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Title: X-Box Commercial
Post by: frostbite on June 30, 2002, 11:54:07 AM: Now, I'm not one to be biased against consoles just because there aren't any Mario games on them, but I think I'll just have to tell you of this very disgusting X-Box commercial.

It starts off like this: The camera is zoomed in on someone's face. Then the narrator comes and says something.

"This boy is thinking about getting an X-Box. He's thinking about it's 50 great titles and games. He's thinking about the X-Box's good graphics. What he's not thinking about is land the triple ollie slide grind." (or something to that effect)

This is all fine and dandy, but then it shows the kid on a skateboard, and he falls off the rail he was skating on. He falls down, and when he gets up, he says, "Where's my skateboard?"

Here's the clincher: He's turns around so the audience can see... it's wedged up his ass.
Title: Re: X-Box Commercial
Post by: Super Yoshi 7175 on June 30, 2002, 12:34:46 PM: Thats a suupid commerical I think.

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Title: Re: X-Box Commercial
Post by: smb allstars master on June 30, 2002, 02:33:27 PM: yeah, I saw amother stupid one, exactly like that, but its: hes not thinking about this little man in tights, and some midget starts kickin his ass. really gay.

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Title: Re: X-Box Commercial
Post by: Red Ninja Koopa on July 03, 2002, 10:05:40 AM: Jeeze, Taht's the 2nd evil one. You've probably heard of the on that shows a baby that goes through his life in a few seconds, then dies. They ahd to take it off.

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Title: Re: X-Box Commercial
Post by: Mallow on July 03, 2002, 04:33:45 PM: those commercials are so ghey.
Title: Re: X-Box Commercial
Post by: Mario Maniac on July 14, 2002, 02:03:00 PM: That just shows how rediculous the people at Microsoft are--they know nothing about good family entertainment!

I never saw any of those commercials [God, I am so glad I didn't].

X-Box will fail soon anyway, just look at the amount of support the X-Box is getting compared to PS2 and GameCube: 1.5%

PS2 and GameCube are getting about 53% 3rd-party support each.

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Title: Re: X-Box Commercial
Post by: buttflame on July 08, 2003, 11:09:17 AM: I like the one with George Wendt from Cheers.
Title: Re: X-Box Commercial
Post by: marioguy on July 08, 2003, 11:41:33 AM: Halo is to big of a hit. Once people get tired of Halo 2 XBOX is going down!

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Title: Re: X-Box Commercial
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 08, 2003, 07:34:51 PM: More people own X-Boxes than Gamecubes.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
Title: Re: X-Box Commercial
Post by: nintendofreak on July 10, 2003, 11:44:53 PM: That commercial is very gay. More proof that Microsoft are terrible adverisers.

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