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Miscellaneous => Fan Creations => Topic started by: Jman on April 04, 2004, 08:49:05 PM
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Yes, it is finally here! After months of consideration and hard work, my newest fanfiction work is ready for the forum!
But first, the intro:
In a time of prosperity, the Mushroom Kingdom is on cloud 9. Life has been good. But then, something happens! Something terrible, yet something that had happened many times before, well, it happened again. The strange thing is, it happened to four different worlds. In one day, 4 worlds unite. 8 heroes with help from others set out to save their loved ones, and to save the universe from complete destruction. 4 villains with help from their friends join forces against our heroes in a heck of a crazy battle. But before this thing is over, our heroes make a shocking discovery. Will our heroes stop this insanity, or will the bad guys win out and win it all?
Well, there you have it. I might post chapter 1 tonight, based on your thoughts. So post your reply, and I'll make my decision.
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
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um, no offense, but that sounds pretty dumb.
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What in the Wario is going on here?!
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Well, WarioLandMan, I think it sounds pretty interesting. And remember, that was just the intro, I'm sure it'll be better once you read the actual story.
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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I'm looking forward to it. I always like it when a bunch of characters get together.
"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
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Me too. I can never get it to work, but Jman's looks cool.
I might be Sadib...
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Yeah, I don't care what you think, but I would like to say that this story has been the one I have put the most effort into.
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
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Here it is. I did my best to correct and revise it, but I will most likely find more errors and edit this part of the story. Without further ado, The Ultimate Quest!
Chapter 1: It begins.
On a starship in deep space, a mysterious figure looms around. Shadowed by darkness, he slowly walks toward a giant television split up into many different images. A website pop-up appears on the screen. It blasts that pop-up with a shock from its body.
"It is my time to shine! Nobody will be able to stop me now! Ha ha ha!" The mysterious figure laughed.
Down on the Nintendo planet, our favorite plumber Mario was playing a game of Uno with Princess Peach, Toad, and Luigi. Luigi won the first two games of the morning. Mario laid down a draw 4 wild card. Toad muttered something under his breath at Mario as he drew four cards.
"Blue." Mario said, changing the color pattern. Luigi then reversed the order of turns by laying down a blue reverse card. Right before Mario was about to say Uno and lay his card down, Toad spoke up.
"Hey Mario," He said. "Can you go to the kitchen and get some more mushroom-flavored potato chips?"
"Sure." Mario said. So, he went and did just that. When he got back, he fanned out his deck. He had 5 cards.
"What??! Why do I have 5 cards?" Mario said. Mario looked at Toad, but Toad smirked. Then, Yoshi came into the room.
"Hey, Uno! Can I play?" He said.
"Sure." Said Mario. "In fact, how about we start over?" So, they did start over, and Mario just smirked back at Toad. Toad again said something under his breath at Mario.
Awhile later, after being beaten by Yoshi twice, Mario went to the rest room to ahem, secrete his chips. When he got back, the Uno cards were scattered. To make matters worse, Yoshi, Toad, and Peach were gone. Luigi lay on the ground.
"Luigi!" Mario exclaimed. "What happened?"
"Bowser's Koopa Troopas, they captured Peach and the others and...and...Uuugh!"†Luigi failed to finish.
"Bowser, You'll pay for this! I was going to win, too! But seriously, you are going down!"
On the planet Mobius, Sonic the Hedgehog had just finished humiliating Doctor Robotnik (Yeah, that's right. Robotnik, not Eggman.) for the mega- millionth time, He got back to his house. He received word that he was wanted at Castle Acorn. So, the blue blur sped toward the castle. The castle at the time was being ambushed by Shadowbots. Sonic got to the castle, saw this, and started sawing shadowbots in half. Princess Sally was being taken while Sonic was distracted by the Shadowbots. By the time Sonic was done, he received word that Sally had been kidnapped.
"Oh, that just does it! Robotnik! I'm coming to kick your astronomically huge butt into next week!" Sonic said.
On the Planet Popstar, Kirby and his friends, Tiff and Tuff, were fishing in the creek.
"Yep, life is good in Dreamland." Tuff said as he lay back and relaxed against a tree. But suddenly, their pleasant day was interrupted by dark skies. The ideal thunderstorm began. The wind blew so hard, it was raining horizontally.
"Do you think this is Kracko's second strike?" Tuff yelled to Tiff over the winds. Before Tiff could answer, A tornado siren sounded. "Oh man! We've gotta get home?" Tuff said. Kirby uttered some gibberish, as directed by the 4kids crew, but what he meant to say was "I don't think I want to stick around to find out!"
As they ran, a twister touched down on them.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" They screamed as the twister carried them along. Finally, Tuff and Kirby fell on top of Castle Dedede.
"That was the best ride I ever had!" Tuff said.
"Hey, where's Tiff?" He wondered. "That creep, Dedede must have taken her!
We gotta stop him!"
In a high tech headquarters set up in an ancient looking castle, King Bowser Koopa, King Dedede, and Doctor Robotnik watched the different screens of the different planets.
"This was a heck of a plan!" Dedede said.
"Of course. Why, with our defenses already set up around the entire planet, Sonic, Tails, Mario, Luigi, Kirby, and Tuff will never see their loved ones again!" Robotnik said.
"Mua ha ha ha ha ha!" All 3 villains laughed.
Well there you go. Review and tell me how you like or dislike the story.
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
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I like the fact that you used the Sonic characters from the comic books. That's my favorite Sonic series. Where's this 4th world you mentioned?
"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
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You'll find out in the 4th chapter.
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
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Well, now you know the beginning of the story. Peach, Sally and Tiff missing. But how did this happen? find out in chapter 2 of "The Ultimate Quest."
Chapter 2: The separate journeys come together.
Mario and Luigi walked along on their way to stop Bowser, the dirty koopa king who had kidnapped Princess Peach during a game of Uno. Mario walked along, thinking about Peach, and at the same time, fuming over her capture.
“Bowser has done this too many times!†Mario yelled.
“Yeah, what is this, the 1,000,001st time?†Luigi asked sarcastically.
“Shut up Luigi! I didn’t ask for you to talk!†Mario shot back.
“Jeez, don’t you know sarcasm when you hear it?†Luigi thought to himself. They continued on their way.
Sonic and Tails were on the other side of the desert that the Mario brothers trekked through. On and on and on, this desert seemed to go forever.
“Ah, why exactly are we walking? Let’s juice! Come on Tails!†Sonic said. So they did. Sonic cut through the sand with his Triple S spin. Tails followed close behind.
Kirby and Tuff were getting beat by the sun. The hot beams of sunlight seemed specifically aimed at them. On and on they went. They went a little further. Soon, Tuff’s canteen ran out. They continued to walk across the excruciatingly hot desert. Soon, they seemed ready to drop.
“So…tired…. and….thirsty.†Tuff’s voice rasped because his throat was so dry.
Tuff reached into the pocket of his overalls and found a toy truck. “I’m so thirsty I could suck on this.†He said. “Hey, wait! I bet Kirby’s hungry too! That gives me an idea!†Tuff said. “Hey Kirby!†Tuff yelled. “Suck it up!†Kirby looked at the airborne truck. And since Kirby had the knack to do whatever Tiff or Tuff told him to do, he inhaled the truck. A transformation occurred. Kirby was now a full size pickup truck. Even though he was an ugly pink, it had to do. Tuff climbed in the cab, and away they went. Tuff now had air conditioning, so he enjoyed the ride. And it was a Chevy, so he knew it would be dependable.
Meanwhile, Sonic and Tails finally made it to Green Hill Zone.
“Ah, good old Green Hill! I haven’t been here since Sonic 2!†Sonic said. They both eyed a waterfall.
“Water!†They yelled. They ran to the water, only to discover two men swimming in the water and drinking it. Tails plunged in. Sonic was hesitant at first, but then he too dove in. They swam over to the men.
“Who are you guys?†Sonic asked.
“I’m-a Mario, and-a this is-a Luigi!†The elder plumber said. They shook hands, and then Tuff came crashing through the greens of Green Hill, and flew off of a cliff into the water, nearly drowning Sonic in the process.
“Who are you?†Sonic asked the green haired lad.
“Tuff’s my name, action’s my game!†Tuff stated.
“And I’m Kirby.†Kirby said
“Kirby, you spoke!†Tuff said.
“Oh Tuff, I’ve always been able to talk! Those morons at 4kids don’t let me talk because they want to pass me off as an unintelligent baby!†Kirby said.
“So, what brings everyone to our neck of the woods?†Sonic asked the crowd.
“My Princess Peach was captured, and I have a pretty good idea that Bowser’s the one to blame!†Mario said.
“Well, Princess Sally was captured by Robotnik (that’s right, not eggman.) And I will not rest until she is safe!†Sonic said.
“My sister Tiff was swept up in a tornado, and I bet Dedede did it!†Tuff said.
“Well, it looks like we’re in the same boat now!†Mario said.
“Enough chit chat, let’s juice!†Sonic said a line he has not used in a long time.
So the newly acquainted heroes were on their way to Dark Castle, where all of the bad guys involved in this crazy scheme were residing.
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
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Juice? That's funny! *slurps box of Juicy Juice*
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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
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I like.
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Ah heck! I'll post chapter 3 tonight! Couldn't hurt.
Chapter 3: Adding more to an already dismal situation.
FYI: The heroes now include the Mario Bros., Sonic and Tails, and Tuff and Kirby.
In a deep dark dungeon in the basement of Dark Castle, Princess Peach Toadstool was just regaining consciousness. Peach noticed her surroundings. How did she get here? Then a familiar name crossed her mind: Bowser.
The dirtiest low-down lizard in the Mushroom Kingdom had done it again. Bowser had a very crafty mind when it came to these things. Perhaps that is what made him the villain he is today.
Peach sat up and felt the blood rush to all parts of her body. She moaned, and noticed she wasn’t alone. As her eyes accustomed to the darkness, she saw that her supposed inmates, Princess Sally and Tiff were still out cold. Peach sat there quietly.
Meanwhile, our heroes were walking along the coast of Kong Island.
“Keep-a walking guys. I-a have a friend who-a lives here!†Mario said. As they continued walking down the island, they ran into that surfer ape, Funky Kong.
“Well hello dudes!†He said in a typical California surfer accent.
“Hi†Mario said.
“We’re looking for an ape by the name, Donkey Kong. Do you know where he is?â€
“He lives in the far out Kongo Jungle, dude!†Funky said.
“Okay, how do we get there from here?†Mario said.
“You mean you’ve never heard of Funky’s Fights?†Funky said.
“Sue me! I never played Donkey Kong Country!†Mario said.
“Well, just hop into this barrel and you’ll be on your way!†Funky said.
“All I see is a barrel!†Tails exclaimed in one of his first lines of the story.
“Yes, you only see a barrel now, dude! But watch!†Funky said again. He pressed a button on a remote control, and wings popped out of slots on the barrel. So everyone hopped in the barrel, and they were off to Kongo Jungle.
King Bowser Koopa, who may be the dirtiest player in the game of villainy, sat down for a cup of Koopa coffee with his allies, King Dedede, King K. Rool, and Doctor Ivo Robotnik. While they drank, they discussed what to do with their prisoners. Bowser asked the question.
“Let’s torture them till their arms fall off!†Dedede said.
“Let’s roboticize them!†Doctor Robotnik said.
“Those are excellent ideas men,†Bowser said.
“Well, how are we going to dispose of the heroes?†Dedede said.
“Easy. All of our best troops are stationed in every world those guys have to travel through. Just then, a small beep was heard. It was Bowser’s cellular phone.
“Sorry guys, I’ll be right back.†Bowser walked to the corner.
“Yeah, what do you want?†He said in his usual angry tone of voice.
“Oh, good. Excellent.†Bowser said as he hung up his phone. He went back into the room.
“We have more hostages.†Bowser said.
“Sweet! Who?†King K.Rool asked.
“A couple of freaks named Lady Like and Sir Ebrum. Sounds like they got their names from Japanese people!†Bowser said.
“Good.†Said a voice from Dedede that wasn’t Dedede.
“What trickery is this, D?†Bowser said. “I don’t know, I just feel like there’s something inside me telling me these things!†Dedede said. In Dedede’s head, Dark Matter let out a laugh.
“We also have captured Mario’s friends Yoshi and Toad.†Bowser said.
“Well, it looks like we have those heroes right where we want them! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!†Said DM from Dedede’s mouth “Oh, I forgot to tell you. I’m possessed.†Dedede said. The other villains looked at Dedede. “No, you’re just insane!†Bowser said. Then everyone but Dedede laughed maniacally.
Okay, chapter 3 is the chapter where the fourth villain appears, and next chapter is where we find out who else was affected by this plot.
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
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It looks like there are 5 villians:
Bowser
Dedede
Robotnik
K.Rool
DM
Where did K.Rool come from? He just suddenly appeared.
btw, Excellent story. I can't wait to hear more.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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Nah, that DM/Dedede "I'm possessed" bit was just for comic relief. DM is not a villain in the story, he just controls Dedede, like in the games.
Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan? What? You don''t like Mario? Die!"
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Chapter 4 is due sometime next week. It's the chapter that ties all the heroes together.
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This is gettin' good!
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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
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I've got some revising to do, so chapters will be posted on a weekly basis. But I apologize if I do not follow the schedule perfectly.
Jman''s various quote of the week #1: If you say that again, I''ll beat six different kinds of animal snot out of you!
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Still no-one explained where K.Rool came from.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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I kind of threw K.Rool into the story as I went along, so the surprised heroes would find DK and Diddy. There's another supervillain, appearing in chapter 7, and another hero appearing for a brief time in another chapter.
Jman''s various quote of the week #1: If you say that again, I''ll beat six different kinds of animal snot out of you!
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Chapter 4: It happened here too?
The heroes woke up at the foot of DK’s treehouse, like you would see on Donkey Kong Country.
“I’m surprised that barrel held us.†Mario said.
“The important thing is that we are here!†Sonic said. Mario started up the ladder, when DK came crashing out the door, and landed on his feet next to the heroes. He looked very angry with a hint of nervousness.
“DK!†Mario said. DK looked directly at Mario.
“K.Rool.†He replied in an almost inaudible tone. Then he shouted it out to the heavens.
"DK? It’s-a me, Mario!†Mario said. DK continued to yell out the name K.Rool. All while throwing things. Mario finally fired a banana in DK’s mouth to shut him up. He did, and finally revealed why he was so angry.
“Kandy was captured, and I’ve got a good reason to believe it was K.Rool.†DK said.
“We know how you feel. The same thing happened to all of us.†Sonic said.
“Yeah, well lead me to K.Rool! I’m gonna beat him till his crown falls off!†DK shouted.
“Whoa! Calm-a down DK!†Mario told the big ape. DK took some deep breaths. Then he finally calmed down, and the heroes went searching for Diddy Kong, DK’s nephew.
“Hey, isn’t it weird how Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong both have the initials DK?†Tuff asked Sonic.
“Tuff?†Luigi said.
“What?†Tuff said.
“Shut-a up!†Luigi said. When they found Diddy, he was moping and kicking the walls of a cave.
“Diddy,†DK said. “What happened?†There were dead Kremlins lying on the ground, broken barrels, obvious signs of a struggle.
“Dixie and I were exploring this cave, and then we were surrounded by Kremlins! While I fought, Klump threw Dixie in a barrel and hauled her off!†Diddy said.
“Why didn’t you try to save her?†DK asked his nephew.
“I was knocked out by a flying barrel, and when I came to, all I found was a ransom note! That rube wants 1000 bananas for her release! WHY? REPTILES DON’T EVEN EAT BANANAS!!!!!!†Diddy finished with anger in his voice.
“Don’t worry Diddy,†DK said. “We’ll give him something all right. A good old fashioned beatdown!â€
So our heroes, now joined by Donkey and Diddy Kong, were back on their way searching for their loved ones who were now hostages. Sonic thought about warping with his super speed.
“Hey, I’ve got an idea!†Sonic said. “Everyone grab hands. If we get to a decent speed, we’ll warp to a different zone!†So they did. Soon, stars began appearing behind everyone, and then they were gone in the blink of an eye.
In the Super secret base of the enemies, there was activity in the basement dungeon. Princess Sally and Tiff had finally woken up. Tiff was ecstatic.
“I never dreamed I would meet two princesses in the same day! In a jail cell…†Her excitement faded as she realized she was in a dungeon.
“How did I get here?†She asked.
“I don’t know, last I remember they drugged me with sleeping pills.†Peach said.
“Who’s they?†Tiff said.
“I can’t remember, those pills had a strong influence on my mind, but I do have my suspicion!†Peach said.
“Who?†Tiff asked again. But before Peach could answer, they heard voices.
“What on Popstar happened? Where am I? Where are our children?†One voice said. The voice seemed familiar to Tiff, but she was overcome by sleep before she could figure out who.
In a different cell at the end of the room, Kandy and Dixie Kong, Donkey and Diddy’s respective friends discussed their fate.
“What do you think they are going to do to us?†Dixie asked Kandy.
“Who knows, maybe they are planning our fate right now.†Kandy said.
“Then we’re going to die?†Dixie looked scared. “I don’t know Dixie, I just don’t know.â€
Author’s note: Kandy and Dixie seem to know who did this while the others do not. Of course, they were both captured by Kremlins so they know it was K.Rool for sure. What they and the rest don’t know, as a matter of fact, not even the heroes know this: K.Rool has joined forces with King Bowser, King Dedede and Doctor Robotnik
Jman''''s various quote of the week #2: I would have to say that the Quizno''s spongemonkeys are quite possibly the worst mascots ever created. Worse even than William Hung hosting the FoxBox.
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I'm really interested in this story Jman! Keep up the good work!
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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I still like.
Heh, King K. Rool should get together with Dr. Bad-Boon from that ridiculous Super Monkey Ball 2. Now that I hear that story, I realize that the Donkey Kong game story lines are similar to that of SMB2...
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Here's the long awaited chapter 5!Chapter 5: The first battle
In a different world, there is a path being heavily guarded by Koopa Troopas, a path that begins the road to the secret enemy base. Suddenly a light flashed. Then another, and another. Then, a bright image of 8 different looking heroes appeared. Then they appeared in full color.
“Well, Time-a to get on-a our way!†Mario said. Mario walked forward and was stopped by a spear. The spear came dangerously close to his eye. Sonic however sliced the spear in half with his triple spin. That got the attention of all the koopas.
And so, the first battle had begun. Our eight heroes were up against hundreds of koopa troopas. Mario stomped a Koopa out of its shell while he used the shell to kill several more all in a row. Luigi used his uppercut to kill dozens of koopa troopas while DK took out row after row with a mighty sweep punch. Diddy cartwheeled several koopas to death. Kirby sucked up koopas and spit them at other koopas. The battle was going well for our heroes. And then they showed up. No one had ever seen them before, they were much larger than the other koopas.
“We are the Ninja Koopas!†The lead one said. “Time for you all to die!†The leader hissed.
“Oh yeah? Bring it!†Sonic said. There were eight Nin-Koopas. So no man was left out of the fight. Mario and Luigi did double uppercuts on their enemies, knocking them out.
“Well, that was easy.†Mario said. Tails and his opponent lept through the air simultaneously. Tails was grabbed by the koopa, but he whirrled the tails around, dizzying his opponent, and a roundhouse kick knocked him out. Tuff stared down his opponent. He stood still as the koopa charged him. Then he lept to the air and delivered a spinning kick to the side of the head of the koopa. “I think I’ll get him again for good measure.†Tuff said. He attempted another kick, but his leg was clasped by the nin-koopa, who then began to twist it.
“AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHH!!!†Tuff yelled in agony. DK, who had just killed his opponent, was alerted by the screaming. He rushed to the scene, only to be blindsided by another nin-koopa. Sonic then split Tuff’s enemy in half with a Triple spin. Tuff was free, but he clutched his leg in agony.
Sonic knelt down beside Tuff. “Is it bad?†Tuff asked Sonic. Tuff’s leg was all discombobulated.
“It looks bad.†Sonic told him.
“On a scale of 1 to 10?†Tuff asked.
“One†was all Sonic said. “We’ve got a fight to finish! Here, grab my hand!†Sonic grabbed Tuff’s hand, and he brought Tuff back to the others. He explained what happened, and then DK pulled a cast out of his pocket.
“I knew I’d need this someday!†He said. Good humor. Meanwhile, Kirby saw Tuff’s predicament, and the anger welled up inside him. He sucked up a dead Nin-Koopa, dead courtesy of Donkey Kong, and the fight was on. Ninja Kirby delivered several devastating blows to a nin-koopa, knocking him back to the Renaissance. He did the same to anyone else who got in his way.
DK and Diddy meanwhile had gotten involved with a massive army of Koopa troopas, but don’t worry about them, folks. DK annihilated several Koopas with one massive sweep of his arm. Diddy did well too, with his patented cartwheeling into a row of Koopas. But however, the Koopas disappeared without warning.
“That’s odd.†Diddy said. But then, an image of white showed the koopas combining into one large Koopa. “Oh man! Those Koopas just combined into this megakoopa!†Luigi said. The megakoopa had the ninjitsu skills of the Nin-Koopas, The strength to lift 10 Bowsers, and stood 30 feet high. Unfortunately, it didn’t have a brain. So it tripped over itself and started to fall. The problem was, it was going to fall right on Tuff.
“Oh no!†I gotta stop that thing from falling off of the cliff!†Sonc yelled as he sped to the scene, but even for the blue speedster, it was impossible to stop this event. The megakoopa was about to fall into Mushroom canyon and take Tuff with it! Suddenly though, Megakoopa began to rise in the air. Higher and higher until a familiar red Echidna appeared as the one pushing the giant koopa upward. Tuff rolled toward the others, and the Echidna let the koopa fall to its doom. The first battle was finally over, but little did they know what lie ahead.
Something I might say to marioguy in the circle: "If you can''t say something kind, then shut your mouth and get the heck outta my circle!"
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One of the parts of that chapter is taken from the movie Kung Pow. It was the line "On a scale from 1 to 10?" "One."
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So far this story has a mixture of emptyness and awesomeness!
Mario has fused with the N-force!
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Chapter 6 is due in a few days.
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
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Seems like I'm doing this for little or no reason at all. Well, here's chapter 6 for anyone interested.
Chapter 6: New team member.
Everyone stood in awe as the red Echidna walked toward them.
“What’s the matter Sonic? I thought you’d remember your old friend Knuckles!†Knuckles said.
“What brings you here?†Sonic asked him.
“I heard about Princess Sally, and thought you might need some help!†Knuckles said to Sonic. Then he noticed the seven other heroes.
“And though you have seven other friends, I still want to come with so I can kick Robotnik’s astronomically huge butt to next week!†Knuckles said.
“Well, I’m glad you feel that way.†Sonic said. So they continued their journey to the Castle of Darkness, or Dark Castle, whatever you prefer.
In the excruciating heat, similar excruciating torture had begun. You could have filled a glass with all the sweat from Tiff alone.
“When can we have a water break?†Tiff asked Peach.
“Like I would know? Princesses shouldn’t have to work like this!†Peach complained.
“Hey, get back to work!†The slave driver whipped Peach and Tiff.
“Ow! Oh well, back to work!†Tiff said. But then, she suddenly collasped.
“Tiff! Tiff! Oh no! She needs medical attention immediately!†Princess Peach said. Tiff was suffering from heat exhaustion.
Our heroes had flown up to Sky Land.
"Wow, it’s a heck of a view from up here!†Sonic said.
“Yeah, I wish we weren’t on a wild goose chase so we could just enjoy this.†DK said. Unfortunately for DK, the Nin-Koopas showed up for a rematch just then!
“Last time was a fluke! This time, you won’t be so lucky!†The leader hissed.
Meanwhile in New York City, New York, Foot ninja and members of the Purple Dragon gang lay battered on the ground. Four shadows disappeared into the night as the cops showed up.
“What the…? What happened here?†One officer questioned the battered Foot leader.
“That is not your information to know!†An evil voice hissed out of the darkness. Then without warning, the dark figure laid the officer out with one punch. The figure emerged from the darkness, and revealed himself to be the Shredder! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, watching from the top of a building, were awestruck.
“The Shredder?†Donatello said.
“Haven’t we killed him like 5 times?†Michaelangelo said.
“I’m going down there to kill him a sixth time!†Raphael said. But Leonardo restrained him.
“First, wait to see what he does.†Leo said. Shredder did one thing, travel through a portal. The Turtles make a portal of their own, thanks to Donny, and followed the Shredder into…
Back in Sky Land, our heroes were surrounded by the increased number of Nin-Koopas.
“Okay Tails, let’s kick some Koopa tail!†Sonic said. Then Tails received a cheap shot from the Nin-Koopa he was facing, knocking him out. Sonic was livid.
“Foul! Penalty! Go directly to jail! You can’t cheap shot my friend like that!†he said. Sonic and the Koopa were about to go head to
Head, when a giant television appeared.
“Oh goody! The Price is right is on!†Donkey Kong said. And then, the TV screen showed a live via satellite picture of the four fiends involved in this crazy scheme!
“So that’s it! They teamed up too! Those lousy…†Sonic couldn’t find the right word for the villains involved in the plot.
ooh, it's getting intense now! But you ain't seen nothing yet! Read and review, my fans.
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
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Sorry about the long wait. I lost the original manuscript for this story, and now I've found it this morning. So expect more chapters in the near future. Like sometime after the Independence Day holiday.
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Why put TMNT in there? *tries to hide laughter* This is getting outta whack, but it's good!
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
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Another chapter's coming your way later today!
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Here's the latest chapter!
Chapter 7: It gets personal (Alternate title: Didn’t you know that Turtles kick shell?)
Our heroes stared in disgust at the giant screen displaying their foes, smiling like little kids.
“I don’t know what you’re up to this time, Bowser, but it’s gonna fail! Just like the 223,213 other times you’ve failed!†Mario said.
“Yeah!†Sonic added, “Robotnik couldn’t make a plan bigger than his appetite!â€
“You won’t get away with this, Dedede!†Tuff yelled.
“Oh, but we’s gonna!†Dedede said.
“What do you mean?†Tuff said.
“It’s quite simple boy! All we have to do is…†Dedede was smacked by Bowser.
“Ow!†Dedede said.
“You idiot! You almost gave away our plan!†Bowser harshly shouted to Dedede. Dr. Robotnik spoke up.
“What Dedede tried and failed to say correctly is, our plan is for us to know and for you to find out!â€
“What’s the deal, Robo? Why did you interrupt us in the first place?†Sonic asked his archnemesis.
“Because, it was mandatory to distract you!†Bowser said.
“What?†Tuff said. He found out as a Nin-Koopa made him eat shoe.
“Sonic! Watch out!†“What? Arrrgh!†Sonic was caught off guard, despite Tails’s warning.
“Sonic, are you okay?†Tails asked his best friend.
“That does it! Enough is enough! It’s time to juice!†Sonic said as he pulled a power ring out of his backpack. But before he could absorb the power of it, he was quickly piled on by Nin-Koopas. They flew to him like a D-end swarms to a quarterback during a pass play. Sonic’s power ring fell out of reach, and Sonic was badly bruised up.
Tuff was against the same Nin-Koopa that victimized his leg. But this time, Tuff was ready to bring it. He charged the Nin-Koopa and started punching him like he was the Dedede shaped punching bag Tuff had at home. Tuff KO’d the koopa and sent him toward Kirby, who sucked him up and became Ninja Kirby once again.
Meanwhile, Sonic was badly bruised up by the Nin-Koopas’ game of “Hogpile on Sonic.†He tried to get up, only to fall back down again.
DK noticed that Sonic was in trouble, and came over to provide some assistance. He started cleaning house, but the numbers game eventually caught up with him, as the Nin-Koopas began beating him senseless with their weapons. Diddy came over to provide assistance, but was quickly overpowered. Knuckles went over and knocked out every Nin-Koopa with ease, but more showed up instantly. Quietly, Knuckles knocked out several more, until he was overpowered. Then, one of the Nin-Koopas grabbed a power ring and tossed one to each of his compadres. Sonic saw this.
“Now we’re in trouble!†He moaned.
But Kirby was in trouble as well. The powered up Nin-Koopas targeted him first, and before our heroes could stop them, Kirby was knocked out. Kirby was thrown on top of Tails, who was still unconsious, and DK, who had just been knocked out cold by the faster, stronger Nin-Koopas.
Suddenly, Knuckles was nowhere to be found. Our heroes had been decimated in the second battle. Now, the Nin-Koopas had Mario and Luigi beaten up, and Tuff and Kirby were lying on the ground. It looked like the end for our awesome eight, but as luck would have it, four familiar half-shell heroes appeared.
“Well, it looks like we have more victims. Try and beat us, you costumed freaks!†The Nin-Koopa leader said.
“Hey, are you calling me a freak?†Raphael said.
“Yeah, and your freak brothers too!†The Nin-Koopa leader said. He was laughing at this point. But the golden glow would suddenly disappear, meaning that the power ring’s energy had run out, and so had the Nin-Koopas’ luck. "Heh heh heh!" The turtles all laughed. Needless to say, the Turtles kicked shell. The TMNT had joined the party.
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Chapter 8: Shredder and the foot join forces with the bad guys.
Back at Dark Castle, Bowser, King Dedede, K.Rool and Robotnik were sitting around drinking coffee and planning out the next stage of their ultimate plot.
Tiff still had not come to from that sudden collapse in the field. Lady Like was sobbing over the whole situation. The castle guards had carried her from the scene and to the hospital, where she now lay in a hospital bed. The recorded temperature had been 105 degrees, and the prisoners were being deprived of food, water, and video games. (Man, they’re inhuman.) That’s when the kid gave out, and collapsed from heat stroke. However, she fluttered her eyes, and then she sat up.
“What happened? Why am I in a hospital bed?†She asked.
“Tiff! You’re alive!†Lady Like estatically hugged her daughter.
“Ooh, when I’m well, I’m gonna give that council of villains a piece of my mind!†Tiff said.
Back again at Dark Castle, (we go back here a lot, don’t we?) an evil presence was felt in the darkness. Thankfully, no one was in that room. Two red eyes were the only thing visible. The shadow hid in the dark room. It was the Shredder. Inside the next room, laughter could be heard.
“Imbeciles. I’ll show them how to destroy a group of heroes!†Shredder said.
“Well, I’ll get some more Koopa Kola!†Dedede said. Dedede went into the dark room. He was mysteriously handed a case of Koopa Kola.
“Thanks!†Dedede exclaimed. Then he did a double take. Shredder appeared and backed Dedede into the door.
“Guys! I could use a little help here!†Dedede said. Bowser opened the door, only to see Dedede sprawl backwards.
“Dedede, are you drunk?†Bowser asked him.
“Behind you!†Dedede yelled. Bowser turned around to face the Shredder.
“So, you decided to organize a mega plot without me?†Shredder did not sound pleased.
“Well, we’ve got the thing planned out. Send armies upon the heroes. It has worked, and it hasn’t worked.†Bowser said. Bowser showed Shredder the plan, written in Dedede’s terrible spelling.
“Imbeciles. I will show you how to destroy a group of heroes.†Shredder said.
“Heroes like to work together, right?†He said.
“That is true!†Dedede said.
“I have the perfect solution. It is a plan that will destroy the group!†Shredder said.
Our heroes were shocked by the presence of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nobody spoke, so the Turtles introduced themselves.
“I’m Leonardo.†Leo said as he shook hands with everyone. Raphael did the same.
“I’m the pretty one!†Michaelangelo said.
“And I’m the tech wiz, Donatello.†Don said.
“Thanks for saving our butts!†Sonic said.
“I always like kicking shell! Especially against the Shredder!†Raph said.
“Shredder is the reason we’re here. He went through a strange portal, and we don’t know where he went.
“I think I know.†Mario said.
Meanwhile at Dark Castle, The Shredder had met all the other heels. They were discussing their combined plan. Tiff could hear them from the dungeon.
“Well, they advanced again!†Bowser said. “We must think of a way to break them up!â€
“I have the perfect solution.†Shredder said.
“Doctor Robotnik!â€
“Yes?†Robotnik stood next to him.
“Where are those new robots you just finished building?â€
“I’ll show them to you!†Robotnik said. He brought out a robot with shooters in all directions.
“This is Icebot. He can shoot ice in any direction he chooses. I designed him specificially with Sonic in mind.†Robotnik said as he brought another robot.
“This is storm bot. He can create the fiercest snowstorm, or the heaviest rain. I designed him with the entire group in mind. Ha ha ha ha ha!†he laughed.
“But their grand debut will have to wait until later.â€
“Well, I have a trick up my sleeve as well! The Elite class of Foot Ninja! Those heroes will die just from looking at them! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!†Shredder said.
“Let’s juice!†Sonic said as the heroes prepared to leave their current camp. But then, Leo heard a rustle in the bushes.
“What was.. Mmph!†Tuff spoke, but Raph covered his mouth. One second later, Foot Ninja appeared on all sides of our heroes.
“Nice going, kid!†Raph told Tuff.
“Here we go again!†Sonic said. Our heroes beat up the first batch with ease.
“Well, I’m glad that’s over!†DK said. But it wasn’t over yet!
“Ah, man!†Sonic said, responding to the narration. I didn’t know he could hear me! Foot ninja piled in by the hundreds, and then they stood off to the side as the elite foot ninja appeared out of the blue.
“We’re in deep squat now!†Raph said.
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Chapter 9: So much for being elite.
Bowser, Dedede, K.Rool and Shredder were watching the whole thing on Bowser’s big screen TV.
"Hey Bowser, can we turn to ESPN?" K.Rool asked.
"Why?" Bowser asked the bumbling crocodile.
"Robotnik asked me to check on the score of the LSU game while he's in the bathroom. And while you're at it, can you check how the Gators are doing?" K.Rool asked.
"NO!" Bowser yelled. "At least not until our enemies have all died! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Back at the battle, DK grappled with an Elite ninja, but he was thrown down. Tuff, meanwhile, was winning against his man, while he favored his injured leg. Remember, Tuff's leg had been injured not too long ago by a Nin-Koopa in the first major fight. And it looked like it might happen again, as the Elite ninja snatched Tuff by his good leg.
"Now I'll snap this puny limb!" The evil ninja hissed. Tuff continued to struggle, but he somehow managed to kick the ninja in the head with his injured leg, which was wrapped in a cast. The kick stunned the ninja, and Tuff took advantage, kicking him again. He kicked him a third time for good measure. But as he attempted a fourth kick, the ninja suddenly snapped out of it and caught Tuff with a clothesline harder than any you'd see on WWE television.
"Now, I'll finish you off!" He said.
"Not today, scum!" Said an unfamiliar voice.
"What the, who the heck was that?" The Elite ninja said. He never found out, because in the next second, he was fried like a Big Mac, and lay on the ground, dead. The next ninja suffered the same fate. Mario and the others just stood there and watched the ninjas fall one by one in the darkness.
Meanwhile at Dark Castle, Bowser and the others were about to blow a gasket.
"$#^%#^$#^&^*&^!!" K.Rool yelled some things that couldn't see print.
“Yeah, I’m angry too! Some mystery idiot is killing our forces!†Bowser said.
“What? I was yelling because the Gators are getting whooped!†K.Rool said.
“IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT, YOUR STUPID GATORS????†Bowser yelled. “OUR TROOPS ARE BEING KILLED BY SOME GUY, AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS SOME STUPID COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME??? WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS!!!†Okay, Bowser obviously needs to lay off the Monty MoleDew and Koopa Kola.
The battle had ended, and now our heroes had to find out the identity of this guy.
“Hey, what’s your name, anyway?†Sonic asked him.
“I can only tell you this, I will reveal myself to you later, and I will continue to help you guys out throughout your journey.†The mystery guy said. He disappeared, leaving the heroes alone to continue their journey. Just then, enemies started raining from the sky.
“Ohhhhhhhh! Don’t we get a break? Just ten minutes!†Sonic said. Our heroes struck their respective dramatic poses, and prepared to fight for the second time in about 20 minutes.
“Well, let’s do it to it!†They all yelled the famous Freedom Fighter cry.
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I am on a huge roll tonight! Here comes UQ chapter 10!
Chapter 10: Almost there
It was the third major battle, and only a 20 second break between the 2nd and the 3rd. Also to add to the madness, our heroes had been ambushed earlier, and most of them were still recovering from their bruises suffered in that brutal beating. But they had to try, right? That’s why they played like they had nothing to lose. Tuff bodyslammed a goomba, (the only creature he could even lift off the ground), DK powerbombed a Nin-Koopa, breaking its neck in the process and thus, killing it. Sonic killed several more with his triple S spin, slicing them in half. Leaving me to think if this were made into a movie, it would be PG-13 for strong violence. And of course, the Turtles shellacked several various bad guys.
Everything had been going terrible for the prisoners. The food tasted like the lowest quality restaurant food, which still tasted better than Chef Kawasaki’s food. (For those who don’t know who Kawasaki is, watch Kirby’s cartoon or play Kirby’s Super Star.) The water was even worse than that, which doesn’t seem humanly possible, but it was. The long hours of work were tougher than the backbreaking labor jobs many people have. And Tiff, oh don’t even get me started on Tiff. She complained like there was no tomorrow. In other words, she was being a big wuss. A little hard work never killed anyone. Wait, what am I saying? Tiff almost died from heat exhaustion earlier in the story! Anyway…
Our heroes were surrounded by foot ninja. They had already killed the elite foot ninja with help from a mysterious guy. Dozens and dozens more enemies piled in. Not only that, but it had started to snow.
“Yeah! Brawl in the snow!†DK yelled as he crushed several enemies beneath him. DK then started fantasizing about playing in the snow and making snowballs. But then, he was jerked back to reality when he got slashed on the arm by a ninja.
“Aaaaargh! No more snow fantasies for me!†He yelled in pain.
Tuff called Tiff on his cell phone.
“Tiff? It’s me. Listen, Kirby and I are fighting the biggest battle of our lives right now! If we don’t survive, I want you to know…â€
“Yes?†Tiff said.
“You’re a freak!†Tuff shot back.
“Awww, thank you!†Tiff said. Then she hung up.
“Blasted bad guys have tortured her so much, she didn’t even know she was just insulted!†Tuff said. He went back to the battle. He came face to face with a ninja whose taunts were so dirty, they couldn’t see print. This ninja was calling Tuff every name in the book. Tuff simply walked up and killed, and I mean killed the ninja with a kick to the head that was so loud, people on Popstar heard it. It was that loud.
Back at a place we tend to go back to a lot in this story, Dark Castle, Bowser and his compadres were watching all their old cartoons. Bowser shuddered in disgust at the way DIC had totally slaughtered the animation, making him look green, and not at all what he looked like in the games.
“This looks like it was written and produced by a group of retarded 6 year olds!†Bowser said.
“All right, enough slacking! We have to unleash phase two, as I like to call it, the icing on the cake!†Bowser said.
“MMM, sounds tasty!†Dedede said, licking his chops.
Back at the battlefield, it was snowing even heavier. The heroes couldn’t see a dang thing. This would make for some serious trouble because Icebot, a robot created by Doc Robotnik was on its way!
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Chapter 11: Snowstorm + miscommunication= trouble!
Back at the dungeon, it was also snowing. Just thought you’d like to know that
Our heroes were getting very close to Dark Castle, but they couldn’t tell where the heck they were going. The snow was as thick as Pea Soup, and the winds were picking up. A shadow appeared in the sky. It was Icebot, a robot designed by Doctor R to encase Sonic in ice, and bring him to Robotnik. Sonic, for some reason or other, knew that Icebot was targeting him.
“Hey ‘icybutt’ Bring it on!†Sonic yelled. The others battled on, barely able to see. Sonic was fast, sure, but Icebot could fire in all directions.
The bad guys watched this scene in High-Definition on Bowser’s big screen.
“Come on, Icebot! Ice Sonic and bring him to me!†Robo yelled. At the battlefield, Sonic ran around Icebot and taunted him.
“Hey Icebot! How slow are you? Huh? I’ll tell you! Too slow!†Sonic laughed as he taunted Icebot. But soon, the heavy snowstorm would cause the strangest miscommunication in history between our heroes.
It started when DK and Diddy tried to help Mario and Luigi fight, but all they saw were 4 dark figures. They figured that they were going to jump the ninjas. They did, but they ended up jumping Mario and Luigi. How do I know this? Because I’m the narrator and I can see through all smoke and fog. DK and Diddy soon found themselves in a slugfest with Mario and Luigi.
Meanwhile, Sonic had succeeded in utterly confusing Icebot. Sonic called to Tails.
“Tails! Give me a ring so I can finish this rube!†Tails could hardly see Sonic. Diddy saw a ninja heading toward Sonic, and that so called “ninja†was Tails. But Diddy went with his assumption, and tackled Tails. Sonic got closer and saw Tails and Diddy fighting.
“Hey! We’re on the same team here! Break it up!†Sonic said. That was Icebot’s moment to strike. One second later, Sonic was encased in ice.
“NO!†Tails yelled.
“Sorry Tails. I didn’t know it was you!†Diddy said.
“You idiot! Die!!!!†Tails screamed as he proceeded to beat the goo out of Diddy. Someone grabbed Tails and whacked him. That someone was DK. Mario started pounding on DK. Luigi helped him. Tuff and Kirby pounded Mario and Luigi. It was the brawl of the year!
At Dark castle, the bad guys hooted and hollered in celebration. This is what the second stage was about, turning the heroes against each other. They all laughed Maniacally.
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If these middle chapters have seemed short, the following chapters are going to be really long. Chapter 15 will probably be the longest of the entire story.
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Chapter 12: Anger and Separation/our heroes part ways.
The biggest confusion in all history had occurred on a snow covered battlefield. The heroes had mistaken each other for enemies and they continued to brawl, as the snow turned to rain, making it easier to see. But that didn’t matter. Our heroes were even angrier when they discovered that they had all attacked each other. And most of our heroes couldn’t trust many people, so this brawl was trouble. Diddy and Tails continued to go at it like dogs in a dogfight.
Back at Dark Castle, the bad guys watched with glee. Bowser looked like a kid watching his favorite cartoon, K.Rool looked like an idiot, Robotnik looked like an eggman, and Shredder looked on. Dedede was in the other room at the moment watching the finish of the LSU game.
Back at the fight scene, the fight had finally ended. The only problem was, now our heroes were in a shouting war. Raphael, and the rest of the turtles who had not been involved in the fight, were trying to stop everything. Raph could stand it no more.
“SHUT UP!!!!†He yelled. And all talking ceased.
“What is going on here?†He demanded to know.
“We were attacked from behind by them!†Mario said as he pointed to DK and Diddy.
“We thought you guys were ninjas!†DK said.
“And you?†Raph said to Tails.
“Diddy tackled me when I tried to throw Sonic a power ring, and then Sonic got iced!†Tails glared at Diddy.
“You?†Raph said to Tuff.
“I jumped a ninja that was attacking DK!†Tuff said.
“That was me!†Luigi said.
“You guys all betrayed my trust in you! Come on Luigi, we’re going alone the rest of the way!†Mario beckoned for Luigi to follow him, which Luigi did.
“Thanks a lot, Diddy!†Tails glared at Diddy one more time before he flew away. DK and Diddy then left. Tuff and Kirby did the same.
Only Knuckles, who hadn’t gotten involved, and the Turtles were left.
“Well, what do we do now?†Knuckles said. “We need to find Shredder and defeat him!†Leonardo said.
“All right, I’m off to do the same!†Knux said as he got a running start and glided off into the distance.
At Dark Castle, Icebot had returned with an icecube Sonic in tow.
“Icebot! You did it! But you missed the heroes’ disbanding!†Robotnik said.
“It was worth it, Doctor.†Icebot said.
“Put Sonic in the freezer, Icebot! Mua ha ha ha ha ha!†Robotnik said. Sally had seen the iced form of Sonic, as well as the fight and the shocking turn of events that followed.
“NO! I can’t believe this!†She said. She told Peach and Tiff what had transpired.
“Oh no! I’m beginning to think we’ll never get out of here alive!†Peach whimpered.
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Chapter 13: Separate attacks!
At Dark Castle, a place that has been mentioned a lot in this tale, the bad guys were discussing how to finish off our heroes, now that they were no longer united.
“We should attack each team individually!†Dedede said.
“Good idea, but you forgot one thing.†Bowser said.
“What was that?†Dedede said.
“We need to attack each team separately, yes. But we also must strike when they least expect it! A little strategy called the ‘Element of Surprise,’ my allies.†Everyone looked at Shredder.
“Didn’t I say that he is a genious when it comes to these things?†K.Rool said.
“I said that, not you!†Bowser said.
First up was the team of Mario and Luigi. The Mario brothers were walking through the artic chilled Iced Land. Luigi was shivering and complaining.
“Man, you’d think that-a we’d-a reached Dark Castle by now!†Luigi said.
“Shut up! I’m trying to think!†Mario said. Mario was thinking about what he had said.
“Maybe I overreacted just a little.†He thought. His thought process was interrupted by Luigi’s complaining.
Luigi hadn’t missed a beat, he had complained even while Mario was lost in his thoughts.
“Why don’t these guys ever set up their evil plot somewhere warm, like Miami for instance?†Luigi said.
“How do I put up with you?†Mario sighed.
“Simple. You just mmph!†Luigi was taken down by a ninja in mid sentence. Then, more ninjas piled in. Mario and Luigi prepared to do battle.
Tails was alone, no thanks to Icebot. Icebot had managed to catch Sonic off guard while Sonic tried to break up a Tails and Diddy fight. Tails grew angrier as he thought about it.
“Icebot will pay for this outrage! Even if it kills me, I will avenge Sonic!†He said. He began to fly with his two tails acting like propellers.
“Where the heck is this place?†Tails wondered. He looked over and saw a billboard that read
“Dark Castle: 5 miles with an arrow pointing west. “Well, that’s convenient!†He said. He headed to the west.
After Tails had passed by, a dozen swatbots crept out from behind the sign. They snuck up behind him and brought him to the ground. There, they began to beat him senseless.
“Hey! No fair!†Tails said before he was knocked out. He uttered one last scream, and then fell silent. Luckily, Knuckles happened to be in the area, and he heard the scream. He saw Tails being brutalized by swatbots. He quickly landed.
“Tails!†Knuckles said as he looked on the unconscious form of Tails. He turned around to the bots.
“Okay, let’s fight!†He said.
DK and Diddy wandered around looking for Dark Castle as well.
“We shouldn’t have split from the others.†Diddy said.
“Why not?†DK said.
“The only reason we ended up attacking our allies is because we couldn’t see jack!†Diddy said.
“Who’s Jack?†Donkey said.
“Jack means nothing! We couldn’t see a dang thing!†Diddy shot back. They came over a hill, and saw several gray shapes advancing on a red shape.
“It looks like 12 gray guys are attacking a red guy and there’s a dead orange guy down there!†DK stated.
“That’s Knuckles down there! And the gray guys are robots! And Tails is the one on the ground!†Diddy said.
“We’ve got to help them! As apology to Tails!†He said.
Watching Knuckles battle the robots, and being hopelessly outnumbered was Robotnik. He flashed an evil smile.
However, he was not smiling when DK and Diddy showed up and helped Knuckles smash the bots to pieces.
Mario and Luigi weren’t smiling either. They were being shellacked by ninjas, after being caught off guard.
“Man, we are so screwed!†Mario said to Luigi.
“You got that right!†Luigi said. Just then, the sky faded to a dark black. The whole area transformed into a big room. Mario and Luigi, as well as all of our heroes, found themselves before King Bowser Koopa, King K. Rool the crocodile, Robotnik, King Dedede the penguin, and Shredder, the dark ninja! They had been warped to Dark Castle!
Whooooo, this story just keeps getting more intense, and the best is yet to come! For those of you actually reading this.
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Chapter 14: Dark Castle, here we are!
The heroes were all in the building, all bruised in their own way. Mario and Luigi got beat up by ninjas, Tails was plenty bruised from his battle vs. the bots, Tuff and Kirby were ambushed by Nin-Koopas, DK and Diddy got beat up while helping Knuckles smash the swatbots to pieces, and some guy named Phil got roasted by Bowser’s fire breath after being 10 seconds late in delivering a pizza.
“Well, the first thing we should do is find where our friends are!†Mario said to Luigi.
“You’re not going anywhere!†Bowser yelled. “With the five of us together, we have managed to build the most powerful empire ever!â€
“And you ain’t gonna be escapading outta here alive!†Dedede said.
In the dungeon, Sonic had just finished thawing. Sonic had been moved from the freezer to the dungeon by Robotnik.
“I…am…so…c-c-cold!†Sonic shivered.
“SONIC!! YOU’RE ALIVE!!†Sally shrieked as she embraced him. That warmed him up immediately. Yet Sonic still shivered.
“Sonic, what’s wrong?†Sally asked the chilled blue blur.
“Well, when you’ve been frozen and thawing out for 7 hours, this tends to happen!†Sonic said. Just then, Tiff came over to Sally.
“Hi Sally, who’s this?†Tiff asked Sally.
“You mean you’ve never heard of me?†Sonic said to the young and confused girl.
“This is Sonic.†Sally told Tiff. Sonic and Tiff exchanged greetings and shook hands.
“Sonic, we need to bust outta here! Can you help us?†Tiff asked him.
“For a chili dog!†Sonic said.
“I knew he’d say that!†Sally said as she tossed him a chili dog.
Sonic ate it, and started to warm up because of Sally’s tobasco seasoning on the dog.
“Woohoo!†Sonic yelled as he used his triple spin to try and cut the bars of the cell, but they were electrically charged, and Sonic was quite literally shocked. He moaned as he fell to the floor.
The others weren’t having much luck either. The bad blood started to flow again once they realized they were all there.
“Oh great. It’s Diddy.†Tails said, still miffed from the snowstorm fiasco.
“Why are we all here?†Mario said.
“We brought you here!†Bowser said.
“We warped you here so we could destroy you, but hopefully you’ll destroy each other instead!†Robotnik said.
“Ah, this is going too slow! Icebot, destroy them!â€
Sonic fell to the floor after being electrocuted again.
“Sonic! You’ve got to stop or you’ll kill yourself!†Sally said as she knelt down beside him. Then, an odd noise was heard.
“What the heck was that?†Sonic wondered. The door on the cell suddenly opened. A small, odd looking mushroom man appeared. In his hand was a key.
“Toad! How did you get here?†Peach asked him.
“It’s a long story!†He said.
So with that, Toad unlocked every cell containing a prisoner, and they hurried toward the main room.
In the main room, an alarm sounded.
“Dungeon security breech!†A voice said.
“What the…? Send some troops to figure that out! Oh heck, I’ll go myself!†Bowser said.
In the back room, Toad, Yoshi, Peach, Tiff, Sonic and the others were all walking down the hall, advancing toward the door. Suddenly, the door opened, and there stood Bowser leading an army of koopas.
“Going somewhere?†The evil Koopa king hissed.
Heh heh. And coming up next, the epic battle! The longest chapter yet!
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Man I wish people liked my story!
And since no one seems to like it at all, I shall delay it and keep you all in suspense until November! Mua ha ha ha ha!
I have decided to retire from making signatures...or is my newest signature in development?
I have decided to retire from making signatures...or is my newest signature in development?
Edited by - Jman on 9/4/2004 8:14:21 PM
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Okay, I'll post it now, but after this chapter, you'll have to wait until November to see how it all ends.
Chapter 15: The super long epic battle!
Shredder ordered his foot ninja forces to surround our heroes. K.Rool, Robotnik and Dedede did the same.
“On my order…†Shredder said.
“Why does it always have to be you?†Robotnik said.
“Why can’t it be me?†K.Rool argued. They all began to bicker. Our heroes were still arguing among themselves.
“I’m not apologizing to Diddy! That makes no sense!†Tails yelled.
“Wait! This whole fight started because we all lost ourselves in that snowstorm! Why do you think I assumed Tails to be a ninja? I couldn’t see anything! Now I suggest we put this senseless argument behind us!†Diddy said.
“I’m all for it! Let’s get back to doing what we do best! Let’s whup some bad guy butt!†Mario said. Finally, our heroes had reconciled and were ready to kick some bad guy can! The bad guys were still arguing about who would lead the rally, and then they saw the heroes attacking their combined forces so they stopped arguing.
“Ha ha ha ha! Did you actually think you could just walk out of here without a scratch?†Bowser asked the now freed prisoners.
“Bowser! I should have known you had something to do with this!†Princess Peach said.
“And I bet Robotnik had a hand in it too!†Sally said.
“And so did Dedede!†Tiff and her parents said. Sonic stepped up to the front to face Bowser.
“Hey tall fat and ugly!†Sonic said.
“How dare you call me fat! You cursed hedgehog!†Bowser roared and fire blasted from his mouth at Sonic. Sonic ran out of the way and signaled for the others to go.
“What about you?†Sally asked him.
“I’ll be fine.†Then a blast of fire fried him.
“Sonic! Are you all right?†Sally asked.
“Yeah, but I’ve been frozen, I’ve thawed out, and now I’ve been fried! What a day!†Sonic said.
Sally left, and Sonic now had to face Bowser’s army of Koopas on his own. Or so he thought. Knuckles dropped in beside him.
“Hey, what’s up?†Knux said.
“Hey Rad Red! Help me bash these guys six ways to Sunday, will you?†Sonic said.
“Will do!†Knux replied. They prepared to fight.
Back again in the main room, Mario and Luigi pounded on various enemies. DK and Diddy were up to their ears in kremlins, and Tails was having little luck against swatbots. Tuff and Kirby had already beaten the pathetic Waddle Dees, and now they were confronting Dedede.
“We’ve got you beat, Dedede! Now tell me where my sister is!†Tuff yelled.
“Robotnik, a little help here?†Dedede asked the doctor.
“Swatbots! Divide and half take Tails, half of you beat up Kirby and Tuff!†Robotnik said.
“We’ll win this war yet!†He thought to himself.
Back in the dungeon, Sonic and Knuckles continued to destroy the koopas led by Bowser. Sonic simply ran circles around one koopa until he puked out his organs and collapsed.
“Order up! One Knuckles sandwich coming right up!†Knuckles said as he throttled a koopa.
“What, are you practicing to be a guy at a Mcdonalds?†Sonic asked his friend. Knuckles ignored this comment. He just continued to annihilate several koopas.
“A side dish of Sonic spin coming right up!†Sonic said.
“Hey, relating food to enemy death is fun!†he said.
“Okay, let’s get serious and find the others!†Knuckles said.
Back again in the main room, all heck had broken loose and was running wild. Tuff and Kirby battled against swatbots, Mario and Luigi battled ninjas with help from the TMNT, and Tails was about to be knocked unconscious by more bots, when Sonic and Knuckles burst through the door!
“Tails!†Sonic yelled as he and Knuckles rushed to fight off the bots.
“Sonic!†Tails yelled.
“Are you okay?†Sonic asked.
“Yeah, I think so!†Tails said.
“Hey Sonic! I think these guys all deserve a Knuckles sandwich!†Knux said.
“Well, let’s give it to them!†Sonic said.
“Diddy, catch!†DK said as he tossed a barrel to his buddy.
“Yeah! I love kremlin bowling!†Diddy said. He bowled over several kremlins with the barrel.
“Steeeeerike!†He said. “DK! Watch out!†DK ducked as a ninja soared over his head. He looked over at Mikey.
“Have you ever seen a flying ninja?†Mikey said.
“No.†DK said.
“You have now!†Mikey replied.
Bowser and the others met in the other room.
“This was totally unexpected! Those heroes should have been dead by now! We need to unleash your ‘Robo Rangers’ Robotnik.†Bowser said.
“Are you ready to unleash them?â€
“Oh yes! These robots have been dying to be part of the action!†Robotnik said. “And with them, those heroes stand less of a chance of winning than a charcoal briquette has of burning in the rain! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!â€
“Hey Rad Red! Try and hit me with a Knuckles sandwich!†Sonic said. Sonic sensed a robot right behind him, so he ducked, and Knux smashed through the robot.
“Oops! I guess I ‘missed!’†Knux said. Sonic went for a Sonic spin, but he went right through his robot target. That was because all the enemies had vanished!
“What the…†Sonic said.
“I guess they surrendered! We win!†Tuff said. All the hostages ran toward the heroes.
“Tuff!†Tiff yelled as she embraced him.
“What am I, chopped chili-dog?†Kirby said. Tiff embraced him too. All the heroes embraced their significant others. But if they thought it was over, it wasn’t over. Not by a long shot!
While the heroes and hostages still stood together, a TV monitor screen came down. The villains appeared.
“Oh, doesn’t it just touch your heart?†Bowser said.
“I bet you heroes thought you had won, didn’t you?†Robotnik said. “Well you didn’t! You see, we still have plenty in store for you heroes! Meet the Robo Rangers!†A large group of slightly tall robots surrounded our heroes while the bad guys led the prisoners away.
“No!†Mario yelled as he ran to the door, but was quickly met by a group of Robo Rangers. Mario destroyed a Robo Ranger, only to see it reassemble itself. The Robo Rangers pulled out their laser guns. “Uh oh! We’re in trouble!†Luigi said.
And coming in November... the last 2 chapters concluding this tale!
I have decided to retire from making signatures...or is my newest signature in development?
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Edited by - Jman on 2/21/2005 8:54:27 AM
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I forgot how the story goes, so I'll have to rewrite the last two chapters of this epic adventure. But I do still plan on finsihing it, even if no one cares.
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
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This looks cool. I've only read some of the beginning but I like what's happening. I probably don't have time to read it now or tomorrow because then I'll be gone at camp for 2 months but I'll try to get to it sometime. Don't want to depress you, just want to give you some hope from the lack of comments. I'll be bock!
If this post is edited, as it probably is, you may be wondering why. Well let me tell you. Each of YR’s posts are carefully revised and polished over and over to give you, the reader, the most enjoyable and entertaining material possible. With his posts you have his own personal guarantee that they are of high quality, contain well-thought out wording, and most likely have a bit of humorous content to keep you interested. That, my friend, is the Yoshisaurus difference.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 6/3/2005 9:38:01 PM
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I plan on finishing this story this weekend, so Im bumping it up from the dead.
KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*
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OKay, I admit that I have slacked off on both of my current fics on here. (This and "Revenge of Luigi.") This weekend, I plan an update on both of these stories.
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Double post.
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I lied. I have school off because I am snowed in. So, here's the long awaited Chapter 16: Rise of the Robo Rangers.
A crazy turn of events had only gotten crazier with time. Five of the universe's evilest villains had banded together in an ultimate plan to defeat the respective heroes of their worlds once and for all. There had been battles won, and battles lost. A brawl in a snowstorm caused the heroes to turn against each other at the worst possible time, only to make up their differences at the best possible time.
Now, our heroes were facing up against the Robo Rangers, a supergroup of robots created by Robotnik as a final resort in case all else failed, which all else did. However, we start off this chapter not with the start of the battle, but a check in on the villains, who have ascended to the roof of the castle with all of the captured in tow.
"Yes, now prepare the plank!" Bowser yelled to his troops. The other villains were busy with other projects elsewhere on the roof. Dedede was, somewhere in the storage sheds. Shredder was sharpening his blades to duel, just in case the Turtles survived the battle down below. King K.Rool was playing Donkey Kong Country and intentionally dying with DK and Diddy. Apparently, this brought him great amusement. And Robotnik, the crafty inventor of the Robo Rangers was watching them on a closed circuit television channel, and he was giving them instructions through a microphone.
Back inside the castle, our heroes could hear those instructions from Robotnik to kill them and save Sonic's head for him.
"Ugh, all this death talk is making me sick!" DK said.
"Your time is up, heroes! Robo Rangers attack!" Robotnik's voice came through a loudspeaker.
"Yes, master!" The Rangers said. They began to approach the heroes. Knuckles bashed one of the rangers in the head, but it did little damage, leaving him with intense pain in his left hand. Sonic tried to cut through one with his Triple S spin, but that did nothing, either. Mario pulled out a cape feather and became Cape Mario. he began whirling around the room. Robo Rangers began flying all across the room.
Back on top of the castle, the plank had been prepared. The only question now was who was going to walk it first? The plank stood out about 6 feet from the roof, overlooking a pit of hot, molten lava. This was a dire situation for the good side of the cause. The heroes were still battling downstairs, unaware that the life of one of their beloved was about to end. Fortunately, Robotnik had forgotten to shut off the monitor for his microphone so our heroes heard of the evil act about to take place.
"No! We've got to get up there somehow! We have to beat down these power-less rangers and save our friends!" Sonic said. He began to walk toward the gate. A group of rangers stood in front of him.
"I don't have time for this!" He said. he tried to cut down the entire row of rangers in front of him, but he was cut down by a laser from one of their guns.
"Aaaaaagh!" he screamed as he fell to the floor. Tails, as any good sidekick, was incensed with anger. he let out a yell of fury, only to be shot down by a laser as well. The heroes were seriously in a heap of trouble. These rangers seemed almost invincible. Sonic and Tails were up by now, but they were nursing injuries. Tuff still had a broken leg. The Ninja Turtles had been a huge help, but not even they could defeat these invincible seeming rangers. Then, the spark our heroes needed arrived. The heroes stopped, they heard voices crying out in sheer terror. The voices of their loved ones rang through the loudspeaker that Robotnik had never turned off. Now, they were ready to kick their game up to a new level.
"Let us finish off the heroes, fellow robots." One of the rangers said. he turned around, only to meet a full blown assault from the heroes. Blows rained down on the bots like a house of fire. Still, however, the Robo Rangers reassembled themselves, much to the frustration of the heroes. There was one ranger who tried to jump, and was taken out in mid air. This one didn't reassemble.
"I get it now!" Mario said. "They are only invincible when they're on the ground! If we disassemble them in the air, they'll all be destroyed!"
"How do we get them off the ground?" Tails asked.
"Simple! Luigi and I will flip all of them into the air with our whirl attacks." Mario said as he threw a cape feather to Luigi, who became Cape Luigi. And so the attack commenced. The Mario brothers sent all of the bots skyward, and the rest of the heroes destroyed them. However, before they could destroy all of them, a now familiar voice rang out.
"Stop, cease and desist!" They did, and looked around. The same hooded figure who had appeared to slaughter the Elite Foot Ninja clan appared once again.
"It's him! The guy who beat the Elite Ninjas!" Tails said. The hooded figure proceeded to speak.
"I was just spying in on the top of the castle. You guys have no time to lose! I'll take care of these clowns!" He said. The heroes nodded and hurried off.
"Thanks once again, I hope we meet someday!" Mario said. He hurried off with the others. They reached the top of the castle, and they didn't like what they saw at all. The villains had tied up their prisoners, and they had prepared the plank for walking. Bowser walked up to our heroes with an evil grin.
"Oh, now nice of you to join us! HOW DID YOU POSSIBLY SURVIVE ROBOTNIK"S RANGERS?" He yelled. "None of that matters! We still have won! Dedede, prepare the first prisoner for their doom!" Dedede grabbed Tiff and brought her over to the plank. She was the first one to take the 6 foot walk to her death.
"NO! This can't happen! Oh lemme at em! Lemme at em!" Tuff yelled as he ran toward Dedede. Tiff walked to the end of the board, gave her compadres a farewell salute and dropped off the end of the board.
"No!" Tuff yelled as he got to Dedede and began strangling him. At this same moment, Tiff spun around and grabbed the board, using it to propel herself into the air as Luke Skywalker did in Return of the Jedi. She landed and shouted
"Everyone attack now!"
The battle had turned into something as chaotic as Super Smash Brothers. Mario and Luigi were on Bowser, Robotnik had Sonic and Tails to deal with, Shredder had all four Turtles to contend with, K.Rool had Diddy and DK to battle with. And Dedede had one angry Tuff and an even more incensed Kirby to deal with.
Just as the battle was about to turn into World War III, a sinister laugh was heard, and all fighting stopped. The heroes were left puzzled among themselves, and the villains likewise. A sinister shadow appeared from the darkness on the other side of the roof.
"You want answers, I have all of the answers you're looking for!"
"And who are you?" Mario asked.
"He is the villain that destroyed my homeworld." A familiar voice said. Sonic wanted an answer.
"For the last time, kid, what is your name?" He asked.
"You want to know my name? Fine, I will tell you my name."
But you'll have to wait until the next chapter to find out the name of the mystery characters. That chapter is due this weekend, hopefully.
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*jaw drops in awe*