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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose
« on: August 28, 2012, 06:56:56 PM »
So Microsoft Word is racist.
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Forum Games / Re: You Freak Out, You Lose
« on: August 16, 2012, 09:32:28 PM »
I wake up one morning to the most awful noise I have ever heard. A shrill, scratchy, warbling, pulsating siren whose volume is just on the edge of being painful. I run outside in my bathrobe to try to find the source of the noise, but it is directionless. It seems to be coming from all directions, everywhere. Standing there on my front lawn, I notice all my neighbors are out as well, many with hands pressed against their ears, some running around franticly like they have mosquitoes trapped in their ear wax. Every dog in the city is howling, adding a thousand dissonant harmonies to the awful noise in the air. I ask a neighbor what it is, and he doesn't know. Spotting a news helicopter overhead, I turn on the local news. The report says that the noise is not just in my town. It's being heard everywhere, all over the world, and its source is still undetermined. Everyone wears earplugs while we wait for the noise to end, but it doesn't end. Weeks pass and no one can figure out where it's coming from. Scientists are baffled. Unsure what else to do, the Pentagon raises the National Alert level up a few colors. Business and commerce falls into chaos, as no one can communicate clearly over the deafening noise. Houses and businesses are retrofitted with soundproof walls, and this helps, but the noise still gets through. Few can afford the level of soundproofing necessary to totally silence it. Special "Soundproof Cafes" begin popping up everywhere, featuring soothing nature sounds and white-noise to counter the Noise that gets through the ultra-insulated walls. People begin to develop innovative new ways of communicating. Millions learn sign language. Others constantly wear earphones connected to tiny microphones, which they can swap with whoever they need to talk to. All music concerts but the loudest rock shows become obsolete. For the average working man, there is nowhere on earth he can go where he won't hear the Noise at least as loud as a muted trumpet. Years pass, and society rearranges itself. Slowly, people adapt. They get used to the Noise. Kids develop street slang for it, like "The Banshee" and "Old Squeaky". Musicians begin writing songs to incorporate the Noise, which most agree is more or less a C sharp. Eventually, there is an entire generation that was born with the Noise, and has never known a world without it. The Noise becomes a part of life.
Fifty years later, the Noise just stops.
Everyone on Earth instantly goes insane.
Society crumbles. Crazed and senseless, mankind stops reproducing. One by one, everyone dies. The human race becomes extinct.
It is now very, very quiet.
end
Fifty years later, the Noise just stops.
Everyone on Earth instantly goes insane.
Society crumbles. Crazed and senseless, mankind stops reproducing. One by one, everyone dies. The human race becomes extinct.
It is now very, very quiet.
end
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: August 16, 2012, 02:06:46 PM »
From some woman commenting on a Bacefook photo:
"I stil cant believe that there are people in the world who dont beieve that we have landed on the moon or explored planets and galaxys. Blows my mind. I do wish though, that more people would care about our planet earth, before it ends up like Mars. Im sure that we were once there, until that planet died off, left mars and came to earth. Shows same theory in our Pyramids."
"I stil cant believe that there are people in the world who dont beieve that we have landed on the moon or explored planets and galaxys. Blows my mind. I do wish though, that more people would care about our planet earth, before it ends up like Mars. Im sure that we were once there, until that planet died off, left mars and came to earth. Shows same theory in our Pyramids."
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Homosexuality and Same-Sex Marriage
« on: August 15, 2012, 08:28:18 PM »however what i DONT like is when homosexuals maker it very visible to others
Public display of affection, perhaps? I think that goes for everybody.
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Forum Games / Re: You Get Amazed, You Lose
« on: August 07, 2012, 07:50:50 PM »
I think most everyone did.
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Forum Games / Re: Thy Dungeonman Returns
« on: August 07, 2012, 07:49:01 PM »
Invest in Waleth-Market stocks with newly obtained points.
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Forum Games / Re: The Add-One-Word Story Returns
« on: August 07, 2012, 07:47:34 PM »
Unwillingly,
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Game Help / Re: What wall!?
« on: July 27, 2012, 08:27:48 PM »
Oh yeah, that guy:
"Unforgivable! I have
HAD it! Someone
ruined my wall!
What does “M”
mean, anyway!? And
have we met before?"
I think he's referring to the wall with the posters on it, angry that someone put up posters on it unpermissively.
"Unforgivable! I have
HAD it! Someone
ruined my wall!
What does “M”
mean, anyway!? And
have we met before?"
I think he's referring to the wall with the posters on it, angry that someone put up posters on it unpermissively.
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Video Game Chat / Re: Super Playstation Bros. Brawl
« on: July 27, 2012, 03:50:56 PM »
Well we all knew that was going to happen.
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Video Game Chat / Re: Command and Conquer: Generals
« on: July 27, 2012, 11:43:23 AM »
Intriguing.
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