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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Nintendoobsessed on June 03, 2008, 05:33:01 PM
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There's nothing there...tee hee hee...there's nothing there...tee hee hee...isn't that funny?
~Daisy, after drinking too much La Voie Mushroom.
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No your not-a safe to drive, Daisy.
~Mario, speaking to the drunken Daisy.
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~Francis on 4chan
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"No, I object! Wait, what are we objecting to again? Ah, who cares? You're all a bunch of losers! Bwahahahaha! Have a rotten day!"
-Wario, speaking to Francis about objecting and stuff.
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"..."
~A warp pipe, lamenting the fact that it lacks the inherent ability to speak, like Bowser
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Fools, you must perish.
-Shadow Queen
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I'll kill you.
~Generic FPS man person
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"No, I kill you!"
-Akmed the dead terrorist
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"NO! WE WILL KILL YOU! D:<"
~Dead Zombie Goasts (From Ravenholdm)
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I thought the title said "What would any Mario character say to the above post?"
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Everyone's cheating but me!
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"NO! WE WILL KILL YOU! D:<"
~Dead Zombie Goasts (From Ravenholdm)
Hooray! HL:FLC reference!
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I am not having the knowing of the abbreviate you be saying.
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This thread is-a crazy! I love the Mushroom Kingdom!
- Mario on the topic of this forum/thread.
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"Gwahahaha! That italian accent is pathetic!"~Bowser
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"I'd destroy you, but I'm kinda weak. So I'll just drink tea with you and hope that it douses your fire."
-Waluigi
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"Well it least-a its not as bad as Waluigi's girliness-a!"
-Mario, in response to Turtlekid1.
... I'm gonna leave the Italianess to our own Italian, Super Caterina.
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Why do they have an Italian accent if they're from Brooklyn?
-Wart~
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You are so fat Wart. We should form a team and call each other the phat boys!
-Bowser commenting Wart's incredible girth.
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Spits a hard bubble from his mouth and it impacts it into Bowser's eye and laughs!
-Wart~
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*fart*
-Wario
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Why do they have an Italian accent if they're from Brooklyn?
-Wart~
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh... Why are you so-a fat and used only-a once?"
~ Mario, just barely making a comeback to Wart's previous speaking
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"Why am I not in this?"
~Strong Bad.
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"Oh yeah? Why am I so skinny and fly away every time the wind blows faster than 20 mph?"
-Waluigi trying to get some answers to all the questions he has about life.
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"Because you don't eat enough-a lasgana!"
~Mario, answering sarcasticaly.
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"Nobody loves me, no matter how much lasagna I make for them."
~ Stanley the Bugman
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"Me smash!"
-Donkey Kong after remembering that Stanley caused him some problems in the past.
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That was me, you whippersnapper! Stanley cause me problems!
-Cranky whacks Donkey Kong with his cane
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"Yeah, but Rare screwed up the storyline. How can we be totally sure that it was you who fought Stanley and Mario?"
-Luigi commenting Rare's royally horrific job (Rare is still cool of course) of screwing up DK's storyline
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Because they didn't screw up anything. They gave DK a storyline! If anything, Nintendo screwed up what Rare did by being unable to decide whether they wanted DK to be the son of the original one or the same person!
-9-Volt, expert on all things Nintendo
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"Oh really? If they didn't screw things up, explain where I enter this equation!"
- Donkey Kong Jr.
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"You don't."
~Mario, being a jerk to DKJR.
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"So we're just supposed to ignore you and pretend like Rare didn't mess up? I think not!"
-Toad
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"Rare didn't mess up. Nintendo did. The current DK is supposed to be an aged DK Jr., but Nintendo no longer acknowledges that, and would rather use Baby DK in instead, who has still yet to be identified as Cranky (classic DK) or modern DK."
-9-Volt, now annoyed that nobody listens.
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"So is Cranky my father or grandfather? Or... both?"
- Donkey Kong
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The writers said they intended him to be your father, but they weren't sure if Nintendo was OK with it in the beginning, so they initially left it ambiguously just to be safe. The Japanese site says that you're actually the son of DK II (who was once DK Jr.) and that Cranky is your grandfather, but then again, Japan also says that there's more than one K.Rool, which was obviously not Rare's intention.
-9-Volt regarding the reasons why DK's identity is the way it is as well as discrepancies between US and JP continuity.
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I want some cookies!
_Yoshi egg about to hatch_
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"No! Cookies are bad for you!"
~Dr. Mario
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"Bah, what do YOU know?"
~Wario after getting his dental cleaning
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Wario, I seriously don't want to pay for that again.
-Waluigi after a painfully expensive trip to the dentist.
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Just go to the bank for more money. I'll race you there!
- Koopa the Quick
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"I'ma so disappointed in you, Koopa!"
~Mario
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"You're one to talk, Mr. stomps-on-koopas-all-day!"
-an angry hammer bro.
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You're angry; you should go into therapy. I'll race you there!
- Il Piantissimo
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"You're an insult to Piantas everywhere."
-Pianta
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"erm, I meant Blah bleh blah bleh bluh bleh me he huh!"
-Pianta
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"What the heck are Piantas, anyway?"
~Wario
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"I'll kill your whole family if you say that again."
~ Don Pianta (quoting the guy from Werewolf with all the different hairstyles after he was accused of being a psychopath)
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Kill? You should go to jail. Race you there!
- Spooky Speedster (And thus concludes my cleverly planned insertion of all three Mario racers, unless I do Cosmic Mario too)
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"At least this guy considered including me, unlike everyone else on this board."
~Cosmic Mario
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"Yeah, but what about the rest of us?"
-Stanley, Eggplant Man, Foreman Spike, Captain Syrup, Wanda, and Mallow collectively
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nom nom nom
~Piranha plant
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".................."
-Goomba trying to speak to his piranha plant buddy
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"................"
-Space goomba.
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"HI I'M DAISY!"
- Doopliss
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"No you're not!"
-Daisy
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"Hi I'm Baby Daisy!"
-Baby Daisy
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"Hah! Now you're just Baby Aisy!"
- Doodpliss
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HA! I'm still Daisy. wait a minute. If things in the past effect the future then...uh oh.
-Aisy
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"Does that mean I have two Ds?"
- Dodoplisds
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"What in the name of Bowser is going on here!?"
~A koopa-troopa
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"Are you comparing Bowser to a God? That will never stand! *Pulls out crossbow*"
- Mario
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"Put that away, Bro! What kind of an icon are you?"
-Luigi seeing Mario's crossbow
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"Yeah, shoot star bits instead!"
~A luma
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"................"
-Link, who shoots arrows but cannot talk because he isn't a Mario character and is mute
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This should be "What would any video game character say to the above post?", that'd be better.
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"And who would say that?"
-Waluigi
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"..."
- Gordon Freeman, who chooses not to talk because he's just so awesome.
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"Such poignant prose the Free Man possesses."
- A Vortigaunt, who seems suspiciously sarcastic
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"What's with all the big words? You trying to get into college or something?"
-Sonic The Hedgehog
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"No it's not! I never went to college, and look at me! Well, maybe that's a bad example."
~Wario
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"Food is even more important!"
~Yoshi
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"Of course! I eat huge pies every day!"
~Kirby
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"I eat snakes, unfortunately."
-Naked Snake (AKA Solid Snake's dad)
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"So, you'd eat...me?"
-That one Pokemon that looks sorta like a snake, and it's all purple
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LOL! The pokemon in my video game are talking.
Toad
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"Yoshi."
-Yoshi
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"Birdo!"
- Birdo
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"Kamehamehaaaaaaa!"
~Goku
(Goku despises Birdo)
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Hey! You're not a Nintendo character!
~ Shigeru Miyamato
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"Though he has been in video games."
-Naruto
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"So was I!"
~ Pat Sajak
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"Heck, so was I!"
~Barbie
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WILL YOU KIDS STOP COMPLAING???!! I can beat this game with my eyes closed in less than two minutes!
~Cranky Kong
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"So was I!"
- Paris Hilton, arriving a little late
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"Oh really? What video game were you in?"
-Vanna White
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"Don't you read the internerrs? Look here (http://wireless.ign.com/objects/827/827374.html)!"
- Francis
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NOM NOM NOM
~Piranha plant
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"At least you guys don't melt into pools of blood when you die, and then have it recorded on Deathcam!"
~Hitler
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- Hitler
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"Hitler, you need to stop responding to yourself..."
~Snake
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"VISITOR."
~ Owl from NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams
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"IT'S A TRAP!!!"
-Admiral Ackbar
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"I'm not going to be in the new Wolfenstein? That makes me sad."
- Hitler
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"If I don't get a cameo in the new Wolfenstein, I'm going to turn all emo."
- Commander Keen
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"Join the club..."
~Riku
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"You took my line! Just for that, I'm going to destroy this GOSH-DARN planet! DIAPER BISCUITS!"
- Shadow
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"Finally, he's on our side!"
~Black Doom
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What are you-a guys doing in this-a thread!
~ Luigi while tripping on some Spaghetti
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"..."
~ Solid Snake, hidden in a box.
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"Hey, this box says 'Caution: Snake.' Maybe we should take it back with us"
~Zoo Tycoon Zookeepers.
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"Yes... nothing bad will happen... >:3"
-Shadow Queen
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"FEEL THE POWER OF MY AURA!!!"
~Lucario, speaking telepathically and doing his Final Smash. At the same time.
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"That %$@#&$@ blue dog-like creature stole my move!"
~Vegeta
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"Speak for yourself. SHINKU-HADOKEN!"
-Ryu
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~A Cat.
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That was an illegal move. I'm afraid, I'm going to have to penalise you for that! *gives penalty*
~The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
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Woka woka woka woka woka woka
~Pac-man imitating Fozzie Bear
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"..."
~Jak imitating his former self.
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"..."
- Crono, imitating Jak
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"Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
~Corpral, from MGS.
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"Well, that was a change of pace... and volume."
~Daxter
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Show me your moves!
~Captain Falcon, Super Smash Bros
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Hmm...I believe O'Chunks would probably have come up with 'Your moves are no match fer a good PROPER chunking', or something along those lines.
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Bump much?
"Why ye being stealin mah lines, count?"
~O'Chunks
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Bump much?
"Why ye being stealin mah lines, count?"
~O'Chunks
Why ye being stealin mah lines, count?
~Mimi imitating O'Chunks