It all started when people learned that I really liked chocolate milk. Occasionally, people who perferred soft drinks or sports drinks (How dreadful!) gave their half-pint cartons to me because they didn't want to waste it. Typically, I got 1 or 2 extra per day. But one day... A friend of mine was able to locate many donors. I ended up drinking about 6.3 pints of chocolate milk that day, almost 13 cartons. And this was after lunch, mind you! I found it very hard to walk and extremely hard to sit down again. I felt rather good, but I was also in great pain.
What have I learned?
"Don't eat a big lunch if you're going to drink a chocolate milk marathon!"
EDIT: Forgot to check HTML for the millionth time.
Edited by - Suffix on 1/13/2005 7:09:55 PM
"Chocolate milk is the best thing to ever happen to the dairy industry. Unless, of course, you kill yourself through imbibing massive quantities."
- Ian "Suffix"