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Koopaslaya

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« on: August 24, 2005, 07:51:31 PM »
No more bacon!

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but does not no more,
what he though was H2O was H2SO4!
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Black Mage

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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2005, 08:15:44 PM »
HI-larious.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2005, 06:24:08 AM »
What's with all these "Phrase..." things that make you click on them? They're pointless and stupid and unfunny and they pollute the forums with their stupidness. Sorry to be mean, but really now...

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Markio

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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2005, 07:35:49 AM »
You would have to be here longer to know.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2005, 09:14:33 AM »
XD.

Koopaslaya, can I use your no-longer-needed-but-still-famous-in-thhe-Fungi-Forums signature, renovate it, and distribute it as I please for enormous sums of money?

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BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2005, 09:38:38 AM »
Now this was plain unfunny. No bacon? Ridiculous.



"Johnny thought he was a chemist, but doesn't any more,
what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4!"
I think that flows better. These fickle syllables... By the way, what's H2SO4? Ah, I have discovered it to be Sulfuric Acid. Nasty, smelly stuff. Thanks, Koopaslaya!

Edited by - Suffix on 8/25/2005 5:45:52 PM


Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2005, 11:21:34 AM »
"Now this was plain unfunny. No bacon? Ridiculous."



*cough*

Edited by - Sapphira on 8/25/2005 10:22:11 AM

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Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2005, 06:39:07 PM »
You sure can recycle it and make millions off of it, I just demand 110% of all the profits.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but does not no more,
what he though was H2O was H2SO4!
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Suffix

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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2005, 06:43:52 PM »
Well, I don't really want to go to market with this excellent rhyme if that's the conditions, but you still might want to change "though" to "thought."

Oh yes, and thank you Sapphira. I make that mispelling way too often.

Edited by - Suffix on 8/25/2005 5:46:22 PM

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2005, 07:31:50 PM »
I've had my fare share of typos today.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but does not no more,
what he though was H2O was H2SO4!
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2005, 08:27:15 PM »
Reminds me, I was in the West Edmonton Mall a month ago and saw the infamous symbol. Mmm, bacon.

"Soon this land will be as devoid of beauty as your face." ~Koal, Advance Wars Dual Strike

« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2005, 08:55:36 PM »
Push the button and receive...
bacon,
soda,
music,
arcade tokens,
computer start up,
TV start up,
picture of yourself,
windshield wiper fluid,
clean laundry,
phone call,
pausing the game,
bowling scores,
yummy pellets for the experient,
punch in the face,
destruction of Pluto (from Fairly Odd Parents today),
missile launch,
or best of all... Reply To Topic

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
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Markio

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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2005, 10:35:10 PM »
That reminds me.  On those signs, there's usually a second picture where it shows that you can pull the metal thing down so the "heat waves" can dry your face.  When I showed my brother this, he said, "Push Button, Shoot Bacon into Face".  Of course, there's the more sensible explanation: you just washed your hands and to keep them grease free, you send the bacon directly into your mouth.

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