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Forum Games / This Is A Sign
« on: August 15, 2010, 03:54:22 PM »
Post pictures of incredibly (EDIT: or simply very) obvious signs here. Do it!

(excuse the annoying PHAIL laugh track)

General Chat / Glorb's Dual #1: Wu-Tang Clan
« on: July 25, 2010, 01:38:41 PM »
Everyone has their favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan; it's been said that you can determine a person's age, name, date of birth, blood type, favorite superhero, favorite Furby, and how they'll die, simply from who their favorite Wu-Tang member is.

Personally, I have to go with RZA. I freakin' love his beats, and always will.

Only one poll option allowed, although for me ODB and Raekwon tie in a close second, with everyone else except U-God a close third. And then U-God. I pretty much included U-God for formality's sake.

(Fun fact: I just accidentally titled this "Glorb's Dare #1" and then fixed it)

General Chat / Cravin' Haven
« on: July 12, 2010, 11:42:18 PM »
So I got around to seeing the pilot for that new joint on the SciFi channel, Haven. In case you're wondering, it's another show in the long line of attempts at creating a new modern-day Twin Peaks (a challenge, considering only about eight and a half people have actually watched that show). In layman's terms, that translates to a barely-coherent plot, a murder in a small town, the FBI, and characters that desperately try to be "quirky", because lord knows it's so darn hard to come up with actual character personalities when you're a writer.

So imagine my surprise when Haven ain't actually half bad. I had to hold back vomit during scenes of cops grabbing evidence in their bare hands and stomping all over the place like the ****ing Iron Giant, but aside from that, the show is surprisingly likeable. I might just miss it when it inevitably ends up being forced into a [dukar]ty timeslot and being cancelled.

So, anyone else have any thoughts on the show?

Forum Games / Threat Making Procedures
« on: June 19, 2010, 07:13:38 PM »
1. Make a threat about E3.
2. Everyone makes a threat about each thing in E3 anyway.
3. ???
4. Profit.

Now let's make a threat sweater!

Video Game Chat / New Valve Gaming Involving All Valve Properties
« on: June 16, 2010, 07:41:23 AM »
I'm making a topic about this fictional, nonexistant game because if I talk about it as if it were real (excluding when I called it fictional and nonexistant), then there might be a higher chance it will get made.

So, what about this game looks best to you? To me, I think it's that you can pick any TF2 character to be a support character. I'm assuming that Chell has Portal-themed special moves, although hopefully they won't be gamebreaking. Alyx's moveset reminds me a lot of Jill Valentine from MvC2. This was definitely the best revelation at E3.

Video Game Chat / Want some rye?
« on: June 04, 2010, 02:29:34 PM »


Mario: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!"

...a train but they had really high health and you couldn't even shoot them yourself, you had to get Biggie Smalls to shoot them for you and he had a really weak gun that he couldn't even aim with?

Well I really hated that level.

Every week I will dare all of you to do a thing. ALL OF YOU. You must then do it, and provide photographic proof. Members that complete dares will go on the High Score Board of Coolness. Accomplishments will only count if some sort of proof is given.

THIS WEEK'S DARE: Write an elaborate self-insert erotic fanfiction about my life up to the point that I joined this forum.

Lizard Dude [5/21/10 - Put metal in your microwave and microwave it]
Lizard Dude [5/29/10 - 6/5/10 - Change your name + sig to something Viking-related]
PaperLuigi [6/7/10 - Rap about me over a beat made of household objects]

Now get goin'!

General Chat / True Art
« on: May 20, 2010, 07:02:03 PM »
Post examples of True Art here. Only True Art can be posted. Only that which is posted here is Art that is True. In other words, try and keep things incomprehensible, offensive, depressing, angsty, and/or European.

An example:

General Chat / Who else pronounces URL like Earl?
« on: May 16, 2010, 10:12:37 AM »
This isn't a poll because I just want to know this one bit of information. I don't care if you pronounce it "You are el" and I don't care which is correct, I just want to know if you pronounce it "Earl".

Video Game Chat / Counter-Strike: Team Fortress 2 Edition
« on: May 13, 2010, 04:41:14 AM »
In case you haven't heard, that old warhorse Counter-Strike Source has new shiznit in development. It's been added to the beta, the slots of which are now full (frowny face). I can see three things happening right now:

CSS fans (both of them!) will cry their eyes out at new things being added
Everyone else will give the newly-modernized version of the allegedly-modernized old game a new chance
Unlockable soda can powerups, boxing gloves, and ancient swords to follow soon after

Anyway, it looks pretty cool. I haven't played my copy of CSS in about eighteen years so I'll definitely give it a look when it goes public.

Isn't that crazy? That's a combined total of over twenty-five days.

Seriously why don't any of you people have any of you people have any of you people?

It's any of you people. It's any of you people. It's Why don't any of you. It's of you people have any. It's got Why don't any of you people. It has Why don't any of you people have any of you people. It has no people. It has a Why don't any dedicated to of you people. It could be the Why game you've all been whining for, and yet

none of you people have you people.

The second-best any of you people game of 2009. Second to Why don't.

Go buy it.

General Chat / Best idea for a TV show ever
« on: April 03, 2010, 08:35:27 AM »
So, the other day, I had a dream wherein I was the producer or scriptwriter or something for a new comedy series coming this fall. It was about a family of space aliens from a lizard planet trying to integrate into human society through an immigration program set up by the government (basically, The Coneheads). It starred Andy Samberg, but the real twist was its format: It ran on three seperate networks (ABC, Comedy Central, and another one that I forget) with different episodes on the same day. Each episode is viewable on its own, but when seen with the other two, gives you the big picture of the events of that particular "episode arc".

Confusing? Well, let me break it down.

Part one of a standard episode arc would air on ABC at, let's say, eight. It would be a semi-edgy (think My Name Is Earl, or Scrubs) domestic-ish comedy focusing on the parents and little kids of the family and the wacky situations they get into as they fit into the overall plot of the arc. Airing earlier, it would be more family-friendly than the other two versions.

Part two the the episode arc would air on, maybe, TBS at nine. It's definitely edgier, more into Family Guy territory, and would star various members of the alien family and their friends, with moe risque situations and dialogue than the first piece of the arc would allow. References would be made to the other two series as per usual.

Part three (this is the one I imagined focusing on Andy Samberg) would air on Comedy Central at ten, and be tailored to that demographic. Plenty of dirty language, jokes, and situations, but still, y'know, funny. Would probably use censor bleeps over harsher language, and would focus on the twentysomething son and daughter of the family and their shenanigans with the local human population.

All three episodes would be perfectly enjoyable on their own, but when viewed back-to-back as intended, would be even better. Various scenes and situations will be seen from different points of view, and what would seem like one-off jokes would pick up in later episodes of the arc with different punchlines. Hell, maybe they could even add in some promotional gimmick like an ARG or whatever.

Anyway, this is a seriously awesome idea. I'm already stating this is Copyright (c) 2010 me, Glorb, so no TV dude comes and snatches up my idea.

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