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Title: Osama Porn Stash Discovered?
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 13, 2011, 12:58:23 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/13/osama-bin-laden-porn_n_861664.html

He couldn't wait for his 72 virgins I guess.

Title: Re: Osama Porn Stash Discovered?
Post by: BP on May 13, 2011, 01:46:58 PM

Maybe if he'd hidden where the porn was we wouldn't have found him

Title: Gays and Athiests: What's up with That?
Post by: CoconutMikeNIke on May 13, 2011, 02:25:24 PM

Naw, if he were hiding where the porn was, he would have been found on accident, because no matter how good your hiding spot is, someone always 'stumbles upon it'.

ALTERNATE ENDING:
Naw, if he were hiding where the porn was, he would have been found on accident, with his pants down! HEY-OH

Title: Re: Osama Porn Stash Discovered?
Post by: Luigison on May 13, 2011, 02:43:51 PM

Or al qaeda had developed technology to digitize people and the internet would have porn sites full of suicide virus bombs. 

Title: Re: Osama Porn Stash Discovered?
Post by: Weegee on May 13, 2011, 04:40:54 PM

What would terrorist porn be like anyway? Would the guy scream, "Allahu Akbar!" as he climaxed? Do you suppose there's a gay terrorist porno flick out there called The Twin Towers? I'd be sorely disappointed if they never used a "weapon of mass destruction" euphemism.

Title: Re: Osama Porn Stash Discovered?
Post by: A on May 15, 2011, 12:45:28 AM

Goats. Lots and lots of goats.