Fake SM64 cheats

[mariluigi3]

Get 1,000,000 coins:

to get 1 million coins on SM64 turn on the N64, get 1 million quarters, and shove it into the ventalation
turn of the N64, jiggle it, stand pack and the money will shoot out of the ventalation ,then put it back in again. repeat this 1 million times while pressing AB and Z,
then turn it back on and Mario will have 1 milion coins!

[ILovePeach]

Play as Peach:

Beat the whole game, get the microphone from Hey You Pikachu, plug it in your controller, and chant Peach 100 times. Then you finally play as Peach.

[stupidmonkey]

Play as Samus
Get a pint full of a beagles urine or saliva and poor it in your N64.Take your SM64 copy to Michael Jackson's neverland ranch.Plug it in backwards.Now when you start the game it says Super Samus 64.It is now an fps like game where you shoot toads and goombas.

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[ILovePeach]

Play as Trish Stratus:

Get a new copy of SM64, and new copy of WWF No Mercy. Glue them together, and Trish will be in SM64, and Mario will be in the WWF/WWE!!

[mariluigi3]

Cnange SM64 into Super Paper Mario 64.

Drill a hole shaped like a USB port in you N64, and fuse the your printer's USB thing into the hole. then print out mario and cut him out of the paper, then break open your SM64 game and crumble up the piece of paper and shove it in the game. dunk it into your bathtub to make the paper damp then dry it off with a blowdryer or a really hot fart. repair the game with the crumbled piece of paper in it and put in to the n64 while using your left foot with the large toe to hold C down, and the right foot with the pinky toe to hold C up. then once you make mario's face stretched out (with your toes), press start with your nose and you can play Super Paper Mario 64!

Edited by - mariluigi3 on 1/29/2005 6:49:11 PM

[Tingrio]

Play as Ben Stein

Beat the game as Donkey Kong and Tingle. Then watch Win Ben Stein's Money on the Game Show Network until seven o'clock. Then play Mr. Driller: Drill Sprits for the DS until you earn all the charcters and power-ups for each mode. Now play Super Mario 64 DS and get 5,000 coins in all but one of Luigi's mini-games. Now play Super Mario 64 and go into the picture of King Boo again. You'll be at Bowser's Fortress again, but this time you must free Jimmy who is Ben Stein's co-host of Win Ben Stein's Money. Use the new Tingrio Tuner on the DS to help you find Jimmy. Once you found him and found the key to his jail cell, Bowser will laugh very loudly. Bowser will say that he took Ben Stein's money. Go up to the top of Bowser's Fortress and you'll find Bowser with King Boo. Now pause the game and go get key lime pie from your nearest bakery. Now throw the pie onto the Nintendo64 and Mario will throw the key lime pie at Bowser. Bowser is defeated, but King Boo remains. Jimmy will appear with Luigi and team up to destroy King Boo. Mario, Luigi, and Jimmy will go down the warp pipe that appeared. The game credits will appear, but there will be a new title screen. Instead of Mario saying "It's-a me Mario", Ben Stein will thank you for helping him save his friend and finding his money. Ben Stein's face will appear on the title screen. Playing with his face will make him say funny things. You can play as Ben Stein now. If you beat the game as him, you will have the chance to win Ben Stein's money.  

[Sqrt2]

Unlock Pikachu

Enter Bob-omb Battlefield and complete the whole level in under 50 mins and then turn off your N64. Then insert pokemon stadium into your N64 and connect a transfer pak with a copy of pokemon R/B/Y and win the Pime Cup Master ball with Pikachu as one of you team of 3. After doing that then re-insert SM64 with the transfer pack still connected and select Star 5 (Mario wings to the sky) in Bob-omb Battlefield. Go under the first bridge and you will find a round ball. Carry it up to where the Bob-omb king was and you'll see pikachu. Put down the ball and start pummeling him until he's exhausted. Then lob the ball at him and a message will appear saying that you've caught pikachu.
Press the c-left button twice in quick sucession to send pikachu in to battle against all enemies onscreen (does not work against Bowser).

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Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/31/2005 5:57:40 AM

[Ultima Shadow]

Get Yoshi as a playable character!!!

Here are the hints to get everyone's favourite dino!

First off, make sure you have clean underwear. If you don't, you just went to the toilet in your pants!!! HAHAHA-- ahem. Anyway, have clean underwear. Sit in front of your Nintendo 64 for 17hrs and 36mins. Then, put in Smash Bros, and yell something at some of the different characters. NOTE: When you yell something at Mario characters, it must be something good. If it's a Poke'mon, it must have at least 56 swear words in it. Anyway, after doing that, put in Super Mario 64. Now, you must go to the toilet in your pants. Mario isn't laughing, but he really is inside him. Pull his cap over his eyes at the first screen, then rent a house that costs $6,585,685.26. It costs $15,323.57 to rent for the amount of time you need it. If it has 3.2 storeys, the cheat will work. Now, drop your Nintendo 64 out of the window at the exact same time George W. Bush takes a bite of pie. Suddenly, it will hit the ground. "Nooooo!!" you should yell. Run down there, and jump up and down 45 times, and shout a line of gibberish. You should be taken away to a Mental Insitution. Break out, buy a tiger, call it Spot, and put it in your house. Teach it to play Pattycake, and beat it 4 times in a row. The guys from the Mental Institution will come, and take you back. Now, wait 7 years, and get out again. They'll think you're sane again, so that's fine. Then, go into a store, and ask for a Nintendo DS and a Nintendo 64, plus a copy of Super Mario 64 DS. Then, you get a huge flamethrower, and destroy the N64, leaving only the shell. Stick your Nintendo DS inside, and get batteries. Put in your copy of SM64DS, and start playing.

However, the tiger wrecked the house you rented, and it will cost you $6,585,685.26 and $15,323.57 rent. You also need to buy a new pair of underpants, and your tiger died, so you wasted another $100,000. You also need to pay for SM64DS, a Nintendo 64 and a Nintendo 64, bringing the cost up even further. But who cares, 'cos you've got Yoshi!!!

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

[Tingrio]

Play as Jackie Chan

Beat the game as all secret charcters then take the Super Mario64 game out of the Nintendo64 and shove Super Mario All-Stars for the Super Nintendo into the Nintendo64. Then go to school or college for 90.3657 minutes with the Super Mario64 cartrage on your head. Then watch all of Jackie Chan's movies until midnight. Then turn on the Nintendo64 with Super Mario All-Stars in the system. Beat Super Mario Brothers: The Lost Levels in 7 minutes without losing a life. You'll see Jackie Chan fight Bowser on the title screen. Swap Mario All-Stars with Super Mario64. Bowser will lose if done corectly. Now you can play as Jackie Chan.

[Metal Bowser]

play as Wario,Luigi and waluigi.

beat the game with everything then save go to the bathroom eat food break the n64 buy a new one put the sm64 in erase the file beat it again then press all the buttons 100 times then when mario pops up next to him will be luigi wario and waluigi then u can play as them by pressing a 100 times=Luigi B 100 times=Wario  all c buttons 100 times= waluigi!!!!

[Metal Bowser]

Play as yoshi:
Do all of the codes at the same time then beat it 1 more time break again eat some more play ps/pokemonstadium beat prime cup with at least likatoung in all of your teams then beat gym leader castle with likatoung put in sm64 with ps smash it in buy a new one beat the whole game then do the whole code again 1 more time and then push q and w(check in my next post on how to get q and w buttons)then yoshi will come in and eat Mario.

[Metal Bowser]

Get buttons q and w:
do all the codes exept for the one before this one exactly the same 500 times then start playing in the options place there will be a new option it will be buttons q and w put that on then there will be 2 new buttons on ur controller.(now try one before this)

[Ultima Shadow]

How to play SMB2 on your N64:

1. Buy a GBA/GBASP/DS.
2. Buy Super Mario Advance.
3. Open the box.
4. Take out the cartridge.
5. Put the cartridge in your GBA/GBASP/DS.
6. Flick the Power Switch.
7. Choose Single Player at the menu.
8. Choose Super Mario 2.
9. Choose a File.
10. Sit on your N64.

Congrats! You're playing SMB2 on your Nintendo 64!

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

[Tingrio]

Play as Rawk Hawk

You must have won Ben Stein's money at least 5 times before you do this cheat. Beat every single Mario game excluding Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Now invite Ben Stein and Jimmy Kimmel to your house for a sleepover. Before they come, go to Sears and get a shirt with Rawk Hawk on it. Then go to Moscow, Russia for party decorations. Time will freeze after you get the shirt so you have plenty of time to go to Moscow and back. Now get Punch-Out for the NES. Go back to your home and get the sleepover ready. When Ben Stein and Jimmy Kimmel get to your house, challenge Ben Stein to a game of Punch-Out. Now shove Punch-Out into your Nintendo 64 with Super Mario 64. Mario will come out of the televsion set and make you sleep. When you wake up, the title for Punch-Out will come up. Beat Ben Stein 20 times and Rawk Hawk will come out of the screen and chase Ben Stein out of your house. Jimmy Kimmel will stuff his face in your refrigerator and then leave. Now you can play as Rawk Hawk in Super Mario 64.  

[ShadowOrthrus0315]

Play as Mega Man:
Go buy a copy of mega man X8 and break it into little pieces so it is in your N64. Now shove a GameShark Pro on top of that, followed by Super mario 64 on top of that, followed by a melted lollipop on top of that. Now pee on your N64. If you can get it to work again, you will play as Mega Man but after 5 mins. of gameplay the system will self destruct and Shigaru Miyamoto will come and bomb your house. Have fun!

Play as wart: Do the above code but after urinating on your 64, take a bat and bash yourself on the head until you faint. You have a 1 in 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chance that you will have a dream about playing as Wart.

Play as Saria: do my Bowser cheat which is on one of these pages and then listen to a Jimi Hendrix cd. After that, take a dump on your controller and press ABBBABABABABABABZZZZZZZZZABABRRAARZRARRZARLRLRLRALRZLRZBBBBABZBBALRLRLRLRALZRRZVAc-upc-leftXXXXXXHDJDF:GISRH:FBSFKJGFKGSLKDGHSGDYGDLKGSHCbsCJhGDSJDGjAYSGDJLKGSJydg simaltaneously and then turn on your system. after turning the system on, switch controllers and eat the crap you made on the other and then select the file with the least amount of stars. Now press A 30 times, B 30 times, and rotate the joystick 3,547 times without pausing or stopping and press start. note: you must be out side of the castle. At start, there will be an option named "you've wasted your **** time" and select it. It will unpause and you will play as Saria! as soon as you enter the castle or a level you will change back into Mario, the game will automatically save, you will never be able to perform this cheat again and your game will permanently be messed up.

Turn game off: This cheat is tricky: make the power switch go downward into the off position.

More soon. ^^

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