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Title: If you were a President
Post by: Alisbet on September 02, 2010, 02:22:39 PM
Hello. This thread is dedicated to this one question: If you were a president, what kind of president you would be?
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: TEM on September 02, 2010, 03:31:08 PM
Iron Fist. Heart of Darkness.
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: SolidShroom on September 02, 2010, 03:38:58 PM
A giant talking penis.
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 02, 2010, 03:51:20 PM
A combination of John Adams, Grover Cleveland, and Ronald Reagan.
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: Weegee on September 02, 2010, 04:03:52 PM
A giant talking penis.

Dick Nixon?
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 02, 2010, 09:19:46 PM
Time Lincoln
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: nensondubois on September 02, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
George Washington. Not only was he the first president who has done important things, he also spoke real English. Too bad John Hancock wasn't president otherwise I would have made a Footpenis joke.
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: Weegee on September 02, 2010, 09:47:13 PM
Are you inferring that none of the many, many American presidents before Washington did anything of importance?
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: nensondubois on September 02, 2010, 09:48:30 PM
Are you inferring that none of the many, many American presidents before Washington did anything of importance?
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: The Chef on September 02, 2010, 10:21:19 PM
..........?
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: Rao on September 02, 2010, 10:30:43 PM
Dr. President
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: Kuromatsu on September 02, 2010, 10:34:15 PM
If I were a President I'd be Baberham Lincoln.
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: Toad on September 02, 2010, 10:43:23 PM
I would attack the press with Koopa shells if they started asking questions I didn't like (like Mario did in that Mario Party 5 commercial).
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 02, 2010, 11:10:50 PM
I'd be a slightly modified Calvin Coolidge.

He supported low taxes (only the richest 2% of taxpayers paid any income tax at all by 1927), a smaller federal government, and lower federal spending (he paid down 1/4 of the national debt), he wasn't a racist ******* like his "progressive" contemporaries, he was the first president on radio and in a sound film, and he didn't talk much. All I'd change is to add more humor and emotion and subtract his support for direct election of senators.
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: bobman37 on September 03, 2010, 12:09:51 AM
Are you inferring that none of the many, many American presidents before Washington did anything of importance?
Good to see the Canadian school system has a robust US history program.
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: CoconutMikeNIke on September 03, 2010, 12:27:08 AM
Good to see the Canadian school system has a robust US history program.

I honestly and truly can't tell if that's sarcasm.

Teddy Roosevelt. The man was shot and delivered a 75 page (I think, I know it was pretty long) speech anyway. I think if he were president again, a few hearty smacks, and tere would be no more complaining from any political party
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 03, 2010, 08:40:35 AM
Are you inferring that none of the many, many American presidents before Washington did anything of importance?
I heard there were technically many president-esque leaders in the US before Washington.
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 03, 2010, 10:02:40 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyton_Randolph
Title: Re: If you were a President
Post by: Luigison on September 03, 2010, 05:38:48 PM
Good to see the Canadian school system has a robust US history program.
  I didn't learn some things about my home county until my wife went up North and found that people there knew about the Free State of Jones, that we were never taught about even though we lived there.  <-- If that sentence doesn't make sense I'll blame the U.S. educational system even though it's really my own fault.

BTW, I'd rather be a "Precedent".