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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2007, 07:11:04 PM »
Oh please, as if modern Valentines were even relevant to the love aspect of the holiday. They're all like "You're cool" and "Look at how glittery this card is" and "Look a popular cartoon character is depicted giving candy to people here."
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« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2007, 07:21:03 PM »
Yeah I'm not sure anyone knows what I'm exactly looking for or how I actually am, there are people out there that know how things work believe it or not.  And have you ever thought that you could die any second?  Just because you're young doesn't mean your resistant to death.  People don't always live a long and fulfilling life.  And if you're so so annoyed about my comments, how about you just don't read them?  Thats a lot simpler that than asking people not to.
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I only watch [adult swim]

« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2007, 08:46:02 PM »
"Tacky Heart Shaped Novelties" sounds about right. They are kind of tacky, and after eating an entire box of them, your fingers are left all dusty and smell of Heart candies.

On a related note: Somebody should tell the owner of that Says-it site (Church Sign Generator) to add the Heart candies to the list of things users can customize. Users could make the message, then choose the color of the font, and the color of the heart. Good times! :D
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #48 on: February 13, 2007, 08:51:59 PM »
That reminds me of a certian Simpsons holiday episode...
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2007, 10:43:51 PM »
The heart candies are terrible. They just remind me of.............really nasty tasting food.
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Me: Why?

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #50 on: February 14, 2007, 02:05:00 AM »
Including people of the same gender. That's just gay.
Your homophobia is beginning to make me sick. You can love someone of the same gender and not be a homosexual. It's only when you are sexually attracted to a person of the same sex. Oh and SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL He's a sponge and therefore asexual. He even says in one episode that he reproduces by budding.

« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2007, 06:13:06 AM »
Completely missed that one...

Oh CTOAN those examples you gave in that other thread that apparently "proves" the character's sexuality are bunk, just to back up SolidShroom a bit. I'll bring a few up, but make the text size a bit smaller as to not distract the people from the actual topic of this thread.

Quote from: cantthinkofaname
I hate Spongebob. Not just because of how childishly sickening and demented it is, but because I've noticed many areas in the cartoon that are homosexually suggesstive.

Spongebob: Let's promise never to fight again.
(Spongebob and Patrick hold hands)
So they're holding hands. Both characters have a child-like demeanor and many children of the same gender think that it'd be okay to hold hands. I'm sure even YOU thought this was okay when you were about the age of 4 or 5. This IS a show for younger children, so the main characters usually have to relate to their audience in SOME way.

Quote from: CTOAN
Spongebob: Patrick, why did you take off your pants?
Patrick: This stuff (invisible spray) stains clothes.
Spongebob: Good thinking! (takes off his pants)
Um....okay. Again, another thing little children like to do, strip in front of each other. They don't know any better, and I'd say that really isn't a good reason that makes Spongebob a homosexual. The characters are anatomically incorrect anyway, why bother?

Hm....
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2007, 08:42:16 AM »
I agree with SolidShroom, CTOAN.

And according to me valentines given to people of the same gender is to say "I love you" AS A FRIEND. No homosexuality about that!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2007, 08:43:02 AM »
I wish I were Spongebob on Valentine's Day.  He's always getting all the attention from everyone.

I don't hate or like Valentine's day because I let it pass without a second thought.  I just hope no one tries to give me anything, because I don't have anything to give them.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2007, 09:29:19 AM »
*throws away the gift he was going to give Markio*
This is a secret coded message.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2007, 11:56:49 AM »
*Glorb takes the gift that RP threw away, and discovers it's a test tube full of experimental hairspray*
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« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2007, 12:49:20 PM »
*SMOOCHIES*

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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2007, 01:49:03 PM »
I strongly detest Valentine's Day. It's nothing but a "holiday" devoted to pure commercialism (I'm not buying my (metaphorical) girlfriend a lobster for Valentine's Day). Also, the teachers make us give "valentines" to everybody. Including people of the same gender. That's just gay.

Quit bein' such a homophobe! There's nothing wrong with little brotherly love every now and then! Com'ere! *attempts to give CTOAN a big hug*

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2007, 02:06:20 PM »
So last Christmas I went home and gave gifts to both of my parents. Ya, I had to give gifts to my dad -- ugh, that's so GAY!
~I.S.~

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2007, 02:39:54 PM »
About the spongebob thing, in one episode he is watching a pink sponge on TV, it could be some sort of porn, the sponge on TV is pink, so it's a female, also, in another, when Spongebob first meets Sandy, he brings her flowers, so he couldn't be gay. It seems the two like each other!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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