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« Reply #3630 on: September 02, 2008, 07:32:50 PM »
I just saw a headline on Yahoo News that said something like 'Disaster Movie' not that funny. I took this as a sign that they (the people who make the *Blank* Movie movies) should give it a rest. I haven't heard anybody say anythig good about any of those movies.
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« Reply #3631 on: September 02, 2008, 07:47:07 PM »
I hate those movies.  Scary Movies were great, but everything after that sucked.
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« Reply #3632 on: September 02, 2008, 08:02:11 PM »
I believe that not all the "___ Movie" flicks are made by the same bunch. It's so pointless, anyway--if I want to see someone make fun of popular movies, I'll do it for free on YTMND or YouTube or something.
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« Reply #3633 on: September 03, 2008, 02:29:02 AM »
They all draw from the same common source of pop-culture paordies. I don't think there's a single ____ Movie that hasn't parodied Star Wars, the Matrix, or Spider-Man, and this is a bad thing.

If anything is likely to kill modern humor, it's the ____ Movies (Meet the Spartans included). Nowadays all it takes to make your average Joe laugh is to quote "I am your father", make a poop joke, and have a crappy actor do an impression of a celebrity that was briefly in the headlines a month before the movie came out.
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« Reply #3634 on: September 03, 2008, 02:34:40 PM »
Yeah, they need to change the formula if anything.
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« Reply #3635 on: September 03, 2008, 02:37:49 PM »
But then it wouldn't be a ____ Movie.
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« Reply #3636 on: September 03, 2008, 03:08:50 PM »
You say that like it's a bad thing...
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« Reply #3637 on: September 03, 2008, 06:22:20 PM »
Superhero Movie is pretty good, especially the gag reel of deleted (?) scenes after the movie ended. This was in the theater; not sure how they present those things on DVD. Also it has Brent Spiner. That's worth your money right there!

Meet the Spartans was uber, uber, uber crap.

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« Reply #3638 on: September 03, 2008, 07:08:52 PM »
Disaster Movie is the worst yet, from what I read on this site.

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« Reply #3639 on: September 04, 2008, 05:21:11 PM »
I might plan to see it for the Cloverfield spoof; everything else, no.

Also, how can you spoof a comedy? Rather, how stupid can you be to try to spoof a comedy?
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« Reply #3640 on: September 04, 2008, 06:23:11 PM »
From what I read in the review, the Cloverfield spoof only lasts a brief moment and is also a spoof of another movie. Don't waste your time, Glorb.

« Reply #3641 on: September 04, 2008, 06:30:14 PM »
I might plan to see it for the Cloverfield spoof; everything else, no.

Don't do that, man! Don't throw your money away from one "good" moment in a 2 hour crapfest. That's like selling your soul to Satan for one minute with a lightsaber.
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« Reply #3642 on: September 04, 2008, 08:10:53 PM »
At least try to haggle for one minute with 2 lightsabers.
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« Reply #3643 on: September 04, 2008, 10:09:44 PM »
Duude, I'd obviously just get the lightsaber, kill Satan, and then reign as the new ruler of hell and get a totally wicked-sweet cape and an army of minions.
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« Reply #3644 on: September 04, 2008, 10:58:21 PM »
But the only way to beat Satan is to best him in a rock off. Besides, he's Satan, he'd probably do something to your lightsaber before he'd give it to you.
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