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Fifth

  • Quadruped
« on: July 14, 2007, 01:08:16 AM »


You may have seen the ads saying such.

If not:
Go Moon!

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2007, 01:09:41 AM »
Wow, so people find Mario sexy when he wonders how he breathes underwater? People have some freaking weird tastes nowadays.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2007, 01:21:35 AM »
1. Check that mouth and/or nose is clear.
2. Contract diaphragm.
3. Release diaphragm.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2007, 01:34:44 AM »
1. Firefox
2. Adblock Plus and Adblock Filter.G Updater
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
'Cause I can't even see that GIF, Fifth. Not even when I copy its URL to the address bar. Nice underwater block and coral sprite effects.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

N64 Chick

  • one ticked chick
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2007, 02:27:34 AM »
Mario inhaled a pair of Magical Air Fairies a really long time ago. They found his lungs comfortable and decided to live in them forever. Mario demands that they keep his lungs filled with air at all times, rather than charge them rent. It's quite a common occurence in the Mushroom Kingdom, actually. The reason he has an air limit in some games is because his Air Fairies are out of town on vacation in those games.

Sadly, when Mario gets old, he'll die from a combination of memory loss and suffocation. The Fairies will go on a vacation and he'll forget to breathe while they're gone.

Woot. Randomness.
Fangirling over Luigi since 1999.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2007, 03:16:26 AM »

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2007, 09:00:54 AM »
I love the picture, fifth.  Very clever.

Quote from: N64 Chick on July 14, 2007, 02:27:34 AM
Mario inhaled a pair of Magical Air Fairies a really long time ago. They found his lungs comfortable and decided to live in them forever. Mario demands that they keep his lungs filled with air at all times, rather than charge them rent. It's quite a common occurence in the Mushroom Kingdom, actually. The reason he has an air limit in some games is because his Air Fairies are out of town on vacation in those games.

Sadly, when Mario gets old, he'll die from a combination of memory loss and suffocation. The Fairies will go on a vacation and he'll forget to breathe while they're gone.

Woot. Randomness.
Wow.  You should write a fanfic about those fairies. (once you've finished your other fanfics, or run out of ideas for them, or need to take a break from them)

Quote from: SolidShroom on July 14, 2007, 01:09:41 AM
Wow, so people find Mario sexy when he wonders how he breathes underwater? People have some freaking weird tastes nowadays.
I dunno, I think he looks kinda cute in that picture. :)
Regards, Uncle Dolan

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2007, 04:41:21 PM »
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 07:16:10 PM »
Judging by these ads, I'd say we're the biggest Mario fans there are. I just want to beat up those stupid Akon fans!
every

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2007, 12:07:40 PM »
I just remembered something about SMG: How does Mario breathe in space?
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2007, 02:29:12 PM »
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 12:22:37 PM »
I have a feeling he may have borrowed a few Blue Lums from Rayman.

Vidgmchtr

« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 06:11:30 PM »
Nice artwork.

But with my css script and a bunch of major ad servers blocked with the Terminal, most ads don't appear on my browser anymore, those Google ones included.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

visby007

« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 08:19:19 AM »
looking good! i like it :)

GiftedGirl

« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2007, 03:50:10 PM »
Quote from: MaxVance on July 15, 2007, 12:07:40 PM
I just remembered something about SMG: How does Mario breathe in space?

He doesn't. That's a Mario-esque robot. ;P
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario
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