

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on June 23, 2003, 04:29:48 PM

Sorry,I'm just excited beacuse I have everything set out for this next one.plot.characters.storyline.you know.and for all we know the conclusion could be 472 Parts!

    ***Coming Soon!***
 the sequal to BORED MK3 GX!

  BORED-ALPHA ZERO ONE!!!!!

Edited by - BooBuddy on 6/23/2003 3:31:31 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on June 23, 2003, 06:22:42 PM

Nah, lets keep posting in this one. It's not dead yet and I don't want it to be.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on June 23, 2003, 07:06:40 PM

Good call.

    ***Coming Soon!***
 the sequal to BORED MK3 GX!

  BORED-ALPHA ZERO ONE!!!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on June 23, 2003, 07:33:31 PM

Dave: I sure hope no one trys to kill any more people
No One: Boy, you're one sadistic person. I'll do my best!
Dave: D'oh!
No One: *Trys to kill Any More People*
AMP: Ackk! What are you doing?!
No One: Dave's orders.
AMP: Grrr... I'll show that stupidy stupid-head who's boss. Where is he?
No One: He's that guy standing over there.
AMP: *Walks over to Dave* Are you Dave?
Dave: No?
AMP: Where is he then?
Dave: Ummm... He's that guy standing over there.
AMP: Uhhg. More walking? *Walks over to Roshan* Are YOU Dave?
Roshan: No, you fool! That's him standing over there..
AMP: ARRRGH!*Walks over to Roshen* Are you Dave?
Roshen: No.
AMP: Does nobody know where Dave is?!
No Body: He he he!! You can't see me! I have no body! Wait.. AAACK!!*dies*

No teaser question for you. AH HA HA!!

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 23, 2003, 11:25:33 PM

Dave, you are brilliant.
I'll add something to the story when I don't have to go to bed.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on June 24, 2003, 08:54:51 AM

BORED III is NOT dead yet! Ahahahahaha hah!

Steve: First off, I'm the omni--
Roshan: Ya, I know. Omniscient third person narrator who isn't technically a part of the story. Right.
Steve: Ya. And ... In BORED II, I complained about a plot, and now I'm trying to prevent one? What the hell? Please explain.
BB: Ermm.....
Steve: And another thing.

...

Wait, there were only the two. Carry on.

CW: Did this post have a point?
Steve: Does this STORY have a point?

Well, does it?

Find out next time on
BORED-MKIII GX

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 24, 2003, 11:33:29 PM

Not only does this story not have a point, it apparently fails to follow a set continuity! Joy!

Roshan: Random insanity ensues.
*random insanity ensues*
Roshan: Just as I said. This is boring.
CW: WELL DUH!
Sound: Climb Up! And Get the Last Chance!
Roshan: What?
Sound: I am the living spirit of sound. That is what sound can be heard.
*the F-Zero X music, "Climb Up! And Get the Last Chance!" can be heard*
CW: I love RPGamers. ...Hmm. BooBuddy has totally screwed up what continuity we had in this story. What should we do...?

WHAT SHOULD THEY DO?
DID THIS POST HAVE A POINT?
DOES THIS STORY HAVE A POINT?
CW: Oh wait... Steve already asked those last two questions...
DID STEVE REALLY ASK THOSE LAST TWO QUESTIONS?

FIND OUT LAST TIME... ON
BORED-MKIII GX!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: marioman333 on June 25, 2003, 06:27:59 AM

TOTALLY ANIHILATE BOOBUDDY FROM EVER POSTING IN BORED AGAIN!!!NEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!



Pie=Yum!

Edited by - marioman333 on 6/25/2003 5:30:53 AM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on June 25, 2003, 07:02:47 AM

BB:............Okay,who is this guy?
Night:you got me.
frank:my eyes hurt.

WHO EXACTALLY IS MARIOMAN333?
WHY IS HE TRYING TO STOP BB FRM POSTING IN BORED?
IS IT  BEACAUSE HE WANTS WRITE SOME OF BORED BUT HE WANTS BB SPOT BEACAUSE HE THINKS BB IS USELESS?

FIND OUT IN....

MARIOMAN333'S NEXT POST!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: marioman333 on June 25, 2003, 07:28:48 AM

THAT IS RIGHT!!!!NEHAHA!YOU ARE INDEED USELESS,THAT YOU ARE!!!NEHAHAHAHAHA!!USELESS!USELESS!USELESS!USELESS!USELESS!USELESS!USELESS!!!!!NEHAHAHAHA

Pie=Yum!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Poison the Hedgehog on June 25, 2003, 12:32:36 PM

Judging by his posts and the way he laughs,marioman333 is most definatly insane,and wont take crap from anyone

If you studied,you would pass a good number of your math tests!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: marioman333 on June 25, 2003, 06:47:39 PM

Post removed for 3 reasons.

1: BooBuddy is NOT useless. Neither is Poison the Hedgehog.
2: Stretching out the screen is ANNOYING.
3:

S - tupid
P - ointless
A - nnoying
M - essage

~Insane Steve
The unofficial Moderator

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 6/25/2003 7:12:19 PM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Black Mage on June 25, 2003, 06:56:03 PM

 It seems someone is a Kenshin fan...


 Poison, I haven't officially welcomed you, so, welcome. However, you learn to put up with such tasteless garbage if you stay here. It's quite a shame.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on June 25, 2003, 08:21:16 PM

Bless you, Steve!
Pirate One: ARR HAR HAR!! I BE FREE!
Dave: Oh crud!
CW: AHH!!! PIRATES!*Throws self off cliff*
Dave: Hey look! CW is throwing himself off a cliff! Lets join him!!
All: *jump off cliff, not noticing CW's bungee cord*
CW: Maybe I should tell them I have this...
-----Meanwhile-----
Death: What the..? Weren't you all here a few minutes ago?

WERE THEY ALL THERE A FEW MINUTES AGO?

FIND OUT IN PREVIOUS POST OF....

BORED-MKIII GX!

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on June 25, 2003, 08:27:02 PM

Steve: Ah! Let us out of here or I'll edit your posts!
Death: Never!
Steve: Ok then.
Death: -QUOTE REMOVED-
Death: What the hell? -QUOTE REMOVED-
Steve: AH HAHAHAHAHAHA
Death: -QUOTE REMOVED-. I look like a duck too!

Line edited by Insane Steve at June 25 2003 9:24 PM

...
Gah! Ok, I'll let you all go. Sheesh.

Roshan: Now what?

...

Now what?

Find otu next time on...
BORED-MKIII GX!

Otu: You'll never find me!

Will they ever find Otu? Ever?

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 25, 2003, 11:09:21 PM

Hmm... I think marioman333 and BooBuddy could be the same person.

Otu: Nyeheheheh! You'll never find me!
Roy: (Look! He's over there!)
Roshan: I don't see him.
CW: That's because he's -- oh wait, he's ...
Otu: Nyeheheheh!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: marioman333 on June 26, 2003, 10:29:10 AM

I am dearly sorry for all the trouble I caused this topic.....somtimes I get to excited and then slightly insane...Well,I swear upon my username,that I will never post in this fourum again(well,maybe in Mario Word Association).and I will change my sig...punish myself by not playing my gamecube for this incident...once again I am sorry,I just came here at the wrong time..and yes,ONCE BooBuddy was Marioman333 but,when he created the name BooBuddy he didn't want this name anymore,so he gave it to me...Why I went insane was beacause I didn't like BooBuddy's posts in Bored..I thought they were senceless and stupid...when one of you said how would you get the story back on track beacause of BooBuddy's mishaps I thought I could help,I got so excited I started my little meanstreak against BooBuddy...so I hope you forgive me.....I am so mad at myself for ruining the topic......so,sorry BooBuddy,sorry Poison,sorry Steve,sorry CW,and sorry to everyone else who posted in this topic...

Edited by - marioman333 on 6/26/2003 9:32:03 AM

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on June 26, 2003, 06:35:08 PM

Dave: Oh no! The zombie farmers, AMP, the Pirate, and Otu are joing forces to become...
Zombie-Pirate AMP and his sidekick, Otu the Unusually Named Pirate!
Steve: No the're not.  That would be a plot.
Dave: Whatever you say! I'm outta here! *runs*
Z-PAMP: Arrr... Ya'll get back here! brains....
OtUNP: Thats right! Get yer land lubbin' butt back here!*whips out old-timey pistol*
Dave: *runs farther*
Z-PAMP: He ain't comin' back. Gull durn kid. must...eat.. brains...
Dave: *runs much farther*
OtUNP: Oh well. I don't really care anyways.
Dave: *runs much much farther, ends up where he started*
Z-PAMP: GET 'IM!!... eat.. brains!
Dave: AHH!! *runs, after the joke has been rammed so hard into the ground, it is destroyed upon impact*

UUUHH..... NO QUESTIONS?
FIND OUT NOW ON....
BORED-MKIII GX!! Gosh... I really need to get a life.

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 26, 2003, 09:56:59 PM

Hmm... this is more like the beginnings of BORED I. Whatever happens, happens quick and randomly.

Reptilian beast: I need a godfather!
Otu: What? You can't find me!
Jimbo: I'm going to Paris!
CW: Jimbo! Long time, no see!
Jimbo: Long sea, no time!
Reptilian beast: What the heck am I anyway?
Xombee B-12: I AM XOMBEE B-12.
Roshan: Obviously.
Garth Brooks: I lost my dog and my truck in a fire, I don't know what to do, I feel so uninspired...
Fran: Goo
Farmers: Grroooooo

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: BooBuddy on June 27, 2003, 10:07:33 AM

Night:Hey,where did BB go?
Frank:He Physicaly erased himself as a charactor.
Night:So,he killed himself.
Frank:I Guess.
CW:Good,now without ay more distractions-
Night:Wait,CW.BB only erased himself as  charactor,so he will still post.
CW:well,I hope he dosen't mess-up the story even more.
*A giant monster appers and eats Night*
Frank:Oh,great.The posting wrath of BB killed Night.
*A giant Beetle appers and crushes Night's dead Body*
BooNight:I'm back!Again!Thank the great spirits!Thank-AHH!!!What happened to my legs!
Frank:it seems you've turned into a Boo.
*giant truck crushes BooNight*
Frank:and now you're not.
OverlyDeadNight:I'll Get You for doing this to me!
*A meteor crushes OverlyDeadNight*
OverlyDeadBooNight:STOP!THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
BooBuddy(not the Bored one,the one that is posting):Silence!I can kill my charactors if i want.
*Giant Fly swatter crushes OverlyDeadBooNight*

UM...PASS?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.....

ZZZzzzZZzZzZzzzZZZZZzZZz....UH?WHA?OH!

BORED MKIII GX!!!!!!!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Dairy King on October 12, 2003, 07:54:28 PM

Dave: Nya ha ha! Through the mirical known as 100 days previous topic search, I have located Bored-MKIII GX! Hopefully we can get such top poster as Sapphira to post here!
Roshen: And hopefully we won't have any siblings being confused with one another! Then we-... oo! Tar! *begins eating tar*
Dave: Right, that. Let get reviving!

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Insane Steve on October 13, 2003, 06:12:54 PM

Steve: MUHAHAHAHA! You can never kill BORED! Ever!

*END OF POST*

Roshan: Wow, Steve, that was SOME add-on... *rolls eyes*

Stupid Quotes: (5th edition)
"I`d like to buy a vowel. An N?"
~Contestant on "Wheel of Fortune"

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Yoshi zero on October 13, 2003, 06:31:31 PM

Zero: *kills BORED*

Title: Re: BORED-MKIII GX
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 13, 2003, 08:18:47 PM

BORED: BWAHAHA..... I am really Sigma! You can't kill me! *infects some other computer system*
CW: w000000000 DDR DDR DDR w00t w00t DDR DDR DDR DDR DD... *faints*
BORED: ...On second thought, that's Sigma, over there.
Sigma: MWAHAHAHAHAHA
CW: DDR DDR *starts DDRing*

WILL CW STOP DDRING?
CW: Not a chance!
WILL SOMETHING ELSE HAPPEN?
CW: Not a chance!
WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE REMAINING CAST?
CW: Not a chance! ...Uhh, I mean I don't know!
DOES CW KNOW?
CW: Not a chance!
UHH....

FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
CW: Not a chance!

Announcer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH