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« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2003, 06:41:01 PM »
Wart's dead.
Yoshi likes to dance in his backwards saddle!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2003, 10:19:37 PM »
Then, Pac-Man came along and ate Bowser and Ganon.
Link was mad because now he was out of a job.
Luigi wondered how he was going to fix this horrible story and sat thinking for several centuries (aided by a few 1-UP mushrooms) but by that time, The MK had fallen into ruin and was no longer a civilization.
How will Luigi figure this one out?
Find out whenever!

I fear the monkey in your soul.
That was a joke.

Jman

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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2003, 09:25:10 AM »
Oops! my mistake.  Getting on with the story.
Link had been called by Jman to save the day from Bowser. But now he was dead.Meanwhile, Princess Peach, who had gulped down a milkshake that makes you young forever, found out there was a war about to start. Then Mario put up a sign that said: Fighters for TMK, Now Hiring.  Anyone who wants to join, can. except those stupid Pokemon characters, they would only disgrace us!
Meanwhile, about 20 fighters had joined. Most were the characters from SSB and SSBM.
And more were joining rapidly.  "Now I call on, the one, the only, Chupperson Weird!" Said Jman.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

Edited by - Jman on 4/4/2003 7:30:01 AM
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2003, 09:23:13 PM »
"What should I do?" asked CW.
Then, he used his omnipotence to reverse time to before Wart appeared!
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2003, 09:39:52 PM »
But then Pikachu appeared, dressed in a Yoshi suit.
Pikachu: Pika pika CHUUU pi!

In rough translation, he asked if he could join in to help. He said that he wasn't a Pokemon, but a friendly Yoshi wanting in on the action.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Jman

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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2003, 08:21:51 AM »
But Jman could see through his disguise.  Jman decided not to vaporize it, but secretly hoped it would die in a battle.
So Jman and CW let him join the team.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2003, 02:21:15 PM »
But Pikacu was killed when Mario tried to ride him.

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2003, 08:09:30 PM »
The world cheered Mario.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.

Hirocon

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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2003, 03:43:24 AM »
Philanthropists throughout the Mushroom Kingdom quickly began paying Mario huge amounts of money to attempt to ride the other Pokemon.

« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2003, 01:45:32 PM »
But mario couldnt because he got a hemroid trying to ride a Ponyta.

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2003, 11:47:14 PM »
But then he was cured with Metroid vaccine.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.

« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2003, 05:44:00 PM »
But, Mario had an allergic reaction to the Metroid vaccine and became...

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2003, 12:39:25 AM »
Samarius! He has a strange suit that appears to be grafted to his molecular structure, and he mutated so now he can squish himself into any shape imaginable!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.

Jman

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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2003, 08:21:46 AM »
But then Kirby appeared and used the crash ability.  Everything was restored to normal. Including Mario and Luigi were brought back to life.  So were Bowser, Wart and Ganondorf.
So the story left off at the time when Ganon said he would destroy TMK the good Mario site.

Mario Madness will live forever!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Jman

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« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2003, 05:14:37 PM »
Ganon was laughing.  He electrocuted Jman with a magic beam. " Hahahahahahahahah! you freaks will never kill me!  I am all powerful!"   he said.

Mario Madness will live forever!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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