Author Topic: Relationdukars (Read 79872 times)

Weegee · « **Reply #135 on:** June 03, 2012, 12:07:31 AM »

I need an OkCupid username to stalk local girls with. I'm leaning toward 'SpergLord9000', but I'm open to suggestions.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #136 on:** June 03, 2012, 01:18:20 AM »

CreepyQuietKidFrom6thGrade

Weegee · « **Reply #137 on:** June 03, 2012, 01:25:12 AM »

*****, I was getting detentions for being a loudmouthed smart-Alec on a weekly basis in middle school. Besides, there's a 15-character limit.

EDIT: I settled on AnnoyingFat[badonkadonk]. It's only a matter of time before the *****es are all over me. Here's my winning personality trait graph:

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #138 on:** June 21, 2012, 05:30:28 PM »

Friendzone'd.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #139 on:** June 21, 2012, 06:30:40 PM »

Weegee · « **Reply #140 on:** June 21, 2012, 06:36:45 PM »

Wait, by the girl you were almost certainly going out with?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #141 on:** June 21, 2012, 10:26:42 PM »

Well, yes, and we were going out for almost two months, so maybe I used the wrong word. In any case, it's actually relatively mutual.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #142 on:** September 26, 2012, 11:46:59 PM »

Quote from: CrossEyed7 on August 17, 2011, 11:31:32 AM

the girl I was crushing on while internally debating whether she was too young for me already has a boyfriend (who happens to be a year older than me).

Funny story: At the time I wrote this, there were two girls I was crushing on around the same time, both of whom had recently turned or were about to turn 18. While wondering if 17.9 was too young for a 21.7-year-old to date, I then found out, both around the same time, that both of them were dating guys named Andrew who were born the same year as me (several months earlier, making both of them close to a year older than me).

And a month or two ago -- again, both around the same time -- I found out that both couples are still together and are engaged.

Weegee · « **Reply #143 on:** September 27, 2012, 12:19:11 AM »

[darn]ed Andrews.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #144 on:** October 31, 2012, 05:15:45 PM »

Theory confirmed: getting friendzoned via text is quicker and less awkward, but feel no less dukary.

BriGuy92 · « **Reply #145 on:** October 31, 2012, 06:40:59 PM »

The trick is to go *past* the friendzone. Become such great friends that a relationship is inevitable.

I don't know if this is actually good advice. It's worked for me in two out of two relationships, but those could just be special cases.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #146 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:49:23 PM »

Well, what I mean is, the phrase "my boyfriend" was used in a response. Indirect friendzoning for the time being.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #147 on:** January 09, 2013, 02:57:03 PM »

Sexy English teachers: 2, ShadowBrain: 0

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #148 on:** January 09, 2013, 03:01:18 PM »

What, did she give you an F on an assignment?

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #149 on:** January 09, 2013, 05:28:53 PM »

I think you mean "[badonkadonk]ignment."