Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1280670 times)

Popple · « **Reply #135 on:** March 07, 2004, 01:50:22 AM »

An eightyfive year old with a festering gaping wound on his (don't know if word is against rules, so wont say) with slugs crawling about inside it, oozing puss and chunky bits of mystery gristle... Or an X-Box.

Who shot JFK?

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #136 on:** March 07, 2004, 03:38:16 AM »

Maggie.

What word didn't Popple say?

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

TEM · « **Reply #137 on:** March 07, 2004, 09:32:32 AM »

Prostate.

How much is that doggie in the window, the one with the waggily tail?

My other signature is a Porsche.

n/a · « **Reply #138 on:** March 07, 2004, 01:16:40 PM »

Six-pence.

Who smells like cheese?

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n/a · « **Reply #139 on:** March 07, 2004, 01:18:25 PM »

Six-pence.

Who smells like cheese?

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Lizard Dude · « **Reply #140 on:** March 07, 2004, 04:34:48 PM »

Mr. Face.

If only you and dead people can read hex, how many people can read hex?

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Fifth · « **Reply #141 on:** March 07, 2004, 04:49:11 PM »

deae people.

How many trees can fall on the head of a pin before someone hears them?

Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 3/7/2004 2:49:43 PM

Popple · « **Reply #142 on:** March 07, 2004, 05:48:12 PM »

I actually did a test on that just last week, on average it was between three and four.

Why is that hand gesture so offensive?

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #143 on:** March 07, 2004, 07:14:01 PM »

Because some people think you're trying to give them "bunny ears" instead of just the peace sign.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie

TEM · « **Reply #144 on:** March 07, 2004, 07:14:21 PM »

No.

Is this the end?

My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/7/2004 5:16:01 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #145 on:** March 07, 2004, 08:13:42 PM »

Yes, it is just the beginning.

Where was Fred's hair?

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #146 on:** March 09, 2004, 04:55:19 PM »

Fred's hair was over there

Is Snapple the anti-Christ?

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Screech · « **Reply #147 on:** March 09, 2004, 05:34:38 PM »

Of course not! Bill gates is the antichrist.

What's the difference between a lawyer and one of those fish that suck on the sides of the tank?

I might be Sadib...

Popple · « **Reply #148 on:** March 09, 2004, 05:38:27 PM »

The fish are far more humorous to eat.

Who are you? <---like the one nintendo ad slogan.

Pale gray skin, buldging, pulsating eyes, coated in latex and pudding pops, salty, creamy death.

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #149 on:** March 09, 2004, 06:07:21 PM »

Who aren't I?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a beaver could eat Mario's legs?

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