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Title: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: MaxVance on May 22, 2008, 01:54:08 PM
This is a sequel to my first and most successful topic (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=8977.0).
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on May 22, 2008, 01:59:13 PM
haha, I read the second post in that topic and realized that was around the time I was terrible at spelling discussion.(EDIT NOTE: And interesting." EXAMPLE: "Intresting.")

However, at this moment, I leave both the toilet seat up and the lid. That may have to do with the fact I am one of two people living in my house right now. (The other being my younger brother.)
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: Ambulance Y on May 22, 2008, 02:47:40 PM
This is about 50% related, but sometimes when I'm really tired I sit down when I tinkle. Does this make me less of a man? No. Isn't there underlying masculinity in admitting something feminine about yourself? Yes. Anyway, to answer your question, I leave the seat and lid down, because my mom wants it that way. She says "just because you and dad are men, doesn't mean you get to have the seat stay up". Little does she know of my aforementioned occasional habit.   
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: goodie on May 22, 2008, 03:18:47 PM
I have my toilet all to myself, so I always leave the seat down and the lid up.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: Robert on May 22, 2008, 03:39:17 PM
I take pride in leaving the seat down and lid up after expelling wastes.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: Glorb on May 22, 2008, 05:11:01 PM
My toilet is a hole in the ground. What position would that be?
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: Kojinka on May 22, 2008, 05:22:22 PM
Since I'm a female, the seat is ALWAYS down.   As for the lid, it depends on where I dump.  The lid is usually up, but if I'm at someone else's house, I put the lid down.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: Suffix on May 22, 2008, 05:53:57 PM
Seat down, lid up, most of the time. I laughingly forgot to read "After" and logically replaced it with "When," making for quite an interesting option.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: Vidgmchtr on May 22, 2008, 06:21:05 PM
Well, I can't really vote, because depending on what I've done, I leave the seat up, or the seat down, however it needed to be when the deed was being done. Same goes for every toilet I've ever used. The lid is almost always up.

The three women under this roof seem to not complain if the seat's up, since they're outnumbered 4 to 3.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 22, 2008, 07:07:44 PM
I've made it a habit to put both the lid and seat down, no matter what I did.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: bobman37 on May 22, 2008, 10:15:48 PM
Seat down, lid down. I'm a lazy man.
I laughingly forgot to read "After"
...oh. Seat down, lid up.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 23, 2008, 03:28:42 AM
Seat down, lid up.
As I mentioned in passing in the Toilet Seat Ups And Downs topic, I always sit, despite being male. I've never had good aim, and so standing is always more trouble than it's worth. The lid is usually up, because sometimes a bathroom trip is just too urgent to take the time to open the lid, but if I've made something particularly pungent, or if something seems not to be flushing properly, I'll put it down.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: Suffix on May 23, 2008, 02:07:39 PM
Sitting's more comfortable, too. Standing around (poor choice of words) there, waiting really gets on my nerves.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: Vidgmchtr on May 23, 2008, 02:19:00 PM
Bleh, I've tried doing that a few times, I don't really feel comfortable doing so, and would only do it at home.

I hate having to sit on toilets in public restrooms, and try to do so as little as possible.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 23, 2008, 07:35:12 PM
Things that you think are nice at first but really aren't:

-A warm toilet seat in a public restroom.
Title: Re: Toilet seat positioning
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 24, 2008, 09:35:22 AM
"Warm" and "toilet" are two words I'd just as soon prefer weren't in the same sentence, regardless of the circumstances.