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Video Games => Video Game Chat => Topic started by: Glorb on August 12, 2009, 02:09:36 PM
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It's like The Sims but with more misery (i.e., just like real life except that it's multiple choice). I lived a pretty cool life as the pimpest toddler around until I was kidnapped by a child molester and killed. So yeah. (http://www.playalterego.com/)
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This...is actually a lot of fun. :/
EDIT: Sad to say this is all I've been doing this afternoon. I really need to get out more...
EDIT2: Sorry to hear you got raped and killed by a child molester Glorb. I died an old successful businessman.
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Alter Egos (http://peppyalterego.ytmnd.com/)
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First I attempted to enact the childhood of the world's worst human being by crying nonstop and attempting suicide at even given oppurtunity, but my guilt for his nonexistant parents became unbearable.
Next I skipped through every life stage and died in my sleep without ever having acknowledged the full meaning of joy. :'D
By the way, Glorb, I'm sad to hear that as well. Central Park can be a very dangerous place at night.
EDIT: For my third endeavor, baby Adolf has already claimed his first victim: "The more you try to extinguish the flames, the worse the fire gets. Smoke fills the room and you can no longer find the door, which you locked before. You pass out. Your body is covered with burns, your lungs filled with smoke. The lack of oxygen has caused permanent brain damage. You slip into a coma but eventually recover. Your carelessness has also caused the death of the firefighter who rescued you."
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This game isn't accurate to real life at all. In the game every attractive girl you meet wants to sleep with you within an hour of meeting you. Even if you're in a relationship.
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That doesn't happen to you IRL? Weird.
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I love how playing as a girl substitutes actually dangerous situations for more "girly" ones. For instance, the match-lighting incident is replaced by a self-performed haircut.
I just had my first period. :3
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And in the game.
-LD
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NO U
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Good comeback. Did ya learn that one on 4chan?
-LD
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GIRL FIGHT
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YOU'RE NEXT, *****
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi152.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs195%2Fdavsf%2Fslapfight.gif&hash=c27e2cf640278c54b78973f6d7a15744)
BY THE WAY, ETHAN IS MINE
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I played this a couple years ago and wanted to go back and do it again, but I couldn't remember what it was called. Didn't used to have the annoying animated ads, though.
EDIT: I shouldn't have named my son after my husband. Now I can't tell them apart when I have a family experience.
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What is it with all these guys playing girls?
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That doesn't happen to you IRL? Weird.
^Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.
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I shouldn't have named my son after my husband. Now I can't tell them apart when I have a family experience.
Call them by their last names.
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After finally getting to play a nearly full game, I died as an old man playing softball. I was the catcher, caught, the ball, then apparently had a stoke or heart attack. Such sadness, as I am pretty sure I was in the last set of events for the game.
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I also got kidnapped and murdered by a pedophile.
...I don't like this game.
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I got kidnapped by a pedophile the first time I played, but ever since then I'm pretty sure I've always made it to the sunset.
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Is strangers' candy really that tasty to you guys?
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Apparently some guy lured me into his car, then tortured and murdered me. :/
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Holy hell, what is this dude's body count???
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I managed to avoid him entirely.