HaHa! look at this crap!
"NINTENDO REVEALS SHOTS OF MARIO 128!
Haha! April fools. July fools? Never mind.
What is to follow is a series of much, much less interesting stories. I hope you enjoy them as much as you would enjoy poking a wooden spatula in your eye. Man I hate you...
SONIC TEAM CLOSES DOWN. SOMEWHERE, A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN CRIES..
As of July 2nd, Sonic officially crossed itself of the register as a seperate game subsidary from Sega corp.. Instead, it will now work internally at Sega towers. Will this mean we'll finally get a half-decent 3D Sonic game? Probably not.
DAVID GOSEN LEAVES NOE BECUASE OF SERIOUS BOWEL DISORDER. WE MADE THAT LAST PART UP.
After 5 years of playing the role of managing director, sales and Marketing at Nintendo of Europe, David Gosen has left for pastures anew. The pastures in point are one Digital Bridges, who do some crap related to wireless entertainment. David's repetoire included the launch of Gamecube, GBA SP and GBA in europe. We here at n-cubed wish him the best of luck at his new job. I made that last part up.
GEIST RELEASE SLIPS TO 2005.
We only hope they use the extra time to improve the graphics, which at the moment resemble dog-turd mixed with cement.
ANIMAL CROSSING HITS EUROPE. THE ORIGINAL ZELDA MIGHT COME OVER HERE SOMEDAY TOO...
Until that blissfull day arrives, go check out the new Animal crossing site.
http://www.nintendo-europe.com/microsite/animalcrossing/enGB/Funnily enough, Animal Crossing is the only game I've ever ordered from a foriegn country, so convinced was I that it's never arrive to my homeland, the U.K. I think Nintendo hates me..."
Anyway,not that,but when i read the comments:
"what?! this site rules. anyway, mario 128 has been cancelled. The next mario game will be Mario Revolution on the Nintendo Revolution."
see that? m128 cancelled?
and anyway,what is this "Marionette" i read it on smbhq.
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