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Author Topic: Osama Porn Stash Discovered?  (Read 2088 times)

« on: May 13, 2011, 12:58:23 PM »
Luigison: Question everything!
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BP

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 01:46:58 PM »
Maybe if he'd hidden where the porn was we wouldn't have found him
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 02:25:24 PM »
Naw, if he were hiding where the porn was, he would have been found on accident, because no matter how good your hiding spot is, someone always 'stumbles upon it'.

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Naw, if he were hiding where the porn was, he would have been found on accident, with his pants down! HEY-OH
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Luigison

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 02:43:51 PM »
Or al qaeda had developed technology to digitize people and the internet would have porn sites full of suicide virus bombs. 
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 04:40:54 PM »
What would terrorist porn be like anyway? Would the guy scream, "Allahu Akbar!" as he climaxed? Do you suppose there's a gay terrorist porno flick out there called The Twin Towers? I'd be sorely disappointed if they never used a "weapon of mass destruction" euphemism.
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 12:45:28 AM »
Goats. Lots and lots of goats.
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