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Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: Themetaknight on April 16, 2014, 10:57:14 PM
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So, what do you think? My favorite is this.
“IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!”
-Shy Guy, Mario Super Sluggers
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When you meet Cudgel in Super Paper Mario and get to make him scream something profane in the largest of fonts.
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Probably Harhall saying something like "Isn't that so much fun you could dye?" in Superstar Saga. Or anything Wario said in Mario Kart 64, either version, if we're including voice acting.
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Superstar Saga's a good source for funny lines. Take most of what Fawful says, for instance... Not that he needs any introduction.
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I kind of like that opening to Bowser's letter in Mario Party.. 7 I think..
"Weather is here. Wish you were good.."
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Your princess is in another castle
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I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!
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Hey, you!
How about lending me
your clothes?
No dice?!
What a drag.
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[Unintelligible quasi-Italian babbling]
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"Hey! What's your beef, pal?" -Goombella
Ever since reading that, I always substitute the word "problem" with "beef". It’s just a cool bit of slang that you don't hear too often anymore.
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Nobody wants to upset the vegans.
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CARNIST BLOODMOUTH SCUM
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"Hey! The Mario Bros. NEVER give up! You never know when an idea could hit ya!" (This alone is a motivational quote I like to follow to this day)
..."YOSHI TO RESCUE!! *jumps on Mario & Luigi's heads!*
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"Get ready for a whole new way to experience pain, you junior-varsity losers!”-Lord Crump
I don't know why I find that insult so intriguing. Also, any quote from Paper Mario: TTYD is generally good.
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I know, right? "Your progress has been saved!" What a knee-slapper!
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"generally good"
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I know, I-I was just trying to be funny...
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"You must be the Great Hero
impersonator!"
I know it's from a less popular Paper Mario game (Super Paper Mario) but it still had it's moments.
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SPM wasn't bad, it just has a few tiny things that could've been different that would've made it amazing.
[pretend something Lubba said is here to make validate post's existence]
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My favorite comes from Super Mario RPG for SNES.
"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?"
This is when Mario is trying to punch everything in sight (I think in the forest) and Mallow scolds him.
To make things better, I played this game shortly after I had a student teacher whose name was Mr. Lee. He looked almost exactly like Bruce Lee, only younger (his name actually did begin with a B, but it was Brian or something like that). Having this guy fresh in my mind, the quote made me almost pass out laughing. Got a few funny looks from my dog over that!! Not sure what happened to Mr. Lee after that though--never had him as a sub or anything the next year.
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Superstar Saga had the greatest quotes of all Mario games IMHO.
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Is it available for Wii U yet?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
It that is an answer to my question, I expect to have mustard levels of fun this Summer! I think my daughter will get a kick out of Superstar Saga.
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"You know most people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses..."-Toad. Also (and i know this is not a quote) the part in Super Mario RPG when Mallow reunites with his father, Mario and the camera wait outside. A half second later, Mario pulls out an umbrella and it starts to rain. I went hysterical.
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I think my daughter will get a kick out of Superstar Saga.
I'm probably gonna cave and get it next time I feel like playing the game, too, because I just love pausing every so often to draw a sort of reaction to a screenshot for Miiverse, usually involving putting words into the silent characters' mouths
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Or chickens
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Next time someone asks you to draw NSFW material, send them that picture of Ness wth his mouth stuffed full of cock.
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I kind of like that opening to Bowser's letter in Mario Party.. 7 I think..
"Weather is here. Wish you were good.."
I wonder if that's a reference to Jimmy Buffet? "The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful..."
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Super Mario Bros. 2j has a solid quote at the end.
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Luigi
Only hero
Peach has always known.
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Nah, she's just remarking on the fact that there's no 2 Player mode.