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Author Topic: The greatest video game trailer ever!  (Read 6027 times)

Kojinka

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« on: May 05, 2009, 09:11:26 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU67r0-QgZs
The idea is so bizarre, that if the gameplay was better, it could've been the game of the year!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

WarpRattler

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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 09:24:46 PM »
Unfortunately, everything I've heard says the game sucks and blows, and since there's no demo for me to check that for myself...

By the way, the dancing Stalin video was the best one.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2009, 09:51:08 PM »
We need a DDR game where you play as Stalin, Hitler, FDR, and Winston Churchill.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Captain Jim

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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 10:05:15 PM »
We need a DDR game where you play as Stalin, Hitler, FDR, and Winston Churchill.

Something seems amiss here.
No! I don't want that!

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 10:08:58 PM »
Not really--there's tons of pictures with those guys together.

I think I know what this is referring to without watching the trailer... and, well, it's hard to know how to feel.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2009, 10:11:27 PM »
ShadowBrian, I was referring the fact that FDR was handicapped.
No! I don't want that!

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2009, 10:15:51 PM »
Oh, yeah...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Kojinka

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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 11:20:50 PM »
In video games, it's not gonna stop him from getting jiggy with it.  He could probably dance in his wheelchair.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2009, 01:19:48 AM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2009, 07:27:17 AM »
Thank you.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2009, 01:24:11 PM »
Image of the year? Assuming we even have awards next year.
every

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2009, 10:18:52 AM »
RHYTHM IS A DANCER
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2009, 03:56:36 PM »
I'm wary as to how well such a game would work out, seeing that Adolf would blow the competition away without contest. Rockin' the Third Reich from '36 to '45:





Of course, if Stalin were similarly imbued with the jiving skills of MC Hammer, he may stand a fighting chance:
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2009, 06:43:29 AM »
I thought that was Pan's body for a second.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

WarpRattler

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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2009, 03:33:32 PM »
Since there's no demo and everything I've heard says it's not worth any amount of money, I've downloaded Stalin vs. Martians to see how bad it is for myself.

EDIT: Oh my god it's so bad. I'm glad I didn't buy it.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2009, 03:47:17 PM by WarpRattler »

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2009, 05:55:46 PM »
So is it an RTS or is it about dancing? I can't tell.
That was a joke.

« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2009, 08:41:41 PM »
The game is indeed an RTS, and a godawful one at that.
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2009, 09:00:25 PM »
Really? Felt like turn-based strategy to me, as choppy as it was.

Here's some other people talking about how bad it is. I agree with a lot of what they say, but here are some highlights from when I tried the game if you don't want to read those excellent articles for some reason:

- As already mentioned, incredibly choppy. Part of this is my computer, but I've heard from other people with better computers about the same problems.

- Horrible stuff going on with the difficulty level. There are long-range units that can destroy tanks in one hit - on the first level.

- No creating more units, and no reinforcement system to deal with this like I've seen in some RTS games. From what I played, you start a level with some units, and that's what you've got. No revivification, either (as seen in some games with no unit creation or reinforcement system and even some with one or the other or both of those).

- Hard to tell what's going on. Regardless of the level of zoom, humans and the little Martian guys that look sort of like Pikmin are kind of hard to see. Also, there's no way to change the resolution.

- No multiplayer. This is almost certainly a good thing in this case, but developers should know by now that multiplayer is almost necessary for the genre (to the point where some games don't even ship with single-player components).

Godawful indeed.

« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2009, 02:06:18 PM »
Err, what I meant by RTS turn-based strategy. Oh yes.
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