Author Topic: YKYPMGTMW... (Read 16066 times)

Agustín Huambachano · « **on:** June 01, 2001, 04:23:39 PM »

It's back!!!! You Know You Play Mario Games Too Much When:

1. You add mushrooms to everything you eat.
2. You always dream of a Mario anime.
3. You insist that your girlfriend looks like Peach.
4. You are noticing too many Mario references in Pokemon, even though they are "invisible".
5. You sell your sister only to buy Super Smash Brothers Melee.
6. You make a lot of research only to find out if Zelda is somewhat related to Peach.
7. You buy Mario games, even if the Pokemania is still hitting.
8. You draw Mario comic strips...
9. ... and find out how to syndicate it!
10. You write at the Forums.
11. You notice 100% errors in the Mario movie...
12. ... and want something to replace that fiasco.
13. You don't buy Luigi's Mansion. you'd rather wait for a real Mario title for Gamecube.
14. You tell Yoshi he's being sued by Panepon characters.
15. You always choose Mario characters in Smash Brothers.
16. You write this.

penguinwizard · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2001, 05:26:26 PM »

LOL, sell your sister just to buy Smash Bros. Melee. Man, I WISH I had a sister for that reason! But since I don't, I'll have to spend my hard-earned money :(

As for the Yoshi versus Panel de Pon thing, I've seen what the original Panel de Pon game looked like (Hint: It would get 0 sales if THAT was released in the USA), and I'd want Yoshi to sue Panel de Pon being the worst-looking game I've ever seen.

If you want to see something even more shocking than Hyakugojyuuichi, download Panel de Pon.

I can NOT imagine anyone even in Japan who would want to play that. But if you pray to God that you won't have a mental breakdown playing it, you'll notice just how much Tetris Attack ripped off Panel de Pon. Then again, it was NECESSARY or else it would have never come to the USA!

And if there wasn't Tetris Attack, there may have not been Pokemon Puzzle Challenge, which I would have bought if Pokemon wasn't the central theme of it.

To be a Koopa, you must become a Koopa.

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2001, 12:31:22 PM »

Hey guys, you should also colaborate with this topic. Don't you expect me to do it all by myself.

17. You think the end of the world is when everyone ignores and hates Matio.
18. You suggest Mario that, to gain more fame, he should capture the monsters he always battled... with Pokeballs!
19. You think Blastoise is Bowser's opposite clone.
20. You paint all the pipes in your house GREEN!

nobody · « **Reply #3 on:** June 07, 2001, 12:22:27 PM »

You insist that Pokemon is ripping off Mario.

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2001, 06:18:16 AM »

Hey, Nobody, you forgot the number!

Everybody should know that a number is obligatory with every colaboration. Thank you.

zootalo · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2001, 09:13:01 AM »

How about when you think the police are Koopatrols?

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 09, 2001, 09:30:40 PM »

23. you can wistle every Mario song by heart
24. you can ramble off every name of every level in all Mario games in 5 seconds.
25.You insist that you fix your neighbors plumbing problems
26. you try to flush your self down your toilet to "warp" to the septic tank.
27. your son is born wearing blue overalls and a red shirt with a red cap.
28. you HATE that thing called Zelda
29. you become excited whenever you read this list.
30. you burn yourself trying to make a fireball.
31. you scower every store, pawnshop and every place else for Mario stuff.

It''s a me Marionut#1

Edited by - marionut#1 on 6/9/2001 8:32:07 PM

Mallow · « **Reply #7 on:** June 09, 2001, 09:42:12 PM »

32. Your convinst that snaping your fingers and making noises with your mouth makes the super mario bros theme song sound better.

doo (snap) doo (snap) doo (snap) doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo da doo da doo dadadada da da da doopie da...

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #8 on:** June 10, 2001, 12:23:34 PM »

33. You suggest Peach that to gain hero status, she should turn into a ninja-like male (just look at Zelda, the Nintendo version of Ranma 1/2).
34. You don't catch Pokemons; you stomp on them.
35. You put a "Lost" sign regarding Pauline.
36. You always eat your favorite fruit: Peaches.
37. You spray fertilizer on your dirty feet...
38. ... and mushrooms grow out!
39. You burn your own flowers.
40. You suggest Jigglypuff to draw Mario faces on every sleepyhead.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2001, 07:05:14 AM »

41. You know that female Yoshis exist.
(reference to penguin wizards post)
42. you look every where for a gold cape but have to settle for a towel...
43.... but you break your neck when you try to "fly" off that building
44. you go to heaven and complain that they dont have and NES
45. you know that Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong
46. you think that you get an extra life when you eat a moldy green mushroom
47.you wonder why you never get any sleep because your always at the forums
48. You ream your parents out for not buying an Arcade version of Donkey Kong even though that was wayyy before you were born.
49. you insist that Donkey Kong jr. Math has helped you with your Algebra
50. You walk through the "pearly gates" wearing a red shirt,cap and blue overalls...
51....but St. Peter doesnt reconize you
52. you perchase Zelda, Pokemon and other Non-mario games just to destroy them
53. you buy non-mario games like Pilot Wings 64 just because it has a Mario reference
54. you hate that Nintendo neglects Luigi as much as it does
55. the only thing that you believe from Super Mario Bros. The Movie is that Lena is Bowsers wife cause hey the Koopa kids had to come from some where
56. you make your younger brother dress in a green shirt, blue overalls and a green cap so he can help you on your adventures
57. you know that Wart and King K. Rool are Bowsers cousins not Iggy and Spike from the smb movie
58. you wonder if Captain Syrup is accually Pauline gone bad (reference to Billy chilly's post)
59. You sell your mother just so you can put a down payment on a gamecube
60. you think that when Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his cap he gained fire power
(like in super mario land 2)

It''s a me Marionut#1

Edited by - marionut#1 on 6/15/2001 5:27:54 AM

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2001, 07:05:50 AM »

sorry browser was acting up and i posted twice

It''s a me Marionut#1

Edited by - marionut#1 on 6/14/2001 4:25:06 PM

Link · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2001, 04:04:26 PM »

61. You write your own Super Mario Bros. Stories and hope to meet Mario and Luigi for this greatest achevments.
62. Your AIM screen name is Mario or Luigi
(good thing mine isn't)

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penguinwizard · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2001, 11:02:49 PM »

''You know female Yoshies exist'' almost sounds like a reference to my post. Or not. But as for knowing that Lena is Bowser's wife, that's one thing I refuse to believe.

63. You insist that any unsuspecting baby with a red cap is the oracle of evil (just look at Baby Mario).

64. You make such a big deal of the number 64, like just now.

65. You keep a stash of vegetables nearby in case you get warts on your face.

66. You sue Doki Doki Panic for ripping off Super Mario Bros. 2

67. Then you sue Japan for making Super Mario USA, claiming it to be another ripoff.

68. You have a mental breakdown trying to figure out if that one character is named Birdo or Catherine (in reference to Wario's Woods, had you not noticed)

69. You actually congratulate Toad being in his first solo game, which was Wario's Woods.

70. Then we realize that Peach is the only other main character who doesn't have a solo game.

71. And we don't care. We pray that we never get to see Peach in a solo game.

72. And true to word, it never happens.

73. In non-related Mario games, you always pretend that the main characters are Mario characters (I know I used to do it).

74. You enjoy playing Mario Is Missing.

75. You plan to keep the Mario Bros. movie for years, in mint condition, only to sell it in 2010 and get no more than $2 for it.

76. You worship Yoshi (which wouldn't be a bad thing, in my opinion).

77. One time you breathe fire from your mouth as a warning to keep all little (and taller) brothers and sisters away.

78. You have a dream that Mario defeats Link, then you swear on your life that it was real and you were a witness.

79. You actually have a movie of Mario defeating Link.

80. You hired a drunk in a ultra bad looking costume to play the part of Link.

81. You hired Arnold Schwartzenegger to play the part of Mario.

82. And Mario says ''Hasta la vista, Linky.''

83. You realize you've submitted all these ideas in one post, you simply don't care, and continue to post more.

84. You can't decide whether to adapt an Italian accent or a Brooklyn accent (although both are probably the same).

85. You become president of DigiPen and transform it to LuigiPen.

86. You tell Shigeru Miyamoto to obliterate all the non-Mario-related franchises, and he actually does it.

87. You realize you don't have that power, and you're thrown out of the Nintendo building quicker than you can say ''Mama Mia.''

88. Whenever something bad happens, you say ''Mama Mia.''

89. Whenever you want to annoy someone, you say ''Hey! Hey! Hey!''

90. You'll blow a decade's worth of allowance to get your grubby hands on absolutely anything Mario related you may have missed, including merchandise.

91. You run a Mario merchandise store.

92. You make the big mistake of stocking up on Waluigi merchandise.

93. You've realized you made THIRTY posts to this thing and must stop now.

94. Then you make one more post for the heck of it.

To be a Koopa, you must become a Koopa.

Kamek2k · « **Reply #13 on:** June 13, 2001, 10:42:41 PM »

95. You wonder why penguinwizard stopped at 94.

96. You think that if you write the 100th one, you'll get an extra life.

97. You leave the ending scene of Paper Mario on all night long cuz you think the scene's cool (I can hear the music playing in the other room right now).

98. You realize you come on to this BBoard ten times a day.

99. You realize the number 99 has nothing to do with Mario and frown.

100. You think you heard a too-familiar jingle and come to the conclusion that you have two lives.

101. You stop posting to test out your new strength and jump off the roof of your house.

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penguinwizard · « **Reply #14 on:** June 13, 2001, 10:56:23 PM »

102. You think that a mushroom would cure all people that jump off of roofs.

103. You wonder why anybody decides to stop posting stuff on this topic.

104. You insist that everybody you meet looks like Mario.

105. You try to jump on the back of what you think is Yoshi, but is actually a bush of thorns.

106. You make a paper cutout of a Wing Cap, put it on your head, then try to "fly" and end up in the ER again.

107. Then you keep on doing it so that you could get past that "level"

108. You think that bumping into anything that moves will make you lose power (instead, it might damage you if you run into it at full speed)

109. You think you can go up any slope if you run and jump kick up it, then you make a fool of yourself by trying to use that technique to climb Mount Everest

110. You think that if you have something metal on your head, then something crushing you as flat as a pancake won't hurt.

111. You think you're the king of the road when you drive in a go-kart. Apparently, tires aren't enough to stop you from driving on the freeway.

112. You pretend that the roads of Seattle are Toad's Turnpike, but you think that you'll have no problem dodging them in a go-kart

113. You realize what would happen if you really tried that.

114. You actually managed to get through the streets of Seattle without getting hit.

115. You decide that since Mario never sleeps, you shouldn't either

To be a Koopa, you must become a Koopa.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2001, 07:10:20 AM »

116. you walk into a room, then suddenly stop for about 5 minutes then you say, " Im a tired" then you yawn and go to sleep
117. you constantly sleep walk saying "Ahh ravioli, ahh spagetti, ahh mama mia"
118.you wonder why the two persons that posted in front of you are getting off the subject
119.you think Penguingwizard is a funny name for a Mario fan and you wonder how he got it
120.you think that when you post the 120th answer on this post you get all the power stars
P.S. by the Penguin wizard yes that was a reference to your post and i didnt think you would get mad if i used it.
As for your second coment think what ever you like those are just my beliefs

It''s a me Marionut#1

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #16 on:** June 14, 2001, 09:14:09 AM »

3. You love Mario Party 3 so much that all your posts are numbered 3.
3. You think that the best way to get exercise is to press START and set the walking speed to FAST.
3. Whenever your friends roll doubles in Monopoly, you give them $10.
3. You order a pizza with mushrooms, and when the pizza boy gives to you, you paint the mushrooms gold so you can go farther.
3. When you hear the story of Aladdin, you say that he should have waited until he had 20 Coins before rubbing the lamp.
3. You buy some gloves at the store and try to use them to win everyone else's money.
3. You go swimming underwater, but you still can't find that shark with the torpedo launcher! (Deep Bloober Sea)
3. You think that if you eat a mushroom, you can hit your friends and they'll be gone. (Toadstool Titan)
3. You've got five grey drums, five green drums, five blue drums, four lily pads, and an island, now all you need is a few dancing Shy Guys. . . . (The Beat Goes On)
3. You think that drawing a circle around a picture makes a Toad pop out. (Etch 'n' Catch)

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #17 on:** June 14, 2001, 05:06:40 PM »

As someone crazy would say, "The Empire Strikes Back!!!!." And now, my posts:

131. On your way to Mushroom, you end up in Hyrule Kingdom instead.
132. You wonder if Talon and Ingo are real plumbers...
133. ... and you realize they're not beacuse of the Bowser thingie on Talon.
134. You wonder if Link travels through pipes.
135. By mistake, you call Zelda "Princess Peach."
136. You wonder, "Shouldn't that elf ride Yoshi instead of a horse?"
137. You wonder if all the people in town are related to Wario and Waluigi (look at their ears).
138. You're angry when knowing that the Marathon Man is as fast as Yoshi.
139. You think that Link is ripping off Doki Doki Panic for picking up vegetables.
140. You wonder if Link's next weapon should be a monkey wrench...
141. ... or a hammer...
142. ... or maybe a Fire Flower!
143. You think the Mario cartoons beat the crud out of the Zelda cartoons...
144. ... even though they're both garbage.
145. You wonder if Bowser should think of better plans (think Ganon)
146. You think everything green represents Luigi...
147. ... or, unfortunately, Kokiri elves.
148. You wonder if Navi would help Mario get the bucket out of his head.
149. You wonder if Zelda has Mushroom Retainers.
150. You suggest Zelda that to solve her "tomboy" problems (just look at Shiek), she should consult Dr. Mario...
151. ... but she ends up consulting Talon by mistake!

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot. That someone is Mario. Go, Mario, Go!

billy chilly · « **Reply #18 on:** June 14, 2001, 06:34:24 PM »

"58. You wonder if Captain Syrup is actually Pauline gone bad."

Hey, that's me!! Kick @$s!

152. You freak out when someone mentions one of your crack-pot theories in a You Play Too Much Mario When. . . list.

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Kamek2k · « **Reply #19 on:** June 14, 2001, 06:51:26 PM »

153. You get horny every time you eat a peach.

154. You realize you've got better things to do than post stuff here like play Paper Mario.

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Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #20 on:** June 14, 2001, 06:57:36 PM »

155. After the Zelda-Shiek incident, you think, "If Zelda can do it, Peach can too!"
156. And then you find out that Peach can't because she never had a male "transformation" (stupid Shiekahs!)

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot. That someone is Mario. Go, Mario, Go!

penguinwizard · « **Reply #21 on:** June 14, 2001, 09:05:06 PM »

It's a long story on how I got the name penguinwizard (Care to listen? No? Ok), but I never intended it to be Mario-related. For example, look at the name ''Agustvn Huambachano.'' I don't see any Mario reference in it, but it's still an ok name for the forums.

I don't feel like posting any more YKYPMGTMW posts for a while (now your next reason will be ''Why penguinwizard decided to stop posting to this topic''), so I'll probably come back in a day or two once I can think of some Mario-related reasons.

btw, the Mario Word Association topic is out of hand. It will obviously go up to a 500th post soon, and it still remains as the topic with the highest posts. I guess stupidity rules all. So can we post enough YKYPMGTMW reasons to beat out the number of posts at the Mario Word Association?

It will take a while, but if we're really creative and off-topic, we'll show 'em.

To be a Koopa, you must become a Koopa.

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #22 on:** June 14, 2001, 09:37:24 PM »

3. You're at a farm trying to catch a chicken, but you're surprised that no one else is trying to beat you to it. (Fowl Play)
3. When you see a red star in the sky, you run around in case it falls, then you can wait for it to turn blue so you can toss it at the Millennium Star. (Stardust Battle)
3. When the pizza boy finally comes with your mushroom pizza and once you've painted the mushrooms gold, you count them and give him $10 for each one.
3. You start a casino with a staircase that gamblers can climb up. (Game Guy's Lucky 7)
3. Whenever you're out hang gliding, you look below you to see how far the rowboat has made it. (Ridiculous Relay)
3. Whenever you're rowing a boat, you look above you to see how far the hang glider has made it.
3. After your friend gets all S's in Story Mode, you buy some Miracle Whip to spank him with.
3. When you enter a house with four pipes in the corners of a room, you always keep your hammer handy so you can hit any Baby Bowsers that come out. (Pipe Cleaners)
3. When you step on a blue-and-white checkered floor, you wait for your face to appear! (Duel Mode)
3. When you step on a fallen STOP sign, you take $3 out of your pocket! (Red Space)
3. When you're not talking about Mario Party 3. . .
168. You're talking about Yoshi's Cookie!
169. After eating 15 chocolate chip cookies, you look in the oven for a Yoshi-shaped cookie. . . !
170. And you really need that cookie, because you're on Round 11, and there's only one turtle shell!
171. Your wife usually wears a pink dress, but when she wears a blue dress, you take it as a sign that she'll be harder to beat!

ParaTroppaCaption · « **Reply #23 on:** June 15, 2001, 04:32:30 AM »

hey kamek try to keep this rated G ok

"PARATROOPA'S, ATTACK"

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2001, 06:23:55 AM »

well Billy chilly sorry but i didnt think you'd get mad either if i used a reference to your post. I mean come on guys whats the worst it can do? make people visit your post to see what i mean? its not like im taking credit for it look back at the post to see what i mean.
P.S. you said it PTC! lol

It''s a me Marionut#1

Edited by - marionut#1 on 6/15/2001 5:24:42 AM

billy chilly · « **Reply #25 on:** June 15, 2001, 10:32:45 AM »

Okay, you missed the point of my post. I was *happy* you mentioned my idea. By "kick @$s!" I meant "hooray!" or for you for you Renaissance Fair-types, "huzzah!" To sum up, I was glad you mentioned the Cap'n Syrup-Pauline thing. Read the post again.

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Marionut#1 · « **Reply #26 on:** June 15, 2001, 05:54:22 PM »

ok sorry i missed the meaning of what you said Billy, the way you said it it sounded like you wanted to kick my @$$

It''s a me Marionut#1

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #27 on:** June 19, 2001, 04:49:40 PM »

172. Still on your way to Mushroom Kingdom, you end up in Koholint Island, then you wake up...
173. ... and you are sure you are getting closer to Mushroom because of the Goombas, Piranha Plants, Cheep Cheeps, etc.
174. But you end up in Yoshi's Island.
175. And you actually get lost because the "Color Dinos" are so smart for you to explain the route to Mushroom Kingdom.
176. You tell the following joke: "People have been telling me that Zelda is a tomboy, but i think she's more than that. One day I found her wearing manly overalls. He He He! Is there a Plumber in the House? Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAA!

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot. That someone is Mario. Go, Mario, Go!

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #28 on:** June 19, 2001, 04:50:14 PM »

172. Still on your way to Mushroom Kingdom, you end up in Koholint Island, then you wake up...
173. ... and you are sure you are getting closer to Mushroom because of the Goombas, Piranha Plants, Cheep Cheeps, etc.
174. But you end up in Yoshi's Island.
175. And you actually get lost because the "Color Dinos" are so smart for you to explain the route to Mushroom Kingdom.
176. You tell the following joke: "People have been telling me that Zelda is a tomboy, but i think she's more than that. One day I found her wearing manly overalls. He He He! Is there a Plumber in the House? Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAA!

Only someone will remain as the true Nintendo mascot. That someone is Mario. Go, Mario, Go!

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #29 on:** June 20, 2001, 09:14:06 PM »

177. Still on your way to Mushroom Kingdom, you end up in Kanto.
178. You think Ash and Gary are Mario and Wario's sons (rivalry, colors; coincidence, huh?
179. You think the Pokedex gives you data about each Mario character.
180. You think Blastoise is Bowser's opposite clone (did I say that before?)
181. You stomp on Weedle thinking it is a Wiggler...
182. ... but you hurt your feet when realizing that the "flower" is really a spike.
183. You pick up Oddishes, and throw them at Politoed (the Wart and vegetables connection...).
184. You compare Misty's temper with Bowser's...
185. ... and then get beat up by her!
186. You think Paras' mushrooms will let you "power-up."
187. You actually think Chansey is ripping off Yoshi.
189. You paint Voltorb black, add some feet and some fuses...
190. ... and you get a Bob-omb!
191. You sue the Pokemon franchise for stealing Mario's well deserved fame...
192. ... and you end up suggesting Mario about training Goombas.

After all that Zelda-Shiek madness, I am beginning to think Peach is by far the coolest Princess around.

penguinwizard · « **Reply #30 on:** June 20, 2001, 11:00:08 PM »

193. You realize that you leave for a few days and the whole topic goes crazy.

194. You talk to the TV screen you're playing Super Mario 64 on, trying to tell Mario that you're Luigi and you'd like to help on the quest.

195. You try to get Mario's attention by changing the camera angle so it looks like Mario is looking at you.

196. Mario actually runs away from you without you pressing on the control stick.

197. You pretend to be a Goomba or Bowser when you're at an Italian restaurant and your waiter is either named Mario or Luigi.

198. The waiter, who is either named Mario or Luigi, actually jumps on you and knocks you unconscious.

199. You try to tell those people on the forums that complain about us making fun of Zelda that this post has nothing to do with it.

200. You try to find some sort of connection between Mario and the number 200.

201. You think you're hallucinating when you see red caps with Ms on them.

202. You realize that you only see them at Halloween.

203. You dress up as Wario on Halloween and scare all the people out of the neighborhood.

204. Including your own family.

205. You get candy on Halloween when you dress up as Luigi, but get no candy when you dress up as Bowser.

206. You get extra candy when you dress up as Yoshi (just something that popped into my mind)

207. You use a time machine to go back in time and get all the Mario toys from McDonalds (I think they had Mario toys back then)

208. You act like those guys in that wacky ''shiggity shiggity swah'' video in that one post on the forums, where you imitate the music in SMB and sound as annoying as heck.

209. When you accidentally blow up the house, you blame it on a POW block.

210. Whenever you go to a place with a blacksmith, you think he's Smithy.

211. You wonder what would happen if this post was named YKYPLGTMW... (You know you play Luigi games too much when...).

212. You know that you've been playing Mario games too much.

To end this post, here comes a few completely unrelated, non-Mario things:

Since Gary Larson, the guy who makes the Far Side cartoons, thinks that cows will rule the universe in the future, does that mean that Earthworm Jim will be mayor? Let's hope not.

And anyone remember the old Indian in the Cupboard book? That was AGES ago. Of course, Harry Potter came later...

Ok, that's all for unrelated stuff. Right now we have 212 YKYPMGTMW reasons to this thing. Can we get it up to 500 reasons before the Mario Word Association reaches 500 posts? I think we can do it if we stay up late replying to this!

If Bowser wanted to destroy Mario, he wouldn''t have made Goombas his first line of defense.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 21, 2001, 06:50:51 AM »

213. When ever you turn on sm64 Mario turns around and pulls a gun on you
214. when ever you catch on fire you run around untill it goes out two days latter
215.your sick of hearing about Zelda on this Mario board
216. instead of Mario saying "push start to play" you hear him swear
217. you make a ROM of sm64 and put Luigi in it.....
218 you down load it into a cartrige....
219 Nintendo catches you and you get put in prison
220. you spend hours counting Mario charactors just to see how many there are
O ya penguin wizard they did release Mario at Mcdonalds it was in 1989 and it Had Mario, Luigi, a goomba and a koopa

It''s a me Marionut#1

penguinwizard · « **Reply #32 on:** June 21, 2001, 08:43:25 AM »

Well, at least they had Luigi. How much do you think one of those would cost nowadays? It might be one of those collector items.

If Bowser wanted to destroy Mario, he wouldn''t have made Goombas his first line of defense.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #33 on:** June 21, 2001, 08:47:33 PM »

Ive seen them on Yahoo auctions (they had never even been opened!) if I remember right it cost was around 20.00 including shiping

It''s a me Marionut#1

Mega 2 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 22, 2001, 07:08:18 AM »

...You have a list you've compiled of every enemy appearing in every "Mario" game.

Lee "Mega 2" Sherman
Super Mario Bros. Indexer
http://angelfire.com/games2/marindex/index.html

penguinwizard · « **Reply #35 on:** June 26, 2001, 11:31:42 AM »

222. You realize trying to beat out the Mario Word Association would never happen.

223. You don't have time to reply to this topic.

224. You claim insanity.

225. You're listening to a Mario song as you're posting stuff here.

226. You can't wait for Smash Bros. Melee (hey, who can?)

227. You think Luigi's Mansion is not worthy of the Mario license.

228. You think Mario should be in every game (i.e. Legend of Mario: Ocarina of Time)

(yes, I know, another thing poking fun at Zelda. Get over it, people, it's just for fun)

229. You do post stuff here for fun.

230. Your hands have indentations in the shape of Mario's face on them.

231. Mario indentations are on your feet.

232. You start watching the Mary Kate & Ashley show (good thing I haven't).

Those who stop and run away, get destroyed some other day.

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #36 on:** June 27, 2001, 12:43:33 PM »

Speaking of Zelda:

233. You make an act featuring Luigi, Peach and Bowser. You give Luigi a sword, Peach a male costume, and Bowser a pig snout...
234. ... and call it "The Legend of Peach: Warp Whistle of Time"

After all that Zelda-Shiek madness, I am beginning to think Peach is by far the coolest Princess around.

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #37 on:** July 15, 2001, 02:40:35 PM »

235. Your currency is coins.
236. You swear you saw Mario in a dollar bill.
237. You think Friendly Floyd had a lot to do with Zelda's Sheik disguise (yep, a reference from Super Mario Adventures).
238. You think Wario and Waluigi are Santa's elf rejects.
239. You think Master Roshi (Dragon Ball) is a Koopa Troopa fan.
240. You make Koopa surfing (Super Mario 64) a hotter fad than scooters.

After all that Zelda-Shiek madness, I am beginning to think Peach is by far the coolest Princess around.

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #38 on:** August 02, 2001, 03:44:14 PM »

Since NOBODY is updating this topic anymore, I decided to beg the moderator to close down this topic. Don't worry. It'll move to the Mario forums in Nintendoland.com, so SEE YA!!!

After all that Zelda-Shiek madness, I am beginning to think Peach is by far the coolest Princess around.

Edited by - Agustín Huambachano on 8/2/2001 2:46:34 PM

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 02, 2001, 05:24:41 PM »

DONT CLOSE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It''s a me Marionut#1

penguinwizard · « **Reply #40 on:** August 03, 2001, 10:52:05 AM »

forget it, this thread is done for. btw, LOL at the ''Wario and Waluigi being Santa elf rejects'' post.

and in case i didn't reply to the post that was like a month ago, penguinwizard is not a Mario-related name in any way (which reminds me, someday I might have to change it).

davidcoolestguy · « **Reply #41 on:** August 16, 2001, 04:37:58 PM »

Sorry if I'm bring back an old topic, but I have one that's really good, and well thought out. . .

241. Not only does your friend tell you to get a life, but when he/she does, you start searching for a green mushroom.

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #42 on:** August 16, 2001, 10:09:43 PM »

242. You think that you can get rid of bricks by matching up colored blocks next to them. (Mario's Puzzle Party)

243. You're afraid to get on an exercise bike because you think you'll get a blister. (Pedal Power)

244. You draw a figure in the sand and get out a jackhammer to trace it. (Crazy Cutter)

245. When your friends buy a van, you advise against getting a GMC Safari because "Yoshi had one in 1993, but no one liked him for it." (If I need to explain this one, you must be dumb!)

246. When they buy a GMC Safari despite your warnings, you threaten to shoot at it with a bazooka. . .

247. . . . with Turbo on!

248. You try to knock Big Ben over, then make the minute hand really sharp. Then you stand on the hour hand and try to jump over it. (Tick Tock Hop)

249. In Mario Party 1, when Wario passes by Koopa Troopa, you think he's apologizing for replacing him in Mario Kart 64!

250. You try to think of something about 250, but all you can think of is: In Dr. Mario 64, if everyone starts at level 15 and one person clears 6 viruses, then 250 viruses will be left.

251. "It's-a me, Anonymous Mario Fan!"

252. You wish the Mario Party 3 characters could be more gracious winners. They could at least congratulate the second place contestant for staying in for so long, but no! All they do is just say "I'm the best!" and don't give the others any attention at all!

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MarioandLink · « **Reply #43 on:** August 17, 2001, 06:46:15 AM »

253.You startjumping on your own pet turtle...

254...and you use it's shell to ride across a lake....

254...and then after two feet in the water you fall of.

255.you hallucinate you're somping goombas all the time.

256when you eat a Mushroom,you say "they make-a Me super Mario!"in a really bad ittllian accent.

257.When you see a turtle,you're afraid it will turn into a bomb(Super Mario Land)

258.When sombody is Missing,You act like Luigi and Go around town,looking for educational facts.

MarioandLink

Mario and Zelda BOTH rule!

......And Rayman!well,that''s ok.not enough to put him on my screen name,though.

Edited by - MarioandLink on 8/17/2001 6:09:34 AM

MarioandLink · « **Reply #44 on:** August 17, 2001, 07:05:19 AM »

double.

Edited by - MarioandLink on 8/17/2001 6:10:47 AM

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #45 on:** August 17, 2001, 10:24:37 AM »

259. When you find a penny on the ground, you think it will make you go faster (Super Mario Kart).

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Sanctus Yago · « **Reply #46 on:** August 17, 2001, 07:02:11 PM »

You go camp with your friends in a forest and:

260. You don't carry ANY kind of teepee (you know what I mean...). Instead, somehow you managed to have a big-silly pumpable giant-mushroomish life-boat thingie. (You know, the... people in baywatch uses them all the time for rescue people... I think the word is 'rescue boat'. Whatever). Then you try to find some wood to put it on the rescue-boat thingie (your friends start to look at you with a strange expression), then you find it, and then you try to put it in the rescue-boat whit a hammer and some nails, while singing:

"
My
My
My
Mushroom House, will be ready
My
My
My
Mushroom Hooouuuuuse..."
with an incredible louder and high voice, if you know what I mean.
Your friends start thinking that you are going crazy.
Then the Mushroom House blows up.

(I'm gonna post this now, before anyone else gets the 260th topic. Then I'll edit the
message and add some more ideas).

Done. Now:

261. As I just said, the Mushroom House blows up. Then, for some reason, your right part of the lip starts moving itself. Your pupils lose colour. Then you shake your head and look normal again. your friends look frightened.
you then decide to take your Game Boy and play some Mario games. When you reach your bag, you find out that many cartridges have a note sticked on: "Mr. Judge: I'm sorry, but I couldn hold on no more. This is a suicide; please don't think it's a murder. Still, if you want to pinpoint an actual murder, that would be <insert your name here>".

262. One of the cartridges had a big, smoking hole on the middle and a tiny little toy gun near it.

263. Other was tied-up to tiny, toy train rails on the ground. Your Mario-related toy train (the Koopa Choo) passed on it and somehow fell on some kind of hole on the ground, too.

264. By the way, you have a Mario-related train toy named... the Koopa Choo!!

265. Oh, let me go on with the "you're camping in the forest" thing. In the hole, you find out that your train is all broken, and looks like a cartridge was driving it, cuz you find some several and separeted parts of a GB cartridge on the hole.

266. You realyze that the hole was created when one of the cartridges blew itself using your Bob-omb-shaped homemade bomb.

267. By the way again, you got crazy enough for browsing the internet searching for instructions telling how to make homemade bombs, just to have a REAL-EXPLODING BOB-OMB SHAPED BOMB!!

268. You then take your Game Boy Advance and start playing Super Mario Advance (btw, shouldn't the name be Super Mario BROTHERS Advance?). But when you get to the "Select Character" screen, you see Mario, Peach, Toad and Luigi hanging on four ropes, they all with one chair on the floor each!!

269. You wonder, 'How weird'. Then you realyze that it has already become night and all your friends are in their teepees, closed-in, totally freaked-out!! So, the 269th post of the list is: You are such a Mario fan that you start to freak people near you out!!

270. Then, of course, you go mad. You want to be at home, playing Super Mario Brothers All Stars on your Super Nes, and not in such a mean forest.
You start running through it, shouting and trying to find and hunt raccoons, like 'Ahhhrgg!! STOP MOVING, RACCOONS!! I NEED TO KIIIIIILL YOU!! SO I CAN HAVE RACOON TAILS TO PUSH INTO MY B*TT SO I CAN FLY BACK HOME! FLYYYY!! FLY, FLY, FLY!!' ...

271. ... '(one hour later) OR MAYBE, I COULD JUST WAIT TO FIND THIS INCREDIBLE-HUGE RACCOON AND KIIIIIILL HIM, AND THEN MADE MYSELF A TANOOKI SUIT!! AND THEN, I'M GONNA FLY, FLY, FLYYYYY.....! MWAHAHAHAHA...!!!'

272. Your friends get SO frightened that decide to leave the teepee and fight with you! (MWAHAHA! DON'T EVEN THIIINK ABOUT IT! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DEFEAT ME, ONCE I FOUND SOME WAY TO STICK A RACCOON TAIL ON MY @$$, AND THEN GIVE YOU A... A... RACCOON PUNCH! Ouch! Hey! Stop hitting me!)
They wanna get you unconscious!

273. (As you probably didn't figure out, the last one was 'when you have a fight with someone in the forest, you try to kill a raccoon and use its tail to punch your opponent!)
Let us go on.
Then, you try to stomp on your friends.

274. You somehow got away of the fight, screaming 'A FIRE FLOWER!! ALL I NEED IS A FIRE FLOWER! I SEE SOME FLOWERS BACK THERE, ON THE GRASS! LET ME GET THEM! UH! ... OH! STOP... GRABBING... MEE!! LET-ME-GET ONE!! OHHH, PLEASE! OUCH! FIRE FLOWER1 FIRE FLOWER! FIRE FLOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEERR! OHHH...'

275. 'I KNOW, I KNOW. ALL I NEED IS TO BE BIG. BIG! BIIIGG! >gets off the fight and jumps onto the base of a tree< >grabs a little, weird-looking mushroom< NOW I'LL EAT THIS, AND UH... AND UH... I'M GONNA BE BIG! YES! BIIIIG! HAHAHAHAHA..... I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BU*T!!! MWAHA-MWAHA-MWAHAHAHAHA... Awww... Whatever... >eats the mushroom<

276. Everything blacks out, and, from that moment to the moment you wake up in the Hospital, you see it like the SMB3 fading effect!

277. The Doctor tries to explain you what happened, why are they going to opperate you and why are you tied to the bed, but then you see that his name is Mario, and a smile (:) ) pops on your face. 'You? You are gonna opperate me? I mean, your ACTUAL name is... Dr. Mario! Yay! You're gonna open me up and order some viruses I have, and, and... score! points! tetris-kinda game! mario. games... double-u double-u double-u... classicgaming dot com... slash... t-m-k... oah... dot com. The Mush... Mushroom King... dom. slash again, type 'board and you have tha... Fungi Foru... uh... ummmmssss... <opens mouth again wanting to keep talking> <WHAAAMMM* * *> OUCH! yaouuu...'
(The nurse first injected you something to fall asleep, but you kept talking, so the doctor hit you with some tool).

278. You wake up. The doctor smiles at you.
'Four days have passed. You are o.k. now. If you wanna know what happened to you--'
'Oh, never mind. I KNOW what happened to me. I'm as smart as a fat plumber. He-he-he... I'm telling you: I thought I was eating a Super Mushroom, instead -would you believe it?- I was eating a BLACK MUSHROOM!'
(doctor looks at you with a weird looking on his eyes).

279. Doctor: Uhh, anyway, you probably wanna now HOW we healed you... We--
You: Never mind, Doc Mario (blinks), I also now that. YOU GAVE A GREEN MUSHROOM!! A 1-UP MUSHROOM! YAY! MWAHAHA! HAHAHSAHAHA! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOOOOOOOOMMM!

Okey, that's all. I ran out of ideas, though I could think some more, just to complete 280 postings. But I'm not okey with that, I got the 260th as a coincidence, and just wanting to put ONE more post, the 'hunting raccoons to make yourself a Tanooki Suit' one.
Hey, please, if you actually found all that funny, please please PLEASE say something. Maybe I'm being selfish, but I like people to congratulate me when I do things. Hey, after all, I spend an hour or plus on making it. So, really, say something if you liked it.
Thanks!

Edited by - Sanctus Yago on 8/17/2001 8:05:56 PM

Sanctus Yago · « **Reply #47 on:** August 17, 2001, 09:10:42 PM »

280. You think that you could reeeally go mad if people doesn't like your Mario jokes and... You could actually KILL'EM.
;)
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"
Tyler has a vision
Tyler has something to say
Tyler makes soap.
...See what Tyler sees. Hear what Tyler says.
Use soap."
www.foxmovies.com/fightclub
or
www.tylerdurden.com
(re-direct)

cjrs3509 · « **Reply #48 on:** August 18, 2001, 01:05:04 PM »

281. When you see a turtle, you grab a ball and a lighter, light the ball and throw it at the turtle.
(if that was lame, don't blame me i'm new here =D)

M64, otherwise known as cjrs3509

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #49 on:** August 19, 2001, 06:59:43 AM »

282. You have a dream that trays are floating in space with Mario's Enemies on them. (Yoshi)

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frostbite · « **Reply #50 on:** August 21, 2001, 03:30:24 PM »

283: You see Wario in the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. (I know I have)

It's not a matter of optimism or pessimism, it's a matter of common sense! (half empty or half full?)

cjrs3509 · « **Reply #51 on:** September 09, 2001, 10:53:51 PM »

284: You pray to TMK every night

M64, otherwise known as cjrs3509

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #52 on:** September 10, 2001, 01:16:07 PM »

285: You worship the mighty Mario god(Shiguru Miyamoto).

It''s a me Marionut#1

Edited by - marionut#1 on 9/10/2001 7:02:41 PM

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #53 on:** September 13, 2001, 09:26:09 AM »

What number did you stop at? Oh well I'll just type...

286. When you jump down a hole, you fall flat on your face and crack your nose!

287. After playing Super Mario 64, you think that by jumping into lava will make your butt catch fire. So you go to a volcano and jump into the lava. But instead of hopping up and down yelling "Ha ha ha ha!" you instead burn and melt like a peice of plastic, yelling "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm dying, somebody help me! Acccckkkk!"

288. You think that eating dandelions, will make your costume change to a red and orange suit and you will be able to throw fireballs. But instead, you just get sick and throw up all over the place!

289. You jump on a bunch of mushrooms you find in a field and they just stick to your shoes like bird sh*t!

290. You run really fast and try to leap across the freeway, but instead you crash into an oncoming truck!

291. You think that by crushing stone blocks against your head you will get coins, but instead, you just get a really bad head-ache.

That's all for now!

Mama mia! It''s-a me, Mario Maniac!

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #54 on:** September 13, 2001, 11:47:52 AM »

292. You think jumping three times will make you hit the ceiling.

293. You love Mario so much that you remain anonymous so people won't come to your house and kill you. ;)

294. When someone asks for your name, you say John Doe.

295. When you look at clouds, you can't help but wonder if Lakitu is in the cloud. . .

296. You realize you can't think of any more, so you play Yoshi's Cookie for inspiration.

297. After playing Yoshi's Cookie for a while, you realize you still have no idea what to put in the post.

298. Then, all of a sudden, you get an idea.

298½. You wish Mario's Puzzle Party had a Puzzle mode.

299. While you are typing, someone asks for your name, and you say Jack Smith, which is not your real name.

300. You think of something that might be 300, but can only think of one: That's how many points you get for clearing one virus on HI in Dr. Mario.

301. When you mention Dr. Mario, you wonder why Dr. Mario 64 doesn't provide an adequate explanation of the scoring. Yo know about it only because you also own the SNES version.

302. You wonder also why Mario's Puzzle Party doesn't give an adequate scoring explanation. You only know it from deduction.

(BTW, the score is 1 point for each block in the first combo, 2 points for each block in the second, 3 points for each block in the third, etc.)

303. You realize you're out of ideas again, so you decide to play Yoshi's Cookie again.

304. You come back, frustrated, because someone stole your game of Yoshi's Cookie.

305. In fact, all your games have been stolen. . .

306. and replaced by the NES version of Mario Bros. . . .

307. but there's no NES at your house, unfortunately.

308. You're so frustrated that you're out of ideas that you click on the submit button before you even type the last

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MarioandLink · « **Reply #55 on:** September 14, 2001, 05:21:18 AM »

308.When you think that if you tie a towel around your neck,you can fly.
309.so you try it but just incase you brought a SNES controller to contoll yourself.
310.you jump of a buiding and you don't float,fly,or anything,so you press AAAAAAAAA..but before you float,you hit the ground.
311.In the emergency room,the docter laughs.
312.then when you get home,you take apart that SNES controller.
313.when your neck heals,you decide to do it again,and bring another controller,because that one was 'broken'.

I laugh for the sake of laughing.

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #56 on:** September 17, 2001, 02:16:50 PM »

"233. You make an act featuring Luigi, Peach and Bowser. You give Luigi a sword, Peach a male costume, and Bowser a pig snout...
234. ... and call it "The Legend of Peach: Warp Whistle of Time"

I think someone beat me to it. Here's the address:

http://www.vgf.net/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=12&t=004979

This time, Mario is the "Greatest Hero Of All Time."

After all that Zelda-Shiek madness, I am beginning to think Peach is by far the coolest Princess around.

MarioandLink · « **Reply #57 on:** September 17, 2001, 02:50:27 PM »

Hey agustin,are you registerd there as 'agustin,sage of the fungus'?I'm 'Marilink 64'!cool!

I laugh for the sake of laughing.

Mauser · « **Reply #58 on:** September 22, 2001, 02:54:04 AM »

316 - You hold out your arms when you run
(My count says this is #316, is that right?)

317 - You staple wings to all your hats...
318 - ...except the invisible ones...
319 - ...or the ones that are made out of stainless steel.

320 - You get a concussion from smashing your head into the ceiling.

321 - You find yourself constantly looking up and to the right, trying to find out what your 'score' is.

323 - You heartlessly smash, stomp or pulvarize any and every turtle you see, even ashtrays. (This may have been mentioned already)

324 - You think midgets are impotent toads.

325 - You staple wings to turtles before smashing them.

326 - The only part of your body that is visible is your face.

327 - You get arrested for holding up trffic after becoming lodged in a New York manhole.

328 - Some of your plants have teeth.
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I do 23 and 74!

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Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #59 on:** September 22, 2001, 10:08:06 AM »

329. You break an egg, put some ghosts, mushrooms, squid and plants inside, put the egg together, and wait for Star Yoshi to hatch for 500 points. (Yoshi)

330. You get tired of waiting, so you break another egg, put it together, and wait for a baby Yoshi to hatch for 50 points.

331. Best way to use a jackhammer: Cut out an image and get 80+ points. (Mario Party Crazy Cutter)

332. Best way to use a chisel: Get some numbers and create a picture. (Mario's Picross)

333. Best way to use an airplane: Put it on a treble clef and make guitar sounds. (Mario Paint)

334. Best way to use a math book: Jump and hit it from below and collect the blue coin. You'll never have to study math again! (SM64 bookshelf enemy)

335. Best way to use a bomb: Paint it orange, and if orange monsters try to attack you, throw the bomb at them and they'll disappear! (Wario's Woods)

336. Best way to use a bazooka: There's no good use for a bazooka. (Yoshi's You-Know-What)

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Mauser · « **Reply #60 on:** September 22, 2001, 05:40:45 PM »

336b: Here's the use for the bazooka: Shoot purple crocodiles with it. Note: crocodile MUST (and this is important) be wearing a top hat and have a sack of loot. (SM-RPG)

~Just another pisanno.

red_yoshi · « **Reply #61 on:** November 21, 2001, 06:27:58 PM »

i know this topic is finished but i found a few good ones in a nintendo power meg ok here the are

1. You find out your younger brother is married and has kids

2. Mario tells you tp get a life

3. instead of the start button your controler says "someone please shoot me"

4. Bowser lets you win to get you out of his hair.

5. you find a dear John letter were your snes used to be

i forget the rest but t hey werent that good

there was also this thing of why you should play Saga not nintendo but instead of Saga i will make it Sony

1. um....
2. let me think...
3. one moment...
4.i cant think of anything!
5. oh nuts Sony Sucks play nintendo!!!!

P.S. and guys please dont get mad at me for starting an old topic again

Yoshi cool
You not cool!!! :)

frostbite · « **Reply #62 on:** November 21, 2001, 08:52:33 PM »

8. You revive YKYPMGTMW topics!

When your fingers and hands turn blue, you''ll now that I am there, watching you.

Agustín Huambachano · « **Reply #63 on:** December 01, 2001, 07:49:46 AM »

342. You rename Yugi-Oh "Luigi-Oh"!
343. You think Dr. Mario is worthless in SSBM.
344. You're a kiddy lover and dare to play Paper Lame-io.
345. Otherwise, you kill Miyamoto for making such ugly Zelda game (even the CD-i games seem to be a lot much better!).
346. You help someone named Señor Pollo make a Marioized Zelda parody named "The Legend Of Peach: Warp Whistle Of Time."
347. You think again about selling your sister, and decide to sell her by the pound to gain more money for your Gamecubized christmas.
348. You wish Mario Sunshine to be cel-shaded (to make it look like anime) instead of the crappy GC Zelda.
349. You suspect Zelda is an avid Mario fan (how can you explain the Mario pictures in her castle?).
350. You suspect Bowser has invaded Hyrule (how can you explain the Bowser brooches in Lon Lon Ranch?)
351. You rename Lon Lon Ranch "Hei-Ho Ranch" (explain ya later).

Agustín, The Sage Of Fungus.

''Nuff Said.

Paper Mario · « **Reply #64 on:** December 03, 2001, 02:53:44 PM »

352.You Demand Nintendo Makes Super Mario Collectible Cards.
If Someone Typed This I Don't Care, I didn't Bother Reading 351 replies!!

Paper Mario · « **Reply #65 on:** December 24, 2001, 03:32:35 PM »

353-U cut Your Bushes in the shapes of Mario Characters.

OriginalMTRE · « **Reply #66 on:** December 29, 2001, 12:49:05 AM »

354-You port SMB3 toall the current systems
355-You sell them andget arrested-
356-You get your ass kicked in jail for singing mario theme songs
357-When you get out you apply for ajob at nintendo

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Jöhñbôb · « **Reply #67 on:** December 29, 2001, 07:44:14 AM »

358. When you walk down a 45º slope, you duck (WL4)

359. You find Waluigi in Warioland 4

361. You play so much, you can't count.

362. You get scared when thunder strikes while racing go-karts.

363. You think if you fall off a ledge wile racing go-karts, lakitu will save you.

364. When you play a whistle you look for a tornado.

365. You play Mario 365 days a year.

366. and 366 on leap years.

367. You race apes with go-karts.

368. You think the 2 Fs on your report card stand for Fire Flower.

369. You find a Mario cameo in LEGO Island 2.

370. You create a big website with forums and radio- all about Mario.

371. When you fall off a cliff, you yell "WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" hoping you'll just lose a life.

372. You feed your cat a green mushroom so she'll have 10 lives.

373. You wonder if when your cat has zero lives left, will she continue or get a game over?

374. You find a mario refrence in Duck Hunt.

375. You look into the sun hoping you can fly.

376. You throw vegetables at short people wearing masks.

377. You realize that Shigeru Miyamoto has the same initials as Super Mario (oops!)

378. You post 20 YKYPMGTMW . . . in a forum.

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Groucho: . . . and then you''ll come to a viaduct.
Chico: Vy a duck? Vy not a chicken?
Groucho: Forget it. They''re going to tear down the viaduct and build a tunnel.

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #68 on:** December 29, 2001, 04:43:45 PM »

YKYPP(Puzzle)GTMW. . .

1. There is no such thing as too many puzzle games. Guess this one bombed.

YKYPMGTMW. . .

379. You go to a mountain, build a snowball, and knock your friends off with it. (MP3's Snowball Summit)

380. When you watch Wheel of Fortune, you are surprised that Pat and Vanna are people, you have yet to see Baby Bowser pop up when the wheel lands bankrupt, and you search for the button the contestants press to stop the wheel. (Winner's Wheel)

381. You toss a turtle shell into a roulette wheel, but there's no strobe light following the shell, and the music doesn't change. (Game Guy's Roulette)

382. You notice that 382= Bits in GBA + Stars to be had in Game & Watch Galleries 1-3 combined.

383. You try to use math to figure out just how how a Triple Jump is, rounded to the nearest centimeter, but fail. (SM64)

384. You go back to doing your math, and discover that 384= Bits in GBA x Gems to be had in Yoshi's S****i.

385. You notice that 385= (Gems in Yoshi's S****i)-1 x Coins in Mario Party after starting, landing in Mini-Game space, getting three Hats in Slot Machine, then winning as one of the three players in Tug o' War. (Check the math!)

386. You notice that 386= (Number of odd numbered Yoshi's S****i stages that aren't in the Dark World) x (Goals in SMW)

387. You have a browser that thinks S-a-f-a-r-i is a cussword.

388. You notice that 388= Games you can play in Game & Watch Gallery 1 x Stars you have in SM64 if you have only 23 left.

389. You get creative and say that 389= (Coins you start out with in Mario Party 3)² + (Coins you's have if you land on Red, then win the next Mini-Game)². (Check it yourself!)

390. You realize that you're beginning to show signs that you do too much math, but nevertheless observe that 390 is the total number of turns in 3 Lite Play games of Mario Party, 8 Standard Play games, and one Full Play game.

391. You test people's knowledge of exponents by noting that 391= The number of turns in all those Mario Party Games + e^(number of games you'd have time for after all those).

392. You don't know what 392 equals, but you find it rather curious that the number of letters in the name of the GameCube launch title is 13, which is an unlucky number --- strange. . .

393. Keeping with the GameCube theme in the last symptom, you notice that Super Smash Bros. Melee is the only Mario game that doesn't have its ESRB rating letter in the title and challenge other people to identify another game like that.

394. You look at the number 394 and find a curious relationship with SSB(N64, NOT M!)'s release year: The middle digit is the most common digit in the year, the first digit is how many times that digit occurs, and the last digit is how many digits are in the year.

395. You notice that 395= (Number of stars you can get in SM64 without leaving Course 1)x (Star you have in SM64 if you collect just enough to end the "never ending staircase" and then get nine more)

396. You play SMB3 and realize that 396= (Number of Lemmy's world) x (Number of Fortresses in Lemmy's world) x (Number of worlds after Lemmy's world) x (Number that your coin count must be divisible by to get the treasure ship in Lemmy's world).

397. You can't think of anything for 397, but you notice that The number in puzzles in Tetris Attack is the same as the number of stars in SM64 or in Game & Watch Gallery 2 -- all three are the same, weird. . .

398. You warp to the old days and notice that 398 = (Points for smashing a barrel in Donkey Kong) - (points for jumping over a barrel in DK) - (Number of stages in DK than involve trying to reach Pauline) [Check it out! Note: I didn't count the cake factory, since it's not in the NES DK.)

399. You like Mario puzzle games and say that 399 = (Points for a row of 7 in Yoshi's Cookie) + (Viruses in Level 20 in Dr. Mario) - (Number of points for matching the enemies in Yoshi)

400. SYMPTOM 400!!!!!!!! You notice that 400 = (Largest time limit in seconds you can have in Super Mario Bros.) + (Number of people at TMK besides AMF himself that think that AMF doesn't need to shut up ;))

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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #69 on:** January 21, 2002, 06:08:06 PM »

401. You buy a lizard and name it yoshi
402. When you point your finger at someone, a fireball comes out of your hand, giving the person a 3rd degree burn.
403. You put a wart remover on the right side of your screen when you play smb2, thinking that it'll help you defeat wart.

peeling fun off a tree!

cable04 · « **Reply #70 on:** January 23, 2002, 03:06:09 PM »

404. you realize you just read 403 symptoms of playing too many mario games
405. you seriously think mario is on mt. rushmor
406. you take no guilt in jumping on people or stealing their coins
407. you think everybody else took everything
408. you think of something else
409. in art class everything you draw is mario related
410. you make up your own mario story lines
411. you think doctor mario looks more evil than mario
412. you think you can defeat your enemies by jumping over them and grabing an ax
413. you walk in a room and say "it's-a me, mario"
414. you want to grow a mario mustache
415. you get emotionaly involved with the game you are playing
416. you lean in the direction you are going in (especially mariokart 64)
417. you feel guilty if you don't play a mario game one day
418. toilet
419. you realize you're out of ideas and can only think of "toilet"
420. toilet

THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT: surfs up, space ponies! i''m makin'' gravy without the lumps!!!>>laughs<<

frostbite · « **Reply #71 on:** January 23, 2002, 04:51:05 PM »

You know, axes ARE pretty deadly..

LieutenantEagle · « **Reply #72 on:** January 23, 2002, 10:18:32 PM »

421. You toss your over-grown pet turtle into three bombs...

422. ...You then revive it somehow and it starts using a little stick with a star on it to attack you...

423. ...You throw it out the window and have no more pets...

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Welcome to Wariokart!!!! Hey, give me that Blue Shell back, you thief!

cable04 · « **Reply #73 on:** January 25, 2002, 02:46:43 PM »

424.whenever you jump you say "hah"
425.if you jump after that you say "hup"
426.if you jump a third time, you fly
427.whenever you fall you move your arms in little circles

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when you cross the line between sanity and madness..i''ll be the one surfing on it

Paper Mario · « **Reply #74 on:** January 25, 2002, 08:28:13 PM »

428:U know every right note to every mario song

Dear God! Im flat!

SSJoel3k · « **Reply #75 on:** January 25, 2002, 11:13:25 PM »

cable04 · « **Reply #76 on:** January 29, 2002, 02:55:55 PM »

429. four plumbers...two princesses...nine toads??
430. four thirty...time for sleep
431. your parents wanted to buy you a ps2..but you only wanted a gamecube

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when you cross the line between sanity and madness..i''ll be the one surfing on it

DarthTedd64 · « **Reply #77 on:** January 29, 2002, 04:01:33 PM »

432. You relate everything to Mario. For instance, if someone asks "Do you have a computer?" you say "Yeah, I play Mario on it." Or "What's your favorite food?" "Mushrooms, just like Mario."

I am an Alien from Outer Space...and I do not appreciate Earthlings disbelieving in me!

Fungus Sage · « **Reply #78 on:** February 11, 2002, 11:22:34 AM »

433. You take back all what you said about Zelda, realizing that it would be a disgrace for girl power if she learned to fight as a male (as well as a disturbance to $exual values). In other words, you conlude Zelda used an armor disguise and makeup.
434. You consider Peach as a true royal girl power.
335. You decide to continue the "Warp Whistle of Time" fanfic

Agustín "The Sage Of Fungus" Huambachano

Edited by - fungus sage on 2/11/2002 9:38:43 AM

DarthTedd64 · « **Reply #79 on:** February 22, 2002, 05:08:07 PM »

436. You wonder why no one posts here anymore.

Microsoft X-Box unanimously voted "Worst Game Console There Ever Was And Ever Will Be"