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Title: Arms race!
Post by: Ambulance Y on October 10, 2009, 01:01:37 PM
Hot dog! I haven't been here for a while, but I thought of a game. I think of a weapon, and the next person has to think of a stronger one to trump mine, and so on:

A stone.
Title: Re: Arms race!
Post by: Weegee on October 10, 2009, 01:08:04 PM
Holy crap! Well, may I be the first to say welcome back. On that note,

Chuck Norris.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 10, 2009, 01:08:46 PM
God.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on October 10, 2009, 01:09:49 PM
God with guns for hands.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 10, 2009, 01:17:02 PM
God with God for hands.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 10, 2009, 01:25:56 PM
Richard Dawkins disproving God's existence.

EDIT: BTW I'm not an atheist. I apologize for this answer.
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Post by: Weegee on October 10, 2009, 01:34:27 PM
God.

EDIT: Someone PLEASE divert this before we delve any deeper into NatDT (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?board=4497.0) territory...
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 10, 2009, 01:38:12 PM
God with nunchucks made out of monitor lizards.
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Post by: Ambulance Y on October 10, 2009, 01:46:35 PM
A fat American watching TV is too lazy to go to the bathroom, so he poops under the couch cushion, which causes God to loose faith in humanity and kill himself.
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Post by: dc804 on October 10, 2009, 02:24:28 PM
A ban on trans fats.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 10, 2009, 03:54:48 PM
An interest group advocating the legalization of trans fats.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 10, 2009, 03:55:19 PM
A nuke.
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Post by: Glorb on October 10, 2009, 05:14:30 PM
The remains of a satellite that collided with God.
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Post by: Weegee on October 10, 2009, 05:22:55 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.brawlinthefamily.com%2Fcomics%2F2009-01-09-123-ArmsRace.jpg&hash=c9b86758dd6b5977f0604add65e653af)

Therefore,

Arceus.
Title: Re: Arms race!
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 10, 2009, 05:27:54 PM
Level 1 Kangaskhan with Focus Sash item, Scrappy Ability, Endeavor, and Quick Attack.
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Post by: dc804 on October 10, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
Chocolate milk.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 10, 2009, 06:52:58 PM
Really thirsty kid.

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Post by: dc804 on October 10, 2009, 06:53:58 PM
This is turning into endless rock paper scissors.

Paedophile.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 10, 2009, 06:59:43 PM
Gun.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 10, 2009, 07:06:05 PM
God.

Yeah, this is too similar to Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper.
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Post by: WarpRattler on October 10, 2009, 07:32:27 PM
A babel fish.
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Post by: Weegee on October 10, 2009, 08:07:58 PM
I think the trick is to stay out of the "this beats that" mindset, and instead focus on the concept of "this would be more powerful than that".

A Zebra Turkeyfish.
Title: Re: Arms race!
Post by: Glorb on October 10, 2009, 08:11:37 PM
Me
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Post by: WarpRattler on October 10, 2009, 08:16:53 PM
Ped Xing.
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Post by: ShadowBrain on October 10, 2009, 08:58:11 PM
The Power of Aura

(I don't even know how many times I lost scrolling down through all this--mostly at this (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12878.msg559502#msg559502).)
Title: Re: Arms race!
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 21, 2009, 07:54:48 PM
The Power of Aura... to the power of ten.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 21, 2009, 08:43:26 PM
The hatred of Bird Person... to the power of negative ten.
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Post by: Weegee on October 21, 2009, 08:50:18 PM
OBAMA.
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Post by: Rao on October 21, 2009, 08:57:50 PM
OSAMA.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 21, 2009, 09:04:32 PM
Achmed.
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Post by: Rao on October 21, 2009, 09:17:00 PM
Caesar's ghost.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 22, 2009, 09:43:17 AM
Shades of Elvis.
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Post by: Weegee on October 24, 2009, 10:01:15 PM
Elephant seal army.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_LbccUVbSRd8%2FRgwnM4u-xJI%2FAAAAAAAAAi0%2FtkX_0uhBn3U%2Fs400%2Felephantseal_knuttz1net.jpg&hash=254ba38d43e90c1994c5885b13a11a77)
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Post by: TEM on October 24, 2009, 10:06:13 PM
Narwhal army.
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Post by: Glorb on October 24, 2009, 10:37:02 PM
The remains of a satellite that collided with God.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 25, 2009, 01:32:27 PM
Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eeta.
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Post by: Rao on October 25, 2009, 03:07:49 PM
YOUR MOM.
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Post by: Glorb on October 25, 2009, 03:36:27 PM
The remains of a satellite that collided with your mom.
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Post by: Ninjap00 on October 25, 2009, 03:45:32 PM
YOUR FACE.
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Post by: Weegee on October 25, 2009, 05:42:18 PM
MY MOM.
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Post by: Glorb on October 25, 2009, 05:47:01 PM
The remains of your mom that collided with your face.
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Post by: penguinwizard on October 30, 2009, 05:16:22 PM
Plunger face.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cuyleravenue.com%2Fpicturearchive%2Fiamalice%2Fplunger.jpg&hash=e54ee82421661dfe96d9bd5a2b1c6c1a)
Title: Re: Arms race!
Post by: TEM on October 30, 2009, 07:08:54 PM
Person with plunger not quite covering face entirely so they can kind of see.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 30, 2009, 08:55:22 PM
Mother Brain.
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Post by: ShadowBrain on November 01, 2009, 10:41:24 PM
Shadow Brain
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 02, 2009, 07:51:55 AM
Zombies.
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Post by: ShadowBrain on November 02, 2009, 08:01:38 AM
A well-aimed headshot.
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Post by: penguinwizard on November 02, 2009, 02:25:24 PM
A wall a few feet tall.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 02, 2009, 02:33:12 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicsbulletin.com%2Frage%2Fimages%2F050401%2Fkoolaidman.jpg&hash=da4d126f9841c4326aa4634c918788a5)
Title: Re: Arms race!
Post by: Weegee on November 02, 2009, 02:49:51 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbfcomics.com%2Farchive_b%2FPBF143-Kids_Are_Thirsty.gif&hash=842544e553eb988cfd6a94de4b0c0257)
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 02, 2009, 07:45:45 PM
Bird Person.
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Post by: ShadowBrain on November 02, 2009, 08:12:39 PM
Bird of Prey Person

Also,
Quote from: Weegee on November 02, 2009, 02:49:51 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbfcomics.com%2Farchive_b%2FPBF143-Kids_Are_Thirsty.gif&hash=842544e553eb988cfd6a94de4b0c0257)
(Language warning) (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/7/21/)