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TMK Stuff => Site Discussion => Topic started by: Lizard Dude on December 04, 2005, 05:20:33 PM
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Deezer the Snowman.wma (http://kontek.net/LizardDude/DeezerTheSnowman.wma) (0.5 MB)
Deezer the Snowman.wav (http://kontek.net/LizardDude/DeezerTheSnowman.wav) (4.2 MB)
Merry Christmas, TMK!
Deezer the Snowman Music Video (http://kontek.net/LizardDude/BirdPerson/Deezer%20the%20Snowman%20Music%20Video.wmv) by Bird Person. It's awesome!
Deezer the Snowman (Thanks to MaxVance and Koopaslaya!)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kontek.net%2FLizardDude%2Fdeezersnowman6ha.GIF&hash=89999cb0fbce51be8fb147245f41ded8)
Lyrics
Deezer the Snowman
Doesn't use a Dell
With sorta blonde hair and a normal nose
And two eyes made out of cells
Deezer the Snowman
Is a webmaster they say
He made TMK
But the children know
How it got hosted one day
There must have been some magic
In that old website he made
For when he put it on the 'net
The visitors clicked and played
Deezer the Snowman
Lets you visit his site for free
And the children say
He could laugh and play
All the way through Mario 3
Deezer the Snowman
Knew Nintendo was hot that day
So he said let's add
Content good and bad
Now before I melt away
Down to the server
With a keyboard in his hand
Typing day and night
All around the site
Saying, "Now for Mario Land!"
He hired some staff and one was Sapph
One was MEGAߥTE
He had them kick and ban people
When they began to fight
Deezer the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I'll update the site again someday
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
Look at Deezer go
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Type-ity type type
He sure loves Mario!
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
Look at Deezer go
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
He sure loves Mario!
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This was okay, even though it's none of my business.
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Your singing and musical abilities are amazing.
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Ahahahaha, very nice. XD
[16:33:51] <Lizard_Dude> Do you use Dell?
[16:34:15] <Deez|away> no
^ I should've known he was up to something... :P
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That was pretty cool, I like you parody of this timeless classic. I'm saving this into my TMK folder of awesomeness. I hope this will be played on wtmk during the christmas season.
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:DDDDDDDDD
<TEM> The reviews are in!
<Chupperson> reviews of what
<TEM> Deezer is indeed the most sang about person on the internet!
<n-fani> Chupperson: T_T
<Chupperson> indeed, indeed
<TEM> And those songs are good!
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I wish people would sing about me.
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Excellent lyrics, LD!
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Very cool, you crazy lounge singer, you.
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This....is awesome.
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Don't melt, Deezer!!!
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Haha. I like the side talk, or whatever you'd call that. "For those of you in for the long run, I'm here until Friday..."
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WTMK update later this week.
Doo dah, doo dah.
Actually, this gives me an idea.
(Side note: WTMK now has two extra tracks. Heh!)
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Very nice.
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That is the best laugh I've had in a long time.
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Fun Fact: Can you figure out why I pause so much while saying, "That's right. Mario 1 and 2 ... also"?
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Ahaha, I think I know.
"Mario 1 and 2... too." You did that pretty smoothly, I'd say.
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Merry Christmas, hommies!
Chex Party Mix For Christmas(Interlude by .38 Special) (http://www.kontek.net/TEM/ChexPartyMixForChristmas.mp3)
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I heard it and laughed all the way through it! Good job, LD! :)
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Man alive I really got a kick outta that. LD is the master at funny stuff. One of them anyway.
Lizard the snowman
Was a very funny Dude
He made kids cry when they thought he died
On an April Fool's Joke so rude
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Thanks man,It's stuck in my head,oh no here it comes... Deezer the snowman.... >:(
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Man alive I really got a kick outta that. LD is the master at funny stuff. One of them anyway.
Lizard the snowman
Was a very funny Dude
He made kids cry when they thought he died
On an April Fool's Joke so rude
Man those are good lyrics YR, you should start singing.
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XD Thanks. If only I had a microphone. I love making up lyrics to songs but my voice isn't too appealing. Kind of depressing sounding like Robbert from Everybody Loves Raymond.
I have a vision for a new parody song. How about the Adam's Family into the Deezer Family?
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I remember I did a Madlib on some other Mario site, but I filled all of the words with 'Deezer'. Check it out-
The Deezer Tennis Game that was Really Deezer
By MetalYoshi
One day, Deezer was at his/her home, doing the things s/he normally does...like Deezer, Deezer, and of course Deezer. When s/he finished Deezer, s/he checked his/her mail. There was nothing too exciting... bills, junk mail, Deezer, and... what's this? Deezer saw a strange letter. Deezer it, s/he read...
"Dear Sir, Madam, or Deezer:
You are Deezer invited to the Deezer Royal Tennis Party, mostly due to the fact that Deezer dropped out. This means that you must come.
Sincerely,
Deezer
PS. If you don't come, the Goomba Mafia will come and Deezer you."
Well, obviously Deezer left Deezer for this Deezer event, making sure to pack his/her tennis Deezer and lucky Deezer. Taking the Deezer, s/he arrived within Deezer minutes.
Deezer's first match was against Deezer. Suddenly, Deezer used Deezer magic to turn his/her racket into a Deezer and smashed the ball, making an unstoppable shot. But, this was completely again the rules, so the score was now Deezer-Deezer, in Deezer's favor.
"What?" shrieked Deezer. "Why is the score like that?"
"Well," explained Deezer, "'Deezer'' means zero points. The points go up by Deezer, except for the Deezerth one, which goes up by Deezer. Haven't you played tennis before?"
"Deezer," replied Deezer.
Well, anyway, Deezer won. In fact, s/he made it to the final match of the Deezer, which was against Deezer him/herself.
Deezer served first, for a service ace. The score was now Deezer-Deezer.
After the second one, our hero Deezer scored on the return, tying the score at Deezer-all...
And then, Deezer came in and Deezer everybody.
The End
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How about the Adam's Family into the Deezer Family?
Do it!!!
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How about the Brady Bunch into the Deezer Bunch? roflcopter!
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No, no. How about "Say it aint so" into a song by Deezer.
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Luigi Simpson's post made me crack up! How about "A Deezer Christmas"?
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Madlibs are so much fun, especially when you put really immature words into the prompt or swear words.
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*Grabs flamethrower* Oh, poor Deezer, he melted.
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*gets out the DK hammer, holds it above disturbing Poop Dude* Are you ready?!?!
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Today I stumbled upon a sweet discovery in my window media player and found out that you can make music go faster or slower than usual! I bet this is something that everyone knew but I didn't so I loved it. Songs that I usually don't like slow sound perfect if you increase the speed and vice-versa. It's like I'm remixing the remixes! Ahahaha!!!
Anyway, my point is... try listening to Deezer the Snowman on the fast mode. I think it sounds even better. Very jazzy stuff!
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This is a little off topic, but here's what I think Deezer would look like if he were a snowman.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg330.imageshack.us%2Fimg330%2F2984%2Fdeezersnowman5ha.th.gif&hash=fd6e71381b0049d7134bcd97de5276dd) (http://img330.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deezersnowman5ha.gif)
Click on thumbnail for full-sized image.
Edit: Whoops, I didn't see the date on the last post.
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LOL... good snowman edit.
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No no, you forgot the hair.
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What.
The.
Heck.
O_o
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It looks like someone dumped spaghetti on Snowman Deezer's head.
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Now he needs some arms that look just as strange so it fits with the hair. How about rakes?
Deezer the Snowman
Has Spaghettii on his Head
Though it makes for bad hair no one seems to care
But if it's hot then he could soon be dead
Yoshi the Saurus
Needs to stop making up these songs
They ain't even funny to every no-one-y
So go back to trying on long johns
The worst part of all is an obvious call
December's almost done
So if I keep on composing junk
Then the devil just may have won
Deezer the Snowman
Really wants me to go away
So I'll pack my bags and root beer kegs
And write more tunes some day!
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Now he needs some arms that look just as strange so it fits with the hair. How about rakes?
Deezer the Snowman- Now with Rakes!
I could've cleaned this up a lot more, especially the clip art rakes. I didn't feel like doing it, though.
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Okay, now somebody take Spaghetti-hair, Rake-arms Deezer the Snowman and put him on top of a rocketship.
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I got a Deezer rocket... gonna let it fly! *gets pushed off a cliff*
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*The rocket slams into a nuke that the USSR launched at the US, Deezer lands in Illinois and melts*
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Ahahah, I have waaay to much spare time on my hands. :P
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:D
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Bye bye Deezer the Noodle-Haired Rake-Armed Odd-Looking Snowman!!
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He'd melt on the way through the atmosphere.
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;__;
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He'd melt on the way through the atmosphere.
Um, no. Check his CT.
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Good point.
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He should be eaten by a crudely drawn slug(that had fed on another "stick-figure-ish" member already ;))
EDIT: His picture should be eaten, I mean...
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Yep, waaay too much spare time...
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I can't believe I made this topic go from talking about Lizard Dude's song to making weird images of Deezer.
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The bad thing is, it's kinda fun drawing Snowman Deezer being tied to a rocket or being eaten by a badly-drawn slug.
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Let me try something.
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Hee hee hee.
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This thread has exceeded my wildest expectations.
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Now, have a well-photoshopped picture of Deezer The Snowman fighting Scorpion in a stage from Mortal Kombat 1 or 2, please.
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I don't have any Mortal Kombat screens, but here's something.
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And then have Deezer the Snowman skiing down a mountain, dancing at a party, sitting in a hot tob with a snow woman, fighting in WWII, playing Nintendo, singing in a choir, riding with pirates, floating in outer space, robbing a bank in the wild west...
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<TEM> I really want to see my request happen
<TEM> Without any effort on my part
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Deezer gets appreciation from Nintendo.
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That should be Deezer's profile pic
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And now, in a special collectors edition, too late for Christmas... Deezer the Snowman: The Album!
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This is too rich!!! LOL! :D :D
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Someone should make snowmen (and a snowgirl) out of Lizard Dude, MEGAߥTE, and Sapphira. I would, but I don't feel like opening Photoshop.
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They are snowpersons. I think they are hidden in N64's Frappe Snowland.
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Run into them, and you unlock them. </fakerumor>
*Goes off to make Deezer/LD/Sapph/MB MK64 screenshots*
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You make the in-game screens and I'll make the player select screens.
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Deezer so owns DK.
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Hopefully this will keep going for awhile.
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Oh no! Someone call the noodle-haired-rake-armed-odd-looking-snowman rescuing department!!!
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OMG this is so funny...(even though this is a late post)
Lizard Dude you are sooooo evil.....
I wonder how Deezer feels about this....
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-Post Deleted- Oh * i got to change that pic somewhere else too!!!
~Image removed. That kind of language is against the rules. It's not even funny. ~Sapph
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Okay I cleaned up the words! (man this is going to get me banned for triple posting but...)
is it better now?
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Hahaha, I like!
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Wow. You didn't draw that yourself, did you?
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uh...no
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I believe it's from... Ctrl-Alt-Delete?
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CORRECT!!!
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Deezer the Snowman loves all seasons, and what better way to celebrate Christmas in July then Bird Person's awesomely awesome new music video (http://kontek.net/LizardDude/BirdPerson/Deezer%20the%20Snowman%20Music%20Video.wmv)!
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Woah! That was great! Good jorb guys.
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Wow....................................................................................Wow.
That was beautiful! :'D
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Ahahaha pure awesomeness!
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Wow indeed.
I loved how it started off with 13 seconds of pure black. The "content good and bad" part was gold!
Hmm the pipe on the main page looks weird at 800x600. You all should be using at least 1024x768 you guys... >_> <_<
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It's winter over here, so I don't feel left out anymore! :D
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It's great knowing that even I had a part in making that. Hey, shouldn't Deezer the Snowman have some sort of legs?
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Snowmen don't have legs, so I don't see the problem.
Nice addition to an already legendary thread.
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I just watched the video for the first time. Good stuff.
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BP, are you able to make that music video in a format other than Windows Media? I'm a Mac user. Do you have a Flash maker?
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It's not BP's fault you can't view it.
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BP, are you able to make that music video in a format other than Windows Media? I'm a Mac user. Do you have a Flash maker?
I have found a good Mac WMV player here (http://www.flip4mac.com/). It's much better than the outdated Mac version of Windows Media Player.
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Oh, good. Now I don't have to ask LD to upload the ridiculously large AVI or MPEG (55 and 30 MB, respectively). And then Vidgmchtr starts telling me about XviDs and VdiXs or something and I'm saying "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" in my head. You're a real bandwidth saver, Max.
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I don't think it'll work on my Mac. I have an OS 9. :(
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Hmm... I'll see what I can do, then.
Ugh, you need to upgrade! OS 9 is long dead.
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I was finally able to view the video, and it was amazing (in the good way :). It's great to know I was included in the "ban people when they fight" part -_- I still can't believe I was part of a music video. And there is writing there, BP :D
EDIT: What do I get up to this morning? Lizard Dude singing Deezer the Snowman, but like LD's trying to control my mind <_< >_>. It must be a plot to take over the world...using a real Deezer the Snowman made from forumers XO!
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It would have been louder had you opened your window.
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Well, I needed a picture of a "flame war" in TMK. I knew I should put myself in it to prevent the finger-pointing and all, so I saw an "L IS NOT REAL" argument as the perfect candidate.
And by the way, you're still wrong. I thought it was particularly great how it was cut off at *throws gun away and reveals bombs*... The suspense!! But don't go crazy, I'm just a member with a massive load of free time on his hands.
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Sorry for the possible bump, but I finally got to see the music video! It owns, BP!
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No, it's a good bump. Now a bunch of new TMKers can hear the song!
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If only all of the members knew when a thread revival is necessary.
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Well, it's Christmastime to boot.
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This was okay, even though it's none of my business.
Okay? That was perhaps the gratest "Frosty the Snowman" parody EVER!
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Agreed, this is pretty rocking, two thumbs up!!
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And yet, I missed it all ._.
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Missed what? You can still listen to the song.
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LOL
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It's Christmastime again, which means it's time for the traditional bump of this topic for the new members to hear this timeless classic.
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I'm gonna put it in my iTunes!
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And after all these years, Deezer still manages to be so cool.
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I suppose I should start working on the Christmas WTMK 'Cast soon.
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And after all these years, Deezer still manages to be so cool.
Yeah. His soul keeps the snow around it frozen.
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Is it like Frosty the Snowman? I remember that when I was in elementary school, we sang that song. It's been a long time though.
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So I finally got around to downloading the music video because DLing anything with a dial-up connection is a test of patience.
Now I'm grinning so hard it hurts...
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It appeared in my backyard on Christmas day.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftem.kontek.net%2FInternet%2520Crap%2FPhotoshops%2520%28All%2520Content%2520Copyright%2520Trademark%2520and%2520Registered%2520by%2520Evan%2520Harrington%29%2FDeezerTheSnowman.jpg&hash=4fdf34b795d836db44d3aef670ee18d6)
Each day it slowly slides closer to the house.
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It appeared in my backyard on Christmas day.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftem.kontek.net%2FInternet%2520Crap%2FPhotoshops%2520%28All%2520Content%2520Copyright%2520Trademark%2520and%2520Registered%2520by%2520Evan%2520Harrington%29%2FDeezerTheSnowman.jpg&hash=4fdf34b795d836db44d3aef670ee18d6)
Each day it slowly slides closer to the house.
LOL!! Nice song Lizard Dude! Very creative!
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I thought I knew what "strange" was before this day. ; )
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it skould be an offical christmas carol. the lyrics are way better than the original.
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did you go to sckoul?
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yes, but i never was goood at spelling...
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TMK, have you checked the calendar? That's right! Deezer the Snowman is about to be three years old. And with that, it's time for the annual bump.
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Oh man, I can't believe I forgot about this.
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I got this song memorized.
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This put a smile on my face after a long, dreary semester. Good times.
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There's a pile of snow in front of my house. Thing is, it hasn't been snowing at all where I live. Also, there's a pair of glasses and a piece of bread in it. Is that normal?
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Is it safe to assume there's already been an Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons joke?
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I did a google search for Deezer
http://www.deezer.com/
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That sing is what I call entertainment.
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Step aside, Deezer. There's a new snowman in town, and he promises to give promotions to everyone.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc67.deviantart.com%2Ffs39%2Ff%2F2008%2F347%2F6%2F4%2FHoliday_PostCard_2008_by_OhioErieCanalGirl.jpg&hash=4f1562cfa128ae553f0b8d00e0813c8a)
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Deezer the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I'll update the site again someday
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
Look at Deezer go
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
He sure loves Mario!
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
Look at Deezer go
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
He sure loves Mario!
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Deezer the Unseasonable Snowman.
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That was a gorgeous bump, TEM!
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I don't know why I didn't link the original picture I took. Here it is. (http://tem.kontek.net/Pictures/Wasteland/ACME%20Power%20Plant/Rewreckage.JPG)
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Now, have a well-photoshopped picture of Deezer The Snowman fighting Scorpion in a stage from Mortal Kombat 1 or 2, please.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-BYc8nx3qNXs/To-IWD5_uGI/AAAAAAAAF8M/j5X3JeRV2DU/s800/dts.gif)
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I don't know why I didn't link the original picture I took. Here it is. (http://tem.kontek.net/Pictures/Wasteland/ACME%20Power%20Plant/Rewreckage.JPG)
I did not see Deezer the Snowman in that picture, but the one you posted earlier made me instantly see Deezer the Snowman.
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5 year old request fulfilled, let me check that one off the list.
Luigison: You have some interesting sentence structure there; I'm not sure I can fathom what you are saying. You didn't see Deezer in the photoshopped version of the picture until you saw the original?
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Is this song available for mp3 download anywhere for us Mac users?
EDIT: Never mind. The WAV file should work.