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What would you do if you woke up and found an Xbox on your bed as if it was about to kill you?
I would grab it toss it at the wall then grab my golf club(yes I keep a little toy golf club in my room) and beat it insanely until it was wires and micro-chips.
Now what would you do if it happened to you?
News Flash: I''m desperate for a News Flash!
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Probably find one game for it I liked (Which I might have a really, really hard time doing), and play it until I get bored, then shove it in a closet, only displaying it when my shallow anti-NGC swim team comes over.
Come to think of it, now that the NGC is only $100 US, I might buy it...
Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
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I would grab my GameCube then smash the X-Box then hang it on my celing as a punging bag.
X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
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I would probably make a new screen name, create a signature that is similar to my own, and then begin to spam the forums about how much I hate the X-Box.
But, that's only if I found one in my bed.
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I would wait til halloween, and instead of egging a house that the someone who is inside that didn't give me candy and throw it through their window.
lookie lookie everyone~!~ I''m a cat _-Quack-_
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This is obvious. I'd sell it for money.
If all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?
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Good one Markio! ;)
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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I'd use a copy machine on it a few times...then sell them...make a few hundred dollars...then buy a GC and some games...
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
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I'd sell it. Heck, it's free.
Waste not, want not.
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I might buy Halo or Ninja Gaiden for it.
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Ok, now what would you do if an evil Xbox that was holding an axe was following you while you're walking outside.
I would of hidden some where then grab the stupid thing rip it piece by piece and stuff it in the recycling bin then it would be melted down into tin cans.
What would you do?
Keep in mind I'll change the Evil Xbox ideas every once in a while.
Obey the sock puppet!!! @_@
Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/4/2003 9:38:48 PM
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I would go up to it, ask it how it got arms to hold the ax, and it's arms would disappear like in cartoons. Then I would sell it for money.
If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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I got over 300 posts! I've been here 3 months! ^v^
Obey the sock puppet!!! @_@
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Now that "everybody" posted here's a new plot:
What would you do if you were in the store and you go up to the Electronics section and an Xbox was at the counter shooting at you and others with a machine gun.
I would run and try to dodge its pourly aimed shots, go behind it, grab it's gun, and shoot it 'til it was scraps. Then I would charge for people to buy it's parts.
What would you do?
MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse!
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Run to the camera section, grab a video camera, set it up, then, on film, I'd sneak up behind the x-box, grab the gun from it, and destroy the gun. Then I'd sell the x-box for money.
If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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I would grab an ice pick and hit that X-Box.... HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT like there is no end!! I'd put the pieces in the blender, WHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! THEN I TAKE OUT THE X-BOX PUREE AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND STAMP!!! AND ................... [embarassed look] errr... sorry, I just got into the moment there....
(Grrr!! I really hate the X-Box!!)
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Wake up - that can't happen in the real world. Then I'd probably drink about a 12 pack of caffeinated soda so that it NEVER happens again. Yes, that's it.
Stupid Quotes: (5th edition)
"I`d like to buy a vowel. An N?"
~Contestant on "Wheel of Fortune"
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You're talking to me aren't you? IT IS FICTION! Don't you have imagination!?!
And Hope(N Forever), that post was funny!
MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse!
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No, I don't - and that was meant to be a joke, man. I mean, I have a different imaginaton - one that does not allow me to see that scenario.
Stupid Quotes: (5th edition)
"I`d like to buy a vowel. An N?"
~Contestant on "Wheel of Fortune"
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I over-analyze things in my imagination. Like I'll think, 'I wonder what would happen if...' and then I would imagine a scene of it as if it had happened and see the chain reaction of events that would go on if that had happened... then I snap back into reality and realize that it had all never happened.
If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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Sorry, Steve. I thought you were insulting my imagination.
And Markio, I bet that has gotten you into trouble once or twice ,huh? ;)
MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse!
Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/9/2003 6:10:03 PM
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Um, I would run up behind and would throw it on the ground. I would take the gun and shoot itr until I was out of ammo then just smash it. I would then try to sell it for parts. The end...
Stupid inventions- Ejector seat for helicopters.
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Sounds a little familiar...
Me: *Sniff* Ah! The smell of victory!
Some guy: No, thats the fact that you haven''t flushed the toilet in 5 months!
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w00t w00t w00t
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YAAAAAAY!!! Go GC! Go GC!
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The Muffins, they''''re watching!
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Okay next story:
You're walking through the dump for the heck of it, then you hear metal banging. Then all of a sudden an Xbox is running at you with a rusty bumper from an old car!
I would grab the nearest long metal object, and start fighting it Star Wars style then as soon as I see an opening I'll beat it with the tip of the pipe. Then I would grab it punch it in the gaping hole that is on the front then put it in the thing that mushes cars. Then I would grab it and hang it on a frame in my room and on the frame it says "Killed: Oct. 11 2003" MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now, what would you do?
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Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/11/2003 9:28:25 PM
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I'd stand there, him running at me, and step out of the way at the last second, and steal the bumper. Then I would take the X-box and sell it for money.
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Continuation to Markio's part:
Then as the guy that he sold the Xbox was puting the Evil Xbox up... It jumped out of his hands, grabed the cash register and chunked it at the guy and killed him. But a nickel flew out of the register and sliced the Xbox in half. THE END!
And Markio you like making profit of them don't you. ;)
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Hey, where's Hope(N Forever)?
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If an X-Box was ready to kill me, I would take an ax and cut it in half, then I would grab a chainsaw and SLICE IT!!! Then I'd grab an AK-47 assult rifle and shoot the heck out of it!! Then I would put the remaining pieces in an envelope, put a stamp on it then mail it to Microsoft.
Bumper Stickers I''ve Read: Your Kid May Be an Honor Student But You''re Still an Idiot
Edited by - nintendofreak on 10/12/2003 2:16:55 PM
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LOL!
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Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^