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Title: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Master on April 02, 2003, 08:48:00 PM
This is a storyboard where you try to make as least sense as possible.  Good luck!

One night when the sun was high, Mario, Luigi, Frankenstein, and Porkboy went walking on their hands on the moon.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 02, 2003, 08:58:07 PM
Then hot snow began to fall up and the midnight sun coughed marshmallows.

The 1964th person
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on April 02, 2003, 09:56:34 PM
Waluigi's slipper fish ate 66 windmills in Otto von Bismark's gazebo.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Master on April 03, 2003, 08:35:53 AM
Then a raincloud formed at Mario's feet and candy fell from the ground to the sky, killing the sun.  Then somebody who was walking up the sky eating soda said "Welcome to Mooooooonsiiiiide!"  And then he imploded and only half the pork was left for the children to barf up for breakfast and the corn was growing in Mario's brain.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: beefy on April 03, 2003, 09:01:41 AM
Mario ran in circles as the dancing canary in the upside-down cabin in the lake sang "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow mix, Meow mix please deliver!"

mmm...  beef...
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 03, 2003, 09:27:22 AM
Then Yoshi took a bucket of screaming air and tossed it down into the liquid sky.
He then looked at the calendar noticing it was the 13th day on the 13th day of the week in the 13th month. He screamed silently so everyone could hear.

Yoshi: It's Maypril! It's Maypril 13! Ahhhh!

He started running in square circles and suddenly crashed into Mario, who was still running.

Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 4/3/2003 7:29:03 AM
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Master on April 03, 2003, 11:42:45 AM
Then yesterday, Mario would go from the movies to watch bacon freeze in a fiery cold pan as the moon jumped over the cow.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 03, 2003, 11:49:11 AM
When Mario and Yoshi finally snapped out of it, Peach jumped out of the moon and bacon grease spewed from a paperback nacho.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 03, 2003, 10:52:27 PM
Before this all happened, in the year ¢xØÅ’, the pickles were marching from days. A large bean sprouted a story, and the buildings turned half-heartedly toward the atom. Nylon tortillas covered the air, and the liquid from the hair of a rhinocephant ate pie. While mean, in the far past, rappers were giving money to a bank and Mario did away with fried ice for a midnight morning meal. Then, Alice in Wonderland got very happy at them for making so much little cents, and the ducks screamed for silicon.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on April 04, 2003, 02:16:52 AM
Then Mario used to orbit the devil monkeys while her footpolish errupted in a cavalcade of congressional doughnuts.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Master on April 04, 2003, 07:43:09 AM
Then Mario sprouted the wings of a bat, stalked like a zombie, and whistle "row, row row your boat" through a carwash.  Then Luigi ate his mouth and it didn't taste so good, so Porkboy sneezed on a donught crossing a meatball in the hot, cold, bright, dark, sunny midnight ground.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on April 04, 2003, 09:34:34 AM
Then Donkey Kong ate Pikachu and farted a huge fart out of his mouth that smelled like a 1000000000000000000 year old slice of Ash Ketchum. Then Ganondorf wet his pants.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 04, 2003, 04:45:32 PM
Then Zelda flew down from the earth's solid liquid core and laughed angrily at Ganondorf.  She hopped up and inside-out and started singing:

Tinkle, tinkle little pee
It feels good to you and me
Up above the potty so high
Don't forget to zip your fly
Tinkle, tinkle little pee
It feels good to you and me

(BTW, that song is (c) by me, so don't steal it (as if you'd want too...))

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 04, 2003, 09:15:08 PM
That's so sad. This story was going so well until that.
What's even worse, that made sense. Tsk tsk tsk.

Ganondorf lied. The neon lit the flood and was new lome. Near, from the low end of the high shy twilight, it was freezing hot with a dash of mint. The lint from Mario's nose danced the turnstile and let the germs knead a cliff. Bees knees breeze sleaze she's. Then, Link ate the middle of squares with two new cast iron papers.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 04, 2003, 09:28:29 PM
(Okay, the song was a bit, uh "2nd Grader-ish", and may have made sense, but the context didn't, so nya! :P )

Mario yodeled out of the paper carwash when suddenly a talking circus leaf swam thru the steel moon of the whistling sun's hairpin.


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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on April 04, 2003, 10:28:57 PM
Then the Earth crashed into the Earth, and everyone who was stapled to a pipedream died terrible terrible births.

"NOOOO!" whispered the diplomat.  "I still need to catagorize the gnarly fingerpersons!"

But alas, the pancakes never stopped chirping.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 05, 2003, 06:09:26 PM
Yoshi puked apple bookmarks on the chirping pancakes, causing the dying slime rocks to sniff bagel pansies.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 05, 2003, 10:26:52 PM
Meanwhile, the coughing lounge chair ate some Fredericks in the last hour of the knee. The porcupines were so emblazoned by the laziness of the drought, that when Norman left the party, a dream yelled TOMORROW!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 07, 2003, 07:01:48 PM
So tomorrow came a month ago and the juggling butterflies ate chicken scarves. Everyone scratched Lakilester's sneezing xylophone and barked like giggling moss.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 07, 2003, 10:16:32 PM
The news liked to eat loud fronds of ploughs. A yelling typewriter did pushups above the stars and the weekend chickens mowed the lawn.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 08, 2003, 12:37:50 PM
But the weekend chickens got drunk on apple stickers and electrocuted the hairy Piranha Plant symphonies with screaming coffee leashes.
Jigglypuff un-dematerialized and yodeled, "I'm a waffling milk jug!"

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 08, 2003, 09:56:28 PM
Jigglypuff leaned against text breeches and the chocolate poodles licked purple air eaters. The next loot to enter the sky loved too much broccoli and divorced leary freaks.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 09, 2003, 01:55:34 PM
Then a cherry pie walked in and out of a buttered bagel while drinking hot dogs.

Scratch here to reveal prize!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 09, 2003, 03:54:25 PM
But the elongated jellybeans sneezed causing Luigi to bark softly while Toad played a popping cat.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 09, 2003, 04:15:03 PM
Then Mario ate around backwards and laughed sidewards to the Happy Happy Joy Joy song, while Toad wasn't screaming at all so everybody got painful earaches, and Luigi screamed a really silent story, which sniffed everybody to lick their own ears loudly, and Peach was walking down-side-east across a doorknob full of air, which made him even less dumb, and the potato salad kissed in a very intelligent direction that I sounded non-American. And Bowser was helping Daisy to breathe so nicely, she couldn't help dying. Then a wasteperson basket started to sing out a air and my belch was nice or ice cream.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/9/2003 3:28:23 PM
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 09, 2003, 08:06:04 PM
Looga looga looga. C-3PO lunged backward through the breezy silk wall, and the new larynx screamed like a vacuum, seeing the new plexi-grass have such a nice time beating crumpet cases.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on April 10, 2003, 03:57:05 AM
Then all of the matchheads in Moscow danced like a giggly gangster, whilst Professor Eggnog regurgitated a topwise slipknot.

"!chomp chain a" toaD said "!looK"
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 10, 2003, 01:41:59 PM
Then the Tampa Bay Devil Rays won the Stanley Cup
The 49ers won the World Series
The Devils won the Indy 500
Jeff Gordon won Wimbleton
and Serina Williams won the Super Bowl

Scratch here to reveal prize!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 10, 2003, 01:56:53 PM
But the crying monkey feet whispered "knee" in the frigid boiling clown meat.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 10, 2003, 11:45:39 PM
Serena Williams ran towards. Green bellies licked fleas, and the fleas ate Wimbledon. Next door, at the house of the sinking moon, dreams longed for french labels and the coffee wondered when the next shipment of neckties was due from Schmorkiln.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 11, 2003, 01:46:44 PM
Juniper then smelled the water. It sounded smelly. Robot sheep then took over the wax in the button on my computer. Great you're here said one tree to my foot. Help, I can't stop typing. Must resist the urge to keep typing. HELP!!!

Scratch here to reveal prize!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 15, 2003, 12:42:30 AM
Liver dandelions backed in a warm Winter breeze. This caused the fingerflickers to sneeze. The flickerfingers liked pie and thay ate so much that they got thin and fat. The last day, next to 40 winks ago, is a fake loogie with cream cheese on sides of melons!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 15, 2003, 02:48:31 PM
lol.

Fourtyleven hats jumped on red topped tile chairs. Tyrece punched Dave which made Dave's broken hair come to mthe pizza and eat table.

Scratch here to reveal prize!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: King Boo on April 15, 2003, 06:52:38 PM
Then Bowser threw Wario into the sky & he drowned in the clouds.

Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 16, 2003, 12:48:16 AM
The cyanide got angry and ploughed some bananas. When the lemon drops refused to fall, the late nearsighted salmon wished upon a flying sheep.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 17, 2003, 03:41:07 PM
But then the questioning waffles decided to eat a crunchy meatball. Luigi screamed, "Gooey gooey rodent paper!" and slammed into a non-existing radish that sang.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 18, 2003, 11:14:57 AM
Then all two of the triplets spanked Dan's non-existing duff. Thus turning Dan into an annoying bald man named Melvin who collects stamps.

Scratch here to reveal prize!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 18, 2003, 11:48:00 AM
Yoshi slapped Mario across the face to the right, though it flew in the opposite direction, and a donut bottle smacked Luigi in the hair, and a speaker whispered, "ALL HAIL EMACHINES!!" And Mario laughed and walked backwards out-to the ceiling, where cards smelled like trumpet fanfare, and I kissed the air, and it screamed so loudly, it was easy to ignore.

No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."  
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 18, 2003, 09:46:45 PM
But then German potato fritters started gasping for precious carbon-monoxide.
 "Pmohc Niahc a!" Toad said, "Kool!"

Killer male queen ants danced upon the shine of the clown-faced onion moon.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 18, 2003, 11:02:04 PM
Neurolytic forklifts blind to the lard of quarks made kneeling brochures bleed Lake We're Doomed Dead Guts A-OK.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 18, 2003, 11:17:39 PM
(I hope everyone caught what Toad *truly* said. lol)

The neurolytic forklifts wailed silently, "I'M A LITTLE PLUSH SMOOTHIE!!!"  But the gurgling math book then stole a juice-filled bowling orangutang.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 19, 2003, 12:01:18 AM
Orangutan.
And yeah, I did.

The fresh liverwurst brat nubian lager blew sixty numbers in breed maneid.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 19, 2003, 12:07:08 AM
I know what I said. *smirks*

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on April 20, 2003, 06:53:35 PM
Then Dr. Wario's doubleplusungood Fairy Godnephew spanked a marching naysayer, and the millipedes rejoiced.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Insane Steve on April 20, 2003, 07:00:53 PM
Then, a condesending grapefruit got lodged in Mario's 5th eye. Then Yoshi ran backways in a straight circle until he fell into a bag of antimony pentaflouride*. The blarpish smirk hit Luigi so loudly he fell into Neptune and kissed a green cow.

*Antimony pentaflouride is an acid about 2,000 times as strong as a typical acid. And that compound name made less sense than anything in the post. Trust me.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on April 20, 2003, 07:13:19 PM
Then Ed, Edd and eddy(they never make sense) jumped onto the starship kirbyprise and ed sang "I like chickens."  Then Eddy killed double d with a monster from N.M.E. named fred the spanyard.  Then Pokemon were eating digimon.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 20, 2003, 07:31:14 PM
Mario dicided to drink the mouse cake his ferret had eaten three nights ago but happily it was still in her foot.

(Even I don't know what I mean)

Scratch here to reveal prize!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 20, 2003, 10:11:45 PM
When the lamps ate the sky, no one was frank. Mario's pet bacteria loved lush sushi and when the range boiled, pink phalanges slipped on a book and hit her shoe on a head.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 20, 2003, 11:35:57 PM
But SOMEONE was Frank; his name was Frank. Then the jolly pinapple squash sang, "eating the sun is silly and fun," while Bob Dole un-disappeared and kissed a falling quail balloon. A molting envelope waitress  stole a free cricket lollipop. But the bagels continued to fly in the water.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on April 21, 2003, 02:21:59 AM
"Look!" said a chain chomp.  "Toad!"
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 21, 2003, 02:20:44 PM
Toad puked himself out of his own mouth, and Toad was covered in ice cream.

BTY, I know Fred the Spanyard from Jman's post; he's at "Neglected Mario Characters" at smbhq.com.

No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Fifth on April 21, 2003, 04:45:37 PM
"Huh?  W-what's going on here?"
"I feel a presence..."
"Could it be a gh-gh-ghost?"
*Smack!* "CLOW CARD!"
"Right.  Thanks.  So what is it?"
"I think it's "The Nonsense".  You can't go in or you may never be heard from again!"
"What can I do?  Oh, Windy!"
"No!  Try the "Plot" card you just got"
"Oh.  That makes sense.  Plot!  Create the semblance of a continuous chain of events!"
...
"Did it work?"
"I don't think so.  The nonsense is too powerful!"

(I think I've been watching too much "Cardcaptor Sakura" (Not "Cardcaptors"! Ugh!))

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Insane Steve on April 21, 2003, 08:39:00 PM
John the white can then said, "This is not a sentence." And a train plowed into everything.

And the story began unto again, and the next poster's head will explode if (s)he uses an "e' in his/her next post here.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 21, 2003, 08:46:18 PM
But th- little dwarf giant monk-y at- a tulip fill-d with cabin-ts. The l-tt-r b-tw--n 'd' and 'f' was th-n un-d-stroy-d, and th- crispy chunks of dino sunlight br-ath-d happily in d-spair.

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If things don't go your way, just k--p complaining until your dr-ams come tru-.

Edited by - Sapphira on 4/21/2003 7:48:18 PM
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Insane Steve on April 21, 2003, 08:54:28 PM
"*E*dited by - Sapphira on 4/21/2003 7:48:18 PM"

*uncontrollable laughing*


Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 21, 2003, 10:34:56 PM
Gah! I n--d thos- sp-cial pow-rs! Nooo! My h-ad's -xploding! Wait, you said *-*, low-r cas-, NOT *E*. Ha-ha! Nya!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 21, 2003, 10:37:48 PM
Actually, at the point at which I said they "un-disapp-ar-d", technically, I could use them them, like I am now! nnnnnnnnn!

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on April 21, 2003, 10:44:08 PM
Then Wario showed up, along with Waluigi, Watoad, Wabowser, Waprincess Wapeach, Wawario, and Wamalamalariouigi.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on April 21, 2003, 10:51:28 PM
@_@

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: King Boo on April 22, 2003, 01:00:27 AM
Then Toad ate an XBox,& everyone turned fat & drowned in the ground while eating a drink.

Im the king,
you dino-guy,
ill smash you now,
so say goodbye!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Master on April 22, 2003, 06:30:20 AM
Then, as the bacon fat thickened, a wonderful smell came bounding out of an apple core.  And a long, short apple ago, in a meatball far away.
Mario beef sandwich a ate, then Link said "32163, 21749 832135 76759061 8379!"  Then mARIO said "!Pmohc niahc a !Kool", and the sun imploded and destroyed exactly 20mm of the universe.  Mario continued to search for his golden pancake, for it gave him the power to.  Then Link found the Begginner Shield and.  Then Luigi said to Mario "Mario!  I know how to save the GCN!  All we have to.  Then Frankenstien.  Mario.  Luig.  Contrary to popul.  This concluds our broad.  Then Luigi fell asleep and fell into a pipedream, and suffered a second, horrible Link then died and went to Hello!  Said Toad as Mario walked into the MushRoom for rent!  Said Link as he showed off his room to the Lovely Princess Peach was strolling through her garden, when suddenly she was Captain Olimar's diary: Day 1, Today I found a creature on this planet and I am calling it a Fresh Fish!  Get your fresh fish!

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 23, 2003, 12:16:33 PM
Then a chicken pot pie snuck up on my foot as it was sleeping. "He He Ho Oh Pfttttooey" was the sound the cheese made as it pushed the thirty-seventeen reds down a gorilla's happily stupid small intestine. mThus ending the world.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 01, 2003, 06:31:34 PM
Then Mario sat on the air, and Peach kissed Mario up the nose, and Toad twisted into a donut and changed the bee into a bagel and I slammed the knee and rubbed the door and it was happy it was eating my face and Luigi poked the air and you yelped.

No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on May 01, 2003, 08:33:50 PM
..."A hoyvin glabin!! With the hurting and punching and the HAMSTER-EATING NOSTRILS!! Gahoyblain jivan!!"

Pinocchio came wishing he were a wooden doll, and a grapefruit samdwich decided to turn him into a pickled lion foot. The world shouted silently, "Neeeeeeeeeeee hehe!! Qua-laing!! I'm a little sausage noodle!" But the talking sock sighed, "eh."

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on May 02, 2003, 12:33:54 AM
And Mario's mysterious dentist never once tasted like a newsworthy harpsicord, even when my wanderlust integrated a fickle fortnight.  But I digress.  The actual shoemaker's neck had 37 chipmunks, chanting "I am Ceasar!" under the Autumn poundcake.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on May 04, 2003, 04:09:30 PM
Then xbox headquarters was blowed up by Link and bill gates and bill the extra guy and bill clinton and bill and bill and bill dotrieve and bill was happy as a dogs bladder.

Long live the Mario Brothers!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 04, 2003, 06:39:54 PM
Then everyone' least most hated hero of a villian ate some swiss cheese. Derek Jeter comes up to bat here in the top of the fourth inning, and for who thge bell tolls is a moron.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 04, 2003, 07:02:13 PM
Then Mario was tripping along in the pancreas of the woods, when he fell upon a dresser. He opened a drawer and walked in, where he met the three Mutant snails- Mama Snail, Uncle Snail, and Sister-in-Law snail. They vacuumed him up through a map, and they they ate him through their pens.

Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Master on May 07, 2003, 06:16:34 AM
Then Mario's meatball imploded with the pants of three pairs of underwear!  This didn't cause a black hole and everyone was blown out of a nosehair.  But big did Mario know, that on top of the sky, beneath the ground, in the deepest part of the ocean... lurked a spoooooon....  dancing with a noooooseeeehhhhaaaaiiiirrr...  with its buuuuuttttt in the aiiiiiirrr...

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 07, 2003, 01:55:07 PM
Then the Earth crashed into the Paciic Ocean, but only the red fish, blue fish, one fish, two fish was avalable. Mario yelled at Shiggy, "How come Luigi get's allthe attension!"

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on May 07, 2003, 03:46:38 PM
A retarded calculator was recessitated and immediately screamed, "Please eat my lottery kiln!!"
A rhinoceros fidgeted while juggling triangular meatballs with his quilt.

(Now THIS is the ultimate MadLibs!)

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on May 07, 2003, 11:00:31 PM
Backwards in the land of mishapen bagels, a queezy pickled wombat vomitted southward without freezing.  Then Big Bad Bowser birthed a bumpy bartender, breathing brocili on broken badminton briquets, because blinking brown ballots barely become bored before belching the Canadian national anthem.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 08, 2003, 02:01:33 PM
Then Mario flew up to the ground, where it started to rain piglets and watches, and Mario screamed backwards in a voice that sounded like a fish walking across a fork full of ice cream, "Meow."

Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 11, 2003, 11:51:09 PM
In the Summer when it's 37 below, a Link to the future liked. Two wombats when licking needles sighed heavy pheromones when the football leech left strudel sand witches. It was all because the lanky stratocaster remembered to let the fries out of the pan and doodled headlong franks soforth onto the waiting arms of the noogie.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 15, 2003, 03:04:10 PM
Then all ten of the tigers were eaten by two tender steaks. Harry and Larry gave each other your left brain for Leif Erikson Day. As the sun farted Mario found a nickel girl named KiasfaskjvghakshghlaksiHFIAHGK. KiasfaskjvghakshghlaksiHFIAHGK told him that the end of the world was two days ago, and that he shouldn't not get the heck out of her beef sausage. But alas Peach was right inside my cat.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 5/15/2003 2:05:54 PM
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 15, 2003, 10:41:39 PM
Next Thursday, you left the grassburgers at foam when noodles cried out of pots on the long long lark lame dried free new day balloons.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on May 15, 2003, 10:47:22 PM
CW didn't not forget to put in questionably stale commas after not un-using hairy, pickled adjectives covered in a queasy, roaring donut sprinkle.

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Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 16, 2003, 01:25:57 PM
Then the cheese in the crisper of my shoe mutaed with itself to form a sly, strong, manderine, juniper of a gourd. This caused the moon to blow up but no one cared except everyone.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 17, 2003, 10:34:25 PM
The car wash ate the bog. The lamp lighted shiny stairways with blue fogs of glue. The last no one ever saw of it was not what was not what was not the first last thing that didn't extst.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 18, 2003, 06:01:15 PM
But whoever didn't not get antrax in their pens were very upset. Hawluigi then revealed herself to be a cat. Mario's half twin Oiram shot his own foot in an attempt to kill the planet Pluto.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 19, 2003, 12:31:37 AM
Arf said the log who ate the bog who licked the dog that didn't not wear no tog. Then bombs imploded and I ain't never seen nothin' no better.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on May 19, 2003, 07:53:49 PM
Then a guy came front from the alive.  And the olsen twins had a box office smash and I saidtomyfriendthismakesnosenseatall iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii isaidasikilledthestupidpikapikapikapikachusinfrontofthebookstoreand thenkilledaguyfromthestoreofbuttchheks
Whew! hows notthat for not nonsense and senseandsenseandsenseandsenseandsense...............
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 20, 2003, 10:38:52 PM
When the phreex liked too many frogs the next door laborers filled graves and licked frank dog fried ham pan flowers with lion sauce.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 21, 2003, 07:05:00 PM
But alas 17 sticky third graders ate Mario into th black hole conveniently placed in Harry's leftern, brainial, tubular, structure.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on May 21, 2003, 08:31:48 PM
Mario was being drank by a water, and now The tampa bay devil rays have won the stanley cup.

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: King Boo on May 22, 2003, 12:28:36 AM
Then Peach & Daisy saved Mario from Luigi.Toad then ate clouds & he was so hungry that Waluigi ate Toad.

"One may as well hang for a stolen sheep as for a stolen lamb"
Ankle,Tingle younger brother,The Wind Waker
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 22, 2003, 11:33:12 PM
The giblets had turkey for elevenses and when the veal ate the beef then the squid ate the calamari.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Maniac on May 23, 2003, 05:28:30 AM
Mario got burnt by the scorching cold fire that was coming out from the frozen rivers of the sun. Luigi then took on his shoe and injected it with a plasma gun which was unattached to a fairy in Hyrule.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Maniac on May 23, 2003, 05:31:47 AM
Yoshi stuck in his tongue and licked out some berries that were unattached to a bush near a glowing Earth.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on May 23, 2003, 07:15:31 PM
A barking piece of celery screamed for bacon to slam an invisible tap dance shoe in the air. But the skinny lard-filled butterly ran as fast as he couldn't on his front hind legs. Meanwhile, a tree sapling said, "Happy monkey feet go boom."

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on May 23, 2003, 07:56:29 PM
Then there was silence as koopas screamed and yelled.  Last friday, you will live!
Next sunday, you died a terrible birth.

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 23, 2003, 08:18:07 PM
Jimmy looked through his new horoscope and the Franklin Mint was delicious. One thin dinner mint go boom.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 24, 2003, 08:47:08 AM
But then two months of horrible happines flooded the people's pants.

The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on May 24, 2003, 10:40:39 AM
A snarling cat leash ran -5 laps in the watery sky, while a wealthy chimpanzee tail ate tape recorders that threw disheveled napkin bubbles.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 24, 2003, 11:08:36 AM
Then the entire universe was revealed to actually be located on top of Toad's head.

The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Maniac on May 28, 2003, 06:22:08 AM
Bowser breathed a cold flame from his mouth that lit some candles into total darkness.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Maniac on May 28, 2003, 06:23:07 AM
Then the happy dancing clown shoes that Ronald McDonald was wearing began kicking the soft sky and jumped twenty feet into the ground.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Maniac on May 28, 2003, 06:26:02 AM
Bowser's secret underground mosh pit was filled with violent Koopas that were yelling quietly while watching Looney Tunes on the radio.

Edited by - Mario Maniac on 5/28/2003 5:27:41 AM
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Maniac on May 28, 2003, 06:29:58 AM
Sonic the Hedgehog was running frantically from the huge robots that Dr. Eggman (a.k.a Dr. Robotnic) unleashed in the Mushroom Kingdom, even though he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Maniac TWO on May 28, 2003, 06:45:36 AM
This post is stupid. So is mario maniac. So is mario.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on May 28, 2003, 11:09:39 AM
Oh joy; he's back. They're "stupid," huh? Show me the IQ test results to prove this claim of yours.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 28, 2003, 11:17:15 AM
How in the good name of Mario did he not get banned.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 28, 2003, 08:45:29 PM
The good name of Mario was the oldest band to recently come to dark. The next thing someone knows will be vanilla aardvarks inside nordic grass fronds.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: King Boo on May 29, 2003, 01:57:58 AM
Toad became the best ground eater in Mushroom Kingdom.Mario then ate Bowser,then Bowser ate Mario,then Mario ate Bowser.

The wind....
It is blowing....
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on May 30, 2003, 10:33:47 AM
Then Mario Maniac TWO was killed a terrible death of stupidity.
Sorry for making sense, but edit Mario Maniac TWO's post and ban him if he's gonna say crap about Mario!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 30, 2003, 11:57:53 PM
When flag licked froodles, the dogface was needed at the post.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Sapphira on May 31, 2003, 12:05:15 AM
But the dogface rejected flying leprechaun ninjas. The angelic seal groaned joyfully at baskets of lovely noodle jackets.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: King Boo on June 01, 2003, 11:00:19 PM
Then Luigi jumped so high he touched the ground,then Bowser turned intio a chicken & ate clouds,& one of them said "Please,dont eat me",but Bowser ate the cloud,then Bowser the chicken ate a tree.

The wind....
It is blowing....
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on June 02, 2003, 01:41:53 PM
But then Gordon the crime eating monkey of Thailand slithered into a big bucket of pandas.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 02, 2003, 09:25:08 PM
The crochet noodle mallets grinned sadly at the slowly sinking airshp in the bright midnight sky dirt. The green lake yelled "OR READY SO FEED NEAR KNEE" silently over the dark dark moon stars.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on June 05, 2003, 08:27:04 PM
Then a stupidly smart teenager shouted a loud whisper telling of the Group of Freds. Then the mouse ate the snakes as Peach shouted, "Me likey breadsticks!" over and over again.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on June 18, 2003, 07:17:03 AM
Then lateralus was slaughtered by a chicken's sea of rye, and all the happysadangryanddepressed people went to the bar and drank till it was a hairball of a day.

Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: jon on June 18, 2003, 02:00:20 PM
Then Mario backwards pants flew and attacked Mrs. Jones. Then the muppets attacked Sesame Street! Then they came up with a song:

"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: waluigifan2001 on June 22, 2003, 12:02:55 PM
then wario's nose sucked PBS kids and jay jay the jet plain pooped on peaches catsle.

"elmo knows where you live"
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on June 25, 2003, 02:14:21 PM
Then evil chickens took over the state of independece, and ate red fajitas, while Vera severed ties with her shoelaces.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: jon on June 25, 2003, 06:56:12 PM
But then Bowser Got Jiggy With It



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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!

Edited by - jon on 6/25/2003 5:58:34 PM

Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: jon on June 25, 2003, 06:59:08 PM
And then my picture screwed up.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on June 25, 2003, 07:47:31 PM
Then coffee flavored suckers took over the world!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on June 27, 2003, 08:08:48 PM
Then Mario wasn't not killed by Bowser.

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 08, 2003, 10:55:15 AM


Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/8/2003 10:01:06 AM
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 08, 2003, 10:59:09 AM
Then in a realm of cheesey deliciousness Fred ran headfirst into a wall. Then Mario played soldier, and Fred ate dirt. Then Jason ate 500 bean buritos because he wasn't in the mood for liver and onions. But an evil inanimate object flew home to deliver the message of Mario farting.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 08, 2003, 10:59:34 AM


Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/8/2003 10:00:22 AM
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 09, 2003, 12:55:02 PM
Then Luigi got stuck under the moon, and was forced to eat several plastic ceese doodles. Very much so did this confuse those who did not care.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 21, 2003, 05:37:51 PM
Then the evil narator started to narate the wordless story. He spoke of beautiful things like fandoning, vertungin, and doodlers. But Wario still couldn't eat the chicken pot pies that Luigi gave his gorilla.

Words of Wisdom: Enemies are just friends in reverse.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 29, 2003, 11:16:43 PM
Fred likes food. He married it. Welcome to MOOOONSIDE!

Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: NintendoM1 on July 30, 2003, 10:54:37 AM
Meanwhile, Mario walked into space, and found a Poisonous Mushroom that was healthy. Mario drank it, and walked through space to Kingdom Mushroom.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 30, 2003, 10:13:01 PM
Jimmy said, "MMM... plastic..." and the last laugh coughed not outside of burritos. The water was stopping up in front of being behind a cliff that was upside down on the sky dancing a jig.

Eccentricity is my goal.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 31, 2003, 09:48:56 AM
Then Mario got hit in the Luigi with a cheesey piece of dead bread. How did this not happen to definately but still positively nobody?
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 31, 2003, 11:37:54 AM
Eep Orc Oop Ah Ah That Means I Love You

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 31, 2003, 11:46:46 AM
Then the Jetsons met the Griffins.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Markio on July 31, 2003, 10:43:36 PM
Unfortunately, the number "Mooch" did originate from west-eastern fruits, as did Daisy.

Hamster Sauce!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on August 01, 2003, 12:21:21 PM
Then Gary Busey lit his own hair on fire.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 02, 2003, 12:44:55 AM
And then, now, later, in the past, in the year 24850, 99953 and 4902, not to mention 145, pretzels were not invented by the guy who didn't not like the last brake of deep lichen falling off the longest shortest piece of green damp lard inside Betsy's vain foot vein, which gave rise to the sinking of the Great White Harp, a blood vessel launched in the year of the rocket.

Eccentricity is my goal.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on August 02, 2003, 10:26:38 AM
The suddenly, and with millions of years of red fire trucks eating garbage, Wario tripped and fell on his big old skiny, fat, lard-filled, septic tank of a butt. Harry knew what he must do. He must sniff the rebels into a black world of white.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Maniac on August 19, 2003, 02:54:49 PM
Then the universe was shattered into a million pieces, and the entire cosmos was found to be located in Mario's upside down moustache! "I need to shave," he said as he ate some spicy fajitas that were covered in tomato sauce.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Markio on August 23, 2003, 01:14:32 PM
S00n it began rain silverware, causing popcorn to rationalize about it's homework.  Soon after, Mario's friend's liver's brother's spice cabinet exploded, sending camera film to Uranus.  The the flibbergifnwerk shkloped on the potato salad.

Relish is at your command!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on August 28, 2003, 08:50:25 PM
Then Bowser drank a 1/2.5 kilometer ruler and it came back to spank him.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on August 31, 2003, 07:03:20 PM
Then Luigi ate some water and drank some chips.  And Murio said "Hey, Mario and Me aint brothersyouidiot!   Go to the bathroom, and the toilet is now a koopa troopa.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Dr. Mario on September 15, 2003, 11:11:52 AM
And Mario shouted I am a doughnut!

70000th forum post!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: MarioBro64 on September 25, 2003, 09:56:03 PM
Then Mario down chucked his chicken noodle steak and farted two burps down his crooked strait throat.

News Flash!: You suck!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on October 11, 2003, 02:16:47 AM
Then, a bunch of strange things started happening.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 11, 2003, 10:39:52 PM
Then Mario pooped in the toaster and Numbuh One said "!tsaot eht tae t'nod ,ruof hubmuN"



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MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse! Let''s get this party started!

Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on October 12, 2003, 01:43:05 AM
And they all lived happily ever after.


                   ~~~~~~~~~
                   ~The~End~
                   ~~~~~~~~~

Edited by - Hirocon on 10/12/2003 12:45:19 AM
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on October 13, 2003, 03:11:58 PM
...or is it?
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Hirocon on October 14, 2003, 02:49:18 PM
...Yes it is.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 25, 2003, 03:10:28 PM
Yes, it isn't.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on October 26, 2003, 08:46:59 PM
Oh joy.  A rock cried out waterbugs.  I'm a not smart smart man with happy angryness, none of the milliwatts of the week beginning.
Word life.

Proud to be an American!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: TJOghost8 on November 01, 2003, 09:16:00 PM
Mario cried, "I'm so happy!" that noone wasn't was not confused, so they vomited out of Mario's head, then Mario ate it, and then vomited himself out of Toad's mouth, then Toad puked it, and then Luigi ate Toad, then Peach ate Luigi, and Wario cut off his own head and ate it.

People must die.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 01, 2003, 09:53:48 PM
When the stars turned into a pot of purple fish noodle sauce, he screamed after he died. Who is he? Why Regoreh Tiroen, of course. The last two of the fourth three regiment of free liquor lickers.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 01, 2003, 09:57:30 PM
Then the sky barfed down rice and paper, causing the earth to say, "I must kiss him and her at the same time otherwise I will think about fingers talking about cherries!" Then Yoshi tossed the wall into Mario's belly button, and Mario yipped, "I am very cold!"

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Mario Maniac on November 30, 2003, 03:58:59 PM
Mario then ate a slimy pizza covered with warts, and then his nose vomited sticky green goo which got stuck to his upper lip, but Mario does not have an upper lip, so it does not matter.

Luigi flew into the ground like a bird drunk on vodka, he then tripped into a cave filled with rabid horse-eating chimpanzees. The chimpanzees then took Luigi and stuffed his mouth with cany bannanas. The lead monkey said, "This human is a sacrifice for our God, Mario!" Luigi then took the bannanas and squirted them out of his ears. The bannaba goo formed a puddle around Luigi, in which he escaped into another dimension!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: TJOghost8 on February 01, 2004, 11:56:32 AM
Then Mario accidentally chopped off his own head, kissed it, then ate it. He died in the opposite direction of the video tapes looking at Nintendo Power magazines.

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Lt Mou on February 01, 2004, 07:11:27 PM
"Falling down was not part of the deal!" screamed the Goomba, who later became the mayor. At the funeral, Mario noticed his shoes were no longer made of Jell-O.

"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on February 03, 2004, 04:38:51 PM
And he did not not say: "!ollej fo edam ton era seohs yM.  But Luigi meowed "woof woof woof!  dog food is icky!"  Then Bowser puked in circles of squares of rectangles.  And the Pokemon kept swearing four letter nice words.  It got so extraordinary, Mario had to engage a drive by stern look.  Toad said "Me eat lots of diapers and cheesepuffs!"  But the inert rock would not stop moving.

What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on February 03, 2004, 04:39:25 PM
And he did not not say: "!ollej fo edam ton era seohs yM.  But Luigi meowed "woof woof woof!  dog food is icky!"  Then Bowser puked in circles of squares of rectangles.  And the Pokemon kept swearing four letter nice words.  It got so extraordinary, Mario had to engage a drive by stern look.  Toad said "Me eat lots of diapers and cheesepuffs!"  But the inert rock would not stop moving.

What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Lt Mou on February 03, 2004, 05:55:44 PM
And then Mario.
Later that night, Luigi made a pinata. 52. For the same reason, Bowser located his missing oboe.

"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Lt Mou on February 07, 2004, 07:24:21 PM
Unfortunately, their fate rested in the hands of Rudy from Survivor. Eat more chicken. So many footballs, so little time.

"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 14, 2004, 06:31:57 PM
And Final Fantasy exploded. Then Tommy said to the other babies "We'll find Nigel Strawberry or my name isn't Tommy Awfully-bald Pickles!" A dictionary burped. 'Echidna: An egg-laying mammal from Austrailia; a spiny anteater' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on April 14, 2004, 09:22:19 PM
Tomorrow, this thread died back to life.  Oinga boinga!
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Jman on June 12, 2004, 09:38:18 PM
Then cheesepuffs lit up the sunny day and it began to rain swimming trunks and pickup trucks.  One squished Mario and he did not die or he would.  eat the girl.  Sitting while standing in the rocking pizza lover's hamburger milkshake of doom!  "Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"  Bowser cried as his subscription to evildoers magazine quickly melted in the hot sunny snow.

The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 01, 2004, 07:17:35 PM
And I ate feet.

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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2004, 05:58:05 PM
And you stuck crayons up your nose on Friday the 16 this year in July.

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JRC Quote 1: "Team Rocket are the kind of people you love to hate."
Title: Re: Mario Nonsense
Post by: Tingrio on January 30, 2005, 05:12:24 PM
Then Ben Stein went for a walk in the screaming park with Regis, Wario, Sheena, and Jimmy as the mooing birds swam into the eighteenth century.