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Title: I'm in China
Post by: TEM on July 25, 2013, 09:44:53 AM
Ask me anything.
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: BP on July 25, 2013, 10:01:13 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.guim.co.uk%2Fsys-images%2FGuardian%2FPix%2Faudio%2Fvideo%2F2013%2F1%2F31%2F1359634035173%2FChinese-road-in-smog-016.jpg&hash=c73987f59db34a62a91e8713a5dd4b6c)

How you breathin'
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Chocobo on July 25, 2013, 10:07:25 AM
Are you sure? Check again.

Sometimes I think I'm in China when I'm daydreaming.
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Weegee on July 25, 2013, 11:28:33 AM
Shall we send a rescue team?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 25, 2013, 01:37:04 PM
You've not been scathed by the earthquake and "political intrigue", I trust?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Luigison on July 25, 2013, 02:08:46 PM
Are you a triple agent? 
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Weegee on July 25, 2013, 02:09:53 PM
How do we know you're really TEM?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: The Chef on July 25, 2013, 03:17:36 PM
Where's the bathroom?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Luigison on July 25, 2013, 03:50:21 PM
Where's the bathroom?
Pedestal, squat, or hybrid?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Ninjap00 on July 25, 2013, 05:33:02 PM
Is it fun to swim in the algae/chemicals/trash?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Toad on July 25, 2013, 05:39:25 PM
Do you have any superpowers from the aforementioned algae/chemicals/trash?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Markio on July 25, 2013, 06:56:39 PM
Have you gone to China on vacation?  Or is it related to a job or study abroad program or something?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: bobbysq1337 on July 25, 2013, 07:11:12 PM
you're alive

that's great
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 28, 2013, 03:49:33 PM
Is that where I should send the CD that I haven't made?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 29, 2013, 07:14:23 PM
So when are the communists supposed to invade America and turn it into The Glorious People's Republic 2?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Weegee on July 29, 2013, 07:16:53 PM
Erectric Boogaroo
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Toad on July 29, 2013, 07:43:40 PM
Why hasn't he answered any of our questions
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: BP on July 29, 2013, 08:01:02 PM
He said too much in the first post. They took him away.
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: TEM on July 29, 2013, 08:26:13 PM
"How you breathin'"
Fine, I have a respirator mask for the bad air days. 80% of the time I don't need it.

"Is it fun to swim in the algae/chemicals/trash?"
I usually swim in the pool at my gym. There's a little bit of chlorine in there, I think.

"Have you gone to China on vacation?"
I'm an English teacher.

Attached is a picture of a sunrise from my apartment's balcony.
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Luigison on July 30, 2013, 02:47:00 PM
Cool!  I thought this was a joke thread. 

My best friend from high school lives in Suzhou, Jiangsu. 

How's the internet?  Speed?  Censorship?

Do you teach only in English? 

I hope you've never pulled a Watoad and started talking about Mario while trying to fake a sincere topic.  If I recall correctly, Watoad pretended to talk (in Japanese) about salvation in a church. 
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Toad on July 30, 2013, 04:47:12 PM
Nice sunrise. I bet the view is nice too (looks like it)
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: TheMightyThor on July 31, 2013, 01:28:40 PM
Do you often use TOR or other anonymity software to browse the internet there?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Weegee on July 31, 2013, 01:44:26 PM
Can you view this image?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.sodahead.com%2Fpolls%2F0%2F0%2F3%2F7%2F2%2F8%2F0%2F9%2F1%2Ftianamen-square-110369831354.jpeg&hash=f5491b4f11b3e87c452763cca1624dc6)
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: TheMightyThor on July 31, 2013, 06:25:26 PM
Will you please print out a bunch of papers with that picture on them, but with a ridiculous and untrue caption, and then hang them on walls and such?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: TEM on August 04, 2013, 05:58:06 AM
"How's the internet?  Speed?  Censorship?"

During the day it's fine, at night it slows down sometimes pretty slow.

"Do you teach only in English?"

Yes, there's a skill called "language grading" that allows low level students to understand instructions. You don't need to speak Chinese beyond five or six words when living in Beijing. Not needing to learn Chinese (Mandarin) has hampered my learning the language.

"Do you often use TOR or other anonymity software to browse the internet there?"
"Can you view this image?"

I use a VPN to view whatever I want. It slows my internet down a little. If I use it on a night when the internet is slow to begin with, watching Netflix or Youtube is almost impossible.

Pic 1: The Central Radio & Television Tower
Pic 2: The base of the tower, guarded by two golden dragons.
Pic 3: View of Beijing from the top of the tower. It's the tallest structure in Beijing.
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: BP on August 04, 2013, 02:23:54 PM
Wow. Golden dragons. They really do want to protect what goes on the air.

Unrelated, but hi TEM, I still make comics vertically oriented at your suggestion years ago. Because of what I seem to remember you describing as "kids these days with their scroll wheels," and I've come up with some exploitations of it on my own too. It's got its pros and cons. Dunno if you care at all, but maybe. Just thought I'd bring it up where I knew you'd see it.
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Weegee on August 04, 2013, 06:21:25 PM
This is interesting stuff.

How much of the internet is restricted without using a VPN or similar workarounds?

Do people give you funny looks or treat you much differently?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 04, 2013, 08:26:11 PM
Hey, TEM. It's been a while. Hope you're doing well, old pal.
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: TEM on August 05, 2013, 08:10:23 AM
BP: Don't post a link or anything.

Weegee: No Facebook, YouTube, or Netflix. There are Chinese counterparts to all three, but, come on, right? Just to set the record straight, daily life is probably the same as in an American city (I think, I've never lived in a city this large in America). There are small differences, but nothing huge (aside from language and ethnic demographics). At any given time, I'm being stared at by someone, not in an antagonistic way, but in a "that guy looks different" kind of way. Chinese girls have a thing for white guys; they've been brainwashed to believe they're the most handsome type of human being possible. People sneak pictures of me regularly, and openly photograph me near tourist attractions (just today a female student tried to take my picture during class). When this happens I start taking pictures with as many people as I can; it's a lot of fun.

Koopaslaya: Thanks, how are you?
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: BP on August 05, 2013, 08:44:36 AM
Get bent (http://ludicrouspower.com/)
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 05, 2013, 12:01:17 PM
TEM: Doing well. Here's a question for you... for how long will your Chinese excursion last? Are you teaching for a set number of years and then planning on coming back, or are you interested in taking up residence in China? I have a friend who went to South Korea to teach English with some program for a couple of years, but when his term ends he'll be returning.
Title: Re: I'm in China
Post by: TEM on August 06, 2013, 02:54:43 AM
My contract is for one year. I'll keep teaching until I get into a good graduate school.