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--yet another out of story note--
brought to you by Mario and Sonic edible Dynamite.....
I like the idea what you did :),I would post,but let's see if somewon else has an idea to post...

"If it''''s a joke, laugh at it"
All hail the almighty oreo master

Roy Koopa:
--and now back to our story--


Bowser, the King of the Koopas, paced back and forth in his thrown room.  Daisy is bound and gagged infront of him, stuggling to get loose.  It takes two Hammer Bros., a Snifit, and a Koopa Troopa to hold her back.  General Guy is standing at attention next to her, facing Bowser.

"Let me get this straight," Bowser said, with his back turned to the General, "You kidnapped the wrong princess."

"Yes, your Lordship," the General responded, "There was confusion on the battlefield.  I take full responsibility."

"Of course you'll take full responsibility!!" Bowser fumed, turning around in a flash, "I can't believe you didn't know which one was Princess Peach!"

"Sir, in my defence, our photo records are terribly outdated," the General stated, "According to them, Princess Toadstool in a brunette."

"Well she's a blonde now!" Bowser said angrily.  Then his thought stared to wonder, "A beautiful, enchanting blonde with the most angelic face on the planet..." Suddenly he snapped to attention.  "I mean...She is the key to ruling the Mushroom Kingdom!  And you mess it up!"

Bowser stepped toward Daisy.  "Wait.  I recognize you.  You're that jerk who punced me!!" (NOTE: see 'Mario Party 3', story mode)

Daisy, still gagged, made a violent sounding growl toward the Koopa King.

"Fiesty," Bowser said with a sly grin, "But you're not quite my type."

"King Bowser," General Guy said, "what shall I do with the princess here?"

"Lock her in the dungeon for now," Bowser said, "I just got an idea of how we may be able to use her for some good--or should I say--bad!  Mwa ha ha ha ha!"

The Koopa soldiers lead Daisy out of the room to a dungeon.  General Guy stayed behind with Bowser.

"Here's  what we're gonna do..." Bowser started.


"You stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid Lion!!" the alien former-Emperor yelled at Sphynx, throwing just about anything he could at the general, "I can't believe you took the wrong girl!!"

"Your Most Excellent Tatanga," Sphynx pleaded, kneeling on his front two legs, "We shall correct this problem as soon as possible."

"YOU WILL CORRECT IT NOW!!" Tatanga ordered, "I don't care abuot this little welp--" Peach, gagged, made a very offended sound.

"Sir, if I may," Sphynx pleaded, "I have recently uncovered information about this princess."

"Well, why didn't you do that BEFORE the kidnapping?!" Tatanga bellowed.

"Sir, if you will allow me to share this information with you..."

Tatanga stood with his arms crossed.  His black and red cape hung off of his shoulders and rested on the ground.  "Fine.  Tell me," he finally said.

"She is Princess Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom," Sphynx stated, "She pulls a lot of political muscle.  She could be your ticket to starting another empire."

"That's what Daisy was for!  Plus, I could get revenge on her for humiliating me and ruining my empire with that clod plumber-hero, Mario."

"That's just it, sir!  This Princess Toadstool and that Mario are closely connected.  Why, I wouldn't be surprised if mario were on his way here now!"

Tatanga perked up his ears to this.  "Really?" he said slyly.  "Than perhaps this Princess isn't so bad afterall...take her to the brig.  I will deal with her later."

Sphynx lead Peach away.

---What exactly do these two terrible rulers have in store for our Princesses?  Will our heroes be able to stop them in time?  Stay tuned for more story developments!--

Sanctus Yago:
Man you should really go on on this. It's SO FUN!!!
(Grammar Question: Should it be funny?)
Really, man, this is good work. I actually laughed  at the part when both armies kidnap the wrong Princess (O.K. not actually LAUGHED because it's almost four a.m. and my parents are sleeping, but I would had if everybody were awake). I'm tempted to go on with the story (I also like writing) but I can't wait to see what's gonna pop out in your mind. Besides, I'm not as good as you writing.
So, please, keep it up!! Go on with the story! YOU ARE DA MAN!!!

P.S.: Hey how old are you? Just curious :) .

Have a nice end of the world.

(I just realized that that is the Evolution 'slogan' -I've no time to find a better noun)
For further information, see my new General Chat topic (I actually I'm gonna do it now, but 'something' can happen and it may not be there after all, like a cut of power, or somethin'. I just wanted you to know)

www.foxmovies.com/fightclub :

Self-improvement is masturbation
Self-destruction is the answer.

Edited by - Sanctus Yago on 7/23/2001 12:01:13 AM

Roy Koopa:
Thank you, Sanctus!  And, to quench your curiousity, I am 19 years old.

--now back to our story--

"Eighty-six bottles of non-alchoholic beverage on the wall.  Eighty-six bottles of non alchoholic beverage...Take one down, pass it around...Eighty-five bottles of non-alcholoic beverage on the wall!" Waluigi sang as he and Mario trecked toward the ocean where Tatanga's spaceship crashed.  "Eighty-five bottles of non-alcholic beverage on the wa-"

"PLEASE," Mario shouted, then in a calmer voice, he continued, "Please!  Stop singing!  And isn't it "bottles of beer on the wall?"

"I don't drink," Waluigi said smuggly.  "Now where was I?  Hmmm...oh well.  Guess I'll have to start over.  'Ninety-nine bottles--'"


"Ow!  Ya didn't have to hit me!" Waluigi said rubbing the back of his head.

"I didn't hit you," Mario stated, looking around for the real culprit.

"You're just jealous of my amazing tenor voice," Waluigi said, turning his back to Mario.


"OUCH!  Stop it!" he stated, turning back to Mario.

"I'm telling you I'm not hitting you!" Mario said, picking up a coconut that had fallen from the palm tree above them.

Suddenly, several more cocnuts fell, each with a very dead-on aim at the two passersby.

"Somethings in the trees!" Mario said looking up, but haveing to turn away as another coconut came hurling down.

In the trees, several mischievous monkeys (NOTE: like in "Yoshi's Island") were tossing the trees friuts, but the strange thing was, none of them were laughing or making any noise.  It was almost as if they were--

"Hypnotised!" Mario said, "Tatanga hypnotised them to keep us away from the ship!"

"No stupid monkeys are going to make a...well...MONKEY out of me!" Waluigi said, hurling the cocnuts right back at the primates.

But the monkeys were ready.  Each caught the repelled cocnuts and threw them back, again, at Waluigi.  Plus, several more had entered the fray, armed with Fire Melons!

"WHOA!" Waluigi yelped as a flaming seed was spit in his direction.

Mario was not to be caught un-prepared, though.  He reached into his pocket and pulled out a Fire Flower.  Instantly he powered up, and before his clothes had even changed colors, he was throwing fire balls up into the tree tops at the monkeys.  Each hit promted a reaction fro the little apes, and snapped them out of their hypnosis.  They all scampered off out of sight, searching for the nearest pool of water to put out their flaming tales.

"I coulda done that..." Waluigi stated.

"Sure." Mario said.

The two continued to the coast.


Roy Koopa:

"You do realize that once we find Daisy, she's gonna go out with me," Wario said to Luigi as they walked through a forest toward Koopa Territory.

Luigi, who had been ignoring close to every word Wario had been saying up to this point, was caught unaware by this remark.  "Huh?" he said confused.

"Before you so RUDELY interupted our plesent conversation," Wario said, his big red nose turning up, "I had asked Daisy for a date.  I'm going to show her around Warioland!"

Luigi wasn't sure what to say.  Wario wasn't exactly known for his honesty (quite the opposite in fact), but before he had wandered over, Daisy did seem to be enjoying their converstion.  Did she really accept an invitation from Wario?

"Yep, we're gonna paint the island red!  Then I'll take her for a little coin-swim in my massive money bin!" Wario bragged.

Luigi had never been to the island Wario called home, but he did know that he was rich (and apparently a fan of "Ducktails").  If Daisy was impressed by that kind of stuff, Luigi didn't have a lot to offer.  He couldn't compare his little Pipe-House to Wario's castle...

Suddenly, Wario's bragging was cut short by a voice calling from up ahead. "Hold it right there, you two!"

Luigi snapped back to attention and looked around.  Wario, who was right in the middle of describing his fortune, also looked for the source of the voice.

"We've got you surrounded, and there's no turning back!" another voice said, this one coming from behind.

"Just come out here and fight like a man!" Wario challenged.

"No problem, fatty!" a third voice called from the left.

"Yeah, we will totally kick you big butt!" a fourth voice called from the right.

The first voice spoke again: "Okay guys, show off!"

Right then, four Koopa Troopa in masks jumped out from the trees and landed all around Luigi and Wario.  They were the Koopa Bros., four ninja Koopas dressed in Black, Red, Yellow, and Green.  They had tangled with Mario before (see "Paper Mario").  the most memorable thing about them, howerver is their amazing egos.

"Ha!  Look at these two!" Black laughed, "Mario may be a threat, but his younger brother is a pushover and his older brother is a fat loser!"

Wario fumed.  "I am NOT Mario's brother!  And this is all muscle, my shelled masked 'friend.'"

"Whatever," Yellow remarked, "It won't matter once we're through with you!"

Luigi scanned the four turtles.  They didn't seem too special or anything, and Mario had said they weren't too big of a threat.

"Ready boys?" Red asked his comrads.  "Let's show them what the great Jinx has taught us!"

Luigi gulped. Jinx was a famous sensai in Mostro Town who was known for his excellent martial arts skills.  If these four had been training with him, they could be more trouble than Mario exerienced.

"HEE---YAAA!!!" the four ninja turtles yelled as they ninja kicked toward our hapless heroes...

--to be continued--

Edited by - Roy Koopa on 7/25/2001 4:56:44 PM


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