Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 360424 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1995 on:** May 04, 2010, 12:00:15 PM »

Krystal, realizing that her man was gay, tried to commit suicide via drug overdose; this, however, only succeeded in turning her skin blue.

Weegee · « **Reply #1996 on:** May 04, 2010, 01:45:16 PM »

She then shaved her head and joined the Blue Man Group.

Jman · « **Reply #1997 on:** May 05, 2010, 01:30:53 AM »

The Blue Man Group then were exiled from the Earth and joined up with the main cast of James Cameron's Avatar.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1998 on:** May 05, 2010, 02:31:46 PM »

Krystal became the group's de facto leader, and her first order of business was to annihilate Star Fox.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1999 on:** May 05, 2010, 02:39:09 PM »

Little did Star Fox know that, although they no longer had Slippy's obnoxious demeanor to put up with, they also no longer had his technological know-how to help them in combat; it looked to be an easy victory for the Blue Man/Na'vi coalition.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2000 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:20:34 PM »

Peppy, realizing that his death was imminent, barrel rolled into his grave.

Hacker Pikachu 25 · « **Reply #2001 on:** May 07, 2010, 03:00:25 PM »

And then Wolf got a Smash Ball.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2002 on:** May 07, 2010, 04:04:02 PM »

Fortunatly, Wolf's landmaster was in the shop, so nothing happened.

Hacker Pikachu 25 · « **Reply #2003 on:** May 07, 2010, 05:05:18 PM »

And then SUPER SONIC IN STANDARD LEVELS.

Weegee · « **Reply #2004 on:** May 07, 2010, 05:12:20 PM »

And then a skeleton popped out.

Hacker Pikachu 25 · « **Reply #2005 on:** May 07, 2010, 05:43:56 PM »

"Where'd this freak-kuh come from?" questioned a Buzzy Beetle.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2006 on:** May 08, 2010, 11:49:33 PM »

"Back to the Blue Man/Na'vi conflict, please," said the narrator.

Hacker Pikachu 25 · « **Reply #2007 on:** May 09, 2010, 12:24:22 PM »

And then a cannon shot the narrarator, because noone likes narrarators.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2008 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:17:14 PM »

Star Fox, with the help of Bill Grey's squad, battled the coalition.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #2009 on:** May 17, 2010, 10:26:50 PM »

Meanwhile Mario was roasting a marshmallow over the narrator's burning corpse, remembering when the story was about him and a chain-chomp.