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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: TEM on September 09, 2006, 01:17:36 AM
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All those facts seem likely, besides the Chuck Norris one. No one can beat Chuck Norris.
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uhhh
I can disagree. Big Boss would totally pwn Chuck Norris.
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And of course, The Boss can take out Big Boss, sooooooooooooooooooo........................yeah.
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As far as I know, the only ones who have ever come close to matching Chuck Norris' power are Mr.T, Mighty the Armadillo and Mario.
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What about an atomic bomb? That MIGHT take Chuck Norris out. Might.
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Nah. Chuck Norris could absorb the energy of an Atom Bomb and use it to either make his roundhouse kicks more powerful or heal the sick.
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As far as I know, the only ones who have ever come close to matching Chuck Norris' power are Mr.T, Might the Armadillo and Mario.
Don't forget Link and Bond.
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Chuck Norris is from Texas! All the coolest people in the universe come from Texas!
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Chuck Norris is from Texas! All the coolest people in the universe come from Texas!
Even if I were to believe both of your statements, I'll never believe that Chuck Norris is cool.
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Don't forget Link and Bond.
Link maybe, but I'm not so sure about Bond.
PS: Luigison, if I were you, I'd start running. :D
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Even if I were to believe both of your statements, I'll never believe that Chuck Norris is cool.
Both Texas and Chuck Norris are awesome.
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Chuck Norris would be cool if he beat Bruce Lee, but he didn't, oh well.....
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Yeah, Bruce Lee definitely pwns Chuck Norris.
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Nah. Chuck Norris could absorb the energy of an Atom Bomb and use it to either make his roundhouse kicks more powerful or heal the sick.
Fail. You forgot two certain demi-Gods....
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg16%2FMidgetBottle%2FGokuSuperman.jpg&hash=e83cf48aee055c4a924171abec66c541)
Edit: I hate Tripod.
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IMO...
1. Naked Snake/Big Boss (http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3060/nakedsnake2qo2.th.jpg)
2. Chuck Norris (http://www.nndb.com/people/152/000024080/norrris1.jpg)
3. Steve Irwin (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Steve_Irwin.jpg)
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Umm...
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fantaka.iespana.es%2FBruce%2520Lee%2520-%2520Alive.jpg&hash=78a66e30155bbfa3d03a02ba34ae47c6) > (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fartfiles.art.com%2Fimages%2F-%2FChuck-Norris-Photograph-C12141670.jpeg&hash=116703d5718e5ae76c39d22074223801)
Ja.
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You could at least show a picture of Chuck Norris in his prime to be fair.
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I think people get the point if they at least KNOW who the people are.
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Okay... maybe Bruce Lee is a little bit cooler, but...
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg148.imageshack.us%2Fimg148%2F3060%2Fnakedsnake2qo2.jpg&hash=8bf7a7ff48ffc708647dc063f0dc2f26)>(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fantaka.iespana.es%2FBruce%2520Lee%2520-%2520Alive.jpg&hash=78a66e30155bbfa3d03a02ba34ae47c6)
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Not only is that guy a fictitious character, but he looks no where near as dangerous and cool as Bruce Lee.
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When you think about it, the tough Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee you know through movies are fictitious too. Chuck and Bruce are/were just normal, maybe really strong, but normal folks like us. Naked Snake is as real as any Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris character out there.
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I was hinting at a movie that Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris both starred in, Bruce won in the end :P
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Back on topic!
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Uhhhh, how about no? We're having too much fun to get back on topic.
Snake is dangerous, but he seems to take a lot of beatings. Like, every game has a torture seen where he gets his butt handed to him.
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Dang!
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PaperLuigi: That's what makes him more admiral. He gets his bones broken, and he manages to get back up on his feet. The only man who could ever pwn Naked Snake: Solid Snake.
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Liquid Snake is a looser. Even in a Hind armed with bombs he couldn't beat Snake, who was the inferior clone I might add. Ocelot seems to be pretty tough, but Grey Fox chopped off his hand.............
I'm sure no one but solidmushroom knows what I'm talking about.
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ThIs ToPiC WaS AbOuT StEvE IrWeN's DeAtH AnD YoUr ToPiC Is AbOuT SoMe ChUcK NoRiS CrAp.
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yOu TyPe LiKe A fOOl....
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But I was steamed man, STEAMED!!!!!!
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Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, flame wars oh my!
Chuck Norris is awesome just because of his random role in the movie Dodgeball.
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ThIs ToPiC WaS AbOuT StEvE IrWeN's DeAtH AnD YoUr ToPiC Is AbOuT SoMe ChUcK NoRiS CrAp.
Uhhhhhh.....what? What the heck is that all about?
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He just said he was steamed.
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If I were a mod, I would kick your butts.
This is so off-topic it isn't funny at all.
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Really, what else is there to talk about Steve Irwin? (I meant that to said in a non-insulting tone) He was a legend among the animal world and also in the tabloids, but really, what else does anyone really know about him? Except for the people who knew him personally....
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No-one has even mentioned Steven Seagal yet, that guy would own.
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Steven Seagal = Kirby after he eats Solid Snake in SSBB.
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The funniest thing is how I could never, ever, ever see TEM starting a Chuck Norris/internet machoness war thread on his own accord.
[rainbow dog picture]
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Can't....stop....laughing....at...last....few.....posts..... *dies of extreme laughter*
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You know, in this debate of manliness, I forgot to mention one certified manly man. Please forgive me. For you are all wrong in there is but only one man greater than all we've mentioned so far.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg16%2FMidgetBottle%2FJack.jpg&hash=c828ce1012512ef77a9c681596976876)
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There are girls out there that would kick the crap out of all of these guys. I just can't think of any right now.
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Uma Thurman
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In Googlefighting...
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Bruce+Lee&word2=Chuck+Norris
=O...
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I dont' know, Waldo, he's a good fighter, he uses the environment for protection, just like a ninja....
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If we are ignoring fictional character status then:
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Neo&word2=Bruce+Lee
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http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Mario&word2=Sonic
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I dunno. I'd root for Mario, but I think Sonic would win. Then again, Mario DID defeat an invincible 1,000 years old Queen of evil.
Sonic had only beaten Eggman's robots, and a few creatures in Super mode. Super mode! Mario was normal when he beat the Shadow Queen.
I've changed my mind. Mario would win.
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*watches in anger*
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Mario was normal when he beat the Shadow Queen.
:S
He was Paper Mode when he defeated her..
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See? It makes him weaker then!
Mario is totally invincible. As a piece of paper, he defeated the Shadow Queen. And Bonetail!
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*watches in anger*
What are you angry about?
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I hate dumb off-topics.
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Get over it. You can't expect us to saty on topic all the time.
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Sonic hasn't jujst fought Eggman. He also fought Chaos, God of Destruction (although in Super mode) and the Biolizard (though still in Super mode and with help from Shadow who was also in Super mode).
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And besides that, he's way too fast for Mario to keep up with.
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But think about how strong Mario is. He was able to throw a house-sized Bowser in SM64 and is able to bench-press all the unsold copies of Catwoman. Has Sonic ever done lifting that heavy?
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If MARIO went into super mode, he would destroy Sonic. Mario can defeat invincible creatures in normal mode.
Sonic is weak, but his speed allows him to do things such as spin through robots and rocks. Mario could do that with his fists.
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Mario doesn't have a "super mode," unless you mean his normal size with a mushroom. And Sonic is capable of running past the speed of sound. Mario could not keep up. And it doesn't matter if Mario beat a demon, Sonic beat a god.
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I meant if Mario used the Emeralds, he would kill Sonic.
Man, there was a time where I liked Sonic, but I'm starting to hate him now, with all those crappy games he has out. It would seem the more Mario evolves, the more Sonic gets worse. He's like a family pet: He's been good for 15 years, but now he's crapping on the carpet.
Besides, Sonic didn't beat Chaos. It lived, but Mario destroyed the Queen.
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Robotnik called him the God of Destruction. So did Knuckles, and he would have known what he was talking about. You're only saying Sonic would lose because you hate him, which is kind of silly.
Even without the emeralds, Sonic would be too fast for Mario, due to him being able to travel at sonic speeds. Mario can't hurt what he can't hit.
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You're only saying Sonic would lose because you hate him, which is kind of silly.
Uhhhh.......no. I really do think Mario would win.
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How? If Sonic's to fast to hit, how would Mario stop him? He's just one plumber.
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Can Mario use the Emeralds? So far the only ones able to use them are Sonic, Knuckles, Tails (the Super Emeralds), Shadow, Chaos, the Biolizard, Metal Sonic (copied from Shadow), Black Doom (Shadow is his blood brother), Blaze (the Sol Emeralds) and I think that's about it.
How? If Sonic's to fast to hit, how would Mario stop him? He's just one plumber.
He's not "just one plumber". He's the most powerful plumber in the universe. Bar none.
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Well, he used the crystal stars, but those didn't turn him super.
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Then again those were only really meant to empower the Shadow Queen and unlock the 1000 Year Door. Is was more of everyone's wishes empowering Mario. Besides, I don't think humans can enter a Super form. Otherwise Dr. Robotnik would try to do it.
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I'm starting to think that only certain beings can utilize Chaos energy. But maybe only certain beings can use the Power Ups (Fire Flower, Power Star, etc.).
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Otherwise Dr. Robotnik would try to do it.
I think Mario could do it, mainly because he's WAAAAYYYYY more powerful than Robotnik. If Robotnik tried it, he'd become super and ruin the story.
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But what if Mario can't harness chaos energy? I don't why he would be, the emeralds aren't even from his world. But then the bigger question would be why Sonic would even fight Mario in the first place when they're both good?
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Maybe they'd be turned against each other by someone else. Perhaps Bowser and Eggman could meet and form an alliance to take down Mario and Sonic by making them kill each other.
(This discussion really belongs in my Mario/Sonic crossover thread.)
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They'd fight each other because fanboys pit them againts each other in flash movie. I made a comic where they fight side by side about a month ago. It was actually successful by my friends standards.
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After being tricked into fighting each other by Bowser and Eggman, they'd have this long, drawn-out fight that ends in a draw, then somehow they'd realize that they should be allies instead of enemies. That would own.
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I don't know. I think only Knuckles would be gullible enough to get tricked by anyone.
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I should start watching 60 minutes more often...
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After being tricked into fighting each other by Bowser and Eggman, they'd have this long, drawn-out fight that ends in a draw, then somehow they'd realize that they should be allies instead of enemies. That would own.
No, that would be stupid, cliched and utterly retarded. It would be one huge F-U to the fanboys.
Best thing to do is put the fanboys to fight each other. I'd pay to see that.
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In retrospect, you're probably right, Mr. Wiggles. But then again, I though up that idea about 14 seconds after I read to post before it, so it makes sense that the idea is crappy.
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I should start watching 60 minutes more often...
Uhhhhh..........okay. Why?
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In retrospect, you're probably right, Mr. Wiggles. But then again, I though up that idea about 14 seconds after I read to post before it, so it makes sense that the idea is crappy.
So instead of having this "I don't care if I sound dumb I'm putting it up" attitude towards posting, we'll all think real hard before we post, right everyone?
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That normally doesn't happen to me. I was in kind of a rush when I posted it.
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Who'd win in a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones?
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Chuck Norris. (Just Kidding) Uhhhhh.......Han Solo, only because of an upgraded laser gun.
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Who'd win in a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones?
Harrison Ford obviously.
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Harrison Ford obviously.
Mr. Wiggles wins!
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Hehe.....I thought about saying Harrison Ford, but I also thought it would've been bad.
Who'd win in a fight? Paper or Luigi?
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I'm not a Chuck Norris fan, but this is pretty cool:
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2006/03/16/chuck-norris-reads-chuck-norris-facts/