Hopefully my lousy captions can distract you from the mediocrity of the pictures.
Snake fails at Super Mario Bros.
Oldmanondorf relaxes on a ridiculously steep slope.
Wario adds more iron to his diet.
Electrocution only makes Oompa Loompa Wario stronger.
Invisible hammock
Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery
RUN!
Write your own jokes.
"Say, do you think our proportions are a bit off?"
Sonic is sad.
Squirtle always looks so smug when he's being impaled.
CONTINUE TO RUN!!
Critics didn't take well to Fox replacing Jim Varney in
Ernest Goes To A Place In The Jungle With A Button That Shouldn't Be Pushed.
Kirby doesn't read zoo signs.
Resetti tries in vain to reassure himself before his laser eye surgery.
The concrete dried while I was writing my name!
Wario is a child predator.
Oow!
"WHOA!"
"Hey, I can hear the ocean!"
"Eeexcellent... Now as long as no freakish blue man-dogs fall out of the sky behind me, my plans for world domination cannot be stopped!"
The sequel to P.D. Eastman's
Are You My Mother? had a much darker ending.
