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« Reply #600 on: May 28, 2011, 02:42:18 PM »
<%Skeleton> So here I am at Lavender Town, the city that makes creepypasta readers cry and commit suicide!
<%Skeleton> Ooooooooooooo!
* +WarpRattler quit
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #601 on: May 31, 2011, 12:04:41 AM »
Maybe I should grow a beard or something...

« Reply #602 on: May 31, 2011, 12:13:05 AM »
Now it looks more as though the beard grew you.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #603 on: June 09, 2011, 03:09:47 PM »
Yeah, I was fairly involved in this one, but I still like how it ended:

<Androu1> Miyamoto said they were working on Pikmin 3
<Kuromatsu> Banjo Threeie is going to come out guys I can feel it
<GunvenomMalice> they're not saying anything
<GunvenomMalice> just to bug you androu
<CommodoreJim> then one day they're release it once you have given up video games forever
<CommodoreJim> And you'll cry
<ShadowBrain> I picture him dying in a bed ala 2001, and there appears Pikmin 3 at the foot of the bed.
<WarpRattler> And then a space fetus.
<ShadowBrain> DUUUN
<ShadowBrain> DUUUUUUUN
<Androu1> Did that 2001 have lotsa swearing?
<ShadowBrain> DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
<Androu1> 2001 thing*
<WarpRattler> DUN DUN
<ShadowBrain> (^ No, it did not)
<WarpRattler> *bom bom bom bom bom bom booom booom*
<ShadowBrain> DK as the monkey throwing a bone makes more sense than it should.
<Androu1> Then it's not possible to picture me in such a situation

Also, this:

<CommodoreJim> Hey this chick is dual-wielding revolvers
<CommodoreJim> Oh look this girl has one of those Jill mine controle redthings on her chest
<Androu1> Even my <censored>  can dual-wield revolvers so I don't see why this important
« Last Edit: September 27, 2012, 10:34:21 AM by Sapphira »
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

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« Reply #604 on: June 18, 2011, 11:15:18 PM »
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
1-800-COLLECT: SAVE A BUCK OR TWO!!

Luigison

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« Reply #605 on: June 19, 2011, 07:11:03 AM »

That was a fun read.  Here's another one from that thread:

God created us in his image...
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #606 on: June 19, 2011, 08:59:04 AM »
<Skeleton> [20:40] <%Ventricle> I still maintain Epic Yarn is perfect for a date <-- said the man with the perfect romance record
<Ventricle> dude
<Ventricle> it got me laid
<Androu1> As if that mattered.
<Ventricle> I'm not lying about this
<Skeleton> (note that I have a perfectly negative one)
<ShadowBrain> I would like to play Epic Yarn, but I would not like to pay in the double digits for it.
<Skeleton> You should make a commercial for it
<WarpRattler> As an example of why genre pedigree doesn't matter, Psikyo was famous for two types of games: excellent shmups, and crappy porn and/or mahjong games.
<Androu1> For example, Grin developed both the Bionic Commando reboot and Rearmed, for example. (And most hate the reboot, but I personally think it's great fun)
<Skeleton> "I played Kirby's Epic Yarn and then sex happened to me"
<Skeleton> "Thanks Kirby's Epic Yarn"
<Androu1> "I played Epic Yarn with a girl and... and... I don't remember anything because it was so boring that I felt asleep and couldn't wake up for WEEKS!"
<Androu1> fell* or whatever

I swear every time I copied the text for this one, another great line showed up.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #607 on: June 19, 2011, 08:08:12 PM »
The thought of The Chef having sex has rendered me impotent, probably for life.

Classic!

Black Mage

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« Reply #608 on: June 19, 2011, 10:20:31 PM »
I think he's lying about this.

I submit that if it had indeed happened, we would have heard about it within minutes.

« Reply #609 on: June 20, 2011, 03:08:23 PM »
Who's to say that those in the chat at the time weren't hearing about it within minutes?
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

The Chef

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« Reply #610 on: June 20, 2011, 03:49:02 PM »
Looks like my plan to prevent LD from unleashing his spawn on the world worked.

« Reply #611 on: July 02, 2011, 06:53:08 PM »
Looks like my plan to prevent LD from unleashing his spawn on the world worked.

« Reply #612 on: July 03, 2011, 02:08:47 AM »
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard a girl say that...

The Chef

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« Reply #613 on: July 03, 2011, 03:39:43 PM »
.....OK....not sure why that warranted repeating it so soon.

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #614 on: July 03, 2011, 03:58:24 PM »
It was really bobbysq1337's plan.  You were just a pawn in his game.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

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