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Lizard Dude

« Reply #60 on: July 25, 2003, 06:04:31 PM »
What's your favorite movie, again? ;)



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Sapphira

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« Reply #61 on: July 25, 2003, 06:16:31 PM »
Heheheh...umm...never mind that... :P
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #62 on: July 25, 2003, 11:49:31 PM »
I am not allergic, as far as I can tell.
There used to be a huge beehive under my house.
I really do hate/fear bees. Bumblebees and other killer bees like that. Honeybees are okay.
They haven't attacked my [CENSORED] while I [CENSORED], at least not yet... I usually [CENSORED] inside... although not all the time...

Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
That was a joke.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #63 on: July 26, 2003, 05:23:03 PM »
That's a good idea.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Sapphira

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« Reply #64 on: July 26, 2003, 07:25:38 PM »
lol. I thought of a better title for your story, LD. "A Pee with a Bee"
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Marionut#1

« Reply #65 on: July 26, 2003, 08:30:02 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats the best joke Ive heared all day Sapph!

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

Sapphira

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« Reply #66 on: July 26, 2003, 08:34:37 PM »
To quote LD: Thank you! Thank you!
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2003, 09:58:23 PM »
You must have spent your day in a mortuary...

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Marionut#1

« Reply #68 on: July 27, 2003, 06:11:53 AM »
Actually I spent it in Billings...it was so packed...Man we went into Wal*mart and Dad told me to "quick run to electronics if you want to, but meet me back at the car shortly" Well I got there..and the place was crowded with Fellow Video gamers! man I got to talking about cool games..and how we couldnt wait for certain games to be released...half an hour later....I remember..D'oh its only supposed to take a couple minutes! so Im rushing out of Electronics...and run right into dad..on his way to find out what happend to me...he wasnt too happy...oops...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

Sapphira

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« Reply #69 on: July 27, 2003, 11:42:36 AM »
Umm...riiiight... I was bored, what can I say?, so I made up a title for your story, LD. I didn't mean to make fun of you.

Okay, here's my last vacation story:
It was around 8:00 or so, and my family went to this ice cream parlor. We ate outside. Right next to it was a grocery store, and my mom needed to get some things.  She had finished but the rest of us were still finishing up, so she decided she'd go on ahead to the store.

At the time, she was wearing Winnie the Pooh overalls (ugh. Moms...). They have various pictures of him all over.
As she was walking away, I said, "Hey, Mom! You have Pooh on your butt!" teasing her since a picture of the character was on her back pocket, or her "butt."
She gives me a teasing scowl as the rest of my family's busting up.

Well, it just so happened that as I said that, a family came out of the ice cream parlor.
A little girl whispered, "I think that lady has pooh on her butt..."
"Are you sure?" another little girl asked.
"I dunno, but I think I heard someone say it."

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Marionut#1

« Reply #70 on: July 27, 2003, 11:53:11 AM »
AHAHAHA And I thought that the P with a B was funny...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

Lizard Dude

« Reply #71 on: July 27, 2003, 04:17:09 PM »
LOL, what would we do without Pooh and P?

(Oh, and I wasn't mad or anything, but for that to be the funniest joke all day? Maybe my life is more funny or something...)

Marionut#1: Yeah! Funny looking! Ahhahah!
Lizard Dude: Drr...

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Sapphira

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« Reply #72 on: July 27, 2003, 04:35:19 PM »
lol. I wasn't sure. Glad I didn't offend you. :)
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Marionut#1

« Reply #73 on: July 27, 2003, 05:01:26 PM »
AHAHAHA LD wouldnt know a good joke if he wrote it himself...AHAHAHAHA! Now thats a funny joke...BTW if your still on Sapph, check your email..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 7/27/2003 4:04:18 PM
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

Lizard Dude

« Reply #74 on: July 27, 2003, 05:04:59 PM »
Hey MN, I'm going to phone call you; then we can write a story about it.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
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