Author Topic: ShadowBrian's Harem (Read 28427 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **on:** June 08, 2009, 03:43:22 AM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on May 31, 2009, 10:10:13 PM

New thread proposal: People post pictures of girls and I critique.

First up: Leslie Swan, localization manager for most major Nintendo games and voice of Peach and Mona (who she kind of looks like).

Glorb · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2009, 07:12:11 AM »

Oh god she looks exactly like my friend's sister I don't like this thread very much anymore.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2009, 07:30:28 AM »

Well, after all, it's not "Glorb's Harem". Of course, I was personally holding out for "ShadowBrain's Harem", but since whoever "ShadowBrian" is isn't around, I'll fill in for him.

As for Swan, well, well... I wouldn't put her picture up on my wall, but I'll certainly never watch her name lazily scroll past in game credits quite the same again.

Glorb · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2009, 07:59:45 AM »

One of the pioneering female emcees, MC Lyte represents Brooklyn, and could probably kill you with her bare hands.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:45:31 AM »

Here's some asian woman throwing a baseball. Critique after critiquing MC.

Rao · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:17:21 AM »

Ami and Yumi from Hai Hai Puffy AmiYumi.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #6 on:** June 10, 2009, 04:28:44 PM »

MC Lyte: I'm no racist, but I generally tend to like my girls like I like my clouds and vanilla ice cream. That being said, I'm gonna call "butterface" on this one.

Asian woman throwing a baseball: If that's legit, I'm getting season tickets and a pair of binoculars.

The Sisters Puffy: Wait, I thought that was some lame animated show... well, shows you what I know. Anyway, their ages being indeterminable to my eyes, I'll hold off on any majorly provocative comments and just say this: Garish and unconventional, yet endearing (to a point).

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #7 on:** June 10, 2009, 04:39:44 PM »

I remember in the old days we didn't know which sex Leslie Swan was.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 10, 2009, 04:51:59 PM »

Critique. Nao.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #9 on:** June 10, 2009, 04:54:46 PM »

That medallion draws attention to all the right places. Not sure why she's got that pretty head of her's leaning over, though.

TEM · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2009, 10:29:37 AM »

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:33:54 PM »

Such an obvious word, and yet...

Weegee · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2009, 05:06:30 PM »

Literally anything you Google with safeSearch turned off brings up porn... yes, even including the term, "anything".

Anyways, let us critique.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2009, 05:33:44 PM »

CONCAVE NIPPLES.

Weegee · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2009, 05:51:01 PM »

Do you think that the brown dots are some sort of vaguely cancerous skin condition or just splotches of something on the photo?