Author Topic: If the World was a Person... (Read 9161 times)

ShadowBrain · « **on:** October 12, 2009, 11:02:21 PM »

...What would you say to it?

That is, if the collective mentality of the human race was personified as one person, what would you tell them?

Forest Guy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:28:11 PM »

If the world were a person... probably something like "Kiss my ass."

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:52:25 PM »

Yeah see, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:01:53 AM »

Whoooooooosh.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:05:39 AM »

How much do you hate yourself?

Forest Guy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:16:30 AM »

At least Mr. Wiggles understood the humor in that statement.

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:42:46 AM »

I would probably just look down and slowly shake my head in disgust.

If I told the Personified World what I wanted to say, it would just make matters worse.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:00:28 AM »

I read this as "If the World was a Prison..."

Also it should be "were".

TEM · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:11:12 PM »

I would kill it, getting an insane amount of souls and become unstoppable.

dc804 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:43:09 PM »

I would try being the best of friend with World. But then I will keep wanting more and more from him. Then I will rape him of all he is worth, try to make decisions for his life, and never pay him back anything in return. I will also nickname his siblings things like Mars, Venus and Pluto then I will kill Pluto because he is short. Then when World is in a terrible condition and can not possibly survive another five minutes (literally, World is terminal now) for how I have treated him, I shall say "sorry, I was wrong to do that to you" even though I would do the same thing again if given another chance. Then I will bang his mom.

Glorb · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:50:50 PM »

I would totally try and fight him/her.

Weegee · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:51:59 PM »

Quote from: TEM on October 13, 2009, 01:11:12 PM

I would kill it, getting an insane amount of souls and become unstoppable.

Statements like this clearly signify that YOU ARE PLAYING WAY TOO MUCH OF A PARTICULAR GAME.

Dc, be sure to go for Venus after Earth kicks the bucket. She's red hot.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:10:02 PM »

Man or woman, I would most certainly copulate with it.

Weegee · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:20:23 PM »

~~Chuck Norris beat you to it.~~

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:56:01 PM »

Quote from: Weegee on October 13, 2009, 02:20:23 PM

Chuck Norris beat you.

Fixed.

Also, what I would say would depend heavily on whether tact was a factor.