Post by: Jman on June 23, 2004, 10:56:16 PM
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: Markio on June 23, 2004, 11:10:02 PM
“OK, hot soup is on my eyes.â€
Post by: Insane Steve on June 24, 2004, 09:14:25 AM
"wheres dezzer"
Although that was in #tmk, not the forums. And there's of course:
Help! Deezer is feeding me bread!
This has got to be the only forum where I've never made a truly memorable quote anywhere.
~I.S.~
Post by: Jman on June 24, 2004, 11:13:49 AM
The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.
Post by: Luigison on June 24, 2004, 02:48:51 PM
"Deezer's sig is my favorite." - refering to the fact that Deezer did not have a signature.
"Politicians need to be more honest about lying." - something I read in the news.
"It‘s-a me, Luigison!" - making fun of marioguys sig. Notice the punctuation.
"Aparently 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population." - one of my brother's favorite quotes.
"P.S. Nice text Yoshi." - Watoad said this.
"'Do you guys have nothing better to do with your time?'-CashCrazed."
"Oh, CashCrazed came here. Oh, and a negative comment has been made. Oh, and they both happened at the same time. Remarkable." - Watoad's comments based on the previous quote.
"My sources inform me that you combine arrogance with trivia and try to pass it off as intelligence." - forget were this came from.
"<hidden message number five> <actually I lost count>" - in a post I made during the code wars. I think Watoad may have been the only person to read it.
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." - don't no where I got this, but I say it sometimes when asked questions I can't answer.
'So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?' He blinked at me as if I was stupid. 'Well what do you think you do?' he said. 'You die of course. That's what deadly means.' - from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galazy.
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t." - from The Simpsons.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - reference about a previous forum member.
"Bob does not exist." - an error message in DarkBASIC.
http://www.geocities.com/dr_shows/RandomSignatures.htm
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 24, 2004, 03:14:09 PM
"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 24, 2004, 04:04:23 PM
There's another one, but I can't remember......
Post by: Screech on June 24, 2004, 04:56:06 PM
I might be Sadib...
Post by: TLW on June 24, 2004, 04:59:40 PM
Qoute: I think, therefore the goverment will atack me with five ponds of napom.
I come and go as I pleas. But I can garenty one thing. The next time I show up, hell will have frosen over.
Post by: NintendoIke64 on June 24, 2004, 07:51:46 PM
I can just taste the irony, and the irony tastes like pancakes. Mmmmmm...
Post by: WarpRattler on June 25, 2004, 12:31:26 PM
... ~Various people
XD ~Mostly Sapphira and Markio, but other people have said it, too.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Post by: Vidgmchtr on June 25, 2004, 12:52:27 PM
Post by: Markio on June 25, 2004, 12:55:10 PM
Then Luigison said, "I remember when I was little, and I thought everyone around me was an idiot. I was sad when I grew up and found that I had been right."
Life is like broken coffee tables. No one likes it in green, but the popcorn tastes like cardboard.
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 28, 2004, 08:16:59 PM
Post by: Fifth on June 28, 2004, 09:44:18 PM
Wario: "The only kind of paper I like has my face on it... and a whole lotta zeroes!"
Go Moon!
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 30, 2004, 09:54:01 PM
<Deez/afk> Why would I want to "punch out the evil kangaroo"? It never bites the boxer
<MegaByte> because it's "evil"
<Deez/afk> It's animal cruelty :P
* MegaByte stomps a Koopa
* Lizard_Dude punches a Yoshi in the head.
* Chupperson carries a rabbit around by the ears
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: Jman on June 30, 2004, 10:27:17 PM
I could be the lost Mario brother. Think about it.
Post by: Trainman on July 07, 2004, 10:14:59 PM
"WELL YOUR DUKARING IS TAKING TO LONG FOR MY BASE TO BELONG TO US SO HURRY YOUR DUKAR UP BEFORE I SET US UP THE BOMB" ~Recent Trainman quote
"MY BASE NOT DOES BUY BOMBS" ~Recent Trainman quote
"MY BUSH DOES BELONG NOT TO DEMOCRATS" ~Recent Trainman quote
"AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~nintendofreak
"...strawberry plummets two feet into the steaming coffee getting it all over her shirt." ~Lizard Dude
"If you were to put a baseball up next to the Sun, its shadow would cover the entire Earth." ~My stupid friend Powers' theory
"Patrick (Trainman), you are so stupid. Indigestion is where you throat burns and heartburn is where you heart ACTUALLY burns." ~Stupid friend Powers' theory (after arguing to him about indigestion being your stomach aching and heartburn being when your throat burns)
"onlyin darkness will you find the light which is dark itself" ~Random quote from my friend while he was eating spaghetti with one eye closed.
"Big doubles, no troubles!" ~Todd Lyons
Post by: Trainman on July 07, 2004, 10:22:35 PM
Insane Steve: Insane Steve slaps Trainman until he is banned.
~Just happened in the chatroom like 30 seconds ago... there goes the "classic-iness" of the thread...
"My face just broke." ~Trainman quote
"Big doubles, no troubles!" ~Todd Lyons
Edited by - Trainman on 7/7/2004 9:25:36 PM
Post by: Jman on July 07, 2004, 10:33:27 PM
Cranky: We're back on SSB Live! Here comes Ash Ketchum with a surprise announcement.
Diddy: Let's hope it's a message that he's stepping down as GM.
Cranky: Oh, you're just mad because DK didn't win the SSB title last week!
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Jman on July 07, 2004, 10:36:12 PM
SSB Live moment.
Jman: May I ask you something Ketchup?
Ash: Yeah, but don't call me ketchup!
Jman: I'll call you anything I want you stupid little girl!
( The fans roar)
Jman: What the heck do you think you are doing?
Ash: Just firing the worst announcers in the history of anything! (****y grin)
Jman: Well, if anyone should be fired, it's you you yellowbellied sissy! Now get your tail outta my ring, or I'll give you such a beatdown, you'll wish you were dead!
Ash: I will not step out of this ring!
Jman: Then let's go! Right here! Right now!
(Jman swings yet misses Ash who rolls out of the ring. Jman stands alone in the ring.)
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Trainman on July 07, 2004, 10:38:54 PM
~Recent Trainman quote
"Oh noes."
~Recent Insane Steve quote.
EDIT:
Meowrik: Jajaja, el hombre de tren... que idiosa.
Trainman: Quit laughing and calling me an idiot.
Chupperson: "Hahaha, the man of train.. what idiot."
Trainman: HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Chupperson: Wow. I understood that.
Trainman: the man of train what idiot
Trainman: That just sounds funny.
*pause*
Chupperson: You really use que for what a blah blah blah like you do in English?
*pause*
Trainman: Did you know that if a mosquito is sucking blood and you hold your breath, it can't escape.
Trainman: Then, if you do the evil of spreading its wings, it'll explode.
*RAVAGE DEBATE OCCURS ABOUT WHAT YOU DO TO NOT MAKE IT ESCAPE*
Cosmo: Yippee! That hurt!
Timmy: No! You're supposed to say "ouch" when you get hurt.
Cosmo: Yippee! That ouch!
~Fairly Odd-Parents
"Big doubles, no troubles!" ~Todd Lyons
Edited by - Trainman on 7/7/2004 9:50:31 PM
Post by: Trainman on July 07, 2004, 11:15:38 PM
Markio: things*
Trainman: thinga
Meowrik: Other people will talk, but I will never remember myself.
Trainman: hehehehheehhehhehehehehehehhehe
"Big doubles, no troubles!" ~Todd Lyons
Post by: Trainman on July 09, 2004, 11:41:12 PM
~Recent Trainman quote
"Big doubles, no troubles!" ~Todd Lyons
Post by: Insane Steve on July 10, 2004, 09:36:03 PM
<MadRhetoric> I need a short break myself.
<TEM> brb I'm leaving the pc for 3 secs
<TEM> ok I'm back
<Insane_Steve> I don't need a break, or a brake even
<TEM> D'oh
<TEM> I'm to psyched for correct spelling.
<Insane_Steve> Trainman can use a brake.
~TetriNET, 7-10-04
~I.S.~
Edited by - Insane Steve on 7/10/2004 8:38:20 PM
Post by: Trainman on July 10, 2004, 10:47:01 PM
~Recent Trainman quote
"YOU BAST... I mean bass terd."
~Recent Trainman quote
"i have an idea! for a new fan fic! its called plumber academy!
-Critter13ratm
MEGAߥTE: I hope! you didn't get! an aneurysm thinking that one up!"
Mailbag contributor: What. do you spi on nintendo or something?
MEGAߥTE: I'm sick of trying to distinguish "font" for "can't" or "don't." I didn't spit on Nintendo, either!
(I know it's indirect, but I can't find the mailbag with the original letters, responses, etc.)
COME ON, PEOPLE. Where is your quote spirit? "i font belive this will be mi 4th post in a row."
"Big doubles, no troubles!" ~Todd Lyons
Post by: Raccoon Sam on July 11, 2004, 07:03:07 AM
(insert signature here)
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 11, 2004, 06:21:29 PM
"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Post by: Trainman on July 11, 2004, 06:38:17 PM
"Phooding..." ~??? (<--Those reminded me of the member, ????? ???????? ???????. Where did he go? Whatever...)
"WTD." ~Chupperson quote
I just remembered some... heh, then I forgot...
"Big doubles, no troubles!" ~Todd Lyons
Post by: Trainman on July 11, 2004, 06:46:22 PM
Rork: Like it?
Trainman: Looks like you took a picture of your feet
Trainman: or something
Trainman: from here
Rork: its spawn
How I mistook Spawn for feet and black sweatpant legs, I don't know. Greentoe, I guess, instead of the Greenthumb...
"Big doubles, no troubles!" ~Todd Lyons
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 11, 2004, 06:47:17 PM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 11, 2004, 06:55:15 PM
*shakes head* How soon they forget.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 11, 2004, 07:34:26 PM
"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 7/11/2004 6:34:46 PM
Post by: nintendo is sorry on July 12, 2004, 10:58:13 PM
Mario Party 6?!!!!! Who saw that one comin''?
Edited by - Killa of PS2 on 7/13/2004 9:58:47 PM
Post by: TEM on July 13, 2004, 01:57:23 PM
Today is alright 4 2night!
Post by: nintendo is sorry on July 13, 2004, 10:59:44 PM
Mario Party 6?!!!!! Who saw that one comin''?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on July 15, 2004, 11:11:51 PM
---
Meowrik (Quit: I hate people who buys ROMs of new games)
---
<Lizard_Dude> So...how 'bout that University of North Carolina.
Edited by - MEGAߥTE on 7/15/2004 10:36:38 PM
Post by: TEM on July 16, 2004, 12:28:13 AM
Reality slowed bent Time and.
The and on Eggman But on went.
Edited by - TEM on 7/15/2004 11:35:09 PM
Post by: Markio on July 16, 2004, 09:39:10 AM
***Markio has quit (Quit: Ciao!)
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 16, 2004, 02:10:01 PM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: Forest Guy on July 16, 2004, 06:47:50 PM
"vfwt3fr76iwf76iw2freuwgfr87owtrfg8w3eg" -Trainman says this very often for no reason
Never mind, I saw how my quote is hilarious.
______________________
What part of the chicken is the McNugget, exactly?
Edited by - Meowrik on 7/17/2004 7:00:45 AM
Post by: Jman on July 16, 2004, 10:55:01 PM
"The world has gone down the crapper!" Recent Jman quote.
Proud to be an American!
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 17, 2004, 09:47:11 AM
<o_0-the-metroid> Street lady?
<Koopaslaya> I don;t know who in the world she is.
<Koopaslaya> I was so weird.
<o_0-the-metroid> <Koopaslaya> I was told by some random lady on the street lady <--WTD?
<Koopaslaya> On the strre.
<o_0-the-metroid> STRRE?
<Koopaslaya> I have mest up.
Push Button...
Receive Bacon!
Post by: TEM on July 21, 2004, 09:20:35 PM
Reality slowed bent Time and.
The and on Eggman But on went.
Post by: Deezer on July 21, 2004, 10:02:34 PM
[15:20:16] <Lizard_Dude> Don't know what you're talking about
[15:21:40] <Deez/afk> Sung to "The Farmer in the Dell"
[15:21:50] <Deez/afk> Buy a Ford Focus and get a Dell PC free
[15:21:54] <Deez/afk> Really, really annoying
[15:22:01] <MegaByte> such is TV
[15:22:49] <Lizard_Dude> How good a Dell PC?
[15:23:24] <Lizard_Dude> I probably get it, but haven't watched TV in 8 months
[15:24:05] <Deez/afk> They don't say anything about the PC
[15:24:17] <Deez/afk> Except "The printer's phat, the monitor's flat..."
[15:24:44] <MegaByte> Dude, you got a Dell.... where's my car?
[15:24:59] <Deez/afk> Ahahahah
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 22, 2004, 01:44:37 PM
<MegaByte-away> crap the one class I was looking forward to was cancelled
<Sapph-Prophesying> aww, poor MB ;__;
<MegaByte-away> now I have like nothing at all to take...
<Lizard_Dude> Except...YOUR LIFE
<Sapph-Prophesying> X_x
<MegaByte-away> I guess I'll take Artificial Intelligence, but I DO NOT want 8 AM
<Lizard_Dude> At 8 AM you couldn't pass a Turing Test
<Lizard_Dude> *buh dum CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH zzzzzOW!*
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: MEGAߥTE on July 22, 2004, 09:45:13 PM
<Vidgmchtr> Not in actual numbers!
A few days later...
<Vidgmchtr> What's with classicgaming? It's so slow recently.
<Markio> Slow gaming is classic.
<Deezer> It's like trying to run Mario Sunshine on Atari
<Deezer> Vid would like that, because it has only one button
* Vidgmchtr (Quit: .......)
Post by: Markio on July 22, 2004, 11:27:38 PM
I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.
Post by: TEM on July 25, 2004, 08:22:22 PM
.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
Post by: Vidgmchtr on July 25, 2004, 08:43:31 PM
Post by: Forest Guy on July 26, 2004, 12:00:25 AM
______________________
What part of the chicken is the McNugget, exactly?
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 26, 2004, 07:01:19 PM
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Post by: Trainman on July 26, 2004, 09:28:57 PM
Here is how it's done, people.
1. Put fingers in "home" position on they keyboard.
2. Randomly bash only those keys.
3. There you go.
Hmmm, anything the "group" says is classic to everyone (Deez, MB, Chup, LD, Watoad, Sapph, Insane S., etc.) everyone... but... some of it IS funny, though.
Anyway, here's another.
"My face blew up." ~Trainman
"PAAA!!â„¢" ~Trainman
"HURRY UP BEFORE I PAAA YOU IN THE FACE." ~Hmm, who do you think...
My face takes up a large portion of my head.
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 31, 2004, 01:50:07 PM
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 8/15/2004 7:19:25 PM
Post by: TEM on August 01, 2004, 05:53:22 AM
.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 15, 2004, 08:10:52 PM
<eddie> nintendoexpert89, you say british are sticky! - eddie when I was trying to speak Danish to him. (August 15, 19:06:50)
Romance is for the weak-minded.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 8/15/2004 7:13:43 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 15, 2004, 08:30:56 PM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 15, 2004, 10:48:30 PM
Romance is for the weak-minded.
Post by: Jman on August 28, 2004, 03:50:46 PM
"Yeah! Robotnik couldn't make a plan bigger than his appetite!"
Post by: MEGAߥTE on February 11, 2006, 02:37:48 PM
[2006.02.11 12:31:12] Lizard_Dude: on 1-1 they say, why don't you get the life?
[2006.02.11 12:31:19] Lizard_Dude: and I say what good are lives?
[2006.02.11 12:31:23] Lizard_Dude: and they say if you die
[2006.02.11 12:31:30] Lizard_Dude: and I say you die at Mario? HAhahahaha
[2006.02.11 12:31:39] Lizard_Dude: I have no friends.
Post by: Khold on February 11, 2006, 03:18:54 PM
Post by: Jman on February 11, 2006, 04:36:43 PM
Oh well, as long as I'm here...
"Does the Lizard drink Bacon?"
I forgot who said it, but it was hilarious!
"mmm, Bacon Soda."
Also forgot who said that one. Whoever can get those, post 'em here.
Post by: MaxVance on February 11, 2006, 04:39:31 PM
EDIT: Here's a classic quote.
I'm not crazy! *swallows $40* Would you care for a cup of Febreze? It's that fresh!!!!
Post by: HolyAarom on February 11, 2006, 05:12:26 PM
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
-Red Paratroopa. I want him to come back.
Post by: Luigison on February 11, 2006, 05:15:45 PM
"Does the Lizard drink Bacon?"Maybe he would drink the new diet Coke. http://newdietcoke.ytmnd.com/
Post by: MaxVance on February 11, 2006, 08:31:18 PM
<Sunbun> on a chinese restaurant menu: "Sliced Fish with Bean Bean Sauce"
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 09, 2006, 12:51:42 PM
~This one you probably won't get.
<mARiopEdia> wheres dezzer
~Classic.
<Markio> My goodness. That made me experience the emotion of happiness, for I laughed, and not just in my mind, but aloud, using my vocal cords to release the sound and natural effect of laughter.
~Attacking or defending use of "lol". I can't remember which, lol.
<Vidgmchtr> Argh the sweat on my hands is making my ring fall off
<BlackMage|Study> Sometimes it's better not to type anything at all.
~Vidgmchtr still thinks BM wasn't talking to him.
<Boo_penguin> 09:28 Report from Argentina : Some cat is moving in the street, cold and coffee :)
<Boo_penguin> 09:50 Report from Argentina : Drinking coffee and eating some cookies, and some guy bring me my e-mail. Poor guy, it's cold outside.
~Boo_penguin is the funniest man alive.
<Sapphira> I hope I'm not opening a can or worms or something, because I really have no idea about it at all... but what happened with Mikyla?
<Lizard_Dude> Ah nothin'
<Lizard_Dude> We just suffered the lovely fate of living in different towns for too long
<Sapphira> :(
<Sapphira> didn't try to make it work, hmm?
<Lizard_Dude> For two years
<Lizard_Dude> I don't really know; it just stopped
<Sapphira> wow. ouch. hmm.
<Lizard_Dude> Don't worry, I'm not crying myself to sleep every night
<Sapphira> I take it this was when you went away to college?
<Lizard_Dude> No, two years after
<Sapphira> that's what I meant
<Lizard_Dude> okay
<Sapphira> I meant, that's when you lived in different towns--when you went to college
<Lizard_Dude> I only have one huge regret :'(
<Sapphira> yeah? :(
<Lizard_Dude> yeah :(
<Sapphira> want to talk? or is it too personal?
<Lizard_Dude> It's pretty personal, but
<Lizard_Dude> I never...
<Lizard_Dude> ...got my hands on a red bow in time to re-enact your conception scene for a camportal picture
<Sapphira> X_x
<Sapphira> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Lizard_Dude> 'night Sapph :D
<Sapphira> oh gee, thanks
<Sapphira> -_-'
Post by: Sapphira on April 09, 2006, 01:13:37 PM
That's the last time I try to be all caring and nice to you.
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 09, 2006, 01:42:57 PM
Post by: TEM on April 09, 2006, 04:38:39 PM
Post by: G-Dawg on April 09, 2006, 05:32:52 PM
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 09, 2006, 05:39:46 PM
"Then, due to a temporal casualty loop, the story started over." - Someone from A MARIO STORY: YOU ADD ONE SENTENCE TO THE TALE. Actually, it was used more that once.
Post by: Glorb on April 11, 2006, 05:04:05 PM
When will someone bump that story back to life?!
Post by: Jman on April 13, 2006, 04:07:42 PM
-My friend while hauling steel.
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 16, 2006, 11:31:08 AM
<Sapph-Away> whee
<Sapph-Away> Easter food party time or something
<n-fani> I had some SHEEP
<n-fani> It was excellent
<n-fani> Indian style'd
<Mushroom_Boy> BAAAA
<n-fani> Y HELLO THAR
<Chupperson> ...
Post by: Jman on April 16, 2006, 04:40:05 PM
"Wait! We will know when it is time to help our friend. We must be patient. If we rush into this, worlds may fall!"
"Darn it, this is no time for dramatic speeches!"
-dialog between two characters in my novel.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 16, 2006, 04:42:47 PM
Post by: Jman on April 16, 2006, 04:49:40 PM
"That is more messed up than Michael Jackson's nose!"
-me, when referring to anything that is majorly screwed up.
Post by: TEM on April 16, 2006, 05:29:20 PM
Post by: dude677 on April 16, 2006, 05:31:09 PM
Usually repeating something you said instantly makes it unclassic, otherwise if it was indeed classic, someone else would have posted it. The best course of action would be to not post anything until you actually do find something classic.
Post by: Insane Steve on April 16, 2006, 06:26:36 PM
Like there will never be any more classic literature.
Post by: Jman on April 16, 2006, 09:01:41 PM
Somehow, I don't think there will be any more classic quotes on the FF.
Like there will never be any more classic literature.
Yeah, I think I ruined it for us all.
Post by: PaperMario on April 18, 2006, 12:05:40 AM
[2006.02.11 12:30:49] Lizard_Dude: Whenever people watch me play Mario,
[2006.02.11 12:31:12] Lizard_Dude: on 1-1 they say, why don't you get the life?
[2006.02.11 12:31:19] Lizard_Dude: and I say what good are lives?
[2006.02.11 12:31:23] Lizard_Dude: and they say if you die
[2006.02.11 12:31:30] Lizard_Dude: and I say you die at Mario? HAhahahaha
[2006.02.11 12:31:39] Lizard_Dude: I have no friends.
This thread is almost two whole years old...o_O
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 18, 2006, 04:08:52 PM
Post by: Glorb on April 19, 2006, 08:27:58 AM
Post by: dude677 on April 19, 2006, 02:23:39 PM
Anyways, when Lizard Dude wrote about him throwing his dead cat out by the hind legs far out back down the hill so they can't smell it when the coyotes come, that was a classic.
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 19, 2006, 04:02:42 PM
Post by: Luigison on April 22, 2006, 08:23:54 PM
Post by: TEM on April 22, 2006, 10:06:37 PM
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 23, 2006, 03:45:12 AM
Post by: Jman on April 23, 2006, 07:46:34 AM
"You really do have a goomba in your heart!"
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 24, 2006, 11:01:14 PM
<Sapph-HW> it's pretty awesome
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 24, 2006, 11:26:25 PM
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 24, 2006, 11:50:55 PM
Post by: Sapphira on April 25, 2006, 12:00:39 AM
Here's the context of that conversation:
[04/25, 00:57:01] MegaByte-away: is your school even accredited?
--
[04/25, 00:58:10] Lizard_Dude: Sapphira's school is some hobo behind the library
[04/25, 00:58:25] Sapph-HW: your MOM is some hobo behind the library
[04/25, 00:58:27] Lizard_Dude: He gives good lectures
[04/25, 00:59:31] Lizard_Dude: The real question is how come he's still a hobo when people like Sapphira keep paying him thousands of dollars to go to school
[04/25, 00:59:48] Sapph-HW: he spends it all on DRUGS
[04/25, 00:59:53] Sapph-HW: and BOOZE
[04/25, 01:00:06] Lizard_Dude: I suppose that's neccessary if he's an art expert
[04/25, 01:00:20] Sapph-HW: and then we all party and get drunk and high on weekends
[04/25, 01:00:25] Sapph-HW: it's pretty awesome
[04/25, 01:00:54] Sapph-HW: makes us see some creepy things that make good art
[04/25, 01:00:57] Lizard_Dude: Well he's providing the real college experience
[04/25, 01:00:57] Sapph-HW: whooOoOOooo
[04/25, 01:02:01] Sapph-HW: actually, my art teacher is this small, sweet lady or something. she's like a mouse XD
[04/25, 01:03:59] MegaByte-away: (that's what he looks like after the drugs)
[04/25, 01:05:41] Deezer: ahaha
[04/25, 01:06:02] Sapph-HW: XD
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 25, 2006, 12:24:48 AM
Post by: BP on April 25, 2006, 12:41:08 AM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 25, 2006, 02:31:54 PM
Post by: Sapphira on April 25, 2006, 02:38:38 PM
Post by: Jman on April 25, 2006, 04:16:30 PM
Post by: MaxVance on April 25, 2006, 04:48:10 PM
/me aligns it with other matching cookies.
<n-fani> WATCH OUT
<n-fani> You'll lose your cookies
/me tosses his cookies all over n-fani.
/me opens his mouth
n-fani is now known as some_cookies.
/me land in n-fani's mouth
some_cookies is now known as n-fani.
<MegaByte-away> eww
<n-fani> Ahh
<MegaByte-away> tossing your cookies is an expression for throwing up
<n-fani> That's new to me
<n-fani> I'll remember that now
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 25, 2006, 04:57:57 PM
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 14, 2006, 11:26:44 AM
<Tripod> i have a barerear
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 19, 2006, 11:58:13 AM
<big> hello guys
<big> i have a question
<big> its about luigi
<Lizard_Dude> Shoot
<big> was there ever a eveil luigi?
<Lizard_Dude> Yeah, Waluigi
<big> <censored> you!!!!!!!!
* big has quit IRC (Quit: Ciao!)
Post by: Jman on May 20, 2006, 07:41:07 PM
Post by: Sapphira on June 01, 2006, 02:47:27 PM
[06/01, 16:36:11] TEM: What has gone wrong with the world?
[06/01, 16:39:12] *** Vamp has joined #tmk.
[06/01, 16:39:43] Sapphira: O__o XD
[06/01, 16:40:12] TEM: It gets worse http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7957304890038761655&q=Pizazz
[06/01, 16:42:39] Sapphira: oh dear gosh
[06/01, 16:43:22] Vamp: scary
[06/01, 16:43:29] Sapphira: TEM, you look a little different ;)
[06/01, 16:43:54] TEM: Every time I put on short shorts and a half shirt someone says that to me
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 04, 2006, 12:19:03 PM
"Have you ever been in looooove?"
Post by: Luigison on June 04, 2006, 02:53:13 PM
[13:43] <Vidgmchtr> My friend hates me for using grammar and punctuation in IM windows
[13:44] <Chupperson> ...
[13:44] <Vidgmchtr> That's exactly how I responded when she told me that
[13:45] <Luigison> You used "friend" or "hates" incorrectly.
[13:45] <Chupperson> haha
[13:47] <Nimoshi> Yay?
[13:47] <Vidgmchtr> YAY FOR HYPOCRITISM
[13:47] <Chupperson> hypocrisy
[13:47] <Vidgmchtr> :D
[13:48] <Deezer> BREAKING NEWS http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13073811/
Edit: Current rating: 4.5 [out of 5] by 953 users
Post by: G-Dawg on June 30, 2006, 08:09:48 PM
Post by: Vidgmchtr on June 30, 2006, 08:22:34 PM
Post by: Sapphira on July 01, 2006, 02:01:12 PM
(Edited for relevance)
[07/01, 00:59:08] Sapphira: it sounded like Chup reading at that point
[07/01, 00:59:24] MegaByte: yeah, I didn't realize my voice got bad like that
[07/01, 00:59:36] TEM: Hahah
[07/01, 00:59:41] TEM: Chup burn
[07/01, 00:59:43] Sapphira: ahaha
[07/01, 00:59:52] MegaByte: haha, didn't mean it like that
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 12, 2006, 02:51:42 PM
[15:48:03] <TEM> I dressed up like him for Halloween once
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 26, 2006, 08:23:32 PM
[21:20:39] <Chupperson> You expecting that sometime soon?
[21:20:53] <Mr_Melee> NAw, just pooped in my mind
Post by: MEGAߥTE on July 26, 2006, 11:26:27 PM
[2006.07.26 22:18:45] MegaByte: dancing guys get all the chicks
[2006.07.26 22:19:08] Deezer: bbl dance lessons
Post by: Glorb on July 28, 2006, 04:55:36 PM
Come on Glorb, make with the funny! You can do it!
Post by: BP on July 28, 2006, 05:29:06 PM
Post by: The Chef on July 28, 2006, 07:34:55 PM
Post by: Markio on July 28, 2006, 07:51:41 PM
Post by: MaxVance on July 28, 2006, 08:32:23 PM
Also, the best way to get a classic quote is to be in #tmk when you say it.
Post by: Mr. Melee on July 29, 2006, 06:45:12 AM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 09, 2006, 08:24:17 PM
[19:52:58] <ss-masiah> Holy smokes, I jsut found a Gunsmith cats t-shirt.
[19:56:32] <ss-masiah> The chances of me ever seeing something like that available are almost obsolete.
Post by: TEM on August 13, 2006, 06:55:34 PM
<n-fani> I can never find them
Post by: coolkid on August 20, 2006, 04:59:00 PM
Post by: The Chef on August 20, 2006, 06:58:09 PM
Post by: Jman on August 24, 2006, 01:35:49 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 24, 2006, 01:58:29 PM
Post by: Jman on August 28, 2006, 12:47:12 PM
Post by: SolidShroom on August 28, 2006, 11:54:32 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 29, 2006, 01:07:23 AM
Post by: superstarMASIAH on August 29, 2006, 09:04:29 AM
Post by: Insane Steve on August 29, 2006, 01:31:54 PM
bash.org is that way. *insinuates*
Post by: superstarMASIAH on August 29, 2006, 01:55:05 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 11, 2006, 01:55:03 AM
<Markio> now I just imagine them doing the robot, which is too cool
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 11, 2006, 03:35:08 PM
Post by: MaxVance on September 11, 2006, 03:36:42 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 12, 2006, 02:02:38 AM
Post by: Insane Steve on September 13, 2006, 02:54:28 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmyspace-054.vo.llnwd.net%2F01066%2F45%2F06%2F1066876054_l.jpg&hash=0241a8f0c8254fd30ed46ecb49f6edc0)
Not a classic "quote" per se, but this picture is STILL awesome a week after it was posted.
Post by: Luigison on September 14, 2006, 01:20:17 AM
[00:18] <TEM> what's up with that
[00:18] <Lizard_Dude> The Earth is rotating
Post by: TEM on September 17, 2006, 04:22:29 PM
<Lizard_Dude> I'm going to kill you
Post by: TEM on September 26, 2006, 09:40:50 PM
<Lizard_Dude> I'll let you like the lollipop
<Lizard_Dude> Go 'head girl, don't you stop
<Lizard_Dude> Keep going 'til you hit the stop
<Chupperson> not the greatest rhyming I've ever heard
<Lizard_Dude> Whoops
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 27, 2006, 11:47:07 AM
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 01, 2006, 09:41:42 AM
<Jessica> Have we stopped with the childish fighting?
<Jessica> Seems like it, now somebody talk to me.
<Jessica> . . . Sheik.
<Jessica> SOMEEBODY W A K E U P!
<NintendoExpert89> I'm busy working on a Mario fan game and watching Angry Beavers
<Jessica> Well I g2g anyways.
<NintendoExpert89> bye
* Jessica has quit IRC (Quit: you all are boring)
<Max|almostDEATH> She's annoying.
* Max|almostDEATH is now known as MaxVance
<MaxVance> Maybe she should go back to AOL if she wants constant idiocy.
<MaxVance> Er, talking
<MaxVance> .
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 01, 2006, 06:04:37 PM
"This has got to be the only forum where I've never made a truly memorable quote anywhere." ~ Insane Steve
Post by: MaxVance on October 02, 2006, 06:09:42 PM
<Mr_Melee> Do you have a warranty?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on October 06, 2006, 11:52:00 PM
[2006.10.06 22:42:43] Art: well I guess later then
Post by: TEM on October 10, 2006, 10:19:14 PM
<Markio> a naked boy asks a turtle how many licks, turtle says "I never made it without biting, ask Mr. Owl", Mr. Owl just bited the lollipop after three licks.
<Markio> *bit
<Fifth> ...And then if you consider the fact that birds don't have saliva...
<Fifth> ...and so the owl could only lick to the center with friction...
<Markio> the morals are: we will never reach goals, as demonstrated by the words of the turtle;
* Chupperson is now known as Chup|TowerOfShower
<Markio> Cheating is the only way to get somewhere, as demonstrated by the owl's actions;
<TEM> I think you have something
<Fifth> and the boy?
<Chup|TowerOfShower> he's naked apparently
Post by: TEM on October 11, 2006, 05:18:18 PM
<luigifan500> IMPERIO! CRUCIO! AVADA KEDAVRA! I used all 3 on you!
<luigifan500> **** muggles, youll never understand my true power!
* luigifan500 was kicked by Mushroom_Boy (Watch your language!)
<luigifan500> Diffindo! Now your split in half!
<luigifan500> Evenesco! Now i just made you dissapear!
<luigifan500> incendio! I just set you on fire!
* luigifan500 was kicked by Mushroom_Boy (iacio, I just threw you out)
<luigifan500> I just saw the spell to make you all forget everything, so thisll be the last one i say. Obliviate!
<Chupperson> !kb luigifan500
* Mushroom_Boy sets mode: +b *!*@732375C8.2159EB9A.FC0A4638.IP
* luigifan500 was kicked by Mushroom_Boy (Requested)
<BirdPerson> That's a great spell, Chup.
<Chupperson> yeah I like it
Post by: Jman on October 12, 2006, 06:17:38 PM
-Said in the chatroom. To me, nonetheless.
Post by: MaxVance on October 14, 2006, 10:36:43 PM
<BirdPerson> I do.
<Deezer> He doesn't recall seeing you
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 23, 2006, 07:52:06 PM
<zombeking> branssssssssssssssssss
<zombeking> im a 100 year's old
<Vorpy> the king of all zombes
<zombeking> bransssssssssssssssssssssss
<Vorpy> the 100 year old zombe needs more bran
Post by: Sapphira on October 29, 2006, 11:17:51 PM
[10/30, 00:11:25] Sapphira: not to mention I'm a bountry hunter
[10/30, 00:11:50] Vidgmchtr: BOUNTRY PAPER TOWELS
[10/30, 00:12:16] Suffix: Deh quirlted quirker picker urper! Bountry!
[10/30, 00:12:28] Suffix: Or better yet, Brountry.
[10/30, 00:12:39] Vidgmchtr: Brountry? Sounds dirty
[10/30, 00:12:48] Suffix: Most trees are brown.
[10/30, 00:12:54] Suffix: To some extent.
[10/30, 00:12:56] MegaByte-away: that's somebody that tracks down UPS packages
Post by: TEM on November 10, 2006, 06:13:03 PM
[11/10, 19:10:15] <Sunbun> +umlaut thingus
[11/10, 19:10:17] <TEM> How is that pronouced? I read it Buh Jork
[11/10, 19:11:00] * Rao is now known as Rao|Away
[11/10, 19:11:09] <Sunbun> it doesn't matter, she creeps me out either way you say it
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 10, 2006, 09:52:45 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 14, 2006, 08:27:07 AM
[01:15:05] <Deezer> Alone or in pairs
[01:15:15] <Deezer> Rolls over your neighbor's dog
[01:15:19] <Deezer> What's great for a snack
[01:15:22] <Deezer> And fits on your back?
[01:15:27] <Deezer> It's fog! fog! fog!
[01:30:05] <Lizard_Dude> Plot twist
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 14, 2006, 10:34:24 PM
--Luigison
Post by: frostbite on November 18, 2006, 04:27:50 PM
I always liked the one by LD about his easy bake oven.
Actually, it was I who came up with that quote, here (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=4207.msg292882;topicseen#msg292882).
Post by: The Chef on November 18, 2006, 08:12:12 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 18, 2006, 10:12:09 PM
Post by: Sapphira on November 18, 2006, 11:08:46 PM
Post by: Luigison on November 19, 2006, 07:57:27 AM
Post by: The Chef on November 19, 2006, 08:20:48 AM
Post by: Sapphira on November 19, 2006, 10:53:37 AM
The Chef: Most of them are active.
Post by: Markio on November 20, 2006, 10:34:01 PM
;P
Post by: Insane Steve on November 26, 2006, 01:30:46 AM
No, seriously, I look back to my posts from 2002 and 2003 and I don't like 15 year old me very much. Funny how people change over four or so years.
Post by: BP on November 26, 2006, 08:58:23 PM
<Vidgmchtr> I don't think so Sunbun.
<Sunbun> for one some of them are emo
<Sunbun> and well
<Sunbun> hmm
<Vidgmchtr> No I just bleh I don't word whatevrer I want to say
<Vidgmchtr> *can't
<Vidgmchtr> WOW I SUCK AT COMPOSING SENTENCES
<Rao> Indeed.
Post by: Vidgmchtr on November 26, 2006, 09:22:49 PM
No one ever posted this... :/
Post by: Pt_Peach on November 27, 2006, 12:13:39 AM
No, seriously, I look back to my posts from 2002 and 2003 and I don't like 15 year old me very much. Funny how people change over four or so years.
And I seriously dislike the 12 year old me. The n00b. The improper grammer-like person.I'm sure everyone else did, too.
Post by: Luigison on November 27, 2006, 06:46:41 AM
Post by: Jman on November 29, 2006, 12:11:42 AM
Post by: BP on November 29, 2006, 01:52:41 AM
<PtPeach> You're still the "O RLY" kid?
<BirdPerson> NO WAI!!1
[after this point I look at some other YTMNDs and use the bathroom]
<PtPeach> I'm gonna pass out any minute now
<PtPeach> G'Night
<PtPeach> waiting
<PtPeach> what is it
<DeadLarva> you people and your passing out, it's not good for you
<BirdPerson> Tomorrow, 'tis a WEDNESDAY
<PtPeach> You kept me up to tell me it was Wednesday?
<BirdPerson> ...
<PtPeach> ...
<DeadLarva> he said "NO WAI", not "NO WAIT"
<PtPeach> but that's his way of saying "NO WAIT"
<PtPeach> I think...
<BirdPerson> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah, I said "Wai" not "wait"
<PtPeach> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
<Boo|X_x> CHIKI CHIKA
<DeadLarva> it's "no way"
<Boo|X_x> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
<BirdPerson> It's the third part of the O RLY trilogy
<PtPeach> IT IS MY FAULT!!!
<PtPeach> I'm gonna cry
Post by: Sapphira on December 03, 2006, 10:48:57 PM
[12/03, 23:41:32] Deez|away: They wear protective masks
Post by: Jman on December 03, 2006, 11:05:04 PM
Post by: Sapphira on December 04, 2006, 01:45:46 AM
[12/04, 02:35:03] Sapph-HW: dunno how I'm even going to finish it by 5 days later
[12/04, 02:35:39] Sapph-HW: and this thing is like 25% of my grade ;_;
[12/04, 02:36:56] Deezer: Maybe you should work on a time machine!
[12/04, 02:37:21] Sapph-HW: how 'bout you do that while I work on my assignment
[12/04, 02:37:48] Sapph-HW: if you have any success, let me use it
[12/04, 02:38:10] Deezer: Hmm
[12/04, 02:38:16] Deezer: I have a better idea
[12/04, 02:38:23] Deezer: !teleport Sapph-HW
[12/04, 02:38:23] Mushroom_Boy: The Mushroom Teleporter sends Sapph-HW to detention
[12/04, 02:38:26] Sapph-HW: -_-
[12/04, 02:38:27] Deezer: hahahaha
[12/04, 02:38:31] Deezer: hahahahahahahahaha
Deezer's luck manipulation skills are freaky.
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 04, 2006, 02:40:10 AM
<BirdPerson> Tomorrow, 'tis a WEDNESDAY
<PtPeach> You kept me up to tell me it was Wednesday?
<BirdPerson> ...
<PtPeach> ...
<DeadLarva> he said "NO WAI", not "NO WAIT"
<PtPeach> but that's his way of saying "NO WAIT"
<PtPeach> I think...
<BirdPerson> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah, I said "Wai" not "wait"
<PtPeach> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
<Boo|X_x> CHIKI CHIKA
<DeadLarva> it's "no way"
<Boo|X_x> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
<BirdPerson> It's the third part of the O RLY trilogy
<PtPeach> IT IS MY FAULT!!!
<PtPeach> I'm gonna cry
Man, I felt stupid right there.
Post by: Deezer on December 04, 2006, 12:58:07 PM
12/14/2003
[23:35:59] <Kario> Mega byte whats your favorite classic mario game
[23:36:04] <Vidgmchtr> ...
[23:36:08] <MegaByte-studying> I already told you
[23:36:13] <Kario> you did?
[23:36:15] <MegaByte-studying> Mario Teaches Communism
[23:36:17] <Chupperson> Heh
[23:36:20] <Kario> ..that game succks
1/2/04
[03:13:01] <Meowrik> My dad would never beat me. Heh, he's like the ideal father.
[03:13:08] <Trainman> I KNOW, Meowrik
[03:13:14] <Meowrik> He never hit my sister or brother. EVER.
[03:13:17] <Meowrik> It's amazing.
[03:13:22] <Deezer> !starfox
[03:13:23] <Mushroom_Boy> "Dang, I'm hit!"
1/13/04
[19:08:54] * Vidgmchtr has never been to Chicago, nor many of the other 50 states
1/19/04
[16:11:17] <Lizard_Dude> There once was a man named Deezer
[16:11:32] <Lizard_Dude> He was somewhat of a teaser
[16:13:49] <Lizard_Dude> The updates are there
[16:13:53] <Lizard_Dude> But are kind of rare
[16:13:59] <Lizard_Dude> When he posts it is really a pleaser
10/20/04
[22:36:20] <Ultimate_pumper> i must fell sad or angry for your stupid comments???
[22:36:38] <AV-Cables> "Fell?"
[22:37:54] <AV-Cables> I think you must've meant "feel."
[22:39:32] <Ultimate_pumper> yes, you don't know english... you're stupid and blind??? and i don't care the grammar
[22:39:55] <AV-Cables> wow shut the [heck] up
[22:40:01] <AV-Cables> IGNORED
[22:40:51] <Ultimate_pumper> buah, buah, he ignored me..... Stupid
[22:43:38] <Ultimate_pumper> -___-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[22:46:40] <Ultimate_pumper> BUMP
[22:53:10] <nintendoexpert89> ................
[22:53:35] <Ultimate_pumper> Booooooooooooooooooooooooring
[22:56:45] <AV-Cables> Is Ultimate_pumper talking like an idiot?
[22:56:49] <AV-Cables> I cannot hear him. :D
[22:57:45] <nintendoexpert89> yes
[22:57:53] <Ultimate_pumper> he makes me laugth
[22:57:58] <Ultimate_pumper> is a moron
[22:58:28] <Deez|afk> Um
[22:58:37] <Deez|afk> Did he just bump a chatroom? :D:D
[22:58:46] <Ultimate_pumper> i think so :P
10/20/04
[18:00:13] <n-fani> I can't take xD-memory card seriously for some reason :|
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 04, 2006, 01:04:30 PM
1/13/04
[19:08:54] * Vidgmchtr has never been to Chicago, nor many of the other 50 states
XD
Post by: Vidgmchtr on December 04, 2006, 03:21:34 PM
Post by: MaxVance on December 04, 2006, 05:19:18 PM
Deezer's luck manipulation skills are freaky.I'll have to agree with you.
1/2/04
[03:13:01] <Meowrik> My dad would never beat me. Heh, he's like the ideal father.
[03:13:08] <Trainman> I KNOW, Meowrik
[03:13:14] <Meowrik> He never hit my sister or brother. EVER.
[03:13:17] <Meowrik> It's amazing.
[03:13:22] <Deezer> !starfox
[03:13:23] <Mushroom_Boy> "Dang, I'm hit!"
Post by: TEM on December 04, 2006, 08:33:25 PM
Post by: Jman on December 04, 2006, 09:46:50 PM
Post by: Vidgmchtr on December 04, 2006, 10:32:25 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 04, 2006, 10:38:08 PM
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 04, 2006, 11:04:14 PM
Post by: MaxVance on December 05, 2006, 06:41:12 AM
/sarcasm\ Here's a classic quote: anything not said by me.\sarcasm\Not everything said by not you isn't funny. Like this. This isn't funny.
Post by: Sapphira on December 05, 2006, 08:48:13 AM
...At least not necessarily.
Post by: SolidShroom on December 07, 2006, 02:19:35 PM
[15:17] <EclipsedMoon> That is going to be my epitaph
Post by: Kojinka on December 08, 2006, 08:04:39 AM
Classic ≠ funnyUnless we're talking about Boo_penguin.
...At least not necessarily.
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 08, 2006, 09:12:29 AM
Post by: Luigison on December 08, 2006, 12:37:18 PM
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 08, 2006, 12:47:29 PM
Post by: Sapphira on December 08, 2006, 05:11:58 PM
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 08, 2006, 05:17:09 PM
Post by: Red Paratroopa on December 08, 2006, 07:44:20 PM
Post by: MaxVance on December 08, 2006, 07:45:29 PM
Post by: Red Paratroopa on December 08, 2006, 07:48:02 PM
Post by: Sapphira on December 08, 2006, 07:55:47 PM
Post by: Vidgmchtr on December 08, 2006, 08:52:25 PM
Post by: Toad on December 08, 2006, 10:41:06 PM
Quote from: frostbite on November 21, 2006, 05:15:46 pm
Golf is terrible.
Quote from: Lizard Dude on November 21, 2006, 08:24:17 pm
Nintendo has created a perfect representation of real golf!
Post by: BP on December 09, 2006, 02:14:20 AM
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 09, 2006, 07:10:52 AM
While these quotes aren't quiet old enough to be considered a classic, I still found it a good one..
Quote from: frostbite on November 21, 2006, 05:15:46 pm
Golf is terrible.
Quote from: Lizard Dude on November 21, 2006, 08:24:17 pm
Nintendo has created a perfect representation of real golf!
Eh, the fact that it represents two completely different people's opinions, the humor is just completely lost on me. LD's actual complete original quote was better.
Post by: MaxVance on December 09, 2006, 05:14:35 PM
The first two phrases were once Sapphira's sig.
Post by: Sapphira on December 10, 2006, 12:32:18 AM
Post by: Jman on December 10, 2006, 01:04:10 AM
Post by: Sapphira on December 10, 2006, 02:27:23 AM
Post by: Jman on December 10, 2006, 10:15:41 AM
Post by: The Chef on December 10, 2006, 11:06:37 AM
Post by: Markio on December 10, 2006, 12:34:51 PM
But I'm not about to just run out and say "Yeah, I was stupid back then." You know why? Because I should be more responsible and not just dismiss bad behavior like that! People shouldn't just say, "Yeah, I was stupid back then", when they maimed four animals or intentionally used up someone's post-its or something. We should say we're sorry. Which brings me to my next point. I'm sorry, everyone. For being stupid in the past. And just know that if/as I continue to act stupid in the future, I will always feel a little regret as it happens.
Post by: Sapphira on December 10, 2006, 12:49:41 PM
Post by: Vidgmchtr on December 10, 2006, 01:23:15 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 11, 2006, 12:04:52 AM
By the way, you're hilarious (unlike the two people above me).
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 11, 2006, 07:49:52 AM
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 12, 2006, 09:04:26 PM
<Luigison> one were p and b are flipped
<Luigison> *flibbed
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 13, 2006, 01:38:33 PM
<n-fani> I put chocolate on my ADSL modem
<n-fani> That wasn't a good move
Post by: MaxVance on December 24, 2006, 03:48:40 PM
<Ebedeezer_Scrooge> Donald Rumsfeld approves of this exercise
Post by: Jman on December 24, 2006, 11:34:44 PM
-Sapphira responding to a comment by TEM (I think) that LD owns dogs and cats. And You all know what I mean by "owns."
Post by: BP on December 25, 2006, 01:45:07 AM
Post by: Sapphira on December 25, 2006, 10:59:49 AM
Bah. Lizards pwn both dogs and cats.
Post by: The Chef on December 25, 2006, 11:35:20 AM
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on December 25, 2006, 12:26:17 PM
GET THIS IGNORANCE
OUT OF MY SUB-FORUM
~Insane Steve
Post by: TEM on December 25, 2006, 08:04:39 PM
Post by: Vidgmchtr on December 26, 2006, 01:56:34 PM
Post by: Jman on December 26, 2006, 04:16:27 PM
Post by: Kojinka on December 26, 2006, 06:40:22 PM
I don't know, I'm not familiar with the art of outpointing.I dunno. That felt pretty classic to me.
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 02, 2007, 10:56:52 PM
<Deezer> !engrish
<Mushroom_Boy> didst thou not fall out with a tailor for wearing his new doublet before Easter? with another, for tying his new shoes with old ribbon? and yet thou wilt tutor me from quarrelling!
<Mushroom_Boy> That's...not...true... I... No...I...don't want this.... Guh!
Post by: Suffix on January 02, 2007, 11:55:43 PM
Post by: Sapphira on January 03, 2007, 05:47:40 AM
Deezer's luck manipulation skills are freaky.
Post by: Suffix on January 03, 2007, 02:46:33 PM
Post by: MEGAߥTE on January 03, 2007, 02:48:03 PM
Post by: Suffix on January 03, 2007, 10:57:43 PM
Post by: Toad on January 03, 2007, 11:00:39 PM
Finally, a good combination of triggers.
Triggers? You mean when somebody uses an Exclamation Mark before a word in the chatroom?
Post by: Suffix on January 04, 2007, 12:04:51 AM
Post by: BP on January 04, 2007, 12:15:43 AM
Post by: MaxVance on January 04, 2007, 12:17:52 AM
Post by: Toad on January 05, 2007, 07:51:13 PM
Most only work for people who are voiced, halfps, or ops. If there are any that work for normal people, MaxVance is sure to use it so much that it becomes restricted. That's just how it goes. :/
Let's act like I didn't understand the first part of your post. What does it mean if somebody is voiced, halfps, or ops?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on January 05, 2007, 08:48:30 PM
Post by: bobman37 on January 06, 2007, 12:46:39 AM
It means go to the chatroom to have even a chance to understand.
Paraphrase: It's a status, of sorts. Each level of status (lowest is regular; then voice, then halfop, then operator, so on) gives more privileges.
Post by: Sapphira on January 06, 2007, 02:08:45 AM
Post by: Markio on January 06, 2007, 02:15:29 AM
Post by: MEGAߥTE on January 08, 2007, 01:32:09 AM
[2006.11.12 22:34:04] Boo_penguin: MegaByte you can play some of Spice Girls?
[2006.11.12 22:34:12] MegaByte: don't have Spice Girls
[2006.11.12 22:34:34] TEM: He has Rice Girls
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 08, 2007, 02:34:15 AM
Post by: Deezer on January 14, 2007, 04:20:31 PM
[14:20:49] <Mushroom_Boy> For instructions in español seek other side.
Post by: BP on January 15, 2007, 12:43:12 AM
[22:30] <SolidShroom> UGH
[22:30] <SolidShroom> I WANT TO KILL MY DVD READER
[22:30] <BirdPerson> You're violent today.
[22:30] <BirdPerson> Oh wait
[22:31] * SolidShroom hugs a kitten
[22:31] <BirdPerson> In your time zone, this is a consecutive day of violence from the you
[22:31] <SolidShroom> VIOLENT THAT
[22:31] <SolidShroom> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[22:31] <BirdPerson> You crushed the kitty
[22:31] <SolidShroom> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[22:31] <SolidShroom> YOU MONSTER
[22:31] <SolidShroom> wait
[22:31] * SolidShroom explodes
Post by: SolidShroom on January 18, 2007, 05:56:18 AM
[05:52] <Lizard_Dude> Because they start in 4 hours
[05:53] <EclipsedMoon> Eating, sleeping, mating, fighting
[05:54] <Lizard_Dude> The old-school
Post by: Luigison on January 18, 2007, 08:36:38 AM
In other words, NB, you're fouling up this topic. To help clean it, if only just a bit:Yep, that should clean right up.
[22:30] <SolidShroom> I WANT TO KILL
[22:31] <SolidShroom> VIOLENT THAT
[22:31] <SolidShroom> YOU MONSTER
[22:31] * SolidShroom explodes
Note: I edited out some of Bird's quote.
Post by: Sapphira on January 18, 2007, 08:41:08 AM
[01/18, 07:54:19] Lizard_Dude: A couple
[01/18, 07:55:05] Lizard_Dude: I'm trying to get MWF classes so I don't have to go somewhere this morning
[01/18, 07:55:15] Lizard_Dude: Perhaps I have the wrong attitude about this :P
[01/18, 07:55:37] Lizard_Dude: "So why are you taking this class?"
[01/18, 07:55:40] Lizard_Dude: "I stayed up late one night"
[01/18, 07:57:48] Lizard_Dude: The 1:00AM-4:00AM wakeups are cool
[01/18, 07:57:58] Lizard_Dude: It's like you're a go-getter instead of lazy
[01/18, 07:58:07] Lizard_Dude: Except... you're actually ultra lazy
Post by: MaxVance on February 14, 2007, 04:32:46 PM
<Mushroom_Boy> YES
<Deez|away> o_o_o_O_O_o_O_o_o
Post by: Suffix on February 14, 2007, 08:59:41 PM
I estimate that the chances of making an English three letter word with this command is one in twenty one, being that there are around 979 three letter words out there. Not all of them are very well known, like Aba, a "sleeveless garment."
Why did I do research on this? Probability interests me. I once estimated the likelihood that you would see a sloth "relieve itself" at the zoo.
Post by: BP on February 14, 2007, 09:19:27 PM
Quote from: Deez|Away
<Deez|away> o_o_o_O_O_o_O_o_o
Post by: Sapphira on February 14, 2007, 10:58:00 PM
He has a way of disregarding all probability of command responses. It amazes me and makes me go XD.
Post by: WarpRattler on February 18, 2007, 06:16:40 AM
Post by: MaxVance on February 18, 2007, 09:45:49 AM
http://qdb.us/74398
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 18, 2007, 01:45:05 PM
Post by: Deezer on February 18, 2007, 02:27:07 PM
http://qdb.us/74396Uh, did you submit those, Max? I doubt anybody else is really going to "get" them. One was already rejected.
http://qdb.us/74398
Post by: MaxVance on February 18, 2007, 03:38:07 PM
Post by: bobman37 on February 18, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
Post by: MaxVance on February 18, 2007, 05:06:40 PM
Wow, I'm famous.I'm surprised you didn't notice this, then:
http://www.qdb.us/39441
No one ever posted this... :/
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 19, 2007, 07:13:22 PM
Post by: kirbyman on February 19, 2007, 07:23:46 PM
Post by: The Chef on February 19, 2007, 07:56:08 PM
Post by: MaxVance on February 19, 2007, 10:44:53 PM
Random Signature:
"The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat."
Post by: MEGAߥTE on February 20, 2007, 12:20:07 AM
Post by: Glorb on February 20, 2007, 12:10:39 PM
Post by: The Chef on February 20, 2007, 02:02:25 PM
Post by: MaxVance on February 20, 2007, 06:58:33 PM
Post by: MaxVance on February 20, 2007, 11:17:27 PM
<Sunbun> 5000th post he made today, oh dah doo dah day
<Chup|inert> haha
<Sunbun> go to post all night, go to post all day
<Sunbun> dah dah dah dah dah dah day
<Sunbun> LD got no pay
Post by: Luigison on February 20, 2007, 11:47:16 PM
http://www.geocities.com/dr_shows/RandomSignatures.htm (view source to see all quotes)
Maybe I'll take the time to give the source of each quote someday. If you have questions on any of them PM me.
Post by: BP on March 22, 2007, 07:19:00 PM
[17:30] <BirdPerson> Wii phails to turn on!
[17:31] <BirdPerson> Never had to unplug-plug in a system more than this Wii
[17:31] <FireLuigi> My SNES wouldn't turn on
[17:31] <FireLuigi> I found the problem though
[17:31] <FireLuigi> it wasn't plugged in
[17:31] <BirdPerson> Corn chips in the-oh I see
[17:32] <FireLuigi> I was playing SMAS a while back, and twice while playing SMB, the SNES froze, the screen went black and played sound effects from various games
[17:37] <FireLuigi> It happened another time when I was playing SMAS. But instead of the screen going black, the Mario sprite remained on the screen and kept doing odd movements
[17:38] <FireLuigi> Although the BG was glitched
[17:38] <FireLuigi> I smacked the SNES a few times, to see if anything else crazy would happen
[17:39] <FireLuigi> I regained control of Mario in a green color scheme
[17:39] <BirdPerson> Don't do the same to your children
[17:40] <FireLuigi> I know, I know.
[17:40] <Chupperson> probably wrong palette for the charset it got to also
[17:40] <FireLuigi> It was SMB3, mind you.
[17:41] <FireLuigi> It was fun, because occasionally levels took on a completely different layout
[17:47] <FireLuigi> Luigi was still in green, but his blue overalls were red
[17:47] <FireLuigi> Christmas Luigi :)
[18:02] <NintendoExpert89> My SMB2 cart once bugged out
[18:02] <NintendoExpert89> Doors became Birdos, grass became green snifits...
[18:04] <Vorpy> the secret lsd mode
Sorry this is so long. In reality, this conversation is much much longer, but the stuff before NE89 and Vorpy is necessary for one to know what's going on.
Post by: MaxVance on March 22, 2007, 07:25:26 PM
[18:02] <NintendoExpert89> My SMB2 cart once bugged out
[18:02] <NintendoExpert89> Doors became Birdos, grass became green snifits...
[18:04] <Vorpy> the secret lsd mode
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 23, 2007, 04:23:54 AM
Post by: Sapphira on March 23, 2007, 05:51:06 PM
Post by: BP on March 23, 2007, 08:00:03 PM
Like you've even got one, Sapph. >:P
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 24, 2007, 02:58:53 AM
<MegaByte-away> #1 is... mario
<Deezer> hahaha
<EclipsedMoon> That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Post by: Sapphira on March 24, 2007, 04:51:41 AM
Like you've even got one, Sapph. >:PAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ....Those...eyes...freaking...me...out...
Maybe not, but I'm not complaining. And at least it's not broken. ;)
Post by: BP on March 24, 2007, 01:19:35 PM
Now I'll tell you whose Wii is broken... Mr.Melee's.
Post by: MaxVance on March 24, 2007, 01:46:07 PM
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 24, 2007, 03:04:16 PM
Post by: The Chef on March 24, 2007, 06:39:07 PM
Post by: Suffix on March 24, 2007, 07:00:06 PM
Otherwise, head on down to the menu, and go to Memory stuff. Click "Channels," on the right side of the screen. Now you can delete whatever stuff your strange mind finds unworthy.
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 24, 2007, 07:54:05 PM
Post by: The Chef on March 25, 2007, 01:08:38 PM
Post by: Jman on March 25, 2007, 07:46:52 PM
Post by: MaxVance on March 26, 2007, 05:12:43 AM
<Lizard_Dude> Then went immediately to SMB and was utterly terrible
<Lizard_Dude> I died on 1-4
<Lizard_Dude> Trying to do insta-turns and jumps and stuff
<Lizard_Dude> But just sliding into spankers and pits
Post by: The Chef on March 26, 2007, 03:17:20 PM
Post by: MaxVance on April 07, 2007, 06:18:36 PM
<WarpRattler> A lowercase H.
<DeeZZZer> Riddle over
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 07, 2007, 06:28:39 PM
Post by: WarpRattler on April 07, 2007, 06:30:41 PM
[quote removed to protect identity of fellow FF member]
Post by: MaxVance on April 07, 2007, 10:01:12 PM
I'm curious... have I had a "classic quote"?You've been in a classic quote from Boo_penguin.
<GiftedGirl> I saw a pickle eat a little kid.
<Boo_penguin> you're liying
<Boo_penguin> the pickles only eat cats
Post by: WarpRattler on April 07, 2007, 10:03:17 PM
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 08, 2007, 08:18:17 AM
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 08, 2007, 08:22:14 AM
Post by: MaxVance on April 08, 2007, 09:53:39 AM
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 08, 2007, 08:06:01 PM
Post by: WarpRattler on April 08, 2007, 08:16:50 PM
Post by: Toad on April 08, 2007, 08:21:37 PM
Oh well. Maybe I;ll get another classic quote, someday.
Post by: BP on April 08, 2007, 08:58:56 PM
[19:53] <Mr_Melee> I DO
[19:53] <SolidShroom> What game?
[19:54] <Chupperson> Virtual Weeding
[19:54] <SolidShroom> Dude, I don't play Animal Crossing anymore.
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 09, 2007, 12:37:15 AM
Post by: BP on April 09, 2007, 02:34:22 AM
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 09, 2007, 03:15:55 AM
Post by: Insane Steve on April 09, 2007, 01:04:50 PM
Should this be considered a "classic quote"?
GET THIS IGNORANCE
OUT OF MY SUB-FORUM
~Insane Steve
... The irony is biting. And not the good kind, either.
Post by: Suffix on April 09, 2007, 04:36:40 PM
[15:32:34] <BirdPhood> I HATE Life
Even in the cereal related context, I laughed loudly.
Post by: MaxVance on April 11, 2007, 05:33:01 AM
<Mushroom_Boy> Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence.
Post by: Jman on April 18, 2007, 09:33:25 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 20, 2007, 05:54:16 PM
<otterfiend> The pointless topic!
Post by: Suffix on April 20, 2007, 11:44:38 PM
Post by: Shyguy92 on April 24, 2007, 06:36:59 PM
~(I don't remember who said that)
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 24, 2007, 06:46:30 PM
DUDE I FRICKIN' FIGHT HELICOPTORS FOR BREAKFAST
Post by: MaxVance on April 24, 2007, 06:48:51 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 24, 2007, 06:51:50 PM
Post by: Shyguy92 on April 26, 2007, 06:11:38 PM
Post by: MaxVance on May 09, 2007, 02:56:12 PM
<Deezer> !fineprint
<Mushroom_Boy> Be healthy with Viagra!
<Mushroom_Boy> To avoid serious injury, choking, or suffocating, do not eat or inhale filling material.
<Deezer> hooboy
<Deezer> !shakespeare
<Deezer> !engrish
<Mushroom_Boy> I do protest, I never injured thee, But love thee better than thou canst devise, Till thou shalt know the reason of my love:
<Mushroom_Boy> I'M SORRY, I MUST HAVE BEEN POSSESSED BODY AND SOUL BY EVIL.
<Deezer> a valid reason
<Deezer> !starfox
<Deezer> !8ball
<Mushroom_Boy> "Bill, is that you? I don't believe it!"
<Mushroom_Boy> Yes.
<Deezer> woo trifecta!
Post by: MaxVance on May 10, 2007, 08:15:14 PM
<TEM> At least it isn't American indian tech support
<Sunbun> Hulo my name is Jumps On Horses And Speaks To Trees
<TEM> "Let your connection be like the wind spirit, and flow to your earth mother freely." "uhhhh, how do I do that?"
Post by: BP on May 18, 2007, 01:02:52 AM
[23:49] <Deez|away> !fineprint
[23:49] <Mushroom_Boy> Amateur babes showing it all! These girls are classy!
[23:49] <Mushroom_Boy> Contact with skin or eyes may cause temporary discomfort similar to getting soap in eyes.
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 26, 2007, 03:31:25 AM
I am looking for a Nintendo 64 console with Paper Mario
I sent him a PM, but he never replied...
First off, Area 64 does not know my address so he cant have sent me one
Post by: bobman37 on May 26, 2007, 01:07:20 PM
Post by: Sapphira on May 27, 2007, 10:57:34 PM
[05/28, 00:42:29] Mushroom_Boy: WIT
[05/28, 00:48:01] BirdPerson: Wario Isn't Transexual
[05/28, 00:48:11] Chupperson: What In Tarnation
[05/28, 00:48:22] L`son-SPM: Chup wins!
[05/28, 00:48:54] Deezer: Winning Isn't Terrific
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 05, 2007, 02:40:16 PM
[16:25:59] <Boo_penguin> I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
[16:26:01] <Boo_penguin> I WIN THIS DISCUSSION
[16:26:02] <Boo_penguin> BYE
[16:26:20] <Chupperson> out of nowhere, Boo for the gold
[16:26:31] <Rao> Boo is the luckies
[16:26:33] * Chupperson goes back home
[16:27:00] * Boo_penguin is now known as Boo|Work
[16:28:49] <SolidShroom> I have a girlfriend, she just doesn't know it yet
[16:28:52] <SolidShroom> :S
[16:28:54] <SolidShroom> :(
[16:28:55] <SolidShroom> I'm a loser
Great. I laughed hard.
Post by: MaxVance on June 05, 2007, 02:41:25 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 05, 2007, 04:49:45 PM
Post by: MaxVance on June 05, 2007, 09:08:34 PM
Post by: MaxVance on June 05, 2007, 09:43:52 PM
<Suffix> !starfox for greatness
<Mushroom_Boy> "It's auful!"
Post by: MEGAߥTE on June 16, 2007, 09:59:39 AM
Lizard_Dude: Sweet dudes, I finally found a good use for my left hand while using internet
Post by: Jman on June 16, 2007, 12:05:59 PM
Post by: MaxVance on June 16, 2007, 08:47:34 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 17, 2007, 12:18:58 AM
P.S. It wasn't "sick" at all when LD said it.
Post by: Jman on June 17, 2007, 12:49:42 AM
Post by: MaxVance on July 13, 2007, 12:52:39 AM
<bobman37> Fishermen never want to keep the fish,
<bobman37> but they do want to make it late for something
<bobman37> "Where were you" "I GOT CAUGHT"
<bobman37> "Bull let me see the inside of your lip"
Post by: Deezer on July 13, 2007, 01:12:15 AM
Post by: Glorb on July 13, 2007, 09:08:14 AM
Lizard_Dude: Sweet dudes, I finally found a good use for my left hand while using internet
Wha? I don't...Oh! Ha! He's implying that his left hand is used for fending off squirrel attacks, while his right hand is used for looking at porn! Right?
Post by: Sunbun on July 13, 2007, 02:30:20 PM
Telling bad jokes
The ones you've heard a million times
The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya
Why was I stapled to the chicken?
I don't know man,
I wasn't stapled to any chicken!
Post by: bobman37 on July 13, 2007, 02:30:20 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 13, 2007, 07:08:33 PM
Wha? I don't...Oh! Ha! He's implying that his left hand is used for fending off squirrel attacks, while his right hand is used for looking at porn! Right?Darn things go crazy when they see nuts on the screen.
Post by: BP on July 21, 2007, 11:46:24 AM
* Dimentio warps Brady Bunch to Canada.
<Mr_Melee> Canadian Brady Bunch?
<BirdPerson> They belong somewhere more painful or fictional...
<WarpRattler> !warp the Brady Bunch
* Dimentio warps the Brady Bunch to China.
<WarpRattler> The Chinese Brady Bunch would have two children.
<Mr_Melee> "Ok, kids, which one of you is ready to be killed?"
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 23, 2007, 08:43:50 PM
Post by: Suffix on July 23, 2007, 08:47:05 PM
Post by: Mr. Melee on July 23, 2007, 09:09:04 PM
Post by: MaxVance on July 23, 2007, 09:11:11 PM
Bird Person is responsible for that script as well as several other awesome ones. I created the chatroom and had Dimentio made as a bot.
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 24, 2007, 09:52:17 AM
Post by: WarpRattler on July 24, 2007, 11:40:54 AM
Post by: BP on July 24, 2007, 11:58:55 AM
-purgatory. I bet you're thinking, "Why did I litter? WHY!?"
-a room full of 8-year-old, wrist strapless Wii Sports players.
-Pac-Man maze #256.
-the imminent path of a steamroller.
Post by: BP on August 08, 2007, 02:17:43 AM
<Lizard_Dude> So I did it XD
<Lizard_Dude> Get paid to protect free speech - sounded good to me.
<Super-Jesse> i never did it at gamestop
<Super-Jesse> i mean, if the kid wanted it so bad, just get mommy and daddy to come in and buy it for you
<Lizard_Dude> This kid's parents wouldn't have let him
<Super-Jesse> i found that the parents that dont want their kids playing those games are usually the type to come back and be total jerks
<Lizard_Dude> If their parents won't let them shoot cops in games, what choice do they have but to do it in RL?
Post by: Super-Jesse on August 08, 2007, 08:16:58 PM
The name of this log is "Starfy's mom", and you'll see why. A newcomer by the Username of Starfy came to #tmk, and what happened next...Well, let's just say you're missing out if you don't read the text.
So read up, and enjoy!
Post by: MaxVance on August 08, 2007, 08:28:09 PM
<Starfy> my mom saus im being too mean
<Starfy> she wants to know u alls names
<Starfy> Hi, this is Steven's mother
<PaperMario> is she hot?
<WarpRattler> My name is Heavy Lobster.
<Starfy> I need to you know all your names, now
<BirdPerson> I'm Max Vance.
<Starfy> He shared his, and I want to make sure no one on here is going to harm him
<Starfy> Okay, thank you Mr. Vance
<Starfy> Look, I will report you to the police
<Starfy> Look, my husband is a computer programmer at Dell
<BirdPerson> WHAT THE DELL
<Starfy> he can probably buy all your computers and tell me your names
<SolidShroom> IRC
<SolidShroom> YOU'RE ON IT NOW
<Starfy> I'm on what?!
<SolidShroom> INTERNET RELAY CHAT
<Starfy> No sir, I do NOT do drugs!
<BirdPerson> Duuuuude
<BirdPerson> Solid
<BirdPerson> Pass the IRC
Post by: Mr. Melee on August 08, 2007, 09:00:45 PM
Post by: MaxVance on August 08, 2007, 10:44:00 PM
Post by: Kojinka on August 08, 2007, 11:05:35 PM
Post by: Pt_Peach on August 09, 2007, 01:18:24 AM
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 09, 2007, 08:15:56 AM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 09, 2007, 11:07:16 AM
Post by: MaxVance on August 12, 2007, 08:03:30 AM
Starfy? Sounds like we got another Boo_penguin!You did read the entire log, right?
Post by: MaxVance on August 25, 2007, 04:30:47 PM
<Sunbun> the boards are like the bathroom ceiling
<Sunbun> every topic is like a spit ball
<Sunbun> most of them fall off, but some of them stick
<Sunbun> and those are the good ones
Post by: bobman37 on August 26, 2007, 02:05:56 PM
<Rao> you're deceased?
<GSPismyhero> ya
Post by: TEM on August 26, 2007, 10:39:25 PM
[00:31:28] <Chupperson> like
[00:31:32] <Chupperson> my grandma's cell phone number
[00:32:08] <Chupperson> you know
[00:32:12] <Chupperson> the one I took to E3
[00:32:31] <Chupperson> so no one call my grandma
Post by: TEM on September 04, 2007, 12:37:34 AM
[02:26:50] <PtPeach> Goood ghastly scary evening.
[02:27:00] <TEM> Why's that?
[02:28:11] <PtPeach> Cause I feel like people are lurking around the house.
[02:29:52] <TEM> Not hear or see?
[02:30:07] <PtPeach> The sensor lights keep bliking on and off.
[02:30:13] <PtPeach> And I think I'm hearing things.
[02:30:26] <BirdPerson> It's just Deezer
Post by: Mr. Melee on September 27, 2007, 07:55:40 PM
[21:42:41] <Sunbun> so i go to my locker
[21:42:46] <Sunbun> which is backed into a corner of the locker room
[21:43:11] <Sunbun> me, being 5'10" and having a top locker, in the corner, makes me block about nine other lockers
[21:43:15] <Sunbun> so i go on my merry way
[21:43:18] <Sunbun> and get my books
[21:43:35] <Sunbun> then a korean girl comes up to me and says "liek, can u hurry up?"
[21:43:45] <Sunbun> this was about 30 seconds after i had opened my locker
[21:43:51] <Sunbun> now
[21:44:12] <Sunbun> if you're going to ask me to move aside in a crowded locker room
[21:44:16] <Sunbun> you better as [heck] ask nicely
[21:44:49] <Sunbun> of course, i left the locker room around two seconds after she told me to get out of her way
[21:45:00] <Sunbun> i called her a profanity and went to spanish class
And just after I posted this...
[21:49:29] <Sunbun> oh
[21:49:31] <Sunbun> side note
[21:49:44] <Sunbun> if it was morally and ethically acceptable to punch women like the aforementioned in the face
[21:49:46] <Sunbun> i would've
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 27, 2007, 08:46:11 PM
Post by: BP on September 27, 2007, 08:54:44 PM
[19:44] <Booger> Uh, Hi?
[19:44] <Lizard_Dude> Hi
[19:45] <Lizard_Dude> .oO{My boogers have never talked to me before}
[19:45] <Booger> Maybe if you weren't so loud...
[19:46] <Booger> you could hear them,
[19:48] <Lizard_Dude> That is so deep
[19:49] <Lizard_Dude> Kind like the boogers
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 21, 2007, 06:55:22 PM
* BirdPerson is now known as Bird|Food
<Bird|Food> Like a burger
* Chup|gone makes a Bird Person burger
<Bird|Food> Tasty cannibalism
<Chup|gone> you're only half person
Post by: Jman on October 22, 2007, 05:25:20 PM
Post by: HolyAarom on October 28, 2007, 01:35:15 PM
"Where isn't the beef."
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 28, 2007, 03:51:06 PM
Post by: BP on October 28, 2007, 07:36:59 PM
Mmm, Bird Burger...*Homer Simpson drooling noise.*I'm flattered.
Post by: BP on November 18, 2007, 11:14:25 PM
[21:03] <RegisPhone> One guy dresses up as Waldo and hides somewhere in the solar system
[21:03] <RegisPhone> then ten teams have to try to find him
[21:03] <RegisPhone> With shotguns
[21:04] <RegisPhone> They lose a point every time they shoot the wrong person
[21:04] <RegisPhone> But only half a point if the guy was wearing a striped shirt
[21:04] <RegisPhone> The team that wins doesn't have to go to jail for shooting the wrong people
[21:06] <RegisPhone> That'd definitely be better than that stupid Unan1mous show
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 19, 2007, 03:25:00 PM
Either way, that's pretty funny.
Post by: MaxVance on November 19, 2007, 05:26:34 PM
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 19, 2007, 08:28:53 PM
Post by: MaxVance on November 19, 2007, 10:40:16 PM
Post by: BP on November 20, 2007, 05:55:53 PM
Post by: MaxVance on December 20, 2007, 05:13:00 PM
<SolidShroom> It's always painful to see things mispelled that I could spell in Kindergarden.
Post by: Suffix on December 21, 2007, 05:40:18 AM
Among other phonetic errors...
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 21, 2007, 11:28:57 AM
Post by: BP on December 21, 2007, 05:21:59 PM
Post by: WarpRattler on December 21, 2007, 06:17:47 PM
Post by: MaxVance on December 30, 2007, 02:47:26 PM
<n-fani> "80"
Post by: BP on January 01, 2008, 12:43:44 AM
<MaxVance> LD, you fail for missing our celebration.
<Lizard_Dude> You fail for celebrating New Year's in a chat room.
<MaxVance> No, I did it both here and in my AC:WW town.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 01, 2008, 02:32:23 AM
Post by: TEM on January 01, 2008, 11:56:55 AM
Post by: TEM on January 06, 2008, 12:15:27 AM
[01:05:16] <Rao> why not?
[01:05:28] <Rao> it's super bluesy
[01:05:35] <TEM> I don't like the blues
[01:05:41] <TEM> I don't like this song either!
[01:05:51] <Rao> and pretty dang awesome if you ask me
[01:06:05] <Chupperson> this isn't technically blues
[01:06:20] <bobman37> it's the BLACK and blues if it plays any longer!
Post by: Koopaslaya on January 06, 2008, 11:59:06 AM
Post by: bobman37 on January 06, 2008, 12:05:03 PM
Post by: Shyguy92 on January 06, 2008, 03:52:28 PM
John Lennon.
W00000T.
Post by: Presidente on January 06, 2008, 03:55:59 PM
Post by: Rao on January 06, 2008, 09:24:32 PM
Post by: BP on January 13, 2008, 12:47:06 AM
<+BirdPerson> Shame, he's a cool dude
<%Suffix> Yup, cool glasses
<~Deez|away> E. Gadd was murdered by O. My
Post by: neotev on January 16, 2008, 10:31:55 AM
"My school colors were clear. People used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.'"
That made me laugh hard when I saw it I can't say I know why.
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 16, 2008, 01:07:39 PM
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 17, 2008, 07:54:13 AM
Post by: SolidShroom on February 10, 2008, 12:23:12 PM
<SolidShroom> My sister wants me to put a whole bunch of songs on her MP3 player
<SolidShroom> and since our music tastes differ I'll have to download a P2P client and download them all.
<DeeZZZer> [12:10:48] <SolidShroom> Also ARRRRRR <-- fixed
Post by: MaxVance on March 07, 2008, 08:06:13 PM
<SolidShroom> I just got a call from some random person
<SolidShroom> He was given the wrong number
<SolidShroom> But he liked my answer tone.
<bobman37> "Hey babe, what are you wea-- oh, sorry sir, wrong number. ...are you doing anything tonight?"
Post by: TEM on March 10, 2008, 06:19:05 PM
[20:17:36] <SolidShroom> I want to punch my internet in the face.
[20:18:29] <teh_yoshi> I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
Post by: MaxVance on March 28, 2008, 11:40:42 PM
<TEM> wait until the navy sends you junk and the army calls you on the phone
<TEM> like once a month
<bobman37>I have an email from navy actually
<WarpRattler> It would be kinda funny if you got phone calls from different branches at the same time.
<bobman37> "hello, navy? listen, I have army on the other line... and they're offering me only FOUR years in service..."
Post by: kirbyman on March 29, 2008, 04:55:34 AM
[image removed]"~Lizard Dude
Post by: BP on April 13, 2008, 03:34:03 PM
<+BirdPerson> Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
<+BirdPerson> Dedede.
<bobman37> I'm bad with him. he's so slow
<%Sunbun|bbl> !taunt
<+BirdPerson> YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!!!!
<%Sunbun|bbl> nice
Post by: Johnny_Macho on April 17, 2008, 03:25:40 PM
"I remember this one quote!" - Johnny Macho 2 seconds ago.
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 17, 2008, 05:46:22 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 17, 2008, 09:26:13 PM
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 17, 2008, 11:13:37 PM
Post by: Johnny_Macho on April 19, 2008, 04:51:15 PM
Post by: TEM on April 19, 2008, 07:36:33 PM
Post by: bobman37 on May 03, 2008, 10:57:35 PM
<Vorpy> parkour only came into existence a few days ago
<Vorpy> it was in the latest patch
<Vorpy> Earth v4514.3215
<Deezer> is the PMS bug fixed yet?
Post by: bobman37 on May 16, 2008, 08:34:53 PM
<TEM> someone call my phone plz
<TEM> let me know when you do it
<TEM> wait I can call my own phone
<TEM> :B
Post by: Suffix on May 26, 2008, 09:33:05 PM
[20:23:11] <Rao> it rises and falls, but never gets hurt, what is it
...
[20:23:18] <TEM> Ocean
[20:23:26] <TEM> Sun
[20:23:37] <Suffix> Moon
[20:23:41] <TEM> babies
[20:23:48] <Fifth> (Go Moon!)
[20:23:50] <Rao> all wrong
[20:23:51] <Suffix> Hahahaaaaaaaa
[20:23:52] <TEM> if you catch it right
The answer to this ambiguous riddle?
[20:25:17] <Chupperson> temperature
----------------------
[21:19:27] <Rao> I have cities without houses, forests without trees, rivers without water, what am I
[21:19:31] <Suffix> Aaaah
[21:19:44] <WarpRattler> A book?
[21:19:51] <bobman37> a map
[21:20:16] <BirdPerson> Africa
[21:20:24] <bobman37> hahahahaha
[21:20:27] <Deez> LOOOOOOOOOOL
Post by: TEM on June 09, 2008, 12:30:55 PM
[14:24:49] <SuperCaterina> from sleep to bob
[14:25:03] <SuperCaterina> but he always remain man37
[14:25:05] <bobman37> story of my life
Post by: bobman37 on June 17, 2008, 02:55:38 PM
[22:37:28] <TEM> for a boy-sized price
[22:38:16] <Deezer> and a baby-sized brain ohhhhsnap
[22:38:34] <Lizard_Dude> chuckle-sized laugh
Post by: Toad on June 17, 2008, 03:02:27 PM
Post by: Rao on June 21, 2008, 04:56:50 PM
Post by: Rao on June 26, 2008, 09:06:32 PM
<Koopaslaya> Tiny Tim was very weak.
<Metal_Slug_Mario> Clay Fighter?
<Metal_Slug_Mario> Wait a second....Clay fighter was a game.....right?
<Rao> yes
<Rao> Clay Fighter FTW
<Metal_Slug_Mario> It was some SNES game....
<Metal_Slug_Mario> if I remember correctly
<Rao> yes
<Rao> I have it
<Rao> it's really fun
<Metal_Slug_Mario> that was a game I rented at a gas station a long time ago
<Metal_Slug_Mario> that gas station dosen't exsist anymore
<Metal_Slug_Mario> =[
<TEM> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
<Rao> gas station?!
<Metal_Slug_Mario> back then, SNES games were rented at gas stations
<Koopaslaya> That is pretty strange.
<Metal_Slug_Mario> this was like when I was 8 or 6 or something
<bobman37> also, you could fill your tank at Blockbuster
<Koopaslaya> with popcorn butter
<Metal_Slug_Mario> we lived in a small town
<Metal_Slug_Mario> Blockbuster was miles away
<Koopaslaya> It must have been a pretty extreme gas station
<bobman37> hahh @ koop
<Koopaslaya> Did they sell any musical instruments or rare imported designer katchups?
<Metal_Slug_Mario> no.
<Metal_Slug_Mario> It was part of the video section
<Metal_Slug_Mario> though you may be close on the kecthup
<bobman37> I made a Facebook group last night and it already has 25 members
<bobman37> some of which I have never heard of
<bobman37> :)
<Koopaslaya> What an accomplishment.
<Koopaslaya> Beacuse of that feat, you definitely deserve your own Wikipedia page.
Post by: MEGAߥTE on June 26, 2008, 10:04:57 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkaluszka.com%2Fphotos%2FE3%25202005%2FE3%2520Day%25200%2Fthumbs%2F160x160%2FPICT0237.JPG.jpg&hash=3fad0aeb658306954721ba7a54c83e8b) (http://kaluszka.com/photos/E3%202005/E3%20Day%200/PICT0237.JPG)
Post by: TEM on June 26, 2008, 10:19:23 PM
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 26, 2008, 11:07:34 PM
Post by: Rao on July 01, 2008, 05:39:05 PM
Actual picture of Rao's aforementioned Clay Fighter:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkaluszka.com%2Fphotos%2FE3%25202005%2FE3%2520Day%25200%2Fthumbs%2F160x160%2FPICT0237.JPG.jpg&hash=3fad0aeb658306954721ba7a54c83e8b) (http://kaluszka.com/photos/E3%202005/E3%20Day%200/PICT0237.JPG)
Who's head is that playing with Chupperson?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 01, 2008, 09:43:27 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 02, 2008, 12:18:06 AM
<Chupperson> when the blood gets solid
<Boo_penguin> oh dang
<BirdPerson> Like a nice tasty popsicle, for a vampire
<Suffix> In that context, though, isn't it referring to a build up of cholesterol?
<BirdPerson> No one said popsicles were healthy
Post by: Rao on July 02, 2008, 10:58:03 AM
Lizard Dude. You should know; you were there.Oh yeah, I was, wasn't I...
Post by: bobman37 on July 07, 2008, 12:18:17 PM
[02:16:11] <Vidgmchtr> And shortly after, he just died.
[02:16:34] <Sapph-Away> MURDEROUS LULLABY
[02:16:46] <Vidgmchtr> No, he was old, had diabetes AND a tumor
[02:16:55] <Sapph-Away> ouch
[02:17:10] <Vidgmchtr> Yeah he died at 13 years old
[02:17:17] <BirdPerson> <Lizard_Dude> Yikes, that doesn't sound safe to eat
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 07, 2008, 02:51:44 PM
Here's an exclusive baby picture of me!
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flizarddude.kontek.net%2FWackyForum%2Fsquawling.jpg&hash=8aa312ceb9b0e12cb998feeb8030d55e)
Post by: Toad on July 07, 2008, 03:11:07 PM
<Rao> Will people never get tired of naming huge people/animals Tiny?
I call the truck that I drive Tiny. He's a 92 Chevvy Blazer that has the hiccups.
Post by: Rao on July 09, 2008, 11:22:34 AM
Here's an exclusive baby picture of me!He's lying! Here's what Lizard Dude looked like as a child. With his dad, too.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flizarddude.kontek.net%2FWackyForum%2Fsquawling.jpg&hash=8aa312ceb9b0e12cb998feeb8030d55e)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg98.imageshack.us%2Fimg98%2F6322%2F127vw3.jpg&hash=9ca114005b5e64cd18812fe322ed0fb1)
Post by: MaxVance on July 17, 2008, 11:58:58 PM
** Suffix_biz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<BirdPerson> Peer_biz
<BirdPerson> Peer-ious business
<BirdPerson> Parampan psshhh
<BirdPerson> It would ap-peer that Suffix got disconnected
<BirdPerson> Parampan psssssssssssssshhhhhhh
<Chupperson> These are the worst puns ever
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 18, 2008, 01:08:18 AM
Post by: Suffix on July 18, 2008, 01:23:15 AM
Post by: Toad on July 19, 2008, 07:13:41 PM
Edit: On second thought, scratch that. I wouldn't be able to claim it if I was already dead.
Post by: TEM on July 19, 2008, 07:52:27 PM
Post by: Rao on July 20, 2008, 11:40:15 AM
Post by: Kuromatsu on July 20, 2008, 03:23:12 PM
Related?
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 21, 2008, 06:10:44 AM
Let's review the List:
1. Homestar Runner
2. lolcats
3. fixing posts
4. Vidgmchtr
5. TV Tropes
^ These things all suck.
Post by: The Chef on July 21, 2008, 06:15:10 AM
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 21, 2008, 06:30:58 AM
Post by: Jman on July 21, 2008, 10:44:31 AM
Post by: Rao on July 21, 2008, 10:46:17 AM
Post by: Jman on July 21, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
Post by: SolidShroom on July 21, 2008, 01:03:50 PM
Post by: The Chef on July 21, 2008, 01:55:29 PM
Post by: Luigalaxy on July 21, 2008, 02:07:52 PM
Post by: The Chef on July 21, 2008, 07:12:10 PM
Post by: Markio on July 21, 2008, 07:21:55 PM
Yes, I don't have identical tastes with Lizard Dude. However, I still enjoy his presence and we should all embrace our differences. 1+1=3!
...And that was an enthusiastic three, not three factorial.
Post by: MaxVance on July 22, 2008, 06:57:27 PM
<Mushroom_Boy> Need cash? Get it from the comfort of your home?
<BirdPerson> !fineprint cash
<Mushroom_Boy> Not redeemable for cash.
Post by: BP on July 25, 2008, 01:37:12 AM
<SolidShroom> The restaurant we went to gave us corn pone instead of rolls or whatever.
<SolidShroom> It was pretty good though, tasted like corn bread + oatmeal.
<EclipsedMoon> I once made a porn cone. I basically just ripped a page out of Penthouse and rolled it up on one end.
Post by: bobman37 on July 30, 2008, 04:48:34 PM
[16:44:21] <EclipsedMoon> as proven by
[16:44:27] * Joins: Chupperson
Post by: BP on July 31, 2008, 04:11:31 PM
[13:32] <+TEM> you should never spend any amount of money on it
[13:32] <SolidShroom> You suck, but your parents still spent money to feed you.
[13:33] <SolidShroom> ...I'm sorry.
[13:33] <+TEM> :|
Post by: Rao on August 01, 2008, 10:59:31 AM
<n-fani> http://www.rasamalaysia.com/uploaded_images/black_pepper_crab/stone_crab1.jpg Just look at this guy
<n-fani> Tell me you don't want it as your minion
Post by: MaxVance on August 13, 2008, 04:46:12 AM
<Sapphira> tomorrow-tomorrow, not later today-tomorrow
<Sapphira> well... 'night
<Deezer> !spam what Sapphira will dream about
<Mushroom_Boy> New home its simple
Post by: Rao on August 19, 2008, 09:12:05 PM
* Rao starts countinge
<Rao> Bye-bye, E
* Rao starts counting
and then later that night..
<Rao> <SolidShroom> LOL SCHOOL <- that's MY lin!
<Rao> +e
<Fifth> it's that e you sent away!
<Fifth> I bet you feel bad, now...
<Fifth> ...now that you need it.
Post by: MushroomJunkie on August 29, 2008, 02:15:23 PM
<EclipsedMoon> I once made a porn cone. I basically just ripped a page out of Penthouse and rolled it up on one end.
How did it taste?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 29, 2008, 02:57:35 PM
Post by: MushroomJunkie on August 30, 2008, 08:08:15 PM
That's officially my favorite quote, period.
Me too. I suppose we share the same "taste" in forum quotes ShadowBrain.
Post by: bobman37 on August 30, 2008, 09:30:19 PM
[21:25:51] <bobman37> alt + f4
[21:26:12] <The_Chef> nice try
[21:26:19] <The_Chef> i want the truth
[21:26:30] <WarpRattler> It's actually Alt-Z.
[21:27:29] * Parts: The_Chef
[21:28:06] * Joins: The_Chef
[21:28:16] <The_Chef> >:(
Post by: The Chef on August 30, 2008, 09:39:04 PM
Post by: Suffix on August 31, 2008, 10:08:56 PM
<WarpRattler> What does Aquaman have to do with anything?
<SolidShroom> everything
<CaptainTF2> I dunno.
<CaptainTF2> I'm watching it
<WarpRattler> Scary.
<CaptainTF2> And I'm wondering why he's so terrible.
<CaptainTF2> And why he's even in the JLA
<CaptainTF2> He's worthless in non-water based missions
<CaptainTF2> I did always think Black Manta was a cool villain, however
<CaptainTF2> I don't know why.
<%Suffix> 'cause Manta rays are cool, and that's it.
<%Suffix> They're also practically harmless.
<CaptainTF2> Perfect enemy for the also practically-harmless Aquaman
<%Suffix> Hahahahaha.
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 01, 2008, 08:04:42 PM
Post by: BP on September 01, 2008, 09:16:57 PM
Post by: Suffix on September 01, 2008, 10:44:57 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 03, 2008, 08:37:25 PM
<Metal_Slug_Mario> Kind of like the Africans.
Post by: BP on September 03, 2008, 08:52:49 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 03, 2008, 08:58:38 PM
Post by: Toad on September 04, 2008, 12:46:58 PM
I don't see how a joke could come out of that, anyway. Manta rays can't even bite you, never mind sting you. The most they could do is cause blunt trauma; they're pretty big.
Whoops. Nevermind. I like how the strikethrough looks on periods, though.
Post by: MEGAߥTE on September 04, 2008, 12:48:31 PM
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 04, 2008, 02:05:51 PM
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 04, 2008, 04:53:23 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 04, 2008, 05:47:00 PM
<SolidShroom> There's probably so much cool stuff there.
<SolidShroom> It's like the whole internet minus all the stupid stuff.
<L`son-away> I suspect the opposite.
Post by: MaxVance on September 17, 2008, 10:01:43 PM
<Rao> and besides, it's hard to get enough protein without meat
<TEM> Try a whey supplement powder
<SolidShroom> No whey!
Post by: BP on September 21, 2008, 09:58:32 PM
[20:44] <Rao> that's obviously shooped
[20:44] <%BirdPerson> Adoobe Phootooshoop
[20:45] <+SolidShroom> How so? it looks real to me.
[20:45] <+SolidShroom> no wait no
[20:45] <+SolidShroom> The skin tone changes around the inside of the tattoo.
[20:47] <~Deezer> I can tell by the pixels
[20:49] <%BirdPerson> Obviously the poor woman or possibly man wasn't paid much because we can all tell that her or his photoshop job is not real
[20:51] <~Deezer> oh it's real
[20:51] <~Deezer> a real photoshop
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 24, 2008, 10:08:48 PM
<BirdPerson> Mm-hmm! This is, a tasty breeeeeaaaad.
<Deez> !fineprint bread
<Mushroom_Boy> For instructions in español seek other side.
<Rao> TAKE OUT OF PACKAGE
<Rao> TOAST (OPTIONAL)
<BriGuy92> FEED TO MR. FACE
<Deez> (NOT OPTIONAL)
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 24, 2008, 11:03:44 PM
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 25, 2008, 10:17:31 PM
Post by: MaxVance on September 27, 2008, 11:24:41 PM
Post by: Rao on October 08, 2008, 09:49:22 PM
<BirdPerson> So does the government, so you can't have any!
YoYoJim is Captain Jim.
Post by: bobman37 on October 09, 2008, 09:32:04 PM
[20:50:01] <Solid[_Dude]> Yes
[20:50:11] <Solid[_Dude]> There are people starving in the world.
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 09, 2008, 09:35:44 PM
Post by: bobman37 on October 09, 2008, 09:36:56 PM
Post by: Luigison on October 27, 2008, 08:53:57 PM
[21:46:43] <%L`son-Goo> Backfire. Total.
[21:48:55] <~Deezer> Total Fall
Nice one Deezer. For those who missed it, my CT was "Fall" while Luigalaxy's was "Fail".
Edit: My name was "Luigisony" at the time as well.
Post by: Luigalaxy on October 28, 2008, 06:27:07 PM
Post by: Jman on October 28, 2008, 11:18:52 PM
Post by: TEM on October 29, 2008, 09:21:21 AM
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 29, 2008, 04:35:02 PM
Post by: Luigalaxy on October 29, 2008, 04:37:57 PM
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 30, 2008, 06:06:06 PM
I'd say "total fall" would be one's clumsiness directly causing them to enter free fall.(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myopera.com%2FTeh%2520H4mst0R%2Falbums%2F305405%2F1184164404956jt01.gif&hash=886cddfa55e00f2417f48bff853e48ad)
Post by: nensondubois on October 30, 2008, 07:45:40 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myopera.com%2FTeh%2520H4mst0R%2Falbums%2F305405%2F1184164404956jt01.gif&hash=886cddfa55e00f2417f48bff853e48ad)
haha lol!
Post by: Toad on October 30, 2008, 07:55:02 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myopera.com%2FTeh%2520H4mst0R%2Falbums%2F305405%2F1184164404956jt01.gif&hash=886cddfa55e00f2417f48bff853e48ad)
haha lol!
Do we really have to quote the post directly above us?
Post by: nensondubois on October 30, 2008, 07:59:24 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2008, 08:01:46 PM
Post by: Toad on October 30, 2008, 09:13:13 PM
Post by: Fifth on October 30, 2008, 09:27:06 PM
It leads to the tiger pit, obviously.
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 14, 2008, 05:25:37 PM
<Sgeo> What game is this?
<bobman37> Gears of War 2
<Sgeo> I take it it's not free?
Post by: TEM on November 14, 2008, 11:09:55 PM
[00:06] <+bobman37> yeah
[00:06] <&Chupperson> in standard English yeah
[00:07] <+TEM> firefox disagrees!!!
[00:07] <+bobman37> yeah, well, firefox isn't a word either
Post by: bobman37 on November 30, 2008, 02:00:52 PM
[12:35:00] <Mushroom_Boy> Why choose? Both sound good.
[12:35:17] <SolidShroom> !choose Vid or gmchtr
[12:35:18] <Mushroom_Boy> I don't like either of those.
[12:47:28] <TheChef> somebody ask him to choose The or Chef
[12:47:58] <SolidShroom> !choose The or Chef
[12:47:59] <Mushroom_Boy> Definitely Chef!
[12:57:37] <bobman37> !choose TheChef or Vidgmchtr
[12:57:39] <Mushroom_Boy> I don't like either of those.
Post by: The Chef on November 30, 2008, 03:50:06 PM
Post by: MaxVance on November 30, 2008, 07:38:30 PM
Post by: The Chef on November 30, 2008, 08:49:10 PM
Post by: bobman37 on November 30, 2008, 09:11:57 PM
Post by: SolidShroom on November 30, 2008, 11:54:10 PM
Post by: bobman37 on December 01, 2008, 09:48:01 AM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 06, 2008, 01:19:06 AM
<TEM> I love this guy
* SS4Gogita Quit (Connection reset by peer)
Post by: TEM on December 06, 2008, 10:28:24 AM
Post by: BP on December 29, 2008, 04:47:41 AM
<CaptainJim> DRAT!
<CaptainJim> DRAAAAAT!
<CaptainJim> I'm sad now
<CaptainJim> THAT SUCKS SO BAD
<CaptainJim> RAGE
<CaptainJim> Okay
<CaptainJim> So I'm creating my GamerTag
<CaptainJim> And it says "CaptainJim" is taken
<CaptainJim> So it gives me some more options
<CaptainJim> I scroll down to hit "New Gamer Tag"
<CaptainJim> And I accidentally hit one of the other options.
<CaptainJim> So now.
<CaptainJim> I'm TwinklyMuffin.
<%BirdPerson> Hahaha
<%BirdPerson> You can change it man, don't worry
<%BirdPerson> TwinklyMuffin
* CaptainJim is now known as TwinklyMuffin
<TwinklyMuffin> There
<TwinklyMuffin> I'm now Jim the Captain
<TwinklyMuffin> TEM had Cool Suggestion
* TwinklyMuffin is now known as JimTheCaptain
<+TEM> yeah it was a real brain buster
<JimTheCaptain> Wait
<JimTheCaptain> It costs Microsoft Points to change your Gamer Tag!
* JimTheCaptain is now known as TwinklyMuffin
<+bobman37> so you hit "twinklymuffin"
<+bobman37> and then hit "ok"?
<+bobman37> why didn't you go back
<%BirdPerson> !
<TwinklyMuffin> Bad habit
<TwinklyMuffin> From double clicking all the time
<+bobman37> that's a ten dollar mistake right there
<TwinklyMuffin> RAGE.
<%BirdPerson> No space, right?
<%BirdPerson> Friend request sent, TwinklyMuffin.
<+bobman37> friend request sent to twinklymuffin
<%BirdPerson> I'm going to name my new flying vehicle after you
* %BirdPerson flies around Banjoland on the TwinklyMuffin
Post by: MaxVance on December 29, 2008, 03:43:25 PM
Post by: MaxVance on January 03, 2009, 01:30:33 PM
<FBM> Naruto?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 03, 2009, 01:43:49 PM
Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 03, 2009, 05:02:09 PM
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 03, 2009, 06:00:13 PM
BleachedNot "Bleach"? (why is it called that, anyway?)
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 03, 2009, 06:41:05 PM
Post by: Shyguy92 on January 03, 2009, 07:21:05 PM
Post by: BP on January 04, 2009, 02:41:37 AM
The only good anime is Speed Racer. Anime sucks, but not before then, it didn't. I guess. I don't know.
Post by: TEM on January 04, 2009, 09:42:23 AM
I'm gonna have to clear this up ... I don't know.You started out so sure of yourself at the beginning, what happened?
Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 04, 2009, 10:24:43 AM
I'm gonna have to clear this up.
The only good anime is Speed Racer. Anime sucks, but not before then, it didn't. I guess. I don't know.
You started out so sure of yourself at the beginning, what happened?I think BP hit a speed bump (doubted himself) by saying that anime sucks. Because Speed Racer is an anime. So...yeah.
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 04, 2009, 11:11:35 AM
Post by: The Chef on January 04, 2009, 01:41:13 PM
Post by: Luigalaxy on January 04, 2009, 03:11:56 PM
Post by: SolidShroom on January 04, 2009, 08:12:42 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 04, 2009, 09:11:52 PM
Post by: bobman37 on January 07, 2009, 10:04:16 PM
[20:52:29] <TEM> it appears to be working fantastically
[20:53:02] <Deezer> for now
[20:53:24] <TEM> no wait
[20:53:45] <TEM> quality and framerate is noticeably less than a DVD
[20:55:19] <TEM> not much but it is bothersome and makes it weird to watch
[20:55:39] <Deezer> <---- called it
Post by: Captain Jim on January 12, 2009, 08:48:58 PM
<AudiosurfGuy92> EEKUM BOKUM
<%BirdPerson> Breee
<TheChef> Jin-Jo!
It's not "classic", but it made puppies happy and filled the world with rainbows.
Post by: Sapphira on February 26, 2009, 06:49:48 PM
[10:19:04] MegaByte: is that like Communion wafers?
Post by: FlamingBlueMario on March 11, 2009, 10:05:43 PM
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<BirdPerson> Tell 'em Jim
<CaptainJim> Huh
Post by: Rao on March 19, 2009, 11:22:08 PM
[00:44:34] <JustAnotherKid> It's fun chatting with you fbm
Post by: Captain Jim on April 07, 2009, 10:08:04 PM
<%BirdPerson> This round, CaptainJim shall play as Yoshi.
<CaptainJim> !story
<CaptainJim> In this story, CaptainJim shall play the role of the Sexy Siren
<%BirdPerson> :|
<CaptainJim> :|
<WarpRattler> :|
Post by: Captain Jim on April 20, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 20, 2009, 09:34:41 PM
Post by: Suffix on April 20, 2009, 09:42:10 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 21, 2009, 01:17:01 AM
j/k!
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 21, 2009, 02:49:21 AM
<EclipsedMoon> 299
<Lizard_Dude> So is that out of 0-666?
<Lizard_Dude> !rng -10 -1
<EclipsedMoon> -
<Deezer> !rng 2 2
<EclipsedMoon> 2
<Deezer> !rng 2.1 2.5
<EclipsedMoon> 2
<Lizard_Dude> Seriously why are there 2 numbers
<Deezer> !rng a z
<EclipsedMoon> o
<Lizard_Dude> !!!
<Lizard_Dude> !rng c f
<EclipsedMoon> c
<Deezer> !rng @ $
<EclipsedMoon> 7
<Lizard_Dude> !!!!!!!!!
<Deezer> seven
<Lizard_Dude> !rng | }
<EclipsedMoon> |
<Deezer> !rng one three
<EclipsedMoon> q
<Lizard_Dude> :OOO
<Lizard_Dude> My brain is exploding
<Deezer> !rng ketchup potato
<EclipsedMoon> o
Post by: Captain Jim on April 23, 2009, 01:07:54 AM
<@Suffix> Theoretically, yes.
<Lizard_Dude> Suffix, don't take dating advice from Deezer
Post by: Toad on April 27, 2009, 05:54:33 PM
The only good anime is Speed Racer.
I think BP hit a speed bump
That's pretty funny right there.
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 02, 2009, 02:19:29 AM
<Lizard_Dude> EM
<Lizard_Dude> Those are called inches
Post by: Jman on May 07, 2009, 03:54:51 PM
<CaptainJim> Gwuh-huh!
<AudiosurfGuy92> EEKUM BOKUM
<%BirdPerson> Breee
<TheChef> Jin-Jo!
It's not "classic", but it made puppies happy and filled the world with rainbows.
I think the word "classic" has been perverted into whatever we feel like in this topic.
Post by: FlamingBlueMario on May 09, 2009, 06:50:02 PM
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 09, 2009, 07:02:02 PM
Random(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ecbaku.com%2FNewsImages%2FBP%2520logo_823200753158AM.JPG&hash=491c3ce7004ecac6f3a3d18d8fec0080)
Post by: FlamingBlueMario on May 09, 2009, 07:11:35 PM
Post by: BP on May 09, 2009, 10:05:17 PM
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 09, 2009, 10:16:32 PM
Post by: BP on May 13, 2009, 12:07:07 AM
[22:57] * FBM has joined #tmk
[22:59] <%BP> !!
[22:59] <CaptainJim> :O
Post by: BP on May 31, 2009, 02:09:44 AM
[00:37] <CaptainJim> ...although I wonder if I can use it to vandalize the moon
[00:37] <CaptainJim> CHA
[00:37] <CaptainJim> rles Austin Heriman
[00:37] <%BP> :[ ]
[00:38] <%BP> Wouldn't you want it to say something cool or maybe have the Kool-Aid Man's face?
[00:38] <CaptainJim> Hahaha
[00:38] <CaptainJim> That would be awesome
[00:38] <%BP> It would ruin romantic films afterward but who cares
[00:39] <CaptainJim> "Strolling in the moonlight with you, Elise, all I can think of is...'Oh yeaaaah!'"
[00:39] * Doctor_LSD doesn't know whether to laugh or cry
[00:39] <%BP> Oh Ronald
[00:39] <%BP> Kiss my grape-stained lips
[00:41] <CaptainJim> Ewww, no
[00:41] <CaptainJim> I hate grape
[00:41] <CaptainJim> Sorry baby
[00:42] <%BP> </3
Post by: Rao on June 05, 2009, 03:25:49 PM
<+SolidShroom> But then we finally got a new one.
<+SolidShroom> And it works so nicely
<+SolidShroom> I want to heat some gravy up in it and then rub the gravy all over my body.
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 29, 2009, 03:37:59 PM
[17:15] <BriGuy92> It would seem that way
[17:15] * BriGuy92 is now known as BriGuy90Food
[17:15] * +bobman37 (monkee377@dork-C1FFA9B9.clsp.qwest.net) Quit (irc.browsingtheinternet.com irc.firecore.net)
[17:15] * Kuro[attemptsleep] (mslug_3d@dork-A7C075F9.dsl.chibardun.net) Quit (irc.browsingtheinternet.com irc.firecore.net)
[17:15] * @Deezer (deezer@dork-48835600.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) Quit (irc.browsingtheinternet.com irc.firecore.net)
Post by: bobman37 on June 29, 2009, 04:11:41 PM
Post by: TEM on June 29, 2009, 08:06:38 PM
Post by: Jman on July 01, 2009, 10:04:33 PM
Post by: Suffix on July 21, 2009, 12:36:57 AM
[23:26:23] <WarpRattler> John: Evangelion is about giant robots, Biblical references, and deep philosophical things.
[23:26:26] <Suffix_SDK> Neon Genesis Evangelion is a philosphical animated show that disguises its philosophy in giant robots fighting aliens.
[23:26:31] <teh_yoshi> I didn't ask!
[23:26:37] <teh_yoshi> Although I knew I'd get the answer anyway...
[23:26:41] <Suffix_SDK> Ah, and biblical references, too
I was in it, but I wanted to post it anyway.
Post by: TEM on July 24, 2009, 12:59:37 AM
[02:51:15] <+SolidShroom> If you're graduating from clown school.
[02:51:21] <+SolidShroom> Or a community college.
[02:51:27] <@Suffix> Same thing
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 02, 2009, 12:35:31 PM
<CaptainJim> Well this promises to be an exciting day
<CaptainJim> I choked and gagged, so I threw up, then I chucked so hard my nose started bleeding.
<Rao> :(
<Lizard_Dude> That happens to me as well when I think about online Brawl
Post by: TEM on August 02, 2009, 10:45:27 PM
[00:35:32] <Rao> Pooping girls are a turn on
Post by: Forest Guy on August 05, 2009, 11:32:51 PM
<Rao> Hey... does anybody wanna play Brawl?
<CaptainJim> Well this promises to be an exciting day
<CaptainJim> I choked and gagged, so I threw up, then I chucked so hard my nose started bleeding.
<Rao> :(
<Lizard_Dude> That happens to me as well when I think about online Brawl
I'm so glad this isn't "You Laugh, You Lose."
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 06, 2009, 09:53:53 PM
<+CaptainJim> Shroom
<+CaptainJim> You have to get the Running Shoes first
<+CaptainJim> Which means
<+CaptainJim> First do a bunch a crab
<+CaptainJim> *crap
<+SolidShroom> I thought so.
<+CaptainJim> So you appreciate how fast the shoes make you go
<+Turtle> Do a bunch of crab?
<+ToadFood> It shouldn't take too long
<+SolidShroom> I already would appreciate some speed.
<+Turtle> Sexual relations with Kingler won't earn you running shoes.
<+ToadFood> Flip it over and hit it's weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 08, 2009, 12:03:43 AM
<Lizard_Dude> Metal Gay Solid
<Lizard_Dude> Metal Queer Solid
<SolidShroom> The latter.
<TEM> definitely the 2nd
<TEM> I was thinking if there was some way of combining Gay and Queer to make a super gay word
<TEM> and then I realized
<TEM> that's exactly what the title is
Post by: WarpRattler on August 15, 2009, 11:10:34 PM
<Deez> Vegas
<bobman37> no, Bisons eat Vegas
Post by: bobman37 on August 23, 2009, 11:05:27 PM
<Lizard_Dude> I looked and the Monster was wiped
<Lizard_Dude> Just wiped
<Lizard_Dude> Maybe one can of the orange kind, nothing else
<Lizard_Dude> except
<Lizard_Dude> Two brimming full rows of MIXXD
<Lizard_Dude> Proof that the public knows the true horror of The Worst Drink Ever Made, Monster MIXXD
<TEM> hah, oh, wiped as in gone
<TEM> I thought it was some weird way of saying something was wrong with them
<TEM> what is the idea of MIXXD?
<TEM> what did they do to make it nasty?
<Lizard_Dude> The text on the can literally says something like, "we had a bunch of leftover flavors sitting around so we threw them all together to make this"
<TEM> ah
<TEM> True Fact: I'm scared to watch The Exorcist
<Lizard_Dude> If you drink some MIXXD
<Lizard_Dude> you won't be scared of anything ever again
<Lizard_Dude> Well, except drinking more MIXXD
<Lizard_Dude> When I drink my own urine in a few days I will be thinking one thing
<Lizard_Dude> "I'm glad this isn't MIXXD"
Post by: BP on August 23, 2009, 11:18:24 PM
[20:28] <the_smasher> didnt count for the part where I can contol fire did ya?
[20:29] <DJShrike> my girlfriend can apparently control fire. .w.
[20:29] <the_smasher> she can?
[20:29] <DJShrike> her character can anyway
[20:29] <the_smasher> oh...
[20:30] <the_smasher> I really can control flames...
[20:30] <the_smasher> small ones
[20:30] <the_smasher> i can put them out with no water
[20:31] <CaptainJim> It's called dirt
[20:31] <the_smasher> no its called my mind
[20:32] <CaptainJim> Yeah, that's what I said
[20:32] <CaptainJim> Dirt
[20:32] <@BP> Oh mmman
[20:32] <@BP> smasher
[20:32] <@BP> Jim is proving you can't control fire right now
[20:32] <@BP> You're getting burned pretty bad
Post by: WarpRattler on September 27, 2009, 10:45:44 PM
<Ahriman> My
<Ahriman> I don't
<Ahriman> aaaaaaaaaaaa
<Hibiki> Yeah, that's how i responded when i first watched Bible Black
(Since they're using nonstandard names: those are Captain Jim and Mr. Wiggles.)
Post by: bobman37 on September 28, 2009, 08:29:57 PM
[20:16:29] <HarrisonFord> Well, we're in love.
[20:16:35] <TEM> Wow!
[20:16:39] <HarrisonFord> She's got herpes too, you know, so we're a perfect match!
[20:17:02] <TEM> Are there any children in your future?
[20:17:20] <TEM> Or it it just another "fling"?
[20:17:21] <HarrisonFord> Well, we're not sure yet.
[20:17:27] <WarpRattler> Would you say, then, that TWO IN TEN ADULTS HAVING GENITAL HERPES would be a more accurate statement?
[20:17:43] <HarrisonFord> Who's this person?
[20:17:54] <HarrisonFord> Are people just allowed to run onstage and yell?
[20:18:10] <TEM> He's my mentally retarded son.
[20:18:10] * SolidShroom points out that WarpRattler is also naked
[20:18:24] <TEM> We can't afford to put him asleep!
[20:18:30] <HarrisonFord> I see.
[20:18:42] * HarrisonFord pats WarpRattler on the head
[20:18:48] <SolidShroom> Maybe he can star as childhood Han Solo.
[20:18:49] * TEM turns to camera and pauses for sighs of sympathy from audience
[20:18:56] * Fifth sighs
[20:19:07] * WarpRattler twists HarrisonFord's arm into a chicken-wing shape
[20:19:33] * HarrisonFord flips WarpRattler onto TEM's desk
Post by: Glorb on September 29, 2009, 02:46:13 PM
<LD's diatribe against MIXXD>
I realize this post is from like a decade ago but I never read this thread. Anyway, everything LD said is truth.
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on October 10, 2009, 06:31:40 PM
<WarpRattler> What's the plot?
<Turtle> !?
<Hibiki> and about half the episode involves half-naked men in speedos dancing to club music in her apartment
<Hibiki> The plot is about awarding crazy antics of people on the internet
*** Weegee has quit (Quit: Ciao!)
<WarpRattler> Weegee left to watch.
Post by: TEM on October 16, 2009, 09:17:12 PM
[23:09:01] <+TEM> uh, what?
[23:09:14] <%Deezer> mind reading controller
[23:09:24] <+TEM> what do you find uncomfortable?
[23:10:11] <~EclipsedMoon> It seems the only thing I can do with my controller is either look around or act like the default arrow keys (forward, backward, turning).
[23:10:24] <~EclipsedMoon> And then I can't have any of the buttons do anything.
[23:11:23] <+TEM> controller
[23:11:26] <+TEM> controller
[23:11:43] <+TEM> You're playing a FPS on PC with a controller?
[23:11:58] <~EclipsedMoon> Controller and mouse combo.
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 12, 2009, 08:45:35 PM
<Lizard_Dude> Can you see my pizza status on facebook?
<SolidShroom> Yes.
<Lizard_Dude> I love The Future
<Lizard_Dude> Leo put my order in the oven
<SolidShroom> Your order is being baked with lots o' love.
<SolidShroom> Nice, I see you're not a girl who enjoys thin crust pizza.
<SolidShroom> And the Dr Pepper is a nice touch.
<Lizard_Dude> He has a PhD in tasting good
<SolidShroom> There is pizza going to LD's house
<SolidShroom> This is awesome.
<SolidShroom> I've never been more excited for someone I know on the Internet.
<SolidShroom> Like when all those peoples on the forums had babies and stuff, that didn't even come close to this.
Post by: TEM on November 12, 2009, 08:48:33 PM
<SolidShroom> Like when all those peoples on the forums had babies and stuff, that didn't even come close to this.LOL
That real time pizza stuff is the only thing thing that would make me even consider going back to Facebook (but it doesn't).
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on November 13, 2009, 12:10:43 AM
Oh man, its 10pm over here and I want to go out to buy some, but all the local ones are closed now.
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 13, 2009, 01:12:43 AM
My real pizza's progress to my real door was being broadcast to hundreds in real time.
Post by: Rao on December 08, 2009, 01:31:17 AM
[01:25:55] <Mushroom_Boy> The Mushroom Teleporter sends a flood to Atlantis
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 27, 2009, 08:29:41 PM
<%BP> It's usually just inside people
Post by: bobman37 on January 01, 2010, 02:27:06 PM
[10:20:31] <TEM> Last night I was stumbling through a dark hallway puking on everything and I felt like a Boomer
Post by: Luigison on January 01, 2010, 05:22:36 PM
<SolidShroom> Like when all those peoples on the forums had babies and stuff, that didn't even come close to this.Did I miss all these other "peoples"?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 01, 2010, 10:56:10 PM
Post by: Toad on January 01, 2010, 11:13:34 PM
I was the only one to have kids at that time wasn't I? I know Super Jessie did, but that was before I was even married.
Post by: TEM on January 02, 2010, 10:45:46 AM
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 03, 2010, 04:14:36 AM
<+M_Bison> Oh, yeah. I was gonna buy you one, but I got poor.
<+Illyasviel> It's not too late! You can still push button to rich!
<+M_Bison> What button do I push to rich?!
<+Illyasviel> I don't know!
<+M_Bison> I guess I better press all of them!
<+M_Bison> qw'rojgwj'wge'jlwefegewj'
<+M_Bison> sdlkgvjcqwrepfio2wej
<+M_Bison> It's not working
<+Illyasviel> You missed a bunch!
<+M_Bison> 1234567890-=zxcvbnm,./';lkjhgfdsa
<+Illyasviel> Oh wait, you're on a laptop, aren't you...you can't push button to rich. I'm sorry.
<+M_Bison> Curses
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 03, 2010, 08:52:19 AM
<Waddle_doo> soo... he hates everyone?
Post by: Luigison on January 03, 2010, 10:21:59 AM
Post by: Toad on January 13, 2010, 04:20:01 AM
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 27, 2010, 06:18:21 PM
<StoneColdSteveAustin> If you wanna see me kick this s.o.b.'s @$$, gimmie a Hell yeah!
*** Sapphira has joined #tmk
*** Mushroom_Boy sets mode +a on Sapphira
*** Mushroom_Boy sets mode +o on Sapphira
<ShadowBrain> That was close...?
<StoneColdSteveAustin> oh god
* Drill snickers
<Sapphira> ...
Post by: foxmccloudfan on February 27, 2010, 08:04:01 PM
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 27, 2010, 08:30:33 PM
Post by: Toad on April 16, 2010, 01:04:37 AM
<&Mushroom_Boy> Better not tell you now.
<+teh_yoshi> !8ball How about now?
<&Mushroom_Boy> Reply hazy, try again.
<+teh_yoshi> !8ball Now?
<&Mushroom_Boy> You may rely on it.
<+teh_yoshi> !8ball Okay, was he telling the truth?
<&Mushroom_Boy> Ask again later.
<+teh_yoshi> ...
Post by: WarpRattler on April 16, 2010, 01:29:42 AM
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on April 16, 2010, 02:56:01 AM
This was a while ago, but...
<StoneColdSteveAustin> If you wanna see me kick this s.o.b.'s @$$, gimmie a Hell yeah!
*** Sapphira has joined #tmk
*** Mushroom_Boy sets mode +a on Sapphira
*** Mushroom_Boy sets mode +o on Sapphira
<ShadowBrain> That was close...?
<StoneColdSteveAustin> oh god
* Drill snickers
<Sapphira> ...
Holy crap, I remember this night.
I forget, was I roleplaying as Stone Cold or was that Jake? I know the other guy started role-playing as The Rock once the first guy changed his screenname.
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 16, 2010, 07:29:16 AM
Post by: Toad on April 16, 2010, 01:53:10 PM
Except that trigger quotes are automatically not classic
Says who?
and teh_yoshi isn't a forum member.
Oops. You're right on that one.
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 18, 2010, 07:31:26 PM
<ARPikachu> ...
<ARPikachu> Why's your name got a plus on it?
<+Toad> I'm good at math
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on April 18, 2010, 07:38:43 PM
Post by: Weegee on April 18, 2010, 07:39:34 PM
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on April 18, 2010, 07:50:50 PM
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 28, 2010, 10:09:54 PM
<Dinosaur> we shall now discuss the virtues of lima beans
<Dinosaur> say that reminds me
<ShadowBrain> Who else read "A Case of the Stripes", or whatever it was called?
<Illyasviel> Better idea: let's talk about hummus.
<Dinosaur> BLAAAAAAAAGH
* Dinosaur barfs are Illya's shoes
<ShadowBrain> Hey, fresh hummus!
<Dinosaur> *on
* Illyasviel HADOUKENs hummus down The Chef's throat
<CommodoreJim> Your barfs are shoes?
Post by: Toad on October 06, 2010, 02:50:17 PM
<%BP> !deal 51
<&Mushroom_Boy> BP's hand: 9D,AH,4D,5H,2S,5S,8C,7C,JS,5C,JD,10H,KC,AD,2H,7D,KD,2C,8D,10D,3S,4C,JC,4S,9C,9H,
QH,AS,7S,6C,7H,3D,AC,10C,6S,8S,3C,5D,6D,2D,3H,6H,QS,JH,8H,4H,10S,QD,QC,KH,9S
<%BP> Race to find which one I didn't get GO
<+Toad> King of Spades
* %BP awards Toad some confetti made of the King of Spades
<+Toad> !celebrate
<&Mushroom_Boy> \:D/ :D \:D/ :D \:D/ :D \:D/ :D \:D/
<%BP> !deal 53
* &Mushroom_Boy drops the deck of 52 cards at BP's feet.
<+Kuromatsu> !deal infinity
<&Mushroom_Boy> Kuromatsu's hand: KS
<+Kuromatsu> !!
Post by: Toad on October 13, 2010, 11:50:49 AM
<%BP> Ohhh crap it's the last day before the billing period ends and I have over 2000 MB of the monthly download cap left
<%BP> Gotta waste it on something
<@David> WTMK live streaming
<@David> All day long
<@David> Multiple computers
Edit 10-23:
<~Deezer> Vorpy will save us all
* +Kuromatsu (mslug_3d@dork-F0AA99F9.dsl.chibardun.net) Quit (Quit: GLOW SQUIIIIIIIIIIIID)
<~Deezer> except for him
Edit 10-28:
<%BP> Thank you Toad
<%BP> But Mario is in another castle
<+Toad> What
<+Toad> I made the trip here for nothing then
* WarpRattler (VicViper@7D210AA.9EC33F6A.E8E91269.IP) has joined #tmk
* WarpRattler is now known as Mario
* Mushroom_Boy sets mode: +v Mario
* +Mario (VicViper@7D210AA.9EC33F6A.E8E91269.IP) Quit (Client exited)
Ghost Edit (edit 10-31):
<+Toad> We had several trick or treaters tonight, and one time when I answered the door, a kid asks "Are you Super Mario Kart?"
<+Illyasviel> I had to answer that question earlier, actually
(this is edited slghtly, but I still found it humorous)
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 29, 2010, 08:21:35 AM
<CommodoreJim> I guess I just have gas a lot!
Considering the mood CJ was in, I suppose this shouldn't have been.. nah, I laughed.
<Illyasviel> Two and a half days until PC SMB!!
<BP> two seconds until I have another sip of scalding hot chocolate
<BP> aaaaaaaaaaaa
* Illyasviel tips it onto BP's lap
<BP> <censored>
<Illyasviel> "This game will unlock in approximately 2 days and 13 hours"
<CommodoreJim> Hrrrrk unlock now darn it
<Illyasviel> Haaah, I just noticed in the bullets on the description: "A story so moving you will cry yourself to sleep for the rest of your life"
<BP> You guys should unlock some hot chocolate
Just my luck that the funniest exchange of the night happens when I'm not chatting for an extended period of time. Well, that's what I get for striking up a mini-Harem in the middle of the evening.
Post by: WarpRattler on December 12, 2010, 09:44:29 PM
<+Longhena> That's not shipping. Anyone who refers to it as that is a moron.
<%BP> That's handling
Post by: WarpRattler on February 12, 2011, 04:15:51 AM
<%BP> "Order now and get your very own FATALITY. Performed live. On YOU."
<+CommodoreJim> Well, Fatalities are part. You get a skin and fatality for a different character based on where you preorder.
<%BP> Wait, I was kidding, they're actually killing their customers?
<+Toad> They have to get the skins somewhere
Post by: Toad on March 04, 2011, 10:29:51 PM
<+Turtle> I wonder if enough TMKers have Minecraft to start a server...?
<+Turtle> Or if any of us would know how to install mods?
<+Toad> I bet..
* +Toad puts on sunglasses
<+Toad> the mods do
<+teh_yoshi> !toad
<+Toad> Yeah! Ha ha ha ha!
Post by: BP on March 17, 2011, 10:17:26 PM
[22:03] <BP> Your baby.
[22:03] <WarpRattler> His baby.
[22:04] <teh_yoshi> Be careful with my baby!
[22:05] <Ventricle> Be careful with your baby.
[22:06] <BP> Be careful with his baby.
It came out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation about controllers. It did not come up again.
This was a week ago and I have not been able to stop thinking of it since.
Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 17, 2011, 10:18:34 PM
Post by: WarpRattler on March 18, 2011, 12:19:43 AM
It was still hilarious, though.
Post by: Toad on March 26, 2011, 10:16:42 PM
* BP has joined #tmk
<+WarpRattler> Hi, LD and BP.
<%BP> BEST POLICEMAN AND LAZIEST DETECTIVE AT YOUR SERVICE
<%BP> BRING ON THE DANGER
Post by: Kimimaru on March 26, 2011, 11:08:51 PM
Post by: Toad on March 27, 2011, 12:40:29 AM
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 27, 2011, 08:36:41 AM
Post by: Weegee on March 27, 2011, 01:27:19 PM
Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 27, 2011, 03:02:32 PM
Post by: Deezer on March 27, 2011, 04:58:15 PM
[18:17:17] <Turtle> Ones that I can actually use in caves, I mean.
[18:52:05] <CommodoreJim> Blegh I don't like Lightning, when can I stop being her
[18:54:23] <Turtle> Playing FFXIII?
[18:54:30] <Turtle> And what's wrong with Lightning?
[18:56:56] <Toad> She never strikes the same enemy twice
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 02, 2011, 07:07:38 PM
~TEM
Post by: Toad on April 23, 2011, 07:22:39 PM
<+teh_yoshi> MC Escher would be proud.
Post by: Toad on May 07, 2011, 07:48:14 PM
<+Toad> He already broke out of jail?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 16, 2011, 11:37:03 PM
[01:09:23] <+Toad> Why so Sirius
Post by: BP on May 23, 2011, 01:55:43 AM
[00:04] <Skeleton> unga unga
[00:05] <Skeleton> kill mighty animal
[00:05] <Skeleton> take tooth
[00:05] <Skeleton> itchy back gone
[00:05] <Skeleton> good time
[00:05] <Androu1> Back when humans did <censored> right
[00:06] <Androu1> Not like hipsters nowadays they all like: "I will download an app on my iPhone to scratch my back"
Post by: Toad on May 28, 2011, 02:42:18 PM
<%Skeleton> Ooooooooooooo!
* +WarpRattler quit
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 31, 2011, 12:04:41 AM
Maybe I should grow a beard or something...
Post by: Weegee on May 31, 2011, 12:13:05 AM
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 09, 2011, 03:09:47 PM
<Androu1> Miyamoto said they were working on Pikmin 3
<Kuromatsu> Banjo Threeie is going to come out guys I can feel it
<GunvenomMalice> they're not saying anything
<GunvenomMalice> just to bug you androu
<CommodoreJim> then one day they're release it once you have given up video games forever
<CommodoreJim> And you'll cry
<ShadowBrain> I picture him dying in a bed ala 2001, and there appears Pikmin 3 at the foot of the bed.
<WarpRattler> And then a space fetus.
<ShadowBrain> DUUUN
<ShadowBrain> DUUUUUUUN
<Androu1> Did that 2001 have lotsa swearing?
<ShadowBrain> DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
<Androu1> 2001 thing*
<WarpRattler> DUN DUN
<ShadowBrain> (^ No, it did not)
<WarpRattler> *bom bom bom bom bom bom booom booom*
<ShadowBrain> DK as the monkey throwing a bone makes more sense than it should.
<Androu1> Then it's not possible to picture me in such a situation
Also, this:
<CommodoreJim> Hey this chick is dual-wielding revolvers
<CommodoreJim> Oh look this girl has one of those Jill mine controle redthings on her chest
<Androu1> Even my <censored> can dual-wield revolvers so I don't see why this important
Post by: A on June 18, 2011, 11:15:18 PM
I think MaxVance is hot
Post by: Luigison on June 19, 2011, 07:11:03 AM
That was a fun read. Here's another one from that thread:
God created us in his image...
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 19, 2011, 08:59:04 AM
<Ventricle> dude
<Ventricle> it got me laid
<Androu1> As if that mattered.
<Ventricle> I'm not lying about this
<Skeleton> (note that I have a perfectly negative one)
<ShadowBrain> I would like to play Epic Yarn, but I would not like to pay in the double digits for it.
<Skeleton> You should make a commercial for it
<WarpRattler> As an example of why genre pedigree doesn't matter, Psikyo was famous for two types of games: excellent shmups, and crappy porn and/or mahjong games.
<Androu1> For example, Grin developed both the Bionic Commando reboot and Rearmed, for example. (And most hate the reboot, but I personally think it's great fun)
<Skeleton> "I played Kirby's Epic Yarn and then sex happened to me"
<Skeleton> "Thanks Kirby's Epic Yarn"
<Androu1> "I played Epic Yarn with a girl and... and... I don't remember anything because it was so boring that I felt asleep and couldn't wake up for WEEKS!"
<Androu1> fell* or whatever
I swear every time I copied the text for this one, another great line showed up.
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 19, 2011, 08:08:12 PM
Classic!
Post by: Black Mage on June 19, 2011, 10:20:31 PM
I submit that if it had indeed happened, we would have heard about it within minutes.
Post by: Toad on June 20, 2011, 03:08:23 PM
Post by: The Chef on June 20, 2011, 03:49:02 PM
Post by: bobbysq1337 on July 02, 2011, 06:53:08 PM
Looks like my plan to prevent LD from unleashing his spawn on the world worked.
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 03, 2011, 02:08:47 AM
Post by: The Chef on July 03, 2011, 03:39:43 PM
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 03, 2011, 03:58:24 PM
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 05, 2011, 03:20:49 PM
[16:50:18] MrSanchoDisconn [Androu1@dork-333ECBA.dyn.movilnet.com.ve] is now known as Androu1
[16:51:01] <%n-fani> I didn't even know who you were before that nick [change] but that line made the probability it was Androu around 99,9%
Post by: BP on July 05, 2011, 08:53:58 PM
[19:23] <GunvenomMalice> yeah some are more awful than others
[19:23] <GunvenomMalice> but they're all pretty <censored> awful
Post by: BP on July 17, 2011, 03:45:59 PM
[14:13] <Skeleton> No!
[14:13] <Ventricle> Toad: Tatl was pink
[14:14] <Skeleton> She was not!!!!
[14:14] <Skeleton> She was YELLOW!!!
[14:14] <Skeleton> What's wrong with you people!
Post by: Toad on July 27, 2011, 04:46:00 PM
<%Ventricle> Ah! It's Bowser!
<+Toad> Speak of the devil
* bowser Quit
<+Toad> Well that didn't take very long
<%Skeleton> Mario knocked on the door
Relevance: We'd had a short discussion about Bowser previously to this, hence my saying speak of the devil
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 16, 2011, 09:17:45 PM
[22:45:18] <%Ventricle> i feel bad for Spock
[22:45:22] <%Ventricle> peer always gets him
[22:45:58] <@Deezer> Live long and prospeer
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 26, 2011, 10:27:50 AM
Post by: Toad on October 24, 2011, 02:51:48 AM
<Mushroom_Boy> Toad rolls a 1
Relevance: everyone was using this dice game to try and get down to 1 in the least amount of rolls (rolls being using the trigger).
Post by: The Chef on October 24, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Post by: BP on October 24, 2011, 09:02:56 PM
Post by: WarpRattler on October 24, 2011, 11:01:35 PM
Post by: Toad on October 25, 2011, 01:09:45 AM
<+teh_yoshi> All of Toad's quotes should be in caps.
<+teh_yoshi> And an excess of exclamation points.
<+Toad> ARE! YOU! READY! TO! PLAY?!!
<+teh_yoshi> That's more like it!
<+teh_yoshi> !toad
<+Toad> This way, please.
<@Fifth> !8ball well, are you?
<Mushroom_Boy> As I see it, yes.
Post by: bobbysq1337 on October 25, 2011, 07:07:50 AM
.....OK....not sure why that warranted repeating it so soon.It was 97.6251% classic.
It was really bobbysq1337's plan. You were just a pawn in his game.The Bobbysq Empire will exist outside of my head! I'll probably play some Civ or something.
Post by: BP on October 25, 2011, 01:16:31 PM
<@Androu1> just similar
<@Androu1> because, well, Frank did have a lot of his moves in TvC. But he needed to use more weapons.
<BigSharkZ> Like what?
<BigSharkZ> I can't think of any other better weapon than the bat and Servbot head
<BigSharkZ> And of course the REAL MEGA BUSTER
<@Androu1> That's the thing, he didn't use many things as weapons
<BP> They should give him a move where he throws assorted [dukar], like Hsien-Ko
<BP> Mannequin Torso! King Salmon!
<@Androu1> That would be awesome
<BigSharkZ> King what
<BP> It's a fish
<BP> You're not very worldly Shark :T
<BP> You should know what a fish is, you're a ****ing shark, Shark :I
<BigSharkZ> Salmons don't exist here
<BP> In Canada?? The hell they don't
<BigSharkZ> Not in this very spot, there's only goldfish and sharks
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 25, 2011, 06:06:28 PM
Post by: Luigison on October 25, 2011, 07:20:02 PM
Post by: bobbysq1337 on October 25, 2011, 08:14:49 PM
Post by: Toad on November 09, 2011, 12:30:33 AM
<+Yoshi> Toad flips a lid.
<%Skeleton> And then died.
Luigison: I've been searching the dark recesses of the FF, but haven't found anything terribly noteworthy to post as of yet.
Post by: BP on November 09, 2011, 02:21:02 AM
Post by: Toad on November 09, 2011, 10:21:11 AM
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 24, 2011, 06:40:11 PM
Post by: Luigison on November 24, 2011, 07:30:28 PM
CE7, thanks. That was classic!
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite
As CashCrazed said, "If you know where this quote came from, then you've got some serious history with the board."
Post by: Toad on January 04, 2012, 12:24:40 AM
I couldn't find the actual post, so this is a paraphrase. But I remember it happening..
<+WarpRattler> You know, Hanging With Friends is a pretty messed-up game.
<+WarpRattler> I just dropped my brother's character into lava.
<+WarpRattler> Meanwhile, one of the between-turn advertisements just crashed the app. :D
* +Toad crashes- I mean hosts a party
* %Skeleton gets all the stars and wins all the mini games and drinks everyone else's tears
* @Fifth hits the chance time space and swaps all stars with Skeleton
<@Fifth> Also, between-turn ads?
* +WarpRattler plays Fortune Street instead
* %Skeleton murders everybody
<@Fifth> That's just gross.
Post by: WarpRattler on January 12, 2012, 10:50:49 AM
<Androu1> Same thing can be said for DmC :U
<Androu1> Though FFXIII has, like, a [crapload] of returning enemies and creatures later on
<Lizard_Dude> 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
<Lizard_Dude> Thou art thyself, though not a Final Fantasy.
<Lizard_Dude> What's Final Fantasy? it is nor Potion, nor Phoenix Down,
<Lizard_Dude> Nor Firaga, nor Chocobo, nor any other part
<Lizard_Dude> Belonging to a game. O, be some other name!
<Lizard_Dude> What's in a name? that which we call a Devil May Cry
<Lizard_Dude> By any other name would shoot as many guns;
<%Skeleton> Julizard Dupulet
* Lizard_Dude exeunt
Trimmed irrelevant lines. Also, it should probably be known that I wasn't awake for any of the stuff that was said here after my line.
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 19, 2012, 05:52:24 PM
<Lizard_Dude> That URL doesn't work
<bobman37> that's weird
<bobman37> I was told no one was ever gonna take it down
<EclipsedMoon> It's too bad bobman37's already got the highest rank possible at the moment because I'd upgrade him for that [dukar].
Post by: Toad on January 25, 2012, 07:17:23 PM
You can log out anytime you like
But you can never leave
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 20, 2012, 07:53:16 PM
I would be scared to see any of you on the other side. I might go to meet one of you, only to discover that you're a grizzled lonely lobster farmer with a shed full of bloody wrenches and clumps of human hair. It's a worst case scenario, but a possible scenario.
Why do you think we fired LD?
Post by: Toad on March 20, 2012, 10:53:31 PM
<+Toad> One blue screen of death and several computer resets later, I return
* +Floydthebarber Quit
<@Fifth> Huzzah
<%Politoed> I didn't know Fifth hated Floyd that much
<@Fifth> He's been my secret arch-nemesis for years.
<%Politoed> But you just blew the secret
<@Fifth> Nah, he still doesn't know.
Post by: bobbysq1337 on March 23, 2012, 06:44:15 AM
[no response]
<bobbysq> :(
Disconnected
Post by: bobbysq1337 on March 23, 2012, 07:18:18 AM
[no response]
<bobbysq> :(
Disconnected
Post by: Toad on April 15, 2012, 11:31:23 PM
<EzioAuditore> pft.
<+Toad> Power Flower Time
<%Skeleton> Until the chicken ladies show up
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 16, 2012, 02:10:28 PM
Post by: BP on April 16, 2012, 02:47:32 PM
Post by: WarpRattler on April 16, 2012, 03:04:16 PM
Post by: Toad on April 16, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
I agree with you though and am guilty of posting unfunny things in this thread too some of which I am about to change.
Post by: BP on April 16, 2012, 11:15:19 PM
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 17, 2012, 07:26:59 AM
Come to think of it, with those new monthly poster awards nominees threads helping people keep track for post of the year, this thread might just go out of business.
Post by: WarpRattler on April 17, 2012, 09:51:01 PM
Again, the main issue is that people simply aren't posting funny quotes. Things like these:
Yeah, I was fairly involved in this one, but I still like how it ended:Or the first two quotes on this (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6634.615) page, which (while containing varying degrees of humor) don't involve (current) forum members.
<Androu1> Miyamoto said they were working on Pikmin 3
<Kuromatsu> Banjo Threeie is going to come out guys I can feel it
<GunvenomMalice> they're not saying anything
<GunvenomMalice> just to bug you androu
<CommodoreJim> then one day they're release it once you have given up video games forever
<CommodoreJim> And you'll cry
<ShadowBrain> I picture him dying in a bed ala 2001, and there appears Pikmin 3 at the foot of the bed.
<WarpRattler> And then a space fetus.
<ShadowBrain> DUUUN
<ShadowBrain> DUUUUUUUN
<Androu1> Did that 2001 have lotsa swearing?
<ShadowBrain> DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
<Androu1> 2001 thing*
<WarpRattler> DUN DUN
<ShadowBrain> (^ No, it did not)
<WarpRattler> *bom bom bom bom bom bom booom booom*
<ShadowBrain> DK as the monkey throwing a bone makes more sense than it should.
<Androu1> Then it's not possible to picture me in such a situation
Also, this:
<CommodoreJim> Hey this chick is dual-wielding revolvers
<CommodoreJim> Oh look this girl has one of those Jill mine controle redthings on her chest
<Androu1> Even my dick can dual-wield revolvers so I don't see why this important
Or this:
<+Toad> !d100Or especially this bit of postcount++, which got posted twice:
<Mushroom_Boy> Toad rolls a 1
Relevance: everyone was using this dice game to try and get down to 1 in the least amount of rolls (rolls being using the trigger).
<bobbysq> Hi
[no response]
<bobbysq> :(
Disconnected
We need more good quotes. Things with actual humor value, like so:
* bobman37 changes topic to 'R.I.P. MegaUpload (2005-2012) | October 4: RAGE | blobman: http://www.yourethebest.around | Welcome back Lizard Dude!'Or these:
<Lizard_Dude> That URL doesn't work
<bobman37> that's weird
<bobman37> I was told no one was ever gonna take it down
<EclipsedMoon> It's too bad bobman37's already got the highest rank possible at the moment because I'd upgrade him for that [dukar].
<%Ventricle> what about when people "ship" two characters who are officially a couple?
<+Longhena> That's not shipping. Anyone who refers to it as that is a moron.
<%BP> That's handling
<+CommodoreJim> Ahaha, wow, [Mortal Kombat 9]. Way to pull one of THE WORST preorder stunts.Or these, which are especially "classic" for featuring a reference to Lizard Dude drinking his pee (which, it should be noted, we're coming up on the third anniversary for this year):
<%BP> "Order now and get your very own FATALITY. Performed live. On YOU."
<+CommodoreJim> Well, Fatalities are part. You get a skin and fatality for a different character based on where you preorder.
<%BP> Wait, I was kidding, they're actually killing their customers?
<+Toad> They have to get the skins somewhere
<Lizard_Dude> I was just at the place where I got the buy 2 get 1 free Monster (mentioned in real-time voice chat)
<Lizard_Dude> I looked and the Monster was wiped
<Lizard_Dude> Just wiped
<Lizard_Dude> Maybe one can of the orange kind, nothing else
<Lizard_Dude> except
<Lizard_Dude> Two brimming full rows of MIXXD
<Lizard_Dude> Proof that the public knows the true horror of The Worst Drink Ever Made, Monster MIXXD
<TEM> hah, oh, wiped as in gone
<TEM> I thought it was some weird way of saying something was wrong with them
<TEM> what is the idea of MIXXD?
<TEM> what did they do to make it nasty?
<Lizard_Dude> The text on the can literally says something like, "we had a bunch of leftover flavors sitting around so we threw them all together to make this"
<TEM> ah
<TEM> True Fact: I'm scared to watch The Exorcist
<Lizard_Dude> If you drink some MIXXD
<Lizard_Dude> you won't be scared of anything ever again
<Lizard_Dude> Well, except drinking more MIXXD
<Lizard_Dude> When I drink my own urine in a few days I will be thinking one thing
<Lizard_Dude> "I'm glad this isn't MIXXD"
In conclusion, a lot of people here should be ashamed that they haven't been able to fulfill this post:
Note: Nobody will ever put a not-perceived-to-be-funny-by-anyone classic quote here, and if they did, it would probably not be appreciated, or followed with several "I don't get it"s.Toad's attempt a few posts ago to justify posting exactly that sort of quote just makes things worse.
Post by: BP on April 18, 2012, 01:19:44 AM
Post by: bobbysq1337 on April 18, 2012, 06:53:30 AM
Or this:Or especially this bit of postcount++, which got posted twice:I don't remember that being a double post. Blame my browser, and sorry.
Post by: Toad on April 18, 2012, 09:23:03 AM
Post by: Luigison on April 18, 2012, 06:17:27 PM
Post by: bobbysq1337 on April 18, 2012, 07:51:08 PM
Post by: BP on April 18, 2012, 08:24:57 PM
Post by: bobbysq1337 on April 18, 2012, 09:36:18 PM
And I got owned.
Post by: Luigison on April 18, 2012, 09:45:06 PM
Post by: Toad on April 18, 2012, 11:21:31 PM
I think the original rules can still stand. You can quote things you participated in, as long you were not the initiator.
Edit: breaking da rules just a bit, but it was funny..
<+Toad> !teleport Turtle
* BP joins
<&Mushroom_Boy> The Mushroom Teleporter sends Turtle to the Crypt Keeper's lair
Post by: BP on April 30, 2012, 11:14:25 PM
<+CommodoreJim> Anyway I'm free to play now
<+WarpRattler> Cool.
<+WarpRattler> We've got three holes after this one.
<+WarpRattler> We can do four-man matches of three holes and get a lot of Pang just from the clear bonus.
<+CommodoreJim> Alright, tell me when
<EzioAuditore> this all sounds like a gay porn
Post by: WarpRattler on May 01, 2012, 12:17:15 AM
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 01, 2012, 12:42:57 AM
Post by: WarpRattler on May 01, 2012, 01:06:55 AM
Post by: BP on May 01, 2012, 01:19:14 AM
Post by: Luigison on May 01, 2012, 01:19:13 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 07, 2012, 04:47:00 PM
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Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 07, 2012, 07:27:49 PM
Post by: Luigison on May 08, 2012, 01:57:58 PM
Post by: bobman37 on May 15, 2012, 11:14:25 PM
[21:11:41] <EclipsedMoon> The problem this raises have been described as thus:
[21:11:42] <EclipsedMoon> (1) No more reserved table for the Pecan Sandies, and reduced likeliness of getting two adjacent tables as one;
[21:11:42] <EclipsedMoon> (2) Likely zero leniency on waiving grats for parties of six or more;
[21:11:42] <EclipsedMoon> (3) (On another note) Significantly reduced sports knowledge. :0
[21:12:58] <Deezer> uh-oh
[21:14:39] <EclipsedMoon> How does one learn sports trivia?
[21:16:12] <Deezer> what kind of questions do they ask
[21:16:23] <EclipsedMoon> Don't remember.
[21:16:49] <Deezer> watching sports is a good start
[21:16:55] <EclipsedMoon> I'm screwed.
The next day:
[21:01:34] <Deezer> oh hey, the Indiana Pacers.
[21:01:52] <EclipsedMoon> What is that, some kind of baseball team?
[21:03:13] <Deezer> your trivia team is doomed
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 16, 2012, 06:09:27 AM
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 24, 2012, 10:11:23 PM
[23:59:36] <%Politoed> For doing the whole thing in one day. Plus make godly steak.
[00:00:01] <+WarpRattler> I'm all for godly steak.
[00:04:32] <Androu1> i read that as goty steak
[00:05:47] <%Politoed> Steak of the year
[00:06:42] <+Toad> It was very well done
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 12, 2012, 12:16:19 AM
Am I the only person who's idea of fun is bodily fluids?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 13, 2012, 01:50:52 PM
<+CommodoreJim> With threats
<Androu1> "buy a 3ds or i kill your mother
<%n-fani> Last time I checked a sister's mother was also the mother of the person in question
<%n-fani> So that's the same as "buy 3ds or I kill my mom"
<@Fifth> "I know where she lives!"
<+CommodoreJim> "Buy a 3DS or I'll kidnap your brother"
<Androu1> that's the joke, n-fani
<%n-fani> right
I later just showed her a bunch of trailers for 3DS games.
Post by: Luigison on July 26, 2012, 01:54:15 PM
<SolidShroom> Like when all those peoples on the forums had babies and stuff, that didn't even come close to this.Hmm. Lizard Dude's pizza > Luigison's daughter according to SolidShroom.
Since SS rates pizza over babies I am now wondering what his stance on abortion is. Or would the rating be different if it were my pizza and Lizard Dude's baby? Where does LD's bodily fluids and their consumption go on the order of excitement?
Post by: Qwerty on July 27, 2012, 12:21:20 AM
In relation to the above post.
Post by: SolidShroom on August 03, 2012, 12:57:53 PM
Since SS rates pizza over babies I am now wondering what his stance on abortion is. Or would the rating be different if it were my pizza and Lizard Dude's baby? Where does LD's bodily fluids and their consumption go on the order of excitement?Even though I love pizza more than babies, they're both ok in my book.
Post by: Toad on September 15, 2012, 10:43:00 PM
<%Skeleton> They make those who think about them violent
<%Ventricle> i thought the general consensus was that shooters did that
<%Skeleton> No, those make people nice and charitable
<+CommodoreJim> I thought the general consensus was that Jack Thompson was stupid
<%Skeleton> Yes, which proves the opposite. Shooters do in fact turn their players into saints
<%Ventricle> racing games make you better at cooking
<%Skeleton> Text adventures boost physical strength
<%Ventricle> rpgs increase your metabolism
<%Ventricle> platformers enhance your vision
<%Skeleton> rhythm games make you immune to aids
<%Ventricle> strategy games increase your sexual performance
<+CommodoreJim> Sports games awaken your latent psychic abilities
<%Ventricle> puzzle games relieve stomach pains
<%Skeleton> flight simulators summon gargoyles
<%Ventricle> dating sims turn your skin blue
<+CommodoreJim> God Sims send you directly to heck
<%Skeleton> roleplays make you more likely to succeed in endeavors
<%Ventricle> metroidvanias grant immunity to bears
<%Skeleton> beat-em-ups give you revelations of the universe
<%Ventricle> run-and-guns endow you with the ability to peer into alternate timelines
<%Skeleton> Collectathons cure athelete's foot
<+CommodoreJim> Visual Novels reveal who you will marry
<%Skeleton> card games make you odor-proof for up to 18 hours
<+CommodoreJim> Slice of Life games will teach you who you really are
Post by: BP on September 15, 2012, 11:44:41 PM
Post by: Toad on September 17, 2012, 08:25:20 AM
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 23, 2012, 11:37:12 PM
We should take away gays' rights to bear arms instead.
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 24, 2012, 07:47:13 AM
Post by: Deezer on October 24, 2012, 11:51:03 AM
Post by: Weegee on October 24, 2012, 08:51:29 PM
Bear arms, you say?
Post by: The Chef on October 24, 2012, 09:55:02 PM
Post by: Markio on October 24, 2012, 11:53:43 PM
Post by: Luigison on October 25, 2012, 06:16:44 AM
Post by: BP on October 25, 2012, 12:01:41 PM
(I do)
Post by: Toad on November 11, 2012, 11:06:19 PM
More like right to arm bears, eh eh?
Bears are dangerous enough
Post by: Deezer on November 15, 2012, 03:07:41 PM
[14:58:00] <Mushroom_Boy> "Enemy approaching from the left."
Post by: Toad on November 28, 2012, 07:37:01 PM
<Androu1> Martinet voiced a dragon?
<+Toad> It appears so
<Androu1> "It's a me! Paarthunax!"
* Androu1 Quit (Connection reset by peer)
Unneccesary bits were edited out.. and I know he's not a FF member..
Post by: TheMightyThor on November 28, 2012, 08:39:31 PM
Post by: The Chef on November 28, 2012, 10:32:55 PM
Post by: Toad on January 17, 2013, 02:42:01 PM
<%Gedaechtnisschwund> And then it hit me, STATUE
(that's n-fani under a different user name)
Post by: The Chef on January 18, 2013, 04:08:26 AM
Post by: Toad on January 18, 2013, 09:21:42 AM
How do you not notice
Post by: Weegee on June 16, 2013, 07:07:26 PM
~Lizard Dude
Post by: The Chef on June 16, 2013, 08:19:27 PM
Post by: Super-Jesse on July 14, 2013, 04:07:22 AM
Post by: The Chef on July 14, 2013, 04:11:46 PM
Post by: Super-Jesse on July 17, 2013, 04:04:15 PM
Uh...wha?
Back before Trolling was a thing, I got super bored for a few nights as I was sprucing things up around here (aka catalogging my merch) and in the IRC I signed under "Starfy" or something like that, based on the character. I don't remember what I was saying but it was funny to younger me. And by younger I mean 19/20 year old me :P
Post by: BP on July 17, 2013, 05:34:00 PM
Post by: Weegee on July 17, 2013, 05:39:40 PM
Post by: BP on March 07, 2014, 11:16:42 PM
[21:14:13] <Skeleton> oh boy, with whom
[21:14:13] <CommodoreJim> I AM THE OCTOPUS FATHER
[21:14:17] <Skeleton> oh god wow