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« Reply #2490 on: July 06, 2009, 02:18:43 PM »
Russia broke the treaty.
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« Reply #2491 on: July 06, 2009, 03:02:52 PM »
The treaty broke Russia right back.
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #2492 on: July 06, 2009, 03:21:29 PM »
A new war had begun, but one no one cared about; meanwhile, Sega was planning a new Sonic game...
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but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #2493 on: July 06, 2009, 03:54:21 PM »
...which was to be the first in the series to receive an AO (Adults Only) rating from the ESRB.
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« Reply #2494 on: July 06, 2009, 03:58:58 PM »
The game was released to rave reviews, signaling a new era in Sonic's long and insipid history.
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Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #2495 on: July 06, 2009, 08:28:19 PM »
But all the fans whined about the explicit scene involving Sonic and Amy Rose, as well as Shadow's major role in the plotline.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

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« Reply #2496 on: July 06, 2009, 08:33:26 PM »
They also complained about the fact that Sonic had a new weapon, which turned some away from the game like it was Sonic and the Black Night.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #2497 on: July 06, 2009, 11:38:42 PM »
The fans were also not pleased with Robotnik's new appearance:


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« Reply #2498 on: July 09, 2009, 01:15:09 PM »
All of the displeased fans left Sega, which quickly became bankrupt.
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« Reply #2499 on: July 09, 2009, 01:20:58 PM »
Sonic was left without a home and was forced to live in a dumpster.
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Me: Why?

« Reply #2500 on: July 09, 2009, 02:28:29 PM »
Knuckles managed to eke out a living selling crack cocaine until eventually being busted by the police, Amy resorted to whoring herself on the streets of Manhattan, and Tails simply took his own life out of desperation.
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« Reply #2501 on: July 09, 2009, 03:10:33 PM »
However, Dr. Robotnik's ambition did not die with Sega; thus, he proceeded with his plan for world domination by kidnapping President Obama.
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #2502 on: July 09, 2009, 09:25:15 PM »
Obama escaped Robotnik's clutches with the power of socialism HOPE.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #2503 on: July 10, 2009, 11:15:50 AM »
-FoxMcCloud- directed Turtlekid1 over to the "Not At The Dinner Table" board, and Dr. Robotnik was killed by the Secret Service.
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« Reply #2504 on: July 10, 2009, 11:51:53 AM »
Fortunately for Robotnik, one of his robots revived him by repairing the damaged area of his dead body, which was his PINGAS.
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