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Video Game Chat / Re: Things That Made You Poop A Little.

« on: February 14, 2009, 09:26:04 PM »

Last night's spicy chili fiesta certainly made me poop a little.

...To say the least.

Blatant immaturity works wonder for a dying thread; trust me!

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Mario Chat / Re: Create a Lakitu

« on: February 14, 2009, 09:13:05 PM »

Why on Earth would localizers give him a Japanese name when he already has a Japanese name?

No doubt it means something shockingly obscene in Japanese.

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Mario Chat / Re: Create a Lakitu

« on: February 13, 2009, 09:39:51 PM »

Most likely some cloud-related pun, much akin to the Koopa/Kappa connection.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)

« on: February 12, 2009, 11:04:44 PM »

Even though theirs seems to be the correct stance, Mario Wiki holds no authority over anything. Just thought you'd like to know.

Very true, although it can probably be established that the folks over at the Mario Wiki have put more hours into research on the topic than everyone in this discussion combined.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)

« on: February 12, 2009, 05:18:07 PM »

Sega Mario games?

Anyways, here's the Mario Wiki's notes on the topic at hand.

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Forum Games / Re: Let's count to a million FOR REAL

« on: February 11, 2009, 09:44:36 PM »

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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)

« on: February 11, 2009, 09:37:10 PM »

My standing, like that of the Chef, is that Donkey Kong and Mario Bros. took place in the Mushroom Kingdom, despite resembling real-world locations. As for Captain Lou Albano and Danny Wells of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, we can probably safely pass them off as a couple of overall-clad buffoons who reside in a universe entirely parallel to the in-game Mario canon. Conversely, my idea ofthe life and times of  Mario Mario can be explained in verse:

In the Mushroom Kingdom, born and raised
In the sewers are where I spent most of my days
Ch... ummm... Whatever.

I'll stop there for concern of further tarnishing any reputation I may have garnered on this forum as of yet. If anyone feels compelled to continue "Fresh Plumber of Mush-Air", feel free.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: February 09, 2009, 10:28:48 PM »

Let's!



We're making excellent progress here, guys! Keep it up!

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: February 08, 2009, 09:18:07 PM »

Mario: Timeless, loveable video game icon or ruthless communist propaganda straight from the Soviet Bloc?!



You be the judge(s).

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Video Game Chat / Re: Personal Bests on non-Mario titles

« on: February 08, 2009, 09:09:55 PM »

YOU FILTHY POKETARD YOU.

But seriously, such a time is impressive. You're either exceptionally dedicated or homeschooled, Turtlekid.

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Mario Chat / Re: Hover Nozzle!

« on: February 08, 2009, 08:27:10 PM »

I'll buy the thing under two conditions: a), speaks in a nasal, monotonous robotic voice, and b), includes a spray setting powerful enough to peel the flesh paint from any surface nescessary.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Personal Bests on non-Mario titles

« on: February 08, 2009, 07:48:24 PM »

It doesn't nescessarily count towards anything score-wise, but can anyone here top my approximate 367 hours of gameplay in Pokemon D/P?

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Who wants to help me with my political research survey?

« on: February 08, 2009, 07:28:03 PM »

4 and 50. It's a well-known fact that baseball doesn't actually exist in Canada.

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General Chat / Re: What song are you listening to right now?

« on: February 06, 2009, 03:18:46 PM »

Dancing In the Dark - Bruce Springsteen

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Site Discussion / Re: Welcome to the new Fungi Forums

« on: February 05, 2009, 02:28:58 PM »

Sure, but how do you get a title? Do the mods simply bestow them upon you at their whim, based on your actions?