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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Jman on April 25, 2005, 08:55:16 PM
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I just thought of the most fantastic idea. I was listening to the celebrity Jeopardy clips from SNL, and I thought I might make a special Nintendo edition of the show. It's going to be funny, trust me! I mean come on, it's me! Who here doesn't think I'm funny? *Everyone in the FF raises their hand*
Okaaaaaay... well I promise it will be funny.
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
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This sounds fun. Nintendo should do it too on their website or something.
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 9/13/2005 2:02:33 PM
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Heheh. I'd like something of that sort.
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Sorry, I've been trying to come up with ideas all week, and now I'm writing the first episode. I'll have it up sometime next week.
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Edited by - Jman on 4/30/2005 6:36:17 AM
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Why not game categories for options? Star fox, Link, mario, etc. Not just about thier games whta they're from, hair color, cloth4es, descriptions, etc
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Oh man! I'm sorry I haven't started yet. I haven't written much as of yet because I am considering intergrating my SSB Live franchise into a fanfic. You know, kind of like a SSB movie!
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
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Jeopardy! yay! put in a "there's a first time for everything!" catagory in! make it all about firsts in video game series.
Mario has fused with the N-force!
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sounds cool i luv jeopardy. is this going to be with 3 of us?
where isn't the beef
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No, there should be more people, but once the game starts, other people shouldnt be allowed to join in. It would mess up the game.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Sonic: Hello, and welcome to Nintendo Jeopardy! Our contestants today will be Mario, DK, and Kirby!
Mario: Hey, a-what's-a he doing-a hosting my company's show?
Sonic: I was the only willing sucker to...oh crap! I've been punked! Wait, wrong show.
Anyway, here are the categories for our show today! Famous videogame characters, famous videogames, videogame firsts, and stupid mascots. Mario, you pick first.
Mario: I'll-a take famous videogames for-a 200 bucks, please.
Sonic: Okay. "This 1992 smash hit for the Gameboy featured a pink puff ball on a quest to save his hometown from starvation by beating the evil King Dedede."
(Mario buzzes)
Sonic: Mario?
Mario: That would be, Kirby's quest for food.
Sonic: No, that is not the correct answer you idiot! (Sonic gets hit by a spikey shell. Lakitu flies into the host's spot.)
Lakitu: Hey, sorry I'm late. Those execs must have replaced me when they thought I wasn't coming! Okay, so where are we?
Mario: I-a suck at-a this game.
Lakitu: Kirby, it's your turn.
Kirby:(He's talking cause this ain't freakin' 4kids.) I pick, famous videogame characters for 200 bucks.
Lakitu: "The person seen here is the hero of Dreamland and has saved the day from Dark matter many times."
Kirby: Who is Kirby?
Lakitu: Yes, oh yes! Hallelujah! Someone got a question right!
Mario: Oh come on! That was too easy!
Kirby: I'll take videogame firsts for 200 dollars please.
Lakitu: In Donkey Kong Country 2, for the first time ever, you could do this with your tag team.
Kirby: what is abuse your girlfriend by throwing her on the ground.
Lakitu: No, that is not the correct answer.
Mario?
Mario: throw your partner into a barrel of tnt and watch the sparks fly?
Lakitu: NOO! DK?
DK: Throw that little freak Dixie into a volcano and kill her?
Lakitu: No no no no no no no no! (Throws a spikey shell at all 3.) Boy, what a brain squad we have here! We'll be right back!
KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*
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~You sure must be looking for a ban, because that's what you're about to get. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 8/26/2005 3:37:13 PM
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I question the username of the person who wrote that statement.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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I wasn't here. What'd that dude say? He probably swore at me because I made Mario look like a dope, but it's only for comic relief. Yeesh, I guess some people just don't have a sense of humor! Even I enjoy poking fun at my favorite chracters.
KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*
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DK: Throw that little freak Dixie into a volcano and kill her?
AHAHAHA!
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Heheheh-- I didn't notice this until now.
This reminds me greatly of some sort of skit that I can't remember.
Edited by - Suffix on 8/31/2005 3:00:21 PM
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Lakitu: And we're back to the first round! Where were we? Oh...now I remember! Mario, it's your turn again. Pick a category.
Mario: Hey, wait a minute...I remember you! You're-a that guy who's-a always-a trying to kill me! You're-a gonna die!
Lakitu: Oh crap! No! Stay back! (throws barrage of spiky shells at Mario) Whoa, was that ever close! Well, I guess Mario's out of the game. Therefore, it says here on this insurance form just handed to me that if Mario gets DQ'ed, Luigi will take his place. Luigi, come on down! Your the next contestant on the pri..I mean, Jeopardy!
Luigi: Thank you, friendly cloud man!
Lakitu: Now, pick a category, Luigi.
Luigi: I pick, videogame firsts for 400.
Lakitu: In Super Mario World, once you grab a cape feather, for the first time ever, you could do this...Luigi!
Luigi: feather dust the bad guy unitl he sneezed himself into a coma?
Lakitu: No. DK?
DK: Become one of the three Dancing Brothers? Gonna have a good time tonight! gonna have a good..
Lakitu: No! Why must you reference Homestar Runner on a Nintendo show? (beans DK and Luigi with Spikey shells.) Kirby.
Kirby: I'm gonna take a wild guess here, when you got the cape feather, you could fly?
Lakitu: yes! Correct! You get a cookie!
Kirby: Really?
Lakitu: No, it's just an expression.
Kirby: Dang! I'll take videogame firsts for 800 bucks.
Lakitu: You got our daily double! Now, for the oddest reason, our question is related to Homestar Runner.
Homestar (from crowd): This question is related to me? You mean, like a cousin or uncle?
Strong bad (from crowd): No, you morone! Shut up!
Lakitu: On to our question...who is the resident that eats the most crap in the Homestar Runner universe?
Homestar: There's a Homestar Runner Universe? You mean, like a whole planet named after me?
Strong bad: (knocks out Homestar with one of those awesome off the top rope moves of his.)
Kirby: Uh...
King of Town: Oh! Oh! I know! It's Strong Bad!
Strong bad: You're dead, old man! (takes out KOT)
Kirby: I think it's the...King of town?
Lakitu: yes! Yes! He got it! That's the end of our first round! We shall have some new categories in our second round! We'll be right back!
By the way, for anyone who doesn't like their favorite character acting stupid...this is meant to be entirely comic relief. I'm not trying to offend anyone or tarnish the good names of Mario, DK, Luigi, or Kirby.
KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*
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Alex:Mario select again.
Mario: Ok,I'll take "famous nintendo characters" for 800.
VOTE FOR PEDRO!
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Gonna have a good time tonight...
It''s like I''ve died and gone to heaven but they found out it wasn''t my time so they sent me back to a brewery~Peter Griffin
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Mario got disqualified for trying to kill Lakitu. Sorry I haven't been keeping up with this story or SSB live, but I've been just so busy with school and whatnot.
KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*
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Lakitu: Wow, we should really dust the cobwebs off of the rails and kill those huge poisonous spiders that are about to bite the unlucky fans in section 13!
Luigi: Who cares about them? Let's get back to the game!
Lakitu: Ah yes! It's our Double Jeopardy round! Somewhere hidden in this table of questions is a Daily Double! 100 bonus points to anyone who can tell me what it means.
Kirby: I know! What is "get two packs of gum?"
Lakitu: Double, not dubble bubble!
Kirby: Two roasted Butterball turkeys?
Lakitu: No.
Kirby: Why am I even here? You stupid son of a
Lakitu: Good Night eveybody! (curtain closes)
*shell cracking sounds* *curtain opens*
Lakitu: Sorry, we had some technical difficulties! Apparently, someone spiked the Kool-Aid during the commercial break! And we all know how much Kool-Aid Kirby had.
Kirby: *wobbling around in a daze*
Lakitu: As you can see, he is physically unable to perform. And some more bad news, since we wasted all of this time on Kirby, we now have to go to final Jeopardy. The category today is...make up a word! And...go!
*20 seconds later*
Lakitu: Time is up. Let's see what you guys came up with! Luigi, let's start with you! You wrote "Luigiisthemostawesomeever." That is not a new word, that is just a bunch of known words combined. You had $-200, you wagered "Mario's pasta money" Oh, and you are not the most awesome guy ever!
Luigi: You're being mean, friendly cloud man!
Lakitu: It's Lakitu to you, bub! Anyway, DK, you wrote "superDKawesomeisticxpalidocious." That is just a word you stole and reworded around yourself. You had $-500, your wager was "More money than you've made in your pathetic life." I highly doubt that.
DK: At least I still have my fangirls! *Looks to see the girls are all gathering around some other guy.* Oh, I hate this stupid game!
Lakitu: And it hates you too, I'm sure. Okay, somehow Kirby is still alive despite a deadly amount of spiked Kool-Aid in his system. Kirby, you wrote "I'm too sexy for my shirt. And way hotter than you, you pompous"...er, I can't repeat that word to our audience. Logic fails me...you don't even wear clothes! Anyway, you had 500 dollars, and you wagered...nothing. I don't believe it! In a defiance of all that is logical, Kirby has won the battle of wits that is Jeopardy despite the fact that he should be dead!
KIrby: *passes out.*
*Strong Bad somehow walks away with the money*
Lakitu: Words fail me. Good night everybody.
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I should have the next episode up by next weekend.