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Yeah, I mispelled "essences". It's a story about the people on these forums. You can include yourself or others(duh!). Here we go:
One day, I was walking through a town I didn't know in California, when I saw Jon.
Markio: Yo, Jon! It's me, Markio!
Jon: Oh, hi! Wait, how do you know what I look like?
Markio: Who cares?
Jon: Yay!
We suddenly fell down a hill, and ended up in Sacramento. There we saw Shawne20.
Shawne20: I know you from the internet. On the forums!
Jon: Yay!
Markio: Yay!
Suddenly, a car appeared out of nowhere and almost hit us, when it slowed to a stop. The guy in the car had long hair and looked about seventeen. It was Chupperson Weird!
Chupperson Weird: Do you know which way it is to Oklahoma?
Markio: No, but gess who we are?
Chupperson Weird: Gess? What's that?
Shawne20: We're Markio, Jon, and Shawne20!
Suddenly, we all disappeared, and reappeared in some neighborhood. I inquired, "Where are we?", and Jon looked at a sign that just happened to be next to us that said 'In case you are wondering, you are in North Carolina.'
Chupperson Weird: Hey, doesn't Sapphira live here?
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Edited by - Markio on 10/13/2003 8:10:16 PM
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Lizard Dude: Why, yes. Yes she does.
All: !?!
Lizard Dude: Hi, I just, uh, happened to be in the neighborhood.
All: *falls over*
Lizard Dude: Come on, let's go. The address is [CENSORED].
{Knock, knock}
???: Hello?
jon: Hi, we've come to see Sapphira.
???: Who the? There's no one by that name here.
{SLAM}
Chupperson: Nice thinking...jon.
Lizard Dude: *slaps jon around a bit with a large trout*
All sans jon: Heheheh.
jon: My achin' pasta noodle...
Lizard Dude: Let me try.
{Ding-dong}
???: Hello?
Lizard Dude: Hi, I'm here to help Julia with her science project. I'm her partner.
???: Oh, nice to meet you young man. I'm her mother. Come right in, but who are all these other...people?
Lizard Dude: The rest of the group?
Chupperson Weird: *whistles*
Lizard Dude: That's the rest of the group.
Mother: Ooo, well...I guess you all can come in. Oh, JuliAAAAAAAA!
Sapphira: Coming...
{step step step}
Sapphira: *jaw drops*
Shawne20: hello Little darling sweet want peach ice cream dear? *ties Ribbon in Sapphira's hair*
Sapphira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
{stepstepstep}
Markio: Hey, now look what you did!
jon: Well, at least I still have this Herbal Essnce.
All sans jon: *soundly beats jon*
Lizard Dude: Hmm, Herbal 'Ess'-nce gives me an idea.
Chupperson Weird: Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh...*smiles*
I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
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Sapphira better post before she becomes all girl-like in the story... whatever THAT means...
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Daily BID. Someone else should post, or else I will later.
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
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Haha! This is cool!
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Sapphira had backed towards the wall, frightened by the possibilities of who we were. Killers? Robbers? Cowboys?
Sapphira: Who are you people?!?
Chupperson Weird: *takes step toward Sapph* We're-
Sapphira: *grabs candlestick from mantelpeice* Stay back! Or I'll throw this at you!
Jon: Yay!
Sapphira: Yay!? Wait a minute... *GASP* You're Jon! And You're Chupperson Weird! And Lizard Dude, and... who are they?*looks at Markio and Shawne20*
Markio: *sigh* I'm Markio, and this is Shawne20.
Shawne20: And this is Ribbon! *gestures toward nothing and laughs*
Saphhira: How did you all get here?
After going to Sapphira's room, we explained how we had been in California and somehow teleported to North Carolina. Then Lizard Dude explained how he had been teleported somehow to North Carolina also.
Sapphira: But if you teleported here, don't you think we will suddenly teleport somewhere else?
Suddenly, we all teleported somewhere else.
Lizard Dude: Now where are we? And why is this happening?
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Chupperson Weird: Hmm, it appears to be a rift in the space-time continuum caused by mass failure of an Ess pun.
Lizard Dude: Oh yeah.
jon: But still...where are we?
Sapphira: It appears we've been WARPED TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!
All: AAAAAAAAAAA!
Shawne20: And this is Ribbon! *gestures toward nothing and laughs*
I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
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Sapphira: That doesn't explain why Markio and Jon warped from California.
Markio: This isn't the center of the Earth!
Lizard Dude: Dude, yes it is.
Markio: Since when did the center of the Earth have RAILROAD TRACKS?
Jon: Wait, if we're on railroad tracks... and it's all dark... We're in a RAILROAD TUNNEL!
Everyone screamed and ran as a train came. Fortunately, the train stopped. Two people came out, one in a conductor's outfit, the other in a white coat.
Jon: Trainman?!
Chupperson Weird: Dr. Mario?!
Shawne20: Lady Bow?!
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
Edited by - Markio on 10/14/2003 6:22:44 PM
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Suddenly, without the courtesy of a warning, out of the molten rock flew a tall, thin, nearsighted male, who hit the group of internet friends head on, causing them to fall over.
When everyone was on their feet (and shawne10 regained consciousness) The nerd spoke:
Screech: Owww! Hot!
Lizard dude: so which member of Fungi Forums are you?
Screech: How do you know I'm on Fungi Forums?
Shawne20: Ribbon told me so!
Screech: ohhhhhh! You guys are too! I'm screech!
Jon: I think I know you. From story boards?
screech: yeah. Does anyone have anything for third degree burns?
Jon:Where were you when you appeared here?
screech: I was sitting in my chair at my computer-
Saphira: were you on Fungi Forums?
Screech: No. Just staring at my computer.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Chupperson Weird began to take order. Actually, everyone was just staring at him until he got the message.
Chupperson Weird: So let me get this straight: Markio, Sapphira, Jon, Shawne20, Screech, Lizard Dude, Trainman, and Dr. Mario from the Fungi forums are present... correct?
All: YES!
Chupperson Weird: Who are the possible suspects to why this is happening?
Jon: Duh! I's Sadib100, back to his evil ways!
Trainman: Yeah!
Sapphira: What about Teen Titan Raven? He apparently didn't like any of us... Although Insane Steve is not here... yet.
Jon: Naww, he can't teleport anything as far as you can throw him.
Shawne20: I suspect this is the work of Deezer, since he is the administrator of the forums, and we are all from the forums, although I doubt we had to be on the forums, as many of us weren't when we were teleported.
*Everyone stares at Shawne20*
Shawne20: What?
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Edited by - Markio on 10/14/2003 7:02:35 PM
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'Ess'entially, all I really want to say was that Lizard Dude wins.
In the words of a great 'Ess'ayist: "One doesn't need a competition to win, only the will of a champion, and the spirit of succ'Ess'."
I find it even more humourous that no one picked up the 'Ess' pun, but then again, I guess the Eagles Service Society isn't as popular as it once was.
Time is of the 'Ess'ence, and I suppose I have used this pun in exc'Ess'.
Ah well, my only regret is I couldn't work espr'Ess'o into the post.
*Doesn't add to the story*
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daily *bid*
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woops. I messed up. It looks like somebody posted something when I was writing mine.
Well, my part of the story didn't do anything so I guess I didn't screw it up too bad! :>
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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I won't post the next part. You can... before it's too late! Go! Go! Go!
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This is a great story. I like how Sapphira tries to defend herself with a candlestick, then jon Yays, and Sapphira realizes that it's you guys.
Proud to be an American!
Edited by - Jman on 7/20/2004 8:21:57 AM
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Jman:HOld that thought!
Suddenly, Jman came whizzing like a line drive through various cities faster than the speed of sound. He finally falls on his back in North Carolina. Before he can get up, a car comes very close to running him over. Then, he nearly misses being gunned down by a sniper. "Man, what did I do to deserve this?" I thought to myself. Suddenly he crashes into another member of Fungi Forums:Pink King Boo!
Proud to be an American!
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(Meowrio flies in with a Jet Pack)
Meowrio: Hey Guys! I figure you need a chef for your adventures! I have a portable stove/BBQ/Refridgerator/Mircowave/Toaster. Who wants Broccoli?
Chuppersom Weird: Me!
(Meowrio then cooks some Broccoli)
Meowrio: Here ya' go!
Chupperson Weird: Thanks.
Meowrio: Ok guys. I also have an army of Frogs, Skunks, and Rats at my disposal. I think I'll join up with y'all.
(Meowrio joins the party)
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Chupperson Weird: Hmm... *blinks*
Suddenly, they were all teleported to a land of purple grass and trees with dartboards in them!
Chupperson Weird: *whips a tree with hair*
Sapphira: So that's what he uses that for.
CW: Not exactly... *pushes a button on wrist* Heheh...
Suddenly, Chupperson turned into Zero!
Yoshi Zero: Aaahhh...
Chupperson: *pushes the button again* There.
Lizard Dude: *opens bottle of Herbal Essences*
Sapphira: *jumps into a...* Shower!!
Lizard Dude: Heh heh heh heh...
Chupperson Weird: *runs* Now you're uing Black Mage as shampoo?! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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I walk away from the half-dead Lateralus.
Jman:And if you ever ionsult my country again, I'll nuke you with a warhead!!!
Meanwhile, the others are lookng for other members of the Forum.
Proud to be an American!
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Lizard Dude: Facinating. I've never noticed the striking similarity between Dixie Kong and Chupperson Weird before...
Black Mage: *averts eyes from shower*
I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
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Meowrio: Wait a sec! I forgot my Game Boy Advance SP! We need to go back to my place!
(Everyone tleports to Meowrio's Pad)
Meowrio: Ooh! The Super Mario Bros. Super Show is on! I have to watch this. You guys just make yourselves at home until it's over.
Lizard Dude: Heh-heh-heh... *Grins evilly*
Chupperson Weird: What are you scheming?
Lizard Dude: I figured that I might be able to find a piano in here...
Sapphira: You go do that. I'm gonna go shower some more.
(Sapphira runs off in search of the bathroom and gets in a "shower")
Meowrio: Where's she going?
Markio: I think she's gonna use your shower.
Meowrio: Uh-oh, I don't have a shower. I have a hot-tub but it's not in that direction!
(Sapphira turns on "shower")
Meowrio: That's where my Pudding Shower is!!!
(Sapphira screams loudly)
Chupperson: Uh-oh...
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Sapphira: Meowrik!!!!!
Trainman: Looks like you're in trouble... *laughs*
*Meowrik hears Sapph's footsteps coming*
Meowrik: ...oh no
Trainman: Oh no, she's gonna Hadouken us!
Jman: RUN!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*Trainman trips opening another dimension which everyone is sucked into*
Trainman: Hey, this is my house!
Jon: Yay!
Trainman: Oh! I forgot to show y'all the model railroad.
*Trainman revs up a train and Jon reaches for the track*
Trainman: Jon, what are you doing?!
Jon: Putting my finger on the track so the train can run over it.
Trainman: Jon!!!
*Trainman activates horn and bell to warn Jon* *Jon looks*
Jon: AAAAH!
*The train runs over Jon's finger derailing the train*
Trainman: You.. IDIOT!!!
*Trainman slaps Jon around a bit with a large Hadouken*
Trainman: Why don't we find the almighty one?
All: ...
*Trainman is startled by the horns installed on his dad's truck* *Trainman accidently jerks back and slaps Chupperson in the mouth*
Trainman: Oops! I'm sorry, Chupperson!
Chupperson: *grumble*
*Chupperson slaps Trainman around a bit with a large trout* *Trainman just happenes to stumble in another dimension and gets everyone sucked into it transporting them to the Temple Amtrak Station*
All: ...
Trainman: Cool! *looks to the left*
Trainman: NOT COOL! *Everyone sees a train approaching while they're on the tracks*
All: Oh no...
Trainman: Get off, get off!!! *Trainman sees switch in the distance and he takes off*
Sapphira: What the heck is he doing?!
Meowrik: Trainman!!!
Sapphira: Trainman: We can't get off the rails! We're stuck as if we just played Twister!
Trainman: Crap! The train is gonna beat me to the switch! *sprints*
Trainman: I got it!
*engineer blows horn and is diverted off to another track where another train sits* *Trainman and all hear the squealing of brakes and horns*
*They hear an explosion of the many freight cars but luckily the crew jumnped out fo the train in time*
Crew: TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINMAN!!!!!!!!!! *Crew chases after Trainman*
Trainman: Run... they know me by heart because I have caused a lot of accidents...
*everyone stares at Trainman*
All: Now we're all in trouble!
*Crew drags Trainman off and the rest hobo-hop a freight train*
*Trainman breaks free and grabs the car everyone is standing on then everyone tries to stomp on my hands*
Trainman: YEOUCH!
*Trainman falls off the car and rolls to a stop*
*Trainman grabs another car and starts climbing towards the car with everyone on it*
All: We're sorry. You hurt?
Trainman: Well, besides the fact that I have rocks embedded in my skin and I'm bleeding to death over here, I'm fine.
Chupperson: Dude, where is this train taking us?
Trainman: Chicago, Illinois, from what I heard from the conductor before y'all came. WAIT! That's where the almighty one is! What luck!
*All agree*
Trainman: Here we come Deezer!
*falls off the car again*
*Trainman grabs the last car and gets dragged for miles before he climbs back to the car where everyone is located*
*Trainman passes out and lies face first for a while on the car*
All: Trainman?
*in barely audible voice*
Trainman: I'm ok, cuz I'm gonna be in Illinois... *passes out again*
the secind rurel of suces:
Never hire uvg to be your lawyer and speak for you...
the thurd rurel of suces: Never let uvg write reviews for your site...
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As the train pulled in to the chicago illinoise station, They suddenly realized that all the signs were not only in english...But also in French!
Screech: Sacre bleui!
Lizard dude: This can't be right!
Trainman: I don't get it! We were supposed to go to chicago!
Screech: hmmm...I have it. Due to a rip in the space-time continueum (close enough), caused by all our teleporting and dimension hopping, we have ridden a train into an alternate dimension in which illinoise is a province of Canada!
The large group of very confused companians asked for tickets back to south carolina, but were shocked to discover that in canada, everything costs three times as much!
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Meowrio: GASP! I forgot my Game Boy Advance SP again! Alright then, Teleporty Thing, teleport us back to my place!
..............
(Crickets Chirp, nothing happens)
Meowrio: Um....Guys, the teleporter thingy is broken. What are we gonna do?!
Trainman: We could take the Train there.
Sapphira: Can we please stop at somewhere with a real shower?! I'm still covered in Chocolate Pudding!
Meowrio: Well, you should've asked me where my Hot Tub was. Don't assume that a shower will spray water out when at my Pad.
Sapphira: (Glares at Meowrio) Who installs a Pudding Shower?!
Chupperson: Apparentlly, he does.
Meowrio: Sigh... Oh well. Now back to our current dilemma. I'm nowhere and I haven't got my Game Boy!
Markio: Let's just go find some way to get back to a computer...
(Sapphira growls angrily at Meowrio, shaking her fist as pudding flies off of her.)
Edited by - Meowrio on 10/16/2003 3:21:56 PM
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I'm not in the story!?!
Poor old Master_Luigi...
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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TheEggMan: *averts eyes from shower*
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Mounty: HEY! Why is that girl naked and covered in pudding?
All: Uhhh....
Mounty: *drags Sapphira off to the Canadian slammer*
Master_Luigi: Oh, great...
Black Mage: How to save her...
Mr. Weird & Mr. Dude: *run behind nearby tree*
I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
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Meowrio: We need to get her out of jail! I have an idea... Ten-hut!
(Meowrio's Frog/Rat/Skunk army line up)
Army: Sir, yes sir!
Meowrio: We need to break Sapphira out of prison. How do we plan on doing that?
Frog General: Well Sir, we have devised a plan to break her out. We'll disintergrate her wall and replace her with Sadib dressed up as a girl.
Markio: Great idea!
Skunk General: We plan on creating a distraction by leading one of our espionage troopers in and spraying numerous areas of the prison which will cause guards to leave their stations due to the smell.
Meowrio: Ok. You all go break her out now.
(Army runs off to rescue Sapphira)
Chuppseron: Do they really know what they're doing?
Meowrio: Yeah, pretty much, yes.
Markio: What do we do until they bring her back?
Trainman: We could try and fix the train that we wrecked.
Meowrio: Ok. It'll be our "TMK Train" the famous transportation for us. Every zany team of people has one!
And so they proceeded to fix the train while Meowrio's Frog/Skunk/Rat Army went to break Sapphira out of prison.
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Mr. Weird & Mr. Dude: WEIRD DUDE TIME!
*Chupperson Weird and Lizard Dude fuse to create WEIRD DUDE*
WEIRD DUDE: First thing... to take care of that Mounty. Wait. That's "ie." Mountie. Yeah. Umm.
Meowrik: You seem a bit... confused.
WEIRD DUDE: That's me.
Meowrik: Hey, where did Mr. Weird and Mr. Dude go?
WEIRD DUDE: Uhh...
Trainman: But why the Mounty...(Mountie.) first?
WEIRD DUDE: For the sake of naked, pudding-covered girls everywhere. Lordy, I hope there aren't very many. *shudders*
*WEIRD DUDE flies to Japan!*
WEIRD DUDE: Hmm. Darn auto-pilot.
*Meanwhile, back at the... umm...*
Mountyâ„¢: Boy, that pudding sure smells like flowers.
Skunk General: Heheh...
Mountyâ„¢: Boy, that pudding sure smells like... .. .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sapphira: Oh, this is just GREAT.
WEIRD DUDE: HADOUKEN!! *Breaks through wall* I've come to save you!
Shocked, and slightly embarassed by the sight of Sapphira in ... pudding, WEIRD DUDE nonetheless takes Sapphira the the Canadian Rockies, for reasons yet unknown...
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Lizard Dude: What happened?
Chupperson Weird: What did I miss?
Markio: Oh, not much... some freak with shaggy hair and glasses named WD-40 or something did something. I wasn't here to see.
LD: Heh.
CW: Heh.
Everyone: Heh?
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[Editor's Note: The Mr. Dude portion of WEIRD DUDE personally would like there to be more naked, pudding-covered girls in the world, as that makes things much more interesting. Since the two portions cancel each other out, WEIRD DUDE is actually neutral to naked, pudding-covered girls in general. Thank you.]
I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
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(Meowrik averts eyes from Sapphira.)
Meowrio: Please, put on a towel.
(Hands Sapphira a towel and she puts it on)
Sapphira: Finally. Now can we please go somewhere where I can wash this pudding off?
Markio: No.
TheEggMan: Well, this is a fine mess. How do we get to Illinois now?
Meowrio: Yeah but more importantly, how are we gonna get back to my place? I need something to entertain me! I NEED my GBA!
Chupperson: Who knows...
Jon: Yay!
TheEggMan: I've got it! There must be something wrong with our "world."
Sapphira: Our "world?"
TheEggMan: Yes. This is not reality. We must enter, The Matrix.
Meowrio: I dunno. Sounds kinda dangerous.
Lizard Dude: Well, can we get to Illinois from within there?
Jon: Yay!
TheEggMan: Yes. We need to get a telephone call. It will be in that phone booth across the street.
*Phone rings*
Markio: Well then, let's go.
*THey all proceed to the phone, and one by one, answer it, entering The Matrix.
Jon: Yay!
Trainman:..........
(Trainman pushes Jon out of the way and they all enter The Matrix without Jon)
Jon: Yay? Yay....
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"Unexplained Appearence"
A prequel to "Story about us! Herbal Essnces not included."
Part 1
The Rift
One day Master_Luigi a.k.a. TheEggMan was walking down his street.
Earlier he had heard on the news that
Illinois was now part of Canada due to some rift in the Space-Time Continuim.
Then the Rift got him.
He was hurled it to the endless madness that was infinty.
He fell and rose, spun and flipped, dissolved and solidified all at once, he was there for 10 serconds, he was there for a millennium, time and space had no bearings there.
Then he fell out of the rift not aged a day.
He looked around.
TEM saw a sign that said "Illinois, Ontario"
The Rift had altered his mind.
He knew what he was going to happen even though it hadn't happened yet.
He knew the events that were to take place but couldn't accept it. He knew that he must stop this from happening.
But how?
He had to assemble the other TMKers before action could be taken...he had to hurry The human race was in jeoparody.
He sped off to what seemed to be a train crash in the distance.. He already knew they
were there.
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Sapphira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY THE HECK AM I NAKED!?!?!?! Blech! And I can't take this BLASTED TORTURE ANYMORE!!!
*Sapphira warps somewhere*
All: uhh...
*everyone waits, looking at their watches and tapping their feet*
Meowrio: Ugh! What's taking her so long?!
CW: This is what you get for installing your "Pudding Shower"...
Meowrio: Hey! Shut up! *shakes fist at CW*
Trainman: Stupid girls and their stupid taking forever...
*Several hours pass*
*Sapphira reappears from nowhere, pudding gone and fully clothed*
Trainman: Yeesh. Where were you?
Sapphira: Nowhere. ..Literally. And FYI, I used Suave shampoo, not Herbal "Ess"ences
*Black Mage sighs in relief*
Meowrio: Well it took you long enough...
Sapphira: *punches Markio*
Markio: Oww! What was that for?!
Sapphira: You were closer.
*LD laughs*
Sapphira: And, YOU!!! *kicks LD in stomach* THAT was for your little "more pudding-covered naked girls" comment.
CW: Man, Sapphira's really touchy today...
*Sapphira glares furiously as CW*
CW: *weakly* Let's just go, already...
*Everyone prepares to warp, LD still writhing and twitching on the ground*
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
Edited by - Sapphira on 10/17/2003 3:02:33 PM
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The scene switches to Lateralus.
Lateralus:I'll get that Jman for trying to kill me!
The group had come to a stop in Minneapolis, MN. (My hometown.)
Jman:Home, sweet home! Oh, by the way, before this craziness started, I held a copy of Super Mario Advance 4 in my hands. But I didn't have any money with me.
CW:Who installs a pudding shower?
Everyone else:Shut up!
Sapph:Next time something like that happens to me, I will kill the one responsible!
TheEggman:I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus, koo koo ca choo!
Jman:I hate that song!
Then, a giant robot emerged from the ocean depths.
Robotguy:I am Osama Bin Laden! Bow down to me, or die!
Proud to be an American!
Edited by - Jman on 10/17/2003 3:13:01 PM
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And so they continued on their journey through The Matrix...
TheEggMan: Ok. THis station should be able to send us to Illinois.
Lizard Dude: Are there any hospitals near Deezer's house?
Meowrio: I have a wondrous home remedy for that! I will whip up a batch right now! Garlic Roasted Onion Soup, in a Skunk Cabbage broth!
(Meowrio makes some of the "rememdy")
Meowrio: All done! *Hands it to Lizard Dude*
Sapphira: EWW! What is that smell?!
Meowrio: That would be the remedy!
Sapphira: I think I'm gonna throw up....
Lizard Dude: If anyone should throw up, I should. I'm the one who has to drink it.
Meowrio: OK now. Drink up.
(Lizard Dude drinks and passes out)
Chupperson: What did you do to him?!!
Meowrio: Relax. THat's just a side-effect. When he wakes up, he'll feel as rested as ever! In the meantime, I'm cooking dinner. Who wants Broccoli?
Chupperson: Me!
Sapphira: I think I lost my apetite.
(Meowrio makes a world class dinner)
Meowrio: Here! Have some Cauliflour, Sapphira!
Sapphira: ARGH!!!
Meowrio: Uh-oh...
(Meowrio runs away with Saphira hot on his trail)
Trianman: Heh-heh. Poor guy. Hey TheEggMan! How long will it be until we can get to Illinois?
TheEggMan: I am not sure. I'm waiting for Neo to get here and help out.
Meowrio: HELP ME!! She's gaining on me!
(Sapphira is about to grab Meowrio but he throws some shredded Garlic in her mouth which causes her to give up chase)
Markio: Ha-ha! Garlic breath!
Sapphira: You want some of this?!
Markio: *scared* no.
Meowrio: Phew! I almost got clobbred. I wonder what's gotten into Sapphira.
Sapphira: I'll deal with you later.
(Meowrio cringes in fear and sits down for dinner)
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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"Unexplained Appearence"
Part 2 Explained Appearence
The TMK crew save the world some how and then ther mysterious Rift erases their memory and transports them back through time to the pudding shower incident. The only thing changed is that TheEggMan is there all over a sudden for no apparent reason but no one notices.
The End
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 10/17/2003 3:30:54 PM
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But when the smoke cleared, Lateralus had Jman about to die.
CW:WE gotta save him!
Sapphira:Die you sicko porn freak!
Jman:Get your butt off the ground and leave town! Nobody likes you, Lateranus!
Lateranus:No one defies the great lateralus!
Jman:Everyone except yourself defies you.
Lateralus yells some explicit words at Jman. But thanks to the FF's censoring system, nobody heard Lateranus when he used the mother of all dirty words on Jman.
Jman: Lateranus! Have a burrito!
(Shoves burrito in Lateralus's mouth.)
Lateralus later died from his own smell on the pot. He stank up the Fungi Forum, but nobody cared.
The Real end
Proud to be an American!
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Lizard Dude: *wakes up* Ooo, that stuff didn't make me feel any better. *swoons* There must be something about being naked and pudding covered that makes women very feisty... *falls over*
Markio: Uh, I think we need to get this man to a hospital.
Sapphira: *looks up from grinding LD's head into the ground with foot* What'd you say?
Markio: *looks at nearby tree*
Trainman: Is the second black cat that has walked by?
Agent Smith: Mr. CHUPerson... So nice to see you...
Chupperson Weird: No no! You're looking for Mr. ANDerson, not me.
Agent Smith: *kicks Chupperson in the face, hurling him back five meters and knocking him out*
All: AAA!
Agent Smith: *soundly takes out the Fungi Forumers one by one* There, that puts an end to their meddling. Now for a nice, hot shower. *gets in shower* AHHH!!!! Pu-pu-pu-PUDDING! NOOOO!
[A mysterious figure flies in at supersonic speed.]
???: Not so fast Agent Smith.
Agent Smith: Wha?
???: *performs a flying roundhouse that soundly defeats the naked and pudding covered Agent in one blow*
Agent Smith: Ugh.... *vanishes*
Black Mage: *partially regains consciousness* Wha...who?
Deezer: Yes, it is I! Deezer! Protector of the innocent, upholder of justice, updater of TMK!
Black Mage: *faints*
Deezer: ...
I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
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(honestly, I wouldn't have retracted the statement about taking LD to the hospital because a 17-year-old girl was violent.)
Suddenly, everyone appeared in a chamber, everyone's feelings toward each other as neutral as possible. Then a big screen appeared and it was Deezer!
Deezer: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!! You have all fallen into my trap! I knew making a message board would attract a bunch of people who would eventually figure out that I was going to try to take over the world! Now you must all be punished for figuring out my secret! Get 'em boys!
Ninjas appeared on the scene. I quickly reminisced on all the things I learned from watching ninja movies. Meanwhile, Meowrik had drawn out his katana, and Trainman had taken four model train cars, made two groups of two and tested them as nunchakus, and CW quickly braided his hair to use as a rope thing. Sapph took out the candlestick she had grabbed earlier, and LD took out his {YOU TELL ME} and everyone braced themselves for the best battle sequence of their lives...
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
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Meowrio: Ok. THis requires my trusty pizza!
(Meowrio quickly bakes a pizza and eats it)
ZOOMSHHOOOKKKAARRR!!!!
(Japanese Kabuki music plays)
I am the one who vanquishes the roots of evil....
My cause is worthy...
The wrath of darkness will never triumph over my might...
RRREOW!!!
I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!!!!
*FLASH!*
Chupperson: Jiminy jilickers! Meowrio turned into the Samurai Pizza Cat!
(Samurai Pizza Cat take sout his trusty Katana of Light)
SPC: Deezer-san, I know not why you have chosen the path of darkness, but these minions of darkness will never defeat us.
(Samurai Pizza Cat leads the TMK Team into battle with Deezer?'s Foot Ninjas)
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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*The Big Boo and Spiky Blue Shell wake up from a coma*
TBB: Woah, I just had a weird coma dream about the people from the Fungi Forums.
SBS: Uhh... TBB? That wasn't a dream.
*TBB looks around and realizes that he teleported to wherever this story is taking place*
TBB: I really need to play some more Castlevania.
People from Fungi Forums: We're here to protect you from...
TBB and SBS: from what?
People from the Fungi Forums: From making people write bad continuations of this story! Now, for some questions: How many Pudding Pops have you had in the past twelve hours?
SBS: Uhh... I dunno... three?
TBB: No, you had four. I had twelve.
SBS:No, I had four. You had twelve.
TBB: Isn't that what I just said?
*TBB gets slapped with a pudding-soaked towel*
TBB: I really need to play more Castlevania.
SBS: Now, what can we say to make the end of this post more interesting?
*Everybody dances to "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
NEXT: A STUNNING ADDITION TO THIS EQUALLY
STUNNING STORY!!!
TBB:...?
Edited by - The Big Boo on 10/17/2003 8:12:45 PM
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<whisper> Where is Luigison? </whisper>
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donotcare95: *walks in and takes one look at the scene, then runs away, then runs back with a Kirby and sucks up Deezer, then makes food for everyone, then makes sure everyone gives him a birthday present*
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you make fun of them, you''ll be a mile away and you''ll have their shoes!
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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Luigison's Arrival
Luigison had gone home... actually, that happened hours ago. Later, he was suddenly teleported to the outside of Deezer's evil fortress. He saw some ninjas gaurding the outside, and snuck around the wall until he was only about three feet away. Then he took them by surprise and grabbed one to throw at the other. After they had gone unconscious, he took one of their ninja oufits as a disguise and snuck in. He then got into a big room filled with a bunch of ninjas and a bunch of kids and/or teenagers in the middle of a rumble. Suddenly a girl with a candlestick ran at him and bonked him on the head, causing him to fall back unconscious. All the ninjas were defeated by everyone, and they all turned to look at Luigison, whom they recognized as Luigison.
Jon: Geez, why is everyone being knocked unconscious? *Jon is knocked unconscious*
After they had come to, LD said
Lizard Dude: C'mon, we have to escape to find Deezer!
Markio: Yeah, I hope we don't run into anything else in the fortress as we get closer to Deezer...
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
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The funniest "silly" topic I have ever read on story boards. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one that watches the "VeggieTales" movies.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Screech was here! I can't think of anything...
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you make fun of them, you''ll be a mile away and you''ll have their shoes!
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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The TMK crew fought the evil ninjas to get out of the castle and then to Deezer.
WEIRD DUDE used his long hair to whip while simontainiously using his hyper sonic piano blasts to plow away the baddies.
Jman used an oversized hammer to crush the ninjas heads in.
Trainman summoned trains to run the evil foes over.
The Big Boo and Pink King Boo both had their invisibility powers to sneak up and bonk the ninjas on the head.
The Samuri Pizza Cat a.k.a. Meowrio brandished his Katana of Light to slice ther evil-doing ninjas to pieces.
Luigison used his poltergust 3000-like vacuum to suck up the enemies.
Markio had a fire flower handy and BBQed 'em.
TheEggMan took advantage of his power of dimensional transfiguration to banish the ninjas to an alternate universe.
Screech threw forth a deafening screech to confuse them.
And Sapphira had her trusty candlestick to KO dozens of the ninjas.
Eventually they got to the outside of the castle.
Markio: Now, time to get Deezer.
Sapphira: Where is he hidden
Markio: I don't know, but we need to find him to stop these crazy warp things.
Then they warped to South America.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 10/18/2003 4:35:46 PM
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[I was wondering if anyone would get that reference, Screech...]
When they got to South America, they saw that Deezer was hunting in the jungle.
Then, they saw Deezer coming over a hill.
Then, they were very confused at the sight of two DeezerS!
CW: Hmm... I have a radical new idea for a new Chup product... worldwide!
Meowrio: Don't tell me.
CW: ...PUDDING SHOWERS installed in every home and lots of other places! ...I'll be back soon.
Sapphira: What...
*3 weeks later*
CW: ...Ha hA! The President is loving his pudding shower. Bill Gates has one. Every hotel has a few. Success! *flips through wad of cash*
Lizard Dude: ...Hmm, maybe I should go hang around one of those...
CW: Heh heh heh... *prepares to open bottle of Herbal Essences*
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Meowrio: Why'd you steal my idea?! Grr.....Fine. I'll just have to go make a new food shower. How about...Jello!
(Meowrio draws up plans for an Jello shower)
Meowrio: There. Done and done.
Chupperson: I'll have to steal those from you.
Meowrio: No! I need this! I don't want it for fame! I want it for food!!
Lizard Dude: Forget it. We need to find out what's up with Deezer.
Meowrio: Fine.
(THey all set off towards the two Deezers)
Meowrio: Now!!
(THey all jump onto the Deezers and tie them up)
Deezer #1: Help me! He's an evil robot version of me!!
Deezer #2: No. I am the real one who is entitled Deezer. Do not listen to the one entitled Deezer who is standing to the left of me.
Markio: Duh... I can't tell which one is real.
Chupperson: I have an idea!
(Chupperson Weird takes the two Deezers and throws them into one of his stolen Pudding Showers. THe Robot Deezer short-circuits and is destroyed)
Meowrio: Deezer! It's you!
Deezer: Yes. We need to find out who is behind the Evil Robot Me and the Dimensional Rifts.
Sapphira: Hmm...but who could it be?
(Eerie music plays and it scene fades out)
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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???: Mr. CHUPperson
Everyone whips around...
It was Agent Smith.
Smith looked at the short-circuited robot Deezer.
A.Smith: I see you and your gang destroyed my partner in crime Mr. CHUPperson. But fortunatly I have new ones.
7 more Smiths came strolling up from behind
CW: Why do you keep singling me out?!
A.Smith: Because of our connection Mr. CHUPperson, aren't you aware of it? You are one of "The Two", you are the only human that can stop me, besides that other guy, anyhow I think I should destroy you before you destroy me, Mr. CHUPperson.
The Agent Smiths advance on the TMK crew when suddenly the formentioned "other guy" appears...
???: HENshin A-go-go Baby!
All: Its Viewtiful Joe!!
Agent Smith ordered 2 of his copies to hold VJ off.
A.Smith: You and your TMK crew will be seeing me again Mr. CHUPperson.
A.Smith and his copies jump away.
Viewtiful Joe soundly defeats the 2 Smiths and then takes off before anyone can say anything.
All:....
TEM: Why do you get to be one of the "The Two"?
TheEggMan cries like a baby.
All: Shutup!
Markio: Well what are we going to do now?
Deezer: I must train CW so he can fully discover his powers.
Deezer combines Chupperson Weird and Lizard Dude to become WEIRD DUDE.
Deezer: There now your training is complete.
WD: You mean I am "The Two"?
Deezer: Yes, You two combined are powerful enough to destroy the Smiths.
Meowrik: I'm sick of all this fighting let's take 5.
TBB: Yeah let's warp somewhere "vacationy".
TM: But Where?
Will The TMK crew ever agree on where to vacation?
When will WEIRD DUDE confront the Smiths?
Where in the heck did Viewtiful Joe come from?
Find out next time on "story about us"!
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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And so the TMK Team decided to vacation on the luxurious Isle Delfino. They're on their way in their private plane now watching a welcoming video.
Pianta: Welcome to, Isle Delfino! Enjoy our world class hotels, luxurious beaches, a wide variety of food, and great amusement park!
Meowrio: Woohoo! We hit the jackpot!
(Sapphira sees a shady figure in the background that appears to be Meowrio)
Sapphira: Meowrio?
(Meowrio dreams about food)
Sapphira: That shadow... TheEggMan, did you see...
(THeEggMan ignores her)
TheEggMan: ....Uh...... Yeah, sure...
Sapphira: Sigh....
(They are about to land their plane on Delfino Airstrip)
Pilot: Oh no! There's something all over the runway! This could be a bumpy landing!
Chupperson: Oh no! What's wrong?!
Trainman: THat looks like...Pudding!!
Markio: Aah! The runway is covered in pudding!
(They land the plane and almost crash)
Meowrio: Moan... Wait a sec...I see something over there!
(Meowrio runs up to a small machine)
Machine: I am M.E.O.W. a Mega Electronic Operational Water-Device. I am pleased to be of assistance.
(Meowrio puts on the M.E.O.W.)
Meowrio: Now to take care of that mess of pudding on the runway!
(Meowiro sprays the Pudding with some water and a giant Agent Smith made of pudding rises up)
Pudding Smith: Blaaargh!! Mraaalghh!!!!!
Meowrio: Oh no! I'm outta water!
(Chupperson Weird and Lizard Dude fuse into WEIRD DUDE)
WEIRD DUDE: Do not worry. We've got your back.
(WEIRD DUDE throws Meowiro into the water and he fills up M.E.O.W. and finishes off the Pudding Agent Smith)
Meowrio: Look! There goes someone who looks like me! Shadow Meowrio! Stop!
Shadow Meowrio: ............
(Shadow Meowrio runs away, and WEIRD DUDE splits up)
Lizard Dude: Darn, he got away...
They decide to head into Delfino Plaza...
(And by the way, this is the 50th Post on this topic! Woo! Keep going!)
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
Edited by - Lizard Dude on 10/19/2003 12:50:51 PM
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Upon arriving at the docks, a giant pudding monster appeared behind Screech and Jon.
Trainman: Jon! Screech! Look out behind you!!
LD and CW fuse to become WEIRD DUDE, when Sapph hits them/him on the head, causing them to fall unconcious for no reason.
Luigison: Why did you do that?
Sapphira: Because of when they were making fun of me when I was covered in pudding. But don't worry, I feel better now.
Jon: Hello! There's a pudding monster that can't be defeated because WEIRD DUDE is unconscious and Meowrio is out of water! We need to kill it!
Suudenly, Markio runs to the monster, jumping over it, wallkicking off of the wall and landing in front of it, except that it had turned around to see where Markio had gone, and had its back to him. Double kick! Punches hole through monster! Jumps through hole! Wallkicks at monster! Kicks the daylights out of him! Monster defeated!
Markio: *everyone stares at Markio* What? You didn't know I could do that?
Jon: Good thing I got shots of that. Now to download it onto my labtop...
Doesn't anyone think that sapph is going to get kidnapped by shadow Meorio?
Suddenly, Sapphira was gone.
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
Edited by - Lizard Dude on 10/19/2003 12:52:52 PM
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Markio: Uh-oh! Sapphira is missing! Shadow Meowrio must've kidnapped her!!!
Meowrio: I'll be right back. I'm gonna go fill up my M.E.O.W.
(Meowrio goes to the beach to go get some water.)
Markio: I think we need to get Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird to a bed or something. I think I have a concussion.
Trainman: I have an idea! Jon, go to Rico Harbor and see if they have any couches there! The rest of us will go to Hotel Delfino and check in. Don't come back until we tell you to.
Jon: Yay! Ok!
(Jon runs off into the portal to Rico Harbor)
Trainman: Good. he'll never find his way back.
(Meowrio comes back)
Meowrio: Ok guys. Time to go to Hotel Delfino.
(They use the Warp Pipe to go to Hotel Delfino. Upon arriving, they bring Chupperson Weird and Lizard Dude up to one of the rooms and put them in bed to recuperate.)
Meowrio: I wish I had my Game Boy Advance... Why couldn't we go back for it?!
Pink King Boo: I dunno. Shouldn't we be thinking of how to rescue Sapphira?
Markio: I've got it! Let's go to Corona Mountain, and fight our ways through the lava and fire. most of us won't make it, but we'll rescue her for sure!
(Markio runs off to Corona Mountain, and then Sapphira walks in)
Sapphira: Hey everyone.
Meowrio: Hiya!
Trainman: What the?! I thought you were kidnapped!
Sapphira: Nah. I was in the bathroom.
Pink King Boo: So.....is anyone gonna go stop Markio?
(Crickets chirp)
Meowrio: Let's go downstairs. I hear they're having a buffet!
(Everyone goes downstairs to start on the buffet)
Pink King Boo: I heard something about their Casino being haunted. Should we go check it out?
Sapphira: I think we're all under-age.
Pink King Boo: Ok! Let's go!
Meowrio: Wait! I'm not done with my cake!
(Pink King Boo drags them all off into the casino)
Pink King Boo: Let's play roulette!
Meowrio: Hey! I wasn't done with my cake!!!
(Meowrio pushes Pink King Boo over and he lands on a purple tile on the roulette. The roulette takes them all down into the basement where they see the King of Boos!)
Meowrio: My word! It's Shawne20! THe king of Boos!
To be continued.....
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
Edited by - Meowrio on 10/19/2003 2:55:43 PM
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Lizard Dude: Pardon, but I am not underage to gamble. I've done it a few times. Humph!
I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
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MEANWHILE
*Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird wake up*
LD: AAH!
CW: AAH!
*Both slowly back away from each other, falling off opposite sides of bed*
MEANWHILE
Agent Smith: ...
Mr. Smith: ...
Mr. Jones: ...
CW: I couldn't resist.
MEANWHILE
CW: My warped brain is picking up strange emanations from the basement!
LD: LET'S GO!
VJ: MMm! Yummy!
MEANWHILE
*Sapphira is having fun on the slots*
*Pink King Boo is having fun throwing peppers at Shawne20*
*CW, LD & VJ come in*
WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW?!
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Trainman: These slots are boring. The only thing that could make this worse is if sadib100 appeaered. I hate him! He's so negative, I'm NOT lying! And he's mean, that idiot! And he swears all the time, that stupid [censored]! And he-
All: Shut up!
Then, everything was going on as before. Everyone playing slots and stuff.
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
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Luigi: This place needs a new govern.. er .. I mean moderat.. uh . you know..
Narater: Hopefully our heros can find Deezer soon and he will bless the forums with his Mushroom Kingdom powers.
Lizard Dude whispers: Who said that?
Chupperson Weird: Hey guy, I think I found Watoad over here by whats left of this molded bread.
LD: <sarcasm> Deezer must be close. </sarcasm>
Unknown voice: Bahh ha ha ..
All stare into darkness ahead.
Luigison gets hit over the head with a large wet mackrel ...
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(GUys, Deezer is not evil anymore. We rescued him from the evil, robot Deezer)
Shawne20: Now, you I need beat. Time for to be destroyed! Bleaah hagh hnya!
(Shawne20 shoots a bunch of fruits out of his mouth)
Meowrio: Yummy!!!
(Meowrio starts eating the fruits)
Sapphira: Eww! THey were in his mouth!
Meowrio: Big deal! I'm starving since you guys dragged me in here away from the buffet.
(Shawne20 takes fruits away)
Meowrio: HEY! I WASN'T DONE!
(Meowrio shoots water at Shawne20 with his M.E.O.W. and Shawne20 shoots out a chili pepper)
Meowrio: Mmm!
(Puts pepper in mouth)
Meowrio: AAH! HOT! HOT!
(Meowrio spits out chili pepper, it hits Shawne20 and Shawne20's tongue catches on fire, Meowrio then throws a coconut at him and defeats him. The platform comes back up and they ar elal in the casino again)
TO be continued....
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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Suddenly, something strange happened...
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
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They all started enjoying their vacation!
They all regrouped and enjoyed went to all the sites at Isle Delfino, except Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird because they had concussions due to Sapphira's blows to the head(you can't knock people out with out expecting cranium injuries)
Mean while..
The Smiths were slowly infecting the state of Illinois there was a total of 123,456 Smiths and they had one thing in mind.
The death of WEIRD DUDE (dramatic reverb sounds in background)
Then..
The TMKers were on their way back to Illinois, with CW and LD back to full mental health.
When the landed they felt the airplane tip sideways.
All: AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
When they got out of the plane they saw half a dozen Smiths had jumped on the plane.
The landing strip was full of them.
Luigison: Hey whats the short little Smith over there?
It was a small cel-shaded Smith with a cape and helmet.
They had gotten Viewtiful Joe and made him as one of them.
And in the midst of them was a giant Pudding Smith complete with dried-pudding-hardened towel club.
In one giant voice the yelled
Smiths: WE WANT WEIRD DUDE!!!!
To be continued....
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - Lizard Dude on 10/20/2003 4:45:56 PM
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The tmk'ers advanced toward the army of smiths, but Lizard dude and Chupperson Weird stepped forward.
Both: Let us handle this.
Smith #1: Welcome back Mr. CHUPerson, we've missed you.
Chupperson And Lizard fused together once more to creat WEIRD DUDE. Then, ripping a street light out of the ground, began beating the smiths with such a vigor, that someone watching would assume that he was enjoying it (who can say?).
But for every smith whacked, ten more took his place. Surely he was invincible.
The fight lasted for hours but finally the smiths overcame him. Even when the rest of the TMK crew joined in, they were of little help.
In the end the TMK crew failed. most were knocked out. The rest had broken limbs, and one had terrible stomach ache due to eating nothing at the buffet, and fruit from shawne20's mouth.
The smiths picked up the incapacitated WEIRD DUDE, and carried him off.
The Tmk'ers lay, helpless on the tile floor of the airport, and one by one, drifted into unconsciousness.
Suddenly, a golden ball of light flew in, and materialized.
Eldstar: These poor, pathetic nerds need my help!
Eldstar worked his magic on them, and left.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Edited by - Lizard Dude on 10/20/2003 4:47:04 PM
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Markio was the first to wake up. He looked around himself and noticed everybody else unconscious around him. He thought about his options. Usually at sleep-overs, he would wait for everyone else to wake up. But he was yearning for some adventure. He left a note saying he was out doing something, and would meet up with everybody else later, and then left. He didn't know where he was walking; he had a feling that he had to take this path through the woods. He heard something in the bushes behind him, when suddenly, a person grabbed him and pulled him into the bushes. It was Meowrio.
Markio: Oh shoot, that was freaky. How did you get here?
Meowrio: I don't know, I woke up and I was here.
Markio: Did you feel any special power or vibe around here?
Meowrio: Ci! Y tu?
Markio: Yeah. Maybe there's some special sacred enchantment here... in these woods... where we're standing.
Meowrio: Maybe the others will come here.
Markio: Probably. While we're waiting, let's practice MARTIAL ARTS!
They both practiced judo, ju jitsu, karate, and that thing with the weapons.(Meowrio had a katana, and Markio had nunchakus). Then everybody else came.
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
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*luigi~lover runs in*
luigi~lover: Oh so now I see, you don't like me, and what are you all doing?
*picks up borad on floor*
luigi~lover: Huh??
* Markio jumps and smashes borad in half a centimetre close to my face *
Markio: Huh? What? Oh, who are you?
luigi~lover: I'm luigi~lover, one of the few females here, lots of people have no clue how I am.
Sapphira: HA! Markio that was nothing watch this!
* Sapphira throws wooden borad up in the air, jumps and kicks it into 4 pieces *
Everyone: Wow!!
luigi~lover: Wish I could do that......
Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
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Luigi Lover: So, why are you all here?
Markio: Us? What are you doing here?
Luigi Lover: These are my woods. I own them! How'd you get here? I didn't see you use my entrance gate.
Meowrio: we were battling the Smiths but they won... We woke up in here.
Agent Smith: Good day Mr. Weird.
Trainman: What?-
(Agent Smith immediately begins attacking the TMK people. He runs up and knocks Sapphira unconscious with a quick thrust to her head, kicks Trainman in the stomach, and picks up Markio and rams him into a tree)
Luigi Lover: My word! I know!
(Luigi Lover uses Group Hug on the TMK fighters)
Markio: We're healthy again!
(Agent Smith body slams Markio)
Markio: ...........
Meowrio: Whoa! He's bleeding from his mouth! He's bleeding internally! Quick bring him inside with Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird!
(Trainman and Pink King Boo bring Markio, Lizard Dude, and Chupperson Weird into Luigi Lover's cottage while Meowrio, Sapphira, Luigi Lover, and Screech stay outside to fight Smith off)
Meowrio: How can we beat him? He's way too powerful! And even if we do, he'll just regenerate!
Sapphira: I know....
Luigi Lover: I know how we might!
(Luigi Lover takes a large staff and uses a Plasma Based energy attack)
Smith: Very good...
(Smith melts...... but then grows back up and become the size of Godzilla!!!!)
Smith: Now let's see what you can do.
To Be Continued.......
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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.....Screech.
I setup the possibly best part of the story and you write that weak stuff....
Totally ruined the fight scene....I'm very disappponted in you.
Thank you Markio and Meowrio for setting it back on track.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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I would also like to add in, that before you writ esomething in here, please READ the story and know whats going on, or else it will make no sense and get even more confusing than it's supposed to be.
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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Hey, Screech is good at writing. And I just wanted everyone to know that my special power was NINJA ACTION!
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
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If Sapph had a crush on CW in the story, she could call him "Chuppy-wuppykins."
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
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Oh. My. AAAAAAAAAAAA
*falls over*
I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
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An Interesting Sub-Plot!
SBS: Confusing story, huh?
TBB: I know. Now we're on Isle Delfino, I think. With a bunch of Agent Smiths, and a plie of wood. Right?
SBS: Possibly. Here, just put on this Megaman suit I found. I'll put on Protoman's suit.
TBB: Sweet!
*They run off to beat Dr. Wily. And Sigma, probably.*
TBB: This story is comfusing.
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nintendoexpert89: HERE I AM!! I'm going to the Party Cube. Who's going?\
Markio: YAY!! YAY!! YAY!!
The Big Boo: Yes!! I likey there! Hee hee!
nintendoexpert89: Settle down. Here's some beacon.
Markio: YUMMY!!
The Big Boo: GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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*with big glassy chibi eyes* Sowwy!
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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(Guys, when writing this story, don't write nonsense! What's wrong with you?! Now someone please bring this back on track)
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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Suddenly, Smith started laughing at everyone! Screech was overtaken by a deep rage. He lashed out in fury at Smith. This encouraged the TMKers to fight and they all started fighting the many Smiths.
Luigison: This is for Deezer! *punch*
Jon: This is for Mariotendo! *kick*
Sapphira: This is for my ChuppyWuppykins! *kisses CW*
Everyone stared at Sapphira, dumbfounded. Then there was an awkward silence.
Sapphira: Uuhhhh... This is for women everywhere! *punch*
Everyone returned to the massacre at hand.
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
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(Agent Smith shoots a ray at Markio)
Luigi Lover: Meowrio! Come here! I wanna pour waffle batter on your hair!
Meowrio: What?!
Smith: Perfect. My instant-insanity ray is working.
Markio: Oh no! He's got some sorta ray that makes people do weird things!
(Meowrio runs away)
Meowrio: No offense Luigi Lover, but leave the cooking to me.
(Luigi Lover pours Waffle Batter onto Meowrio)
Meowrio: Mnph. Now I'm gona have to wash this off...
(Meowiro starts shaking himself off)
Smith: YOur turn, Cat Boy!
Meowrio: Huh?
(Meowrio ducks and the Ray hits Markio)
Markio: Hmm....I all of a sudden have a craving for..... Skunk Juice?! Meowrio! Give me some of your army's juice!
Meowrio: Err....you don't want any. Really.
Markio: Yes I do!!!!
(Markio takes a bottle of the Skunk Jiice and drinks the whole bottle)
Markio: Groan...I don't feel so good.....
(Markio collapses and turns bright pale)
Meowrio: Watch out! He's got severe nausea!!!
How am I gonna stop them from doing this?
Luigi Lover: Who wants more waffle batter?
Sapphira: Meowy-kins! You're next!
Meowrio: I need to stop them somehow... Maybe I can...
(Meowrio digs around in his Infinate Backpack and pulls out a mirror)
Luigi Lover: Waffles!
(Luigi Lover pours more Waffle Batter onto Meowrio)
Meowrio: Stop! Control yourself!
Sapphira: Come here schnookums! Pucker up!
Meowrio: If I don't stop this madness somehow, it's not gonan be pretty.
(Meowrio runs away with Luigi Lover and Sapphira hot on his trail)
Meowrio: Now's my chance! Hey Smith! You never got me!
Smith: Oh so you want to be insane?
Meowrio: Now I just need to get my mirror.
(RUns over to get the mirror but Luigi Lover throws batter in his face and Sapphira grabs him)
Meowrio: Aah! I'm blind!
Sapphira: What's the matter? I don't bite!
(Markio wakes up and starts drinking Skunk Juice again)
Markio: I feel really sick....
(Trianman bursts out of the house)
Meowrio: Help me!
Trainman: Heh, a lady's man, eh?
Meowrio: Now is not the time!
Trainman: Alright, alright.
Meowrio: Get some Cauliflour out of my backpack! THen threaten Saphira with it! She HATES Cauliflour.
(Trainman takes Cauliflour out and waves it in front of Sapphira)
Sapphira: Oh Trainy-wainy! Must you have that wretched thing in your hand?
(Sapphira knocks the Cauliflour out of his hand and grabs his arm)
Sapphira: Now, who shall I take with me? Meowy-kins or Trainy-wainy?
Meowrio and Trianman: Neither!
Luigi Lover: WAFFLE!!!!!
(Luigi Lover throws some more batter onto everyone)
Meowrio: I've got it! Hey Luigi Lover! I want more batter!
(Luigi Lover throws a lot of batter onto Meowrio, allowing him to slide out of Sapphira's grasp)
Meowrio: GOod.
Sapphira: Oh Meowy-kins, come back here now!
(Sapphira let's go of Trainman and pursues Meowrio. Luckily he evades her and grabs his mirror)
Meowrio: Hey Smith! I'm wide open!
Smith: THis time, I'm not going to miss!
(Smith fires Instant-Insanity ray at Meowrio but hits the mirrow which reflects the radiation back at Agent Smith)
Smith: Unbelieveable.
(Agent Smith is struck with the Radiation and explodes, and Sapphira grabs Meowrio and is about to give him a kiss but the polarity of the radiation controlling their mind is reversed and they are now no longer insane)
Sapphira: What? What are we doing here? And why am I holding Meowrio in my arms, covered in Waffle Batter?!
(Meowrio squirms out of her hold)
Meowrio: it was the Agent's Instant-Insanity Ray. I luckily deflected it back at him and broke you all free. Just in a nick of time too. You were about to kiss me. You were starting starting to scare me back there, Sapphira!
Luigi Lover: Hmm... so he did this?
Markio: I don't feel so good.... I stink too...
Meowrio: Well, He made Sapphira become infatuated with everyone, made Luigi Lover become obsessed with Waffle Batter, and you Markio, were drinking Skunk Juice.
Sapphira: I was gonna kiss you?!
Meowrio: Well, you kissed Chupperson and on several occasions tried to do the same to me and Trainman.
Sapphira: AAAAH!
Trainman: Groan.... it's gonna take a long time to recover from all this... I think we should stay here and rest for a few days.
Meowrio: Good idea.
Luigi Lover: Ok. You guys can stay at my cottage.
(Markio passes out and has Sever Nausea. Sapphira is sickened that she kissed Chupperson and almost kissed Meowrio and Trainman. Luigi Lover is a mess form all the waffle batter. Meowrio is traumatized from Sapphira's infatuation with him. Chupperson and Lizard Dude still have concussions and are in comas. They all head back to Luigi Lover's cottage to plan where they'd be headin next)
Narrator: Looks like they'll all need a lot or rest if you ask me!
To Be Continued..
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
Edited by - Meowrio on 10/21/2003 7:41:53 PM
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Somehow, I think Sapph isn't enjoying this story too much... :-P
Chupperson, due to his mutated genetic structure, awakens from his coma. Meanwhile, Lizard Dude, due to his ... manliness (heh), awakens from his coma.
Chupperson walks outside.
Sapphira: Yuck!
CW: What?
Sapphira: They said I kissed you.
CW: Oh come now. There's only one girl I would kiss, and it ain't you, babe.
Sapph: ...
CW: That wasn't me; that was ... ...
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...
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...Marionut#1!
Sapphira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Markio: Um... anyway, I forgot why we are all here. What was it again?
Lizard Dude: Well, it started off with everyone teleporting for no reason, and we thought Deezer was evil, but it was really Smith, who wants to defeat WEIRD DUDE because combined, we are the only one who can stop him. So now, we are resting for a day or two until we are in better condition to find Smith. The people present are:
Markio,
Meowrio,
Sapph,
Trainman,
Me(LD),
CW,
Screech,
Jon,
Shawne20,
luigi~lover,
and Luigison.
Jon: Oh yeah, what happened to Shawne20?
Meanwhile, three miles away, Shawne20 was wandering through the forest, looking for the others. He was mad that everyone was mean to him. And what do you know, Ribbon WAS with him.
Shawne20: Ribbon, this stinks. Why do they always leave me behind? Is it because I act like a little kid on purpose?
Ribbon: Don't worry, Shawne, I stay with you, and one friend is plenty.
Shawne20: Yeah, you're right. I guess we better find the others.
Shawne20 once again began searching for the others in the forest, determined not to act strangely so they would be nicer. Meanwhile, at the rest of the group's location...
Markio: Geez, why did Meowrio make me drink skunk juice?
Sapphira: At least you didn't kiss anyone. Blegghhhh!
Markio: *Sigh* I'm gonna go for a walk. And if I'm attacked, which I doubt, I won't be defeated again!(hint hint).
The group was now in threes: Everyone, Markio alone, and Shawne20 with Ribbon. Yeah, they would join together again pretty soon, but not at the moment.
Markio was walking through the woods. He liked the woods. He knew the names of most of the trees, and also liked climbing them. He saw a camphor tree nearby, and began to climb it. He was a good climber, and with the help of the camphor's many branches and gripping bark, was soon at the top. Markio liked nature and serene silence, although he was aware that it seemed kinda girly. He knew that deep down he was really sensitive, but usually acted loud and weird on purpose. Suddenly, his thoughts were interrupted by footsteps on the ground below.
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/21/2003 11:15:55 PM
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It was only a passing monkey. He resumed his internal ponderings.
I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
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Meowrio: Actually, that really was Chupperson. It was Chupperson in a Marionut costume so he could confuse everyone. Now then, I think we need to be on full alert in case Smith comes back to attack us.
Sapphira: I can't believe that I was trying kiss-
Trainman: Yeah. If he comes back, we're toast.
sapphira: And that I actually kissed-
Markio: I can't believe I drank so much skunk juice.... I still feel sick.
Pink King Boo: So.... making dinner, Meowrio?
Meowrio: Ok.
Narrator: And so they rested at Luigi Lover's cottage for several days without attack... until....
TO Be COntinued!
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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Until a giant Swedish meatball came and attacked them! BLARGGGG!
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you make fun of them, you''ll be a mile away and you''ll have their shoes!
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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Smith: Ok you patthetic imbeciles! Try this giant Meatball on for size!
(Giant Meatball levitates near the cottage)
Meowrio: What are you an idiot?
(Meowiro whips out a humongous frying pan and fries the meatball)
Meowrio: Dinner for a week!
Smith: Hmph. It appears I underestimated you fools again.
(Smith teleports away)
Meowrio: Ok everyone. Look slike we're having meatball for dinner tonight.
(Chops small pieces off and serves it)
Sapphira: Oh come on. I'm not in the mood for this. I am sick of the little twerp's cooking.
Meowrio: Well, no one else here knows how to cook, nor does anyone here have a backpack that has an infinate amount of storage space.
(Sapphira grumbles something under her breath)
Meowrio: Fine then. I guess you're just gonna.....
(Meowrio stuffs a meatball into Sapphira's mouth)
To Be COnintued
Narrator: Mama mia! THat's-a spicy meat-a-ball!
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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Suddenly, everyone's electronic devices come to life and attack the TMKers!
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you make fun of them, you''ll be a mile away and you''ll have their shoes!
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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*CW's Marionut android jumps out from behind the bed.*
Android: KISS ME SA-PPHI-RA
Sapphira: AAAAAAHHHH!
CW: See? It WASN'T me.
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*luigi~lover walks out of washroom*
Meowrio: Was the batter Hard to get off?
luigi~lover: Holy boogers yeah! How did you get all the batter off of you so fast, eh?
Meowrio: Oh, I found this tooth brush on the sink in the washroom, hehehehe it says Jon on it too.
Jon: HEY THAT WAS MINE!!
Meowrio: Oh..........
luigi~lover: But why did you bring a tooth brush Jon? Eh?I thought you.....
Jon: I BRING MY TOOTH BRUSH EVERYWHERE OK, YOU GOT THAT? Anyways..... Meowrio meet me outside.......
Meowrio: Um..... and tell me WHY should I be afriad of you Jon?
Jon: BECAUSE!!! Um....... I don't know.... just be afriad of me....... NOW!!!
luigi~lover: ?!?!?!?
Meowrio: Oh I'm really scared.. someone help me!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Trianman: Stop it Jon!!
Luigison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What's so funny?
*An odd humming sound came out of the bedroom*
CW: Guys, shut up!!! Listen...... what is that?
luigi~lover: Huh? That isn't normal...... let me go see what it is......
*I slowly open the bedroom door*
luigi~lover: What the? Eh? AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*A robot came charging out of the room and Smith appears*
Smith: I hope you enjoy my little gift, you fools.
luigi~lover: ?!?!?!?! Eh? I'm not a fool!! I'm more of a mental case.
Smith: Well, you won't be for long!
robot: MUST DESTROY!!
*robot grabs luigi~lover*
luigi~lover: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
To be continued.....
Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Edited by - luigi~lover on 10/23/2003 1:47:43 PM
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Meanwhile, Sapphira lies on the ground twitching, completely traumatized.
Sapphira: N-n-n-no...it...was...o-o-only a dream... y-y-yes...a h-h-horrible...h-h-horrible...n-n-nightmare...
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
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Meowrik: Oh man, the poor thing. She's having convulsions. Smith made these people do the least likely things they'd ever do and look what it has caused! Traumatized Sapphira, Severely nauseus arkio, and Luigi~lover looks okay, but she had a heck of a time washing out those batter stains.
Chupperson: Me no talk from hurt head.
Pink King Boo: Don't do anything Chupperson. You still have a concussion.
Chupperson: Ugh. Killer robot find us.
RObot: I am Killbot 7000. I am designed to destroy you.
Meowrik: Uh-oh, they sent another stupid robot after us. We gotta high-tail it outta here or we're toast.
Robot: Negative. As you can see, doom is inevitable and resistance is futile. I will set this explosion to 30 seconds. It is capable of destroying a 1-Mile Radius. You will all die now.
(Robot sets a "Mezzo Bomb" and teleports away)
All: AAAAHH!!!! RUN!
(Everyone runs out of the building)
Meowrik: Wait a sec.. Chupperson, Sapphira, and Lizard Dude are still in there! And I left my Wallet in there!!
(Meowrik runs in and brings Chupperson, Lizard Dude, and Sapphira out, one by one.)
Meowrik: Wait! I forgot my Wallet on the table When I was taking Chupperosn out of the bed!
(Sapphira and Chupperson slowly comes to consciousness slightly)
Chupperson: What's Mew doing? Big exlosion soon..
Pink King Boo: What's his problem! Don't go in!!!
(Meowrik runs back in for his wallet)
Meowrik: Aha! Here it is!
(Meowrik starts running out)
(Mezzo Bomb explodes)
EXPLOSION BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(House is in rubble and Meowrik is gone)
Trainman: Meowrik.... he's gone....
To Be Continued......
Narrator: With one less member, how are they going to get on? And who's gonna cook now?!
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
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Screech, in an effort to add something to the story while cleverly sidestepping the main plot, snuck into the forest to look for Shawne20 and Ribbon.
Meanwhile, agent Smith (now recovering from the harmful effects of his own insanity ray) checked the casualties.
Smith: One. Go figure. And it wasn't even WEIRD DUDE. I'll have to vaguely hint that I have another plan and hope that someone else comes up with it. These TMK posters are either very clever or total morons.
In the forest, Shawne20 and Ribbon had been walking for hours. There was no sign of the TMK crew anywhere, and they needed Meowrio. They were starving. Suddenly, they heard an incredibly loud noise, coming from what may have been a huge pillar of smoke. He began to run in the general directtion, but smacked his head against a tree and forgot entirely what he was doing.
They had walked for an hour.There was no sign of the TMK crew anywhere, and they needed...
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/23/2003 7:43:10 PM
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A taco. Meanwhile, Jman was fuming with rage.
CW:Hey, what are you so ticked about?
Jman:I'll show that freak, Smith! Call me a moron, will he? I'll kill him!
Sapphira:Whoa, I think you've had too much sugar.
Jman: Wait, what was that?
Suddenly, he was on the ground,dead.
Proud to be an American!
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Markio: OH NO! JMAN!!!!
(JMan got up and started laughing hysterically)
JMan: Got ya'!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
(Lizard Dude punches JMan in the face)
JMan: Owww!!!
Lizard Dude: THat's it. No more. Leave us now!
JMan: Where though?!
Lizard Dude: Run. Run away, and never return.
(JMan nods his head scared and slowly runs off to join up with Shawne20 and his imaginary friend Ribbon)
Trainman: Groan.... it's been days since we lost Meowrik, and we haven't eaten anything good since. Chupperson tried cooking, but that was a disaster. Now Pink King Boo has Food Poisoning.
Sapphira: Yeah I know what you mean... I sorta miss the little scamp too.
Chupperson: I wonder what it feels like to be vaporized in an explosion... if only Meowrik were here. He'd be able to tell us.
Trainman: But where can we go from here?
Lizard Dude: Let's just keep going. These woods have to lead to civilization eventually.
(And so they walked for days until they finally could go no father)
Chupperson: (Weakly) I'm so hungry... I need to eat something. I've already eaten all my hair... and those berries Markio ate looked pretty poisonous to me.
Markio: Dobukakuwa doshini gatarka.
(Suddenly, a white glow appeared in front of them)
Sapphira: What is that?
Trainman: It looks like a ghost!
Chupperson: Oh great. Now Smith is sending ghosts after us.
Lizard Dude: Everyone, get ready.
(Ghost materializes and it's Meowrik!)
Meowrik: Hiya!
Trainman: Meowrik?! You're a ghost!!
Meowrik: Yeah... kinda...
Sapphira: So you did die in that blast...
Meowrik: Uh... yeah... sure. I died.
Lizard Dude: Do you have any cool ghosty powers? Like prophecies or anything? We've been wondering these woods for days!
Meowrik: Well, these woods are near Tokyo... but to get there, you'll need to get through the Land of Wind and Ghosts.
Trainman: Sounds mysterious...
Meowrik: Not really, just take a dimensional rift to there. To make one, just mix some dirt, crushed, dried poisonous berries and long hair together. Throw them into the wind and it will open up. You'll get to Tokyo in no time. But when you get there, you need to find Master Guino. He can help us beat Smith.
Chupperson: THanks. Got any food for us?
Meowrik: Err.....no.
Trainman: THanks for your help!
Meowrik: Trust me. We will meet again.
To Be Continued...
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
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luigi~lover: I hope we meet again, it won't be the same without you buddy.
Meowrik: Yes.... now please do what I said, you'll get to Tokyo in no time.... I must go now..... bye for now....
*Meowrik disappears*
CW: Ok guys, we need some dirt.
Trainman: One step ahead of you CW.
*Trainman pours dirt into CW's hands*
Sapphira: Now we need crushed dried poisonous berries.
Trainman: Here you go!
CW: How do you get those things so fast?
Trainman: I don't know...... anyways, we need a long hair... luigi~lover you have long hair!
*luigi~lover pulls one long hair out of her head*
luigi~lover: Here CW, sorry there might be some waffle batter on it, from my insane outrage.
CW: Ok, 1,2,3.....
*CW throughs everything in the air*
.......... To be continued
Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
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Then, while they were passing through the dimensional rift...
jon: Are we there yet?
Everyone: No.
jon: Are we there yet?
Everyone: No.
jon: Are we there yet?
Everyone: No!
jon: Are we there yet?
Everyone: NO!
jon: Are we...mmmphmmmmphmmph(I put a giant cork in his mouth)
Everyone else: [What the...!?]
Me: What, you didn't know I was here? I've been here for the last 10 or so posts...
To be continued...
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
~If everyone said that, I highly doubt many people make up that bunch...I certainly wouldn't have said that, and neither should anyone else. Please do watch your language, even in acronym form. Thanks.
~Sapph
F stood for "freak"
Edited by - donotcare95 on 10/23/2003 8:07:08 PM
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Meanwhile screech discovered that singing sea chantes was a good way to relieve boredom
Screech:...In the 'old with the capn's daughter, early in the mornin'!
He heard the sound of laughter. In fact, uproarious laughter. Someone insane was nearbye.
Screech: Okay. It's either shawne20, or Steve.
Screech turned around and found Shawn20, rolling around on the ground.
Screech: Shawn20!? What's so funny?
Shawne20: Didnt youge t it!? Hahaha!
Screech:*eyebrow raised* oooookay. Listen, I've been looking for you for days. We have to get back to the smouldering pile of ash that was our cottage.
Shawn20: Wait a sec. I'm looking for a taco.
Screech sighed and dragged the estranged shawn20 in the direction of the faintly smoking cottage.
When they arrived after a half hour's walk (they had been going in circles for days), they saw the ashes of the cottage, a mess of dirt, berries, and hair and a floating apparition with a frying pan.
Screech: Who are you?
Meowrio: It's me! Duh!
Screech: Meowrio? You're alive!...ish. Where are the others?
Meowrio:They went to Tokyo. I thought you were with them.
Screech: I snuck off to find him. *points at shawne*
Meowrio: All you have to do to follow them is gather poison berries, dirt, and long hair and throw them to the wind.
Screech: Is that all?
Meowrio:Well, you have to pass through the land of wind and ghosts.
Screech: Of course. Because there's no way anything I do can be EASY!
Screech took the mass of stuff in his hands.
Meowrio: are you sure you wanna take HIM to Tokyo?
He pointed to shawn20, who had begun to laugh again.
Screech: He's harmless.
Screech threw it into the wind!
And it blew back into his face.
Screech: Well, the rift opened, anyway.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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(The TMKers are in the Land of Wind and Ghosts.)
Ghost: Howdy. I'm the ghost of that person who was killed a couple of years ago.
Chupperson: Who?
Ghost: O.J. Simpson's Wife.
Lizard Dude: Ah ok.
Ghost: Just call me Jee for short.
Sapphira: So Jee, how do we get to Tokyo from here?
Jee: Simple. Just follow those poles with the red flags on top of them, through that sandstormy desert over there. My friend, the Poe, will guide you through also.
Trainman: Hey, where's Jon?
(Jon is in Hades alone)
Satan: I AM SATAN! FEEL MY WRATH!
Jon: Yay!
(Cut scene back to the TMKers)
Sapphira: Who cares. Let's get to Tokyo.
(They were led through the desert by the Poe, through the sandstorm)
Poe: You see this large green cloud? Walk into it, and you will be transported to Tokyo.
Sapphira: Eww..... we have to walk into a green cloud?
Poe: Yes.
Chupperson: Alright then. Let's go guys.
Sapphira: I know I'm not gonna like this.
(They walk through the cloud and when they get out, they're in Little Tokyo)
[In case you're wondering, Little Tokyo is the main setting of the show Samurai Pizza Cats]
Chupperson: Little Tokyo?! Weren't we supposed to go to regular Tokyo?
Meowrik(Using telepathy): Whatever. Just go to the Pizza Cat Restaurant. You'll meet someone who can't wait to see you...
Sapphira: Ooh, sounds exciting.
(They go to the restaurant "The Pizza Cat" and enter)
(Chupperson looks around)
Chupperson: This looks like the place... but who are we looking for?
(A Shady figure approaches them)
Shady Figure: Hello. Were you sent here> I can tell.
Trainman: Really?
Shady Figure: Yes.
Sapphira: Who are you anyway?
Shady Figure: Mya ha ha! Who wants Broccoli?
Lizard Dude: No... it couldn't be....
(Shady Figure takes off his disguise and reveals that he is Meowrik!!!)
All: Meowrik!!!
Meowrik: Yes! It's-a me!
Pink King Boo: But... but how?
Meowrik: Well, I was caught in that explosion, and although I was vaporized, a few minutes later, a star approached me and granted me new life. It was Eldstar. He helped us before.
Luigi Lover: So how'd you lead us here if you weren't really a ghost?
Meowrik: Well I used my telepathy machine obviously. I invented it while here in Little Tokyo one day.
Sapphira: And why'd you lead us here anyway?
Meowrik: As a Samurai Pizza Cat, the only way to get inot my strongest form is by changing into my Extra-Spicy Fighting Suit. I came here and the other Samurai Pizza Cats and I did some talking about what's going on.
Now that you are all here, I'm going to cahnge into my Extra-Spicy Fighitng Suit.
(Meowrik gets into Pizza Oven and gets into his Extra-Spicy Fighting Suit)
Meowrik: Ok guys. We need to do some training here. Until then, we'll never be able to defeat the Agents. Who wants food?
ALL (Except MeowriK): WE DO!!!!!!!!!!!
Meowrik: Ha ha ha. I knew I would be missed.
Narrator: And so Meowrik has been revived! Now that they have a secret base, maybe they can get some training and rest done!
To be continued....
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
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Oooh! Can I have a sausage pizza?
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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OK, this is going in only one direction, so I'll add something cartoony.
Markio sighed, knowing that this was gonna end up being cat this and cat that, when sudden;y, he was enlightened by being teleported somewhere else, in the vicinity of a dark alley.
Markio: Wait a minute... is this New York?
Suddenly, five robot smiths came from nowhere, obviously trying to get Markio. One came toward him swiftly. Markio sidestepped and tripped him, causing him to fall over. Markio jumped on top of him over and over until he was just a few knuts and bolts. Another came at him, when suddenly, a shadowy figure appeared.
???: I got this one!
The shadowy figure,(now to be referred to as shadow), ran up to two smiths and banged their heads together, causing them to fall backwards. Then they both ran at Shadow, who stepped out of the way and the two robots collided and exploded. Then there were only two robot smiths left.
Shadow: Back off, it's too dangerous, kid!
Markio: Oh yeah?
Markio ran right at one robot, which had a laser pointed at him. When he got close, Markio ran to the side, wall kicked over the robot, and landed behind the other. The smith fired the laser, but it hit the other robot in front of Markio, killing it. Then Shadow kicked the other one down, and jumped on it, breaking it.
Markio: Who are you?
Shadow: Uhh... Bye.
Shadow ran towards the end of the alley, when Markio came out of nowhere. Shadow turned around, and started running the other way, but Markio beat him, cutting him off.
Markio: Why won't you tell me who you are?
Shadow, getting frustrated, began climbing a fire escape, unaware that Markio had wall-kicked to the top. When Shadow got to the top, he saw Markio, who said,
Markio: Hi!
Shadow: EEERRRRHHH! Go away!
Markio: Tell me who you are first!
Shadow suddenly jumped down from the fire escape, running towards the street, Markio hot on his pursuit. Then, Shadow went through the manhole, thinking Markio was gone. As Shadow climbed down the ladder, and made his way through the sewer, he didn't notice that Markio was following him. Soon he came to his lair, where three other people were.
Shadow 2: Where were you, dude?
Shadow 1(original one): I was beating off these robots, who were fighting this kid, who apparently could've taken them.
Shadow 3: A kid SAW you?
Shadow 1: Not exactly, he didn't know I wasn't a human.
Markio was listening this whole time, in one of the corners. It was brighter in the lair, and he could see the shadowy figure. They were all TURTLES!
Leonardo(S1): The kid was following me, until I ran down here.
Michelangelo(S2): Dude, Leo has a stalker!
Raphael(S3): Don't you think he could have followed you down here?
Markio emerged from the shadows, unable to hide any longer.
Markio: Yeah, I did!
The TMNT stare at Markio, until Donitello grabbed Markio so he wouldn't run away.
Markio: Let go, Don!
Donitello: How do you know our names?
Markio: Long story...
Leonardo: Tell us then.
So Markio told them the whole story, of how smiths had been chasing the TMKers, how he had been with everybody else until he teleported here, everything.
Leo: Kid, you aren't too bad at martial arts.
Don: You could stay with us for awhile until someone teleports here or something.
Mikey: Oooh, stay in my room!
Markio: Sure, I'll stay.
So Markio stayed with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the time being.
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For the record, Little Tokyo is part of New York (just like little Italy).
Screech emerged from the dimensional rift, and stepped into a dark, creepy, foreboding world.
Screech: Smells like chicago. Hey shawne20! C'mon!
Shawne20: we are go in Haunted Kingdom ha ha.
A red light flashed and a similar rift opened up.
Jon: Bye Satan, and thanks for the pizza!
Screech: Jon? Did you get left behind too?
Jon: yeah.
Jee: woooooooooo! *cough cough* sorry.
Screech, Jon, and Shawne20: Who are you?
Jee:*bows head* so easily overlooked. Anyway, it doesn't matter. You need to get to little Tokyo before your friends miss you.
Jon: They won't! We're expendable! Yay!
Jee: See that green mist over there?
Screech: Hey! It wasn't me! I swear it!
Jee: No. You must go through it to reach your destination. Look for the "pizza Cat" restaurant.
Jon: More pizza! Yay!
Shawne20: wear our you going?
Jee: Jim morrison And Elvis are Throwing a party. See ya!
And with that, the ghost departed.
The newly formed trio walked slowly into the mist.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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(By the way, I'm speaking of Little Tokyo from the cartoon Samurai Pizza Cats, not the real life place)
Meowrik: Well guys, it looks like it's just us...
Trainman: Right.
Sapphira: Mm-hmm
Chupperson: Yesirebob.
Lizard Dude: Correct.
Meowrik: We'd better get under training.
(Meowrik brings them into the training room)
Chupperson: Who's that crusty old guy over there?
Meowrik: SHH!!! Quiet! That's Master Guino!
Guino: So Meowrik-san, these are your friends?
Meowrik: Yes, master.
(They approach Master Guino)
Meowrik: Guys, this is Master Guino, my sensai. He trained me.
Trainman: You honor us.
Guino: Don't patronize me.
Chupperson: So we're gonna train here?
Meowrik: Yes. It's the only way we'll become strong enough to defeat Smith.
Trainman: Should we, let Deezer know we're here?
Guino: No. We are the only beings aware of your present location. If the information regarding this were to be revealed through some form of electronic communcation, the Smiths would be able to find out.
Meowrik: Shall we begin, Sensai?
Guino: Yes. We must work on the weird one's fusion and fighting, as well as the Jewel girl, and the Amtrak boy.
(And so they began their training. The first fight was Chupperson Weird sparring with Lizard Dude)
Narrator: Well, it finally looks like the TMKers will finally get in some training. Who will win between Chupperson and Lizard Dude? Find out next time!
To Be continued.....
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
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*luigi~lover sits in shadows*
luigi~lover: Hey, I'm still here! You all ready forgotten me! Oh *sniffle* brings a tear!
LD: What who said that?
luigi~lover: Oh now your ingoring me!
LD: There it is again! luigi~lover? Is that you?
luigi~lover: Yea, who'd you think it was, the easter bunny?
CW: Luigi~lover, where are you! You better not be playing tricks on us! Ok, this is freaking me out! Show yourself!
luigi~lover: I'M RIGHT HERE!! BEHIND YOU CW!!
CW: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
*CW swings around and punches me in the
face*
luigi~lover: Ouchie!! What was that for!?
CW: Your invisable luigi~lover!!
LD: Hey, CW is right!
luigi~lover: How can that be?
*Smith appears*
Smith: Hello again.
Everyone: HEY HOW DID YOU GET HERE!!!
Smith: You don't need to know! Anyways, I've seen that my insanity ray was a waste of my time. So I decided to make this ray, Disappearing ray 3000! Now, it doesn't only make you invisable, it makes you useless, you can't do anything but feel pain!
LD: Your crazy!
CW: Get a life man!
Smith: Now, theres no need for conplaining. You'll all be useless invisable fools in a minute.
To be continued.........
Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Edited by - luigi~lover on 10/24/2003 7:50:09 PM
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TBB: Whoa, I'm not the only one invisible? *Looka at luigi~lover* Weird...
CW: Huh?
TBB: What?
CW: Uh... Never mind.
TBB: All right, I'm gonna need to think of a way to make this post relevant to the story, so... IDEA!
*Suddenly, an interdimensional time warp sends most of TMKers to ancient feudal Japan*
TBB: Bingo! Relevance! Unfortunately, I'm still in the present. Is there anybody else still here?
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I'm with the ninja turtles, and Jon, Screech, and Shawne20 are somewhere else... well don't just stand there, warp us or something!
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Guino: Hmm... from the looks of outside, it appears that we have all traveled back to Feudal Japan.
Smith: You're all still going to be destroyed. Now! Prepare to die Mr. Weird!
Chupperson: Uhh.....
(Smith charges at them but Master Guino cuts in front and starts fighitng with Smith)
Smith: Back off, Old man! You're way out of your league!
Guino: Only a fool scoffs at the wisdom of their elders. (Looks at the TMKers)
Leave this place now!
(THey do battle... Smith lands in a few punches to Master Guino, and Master Gunio falls over but gets back up. Guino sidesweeps Smith's leg and knocks him over. He gets in a few kicks.......... after a few minutes of fighting, the TMKers look back to the battle arena.)
Smith: You're going down, geezer.
(Smith powers his fist up and it catches on fire and he punches Master Guino square in the chest, sending him flying into the wall, which cracks from the impact and Guino is down)
Meowrik: GASP!
(Smith lifts up a pillar from the arena that would surely crush and kill any human and readies to throw it on top of Master Guino)
Smith: Nighty-night.
Meowrik: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Meowrik charges into battle and attacks Agent Smith. He pummels Smith with some lightning fast blows and then extends his Chili Claws and uses his Fiery Scratch Fury.)
Smith: How is he doing this?!
(Meowrik takes out his Jalapeno Katana and with one slice into the air, a huge heat shockwave engulfs Agent Smith and Smith is vaporized)
Smith (While disintegrating): NOooo, agh can't sh-lose k!!
Meowrik:...... I did it. I actually did it!
(Smith implodes and Luigi~lover reappears)
(Smith reappears in another corner of the arena)
Smith: heh-heh. You fool. I am superior. You cannot defeat me. I guess you punks have gotten stronger, but worry not. I'll be back to kill you.
(Smith disappears)
(Meowrik and others rush over to Master Guino)
Sapphira: Are you okay?
Guino: Yes. Many a battle I have encountered that was more difficult than that.
Chupperson: Well, I think we can get back to sparring so I can win, right Lizard Dude?
Lizard Dude: Eright. Let's do this.
(Lizard Dude get back to their places)
(Guino, Meowrik, Sapphira, Trainman, and Luigi Lover get back into seats)
Guino: Begin!
Narrator: Well, that was a close call! In an amazing display of remarkable fighting skills, Meowrik appears to have the uppe r hand over Smith right now! But, is Agent Smith really invincible?
To Be COntinued....
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
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Suddenly, Screech, Jon, Markio, and Shawne20 appeared in the room.
LD: Uh, where were you guys?
Screech: In the forest, sewer turtles, strange ghost, long story.
Meowrio: Smith disappeared.
Jon: Oh...
Sapphira: We must train against each other to prepare for the final battle against smith... whenever that is.
Markio: Um... I actually don't know anything about Smith.
Guino: Hand-to-hand boy must say something to boy with long hair.
Markio: Ok... Hi CW...
CW: Yeah... hi...
Luigi lover: Whatever! Lets start training already!
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Screech: Well, now that we found you, where are we?
Shawne20: We our not in the haunted kingdom.
Lizard dude: You are in Feudal Japan.
Screech: Feudal?
Lizard dude: *sigh* It's a time period. We went back in time.
Screech: Oh! I get it! The Pizza Cat is a THEMED restaurant! Haha!
Lizard Dude: No! You don't get it! oh...nevermind.
The Tmk crew went back to (or just to), training.
Markio: I think Deezer knows where we are after all. He controlos the rifts doesn't he?
Saphira:*stops punching trainman* I never thought of that. I'll bet Smith found us the same way deezer did.
Master Guino: And how is that? This deezer must be very intelligent. Unless someone is contacting him.
Screech: everyone! cell phones off! there.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Mysearious Voice: Ah ha ha... All of the TMKers are now in Feudal Japan! Why? I don't know! But I'll keep talking to myself like this until I discover that my plan is somehow flawed in many ways! Ah look, here'a a flaw now!
*Camera zooms in on TBB and SBS, who hadn't been time-warped, and are looking for a button to time warp themselves to Japan*
TBB: Gotsta find that button.
SBS: Where could it be?
TBB: Maybe it's in there. *Points to a large, creepy castle* Should we go in?
(At this point, owls hoot, a wolf howls in the distance, a clock strikes the midnight hour, a fog rolls in, a clock rings thirteen times, clouds part to reveal a full moon, it starts thunderstroming.)
SBS: Sure, we can go in!
TBB: Gotsta find that button.
WILL THE BIG BOO AND SPIKY BLUE SHELL SURIVE? FIND OUT LATER! NYAHH!
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Narrator: Meanwhile, the TMKers continue to train! (Trainman: So I'm in TRAINing I guess. Heh! Get it?) Narrator: Leave the cheesy jokes to me Trainman.
Guino: All of you, we now will begin a match. Meowrik, my san, you are going to fight the Jewel-Girl.
Chupperson: Heh. Meowrik versus Sapphira! This should be INTERESTING.
(Meowrik and Sapphira make their ways to the arena)
Meowrik: Keep in mind, I'm not gonna go easy on you just because you're a girl, Sapphira.
Sapphira: No need, twerp. I'm gonna mop you up like turkey gravy.
(Meowrik and Sapphira bow, Luigi Lover bangs the gong and the match starts)
Meowrik: Hah!!! Show me what you've got!
Sapphira: Gladly!
(Sapphira and Meowrik charge towards each other and start to fight in a fury of punches and kicks)
Meowrik: Heh. Pretty good for you, Sapphira.
Sapphira: You're going down, little man.
Trainman: Go Meowrik!
(Lizard Dude bashes Trainman in the head)
Trainman: Oww!!! I mean, go Sapph...whatever...
(Meowrik kicks Sapphira and sends her flying back and she appears to be cornered)
Meowrik: Nowhere to hide! Mya!
Sapphira: No need to.
(Sapphira slaps Meowrik in the face so hard he goes flying into the ground)
Meowrik: Pretty good.
(Meowrik gets up)
Meowrik: But not good enough!
(Meowrik eats a piece of Spicy Broccoli)
Meowrik: Mmm.....
Narrator: And with the consumption of his spicy broccoli, Meowrik brought jos agility and speed up to its maximum!
(Meowrik runs circles around Sapphira and she comes after him swinging. He easily dodges every swat she makes)
Meowrik: I'm getting tired, Sapphira. You're boring me.
(Meowrik extends his Chili Claws and scratches Sapphira's face)
Sapphira: OWWW!!!! Why you little!!!
(Sapphira charges after him and Meowrik easily sidesteps her and she falls)
Guino: Stay focused, my san.
Sapphira (Under her breath): I'll focus you.
(Sapphira gets up)
Meowrik: Dude, you're so not gonna win. Just give it up now. I'm getting tired of your inability to beat me.
Sapphira: I'll show you inability!
Meowrik: Sigh... looks like it's time to finish this.
(Meowrik stirkes a pose)
Meowrik: Mya ha ha! Time for my.... Jalapeno Katana!
Narrator: Trademark 2003 of Meowrik Enterprises!
Lizard Dude: He has that stupid little sowrd trademarked?
Chupperson: Liability purposes I suppose.
(Meowrik unsheethes his Jalapeno Katana)
Sapphira: Oh so you wanna use your little toys, eh? Well I've got a toy too!
(Meowrik runs over to Meowrik's backpack and takes out the frying pan she uses to hit people)
Meowrik: Ooh! This looks like it might be fun!
Narrator: Wow! This fight sure is getting hot! How ironic! Will Meowrik be beaten by one of his own frying pans! But does Sapphira like Meowrik's frying pans so much? And who will win the fight? Find out next time!
To Be Continued...
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
Edited by - Meowrik on 10/26/2003 8:06:08 AM
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Meowrio, threw his three stars at Sapphira, who deflected them away with the frying pan. Sapph then abandoned her weapon by throwing it at Meowrio, who deflected it towards the rest.
CW *whispers to LD*: I sure would hate to have to break up with Sapphira.
Then the frying pan hit CW, causing everybody to laugh. Sapphira laughed so hard, she fell over, rolling on the floor, laughing her butt off, so Meowrio pushed her out of the ring to win.
Guino: The next match shall be in the alley arena. Who wants to battle?
Markio: I want to battle Meowrio!
Meowrio: I just played, though!
Markio: Oh, I understand, you're too CHICKEN!
Meowrio: Fine! I'll fight you!
Markio: Good, the reverse phsycology worked.
Luigi lover hit the cymbal. *DING* Markio stared at the surroundings, then at Meowrio, who had started charging at him. Markio began running towards him, but at the last second slid between his legs, and, knowing Meowrio would turn around and look down, quickly lept backwards over Meowrio, grabbing a fire escape ladder and climbing up high. Meowrio turned around, saw nothing there, and took out his jalepeno katana. Markio grabbed a stone, and threw it to the other side of the alley. Meowrio, hearing the noise, began to sneak towards the sound, unaware of Markio sneaking up behind him. Markio tapped his shoulder and ducked. Meowrio turned around and then Markio did the down B move from SM64, tripping Meowrio. It looked like Markio would win, when Meowrio swiped out his chili claws, causing Markio to jump backwards, giving Meowrio time to get up and put Markio on the defensive side. Markio ran, Meowrio hot on his trail. Seeing the same fire escape ladder, Markio grabbed it, swinging up, so Meowrio went past him. Markio climbed the Fire escape once again, and Meowrio threw his stars at the precise places of which the bottom of the fire escape was connected to the wall. The bottom portion of the fire escape began to fall, leaving no way to get to the higher portion of the fire escape... or so Meowrio thought. Markio grabbed two of the stars, and jumped from the fire escape to the opposite wall, jumping off of that wall. Markio wall kicked up to the higher fire escape, having two stars. Meowrio began stacking random objects in the alley to get up there... garbage cans, crates... when Markio thought of a plan. When Meowrio turned around, Markio threw the to stars at the triangular pieces of wood keeping the dumpster in place, knocking them away. Meowrio was grabbing a cardboard box when the dumpster started rolling at him. Taken by surprise, Meowrio got hit by the dumpster, falling backwards. He was sprawled on the floor, his katana askew. Markio had won.
Guino: hand-to-hand boy wins. Who wants to fight the next battle?
To be continued...
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Edited by - Markio on 10/26/2003 12:03:48 PM
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Screech: Ha! I feel sorry for anyone stupid enough to get in the ring with Markio...
Suddenly, Screech realized that he was standing in the ring.
Screech: oooohhhh crap.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Meanwhile, we go to the scene of that lifeless bum, Agent Smith.
Smith:Ah, this must be the place. (He walks in.)
Smith:Hellooooooooo! Anybody home?
No answer.
Then, an evil figure with 2 glowing red eyes stepped out of the shadows. He was dragging Jman's unconsious form through the darkness and into the light.
Smith: You got him?
shadow 5 (since the first 4 were the turtles):I found him in the ninja Turtles old lair.
The red eyes flashed.
Smith:What would he be doing in the... hey, wait a second! He's trying to ally with the turtles!
The evil red eyes flashed again, just as I regained consiousness.
Jman:Man, do you ever wash your eyes? You've got some horrendous red eye!
Smith:How dare you address this man in such a matter? Step out of the dark, and show this immature fool who you are.
The evil figure stepped from the shadows. It was the Shredder!!!!
At this time in little Tokyo, The stage was set for the martial arts madness of Markio v.s. Screech. Suddenly, CW got a beep from his cellphone.
Proud to be an American!
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Screech: Why do I have to fight Markio?
Markio: Why do I have to fight an older person?
Screech: Why are you complaining? You will prbably win.
Markio: Well, let's look at our pros. I'm fast and good at adapting to surroundings. You're older, and so you have better reach and you're stronger.
Screech: Yeah, and this is boring. I mean think about: Weaponless kid fights older nerdy-ish kid. What's the deal?
Markio: I know! I just fought, and reverse psychology doesn't work on me.
Screech: Hey cat dude! Make someone else fight.
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Guino: Why don't you fight, luigi~lover?
*luigi~lover laughs*
luigi~lover: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Are you crazy?!?
Guino: No, but are you crazy enough?
luigi~lover: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... I'm more than just crazy...... so sure why not..... wait theres just one more thing...
Guino: What is it? oh crazy child of insanity??
luigi~lover: Can I use waffle batter?
Guino: Sorry......
luigi~lover: Can we use salt and peper?
Guino: Crazy child of insanity, we have to start the match.....
luigi~luigi: Fine, oh yea, and my name is Kelsey, but you can call me by my nickname, Kelsey Welseykins.
Luigi~lover steps into the ring........ what will happen, will crazy chil- I mean Kelsey Welseykins win, will she lose, will she change her nickname? Find out by the next person to post......
To be continued......
Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
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TBB and SBS eventually found the button, causing them to time-warp themsevles to Japan, and meet with the TMKers.
TBB: Why is everyone fighting?
SBS: They're training, apparently.
TBB: I know, but they're fighting girls. That's just unclassy.
SBS: Why don't you fight, then?
TBB Maybe I will... *Grabs Metroid from backpack, then runs to Osterheinburg Castle*
TBB: Ahh, great... People fighting...
Nightmare: What are you doing here?
TBB: I've come to steal your powers!
*And with a quick swipe of his metroid, TBB absorbs Nightmare's powers and makes them his own*
Nightmare: Ohh, I feel weak...
TBB: Don't worry. I'll give it back.
*TBB runs back to training arean in Japan*
TBB: Now I'll just have to wait untill this fight is over, and then...
*TBB grabs a Faust*
TBB: Muahahahaha!
TO BE CONTINUED!
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*TBB steps into the ring*
luigi~lover: HEY!! Wait your turn!
TBB: Come on, your a girl luigi~lover!
luigi~lover: Are you saying girls are not tough enough!
TBB: No, I'm saying thats unclassy!
sapphira: Well, me and luigi~lover don't a prove of that!
TBB: Ok no need to get bad here....... AAHHHH I'M SORRY... FIGHT DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!! AHHHHH!! DON'T HURT ME!!
luigi~lover: Well then, take a seat up there, and watch me fight!
TBB: Ok, ok.............
To be continued.......
Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
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Meanwhile, the low-life Agent Smith was talking with Shredder about what to do with Jman.
Smith:I think we should kill him.
Shredder:No, not yet. It is not yet time. When I give the command, strike him down!
Jman:Oh man! I've gotta get outta here, somehow!
Then, he saw a portal 10 feet away.
Jman:If I can reach that portal, maybe I can find the other TMKers.
So, I began to drag myself toward the portal. When I got about a yard away however, I heard Shredder give Smith the command to strike me down.
Jman:Ah, crap!
Smith:Now, you will die! Ha ha ha ha hee heeh ee!
Jman:That's the gayest laugh I have ever heard! Get a life, bozo!
I jumped to my feet, hit Smith with a backflip kick, and lept into the portal.
Jman:So long, sucker!
Smith: Dang! Almost had him.
I found myself in Little Tokyo, at the alley where Screech v.s. Markio was about to take place.
CW: Jman! Where the heck have you been?
Jman: Long story. So, can you help me get untied?
CW: Sorry, I don't have a knife.
Jman: Wait, I've got my leatherman in my pocket. Reach in my back pocket, pull it out, and cut me free!
CW did just that.
Jman: So, HEY!!! THE SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!!! I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH SPEEDY?
Can our heroes defeat Smith? Will Shredder aid Smith at all? And will Screech v.s. Markio ever get started? Find out from the nect TMKer who posts.
Proud to be an American!
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Markio: Wait a sec! It's not me vs. Screech! It's Luigi Lover vs... um, who is she up against?
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CW: She's up against me!
Jon: Oh great. Eccentric man versus Insanity woman.
Sapphira: Ugh. He's going up against an eleven-year-old? What's weirder than that?
Jon: Well, when you kissed cW...
Sapphira: AAUGHH! *faints from memory.*
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Edited by - Markio on 10/26/2003 8:11:16 PM
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(Ahem. Me being the one who charges at someone in a battle? Sorry Markio. You don't know my character well, do you. I am a calm fighter who evades people. Get it right next time)
Meowrik: And see Trainman? I was showing you in my fight with Markio why you cannot simply charge at people/ Normally, I evade people and win because there is more to winning than simply beating your opponent. Now, if I were to fight Markio normally, I'd win for sure.
Trainman: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Narrator: Meanwhile, Speedy Cerviche(The original leader of the Samurai Pizza Cats)
Is giving his autograph to JMan.
Speedy: THere ya' go. And I'll even throw in this fish I found in the back of the refrigerator from a couple of months ago.
JMan: Err... thanks... I'll just take the autograph though.
Meowrik: I'll take the fish. I've got an idea.
Narrator: And so, with his amazing ability to cook anything in one minute flat, Meowrik cooked up a moldy pizza that was topped with the old fish.
Meowrik: So, who wants it? It may look, taste, Smell, Sound, and Feel disgusting, but it'll give you super powers!
(Everyone gives Meowrik a dirty look)
All: Err.....
Sapphira: Eww! What on Earth could that monstrosity give you? The power to decompose stuff?
Meowrik: No, it actually gives you the ability to fly. But since no one wants it....
(Meowrik eats the pizza but hesitates to swallow)
Meowrik: (Gagging) Blehh...... Glah!!!! *Cough* It tastes like three-day old roadkill soaked in sour-mil and maggot juice!!
(Meowrik swallows pizza)
Meowrik: Ughh........ Ooh! But wait!
(Meowrik jumps in the air and is able to fly now)
Meowrik: Ha! I win!
Sapphira: Grr... I want to fly.
Meowrik: Too bad. It may have been horribly putrid but it was well worth it!
Guino: My friends, it is time to begin the next match. The Weird One will face-
Narrator: But before he could finish, Deezer busted through a wall next to them!
Deezer: Me.
All: GASP!
Narrator: And so Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird fused into Weird Dude. Deezer and Weird Dude took their places in the ring.
Deezer: Heh. Let's go Weird Dude.
Weird Dude: We cannot lose. We are perfection. We are superior to all of you!
Narrator: Who will win between this match? Find out next time!
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
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Ahem. The fact that you and Sapph had charged at each other in the other battle apparently meant that you charge. F.E. "Sapphira and Meowrik charge toward each other and start to fight in a fury of punches and kicks." And when you got mad at Smith for hurting one of the cats you charged at him. But yeah, I should have known that you didn't charge. *crosses eyes and does the cuckoo symbol* C'mon, I gave you credit! You destroyed a fire escape! And then there was that part where I was running away from you because you were in charge. And you had been in a fight prior to ours. Just never ever EVER say I won out of luck.
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
Edited by - Markio on 10/26/2003 9:50:39 PM
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Meowrio, you skipped half the page...
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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!
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(No, there can be more than one battle going on at once. They have several arenas. And I never said you won out of luck, Markio. I charged at that guy out of anger because he was about to kill my Sensei. Jeeze. It's like the biggest cliche in a Fighting Movie or Show)
Narrator: And so we wait for the fight between Weird Dude and Deezer to commense, but in the meantime, we go to the kitchen where an interesting sideplot is developing...
(In the kitchen)
Meowrik: Well, I think we should make a new kind of pizza. It'll boost sales way up!
Speedy: I don't know. Can we really take a chance like that?
Guino: (Not Master Guino, regular Guino): Does it make a difference? We're doing fine.
Polly: Well, I guess we could try it out for a little while and see if it works.
Narrator: And so, the Samurai Pizza Cats decided to make the all new, "Super Duper, Extra Cheesey, Sicilian, Mega Pizza! But while doing this, The Big Cheese was plotting against them...
Big Cheese: Hmm.... Jerry, are those plans for the new robot done yet? THat Agent Smith character told me to get it done by tomorrow.
Jerry: Yes. We have the plans finised and will begin building it right away.
Bad Bird: What exactly is this giant robot gonna do?
Jerry: It has a special feature that is designed specifically to take down each and every one of those TMK people.
Big Cheese: Well, well, it looks like my wondrous plans are going super as normal.
(Jerry Atrick gives The Big Cheese a strange look)
Big Cheese: Hmm? Why ya' giving me a look like I got the Golden Gate Bridge on my head?
Bad Bird: We haven't had a successful plan ever Seymour! What makes this one so special?
Big Cheese: Yes well, this Smith guy gave us tons of dough. We'll win for sure! We've spent as much money on this robot as possible!
Jerry: Well, we'll go get started on it now.
Big Cheese: Good. Good. If these plans go well, I'll have control over all of Japan! (Maniacal laughter)
Narrator: Meanwhile, back at the Pizza Cat where the new pizza is selling like hotcakes!
Meowrik: Well, it's almost closing time. Shall we go to the arena and see if Deezer and Weird Dude are ready yet?
Guino: Sure. I'll go ask my grandpa if they're ready yet.
Narrator: And so, they all headed into the training room where Weird Dude and Deezer were about to begin.
Deezer: I'm ready.
Weird Dude: Let's go.
(THey begin the fight and get ready to attack)
Narrator: And so the battle begins! Who will win? Wait a sec! Didn't I ask that last time? And what about The Big Cheese? Will he actually succeed this time? Fine out next time!
Note: Refer to Master Guino as Master Guino since his grandson, Guino Anchovy is now back at the Pizza Cat.
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
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Screech waited impatiently for the match to start.
Screech: C'mon! I want to see blood!
Markio: Then why don't YOU fight? You'll bleed all right.
Screech:*throwing hands up in the typical nerd's blocking pose* Don't hit!
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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(Meowrik let's never argue ever again, it's pointless and boring.)
During the match between Weird Dude and Deezer, Sapphira took out a noepad and began writing something, the rest of the TMKers watching.
Jon: Uhhh... what exactly is that?
Sapphira: *rolls eyes at Jon* It's a list of everybody and there strong points and weak points as fighters. So far the people who have fought are.... Me, Meowrik, Markio, and now Weird Dude and Deezer. So I'm listing their srong and weak points.
Meowrik: Ahem... Which are?
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TBB: Hey, I got an idea! A two-on-two match!
SBS: Yeah, let's be partners! I got Mitsurugi's powers with a metroid!
TBB & SBS: Any challengers?
TBB: Please not a girl!
TBB: Also, to add to that notebook, I have a list of stats:
The Big Boo/ Weapon: Large Sword
Strength: ***--
Speed: *****
Weapon Special: ****-
Weapon Agility: **---
Weapon Strength: ****-
Stamina: *****
Spiky Blue Shell/ Weapon: Broad Sword/ Round Sheild
Strength: *****
Speed:***--
Weapon Special: ****-
Weapon Agility: **---
Weapon Strength: ***--
Stamina: *****
TBB: As you can see, we have great stamina, speed, and health, and are forminable foes. Nyahh!
Edited by - The Big Boo on 10/27/2003 6:56:17 PM
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Sapphira: I have Markio too, but I don't have the others yet, for some strange reason.
MARKIO
Strength:***--
Speed:*****
Agility:*****
Weapon Strength:**---
Weapon Speed:***--
Weapon Agility:***--
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(Err, you guys forgot Vitality)
Meowrik: Oh yeah? Wlel, who wants to be my partner? Hmm... which one of you is the most formidable.... Sapphira, that'd be you. Let's go.
Meowrik and Spaphira Stats: (Meowrik-1st, Sapphira-2nd)
Strength: 3/5 4/5
Vitality: 4/5 3/5
Agility: 5/5 3/5
Intelligence: 5/5 5/5
Well well, Sapphira andI are more adept at avoiding people with careful planning to confound and destroy them.
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
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TBB: All right, looks like it's me and SBS against Sapph and Meowy. I didn't want to fight a GIRL, but I guess I don't have a choice.
SBS: Ready?
Meowy and Sapph: Bring it, chumps!
TBB:Grr...
*Four step into the ring*
Luigi-Lover: Umm... no hits below the belt, blah, blah, blah. You already know the rules. Match begin!
TBB: Attack sequence engage!
*Suddenly, in a blinding flash of light, TBB high-kicked Meowrio into SBS, who grabbed Meowy into a chokehold.
SBS: Ha ha!
Sapph: Oh, no you don't!
*Sapph brings out her signiture candlestick, and repeatedly bashes SBS in the head*
SBS: Hey, you can't do... Ouch!
*SBS drops Meowy, who uppercuts TBB in the jaw*
TBB: Ohhh!
*TBB lands backwards, and flips himself onto the edge of the ring*
TBB: How do ya like THIS!
*TBB grabs his Faust and wildly swings it into circle, sending Meowy and Sapph onto their feet*
SBS: Good move, TBB!
TBB: Thanks!
*Then, Sapph rolls herself like a bowling ball into TBB's shins, toppling him onto the ground. SBS tries to hit Sapph, but she nimbly doges it.*
Meowy: Good job, Sapph! Now send him--
*Meowy is decked in he stomach by SBS*
Meowy: Oooh, I can feel that one.
Sapph: This is the end, TBB!
TBB: Or is it?
*TBB wriggles out of Sapph's grasp and takes out his Faust again*
TBB: Gaah!
*TBB swings his Faust at Sapph, who ducks and the Faust hits SBS*
SBS: Owww! WHY'D YOU DO THAT!!!
TBB: Sorry! Oh!
*Meowrio takes out his katana and smashes TBB to the other pars of the ring*
TBB: SBS, we could be doing better in this fight.
SBS: What should we do?
TBB: Secret Weapon?
SBS: No, not yet.
Meowy: What's this about a secret weapon?
TBB: Uh... nothing...
SBS: Just get up, TBB.
*TBB and SBS get up, and with a loud cracking noise, SBS rolls TBB into a ball and it hits Sapph, then bounces off and hits Meowy.*
TBB: Wow, good idea, SBS!
SBS: I know.
HOW LONG WILL THE FIGHT CONTINUE? WILLTHE WINNERS BE THE BIG BOO AND SPIKY BLUE SHELL, OR MEOWRIO AND SAPPHIRA? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
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Screech realized that this part of the story could take a very long time, so he decided to wander off and find some food. He figured it would be easy to find. He headed out in search of something sugary and fattening, he being thin and in need of energy.
Soon, his insatiable appetite brought him from their safe protective haven, and into the japanese town of Little Tokyo. He continued to wander out of the town and into the wilderness.
He knew he shouldn't have gone so far, but the feeling that the ultimate junkfood awaited him, kept him going.
Voice: stop!
Screech: Huh? Who are you?
Voice: Not important. What is important is that you are about to venture onto sacred ground.
Screech: Sacred?
Voice: Yes! The shrine of the sacred Grape Soda and Hershy bar is just ahead.
Screech:Really? Cool!
Screech began to step forward.
Voice: Remember. You must touch nothing. The shrine is guarded by the ancient ninjas of Mitsubishi.
Screech: Ninjas? Cool!
Screech kept going, now determined to see these ancient and wonderful artifacts.
When he arrived at the shrine, he noticed that the whole place seemed empty and deserted.
Screech: Awwe man! No ninjas.
Suddenly, the entire shrine grew dark, and a light shone at the top of a flight of stairs.
Screech: I wonder what that could be.
Screech scaled the stares and looked upon the sacred candy bar and soda.
Screech: *with otherworldly choir singing in the back ground* I'm really hungry.
Screech: looked around to make sure that no ninjas were watching, and then grabbed the sacred junkfood.
Voice: Infidel! You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!
Screech whirled around to find ninjas staring at him from every part of the shrine, which was now fully lit.
Screech: Uh oh.
Screech slid down the banister of the stairs, hitting the floor with a thud. He jumped to his feet and ran to the door, only to be cut off by three, very angry, ninjas. One of them knocked him backwards onto his rump. The other two jumped into the air and drew their retractable swords, preparing to slice him in two when they came down. Screech unwrapped the Hershy bar and took a bite.
Screech had never felt a sugar rush, quite like that one. He felt his energy increase a thousandfold. He jumped out of the way, just in time to avoid the swords of the two ninjas, and then threw his leg around and whacked them both into the door, which flew open.
screech ran outside, followed by the first ninja. He jumped into the air and landed his feet on the ninja's shoulders. He fell down, face first.
The other two ninjas ran outside, along with several thousand others.
Screech: Nope.
Screech took off toward little Tokyo.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Meowrik: Ok guys. I didn't want to have to use my true strength on you, but it appears that you actually are putting up a fight.
Sapphira: Eh. I don't care. I didn't even want to be on Meowrik's team...
Meowrik: Hah! Yah!
(Meowrik takes out his Jalapeno Katana and goes through a long cutscene of all these crazy poses that he strikes as he yells exclamations out)
Meowrik: Alright then. Who wants to taste my sword? Be careful or you're gonna get burned!
(Meowrik swings his sword out creating a shockwave of intense heat which knocks them off their feet. TBB gets up and clocks Sapphira in the face, but Meowrik quickly comes over and looms over him with the Katana in hand. He slices and TBB narrowly escapes. Meowrik then jumps back as Sapphira runs towards SBS but he sticks out his fist and she runs into his fist. As Sapphira trembles to the ground, SBS and TBB both are about to take her down her for the final blow. But before they are able to hit her, Meowrik unleashes his secret attack...)
Meowrik: Blazing Jalapeno Wammy!!!
(A bright red beam of pure heat energy is shot out of Meowrik's Jalapeno Katana which engulfs SBS and TBB. Once the fire subsides, TBB and SBS sit there, burnt to a crisp.)
The Big Boo: Ow.
Spiky Blue Shell: Ouch.
The Big Boo: They didn't win, did they?
Spiky Blue Shell: Nah. We're...
Narrator: And with that, they both collapsed to the ground!
Master Guino: Boksai! Meowrik-san and Sapphira-san are the victors.
Meowrik: Alright!
Sapphira: Heh. I guess I owe ya' one, little guy.
Meowrik: No thanks necessary. All in a team-mate's work.
(Everyone is happy and celebrating)
Narrator: But suddenly Speedy Cerviche runs in!
Speedy: Guys! The Big Cheese has a new robot! It's outside rampagin in downtown!!! We need to go do something!
Master Guino: Hmm... yes. Quite a dilemma. Meowrik, Sapphira, Weird Dude, and Deezer, you all go assist the Pizza Cats against that robot. The others are not trained enough. We need not them in an intense battle and injured.
All: Right!
(Inside the new robot where The Big Cheese and Jerry Atrik are conversing)
Big Cheese: My my, Jerry. This new robot is stupendous. It's designed to take down each of the TMK people and Samurai Pizza Cats one by one in its own way. We can't lose!
Jerry: Yes. We spent a lot of money on it. It is very fortunate for us that that Agent gave us all the money we required.
(Both laugh evilly)
Narrator: Will our heroes be able to defeat the new robot that The Big Cheese has constructed? Or will their quest end here? Tune in next time!
To be continued....
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
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Luigi~lover: First let me fight Meowrik.
Meowrik:HAHAHAHAHAAaa! Fine, I'll fight you, but you better be ready.
Luigi~lover: DUH!
The fight began. Meowrik quickly jumped over to a corner and then ended up behind Luigi~lover, hoping to beat her with speed. But Luigi~lover was ready... sort of.
Luigi~lover: HI MEOWRIK! May I offer you a fish?
Luigi~lover hits Meowrik upside his head with the fish, which was actually a trout. Meowrik was getting mad.
Meowrik: Luigi~lover, you think you're insane? Yeah, insanely BAD!
Luigi~lover: WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!!
Meowrik moved a safe distance from Luigi~lover, and then turned around. Unfortunately, he didn't notice that Luigi~lover had taken out some waffle batter. She ran up to him, about to splatter him with it, but luckily he turned around and sliced the waffle batter container with his katana.
Luigi~lover: You.. b-broke... my..... WAFFLE BATTER!?! AAAAUUGGHHHH!!
Luigi~lover threw herself at Meowrik, catching him by surprise, and began kicking and punching him successfully in her rage.
Meowrik: OK! OK! I GIVE!
Luigi~lover: NEVER mess with my waffle batter.
Jon: Wow, she IS insane...
Meowrik: And I was using my full strength on her...
Lizard Dude: You got beat by a girl! Hahaha!
Sapphira:GRR! *hits LD with a trout.*
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Edited by - Markio on 10/28/2003 6:59:49 PM
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Luigison wakes from his sleep in a dark corner of the room.
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Screech busted into the Pizza Cat.
Screech: The ninjas are-Ooh! A fight! Fightfightfight! I gotta see this! Who's fighting next? Hey where are the rest of you guys? Did you know that there's a giant robot outside? *breathes* I saw a dog on my way over here and that got me thinking....
Markio: Is he high on something?
Jon: I dunno.
Markio: well how do we shut him up?
Screech: ...Which reminds me, who's idea was it to put fishies on pizza anyway? I mean...
Jon:*borrows lizard dudes trout* Wham!
Markio: that got him.
Jon: Yay!
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Luigison: Yawn.
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Umm, it was Sapphira who had the trout, not LD. LD got hit with the trout.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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Luigison lays back down and uses the trout as a pillow. ZZZZzzzz...
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Sapphira: Aww, poor Luigison, he's being left out of all this.
Jon: Why don't you kiss him to make him feel better?
Sapphira: UUGH!*faints*
Screech: I've come for your pickle...
Markio: Screech, is that chocolate on your shirt? Have you been eating candy past your bedtime again?
Luigison: I guess I'll just fall asleep...
Master Guino: NO! Luigison is the only one who can defeat the giant robot!
All: WHAT!?!
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Mmm...pickle. Anyways, back to the story!
Master Guino: You heard me. Luigison is the only way the crystal marbly bowling ball can be restored to the rightful owner, who can then use the bowling ball to destroy the robot!
Everyone else: ????????????????????????????
Then, a dimensional rift opens and characters from video games come out! Which characters do you choose?
A: Final Fantasy(the original)
B: Mario
C: Pokémon
D: Kirby
E: Sonic
F: Other(tell what you choose for this)
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
Edited by - donotcare95 on 10/28/2003 10:47:12 PM
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Other. Star Fox Adventures. Fox, Krystal, and Falco come out, for starters.
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Okay, one vote for Star Fox. Any others? I want FF characters.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
Edited by - donotcare95 on 10/29/2003 10:09:22 AM
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Wait, make choice F all the characters from SSBM and G other.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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(Ahem. Luigison is NOT the only one that can defeat the robot. Master Guino already said that Meowrik, Sapphira, WEIRD DUDE, and Deezer were the only ones who could! READ THE STORY BEFORE YOU POST!)
Meowrik: I'm not voting. This is a Story About US! Not the video game characters! I'm staying Meowrik! And why does everyone keep fighting me after I jave a tough battle?! Do you like taking advantage of a tired winner? Everytime I win a match, I'm tired so you fight me. NO more. I'm not gonna fight anymore matches immediately after another one. And now, me and the Pizza Cats have to go fight The Big Cheese's robot! No one else is! So we have to, because you're all lazy and stupid!
(Meowrik, the other Samurai Pizza Cats, Sapphira, WEIRD DUDE, and Deezer all go outside)
The Big Cheese: Aha! My! You pathetic little pipsqueaks thing you can really beat this new robot? I spent over 10 Trillion Dollars on it! (Note: A Trillion is the next thing after a billion)
Meowrik: Ok, Big Cheese! We're here to put an end to your robot!
Deezer: Ok guys, let's go!
Speedy: Yeah. THis looks like it could be a tough battle...
(They all ran towards the robot to do battle with The Big Cheese and Jerry Atrik)
Narrator: Can they defeat The Big Cheese and Jerry Atrik in the new Super Robot? Find out next time!
(Someone stay one track with the story for once! If you keep saying what you want instead of building onto other people's plots, then it's not gonna go anywhere)
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/29/2003 9:21:01 PM
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Well, meorik, you happen to be the only one who remembers the Samurai Pizza Cats, so Your the only one who would know anything about fighting a robot built by the big cheese. It'd be a good idea if you wrote that part of the story.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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TBB: Fight! Fight! Fi--
*TBB looks at Sapph*
*Sapph gives a dissaproving look at TBB*
*TBB hangs his head in shame*
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(I made you fight the insane Luigi~lover because every time you didn't win, you said you weren't trying. Don't respond to this post.)
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(Look! I'm responding ot this post! Woo! Anyway, I only fought two battles alone, and one with Sapphira. I was making myself out to be the type of character who was the underdog guy, not mature, but it turns out that they're an awesome fighter and no offense, but wouldn't lose to people like Spiky Blue Shell who has barely posted throughout the entire story)
(Yes, I may be one of the few people here who remembers but you don't have to remember the show to write about the robot. Notice, I made Agent Smith supervise their robot, which allowed for a broad range of what the robot could be. Now, I may come off in a bad mood, and that's probably because I am in a bad mood. Now then, someone at least make an attempt to adding onto the battle with the robot, because I'm getting sorta bored. We've been in Little Tokyo for quite some time.)
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat. My trusty Jalapeno Katana along with my Chili Claws will prove my might!
Edited by - Meowrik on 10/29/2003 6:41:07 PM
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..." Now then, someone at least make an attempt to adding onto the battle with the robot, because I'm getting sorta bored. We've been in Little Tokyo for quite some time.)"
If YOU want to add something on, YOU can add something on. It's just a story, and not everything you would like to happen happens if you aren't the only one telling the story. But, keep in mind that other people want to tell the story too, so accept the fact that you aren't the only one with opinions.
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Suddenly. the robot came crashing down, defeated. All the TMKers cheered, until they were zapped somewhere else.
Jon: Where are we now?
CW: It appears that we are on the beach on the outside of a deserted boardwalk...
Markio: I know this place!
All: ???
Markio: Sometimes I have dreams that take place here. I've never seen a place like this in real life, though.
LD: Wait, what do you know about this place?
Markio: Well, one time I had a dream that I went into that building there, and I took the elevator up to the top floor (you can't go to any other floor) and there was a dark arcade... I think it was haunted.
And over there, on the beach, is a factory that was filled with shipping cargo and crates and boxes and junk.
And finally, down on the boardwalk is the main street, which has roller coasters and gift stands and stuff.
CW: I think we should split into four groups, and search the boardwalk, the skyscraper arcade, the beach, and the factory. LD, Luigison, Deezer, Meowrik, Trainman and I will go to the factory. Markio, Screech, and SBS, go down the boardwalk. TBB, Luigi~lover, and Shawne20, go down to the beach. Who's left?
Jon and Sapphira were the only ones left.
CW: Ok, you two go to the haunted arcade at the top floor of the skyscraper.
Jon: Haunted?
Sapphira: With Jon?
Markio: Oh, I forgot. It's always nighttime here. But anyway, let's split up, gang!
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Edited by - Markio on 10/30/2003 7:39:38 PM
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No one's posting... and I thought I was going to "BUMP" into someone at this topic.
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Edited by - Markio on 10/30/2003 6:17:38 PM
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And now:
The skipped robot fight!
Deezer, Wierd Dude, Meowrik, and the Pizza Cats all stared up into the robot's "face". It was very, very big, and very, very expensive looking.
Meowrik: Only Weird Dude possesses enough physical strength to inflict damage on the actual robot. We need some way to get to the people INSIDE.
Deezer: I can help with that. I can open a small rift that will transport someone into the inside of the robot. But findinding Seymour in the head will be your own task.
Meorik: But who should go?
Speedy: As leader of the Pizza Cats, I should go!
Meowrik: No way! This is a story about the TMK guys! I should go!
Speedy: There's only one way to settle this...
Meowrik: Paper, Rock, Scissors.
The two (presumedly feline)rivals played a fierce game.
Meowrik: Ha! Scissors cuts paper! I win!
Deezer: I'll teleport you inside. Wierd Dude and the Pizza Cats should try to fend off the robot and keep it from doing any more damage. Then, I have to leave.
Wierd Dude: Where?
Deezer: I gotta update the site, man! It's been falling apart!
Deezer opened a portal just big enough for two people to enter, and they stepped through.
Meowrik: Where am I?
Meowrik looked at a sign with a flashing arrow that said: You are here.
Meowrik: Great! I'm in one of the feet!
Meanwhile, outside the robot:
Weird Dude flew into the air and rammed the absolutely huge robot in the chest, putting little more than a small ding in the tough titanium alloy covering.
Seymour: Ah. Weird Dude. Smith was specific about how to handle you!
The robot's "eyes" turned a bright red color. A beam of red energy enveloped him.
Wierd Dude: Oh no! It's a sanity ray! The only thing that can make me lose my powers!
Note: A sanity ray is the polar opposite of agent Smith's INsanity ray. This weapon was developed when Smith realized that most of the TMK posters were already insane.
Seymour: Yes! My sanity ray (trademark, pat pending) has the power to make you sane! and without your insanity, you are powerless!
Jerry: Brilliant sir.
Speedy: Oh! No! Quickly! We must counter attack with whatever weapons we had from the show.
Seymour: You fools! This robot is equipped with a device to take down every last one of you!
Lizard dude and Chupperson picked themselves up off the ground. They had fallen from the air when they split.
Chupperson: There's a robot destroying the city.
LD: and four cats are trying to stop it.
Both: That's just dumb. None of this makes any sense. This story is so immature!
Seymour: Now to crush you under my...what!? I can't move the feet!
Meowrik had drawn his Samurai Jalepino Katana, and was having a good ol' time bashing important (and expensive) machinery inside the left foot.
Meowrik: Well, that takes care of it's mobility. Now I have to find the Big Cheese.
The other TMK'ers gathered in little Tokyo square, where they could safely watch the battle.
Markio: Did you see that?
Jon: Wierd dude went sane! Yay...I mean...Boo!
Saphirra: We can only hope that the pizza cats and Meowrik are doing better.
In the ****pit of the robot, The big cheese, and Jerry Atrick, fumbled with the controls.
Seymour: Enough! If we can't step on them, We'll use the fist to squish them!
Meowrik: Not so fast, Big Cheese!
Seymour: Who are you?
Meowrik: I am Meorik! The fifth Samurai Pizza cat!
Meowrik once again drew his sword. He smashed the console, of the robot.
Seymour: No! The robot can't be controlled! It will go wild!
The TMK crew looked on, as the robot began to do bizarre things (Breakdancing, jumping jacks, ect...)
Screech: Wait! I can help Weird Dude!
Screech ran to the site of the epic battle, where he found chupperson and LD.
Chupperson: A breakdancing robot.
LD: How silly.
Screech: Guys! Drink this!
Chupperson: Is that Grape Soda?
LD: Do you know how much sugar is in that stuff?
Screech grabbed their forheads and poured the sacred Grape soda down their gullets.
Screech: How do you feel?
Chupperson: I...I feel...Hyper!
LD: And I...Feel...Insane!
The two had returned to their former insane glory! And had the extra energy boost of the Grape soda sugar rush!
Weird Dude: Alright robot! Yer goin' DOWN!
Weird dude, once more flew to into the air, and bashed a hole in the side of the robot's head. He grabbed Seymour, Jerry, and Meowrik, and landed them safely on the ground. Then he flew to the chest, and with one thump of his mighty finger, the (now immobile) robot came crashing down.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Back to the present... (I made a funny!)
Luigi~lover, Shawne20, and TBB were on the beach, looking for anything that would be significant to the story.
TBB: There's nothing here! What are we supposed to be looking for anyway?
Shawne20: Umm... *cricket chirps* Want some candy?
Luigi~lover: works for me.
So the group at the beach ate candy for the next few minutes. Meanwhile, at the factory...
Deezer: Guys, I would love to stay here, but I gotta go back home and update this site. Maybe if I think real hard about being teleported,-
Suddenly, Deezer was teleported back home.
CW: Great. Now it's just us four: Me, LD, Trainman, and Meowrik.
Luigison: I guess I'll just go to sleep here forever...
LD: Not so fast Mr. Lethargic, we're supposed to be searching for clues.
Trainman: Hey, this crate is empty, but the other ones are full...
Trainman leans on the crate, causing it to slide across the floor, revealing a secret passageway underneath.
LD: Great job, Trainman. You just scraped a hole in the floor with that crate.
Meowrik: No, it's a secret passageway! Let's go.
Meanwhile, at the boardwalk...
SBS: This place is deserted...
Markio: In my dreams, there were people...
Screech: Why do we keep trailing off...
SBS: Whatever! Anyway, what should we be looking for?
Screech: SSHHH!
Screech went to the bushes and beckoned Markio and Spiky Blue Shell to follow. Screech pointed down yonder, where a shadowy figure was walking.(note: NOT one of the TMNT). The figure went up to a roller coaster, and sat in the front car. As the roller coaster started moving, Spiky Blue Shell sprinted to the last car, followed by Screech and Markio. They jumped in, the shadowy figure unaware of the added passengers.
Screech: Where do you think he's going.
Markio: That's not what concerns me, it's what's on the way there!
They got ready for the roller coaster ride of their lives... well, not THE ride of their lives, but one of them. Meanwhile, at the arcade on the top floor of the skyscraper...
Jon: Do you really think this place is haunted? I doubt it. *turns on the light revealing ordinary arcade room.*
Sapphira: WHY did I have to get stuck with you?
Jon: Y'know, you could take this less dramatically.
Sapphira: Pu-LEASE! I'm yin and your yang! It's not like we're going to get along anyways.
Jon: ...Remember when I was new, and we use to be friends... what happened?
Sapphira: I don't know... I was sixteen, and you were thirteen...
Jon: Wait a sec- are we having a special moment?
Both: EEWWW!!!
Jon: ANYway, what should we be looking for?
Sapphira: I dunno, a clue?
Jon: Hey, look! A Donkey Kong game!
Jon put he quarter in, which caused the game to back into a secret compartment in the wall, revealing a secret passageway underneath where the game had been.
Sapphira: Well, let's go...
Peach likes to test in her backwards dress! Yay!
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Luigison awakens to find that he is very sleepy. So he lays back down and quickly falls back to sleep.
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*Cough*RESPOND*cough*
Peach likes to test in her backwards dress! Yay!
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C'MON PEOPLE!! LET'S GO, LET'S GO!!!!
Peach likes to test in her backwards dress! Yay!
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Just wanted to make a quick bump of this topic. btw, I changed my sig.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
Please unban me from #tmk. I promise to stop being so annoying.
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Markio: Luigison! LUIGISON!
Luigison: uggghh..
Markio: It's useless. He's under some kind of spell.
Big Boo: Here's the problem. *pulls Xbox patch off Luigison's arm*
Lizard the Dude: And look, the Microsoft hologram is all wrong.
Trainman: Quick. Someone contact Paul Iracy. I'm sure he'll know what to do.
LD: *falls down*
Trainman: ?...
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Whoa, I'm away for a few days and look what happens..... anyways, I'll get the party started......
At the beach.....
Luigi~lover: Yummy! I love candy!
Shawne20: Yay!! This is the best!
luigi~lover and Shawne20 shove more candy in their faces, meanwhile TTB was looking a little bit ill
TTB: Too........ much... candy...
luigi~lover: Dude! Yikes! TTB, you ok there buddy!
Shawne20: Man, you don't look good! Luigi~lover, we gotta get him somewhere to rest!
All of a sudden, a bunch of evil mushrooms appeared out of no-where!
evil mushroom: HEEHEEHEE! WE'RE GONNA GET YOU!!
Luigi~lover and Shawne20: Oh please, what's next? Evil care bears?!
The evil mushrooms destroyed everything around Luigi~lover, Shawne20, and TBB on the beach.
TTB: AAAAHHHHH!!
Shawne20: I wish we were somewhere safe!
luigi~lover: That's it!
*luigi~lover pulls out a gold neckless and places it around her neck*
Shawne20 and TBB: What's that?
luigi~lover: My cusin told me if I wish something while wearing this around my neck the wish will come ture!
Shawne20: Lets hope that works!
luigi~lover: I wish all the TMK members will all appear back at luigi~lover lake! in my cottage! Safe and sound!
In a flash every TMK member woke up in luigi~lovers cottage.
Markio: Whoa what just happened?
Meowirk: Hey, we're back at luigi~lovers hang out!
LD: Cool.
Sapphira: Hey luigi~lover what country are we in?
luigi~lover: My sweet homeland, Canada!
CW: Really? Wow cool. That explains all the Candian flags and the hockey posters.
Jon: If I could remember how to sing O' Canada, I would sing it right now.
Screech: But, I still don't understand how we got here!
Trainman: Yes luigi~lover, how did we get here?
*luigi~lover smiles*
luigi~lover: I didn't want any of my buds to get hurt, so I used my magic neckless to bring us back together where we'll be safe until Smith or some other evil being finds us.
Trianman: Wow........ well thanks luigi~lover, I never know you cared so much!
luigi~lover: No problem!
Shawne20: Well, now all we can hope for is enough time to build up some energy again so we can defeat our enemise.
Markio and Meowirk: Yay, we better start!
To be continued.....
Don't wear a frown, it's never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Edited by - luigi~lover on 11/2/2003 5:27:50 PM
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Cool. I haven't posted in four days and I don't have to read too much to get back up to speed.
Screech: Is every place I go destined to be in Canada? I'm hungry.
Luigi lover: I've got some candy, if you want it.
The big boo: Candy...Bleeeuuugghh!
Screech: Hmmmmm....Meowrik, can you help?
Meowrik: I can, but it'll take a while.
Suddenly something began scraping at the windows.
Jon: It's gonna eat us!
Meorik: Not if we eat it first.
LD: That's not right, man.
It began scraping again.
Chupperson: What if it's smith?!
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Markio: Don't worry, I'm sure it's nothing but a criminal murderer with a hook for a hand that escaped from a prison.
All: AAAUGHH!
Lizard Dude: No wait, it's just Sapphira.
All: AAAUGHH!
Edited by - Markio on 11/25/2003 3:01:17 PM
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Bumpalicious!
*LD gets hit with a trout.*
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It seems that the popularity of this once new and intriguing topic is beginning to wind down.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Suddenly, Smithy appeared and LD and CW transformed into WEIRD DUDE and beat him and everyone cheered and went back to their individual houses somehow and lived happily ever after and contiued to go to this forum.
THE END
*LD gets hit with a trout.*
Edited by - Lizard Dude on 12/5/2003 9:09:58 PM
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*sniff* Such a beautiful ending.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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But what about Shredder? This makes good for a sequel. Story about us 2: The revenge of Shredder!
Proud to be an American!
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Speaking of which, I just created the sequel to this story! Look on the story boards.
Proud to be an American!
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Back at the wreckage of the robot... in the shadows... something silently sneaks away in the night...
Meanwhile, at Sapphira's house...
Sapphira: *Sigh* I wish my life had more pizazz...
Suddenly, she was zapped to a field near a railroad track.
Sapphira: Huh? Where am I?!
Suddenly, Sapphira, saw something lying on the other side of some tall grass. She sneaked over, and LUNGED at the person.
LD: OW! What was that for?
Sapphira: Lizard Dude?!? Wha?...
LD: Oh no! It's happening again!
Suddenly, a bunch of people appeared out of no where above them about thirty feet and fell from the ground. It was the other TMKers from the last story!
If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
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The death of a topic you were close to is hard to accept, but you have to let it go.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Then I come as a purple-haired girl (who is an Animorph) with a Gameboy Advance SP and an ever-glowing lightbulb over my head.
MEOWRIK: *looks at GBASP* MINE!!!!
MARKIO: Who are YOU?
TRAINMAN: Yeah, who are you?
ME: Don't you know, Trainman and Markio? I'm GiftedGirl!!
ALL: Awwww! No fair!
ME: Why are you acting like that? Do you all... HATE ME?!?!?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
LUIGI~LOVER: I don't hate you! I like you!
GIFTEDGIRL: *sniff* Thanks, Luigi~Lover. You really know how to improve someone's morale. *sniff again*
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I have the latest news. Did you know that:
I like to fart.
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THe topics dead. Stop posting on it. I know it's hard, but avoid the temptation of it. Posting on it only makes its legacy lose its luster.
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!
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So?
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If a giant butt took on a human toilet, who do you think would win? When they go head to head, it WON''''T be pretty. Ultamite Muscle. Ya gotta see it to belive it. Only on the FoxBox.
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This thread is like a Legend... It died an honorable death, so leave it be.
Giftedgirl, you wouldn't understand these logical, honorable manners of thought. That's the problem with being 10 years old.
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!
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I am 11, not 10!! And I think you make fun of me 'cuz you secretiy like me! ;)
If a giant butt took on a human toilet, who do you think would win? When they go head to head, it WON''''T be pretty. Ultamite Muscle. Ya gotta see it to belive it. Only on the FoxBox.
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We all secretly like you...We LOVE you...
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Just the thought of that makes me want to vomit in terror.
I'm not making fun of you, I'm simply telling you why this topic needs not be revived.
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!
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ANYway...
We all farted. The end.
Now I promise to only post on this topic to congradulate the writers.
If a giant butt took on a human toilet, who do you think would win? When they go head to head, it WON''''T be pretty. Ultamite Muscle. Ya gotta see it to belive it. Only on the FoxBox.
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The story ended several months ago.
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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
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That doesn't mean we can't start a new one!
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Yes, but it cheapens it somehow.
If you do, you may get some new people to participate though.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Yes, look at it this way...
When someone dies, they are finally put to the ultimate rest, to never be disturbed again. If someone digs up a corpse, it's considered extremely disrespectful and a terrible thing to do.
This legendary thread has died, and therefore it must also be put to rest. Leave it alone and let it slowly drift off the active topics, because you are robbing it of its dignity.
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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.