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« on: June 06, 2005, 08:47:04 PM »
Play as Buzz Lightminute
Turn your GC on while simultaneously pinching yourself very hard on your leg (and part will do, except for the thighs. NOT THE THIGHS!). Count backwards from 17 to 3 and when you get to three SCREAM the words "I am therefore I think". Your GameCube should spontaneously combust into a pile of flaming rubble. Now, wasting no time, pour the mayonnaise and salsa mixture you prepared beforehand on the burning GameCube. For the next 7 and 1/2 days, you should work on reconstructing the GameCube. If it takes you longer than 7 and 1/2 days, you will need to start the process over with a new GameCube. If you followed all the steps, pressing the "ON" button on your reassembled GameCube will give you...the menu screen. You haven't put your disk in yet! Put the Luigi's Mansion disk it, but UPSIDE DOWN. Nintendo actually encodes cryptic gaming info onto the backs of their disks. Doing this will give you a negative version of Luigi's Mansion, so to move foward, move the joystick backwards, and to jump, crouch. Get to the beginning of the game (because you start at the end) and Luigi will begin to grow giant welts in the shape of Rhode Island. Wait 23 and 1/2 hours and Luigi will transform into Buzz Lightyear, who will then, by shrinking 525,6000%, will become Buzz Lightminute. He actually is just a glitch and doesn't actually move, but whatever.
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!
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