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« on: December 18, 2009, 07:52:28 PM »
Play as a Red Koopa Troopa
First, go to an Italian restaurant and order some turtle soup. Now go home and pour it into your Super Mario 64 cartridge until it is full. You should have a lot left over. Then, take a red sharpie (it has to be a sharpie) and colr in Bowser's shell without spilling the soup. Now with as little spilling as possible, push it into your N64 and turn it on. Get to when the stars should appear by Mario's head. Instead of stars, You will get 2 koopas, a green one and a red one. The next part is important. Take a knife and stab Bowser's picture on the cartridge. The green koopa should run away in fear. Next, take a dump on your N64. The red koopa should hide in his shell from the smell, but Mario will be unaffected. Seeing the shell, he will kick it, causing it to spin out of control. It will land in a pipe and dissapear. Go to your file select screen and go to the one you have where you defeated Bowser's last battle with just 50 stars (we all have one). Erase it. Start a new game using the file, and you should see the red koopa pop out from nowhere after the scene where Mario comes from the pipe. He will then scream at you for cheating to beat Bowser, and hide in his shell. Now get Mario as close as possible to the shell. If you touch it, Mario will kick it into oblivion and you will have to start all over. Go get the leftovers from that soup and pour it all over the console. The koopa will pop out of his shell and sniff around. He should bump into Mario and get angry for being in his way. You will have control over Mario for a split second. If not done correctly, the next part has him kicking you in the shin. You have to get down to a crawl without moving too much. Done correctly, the koopa will kick his head and send him flying away into the waterfall, and red sharpies will fall from the sky and pound him to death. Control will switch over to the red koopa. Congradulations!
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