The Random Song Thread

[Glorb]

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but Not for long
The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but Not for long
The future is coming on

It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on (Yeah... Ha Ha!)


Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs, and I'm under each snare
Intangible, bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view, look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose, sit and lose, all you different crews
Chicks and dudes, who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional? Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual, hearable
What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy
Lifeless, to know the definition for what life is
Priceless, for you because I put you on the hype [dukar]
You like it? Gunsmokin', righteous with one token
Psychic among those, possess you with one go

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but Not for long
The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but Not for long
The future is coming on

It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on

The essence, the basics without it you naked
Allow me to make this, childlike in nature
Rhythm, you have it or you don't, that's a fallacy
I'm in them, every sprouting tree, every child of peace
Every cloud you see, you see with your eyes
I see destruction and demise, corruption in disguise
From this ****in' enterprise, now I'm sucked into your lies
Through Russ, though not his muscles, the percussion he provides
With me as ya guide, y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye
You perceive with your mind
That's the inner (**** 'em)
So I'm gonna stick around with Russ and be a mentor
Bust a few rhymes so motha****as remember where the thought is
I brought all this so you can survive when law is lawless (right there)
Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead
No squealing, remember (that it's all in your head)

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future

[ShadowBrain]

Weegee, you're a stronger man than I for not making any toke jokes alongside that song. Also, I checked, but I can't find out when Family Tree was released. Jellyfish was around from about 1989 to 1994, so... who can say.

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar
You're gonna go far,
You're gonna fly high
You're never gonna die
You're gonna make it, if you try
They're gonna love you
Well I've always had a deep respect
And I mean that most sincere
The band is just fantastic
That is really what I think
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it Riding the Gravy Train.

We're just knocked out.
We heard about the sell-out
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We're so happy we can hardly count
Everybody else is just green
Have you seen the chart?
It's a hell of a start
It could be made into a monster
If we all pull together as a team

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it Riding the Gravy Train

[BriGuy92]

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high
Though my eyes could see
I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think
I still was a mad man
I can hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man
It surely means that I don't know
On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune
But I hear the voices say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
No

(Carry on)
You will always remember
(Carry on)
Nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely heaven waits for you

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

[ShadowBrain]

I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off, sometimes life's okay
I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh what did I say?
Well you just laughed it off, it was all okay

And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on any way, well

A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam
It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand
Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans
We both got fired on exactly the same day
Well, we'll float on, good news is on the way

And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, alright
Already we'll all float on
No, don't you worry, we'll all float on
Alright, already, we'll all float on
Alright, don't worry, we'll all float on

Alright already we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on
Alright don't worry even if things end up a bit too heavy
We'll all float on... alright. Already we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on, okay
Don't worry we'll all float on
Even if things get heavy, we'll all float on

Alright already we'll all float on
(Alright)
Don't you worry we'll all float on
(Alright)
All float on...

[Glorb]

I got one question, man
Tell me who next
This *****'s salt letting ***** who did gittin da best
See, I'm the best, man
I did it



(Various horrible facial expressions)





Y'all... uh... yeah... yeah.... yo....
See, I'm a letchyoo know who da best
By the hour
Just like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower
It ain't nuttin' to me, man
I keep it for realz
Look at these , man... *hiccup*
Wit den on da grillz
See, I'm da best
I told you dat
This dude like that he ran in front of the cat
No, I messed up, but I'm going to stay on talk
They told me, man, but you know, I never gonna flock
Look at this dude, he need to stay in da shade
Ain't no wonder why he came out
He already in da gay parade!
I told you man, I gotchoo
Roasted like ever
Y'all know, but my rhymes, they straight up clever
So you step down, off the pedestal
I'm da best, man
You need to go
To da ****in' depot.

[ShadowBrain]

Here, let me show you a real rap...


Swing batta batta, take a bat to the face
Motha****a, ya sucka, I'll beat ya like no other
From Onett to Threed, doin' what I need
To save the day and keep Giygas at bay

Skip Sandwich Deluxe, speed up my feet
Get through Scaraba before I die of heat
To a dungeon man, the brick road Mazedude
Happy Happy Town (What the ****?) It's all blue

Summers and Winters, Twoson and Fourside
Chill with Andonuts or the Runaway Five
I've got my posse in tow, Paula, Jeff, and Poo
Pokey watch out 'cause we're comin for you

So grab your yo-yo and gun, we'll have a little fun
Bottle rocket in your face, yeah you know I ****in' won
Throw him to the curb, stomp that little *****'s face
Make the fat piggy cry, yeah, I put him in his place

So I'll save the day, and the world from devastation
United for peace across the EarthBound nation
So back up, and shut up, and bow at our feet
Ness is takin' care of business 'cause I'm ****in' leet

(How you livin', big Myth?)
I'm having trouble with my Tribbles
[dukar] smells so foul you could call it double dribble
In fact, make it a triple. Got beef? We call it mutton
Moving through the vents, a-three 'n Charley Dutton

I'm a strapp'd bomb, verbal blitz, vocation
I am patient with my rhyme, scope snipes like agents
A rap vacation, a rhyme culmination
Putting words on the page like bird flu to Asians

Hit hard like crack rock, they call me the shock doc
I'm stocking like pet shops, on one of them red jobs
Sign Poland to Papa, smuggle like bed frames
Two pounds of cole slaw, delivered in red veins

They call me Hank on the root, big man on a mission,
Can't **** with the truth, like balm on ya fission
Go two rounds get splashed on ya dome like baseballs
An' facefalls to the ground, corned like Maize walls

Now they can't stop us 'cause we moving too fast
'Nuff sand in the eyes, turn the desert to glass
Hit 'em, [BOW], it's a nuclear bomb detected
Infected, with the rhyme meat, rejected

Your fourth and final ally, master of the PSI,
Pokey's causin' trouble and now he's gonna die
I come from Dalam, where the samurai hail
I've gotta make my master proud, and prove that I won't fail

These demons are attacking cause I'm no defensive dude
HP's rollin' down to zero .. but wait I got the food
Health's back again, Prince is back on top
OMG, critical SMASH, baddies just got rocked

That hippie's got a toothbrush and a tube of Colgate
He'll blind you with those whites, Ness, you better look away
I'll slice 'n dice with my Sword of Kings, till the fat lady sings
Starstorm in yo' face (Whoa, where'd you get that?) Mu Training

Runnin' through the cities with people talkin' witty,
From the Dunes that are Dusty down to ol' Saturn Valley
Pickin' up presents and stealin' monsters money
That's how I gotta roll if I wanna keep my honeys
Yeah, that's all you get. **** you

Whoa, hey, EarthBound, WHAT THE **** IS THIS?!
Apparently it's a three dimensional plastic case with a modern
day circuit board mounted inside, with the sole intensive purpose of entertaining a modern day audience of years ago but not limited to today

Duhh, but I've never played this game! Sounds lame, but it's true. And this unfortunate lack of game playing I can not undo
The cartridge is downstairs you dumb ****, go play it I say!
I don't want to, mommy, games make my wee wee tingle, OK?

Curiosity killed the cat, and cats are fat. So I measured the dimensions of the cartridge itself and have come to this stunning conclusion:
Five point five, by three point five, by one point something, but that something means nothing

A chemical analysis proves nothing of hypothesis of which I thought up in the shower while I read Nintendo Power
WHAT?!
So I lied. But the fact remains that this game is made of grey plastic
...OR SO I THINK.

[Glorb]

It makes me groan every time I see the comments on an article/YT video about a nerd-rap song and 88% of them are "I DONT LIEK RAP IT SUCKS BUT THIS IS GUD".

[ShadowBrain]

Actually, I hate most all the nerd-rap songs I have on (remix collections on) my iPod, but I tend listen to them anyway because... well, it's crap, but it's crap about stuff I love.

When our time is up
When our lives are done
Will we say, we've had our fun

Will we make a mark this time
Will we always say we tried

We're standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out

All the love I've met
I have no regrets
If it all ends now, I'm set

Will we make a mark this time
Will we always say we tried

We're standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out

Standing on the rooftops
Wait until the bombs drop
This is all we got now
Scream until your heart stops

Never gonna regret
Watching every sunset
We'll, listen to your heartbeat
All the love that we found

Standing on the rooftops
Wait until the bombs drop
This is all we got now
Scream until your heart stops

Never gonna regret
Watching every sunset
We'll, listen to your heartbeat
All the love that we found

Scream your heart out
Scream your heart out
Scream your heart out
Scream your

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out

[Glorb]

It was a lot of fun writing down the lyrics to this song by memory and listening. When I found a sheet of it on the internet, I thought mine was a lot better.

[DMX]
**** that [dukar], know what I'm sayin'?
Lemme give a shoutout to my *****.
I ain't givin' a shoutout to no-****in'-body, **** that.
Big Baby Jesus in the mutha****in' house, know what I'm sayin'?

Arf arf arf arf!

**** it.

Come on!

Uh. Uh.

I don't walk that stop livin bout like Bar (unh)
Shuttin' down underground streets of New York (unh)
Hard's what *****z call me, 'cuz the all be suckin' my dick in the mutha****in bar, G (What? What???)
I know they half so I laugh with 'em
Bloodbath when I let the ****in rap hit 'em (uh huh)
Full clip but only half hit 'em, that's all it took
Another crook taken out over a dirty look (uh, uh, uh, What??)
A black rig with *****z try and shot that
They ain't takin a ****in thing from me but hot lead
You know my style, [bundle of sticks]got, cuz I'm always schemin and jammin, *****'s holdin a six-string.
Ahh! Police! But you got no piece
It was just you, big man and a lot more grease.
All I gets is pounds and ***** want none of this
Back streets are like track meets cuz I be runnin this

[Ozzy Osbourne w/DMX]
Ain't nowhere to run (Cuz I be runnin this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (Come on)
Ain't nowhere to go (Cuz I be runnin this)
Reap the seeds you sew (Come on)

[Ozzy Osbourne w/DMX & Ol' Dirty *******]
Surrounded by the colors I see crimson, black and blue (Come on!)
Locking open doors again, I'm still afraid of you (Straight up, mother****er)
Light to dark and light again, I always thought I knew (Come on!)
Young to old and young again, what's left for me to do? (Straight up)
Sister of the universe selecting me in time (Come on!)
I'm falling down upon the earth and singing truth in rhyme (Come on!)
If I was a rolling stone, I'd roll until I flew (Come on!)
And if I was a garden I would bloom in black for you (Don't y'all give a **** now?)

[Ozzy Osbourne w/DMX]
Ain't nowhere to run (Cuz I be runnin this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (Come on)
Ain't nowhere to go (Cuz I be runnin this)
Reap the seeds you sew (Come on)

[Ol' Dirty *******]
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye aye ayyyeeeee....

[Ozzy Osbourne w/DMX]
Ain't nowhere to run (Cuz I be runnin this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (Come on) (AAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhhhhhh!!!)
Ain't nowhere to go (Cuz I be runnin this)
Reap the seeds you sew (Come on)

[Ol' Dirty *******]
Huahuhuhhahahahahahahaaaa!
What you mother****ers invented is the craaaaziest ***** that ever been invented!
Hahahahahaha
Most knowed him 'fore, Ol' Dirt *******
Hahahahaaha, I call him JESUS!
There's no obstacles that you have to jump.
There's no walls that you have to climb!!
This is reeeaal!!
This is elementary, dear!!
Elementary, Watson!!!
EEELEEEMEEENTAAARRRYYYYYY!!!!!!1111

AAHhhhhhAhaha!!

I ain't no pitch on ya, **** off, necklace wearin' *****
*****, you want this money till it's rich
Buy my album! Call it by Dirty, set you free
Go against the grain? I gotta pee
I know you don't recognize me now, I done cocooned
How many lightning bolts do it take to light up a ****in room?
Goverment people you better get the **** off of me! We don't need it!
It gets more ugly
*****es tryin to bust their ass to get away from me when I say my real name
I call myself E. ***** ********
All the same
All the same
All the same

*****aaaa!

[Ozzy Osbourne w/DMX]
Ain't nowhere to run (Cuz I be runnin this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (Come on)
Ain't nowhere to go (Cuz I be runnin this)
Reap the seeds you sew (Come on)

[Ol' Dirty *******]
Ayyee aye aye aye ayye...
What, mother****er? Don't try to psychology my [dukar], mother****er, 'cause you never psychology it, mother****er! Never! Never! Never! Mother****er, never!

[ShadowBrain]

And now, for a total 180...

Pas de tendresse
Et pas de joie,
Loin d'ici,
Loin de toi.

Rien de plus triste
Que mes soupirs,
Lorsque vient le jour
Où il me faut partir.

Chanson d'enfance,
Tu vis toujours dans mon coeur.
Toi, la plus douce!
Toi, la plus tendre!

C'est la chanson
Qui dit toujours:
Dans ton esprit
Je vis toujours.

C'est la chanson
Qui dit toujours:
Dans ton esprit
Je vis toujours.


What could be sweeter?
Nothing is sweeter.

[Weegee]

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye

Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning on us
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it, fight it...

[ShadowBrain]

Not that everyone should be expected to look through 23 pages of songs, but I do believe that's been posted before. ...Eh, what's it matter, so long as it's a different person...

I believe the morning sun
Is always gonna shine again and
I believe a pot of gold
Waits at every rainbow's end
I believe in roses kissed with dew
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

I believe in make-believe
Fairy tales and lucky charms and
I believe in promises
Spoken as you cross your heart
I believe in skies forever blue
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
You can call me Pollyanna
Say I'm crazy as a loon
I believe in silver linings
And that's why I believe in you

I believe there'll come a day
Maybe it will be tomorrow
When the bluebird flies away
All we have to do is follow
I believe a dream can still come true
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
I believe in friends and laughter
And the wonders love can do
I believe in songs and magic
And that's why I believe in you

You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' this way about you
There's not much I can do
I'm gonna be this way my life through
'Cause I still believe in miracles
I swear I've seen a few
And the time will surely come
When you can see my point of view
I believe in second chances
And that's why I believe in you

[Weegee]

Neon Meate Dream of A Octafish

Lucid tenacles test 'n sleeved
'n joined 'n jointed jade pointed
Diamond back patterns
Neon meate dream of a octafish
Artifact on rose petals
'n flesh petals 'n pots
Fack 'n feast 'n tubes tubs bulbs
In jest incest injest injust in feast incest
'n specks 'n spreckled spreckled
Speckled speculation
Fedlocks waddlin' feast
Archaic faces frenzy
Ceramic fists artificial deceased
'n cists rancid buds burst
Dank drum 'n dung dust
Meate rose 'n hairs
meaty dream wet meate
Limp damp rows
Peeled 'n felt fields 'n belts
Impaled on 'n daeman
Mucus mules
**** trot tra la tra la
Tra la tra la tra la
Whale bone fields 'n belts
Whale bone farmhouse
Cavorts girdled 'n latters uh lite
Cavorts girdled 'n latters uh lite
Uh dipped amidst
Squirmin' serum 'n semen 'n syrup 'n semen
'n serum
Stirrupped in syrup
Neon meate dream of a octafish

[ShadowBrain]

War is overdue
The time has come for you
To shoot your leaders down
Join forces underground

Lose control
An increasing pace
Warped and bewitched
In time to erase
Whatever they say
These people are torn
Wild and bereft
Assassin is born, yeah...

Oppose and disagree
Destroy democracy

Lose control
An increasing pace
Warped and bewitched
In time to erase
Whatever they say
These people are torn
Wild and bereft
Assassin is born, yeah...go!

[Glorb]

Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh

Come ride with me through the veins of history
I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job

And how can we win? When fools can be kings
Don't waste your time or time will waste you

Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, aaahh, ahh

No one's gonna take me alive,
The time has come to make things right,
You and I must fight for our rights,
You and I must fight to survive

No one's gonna take me alive,
The time has come to make things right,
You and I must fight for our rights,
You and I must fight to survive

No one's going to take me alive,
The time has come to make things right,
You and I must fight for our rights,
You and I must fight to survive