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Title: Star Girls
Post by: Tv_Themes on February 03, 2009, 03:27:14 PM

While babysitting, Gina and Jess were playing Super Mario Bros. They found that the fireball attacks were not working on the black hairlike enemies. After picking up a Star, they were able to kill the enemies by running into them. "What are these? Star Girls?" They asked.

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: Luigalaxy on February 03, 2009, 05:28:20 PM

Those are called Buzzy Beetles.

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: The Chef on February 03, 2009, 05:29:00 PM

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Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: jmdblazer on February 03, 2009, 05:37:20 PM

Umm... what?

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: FlamingBlueMario on February 03, 2009, 06:51:59 PM

...Sounds like they've never played a Super Mario game before. And yeah, Buzzy Beatles' shells are tougher than Koopa Troopas. That's why they're seen more frequently in harder levels (Worlds 1-1* to 8-4* levels in SMB).

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 03, 2009, 06:52:59 PM

I've read slash fiction that had more dignity than this.

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 03, 2009, 08:47:53 PM

Everyone replying here is missing the point. Tv_Themes's story is an interesting illustration of gender's role in assuming the star item's sex. Plus, it's wonderfully written. I love reading the four sentences over and over, savoring the tiny vignette it places in my mind.

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: Tv_Themes on February 03, 2009, 08:54:00 PM

To put it more bluntly, the girls in the micro-fiction (which has no relation to the diarrhea that comes out of Wario's anus factory) seem to think the Buzzy Beetle shell, is long hair on a female midget. Since the only thing that kills them is the Starman, the girls decide to call the enemies "Star Girls" for some reason.

The girls are babysitting a toddler me fyi.

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 03, 2009, 09:01:07 PM

You shouldn't have put it bluntly. Now that I know the truth behind your writing, I don't like it anymore.

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: Black Mage on February 03, 2009, 10:05:15 PM

"No. They're called Buzzy Beetles." A voice from behind replied, answering Gina and Jess's collective question.
"Everyone knows that. What are you, toddlers?"
Gina jumped at the voice. Who else could be in the house?
Gina grabed Jess by the arm and slowly turned around.
"....It can't be!" yelped Jess, the toddler.
"That's correct," the voice said. "I am the Star Girl."

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: TEM on February 03, 2009, 10:55:17 PM

Copyright me 2009

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: Rao on February 04, 2009, 01:07:25 AM

This is the best restaurant I ever ate in.

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 04, 2009, 10:37:57 PM

Can someone please explain this to me?

Title: Re: Star Girls
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 05, 2009, 12:51:14 AM

I don't think you are trying hard enough ShadowBrain.