Author Topic: Lets count to grown up FOR REAL (Read 14495 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:50:40 PM »

Millionaire adopts him and the kid becomes a rich, spoiled brat.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:53:04 PM »

New millionaire dad is never around; kid is mostly raised by illegal immigrant maid.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:58:03 PM »

Kid becomes depressed and decides (after listening to Rammstein) to shoot up his school...with a water gun!

dc804 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:06:44 PM »

Kid discovers porn, and isn't depressed anymore.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:07:56 PM »

Kid develops unrealistic ideas of sexuality and is never quite right.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:06:05 PM »

Porn industry falls apart because the ignorant people who look at it finally recognize it for the disgusting and perverted crap that it really is.

The kid keeps his unrealistic ideas of sexuality, gets five girls pregnant and gets AIDS.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:56:29 PM »

Despite having twelve children to provide for, kid manages to pass the fourth grade with flying colors.

dc804 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:10:36 PM »

Kid discovers hentai and likes it better than real porn.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:21:21 PM »

Kid attempts to romance fictional character Chun-Li

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:48:07 PM »

Kid spends five years learning Japanese.

dc804 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:54:56 PM »

Kid writes script to a hentai movie and makes millions then makes three sequels and becomes director.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:16:16 PM »

Kid dies of AIDS. Hentai industry falls apart because loser fanboys stop drawing it.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:27:57 PM »

One million points to whoever makes a movie about this kid's life.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:27:16 PM »

Kid's body decomposes. His remains grow up to be a nice tree. His soul remains in limbo to this day.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:51:00 PM »

Tree is gradually cut down by another boy. A sad book about it is written by Shel Silverstein.